Splatoon (2) General: Chapter 3, Paragraph 5 Edition

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

WOOMY

Don't Get Cucked Cooked! Stay Off the Hook!

Join us for Saturday Night Squid Fights on Mumble @ swamp.li / 64738

Splatoon 2 launches this next Friday! North America screams for Team Ice Cream! Marinafags take first blood in the next Great Waifu War! Ice Cream now legally better than cake, according to Inkopolis law. Local Jewish cake connoisseur reportedly on Suicide Watch!

IMPORTANT
• Do you have a Switch yet? It's been, like, five months already! What's taking you so long?
• How do you like the new songs so far? What's your favorite?
• Will there be an awesome Squid Sisters / Off the Hook performance at the end of the game?
• Octolings are fine too.
• Post your favorite Squid art!

All urls found in this thread:
http://archive.is/uyhEa
http://www.japanesenintendo.com/post/163083762999
http://archive.is/ivo4o
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/07/guide_how_to_invite_friends_and_use_voice_chat_on_the_nintendo_switch_online_app
http://poal.me/wmrz7t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4qeaONpw4&feature=youtu.be
Carson Perry
Carson Perry

First for friendship, funtimes, and plenty of cute fan art

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

Don't Get Cooked! Stay Off the Hook!
Fuck right out of here, these 2 bitches have nothing on my waifus. They're impostors, they're FUCKING SHIT

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

WE ANIME NOW!!!

New Splatoon anime series just announced hours ago. Will be based on the CoroCoro manga adaptation.

Premiering August 12th on CoroCoro's YouTube channel.

Source: http://archive.is/uyhEa

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

Octolings are superior

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Credits music if anyone wants. It's pretty feelsy.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

If those Octolings don't sound like kuudere qts I'm gonna slap those Japs

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

are you a youkai

Logan Price
Logan Price

Splatoon 2
isn't called Spla2n

this is why this fandom is garbage.

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

actually wanting to call it spla2n

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

These threads convinced me to not buy this game or Nintendo's paid online. I don't want to associate with you dicksuckers. Peace out.

Jayden White
Jayden White

Would it still be pronounced "Splatoon?"

Regular folk will look at it and say "Splatoon," which would cause confusion out the ass.

Remember, these are the same people that thought the Wii U was nothing more than a controller, no matter how hard Nintendo tried to explain.

I don't think Octolings ever show up in the manga. The whole thing centers around four squids fighting their way to the top of the ranks.

Brody King
Brody King

AHHHHHHH===

I'm perfectly fine with this

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

God fucking damnit it's way too late for me apparently

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

did squid loli meets the squid lolis learn english yet?

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

will probably just be some retarded typical anime story
won't be a vehicle to further explore world and lore of splatoon

Why bother?

not 2 splatoon

Please leave your kind isn't welcome anywhere.

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

SPATS LOVE

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

i was relieved to see that you have a choice of legwear in splat2n and werent forced to cover the wonderful squidbutt with a loose shirt as was the suspicion early on.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

expect battle anime with new lore
<get harem anime with nothing new

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

fucking this
spats are love
spats are life

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

magical girl anime
she was an average middle school kid until one fateful encounter has her questioning whether shes a kid…
or a squid

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

would it be weird if i requested picrelated from the drawthread

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

ANIME ANNOUNCED
http://www.japanesenintendo.com/post/163083762999

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

nice, I hope the squids will look like this

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

Have something somewhat related while you wait to see if a drawfag takes you up on the idea.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

Why doesn't Mark delete these cancer Threads for being Waifu threads? Nobody talks about the game here, everyone just talks about shitty squid kids.

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Are you bored or something?

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

game not even released yet
testfire/splatfest already discussed 50 times over
game releases in under 4 days so the thread is pretty much just a countdown chat
"why is there no game discussion here wtf"

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Careful what you wish for, you might not like active mods in the long run.

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

It doesn't come out till FFFFRRIIDDAYY NIGHT gameboi.
And Wii U is over.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Reminder that people bought a WiiU for Splatoon.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

Do you have a Switch yet? If not it's been 5 months what's taking you so long?
Games. I'm not buying a console for one game like you dipshits.

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

PLAY ARMS YOU FUCK!

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

Arms

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

I've seen weirder shit.

And for the lady missing an arm the guy's site is blocked from access out of France. And I'm too lazy to look it up with a VPN right now.

Yeah, I'm not expecting good things. But it might be fun to watch for how bad it could be.

Hnng!

Falling for bait.

Ya got hook'd squiddo.

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

4 months and the switch is still sold out
how?

Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

Scalpers.

Adam Young
Adam Young

One game

John Walker
John Walker

(heil'd)
Because it's a major flop and nobody bought it and it's a massive failure and… Wait.

But for real, can't you just order one online anyway? Maybe from another country even?
That should teach a valuable lesson to whatever GameStop equivalent is keeping a Switch away from it's players.

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

Reminder that people bought a WiiU for Splatoon.

I didn't forget that I did that.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

So I wonder what it would take to adopt an inkling. Granted humans haven't been around for thousands of years (on Earth at least). However I'm sure the two species can communicate if Inkopolis at least uses a Japanese dialect as it's base for language.

Diet would be one thing but ink baths would be another. I know a healthy inkling needs a spawning pool of ink in case she gets hurt and needs to rest.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

Scalpers don't buy products that don't sell
Market's there, one way or another.

John Howard
John Howard

Guess I was pretty lucky to keep my switch pre-order after launch. Still though it fucking sucks Nintendo's pulling the artificial scarcity strategy again.

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

NO FREE ONLINE NO BUY

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

If you want one, be prepared for this upcoming Friday. They always have a wave of new consoles with a major Nintendo release date.

Since we're getting a major title and nine Amiibos all being released on Friday, you can safely expect more Switch consoles available.

Even after getting one, I still occasionally run into some in stores. I've seen the resell value now starting to float around $350 in response to the ever increasing availability.

What's also awesome is being a military member and going into Exchanges on base a see a shitload of Switch consoles exclusively sold to military people, and available tax free. Pic related.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

Holy shit.
What's with all these vidya anime being made nowadays? First Ace Attorney, then Castlevania, and now this?
I hope there's more of these.

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

HOLY SHIT!

TRIPS OF TRUTH!

Well shit, guess I'm joining the military.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

FUG

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

missed doubles by 1
missed trips by 2
What's next? Missing quads by 3? You shouldn't join the army with that aim, soldier. Stick to the roller.

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

you missed quads by 5

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

But had doubles. Sign me up sarge!

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

hi

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

F-fuck you, dubs are for gays anyway.

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

ADDENDUM: There's actually a Switch at the Target down the street I live on.

You CAN find a Switch and not pay scalper prices to get one. You just have to actually put in the effort to look.

Also, my New 3DS Splatoon Faceplates came in the mail.

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

THIS user GETS IT
I usually shitpost it, but I didn't want to start avatarfagging when I post in the thread, so I stopped for discussion purposes.I still haven't bought a switch, and I'll probably just (1) this thread and have discussion next thread.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

tfw Inkling society is so materialistic and vapid that the children are willing to apply for life-threatening temp jobs to earn money for fresh clothes and turf war weapons.

There's some social commentary going on, but whatever.

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Question: If vehicles were and playable Octolings were introduced in Splatoon 3 how would vehicles play?

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Talk to me when the boys start slutting out

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

Would need wide and open maps to accommodate vehicles. Octolings (which such dick) in practice would probably just be reskinned inklings with equivalents to all normal weapons as an enemy team in a specific gamemode or a "crashed" Splatfest or something.

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Octolings are niggers.

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

By then we should have new tech and engine optimization to accomodate more players and bigger maps.

Octolings crash Splatfest.
You bastards have now idea how badly I want this now.

For vehicle ideas it could be a game mode where one side plays Octolings that operate "boss-sized" mecha and inklings who are GIs that have to take the weapon out. Inklings would be able to ink the mecha and swim on it to get into the cock pit. The Octos would have defense systems to keep Inklings out. The mech would also have power to alter the landscape of the battlefield by destroying structures. Downside is the mecha is very slow. Once mecha reaches the Inkling base or Mecha is destroyed it's game over. This gives both teams different goals which leads to asymetric strategy on how to reach them.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

wrong

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

titan mode from battlefield 2142 but only one team has the titan?

Asher Young
Asher Young

I think so.

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

I'd assume pretty much like Halo maps with vehicles, and some of the smaller ones would be able to swim in ink as well.

Larger terrain means turf war is kinda pointless, but it could still be a thing. Vehicles would have massive radius of spraying though.

It'd probably revolve around control points in places vehicles can't get inside, but they could be used to pain a wall with a single blast so you can swim up and get inside from top, for instance.

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

Vehicles would also be their own game mode or used as set pieces in story mode (which will have co-op). Still Splatoon is made with smaller arenas in mind. So gameplay would literally have to be reinvented for bigger maps.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

i wanna see a clown car instance with a bunch of tanks just rolling out of a small puddle

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Vehicles, more players, and larger maps would make it a fundamentally different game better characterized as a spinoff than a direct sequel. I'm not against making Splattlefield but I don't want Nintendo to stop working on the faster, smaller 4v4 gameplay.

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

battlefield but with splatoon mechanics

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

Pearl a cute

William Hill
William Hill

Between the height, the teeth, and the forehead, i can't see anything but the villain from Cats Don't Dance, which isn't attractive at all.

Marina, on the other hand, looks like one of the female arbalists from Etrian Odyssey 3, which is patrician taste.

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

tfw neither of those faggot bc Callie still best

AN IDOL WHO HASNT EVEN BEEN SHOWN IN THE GAME IS BETTER THAN YOUR TRASH

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

Dubs of truth. However According to Chapter 3, Paragraph 5 of the splatfest law Marie is the objectively superior squid sister to Callie.

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

however the captain did win the most splatfests. she legally has better taste

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

Still need to find pics of punished Callie.

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

Excellent taste user

No U

are you a youkai

I can become one if those Japs don't learn

William Flores
William Flores

Pearl is for hugs, not bullying.

battlefield but with splatoon mechanics
That sounds like absolute cancer.

THIS!

cherry picking this hard
You know your waifu is shit, don't deny it.

Callie still best
The final Splatfest results disagree.

she legally has better taste
<likes cats
<likes pineapple on pizza
<likes being a messy degenerate
<likes Spongebob
implying this hard

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

likes pineapple on pizza
implying she has taste

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

do a weekly test every week at school
accounts for 0% of your grade lol only the final mattered :^)

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

Forgetting the fact that the devs favored her and ignored the broken splatfest for months until she lost world wide during the pokemon splatfest

William Reyes
William Reyes

This is all your fault, mariefags.

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

forgotting something i didnt know becaise i didnt play either games

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

AT LEAST WARN US user

Not that most anons didn't know this already though

forgotting something i didnt know becaise i didnt play either games

Implying I'm not a poorfag who didn't play either games as well but hangs around this general because it's usually cozy

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

It was spoiled for a reason user. And if there's something I learned from the past 4 or 5 games I got spoiled on this website, it's that you don't click spoiler images of games that will be released any day now, even if there's the promise of lewd.

Leo Price
Leo Price

ar tonelico and squid sisters would make an interesting crossover

what goes around comes around
well that sucks

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

Playing Arms the Meme game

Isnt that game dead yet

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

The divine aparatus is an old fax machine made by humans recieving satallite signals from thousands of years ago.
However the signal deciding Callie vs Marie should have been recent.
Possible that humans might still be around in Splatoon's Earth via space station far away.
Pilots were fucking weebs arguing over which squid sister was best waifu and sent signal to Earth.
MFW Humans weeaboos will cause cause the Inkling beta civil wars.

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

from thousands of years ago.
waifu war posts

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

I don't see how Callie and Marie is referenced before the second world flood unless Nintendo is going full metatard and saying the fax was from Nintendo of Japan then, and there are no living humans in space.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

David Bell
David Bell

how is arms anyways, if you dont mind me asking in this thread? and hows the greasemonkey loli?

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

Anons told me ordering from Amazon sometimes meant you got your order early
Still hasn't happened for me yet

You know that the Switch has a screenshot function though, right user? You don't have to snap a picture of your TV

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Isnt that game dead yet
Nintendo paid to get it a main stage spot at Japan EVO

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

It's breddy gud 3d fightan, but good luck trying to talk about it on here without getting called a shill

Jose Harris
Jose Harris

Mir the best

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

that would probably be the case here too if it werent a thread longer than theyve been here.

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

I wouldn't be surprised if we have an ARMS inspired splatfest soon.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

inb4 feels ending where they are only doing this so their grandpa can still feel useful and respectable rivalry is used

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

Judging from these screenshots, it's going to be pretty lewd.
More screenshots here: http://archive.is/ivo4o

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Is that supposed to be a spoiler? We already know Callie is the enemy.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

Wanted Lewd Octo-Callie
Just got a shitty off screen pic 5 times in a row

At least use the screenshot buton user

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

Yeah I found a place with them. Fuck Canada. Switch not worth $400.00

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

N-no, you don't understand. I'm trying to spoil the ending. Aren't you Nintoddlers super interested in the story and lore of your shit games?

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

octobot

Does that meme that those things are drones and not real octolings?

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

It's not really a spoiler, dumbo
We already know Callie's the villain

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

Praise bellhat full of swag

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

Oh.

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

No more than any other fanbase. The story in Splatoon 1's single player was nothing exciting - not bad, just simple - and I don't think anybody expects anything more from this one. The lore you find in the Sunken Scrolls is interesting, but nobody's gonna complain if you spoil those.

In fact, compared to the amount we could care about the lore/story/etc, we don't give much of a shit at all. The only thing we care about is whether or not there are lesbian Octolings.

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

Close up of the outfit.

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

Well, the retard who was trying to spoil something we already knew was going to happen wasn't lying, it's pretty damn lewd

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

the lore itself is fun to toy with, to theorize with.

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

If I'm seeing that right… it's borderline underboob. And those shorts are riding pretty low on her, too. Is that actually all skin, or is it a shirt or something?

I wanna fuck it either way

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

Use the screenshot button you fucking retard.

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

All she needs is a horn, an eye-patch, and a prosthetic arm and punished version will be complete.

Still that outfit. God damn that's a sexy edgelord.

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Alright, fuck this shit –it's time to save Callie.

James Murphy
James Murphy

It's time to put someone back into a toxic friendship

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

DJ Octavio is back
This is a bigger spoiler than Callie

underboob
Best girl is flat as a ironing board

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

I wonder if they would have swapped girls if Callie won and Marie lost

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

what if there was a tie?

Samuel King
Samuel King

That's called "taking the knot"

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

toxic

I wonder where you got that word from.

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

i wonder where you got that word from

Now you're accusing me of cultural appropriation. NOT. COOL. I literally just
I can't

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

1v1 me fgt

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

alright calm down. how was your day? what kind of squiddery are you looking forward to?

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

DON'THURT HER

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

WE ANIME NOW!!!
You couldn't be more cancerous if you tried.

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

Alright, I won't no worries.

I don't like seeing Callie like she is now, though.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

Getting my switch Friday so Im pretty looking forward to this week. But wont have enough money to get that and Splatoon 2

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

My day was shit because we've been dealing with chronic absentees in the foods area at work for the last two months and we had almost nobody in the produce dept today and I was helping them take the cardboard out and the manager got upset because we stood around talking for 3 minutes while the backroom guy was literally just finishing emptying the baler. It soured at least 3 people for the evening

squiddery
Probably some homo doujins that wont even be that good. Everything I like or want is always awful or out of reach or makes others angery.

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

i dont know how you get through the day having to miss out on comforts like that, or put up with hyper bullshit just to survive. i dont know if i could do that, im pretty lucky. youve impressed me and i hope you feel and do better.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

THE VILLAIN AT THE END OF SPLATOON 2 IS CALLIE AND YOU HAVE TO KILL HER OR NUKE INKOPOLIS

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

not marie

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

I'm ok with this, villain girls are my fetish.

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

The only thing we care about is whether or not there are lesbian Octolings.

I sure hope there aren't

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

I hope we get to see more artwork of evil Callie. And maybe have lewd shots with Callie and Marina together.

Pearl is for headpats and bully.

Marie be an oppai slooth.

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

3 DAYS TO SPATS FESTIVAL

Do you feel it kaz?

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

inb4 callie was raped into servitude via tentacle Illithid Ocotoling mind fuck and immense lesbian conditioning

SAY IT WITH ME

SHINDOL

SHINDOL

SHINDOL

Jackson James
Jackson James

Shindol keeps showing up in preggo tag
Its always mindbroken human toilets
and getting darker
Becoming a girl was a mistake.

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

squids are sluts

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

Using Pearl
Do they want people to use their images or not

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

shit taste general

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

shindol
mind-break as edgy as physically possible and surprisingly good non-standard vanilla

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

At least Sindoll can't be as bad as Mot is
Picture related.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Nintendo
"You're splatoon 1 amiibos will unlock the same content in splatoon 2"

SCHOOL
GIRL
MINI
SKIRTS
ARE
BACK

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

So when do we start posting the mushroom ladies?

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

Becoming a girl

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Couple of minor spoilers and other details worth mentioning, now that reviews are starting to drop:
Beating one Hero Mode stage with every possible weapon gives you a Crusty Sean food ticket
Beating every Hero Mode stage with a single weapon unlocks a replica you can use in multiplayer
Salmon run seems to have several small online-play windows every day
When you go up a level in Salmon Run, the booth in Inkopolis Square will give you a one-time 'bonus', like cash or exclusive gear
When the maps rotate while playing online, you only see a brief message and get returned to the lobby, rather than having to watch the TV broadcast

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Shindol
You just want people to cry don't you user?

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

Does anyone want to see Pearl and Marina's off-stage lives? I wonder if they're the type of artists who can't stand each other but somehow work together to produce masterpieces.

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Pearl seems kind of entitled and bitchy so I bet she secretly moonlights as a cafe maid or soap girl

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

these dubs cannot lie

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Pearl's Japanese name is "Hime". So I have no doubt Pearl is of the higher classes. Which is probably why she can't let go of her complexes.

As for Marina, I think she's familiar with Inkopolis law because she had to study it to immigrate legally. Marina also seems to be the most sinceer of the duo (damn those puppy dog eyes). While Pearl is assertive and aggressive possibly due to bullying. Marina could be the voice of reason and emotional support Pearl needs to keep in check.

Also the in world band that composed Splatoon 1's single player tracks is called Turqoise Tips if I remember. Marina is a DJ and she has turqoise tips on her fingers and hair. DJ Octavio also is thought to compose the hypnotic beats as well. Whether or not Marina is Octavio's family or not the two of them could have at one point worked together in the same band. If Marina is Octavio's daughter it'd make sense she'd want to get away from dad's crazy schemes of taking the zap fish for revenge on Inkopolis. And Marina's success at her career is thanks to Pearl giving her a chance to work on music with her.

Marina understands the technical stuff of music theory but Pearl knows the pop music market and what the mass market wants. The two butt heads and compromise all the time which works out in the end with music so different and fresh they quickly rose to A-rank tier. They'll never replace the Squid Sister's SS tier who's foundation is pop mixed with folk music. Annie and XABY/Chirpy Chips would probably be B-tier music due to their indie status.

Just throwing out autism.

I'm pretty sure Peal has to have skinship with Marina at some point because as a flat chested goddess it's her right to lewd wth Marina's exotic Amazonian body. I can imagine Pearl sucking on Marina's breast like a baby as she uses her finger to tease Marina's other nipple

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

The "Nintendo Switch Online" app just went live, but it's totally barebones right now.
As far as voice chat in Splatoon 2 is concerned, here's how it'll work:

At the bottom of the Lobby (or Grizzco) menu is an Online Lounge option
Create a 'room' by choosing a gametype (Private, League [Pairs], League [Teams], Salmon Run), and make sure "Send notification to my device" is on
The room now appears on your smart device, and you can send out the invitation to other people (your Switch friend list, Recently Played players, or just a URL you can post)
<To allow other people (not using voice chat) to join a room, just set a normal password when creating it
Recipients must accept the invitation on their smart device, and then the room will appear in-game under the Online Lounge option
During gameplay, people on opposing teams are automatically muted, and then unmuted at the end of the match

Also, looks like Splatoon 2 is the only compatible game at launch.
With this whole 'room' system in place, pre-existing Switch games with online play will need an update before they're compatible.

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

aside from not having a map on the controller, i felt a lot more comfortable moving the dog around with how light it is compared to the tablet.

Michael White
Michael White

Think Mario Kart 8 and ARMS will be compatible with the app soon?

Jace Price
Jace Price

They obviously will be; the real concern is potential (lack of) compatibility with third-party games.

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

Pearl's Japanese name is "Hime".
Which literally means "princess", yes. What about Marina?

Neat. I wish they had it in-built on the switch, carrying a cellphone for that is a pain in the ass. However "a URL you can post" seems perfect for Holla Forums meetups.

I still can't get used to the damn thing. Moving up&down is fine but looking sideways is horrible with motion controls so I have to use the stick. But then the stick doesn't do shit for up&down so it's two different things controlling the camera.

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

What about Marina?
iida
A common surname; from Iidako (Japanese for Webfoot octopus)

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Do they want people to use their images or not
They obviously don't because they put Marina in them. :^)

What about Marina?
Marina's Japanese name is "Iida" which means "paddy of cooked rice" or "good rice paddy" in Japanese, Iida is also an alternative form of the name "Ida" which means "industrious one, work, labour" in Finnish.

Interestingly, there was a poem written by Alfred Lord Tennyson in 1847 called 'The Princess', which was later adapted into a play called 'Princess Ida' by Gilbert and Sullivan in 1884.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

lidako
delicious brown octopussy

"industrious one, work, labour"
So Pearl is the American fatpig and Marina is the communist?
Wait a second… PEARL HARBOUR! THAT'S WHY SHE LOST! THOSE DAMN JAPS AND THEIR HISTORY REVIOSING!

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

Those tiny octopi look like spiders

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

What the fuck is going on in that webm?
Is the fish retarded?

William Thompson
William Thompson

Nope, That's the Australian Cone snail and it shoots poisonous barbs that can quickly kill humans but paralyzes fish and keep them form moving but they are still aware of what's going on, In fact it's amazing that the fish could even move at all and if you really pay attention to the video you could have seen the look of terror on the fish's face by how hard it was breathing

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

Well they always look like that when actually manage to fish some up from the nearby lake so I couldnt see anything out of the ordinary.
Why does it kill humans but not the fish?

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Normally it shoots a barb, but the fish could move and the toxin in the cone snail can kill a human in seconds, so a fish is dead pretty much instantly. It also acts more like a harpoon and reels the fish back in after shooting it.

This fish was still moving and… well, idiocy doesn't live.

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

also
Snail that fires poison darts
Fucking austrailia man.

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

And that's hardly the scariest thing found in the water, at least the creatures Russia's in lake are mostly harmless, usually.

Also you should know that Squid if given the chance and opportunity will gladly kill and eat a human

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Blue ring octopus is also pretty cool

Easton King
Easton King

I genuinely thought this was shitposting until I searched Australian cone snail on google and saw articles about divers getting poisoned by the things. Jesus christ, what the fuck is up with that continent.

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

Reminder that cephalapods are known to be traps and are damn good at it.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

I genuinely thought this was shitposting until I searched Australian cone snail on google and saw articles about divers getting poisoned by the things. Jesus christ, what the fuck is up with that continent.

Splatoon and underwater creature general

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

I'm not looking forward to cap'n's stories.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

(Heil)
Cuttlefish more like CUCKlefish, amirite?

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

Thanks for beta testing Wii U cucks.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

I wonder what the Squid Sister Amiibos will do.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

it starts to rain and she sings a sad solo version of the squidsters songs.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

buys new console with no games
calls others cucks
Call me when the Switch has more than just Splatoon 2 as its library.

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

So would any carnivore. Humans are crunchy and goes good with catsup.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

Its okay we are getting ports of all the things you bought :^)

Mason Russell
Mason Russell

Its okay we are getting ports of all the things you bought
<I'm paying extra for something I could buy cheap

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

Why buy the improved version when you can pay slightly less when nintendo tax keeps prices up for an older version that runs worse!

Okay i'll go out and buy crazy taxi on the dreamcast by that logic buddo.

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

Can you fags take your argument somewhere else

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

Why buy the improved version when you can pay slightly less when nintendo tax keeps prices up for an older version that runs worse
implying a couple of new characters, a new map and a new game mode is an "improvement"
implying the older versions aren't cheaper
implying the Switch isn't just slightly more powerful than a Wii U and can barely run games better than it

NO!

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

And here comes the sagooniggercucks.

You'll never get your ten bucks back.

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

puyo puyo tetris

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

Could have been worse, I own a vita. I haven't played on it for over 2 years. Most I used to play on it is some psp titles since I never owned a psp.

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/07/guide_how_to_invite_friends_and_use_voice_chat_on_the_nintendo_switch_online_app
Fuck, turns out it's even more restrictive than what I described in earlier:

You can't join or hear the voice chat unless you're actually in the Online Lounge in-game (Mumble can stop holding its breath now)
If your device takes focus away from the app, it doesn't keep voice chat running in the background; voice chat will suspend itself until you tab back in, then it attempts to re-join whatever room you were in
Even if you set a password so people not using the app can join the room, only people on the host's Switch friends list can join via a password
(UNCONFIRMED) Invitation URLs might need to be posted to a social network account / messaging app before you can actually see them

And of course, if you didn't already know, voice chat only sends and receives audio through the smart device itself, unless you buy those special HORI headphones or homebrew a spaghetti-cable solution.
Why the fuck did they bother, exactly?

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

Buckley thinks Octolings are superior
Buckley thinks hitler did nothing wrong

Is Lossman, dare I say it, /ourguy/ now?

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

Why did Nintendo design Marina like that?

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Some of those problems look like they'll be mitigated if a bunch of people regularly play together.

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

And of course, if you didn't already know, voice chat only sends and receives audio through the smart device itself, unless you buy those special HORI headphones or homebrew a spaghetti-cable solution.
It's still only coming through the smart device, you're just using an audio splitter to join the game audio with your phone's audio.
Anybody smart is just going to use a bluetooth or wired headset with either the app or simply mumble.

Pic unrelated, but thought you fags might appreciate it.

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Loss edit when?

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Does anyone else kinda hate gaming on just the tablet? It's alright if I'm watching something else on the monitor but damn that fucker gets hot quick

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

pearl's silhouette is a penis head with vampire teeth

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

I prefer tabletop mode myself. I do use motion controls to aim so I don't like using the tablet with joycons attatched.

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

sometimes the new hair styles made it hard to tell who was what. but thats something youll just get used to

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

hmm, maybe there should be some emphasis on her hair then. but that is hilarious

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Is Pearl's crown really a hat. If not then what is it?

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

STOP BULLYING PEARL

David Carter
David Carter

BURN HER

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

BURN YOU

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

==IT BEGINS!!!=

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

NO! YOU!

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

that made my dick fucking harder

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

HUG HER

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Austrailia has all kinds of shit that can kill you. To avoid getting killed by those cone snails, just don't pick up seashells that look like or similar to pic related, and never get in the water.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

those are some fancy ice cream cones

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

no post credit scene
Pls tell me it isnt DLC locked, then id really have a giggle
ALWAYS BULLY PEARL
REMOVE OCTOLINGS

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

girls who attracted to traps
Now that's my fetish.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Marie is objectively better tho

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

Everyone is getting their copies early
Amazon hasn't even shipped my copy yet
I pre-ordered it on as soon as they were open on Amazon
Even have Prime 2 day shipping

What the fuck man

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Buckley is fucking retarded, can't tell a joke, and can't reflect, despite making a joke that should really cause him to do so. He's saying that these competitions(which should be a matter of opinion) don't mean anything because it's a popularity contest, and the more popular person's opinion is the one most agreed upon. But then, he says that Marina states that Hitler was awesome, and people like Marina over a shoe filled with poop, teeth, and AIDS. So, if the popular opinion that's been going on since after the Germans lost WWII was that Hitler was a bad person, doesn't that mean that the opinion is skewed? Could it mean that maybe Hitler wasn't all that bad, and we only assume Hitler is bad due to groupthink and wanting to fit in? This joke failed on on so many different levels, that it's baffling, and it shows how fucking stupid Buckley is. This is Garfield levels of terrible.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

>That reprise of Tide Goes Out and Bomb Rush Blush in both the boss fight, and the credits.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

heil trapsquids

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

But Inklings don't have skulls. Do they?

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

From looking at the scrolls in the first game, no. Most of their body is cartilage.

William Hill
William Hill

Cow Tools was a purposeful non-joke on the part of the creator. B^U actually attempts to tell a joke with every strip, he actually believes he is funny. That's the tragedy here.

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

youve deconstructed it and put everything on the table, theres a lot going on in your post and it makes it look like impressive writing.
this is the kind of stuff people talk about for decades, eventually finding its way into a museum.

but i dont like it because its pearl bullying. i cant have that but he can have a special ice cream cone.

i prefer to think they stand with muscle and inklings are just demonically strong. i still want to hug one though.

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

tfw Splatoon 2's hero mode is spoiled for you because of pieces of shit on the internet
Remind me to never go on Holla Forums while a new awesome looking game just came out.

Jace Price
Jace Price

Not doubting that they're strong aside from the fact that water is bad for them. Would go shopping, and have lunch and coffee with one.

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

expecting otherwise
?????

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Pretty sure inklings like real squids would have a pen, or chitin like back, for support. Their "teeth" are beaks made of chitin as well.

And fuck do I want to comission a doujin about Marina asking a promise from the ink boy who survived a threesome with Squid Sisters to "comfort Pearl's frustrations". In other words gentle, slow, and comfy vanilla. Vanilla wedding cake is best flavor of cake.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

i heard water is fine, but the polluted water in their world is not. which leads me to wonder why theyve got polluted water in their shopping mall. imagine if shopping malls had lava fountains.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

its only funny when it happens to other people ;_;
The boss music could have been much better though, the second half was fine.

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

I want to know what canonically happened to our characters from the first game. Is there like some sort of age limit for squid kids to go to Inkopolis where kids who are too old aren't allowed to play turf war or something? How many years apart do the games take place? I want answers.

SHUT THE FUCK UP I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT IT UNTIL I SEE IT WHILE PLAYING

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

imagine if shopping malls had lava fountains.
Is this supposed to sound like a bad thing? It doesn't sound like a bad thing.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

youre going to have to leave the thread for a few days. if they want to fuck with you theyre going to fuck with you. itll be here when you get back

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

dont you have a wedding to prepare for, bowser?

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT DENY THE ALLURE OF SPOILED TEXT
COME ON user, GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRES
OHHHH WHAT DOES IT SAY???
MADDENING ISNT IT??
YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK SO BAD
FEELS GOOD DOESNT IT user????
FEELS REEAL GOOD, BUT MAYBE THE NEXT SPOILER WILL BE YOUR LAST
ITS KILLING YOU
ISNT IT??

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Maybe they change the water during turf wars and splatfest to add some edge.

imagine if shopping malls had lava fountains
That sounds awesome, and an interesting concept for another ink game.

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

FLUORIDE IN THE DRINKING WATER IS TURNING SQUIDS GAY
BUY MY BOOK

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

I want the world of Splatoon to be explored. I want to see more than just Inkopolis and Octo valley. I want to see the Inkling's materialistic society. I want to know if Marina is the only Octoling in Inkling society or if they've all kind of integrated besides the ones still in Octo valley. I want to see what Inklings look like when they grow up past the age of 14.

I WANT THE LORE
This CoroCoro anime better not be shit.

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Can they even drink water?

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

God fucking damn it that gave me a hearty chuckle.

What kind of creature could even biologically survive without water? I think they put something in the water to make squids respawn because Inklings don't know how to swim and they would otherwise drown.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

how about just
never go to australia ever for any reason whatsoever

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

This

Petrol-sniffing abbos
Huge desert wasteland because abbos burned the fucking jungle as a nonsustainable hunting method a millenium ago
Everything is poisonous
Again, fucking barren wasteland
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING POISONOUS
Retarded import taxes on everything
Also tons of liberals and gays
Probably lots of GRIDS/AIDS to go around

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

Yeah, it's for the best to never ever set foot into that country.

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

You can't fool me Australia, I'm coming for your VB.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

what makes you say that inklex jones?

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

inkling girl lesbosex
is good
<inkling boy homosex
ugh ew

Ian James
Ian James

Yeah awful, give me your trashy inkling boys

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

I mean seriously every time I learn something about australia it gets worse. Just look up the Irukandji jellyfish. It has stingers all over its body not just the tentacles, and it can actually LAUNCH the damn things if it needs to. If you get stung, nothing happens for about half an hour but then stuff like this sets in.

to quote wikipedia:
the sting may barely be noticed at first. It has been described as feeling like little more than a mosquito bite. The symptoms, however, gradually become apparent and then more and more intense in the subsequent five to 120 minutes (30 minutes on average). Irukandji syndrome includes an array of systemic symptoms, including severe headache, backache, muscle pains, chest and abdominal pain, nausea and vomiting, sweating, anxiety, hypertension, tachycardia and pulmonary edema.[2][3][7] One unusual symptom associated with the syndrome is a feeling of "impending doom".[8] Patients have been reported as being so certain they are going to die, they beg their doctors to kill them to get it over with.[9] Symptoms generally abate in four to 30 hours, but may take up to two weeks to resolve completely.[10]

It literally makes you want to die, and can last for several fucking WEEKS if you even live that long. And the motherfucker is tiny so you wont even see it most likely. Pic related.

If you ever find yourself considering going to australia just stick a gun in your mouth and pull a trigger. You'll likely die with a lot less pain.

Wyatt Peterson
Wyatt Peterson

Consistent chemical reaction that causes a sense of doom and possible self destruction
Why isn't the CIA all over this?

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

yeah, it could just be that arrowana mall opts in to being an arena to cater to fans who watch the stuff. the prospect of being a live audience had to draw in a lot of kids and squids

Joseph James
Joseph James

inkboys are the best

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Normally, I'm not into shota, and barely even like traps. But inkboys just make me rock-hard for some reason.

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

the animals there are parodies of earth creatures from hell. the blue ring octopus mentioned earlier essentially curses you to drown. it paralyzes you and you cant breathe.

David Roberts
David Roberts

Never seen the second one. Is it good?

James Edwards
James Edwards

Triple of truth
That jellyfish, the cone snail, and fucking kangaroos are living breathing hellspawn.

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

it curses you to drown
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder if all the myths and legends handed down by people are actually true in some form or another. Our ancestors could have ascribed many a thing like this to be a curse, but in reality they just didnt have the knowledge to describe it any better.

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

all i know is i want to see a blue ring octololi witch now

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

13063017
wtf that's not the image I picked

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

One minute in Photoshop. It tells the same joke, and it isn't over explaining the joke to people who don't play Splatoon. Tim needs to hire an editor or something. And a writer. And an illustrator.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

The only good thing to come out of buckley is loss.

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

nigger
liking hitler
He’s going to get SO much flack from kikes and leftists for going against their narrative.

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

You realize that this is LITERALLY every single argument that every single liberal has ever made, right?

Hegelian dialectic –> false dichotomy –> reducto ad absurdum

They all have to be killed. It’s the only way to save the people too stupid not to notice this.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

What did Treehouse mean by this?

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

IT'S TIME TO CHOOSE.
http://poal.me/wmrz7t

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Honestly I can't really choose. I have too many reasons to like both.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

liking princess bitch forehead goblin
for any reason

Chase James
Chase James

Splatoon 2 finally shipped from Amazon.

There's no word on the shipment containing the Amiibo and the microphone headset, though.

I'm thinking about picking up the art book at the Barnes and Noble tomorrow.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Okay but if you don't hotglue it on arrival YOU DONT KNOW SHIT about vidya

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

You mean the headset?

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Oh baby, show that slut how shit happens in Inkopolis

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

it gets brought to a sea urchin and rerolled until its perfect?

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

Jesus christ that's good stuff

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

i thought team naughty was pink

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Pink team smells weird

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

relieves your heartburn though

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Eat a ton of greasy fried fish
Wash it down with pink ink
Everyone is full and happy, and the inklings are embarrassed

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Remember how cringy people felt when the Squid Sisters were first revealed?

We've come a long way.

James Perry
James Perry

We had no idea how big of a role they would play in the game itself. I think if we knew they'd be important characters and not just "some weird Japanese idol thing" we wouldn't have been so apprehensive. Remember that was also the Wii U era Nintendo, which gave us such classics as Metroid Prime: Federation Force and Star Fox: Zero Players.

I can't think of much other than Splatoon that they really did right. MK8 and Pikmin 3 were about it.

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

people found it cringy? i would like to think everyone on Holla Forums was excited to see some lolis.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

I voted octonigger but there's nothing wrong with Pearl. She's an adorable rap god.

Yeah honestly I don't know what he's talking about, I don't think anyone on Holla Forums thought the squid sisters were cringe

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

niggers are nice but there is nothing wrong with forehead goblin

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

I did. They came out of left field and I was still getting used to the squid teeth, I didn't expect the squids to speak gibberish either (or speak at all).
Nintendo isn't well known to make in-depth characters so it came off to me as a cheesy side-attraction for children. Little did I know how much care would be put into their personas.

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

Honestly, I can't choose, either. I have too many reasons to hate both.

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

I enjoyed SM3DW and Kirby Triple D, if that means anything.

Is it bad if I look back with nostalgia on things that happened less than two years ago? Is there an official nostalgic/not-nostalgic cutoff time?

John Jones
John Jones

Why isn't the CIA all over this?
While not CIA, rumor has it the British Army asked for samples of the Aussie stinging brush for their research. Contact with the leaves of this plant has been described as being burnt with hot acid and electrocuted at the same time.

Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during mili­tary training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

He’s had too many stings to count but Ernie Rider will never forget the day in 1963 that he was slapped in the face, arms and chest by a stinging tree. “I remember it feeling like there were giant hands trying to squash my chest,” he said. “For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower.”

Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger,stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.

At least the animal's kill you, instead of letting you suffer.

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

confusing 3dpd with 2d
The best part about 2d is dark skinned beauties dont look or act like real niggers. If they did/do then I would agree with you.

Nintendo isn't well known to make in-depth characters so it came off to me as a cheesy side-attraction for children
Nintendo isn't known to make obviously deep characters. The best example I can think of is Samus, where the entire story is told almost entirely through gameplay with a few games of exception.

With how much care had been put into the 90s kid aesthetic and gameplay, I didn't think they'd screw up with the squid sisters. I guess it just comes down to faith. I trusted them to get their first new IP in a long time right.

Is it bad if I look back with nostalgia on things that happened less than two years ago?
With how fast everything goes these days, especially with the rise of the internet, it becomes extremely easy to feel nostalgic for things quicker. I'm extremely nostalgic for how i felt when Splatoon was coming out, so I'm happy that I'm getting about the same feeling with Spla2n

Aussie stinging brush
The stinging persisted for two years
I fucking KNEW there was a thing in australia that caused you pain for that long. I thought it was the jellyfish, but I guess it's a plant. That sounds fucking horrible.

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

You're an idiot and you're missing the point.
Fuckley is implying that you could have placed any kind of absolutely terrible option for Marina (yes, to him "hitler did nothing wrong" is a terrible option) and it would still be voted on because Marina herself is more popular than Pearl.

He is not supporting the idea that maybe Nazis weren't so bad, on the contrary. He is implying everyone is a fucking douchebag that will choose despicable options because there's a cute girl attached to it.

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

What thread am I in again?

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

I think gg thread is taking over the board.

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

It doesn't end with you dramatically shooting Callie in the face while the end music from MGS3 plays
Lame.
i'm just kidding, it's a good final boss fight, but it's still about what i was expecting.

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

People found it cringy?

It was just the way they were first introduced back during the 5/7/15 Nintendo Direct.

This was our very first glimpse at them just a little less than 3 weeks before the game came out.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Splatoon and Australia general

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

callie really has fallen

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST A FUCKING SPLATOON 2 HERO MODE SPOILER, THEN FUCKING SPOILER THE IMAGE.

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

me thinks thou doth project too much.

Adam Thomas
Adam Thomas

Someone should photoshop Simon's star glasses onto Callie

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

Duh. It was all over the promo art.

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

Also no people were hyped for squid idols

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Science never sleeps. And neither can I!
what kind of horror story is this

CALLIE IS THE VILLAIN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT HER OR NUKE INKOPOLIS

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

They remixed Eight Legged Adventure

YES

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

It was in the Hero Mode trailer. This is news to you?

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

I want to jam his whole dick in my mouth

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Has anyone tried them out yet? I'm really interested in the dualies.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

he didn't play the splatfest demo

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

yeah that's why I'm asking.

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

RIP Splatoon
Anyone want to see it off with some squad battles tonight?

John Gray
John Gray

it plays similar to the splash-o-matic in splat1.
the main difference is that you cant jump while shooting but instead roll out of the way. it has fast falling properties so you can use it to get down quick on vertical maps like moray towers.
generally you'd shoot with it and if you don't kill them you finish them off with the water balloon.
the missile special is kinda blah though. its a weird hybrid between bomb rush and inkstrike with none of the benefits of either.
overall its a decent mobile kit. you can go up walls quick with balloons and get down with fastfall. can fuck with people (especially charger users) with the roll. and might get even better with variants.

stuck waiting for the digital version to unlock.. it does unlock at midnight right? wait.. pacific time? oh no.

Landon Long
Landon Long

You're the reason why Buckley over explains his jokes. That simplified version expresses exactly what you're suggesting and not that Hitler did nothing wrong.

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

Oh shit. We pasted 300 posts. At Midnight I'll make the new thread

Fuck the rules we got a celebration to do for the sequal.

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

CALLIEFAGS BTFO

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

tfw reading the of the single player campaign
Humanity gets fucked again

WEW

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

I'm working all day tomorrow. I might be forcd to buy the game digital if I can't find it at retail. Either way I probably won't be able to play until Saturday.

I know Marina has TnA but I think Pearl could possibly be the better pillow. She's soft kinda plump loli with squishy head. Plus I know Pearl will have that virgin smell. Something I know Marina won't have.

Mason James
Mason James

So I got the artbook today.

I was expecting some thick softback book with maybe 120 or 150 pages plus.

But instead I got this big thick hardback with like 400 pages.

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

where can i order?

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

Some concept art of Callie and Marie before their final design.

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

Amazon, for like $27. That's a deal when the back of the book says $39.99.

Here are some very prototypical sketches of what was to eventually be the Squid Sisters.

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

Forgot that came out. I'lll pick it up soon

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

christ make them blurrier would you

John Walker
John Walker

Marie would look good in all of those outfits and I am really digging the 4th inkling with the microphone

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

Hey. Fuck you.

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

With all those different outfits I want a fashion show with the squid sisters. Heck maybe a fashion show in general that lays out the gear of a specific brand and it's main abilities.

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Nope, ACTUAL midnight. 9pm Pacific Time, according to the countdown in the emails Nintendo is sending out.

Though it'll probably be midnight Pacific Time by the time we actually get to play, since we have to download the damn thing first.

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

Someone can give me a .webm version of the rap squids?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

Will Marie and Callie be back in splatoon 3 as announcers since they reunited at the end of 2? Squid sisters vs Off the hook splatfest?

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

2v2 splat fest, Pearl and Marina vs Callie and Marie

Noah Collins
Noah Collins

So Pearl's side would be Off the hook and marina's would be Squid sisters?

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

Splatoon 3
Marina was a spy.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

No, It would be a 2v2 user

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

gets shot my marie

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

I want Marina to be related to Octavio so badly. Possibly as a daughter. Seeing the conflict of Marina fighting her father to peacefully live with the inklings in Inkopolis would be a drama anime in itself.

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

doesn't this imply that multiple octolings went to the surface?

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

didn't mean to reply
sorry >///<

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Does this mean there's sunken scrolls in Splation 2?

But yes I imagine there would be multiple octolings on the surface either through free will or as spies for the Octarians. Octavio might be crazy, but I think he wants to return the Octarians back to the glory days of ruling the surface. He needs the zapfish to power the tech needed to do so. The rising sea levels isn't easing on the pressure either.

Marina also wants to conquer Inkopolis. However her path is different. She is collaborating with Pearl-hime to win the hearts of the citizens with music like the Squid Sisters did rather than use her father's forceful methods.

Also would Marina be the squid sister's biggest fan? I'd like to see her Squid Sister shrine.

Luke Roberts
Luke Roberts

Here are all the sunken scrolls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u4qeaONpw4&feature=youtu.be

Pearl is a huge callie fan and Marina likes both equally

Lucas Rivera
Lucas Rivera

So if Callie gives headpats to Pearl, will Pearl die?

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

sure why not

Mason Green
Mason Green

second image
I always knew sheldon was a jew

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

Whose in the mumble so we can give splatoon 1 a proper send off

David Perez
David Perez

Im thinking of jumping in, its been months since I played, more like a year since I played seriously, but I still want to give 'er a good send off. Its going to take me a minute to find all the cords for the system though.

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

So, who else /2811-7503 here?

Wyatt Butler
Wyatt Butler

Only one gamestop nearby is doing a midnight release and no stores around me even say they have the amiibos in stock. I didn't preorder shit because I didn't think I would get a switch in time.
I'm so tired this shit better be fun

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

New thread for ppl to post in the sequal

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

What the hell happened to the other thread

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

Why the hell won't it let me back into the new thread, I keep getting 404 page not found, But I can check the catalog and see the site is working and the thread is bumping with anons posts, but I can't access the thread?

Treacherous luck

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

Is it still impossible to go to a brick and mortar store and walk out with a Switch?

I've checked all the stock update sites and it says everywhere is out of stock still but I find that difficult to believe.

Someone who's been out of the house recently please give me a basic sitrep on Switch stock.

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