IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
IT IS ANOTHER ANNUAL SCANNER THREAD
DRINKAN, MUSICAN, AND OTHER NONSENSEAN
IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
IT IS ANOTHER ANNUAL SCANNER THREAD
DRINKAN, MUSICAN, AND OTHER NONSENSEAN
I'm working with a 750 and I can't play a lot of games.
and when you get neetbucks you get backpay from the day you applied to when you're approved
Either my tolerance has hardened or I don't have enough booze but I swear I ain't fucked up yet, boss.
I'll save this pic and send this to my sister.
She will be envious. I call her Pizza Slut
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SCANNER LEARNED HOW TO CROSSTHREAD
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
You know I could use this knowledge for evil, right?
and I can't play a lot of games
Yeah, maybe you should get a fucking job instead of playing games.
Or spend the money or finding a way to get one instead of blowing it all on drugs and shit you don't need.
Can I admin now?
Or am I just a HM Slave?
I dunno, I got a job and I'm blowing it all on drugs and shit I don't need too.
But I sorta like the job more. The drugs are just a way to blow off steam.
I haven't done any non-prescription drugs in 4 months
Some cunts are just scared of paying jobs.
Like, there are neets are in charity/volunteer gigs who love that shit, it ain't paying but it is something.
We should get him into volunteering so we can get more cringe stuff out of him, you know, like I did when I was an unemployed waste of space.
SHIT DEFENCE SON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
Is this thread dead?
Is there a new one?
What is going on?
Who is the most active? I think I've got an idea to pass the time.
I know how to crossthread right?
Does crossthreading work across boards?
Because I think I should scout out, find appropriate places to shitpost, and we leave Holla Forums behind till it picks up a little.
You know, how Orkz do WAAAAAAGH! and stuff. If need be, I'll drag some others in as well.
Seems dead today.
school week slow week
Not appropriate, unless you want to raid.
Test what if I tested your ability to test Test from wrestling as he tests Test (you) with a math test for testing your multiplications?
May I just ask, are you Canada user?
Yeah, I'm just thinking that you're probably the same guy I know who came from /sstf/ and occasionally cyber every month.
who came from /sstf/ and occasionally cyber every month.
This seems like a pity laugh.
Plus that thread is just as slow as ours, I'mma go look around, see if there is something we can mash up with. Pony thread on /b/ seems like a good bet, they're like minded faggots and we can play the game 'Who is as faggy as X poster', you know, like multiverse theory.
I'm sorry, I had to make the stupid joke
I felt it was the sarcastic laugh lol
if that was a pity laugh
I'd be laughing hysterically rolling on the floor or you right now
Are you TP?
The American flag seems like you're TP.
That's nice, blueberries.
Let's see if this works.
Well that would be life in another world from zero
You just may be retarded.
NOPE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO OLD FASHIONED BULLSHIT, BOYS!
What board is it on?
You just may factually be retarded.
I am in no way in favor of that idiot Donald Trump but this is what I have pointed out about Hillary Clinton for years, she is a pawn to anyone that can afford her. From wall street to crooked lenders, investors, lobbyist, banks, big medicine/Pharma. She has sold government privilege for decades and unfortunately she is running against the only person in this country who will be as bad for this country as her. Cognitive dissonant people will refuse to accept the facts no matter how glaringly obvious but we will continue to remain at war, give billions of dollars to Israel, and sell government positions and favors to corporations and anyone else with enough money to buy her. Before you argue this just do some research, its there when you get over the "my team" mentality.
Is it just me, or did I explicitly tell him how to do cross-board links?
Well, tart it up like it is a new thread and teach me how to do that shit later.
I'm not just gonnn HOP into a PASTURE littered with HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!1!!!!!1
Two cute ones in a row, keep going you might get a qu qu qu qu quuuuuad
I already did.
You don't even need to have the OP as the link.
Any post number will crosslink just fine.
That shit is in greentext though.
Nigga, when I'm drunk and threads are dead, you're damn straight I'm gonna jump in shit for funsies.
You don't want a quad feed? Do you even OW?
got hennemies got a lot of hennemies got a lot of people tryina drain me of this Hennessy
Could it maybe be that it isn't a valid crosslink?
Because instead of having a post id I have "threadopid"?
Or maybe there's just no /board/ board?
And I was using those to strings to show you what information to put where?
Nah, that'd make sense.
OHHHH, NOW I GET IT!
I just went searching for a /threadopid/ on board search and see if it was a board.
Nevermind, everything is kicked up now.
Mash up cancelled
Yeah, the latter.
I'm legit retarded, unless you break it down; I'll take everything the wrong way.
I FUCKIN LOVE YOU SCANNER
I just went searching for a /threadopid/ on board search and see if it was a board.
Are you trying to confuse me or am I just this dumb?
yay lacksy daisy...
i miss that guy that alway used to post the cat guy
I'm that retarded.
It isn't fucking fair.
I even posted that Panzer anime webm thing to get cocks hard.
confuse ray for 100 dmg
Do you still adamantly refuse to play anything with him?
Psure (s)he's gone full retard and doesn't remember how to get out.
you're not fucking r
shit dude fuck that
youre just a lil out there my dude and i love you for it
I have been playing OW with them for weeks now.
We are trying out Wildstar with me, Luka, and Test.
Eve after that once I can afford it.
A lot of people have posted a lot of cat guys from that comic.
So which one.
the main cat
Wasn't there someone who went by Lackadaisy
LIKE 6 PEOPLE USED ROCKY THOUGH
I don't think so.
Apparently that is the name of the speakeasy.
woah.. his name was rocky?
Oh you mean a poster that went by Lackadaisy.
You poor thing.
So basically, you put in the board, then the OP number, right?
You have no fucking idea, was working out odds in the betting shop the other day. Manager gives me a suprise test.
So, what pays out more 30/100 or 2/7?
Well basically, 30/100 is just 3/10 and 2/7 is just as it says on the tin, so I have to say 2/7 because 2/7 is 9 outcomes with 2 chances of winning but 7 chances out of losing and 3/10 is 13 outcomes with 3 of them winning... so even though you have more outcomes, youre more likely to with 3/10 than 2/7 so 2/7 pays the most.
This is my way of explaining things to a seasoned bookmaker, and he was just as confused as how I took that information when I seardched up /threadopid/
i used to see a lot of him in threads years ago
That's okay, aren't we all in our own ways? just probably not as bad at points
Yes, because if I dare make a post, it would be
It's obviously like this
Never go full retard.
Oh no, a did a bad thing.
I can't my fucking sides.
I don't think so.
There will never again be a >>>/1thread/1
ITS FUN TO STAY OUT LATE
We decided no to do Wildstar.
Test ain't into it. Didn't you hear us say that?
it's *great to stay out late.
good morning. good morning. to you.
I'm not sure what that of referencing.
Ever listen to the commentary with Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey?
You see what I mean?
The more I learn, the more devious shit I can get people into.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
sonic is one heckuva guy.
I saw the movie in theaters when it came out and when the fake ads started, it took us a moment to realize the movie had actually started.
I'll fuck your sides alright
what that of referencing.
This sounds very cyka blyat
I WANT TO PLAY AN MMO BUT THEY ALL SUCK OR COST MONEY
you didn't need the "cost money" part. your statement was 100% true until you added those words.
I suggest it, if you ever have the chance. It's better than the movie by far.
Please don't, that sounds painful.
No. I'm a debutante and I get what I want.
I can't watch that right now, in public. The phone is at fault, not me!
you can want it all you want. it won't ever make them good.
Does the same apply to you?
Nevermind, the guy prunes it so there is really only one thread.
Thinking of using my knowledge to send ponies on /b/ for a battle of threads.
you are well aware that my opinion of myself is basically zero, so yes, I suppose so.
I'm sure everyone else thinks the same of you.
: ^ )))
I can be good at the game and.
I have no arms so you can only take a lean in return
I guess I'm just dumb....
Morning Gogs! Sleep well?
ah, gotcha, drop rate. I'd say you're in for a long grind session regardless of which method you go for.
You gave me trouble when I was complaining about a 10% drop before.
Turns out the drop rates dropped. :^)
Shut up Rin. Your vague video game posting is not welcome here.
even you probably think more highly of me than I do of myself.
Well, I slept. That's for sure. Whether it was good or bad, I cannot say.
yes, picked up on that. I'm pleased. now you know my pain from when I would get rare drops in monster hunter.
Teaching Kogasa how to read just so she can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess directly !
Technically, they stack.
In the way that is far less than 6% likely to get one in a run of the mission.
Whose ass is that?
Any answer I give here would make me seem like a bigger dick than intended.
implying I didn't already know that pain
Is that a quicky clicky game?
I'm sure you'll be fiiiine
well we all know how much you like being a big dick, but the fact you would respond in that manner honestly just proves my point. I would have torn me to shreds and you decided to leave it vague.
No. It's an action game.
I'm not sure, but I'd be glad to find out if you could remember. I saved it outside of an avatar category so I must have thought it nobody's.
For fuck's sake, just do what every other attention whore does and open with a "hi" or "good morning" or "lonely :(" instead of whatever the fuck this drivel is.
I doubt you have the energy to tear yourself anything.
Teaching tsuchi how to read just so he can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess directly !
believe me. I'm an old pro at ripping myself apart. when you've hated yourself as long as I have you get pretty fucking good at self deprecation.
This is much more efficient in what I desire from those posts.
I want to impregnate Kogasa's feets !
Teaching Cupcake how to read so she can read your love letter because you're too shy to confess it to him directly!
using both gender pronouns in the same statement
well done rin. you get me.
I'm an old pro at ripping myself apart
Suggest lube, next time.
Just as long as you don't refer to it as "self-depreciation" it's fine by me.
Oh, not a clicker reskin then.
That little snip made me think either 'Clicky game' or 'RTS game'
[Witty comment passively attacking X poster in a way that comes off funny, but subtly agitating]
It's an item drop rate.
you're getting pretty good at turning everything I say into something gay.
I wouldn't refer to it that way because that would be incorrect, kaybe.
you passive aggressive dog lover
Fling yourself from the nearest bridge.
I want to sexualize Kogasa's feet to the point that she starts to see them as lewd parts, and starts wearing socks !
besides. I can't depreciate in value because there wasn't any to begin with.
see, super good at this.
I'm thinking about getting a dog after I get my own apartment in a couple months.
always playing so hard to get.
Easier to assume everything you say is gay to begin with.
There's a messa this lot 'round here who don't give a tin tan tutin' if they's incorrect, Cupcay. Y'know that.
so you say at every available opportunity. it's like you like baiting out dog fucker comments or something.
I hope you make a dildo of broken glass glued to together and ram it as far as you can muster into your anus.
Well, there was this thread on either /cuteboys/ or /b/ of this guy's ass and someone said 'SHOWS POTENTIAL, SHAVE THAT SHIT AND YOU'LL BE REAMED FOREVER'
But if you got it, either it is in circulation in here and it has to be someone from here, so we just need to play Guess Who and remember who shaves their asses... or it could be off your friends list.
My powers of deduction are good, BUT not that good. Where did you save it from?
shut your mouth and get back to pickin' that cotton.
*gasp* you got me! Your comments hurt me so deeply and i Respect you as a person.
I don't get onto Gilligan for being a trap lust machine every time he opens his gay mouth.
Well I'm stumped, what game is it?
Capital R and not a capital I
Nigga did you just have a laps in brain function?
I know how that feels but you'll get better sleep one of these nights, trust me
Can I teach you how to lewd?
Blame the phone!
Clearly you did.
that's not only a really weird thing to hope for, but like, why on earth would I ever do such a thing? even when you're less lazy you're lazy.
maybe you should. it would be amusing.
saved ~ :)
Thankyou, I trust you.
That's not true, even the ones with wrecked backs were worth something in the slave trade.
You know, that sounds familiar, but that gets said about a lot of butts because people are deathly afraid of hair in this day and age. Hard to say. I probably got it from 4chan, but who knows? It's been a long time. Thanks for trying to remember anyway.
There isn't any cotton up my nose.
God Eater 2: Rage Burst
both of these replies are so ridiculous I don't even know where to begin.
you will never "force" yourself to suck Felix's dick to avoid being slothful
The start might be a good place. Might be confusing if you begin at the end.
but I'm a big fan of ends.
you will never be kept as a sex slave by Rem and get your limbs cut off so you can't run away
Why even life?
You must be on someone's good side upstairs if that's the case, what with being born with an ass for a face and an ass for an ass.
I could probably get a better droprate on a genny by continuing the story to get a higher difficulty Vajra.
the issue with that is that I won't have the equipment I need it for now.
ow. the sting of your rapier wit it like the biting frost.
the classic dilemma.
Do you get a better drop rate if you got people with you?
Or is it not a co-op game?
who else /dead inside/ and going back to sleep after only being awake for 4 hours
you are a very strange person, kaybe.
I'm going to make a tentative guess that you aren't one of those people because I suspect we'll see another post from you within minutes of this one.
Not half as strange as I am enthusiastically uninteresting.
You don't understand, Cupcake.
I have every assault gun, short blade, and buckler available to me.
I feel like I've set a precedent, and if I don't live up to it I don't know how I can live with myself.
You can kill things faster with four people than you can one and three A.I.s.
I'm not sure if more players affects droprates though.
I'm the only weeab I know playing this game.
His sense of humor is unique.
you're definitely very boring, this is true.
sometimes you're pretty amusing though.
guess you better get grinding then, girl.
very much agree.
I'll grind you.
That's what the script said you'd say. I'm starting to think this old man wasn't so crazy.
Yeah, I like it when the puppies in the mill gnaw the fur off too. Amusing little guys.
What old man?
The mysterious one who knows more than he should. He's an integral plot device.
Yes, all over and in as well
You should, I am a doctor! lol serious time though you will get better sleep in time as will I, just gotta tough the crap time out!
I responded with the appropriate response I think. your statement was highly confusing.
scratch it then.
I know, I just wanted a different response. It's like how sometimes I don't like the fortune I get so I open another six cookies until I get my real fortune.
Old dogs are wise after all
The waiting is quite bothersome.
"PooFighters <3" - Cooki 2016
I think you just open another six cookies so you can eat another six cookies.
Canada ain't far from UK, and our mindset compliments each other, you teach, I benefit... maybe if I have time, you can show me the ropes and I can try and earn you higher shit.
From my experience, wisdom does not often manifest as constantly pissing on the floor. But I'll take your word for it. Maybe they do things differently on your end of the world.
♥Foofighters♥ is a band
Except fortune cookies taste like hot garbage. Not that I still don't eat the six other cookies that I open.
I think they taste alright.
my family's dog absolutely loves them. if I'm over visiting and we eat chinese we always just give them to him because it's fun to watch him snatch them whole out of the air and crunch them up.
I want to make a maid Cafe in my city, where can i buy lolis?
mmm. wal mart sure knows how to make a bland as fuck off brand chili.
thank goodness for tabasco.
Has online multiplayer.
don't worry everyone. as I suspected, the tabasco fixed the problem.
I'll have to remember to mail my opened fortune cookies to your family for your dog next time.
I thought you were going to recommend Walmart off-brand lolis at first.
I think you can pirate them but you gotta be careful. the feds are all over that shit.
oooh, he would love that. my family would be creeped out as fuck, but the dog would be ecstatic.
I would recommend them, actually. unlike walmart's chili, their lolis are top notch.
Should just make your own.
Is it ever, I've got to the point that like my body aches a little from it but that could be added onto by the weather
I knew He invented tabasco the moment I tried it.
had a guy for that. he ran off with the guy I had for sex. now I live a cold, store bought chili filled existence. que sera sera.
I head the Philippines and Taiwan have some cheap lolis but they're ugly. Doushio
it's just so hard to get good lolis these days. I blame the jews.
Maybe you should pour a bunch of tabasco on your chest in an attempt to fix your weird nipples.
Around jews you lose, around blacks never relax
the story has already been told in bits and pieces by me during my depressed phase. dated two guys at once, they ran off with each other. three of us lasted 3 years so pretty impressive for a doomed relationship type I suppose.
pretty much just stay around white people who watch anime with you.
I'll stick to lines from now on.
I have 3 jaypee threads up and nobody knows !
A wise decision.
That sounds like it would have hurt.
new flame wouldn't want to share me anyway. very jealous type.
well yes. it was the most devastating, painful thing that has ever happened to me. and I've been hit by a semi truck.
well now everyone knows you fool.
Being with a jealous person sounds like an exhausting nightmare.
Yeah but you don't know which ones are me
Did your dad know about your three way booty bargain?
doubly so for a slut like me, but eh.
as it happens, yes, he and my mom both knew. took me about two years of the three to work up the courage to tell them. they were supportive, but definitely more weirded out by that than the gay thing.
well you saw how I was for a while.
true. guess you're in the clear.
I need a hug
I think that is probably the appropriate parental response. Sounds like a conversation that would be worse than getting in a knife fight.
Thank you master, you're so kind master
even knowing how supportive my parents have become of...other forms of relationships...it was still a very hard thing to tell them. and to think, if I had just been a coward for another year...
speaking of, how's subtle doing?
Never do today what you can hold off for tomorrow. This mantra has served me well.
He's in Greece on vacation now but when we spoke 2 nights ago he's having a lot of fun and coming back tomorrow. I'm really excited
I'm trying a new tactic actually. I just tell them shit early on now.
that's cool. I was wondering where he went off to, haven't seen him around in a while.
Give me detailed examples. 12 point Times New Roman font single spaced.
Dude, stop taking pictures of me...
well I've only had one thing so far and I'd rather not say it, actually. but they were supportive as always. they're good people. not sure how they produced such a piece of garbage.
Thanks for reminding me that existed.
Time to download it and face the crushing amounts of disappointment.
Stop sitting on me when I've got my phone out.
Yus he's been gone for 2 weeks it's been awful
Hello, brightlord. How goes your day?
You can't stop me! You're not my father!
So ya...just recently got Nuka World for FO4. It's bretty cool. Check it out when you can.
you poor thing. how have you been holding on all this time?
How's that any different than your usual relationship together?
Briefly, but yes.
My money is on them having had sex. I hear a lot of pregnancies happen that way.
I should hope you don't sit on your father with your shirt off.
aaah. it's a new dlc. I still haven't tried any of those, haven't played fallout 4 since I finished it a while ago.
lasted about 2 months. glad it's behind me.
don't be gross. my parents never had sex.
Well it is easier than with my shirt on....
I need a
We usually talk all day in places other than here, much like you and smiles
I've been exercising and have a job interview tomorrow, mostly just spending time in places that isn't here
yeah I've noticed you also haven't been around much. place has been missing that special brand of autism you are so good at.
I thought you two had the thing where you weren't actually dating each other but you just were a cuck to him.
Let me mark my calendar.
Good. I'm playing OW with some people.
You can't just retire now. There's still evil afoot! The wasteland needs you.
they even reply the same way to me. cute.
the wasteland can wait until there's a good enough sale on the season pass.
Who even is the weird ferret posting dude?
mandy. squash has a massive crush on him.
It's just copy pasting my /jp/ threads most of the time... I swear I'm not autistic !
Who knows. Maybe you'll be surprised.
I don't know what that means...
I wasn't trying to imply that you are autistic. just your /jp/ copy pasta.
The biggest "sale" for the DLC/season pass will probably just be for the same as the launch pass price.
Well, until the GOTY is selling for like $20 in two years from now.
must be some jew blood in there.
Alternatively, piracy is still a thing.
A lot of it is stuff I post
I'm more than willing to wait. the longer I wait the more enjoyment I'll get out of playing through the main game again a second time.
I don't pirate games.
in spite of this, I don't believe you are autistic.
You chose this path. Now you must....PAY!
nothing. I was just being silly.
but paying is what I will not do.
You are incorrigible.
more enjoyment I'll get out of playing through the main game again a second time.
That will never be enjoyable.
It's just to take out my boredom and a place to let out all my shitposting so it doesn't rear it's head out irl
I've been told this many times.
yes yes, you hate everything.
gotta vent it all somewhere. I totally get it.
It's a game, love.
I don't pirate games either.
I just take them for an extended rental.
like the game you playin' with poor mandy's heart.
Oh you'll get something alright
Well it is an accurate statement. You are going to drive me to drink.
Is it enjoyable?
I have no moral issue with it. it's just something I don't do myself.
kawfie or gween tea?
drive yourself you lazy bum.
I mean, it's not like I wouldn't stop if he asked me to.
It is, but not as much as I enjoy being with you.
exactly my point. the poor fool will never tell you to stop.
I hope he never does.
you two are adorable.
I don't drive. I ride.
Oh hush, love. Go enjoy your game.
get an uber.
I don't have a car
that just sounds gross.
It's just food coloring
I meant' I ride a motorcycle
I'll be back.
I imagine the amount of food coloring needed to change the color of coffee can't be good for you.
There's only 1 way to find out, go make some green coffee and lap it up dog
I'll message you before I pass out if you don't come back in time. But don't worry, enjoy!
It has yet to pay off in that fashion.
whyis the fridge so difficult to open when you close it aaa
but I hate coffee, have none in the house, and don't own any food coloring.
well I'm sure it will. just keep riding that hog and you'll find yourself a hog to ride.
I tried to sing another song. I didn't save it though.
You are an odd flavored cupcake. also a faggot :^)
CUPCAKE, I GOT IT.
No wait, also magnets.
Name a song.
I know. I'm the worst.
so proud of you
I deserve more praise than that for that clever turn of phrase.
I want to ride Mandy's hog.
I was borne to love you.
why are they so cute
But I don't want a hog to ride....
But you are destined for something more!
you never let me have any fun.
Aren't they though
heart attack: the show.
oook bedtim nana
when you toothbrush and you feel like you must sneeze and you realize itis a disaster
I once sneezed before it was too late and it was everywhere
toothpaste is a mess
I keep offering.
Watchan Young Frankenstein
you shan't have me, temptress!
that movie is a classic. fucking tragic that wilder died. he was very old though.
To be loved by you?
s m o o t h
Because you're a goddamn pedophile.
s m o o t h
right I forgot that the only way you can find drawn images of young girls cute is to be sexually attracted to them.
FUCKING REMOVE THAT FOLDER NOW GEORGE
delete it like they deleted all of leto's scenes from the movie.
I wish we still gave shock therapy and/or physical/chemical castration to pedophiles.
The world would be a better place.
LOCK ME UP
always so busy thinking about dude's junk and what to do with it.
But squash could.
No, love. To be loved by somebody far better.
I am not mad, I am just differently sane.
squash also can't have me.
He really was, I couldn't believe it at first
There's literally no negative to these policies.
If I recall correctly rapists who were physically castrated would then rape women with phallic objects to make up for physical impairment.
There is no one better.
world got a little darker that day.
it would be incredibly hard to argue on the side of the pedophiles.
Googles is the worst though
Oh he could. He could in an instant and you know it.
Oh, my love, there are so man. You amongst them.
the new God of War looks pretty good
if circumstances were a little different, yes.
Repeat offenders get the chair.
heh. thanks. rin found it for whatever reason so I decided to use it for a bit.
A 2005 study printed in the Journal of the American Academy of Psychology and the Law, found that between zero and 10 percent of sexual offenders who are surgically castrated repeat their crime.
that's all the detail I choose to go into at this time.
So my dumb ass brother didn't pay the power bill and now i have to pick up his slack so it's probably going to take even longer to get my fucking laptop. Good god I am so sick of this bullshit that keeps getting in the fucking way of what I want.
This is getting fucking ridiculous.
that really sucks.
also reminds me that my monthly energy bill every month during summer would buy a laptop.
So you're saying if Squash had double D knockers, you'd be down to bang them together?
That sucks. But shitty family comes first.
You're not the worst.
no one gets me like you do, kaybe.
you're just biased like everyone else who isn't me.
Why didn't he pay the bill.
I should be allowed to chose myt lover.
I think that as for me fam
Our old friend Nick might give me a run for my money. That man is quite the detective.
he's a national treasure.
Are you sure? A random selection might yield better results.
I would never say you can't, brightlord.
I think he's a national treasure too.
What's the regular recidivism rate?
I went looking for one today and I found a decent one at a cheap price. Hopefully I can get it soon but with my luck there will be more bullshit getting in the way.
I am only giving them $40 at the most out of this paycheck
I'm tired of him leeching off me.
He is retarded. It's too complicated to explain.
Do NOT post this again.