IT IS THAT TIME AGAINIT IS ANOTHER ANNUAL SCANNER THREADDRINKAN, MUSICAN, AND...

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
IT IS ANOTHER ANNUAL SCANNER THREAD

DRINKAN, MUSICAN, AND OTHER NONSENSEAN

All urls found in this thread:
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/701875533
http://archive.org/b/res/5993405.html#q6146931
https://archive.org/animus/res/1305719.html#1305789/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzly4fD0YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rIWEgmmQk
Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

I'm working with a 750 and I can't play a lot of games.

and when you get neetbucks you get backpay from the day you applied to when you're approved

PIZZA

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

Either my tolerance has hardened or I don't have enough booze but I swear I ain't fucked up yet, boss.

I'll save this pic and send this to my sister.
She will be envious. I call her Pizza Slut

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SCANNER LEARNED HOW TO CROSSTHREAD

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
You know I could use this knowledge for evil, right?

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

and I can't play a lot of games
Yeah, maybe you should get a fucking job instead of playing games.
Or spend the money or finding a way to get one instead of blowing it all on drugs and shit you don't need.

Jace Green
Jace Green

Can I admin now?
Or am I just a HM Slave?

John Collins
John Collins

I dunno, I got a job and I'm blowing it all on drugs and shit I don't need too.

But I sorta like the job more. The drugs are just a way to blow off steam.

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

I haven't done any non-prescription drugs in 4 months

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Some cunts are just scared of paying jobs.

Like, there are neets are in charity/volunteer gigs who love that shit, it ain't paying but it is something.

We should get him into volunteering so we can get more cringe stuff out of him, you know, like I did when I was an unemployed waste of space.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

SHIT DEFENCE SON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

Is this thread dead?
Is there a new one?
What is going on?

Who is the most active? I think I've got an idea to pass the time.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

I know how to crossthread right?
Does crossthreading work across boards?
Because I think I should scout out, find appropriate places to shitpost, and we leave Holla Forums behind till it picks up a little.

You know, how Orkz do WAAAAAAGH! and stuff. If need be, I'll drag some others in as well.

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

Seems dead today.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/701875533

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

school week slow week
;~;

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

Not appropriate, unless you want to raid.

John Price
John Price

o-oh ;;

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

/board/threadopid

Leo Green
Leo Green

Test what if I tested your ability to test Test from wrestling as he tests Test (you) with a math test for testing your multiplications?

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

May I just ask, are you Canada user?

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

flag

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

SCANNING

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

Yeah, I'm just thinking that you're probably the same guy I know who came from /sstf/ and occasionally cyber every month.

My mistake.

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

who came from /sstf/ and occasionally cyber every month.

Xavier White
Xavier White

Haha.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

This seems like a pity laugh.

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

Canada user
American flag

Only Scanner.

Nathan James
Nathan James

Plus that thread is just as slow as ours, I'mma go look around, see if there is something we can mash up with. Pony thread on /b/ seems like a good bet, they're like minded faggots and we can play the game 'Who is as faggy as X poster', you know, like multiverse theory.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

I'm sorry, I had to make the stupid joke

I felt it was the sarcastic laugh lol

Adorable gif

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

if that was a pity laugh
I'd be laughing hysterically rolling on the floor or you right now

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

Are you TP?
The American flag seems like you're TP.

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

k

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

That's nice, blueberries.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

:)

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

6146931

Let's see if this works.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Well that would be life in another world from zero

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

You just may be retarded.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

NOPE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO OLD FASHIONED BULLSHIT, BOYS!

http://archive.org/b/res/5993405.html#q6146931

Angel Price
Angel Price

What board is it on?

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

/b/res/5993405.html#5993405

You just may factually be retarded.

Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

I am in no way in favor of that idiot Donald Trump but this is what I have pointed out about Hillary Clinton for years, she is a pawn to anyone that can afford her. From wall street to crooked lenders, investors, lobbyist, banks, big medicine/Pharma. She has sold government privilege for decades and unfortunately she is running against the only person in this country who will be as bad for this country as her. Cognitive dissonant people will refuse to accept the facts no matter how glaringly obvious but we will continue to remain at war, give billions of dollars to Israel, and sell government positions and favors to corporations and anyone else with enough money to buy her. Before you argue this just do some research, its there when you get over the "my team" mentality.

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Is it just me, or did I explicitly tell him how to do cross-board links?

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Well, tart it up like it is a new thread and teach me how to do that shit later.

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

I'm not just gonnn HOP into a PASTURE littered with HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!1!!!!!1

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

Two cute ones in a row, keep going you might get a qu qu qu qu quuuuuad

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

I already did.

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

You don't even need to have the OP as the link.
Any post number will crosslink just fine.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

That shit is in greentext though.

Nigga, when I'm drunk and threads are dead, you're damn straight I'm gonna jump in shit for funsies.

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

no ;~;

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

You don't want a quad feed? Do you even OW?

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

got hennemies got a lot of hennemies got a lot of people tryina drain me of this Hennessy

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

Well, yeah.

...
Could it maybe be that it isn't a valid crosslink?
Because instead of having a post id I have "threadopid"?

Or maybe there's just no /board/ board?

And I was using those to strings to show you what information to put where?

Nah, that'd make sense.

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

i don't?

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

OHHHH, NOW I GET IT!
I just went searching for a /threadopid/ on board search and see if it was a board.

Nevermind, everything is kicked up now.
Mash up cancelled

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Yeah, the latter.
I'm legit retarded, unless you break it down; I'll take everything the wrong way.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU SCANNER

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

I just went searching for a /threadopid/ on board search and see if it was a board.

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

Are you trying to confuse me or am I just this dumb?

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

yay lacksy daisy...

i miss that guy that alway used to post the cat guy

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

I'm that retarded.

It isn't fucking fair.
I even posted that Panzer anime webm thing to get cocks hard.

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

confuse ray for 100 dmg

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

Do you still adamantly refuse to play anything with him?

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Psure (s)he's gone full retard and doesn't remember how to get out.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

you're not fucking r
etarded
shit dude fuck that
youre just a lil out there my dude and i love you for it

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

I have been playing OW with them for weeks now.
We are trying out Wildstar with me, Luka, and Test.
Eve after that once I can afford it.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

A lot of people have posted a lot of cat guys from that comic.

So which one.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

the main cat

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Wasn't there someone who went by Lackadaisy

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

LIKE 6 PEOPLE USED ROCKY THOUGH

I don't think so.

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

Apparently that is the name of the speakeasy.

Carter Young
Carter Young

woah.. his name was rocky?

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

Oh you mean a poster that went by Lackadaisy.

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Roark.
Roark Rickaby.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

You poor thing.

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

So basically, you put in the board, then the OP number, right?

You have no fucking idea, was working out odds in the betting shop the other day. Manager gives me a suprise test.

So, what pays out more 30/100 or 2/7?

Well basically, 30/100 is just 3/10 and 2/7 is just as it says on the tin, so I have to say 2/7 because 2/7 is 9 outcomes with 2 chances of winning but 7 chances out of losing and 3/10 is 13 outcomes with 3 of them winning... so even though you have more outcomes, youre more likely to with 3/10 than 2/7 so 2/7 pays the most.

This is my way of explaining things to a seasoned bookmaker, and he was just as confused as how I took that information when I seardched up /threadopid/

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

i used to see a lot of him in threads years ago

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Fair enough

That's okay, aren't we all in our own ways? just probably not as bad at points

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

>>1305802
/1thread/index.html

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

*hugs*

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

no

Asher Green
Asher Green

Yes, because if I dare make a post, it would be
/1thread/1

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

It's obviously like this

/https://archive.org/animus/res/1305719.html#1305789/

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

/1thread/1
:3

John Wright
John Wright

Never go full retard.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

Oh no, a did a bad thing.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

10/10
I can't my fucking sides.

I don't think so.

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

make it

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

There will never again be a >>>/1thread/1

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

Good morning.

David Cox
David Cox

GOOD MORNING
GOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING

ITS FUN TO STAY OUT LATE

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

39%

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

We decided no to do Wildstar.
Test ain't into it. Didn't you hear us say that?

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

it's *great to stay out late.

good morning. good morning. to you.

Matthew White
Matthew White

I'm not sure what that of referencing.

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

yeah
:(

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Ever listen to the commentary with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey?

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

You see what I mean?
The more I learn, the more devious shit I can get people into.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

sonic is one heckuva guy.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

Nah.
I saw the movie in theaters when it came out and when the fake ads started, it took us a moment to realize the movie had actually started.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

I'll fuck your sides alright

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

what that of referencing.

This sounds very cyka blyat

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

I WANT TO PLAY AN MMO BUT THEY ALL SUCK OR COST MONEY

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

money :(

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

you didn't need the "cost money" part. your statement was 100% true until you added those words.

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

I suggest it, if you ever have the chance. It's better than the movie by far.

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

Probably not.

Please don't, that sounds painful.

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

*Huffs nicely*

No. I'm a debutante and I get what I want.

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

I can't watch that right now, in public. The phone is at fault, not me!

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

you can want it all you want. it won't ever make them good.

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

Does the same apply to you?

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

Nevermind, the guy prunes it so there is really only one thread.

Thinking of using my knowledge to send ponies on /b/ for a battle of threads.

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

Fair enough.

yay~
saved

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

you are well aware that my opinion of myself is basically zero, so yes, I suppose so.

James Cook
James Cook

Hey.
Cupcake.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Don't worry.
I'm sure everyone else thinks the same of you.
: ^ )))

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

Or, orrrr.
I can be good at the game and.

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

...okay?

Connor Morris
Connor Morris

I have no arms so you can only take a lean in return

I guess I'm just dumb....

Morning Gogs! Sleep well?

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

ah, gotcha, drop rate. I'd say you're in for a long grind session regardless of which method you go for.

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

You gave me trouble when I was complaining about a 10% drop before.

Turns out the drop rates dropped. :^)

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

Shut up Rin. Your vague video game posting is not welcome here.

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

even you probably think more highly of me than I do of myself.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Well, I slept. That's for sure. Whether it was good or bad, I cannot say.

David Wright
David Wright

yes, picked up on that. I'm pleased. now you know my pain from when I would get rare drops in monster hunter.

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

Teaching Kogasa how to read just so she can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess directly !

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Technically, they stack.
In the way that is far less than 6% likely to get one in a run of the mission.

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Whose ass is that?
Looks familiar.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

Any answer I give here would make me seem like a bigger dick than intended.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKzly4fD0YA

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

implying I didn't already know that pain

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

Is that a quicky clicky game?

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

I'm sure you'll be fiiiine
well we all know how much you like being a big dick, but the fact you would respond in that manner honestly just proves my point. I would have torn me to shreds and you decided to leave it vague.
hush, you.

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

No. It's an action game.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

I'm not sure, but I'd be glad to find out if you could remember. I saved it outside of an avatar category so I must have thought it nobody's.

Levi Torres
Levi Torres

For fuck's sake, just do what every other attention whore does and open with a "hi" or "good morning" or "lonely :(" instead of whatever the fuck this drivel is.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

I doubt you have the energy to tear yourself anything.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

Teaching tsuchi how to read just so he can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess directly !

Liam Price
Liam Price

believe me. I'm an old pro at ripping myself apart. when you've hated yourself as long as I have you get pretty fucking good at self deprecation.

Jacob King
Jacob King

This is much more efficient in what I desire from those posts.
I want to impregnate Kogasa's feets !

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

Teaching Cupcake how to read so she can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess it to him directly!

Leo King
Leo King

using both gender pronouns in the same statement

well done rin. you get me.

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

I'm an old pro at ripping myself apart
Suggest lube, next time.

I've noticed.

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Just as long as you don't refer to it as "self-depreciation" it's fine by me.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Oh, not a clicker reskin then.
That little snip made me think either 'Clicky game' or 'RTS game'

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

[Witty comment passively attacking X poster in a way that comes off funny, but subtly agitating]

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Neither.
It's an item drop rate.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

you're getting pretty good at turning everything I say into something gay.
I wouldn't refer to it that way because that would be incorrect, kaybe.
you passive aggressive dog lover

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Fling yourself from the nearest bridge.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

I want to sexualize Kogasa's feet to the point that she starts to see them as lewd parts, and starts wearing socks !

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

besides. I can't depreciate in value because there wasn't any to begin with.

see, super good at this.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

I'm thinking about getting a dog after I get my own apartment in a couple months.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

always playing so hard to get.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Easier to assume everything you say is gay to begin with.

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

[Sarcastic dismissal]

There's a messa this lot 'round here who don't give a tin tan tutin' if they's incorrect, Cupcay. Y'know that.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

so you say at every available opportunity. it's like you like baiting out dog fucker comments or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rIWEgmmQk

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

I hope you make a dildo of broken glass glued to together and ram it as far as you can muster into your anus.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Well, there was this thread on either /cuteboys/ or /b/ of this guy's ass and someone said 'SHOWS POTENTIAL, SHAVE THAT SHIT AND YOU'LL BE REAMED FOREVER'

But if you got it, either it is in circulation in here and it has to be someone from here, so we just need to play Guess Who and remember who shaves their asses... or it could be off your friends list.

My powers of deduction are good, BUT not that good. Where did you save it from?

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

shut your mouth and get back to pickin' that cotton.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

*gasp* you got me! Your comments hurt me so deeply and i Respect you as a person.

Jack Young
Jack Young

I don't get onto Gilligan for being a trap lust machine every time he opens his gay mouth.

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

Well I'm stumped, what game is it?

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

Capital R and not a capital I

Nigga did you just have a laps in brain function?

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

I know how that feels but you'll get better sleep one of these nights, trust me

Can I teach you how to lewd?

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

Blame the phone!

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

laps
Clearly you did.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Nani !?

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

that's not only a really weird thing to hope for, but like, why on earth would I ever do such a thing? even when you're less lazy you're lazy.
maybe you should. it would be amusing.
saved ~ :)

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Thankyou, I trust you.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

That's not true, even the ones with wrecked backs were worth something in the slave trade.

You know, that sounds familiar, but that gets said about a lot of butts because people are deathly afraid of hair in this day and age. Hard to say. I probably got it from 4chan, but who knows? It's been a long time. Thanks for trying to remember anyway.

There isn't any cotton up my nose.

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

Alright.

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

God Eater 2: Rage Burst

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

2spooky

Thomas James
Thomas James

lean!

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

both of these replies are so ridiculous I don't even know where to begin.

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

you will never "force" yourself to suck Felix's dick to avoid being slothful

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

The start might be a good place. Might be confusing if you begin at the end.

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

but I'm a big fan of ends.

rear ends.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

you will never be kept as a sex slave by Rem and get your limbs cut off so you can't run away

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

Filename

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

dirty birdy.

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

Why even life?

Cameron Jenkins
Cameron Jenkins

You must be on someone's good side upstairs if that's the case, what with being born with an ass for a face and an ass for an ass.

Chase Green
Chase Green

You know.
I could probably get a better droprate on a genny by continuing the story to get a higher difficulty Vajra.

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

the issue with that is that I won't have the equipment I need it for now.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

ow. the sting of your rapier wit it like the biting frost.
the classic dilemma.

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

*bit

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

Boop!

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

Do you get a better drop rate if you got people with you?

Or is it not a co-op game?

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

who else /dead inside/ and going back to sleep after only being awake for 4 hours

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

you are a very strange person, kaybe.

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

I'm going to make a tentative guess that you aren't one of those people because I suspect we'll see another post from you within minutes of this one.

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

Not half as strange as I am enthusiastically uninteresting.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

You don't understand, Cupcake.

I have every assault gun, short blade, and buckler available to me.

I feel like I've set a precedent, and if I don't live up to it I don't know how I can live with myself.

You can kill things faster with four people than you can one and three A.I.s.

I'm not sure if more players affects droprates though.
I'm the only weeab I know playing this game.

James Turner
James Turner

His sense of humor is unique.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

you're definitely very boring, this is true.
sometimes you're pretty amusing though.
guess you better get grinding then, girl.
very much agree.

Zachary Sanchez
Zachary Sanchez

I'll grind you.

Hmph.

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

lewd.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

itchy nose?

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

That's what the script said you'd say. I'm starting to think this old man wasn't so crazy.

Yeah, I like it when the puppies in the mill gnaw the fur off too. Amusing little guys.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

PLEASE RESPOND

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

mhm...

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

What old man?

William Powell
William Powell

The mysterious one who knows more than he should. He's an integral plot device.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

Yes, all over and in as well

You should, I am a doctor! lol serious time though you will get better sleep in time as will I, just gotta tough the crap time out!

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I responded with the appropriate response I think. your statement was highly confusing.
scratch it then.

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

I know, I just wanted a different response. It's like how sometimes I don't like the fortune I get so I open another six cookies until I get my real fortune.

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Old dogs are wise after all

The waiting is quite bothersome.

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

FooFighters <3

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

"PooFighters <3" - Cooki 2016

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

I think you just open another six cookies so you can eat another six cookies.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Canada ain't far from UK, and our mindset compliments each other, you teach, I benefit... maybe if I have time, you can show me the ropes and I can try and earn you higher shit.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

From my experience, wisdom does not often manifest as constantly pissing on the floor. But I'll take your word for it. Maybe they do things differently on your end of the world.

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

poo
♥Foofighters♥ is a band

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

lawl wat

<3

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

Except fortune cookies taste like hot garbage. Not that I still don't eat the six other cookies that I open.

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

I think they taste alright.

my family's dog absolutely loves them. if I'm over visiting and we eat chinese we always just give them to him because it's fun to watch him snatch them whole out of the air and crunch them up.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

I want to make a maid Cafe in my city, where can i buy lolis?

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

mmm. wal mart sure knows how to make a bland as fuck off brand chili.

thank goodness for tabasco.

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

loli store.

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

It uh.
Has online multiplayer.

Lol.

Gavin Ortiz
Gavin Ortiz

don't worry everyone. as I suspected, the tabasco fixed the problem.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

Too expensive

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

I'll have to remember to mail my opened fortune cookies to your family for your dog next time.

I thought you were going to recommend Walmart off-brand lolis at first.

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

I think you can pirate them but you gotta be careful. the feds are all over that shit.
oooh, he would love that. my family would be creeped out as fuck, but the dog would be ecstatic.

I would recommend them, actually. unlike walmart's chili, their lolis are top notch.

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

Thank God.

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Should just make your own.

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Is it ever, I've got to the point that like my body aches a little from it but that could be added onto by the weather

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

I knew He invented tabasco the moment I tried it.

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

had a guy for that. he ran off with the guy I had for sex. now I live a cold, store bought chili filled existence. que sera sera.

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

I head the Philippines and Taiwan have some cheap lolis but they're ugly. Doushio

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

it's just so hard to get good lolis these days. I blame the jews.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Story time.

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

Maybe you should pour a bunch of tabasco on your chest in an attempt to fix your weird nipples.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

Around jews you lose, around blacks never relax

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

the story has already been told in bits and pieces by me during my depressed phase. dated two guys at once, they ran off with each other. three of us lasted 3 years so pretty impressive for a doomed relationship type I suppose.

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

pretty much just stay around white people who watch anime with you.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

Curious triangle.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

I'll stick to lines from now on.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

I have 3 jaypee threads up and nobody knows !

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

A wise decision.

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

That sounds like it would have hurt.

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

new flame wouldn't want to share me anyway. very jealous type.

Carter Roberts
Carter Roberts

Duly noted.

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

well yes. it was the most devastating, painful thing that has ever happened to me. and I've been hit by a semi truck.

Joseph White
Joseph White

well now everyone knows you fool.

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

Ouch..

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

Being with a jealous person sounds like an exhausting nightmare.

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Yeah but you don't know which ones are me

Joshua White
Joshua White

Did your dad know about your three way booty bargain?

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

doubly so for a slut like me, but eh.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

as it happens, yes, he and my mom both knew. took me about two years of the three to work up the courage to tell them. they were supportive, but definitely more weirded out by that than the gay thing.

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

well you saw how I was for a while.
true. guess you're in the clear.

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

I need a hug

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

I think that is probably the appropriate parental response. Sounds like a conversation that would be worse than getting in a knife fight.

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

Sucks.

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Thank you master, you're so kind master

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

even knowing how supportive my parents have become of...other forms of relationships...it was still a very hard thing to tell them. and to think, if I had just been a coward for another year...
speaking of, how's subtle doing?

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Never do today what you can hold off for tomorrow. This mantra has served me well.

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

He's in Greece on vacation now but when we spoke 2 nights ago he's having a lot of fun and coming back tomorrow. I'm really excited

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

I'm trying a new tactic actually. I just tell them shit early on now.
that's cool. I was wondering where he went off to, haven't seen him around in a while.

Matthew Reyes
Matthew Reyes

NUKA WORLD!
U
K
A

W
O
R
L
!

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

Give me detailed examples. 12 point Times New Roman font single spaced.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Dude, stop taking pictures of me...

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

uuuuuuuuuh

okay.
well I've only had one thing so far and I'd rather not say it, actually. but they were supportive as always. they're good people. not sure how they produced such a piece of garbage.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Thanks for reminding me that existed.
Time to download it and face the crushing amounts of disappointment.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

Stop sitting on me when I've got my phone out.

David James
David James

Yus he's been gone for 2 weeks it's been awful

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

Hello, brightlord. How goes your day?

You can't stop me! You're not my father!

...

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

So ya...just recently got Nuka World for FO4. It's bretty cool. Check it out when you can.

William Butler
William Butler

you poor thing. how have you been holding on all this time?

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

How's that any different than your usual relationship together?

William Diaz
William Diaz

Briefly, but yes.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

My money is on them having had sex. I hear a lot of pregnancies happen that way.

I should hope you don't sit on your father with your shirt off.

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

aaah. it's a new dlc. I still haven't tried any of those, haven't played fallout 4 since I finished it a while ago.
lasted about 2 months. glad it's behind me.
don't be gross. my parents never had sex.

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Well it is easier than with my shirt on....

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

I need a
FUCKING.
GENERATOR.

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

We usually talk all day in places other than here, much like you and smiles
I've been exercising and have a job interview tomorrow, mostly just spending time in places that isn't here

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

yeah I've noticed you also haven't been around much. place has been missing that special brand of autism you are so good at.

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

I thought you two had the thing where you weren't actually dating each other but you just were a cuck to him.

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Let me mark my calendar.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

...

Good. I'm playing OW with some people.

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

You can't just retire now. There's still evil afoot! The wasteland needs you.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

they even reply the same way to me. cute.

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

the wasteland can wait until there's a good enough sale on the season pass.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

Who even is the weird ferret posting dude?

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

mandy. squash has a massive crush on him.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

It's just copy pasting my /jp/ threads most of the time... I swear I'm not autistic !
Nani !

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

Who knows. Maybe you'll be surprised.

You cheapskate!

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

What?!

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

I don't know what that means...

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

I wasn't trying to imply that you are autistic. just your /jp/ copy pasta.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

The biggest "sale" for the DLC/season pass will probably just be for the same as the launch pass price.
Well, until the GOTY is selling for like $20 in two years from now.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

must be some jew blood in there.
hmph.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Alternatively, piracy is still a thing.

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

A lot of it is stuff I post
x)

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

What's wrong?

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

I'm more than willing to wait. the longer I wait the more enjoyment I'll get out of playing through the main game again a second time.
I don't pirate games.
in spite of this, I don't believe you are autistic.

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

You chose this path. Now you must....PAY!

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

nothing. I was just being silly.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

but paying is what I will not do.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

You are incorrigible.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

more enjoyment I'll get out of playing through the main game again a second time.
That will never be enjoyable.

Charles James
Charles James

It's just to take out my boredom and a place to let out all my shitposting so it doesn't rear it's head out irl

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

I've been told this many times.
yes yes, you hate everything.
gotta vent it all somewhere. I totally get it.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

It's a game, love.

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

I don't pirate games either.

I just take them for an extended rental.
:^)

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

like the game you playin' with poor mandy's heart.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

Oh you'll get something alright

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

Well it is an accurate statement. You are going to drive me to drink.

Is it enjoyable?

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

I have no moral issue with it. it's just something I don't do myself.
kawfie or gween tea?
drive yourself you lazy bum.

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

I mean, it's not like I wouldn't stop if he asked me to.

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

It is, but not as much as I enjoy being with you.

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

exactly my point. the poor fool will never tell you to stop.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

I hope he never does.

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

you two are adorable.

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

I don't drive. I ride.

Oh hush, love. Go enjoy your game.

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

get an uber.

I don't have a car

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

Gween Cawfee

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

that just sounds gross.

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

It's just food coloring

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

I meant' I ride a motorcycle

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

I'll be back.

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

I imagine the amount of food coloring needed to change the color of coffee can't be good for you.
how sexy.

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

There's only 1 way to find out, go make some green coffee and lap it up dog

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

I'll message you before I pass out if you don't come back in time. But don't worry, enjoy!

It has yet to pay off in that fashion.

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

whyis the fridge so difficult to open when you close it aaa

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

but I hate coffee, have none in the house, and don't own any food coloring.
well I'm sure it will. just keep riding that hog and you'll find yourself a hog to ride.

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

I tried to sing another song. I didn't save it though.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

You are an odd flavored cupcake. also a faggot :^)

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

CUPCAKE, I GOT IT.

Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

Vacuum

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

No wait, also magnets.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

Oh you.

Name a song.

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

I know. I'm the worst.

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

so proud of you

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

I deserve more praise than that for that clever turn of phrase.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

I want to ride Mandy's hog.

I was borne to love you.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Born

Jason Long
Jason Long

Feet

Nolan Foster
Nolan Foster

why are they so cute

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

But I don't want a hog to ride....

But you are destined for something more!

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

you never let me have any fun.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

Aren't they though

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

heart attack: the show.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

oook bedtim nana

when you toothbrush and you feel like you must sneeze and you realize itis a disaster

I once sneezed before it was too late and it was everywhere

toothpaste is a mess

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

I keep offering.

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

Watchan Young Frankenstein

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

goodnight
you shan't have me, temptress!

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

that movie is a classic. fucking tragic that wilder died. he was very old though.

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

To be loved by you?

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

s m o o t h
m
o
o
t
h

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

Because you're a goddamn pedophile.

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

s m o o t h
m
o
o
t
h

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

right I forgot that the only way you can find drawn images of young girls cute is to be sexually attracted to them.

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

DELETE IT

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

nerf dis

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

FUCKING REMOVE THAT FOLDER NOW GEORGE

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

delete it like they deleted all of leto's scenes from the movie.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

I wish we still gave shock therapy and/or physical/chemical castration to pedophiles.
The world would be a better place.

Austin Price
Austin Price

LOCK ME UP

Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

always so busy thinking about dude's junk and what to do with it.

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

*dudes'

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

But squash could.

No, love. To be loved by somebody far better.

I am not mad, I am just differently sane.

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

squash also can't have me.

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

He really was, I couldn't believe it at first

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

There's literally no negative to these policies.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

If I recall correctly rapists who were physically castrated would then rape women with phallic objects to make up for physical impairment.

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

There is no one better.

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

Why worst?

Noah Walker
Noah Walker

world got a little darker that day.
it would be incredibly hard to argue on the side of the pedophiles.

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Googles is the worst though

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Oh he could. He could in an instant and you know it.

Oh, my love, there are so man. You amongst them.

John Morgan
John Morgan

because...?

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

the new God of War looks pretty good

nice trip

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

if circumstances were a little different, yes.

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

Repeat offenders get the chair.

James Wood
James Wood

heh. thanks. rin found it for whatever reason so I decided to use it for a bit.

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

A 2005 study printed in the Journal of the American Academy of Psychology and the Law, found that between zero and 10 percent of sexual offenders who are surgically castrated repeat their crime.

Ah, nevermind.

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Oh?

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

that's all the detail I choose to go into at this time.

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

So my dumb ass brother didn't pay the power bill and now i have to pick up his slack so it's probably going to take even longer to get my fucking laptop. Good god I am so sick of this bullshit that keeps getting in the fucking way of what I want.
This is getting fucking ridiculous.

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

that really sucks.

also reminds me that my monthly energy bill every month during summer would buy a laptop.

ugh.

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

So you're saying if Squash had double D knockers, you'd be down to bang them together?

That sucks. But shitty family comes first.

John Stewart
John Stewart

You're not the worst.

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

no one gets me like you do, kaybe.

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

you're just biased like everyone else who isn't me.

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

Why didn't he pay the bill.

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

I should be allowed to chose myt lover.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

I think that as for me fam

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

Our old friend Nick might give me a run for my money. That man is quite the detective.

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

he's a national treasure.

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Are you sure? A random selection might yield better results.

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

I would never say you can't, brightlord.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

I think he's a national treasure too.

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

What's the regular recidivism rate?

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

I went looking for one today and I found a decent one at a cheap price. Hopefully I can get it soon but with my luck there will be more bullshit getting in the way.

I am only giving them $40 at the most out of this paycheck
I'm tired of him leeching off me.

He is retarded. It's too complicated to explain.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

:L

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Do NOT post this again.

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