Annoyance.

Oliver James
Oliver James

Things that annoy you and can even piss you off sometimes in vidya.

when a game has been out long enough that people who use the sniper rifle/character can instantly one shot headshot kill you the very second you respawn
grenades that have an explosion radius the size of a leprechaun's testicle
hitboxes don't line up with player model

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

pause game
music doesn't stop

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

Unskippable cutscenes

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

Game starts out with inverted controls
Shit is like putting pineapple on pizza

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

no waifus
no dating elements
no option for japanese voice acting

James Williams
James Williams

RNG

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

game has C as crouch by default
running and aiming are toggled, not pressed
grenades are some random button like O or 7

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

What's wrong with pineapple in pizza? It goes well in a pizza with ham and blue cheese. Polite off-topic sage

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

When I have to press a button

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

the typical strategy for beating a boss is just shoot it full of magic until it dies and sometimes heal your party
except for one or two bosses which requires a ridiculous strategy involving moves you forgot you had because they've been absolutely useless for the past 25 hours
Looking at you, FFX.

Aaron White
Aaron White

I bet you enjoy the new Fire Emblems, you nigger.
Faggots like you is the reason IS went to shit and makes gay casual shit.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

Shit prompts in Quiplash. Makes shitposting with anons less fun when the answers are just bullshit because the prompt doesn't give any room for creativity.

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

I was obviously baiting you doublenigger

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

hurrr i wuz onleeh pretunding 2 b tarded1!!1!1

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

Be nice anons. Kiss up and go in the back.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

enemy has a cool looking weapon/armor/item and you can never get it
status effects are weak and useless
slow-walking section

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

What's in the back?

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

escort mission
they move slower than you run, but faster than you walk
if you get too far ahead of them you lose the mission
multiple enemies target them and you can only fight one at a time

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

friendly NPCs have the same shitty ai as the enemy but not the stats or numbers to be helpful in the slightest

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Dragon dildos 3 times bigger than a coke can.

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Turret sections
Only Far cry: blood dragon has somewhat enjoyable turret sequences.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

Fight Boss Battle
It was tough to take down, but he joins your party afterwards
Suddenly not nearly as strong as he was when you fought him
>And will never be nearly as strong as when you fought him

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

path splits
no way to know which one leads to optional content and which one proceeds the plot
if you walk into the latter first you get locked out of the former

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

<enemy only appears if you go for a secret and only appears on co-op
<never used ever again
for what purpose?

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

Die
Can't skip the cutscene/text and have to see it over again
Character picks up gun from dead enemy in cutscene
You cannot grab guns from dead enemies

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

What's up with multiplayer RPGs, MMOs or otherwise, and the bow using class being the one every drooling retard faggot picks?

Zachary King
Zachary King

Game teases awesome weapon from a boss
No matter how hard you rape the boss/steal, you will never own the weapon or see it after that boss

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

The game is fucking bugged, man!

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Items, secrets or alternate paths you can only get if you know about them beforehand. Like you only get 1 chance to access them and then it's gone. For example, a platformer that has a section where you're forced to move extremely fast, then they put an extra life or something in a specific spot that you have no reason to be and it's only there for a split second.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Sounds that diminish over distance absurdly quick
Fucking everything in Doom goes totally silent past 50 feet or so, which is really fun when you have to deal with chaingunners that are miles away. Doubly so if you played back in the day and the resolution made them no more than a couple flickering pixels in the distance. Deus Ex is also great with snipers that can silently instakill you from across the map without so much as a tracer on their bullets to warn you.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

buffs are so strong that you spend all your time being a designated banner bitch

Robert Davis
Robert Davis

Weird I was going to post this

Flamethrowers in FPS are always OP shit for noobs

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

want to git gud
friends are trash at game and refuse to play
not gud enough to play at arcade so regulated to watching and pity matches
netcode on official release is so awful that all the practice in the world won't translate over to playing IRL
netcode in unoffcial version is decent but you have to join meme lords on discord to play matches

Every day I think about killing myself.

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

I was blocking that! Un-fucking-believable!

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

Try game
Open multiplayer
Only one alive server
12 clanfag autists that have been playing for half a decade
Refund

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

The worst thing about Phil and LTG is the fact that they've had every opportunity to gid gud and just enjoy begin part of the scene but they pissed it all away. They're both shining examples of why begin an attention whore is a bad idea. Think of all the fun they could have had if they weren't such lolcows.

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

explosive damage is just a basic sphere that deals a set amount of damage regardless of distance or cover, so exposing half a toe to the edge of an explosive's blast zone deals the exact same damage as being caught completely in it's radius.

Jose Mitchell
Jose Mitchell

People who like archers tend to be people who like guns in real life.
Gun fetishists are usually morons.

Angel Green
Angel Green

I don't play MMOs but this sounds a lot like people that pick zoning/fire ball characters in fighting games. The entire play style is based around dealing damage while keeping the other player away from you. Anything you do will be called spam even if you're using a lot of skill to cover all parts of the screen and adapting to the patterns of your opponent. It's a legitimate strategy and most only play it because they know it's frustrating for the other player. A drooling retard picks it because they think they can spam to win, and they usually do against other retards. A skilled player is going to put a ton of thought into playing a class like that because he knows if he isn't perfect at zoning the other player he's as good as dead.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Item shops in RPGs that stock multiple weapons worse than what you get in the last dungeon and one weapon that does +1 more damage but costs stupid amounts of gold.
The next dungeon will always net you a weapon that is better than that anyway.
Making the item shops completely useless for weapon upgrades
Why would you ever want to buy a weapon worse than what the developers intended for you to have at that point?

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

lose in a boss fight
have to wade through 10 minutes of cutscenes and dialogue to fight again

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Subtitles are off by default when they should be on, especially for a game where the characters don't speak clear English or voice audio is very low compared to the the game music and SFX.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Long ass cutscenes peppered with insta death button prompts
have to watch it all again if you miss one
the prompts show gamecube buttons
you're playing on pc
the game doesnt have controller support
or even mouse support

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

RTS with heavy focus on LOS Fog of War and Stealth Mechanics
AI completely ignores them making a good majority of tactics and strategy useless
Looking at you Wargame and Company of Heroes 2.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

game makes you lose control of your character for any reason

I can't fucking stand it. Killcams, auto-combos, forced cinematic moments. I hate them all. I hate it when games force you to sit through a fancy animation every time you open a fucking door. I hate it when games force you to sit there and watch the same 8 second "DUDE GORE LMAO" killcam. I hate it when games are full of cinematic fucking setpieces where all you do is walk up to it and press A to watch your character do something all on their own. I hate it when games force your character to act a certain way, like how Amnesia tried to force "muh scary" by taking way control of the character and making the CHARACTER act afraid like it was some kind of que to the player that the player should feel afraid too.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

game is 110% weeb bait
"Let's censor it, throw out the script and write our own, hire 40 year old women to voice 12 year old girls, and delete the original Japanese audio track!"

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

voice audio is very low compared to the the game music and SFX
Fuck every piece of shit game that has ever done this

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

Put in the effort to go and search out the items and keep your character maxed out
lose all your equipment in a cutscene

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

game has a class specifically balanced around debuffing enemies
normal enemies die to fast to be worth debuffing
bosses are immune to debuffs

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

This is because incompetant nu-male sound designers don't fucking understand the concept of 2.0 stereo. They mix the game for 7.1 surround sound, which ALWAYS sounds like shit when you're listening on anything less. Movies do the same exact thing. The voice track and the music tracks are mixed to go on different speakers entirely, but when you just fuck-it down to 2.0 without doing it properly the voices get totally nuked to shit by the music.

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

press E to get in vehicle
right click to use
WAXD movement
Gay Nigger's Boy Love Adventure

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

bodies disappear after a couple of seconds
gunshot holes limit
dead body limit
ridiculous shotgun spread
sniper rifle useless without scoping
bad bullet drop
flashbang works for 1-2 seconds
same reload animation regardless if you emptied the magazine and chamber or if there are still rounds left in the mag
pic related

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

Same with poison.

Also
stealth/agility/evasion character
boss automatically detects stealth
boss attacks never miss

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

Doomguy could be using a clip fed pistol, you never see him reload it.

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

someone makes a game
it's not good
why do people do this

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

The jews are to blame.
They do this to mumble our jumbles.

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

my jumbles have been mumbled for over 20 years now

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

Stopping the reload animation at the last bit completely cancels reload.

Is there a single game where inserting a new mag but changing to pistol before pulling bolt means all you have to do when switching is work the bolt?

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

Things that annoy you and can even piss you off sometimes
The retarded mods in Holla Forums.
A couple of days ago I made a thread with the same topic and similar format to this one and it got deleted in about ten minutes. I just thought I had broken one of their moronic new rules, now I see this thread and it has been alive for like 12 hours.
Mark get your shit together you fucking kike.

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

The only thing that annoys me about video games is that they still exist

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

I have never played a single game with waxd movement. Just feeling it with my hands, I think it's a little better for backwards movement than wasd.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

gets banned from his own forum
I'm gonna need more details on this.

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

this. mark has become such an ultra nigger it really just pisses me off. I played 100 hours of vidya across two weeks, finally found something in said vidya to talk about on Holla Forums that actually interests me and it was instantly deleted

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

Invisible walls

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

You're the reason there's so much Waifutrash on the market

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

spend hours or even days grinding and/or getting items to take on optional nightmare mode level bosses to get the ultimate weapons/gear.
Finally get them and want to use them to their full potential
no enemy, not even the final boss is a challenge when you have the ultimate weapon.
realize you wasted all that time getting that weapon, and you didn't even need it.
If they're going to give you something like that, at least give us enemies that would allow us to fully utilize the gear so that it's actually fun using.

Most FF games around that time decided to say "fuck buffs/debuffs just hit the enemy really really hard and heal if you need to", and it'd be a miracle if it ever affected the bosses. Whether or not you like the series, at least SMT/Persona made it almost mandatory to use buffs/debuffs spells and made them actually affect bosses.

Tales of symphonia comes to mind when you decide to keep Kratos instead of Zelos in your party.

I know that feeling all too well. The Classic Thief games did a good job at not doing this (prior to parts of 3 and all of Thi4f)

FFX was one of the worst perpetrators of this. Get near the end and to one fight in particular, and you're stuck in a 30 minute cutscene with no way of saving or skipping it, and if you die, you have to go through it again. Earlier FF games were pretty bad too, but you could just button mash to get through the scenes. Until the remaster, you couldn't even do that in X.

Any game that does that may as well be a movie. One of my many many complaints about Thi4f was adding shit like that where the originals (barring parts of 3) saved all the movie stuff for before or after the missions.

Colton Young
Colton Young

Chase summoner bitch all game
she finally joins
"omg I'm all out of summons"
go on quests to get her fucking summons back
get them
you can only activate them as a super extra high risk limit breaking bullshit attack
you might get to pull this off twice in the game until you stand around and intentionally sandbag in battles

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

tfw you play good RPGs so you don't have to deal with this shit

Christopher Baker
Christopher Baker

crevices that you can jump into and get stuck between

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

Some character is shouting important information to you while your screen is getting filled with messages while you are actively fighting
This is the sure fire way of recognizing a shit game.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

a significant portion of the game's equipment and items are only available through a set of skills that seem minor at first glance
You only find about this browsing random guides years later and realise you would have enjoyed the game many times more if you knew back then
Fuck FFX's Bribe, FF8's refine, any modern FF really.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

Cousin picked up Dragon Age O
he builds a character as an archer
likes the readout of perks the archers have
anytime a melee class opponent shows up, he gets raped
anytime a mage shows up he gets raped
is infuriated all game
eventually makes another character
went for a melee class
suddenly the game doesn't suck
same when he went for mage
my cousin sucks at vidya.

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Character struggles to climb gentle slopes like he's an actual baby
Always drives me fucking nuts. Not even when the slopes are meant to act as walls either. They're always in levels with rough, uneven geography, where some surfaces are just randomly nigh-unscalable. It forces you to either "feel" out the correct path and take the long way around for no apparent reason, or spend ages jumping and sliding around like a mongoloid until you finally manage to conquer this 5 foot tall incline.

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

open world game
need to go from point a to point b
doesn't matter when this happens or where you are, there is always some fuckhuge incline in the way
it's not out of bounds and can be crossed it's just really fucking irritating
no matter the quest or objective, you end up having to go up hill
no wonder fast travel is such a parasite in open world games

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Start game
Unskippable tutorial shoved in your face

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

It really is everywhere in those types of games. Even WoW which had only the most static, barebones physics going on loved to make you slide off of absolutely everything.

Xavier Walker
Xavier Walker

There is a racing that does this really badly. It has some mechanic where if a car is behind you for so long, you automatically pull over because you get"scared". Fucking shit is retarded, make it super easy to crash cars so a car behind is a threat, not this forced bullshit.

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

game has invisible walls and hollow walls

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

PC games which use the Xbox controller. Or worse, ASSUME you're using an Xbox controller and give you onscreen button prompts telling you to push the wrong buttons, because of the Xbox controller's retarded layout.
(No matter what controller I'm actually using, years of playing with normal controllers make it almost impossible for my brain to connect pushing Circle/A when told to "Push B".)

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Severe hit knockback in a platformer
especially one with instant death pits

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

What? B is fucking cancel/back on the xbox controller so it will never tell you to push circle/A.

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

That's because microsoft killed the controller market by dropping dinput and replacing it with xinput which is literally dinput but locked down to their shitty xbawks controllers. I'm surprised nobody took legal action.
touch something in platformer
you take damage
something doesn't

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Circle/A
You're both retarded. The parallel to A on a Sonygger controller is X, not Circle.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

Have DoT in your turn-based game
<ok
have the DoT do damage at the end of your turn but before the enemies turn
<ok
the DoT does damage after you finished the battle because its the end of your turn but before you hit the victory screen
<FUCK YOU

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Calling a retard out makes me a retard too because I didnt add a disclaimer about how he was totally wrong and his shit didnt even make sense
Ok

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

Start game
Play as deathnight/spec ops soldier/cowboy bounty hunter
Get someway through the game
Suddenly you're playing as a dragqueen/prettyboy ninja/fucking deerthing

Bonus points if it causes you to lose the shit you spent extra time getting.

Cooper Long
Cooper Long

make it super easy to crash cars so a car behind is a threat, not this forced bullshit.
That should happen because the car behind is applying pressure (no not physical contact, psychological pressure) If you're going at you fastest and you can't shake the damn guy off behind you, you might try to go faster the next turn, taking it too fast because you cracked under pressure, but sadly racing AI is shit to even get to that point.
Watch this video, this is what I mean with perssure

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Every time I convince myself I'm a good driver I remember how race guys are always so close to each other while going so fast
commentator says they give each other space
pictured is them not giving each other space

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

literally any game
camera zoomed way into the player's asshole
Ever since I first noticed it I started hating every game I play, 2D games especially suffer from this.

Just pull the camera back for fuck's sake. You can only make the game more enjoyable by letting me see more.

Most games are either zoomed in too much, or would be better zoomed back further.

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

Play earths dawn
Camera is zoomed in so far the actual movement could have easily been replaced by a tile map you select fights on

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

boss has a badass looking weapon
kill boss, weapon drops
thumbnail in inventory looks rad as fuck
equip it
it looks like the weapon you start the game with
or
crawling dungeon
weapon drops that looks badass but stats are garbage
suffer and hit with a wet noodle but have cool looking weapon, or be powerful with a weapon that looks boring
FUCKING WHY

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

I think you miss the point of pantyshot simulator games.

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

game teases awesome weapon from a boss
when you kill the boss you can grab it
it's fucking awesome
it's capable of obliterating anything you want destroyed
it's half your size
it's twice your weight
character visibly struggles to hold the weapon and can only move very slowly
there are no other enemies anywhere near you
to progress you have to climb some obstacles which you have no chance of doing while wielding that weapon

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

Thief and System Shock 2 have it like that; W is bound to 'run forward' and s is bound to 'walk forward'.

Adam Evans
Adam Evans

Fuck off graphics whore

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

This is to encourage you to mess around with the settings to your liking.

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

That clearly looks like a mag to me.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

It's a shaver.
Note doomguy's perfect shave.

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

im just going to state this thing which is obviously bullshit
he goes around playing videogames with the idea that anybody who picks archer is probably a gun toting moron
this is his actual worldview
lefty/pol/ hellow

John Wilson
John Wilson

beat the game
20 minutes of unskippable credits despite every other cutscene being skippable
need to sit through the credit sequence if you want to do post game

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

I got that close to a friend once while racing karts at 80ish km/h
It felt awesome in both senses

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

You'd maybe be onto something if not for the fact that it's pretty much exclusive to the bow users. People with ranged magic or some kind of extended melee weapon like a spear are never as bad.

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

game doesn't have borderless windowed mode

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

I've never seen prompts like this, where they from?

Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

The post literally mentions the game

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

I know the game, Quiplash. I've still never seen "sponsored" prompts like that.

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

no button remapping
quiktime events
broken items/skills that ruin the game
gimmick controllers
20 dollar voice acting in a story focused game

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Save often user

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

Game about buffing weapons with socketable buff items
Items permanently consumed to buff
Items come with dramatic negative effects for balance
Items don't allow you to abuse the crit system to be a glass cannon
vampiric attack buffs are too weak

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

first person game
you can't jump

No I don't fucking care if your walking sim doesn't require jumping, you have no god damn idea how annoying it is to feel rooted to the ground like this. Probably because you have so little experience playing first person games that you should have no business developing one.

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

timesplitters didn't have jump

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

It's good for the game it is. Jumping is useless if your game doesn't need it. Certainly didn't make Kings Field or Grimrock II any worse.

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

like how Amnesia tried to force "muh scary" by taking way control of the character

That's what killed it for me too.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

your character is unarmed
can kill enemies using fists
can't pick up their weapons

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

Retarded morality system.

Infamous 2
doing a "good" play through
partway through the game you can choose between a fire or ice power up
fire seems pretty cool
choose it
morality plummets to evil
suddenly I'm Cole the baby rapist for choosing the "wrong" ability

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

you CAN pick up enemy weapons after killing them with your fists
the weapons are complete shit and do less damage than your fists

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

Kill your fucking self.

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Game allows you to pick up enemy weapons
Game lets you dual-wield weapons
Can only dual-wield weapons if you pick them up from an enemy who was carrying two himself

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

A minor little cunt of a thing that's always bothered me is games with overdone main menu screens. Bonus points if you have to exit the game to the main menu to make option changes and sit through a series of loading screens every time. I forget which game it was but it had a load before the main menu for some bullshit intro, a load for the main menu and then finally a load for getting to the motherfucking game.

Colton King
Colton King

Speaking of retarded morality, how fucked is Bethesda with theirs? Does anyone have the ghouls dindu nuffin comic?

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

level scaling in any game ever

I don't care what long winded, traditional RPG explanation can justify this, part of leveling up and gaining experience is feeling dominant over enemies that were an obstacle to you before. I want to feel like I'm progressing in developing a character, and getting stronger or more capable in certain skills should reflect that.

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

game has no quicksave or manual save option
when you get locked out of optional content the game autosaves
Words cannot fucking describe my anger at this absolute garbage counter-productive shit.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

enemies arent allowed to progress and improve just like you do

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

life
call mother in law a bitch-birthing faggot
wedding called off
WTF IM LOCKED OUT OF THIS PATH

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

spawn killing
I swear here should be a report button automatically banning people that do that shit.
You ain't good, you are just a fag that doesn't know how to win a challenged without using cheap tricks

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

man, I hate when that happens.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

game freezes after credits roll

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

You did kill all of them.
Also, some random looter on the side of the street shouldn't have the same skill levels as a fucking world-famous/infamous adventurer.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

But user you did it. You finished the game. The game is over. Go outside.

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

Game ends

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

in game exposition
forced to walk behind a character and listen to them tell you about the plot that sucks dick
can't skip it like a cutscene
can't speed to the next part because the developers don't want you to miss their shitty story
if you're lucky you'll get stuck in a room watching an NPC through inexplicably bullet proof glass and you can knock off a lamp on a table to entertain yourself until the character stops talking and you're allowed to go through the next door

I fucking despise all these methods of in-game exposition because it ruins replay value and pads the living fuck out of the game, i'd rather have a fucking skippable cutscene

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

playing team based game
your team sucks so hard they get pushed back to spawn
they could just have a spawn room you leave
nah that would be too easy, just BAN EVERYBODY I ACCUSE OF SPAWN KILLING AT WILL

Go fuckyourself.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

single brain celled enemy creatures who live primarily to eat, sleep, shit, and fuck have can suddenly match the capability of bipedal multifaceted human beings that usually have the capacity to become better at what they do, especially in RPGs where it's demanded of you to do so.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

t. Adventurer dressed in rainbow pimp gear and don't know who people are

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

(checked)
woW Guise! The new DOOM game is so fast!
just like the old 90's games i used to play h-hehe!
lol DOOMgay is so fani! xD He just wants to kill and destroy!!
very fast game though! No time for exposition and cutscenes!

Yet they BLATANTLY ignore the 10-minute long segment where you're forced to listen to the robot go on and on and fucking on about the dogshit "lore" of the hamfisted story.

The fucking worst part about the whole NuDoom-push was how they said DoomGuy is just a killing machine xD when there is a whole (skippable) text crawl about how DoomGuy got all the humans off Mars and sat down to have a smoke, waiting for death completely calmly, his mission (seemingly) completed.

But hey, blatantly lying and misrepresenting both themselves and the game is just part and parcel of being a video games "journalist" nowadays right?

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

forgot to specify: the text crawl was in the first game, where DoomGuy was an actual guy, not from NuDoom

sage for my own retardation

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

You have to intentionally sandbag to build up a meter for special moves
Hitting an enemy in a flinching animation cancels the animation and puts them into an attack animation that one-shots you
Game let's you explore the world after you've beaten the game. But none of the NPCs will acknowledge that you just saved all their asses if you talk to them.

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

Game let's you explore the world after you've beaten the game. But none of the NPCs will acknowledge that you just saved all their asses if you talk to them.

That's actually a technical limitation not a design choice.

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

Not being able to get new skills unless I clear every stage without dying, fully complete the special objective, and never use upgrades up until the last stage. Fucking up ever, like being killed by an offscreen enemy or a spike, means resetting the game, and using the elf that gives A ranks counts against rank forever after so they're only useful on the last few stages. Rank doesn't matter on last level so I can double my strength, quintuple my health and have multiple full heals on top, cut the final boss' HP by 3/4, and completely fuck him by standing next to him and attacking.

I just want my damn boss weapons, Mega Man Zero. I even prefer having to use the boss' weapon to get upgrades in his own stage to this shitty rank system.

Levi James
Levi James

I'm willing to give nudoom some credit with arcade mode which strips almost all story elements from the game and just lets the player blitz through the levels. of course this was added post release so that's kinda gay

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

Environment designed to be so consistent you spend an entire play through just trying to get out, going in circles.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

still believing the "technical limitation" meme of adding a single NPC voiceline after a certain quest is finished

C'mon, man even fucking Oblivion did this for like almost every major story and faction quest and then some.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Even Undertale was able to give the NPCs post final boss dialogue.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

t. sucks at counter strike

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

game is moderately difficult at worst
it rewards good players with cool stuff
you only need A rank or better which is like 85 or 90
thinks he needs perfect 100 for s rank (only 95)
complains the game is hard

Really muffles my Mavericks
😞😞😞

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

Rb6 siege have that. If you do anything that stops the animations like jumping or meele or switch to gun before they have pulled the bolt or cocked the gun, when you reload again you just pull the bolt

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

siege has a lot of nifty shit, shame its owned by ubi

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

I did actually enjoy NuDoom quite a bit, in the current vidya-atmosphere even a slight change in the formula is more than welcome. I just think it had horribly misrepresentative and overall dogshit marketing strategies, because let's be honest, reviews are basically just extended, paid marketing.

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

It took me so fucking long to get over Timesplitters' lack of a jump button. Some of the maps just scream "JUMP HERE, JUMP!" and it kills me inside. Also I actually had to drop bulletstorm because of the lack of a jump button. Though that was also partly because it had the feel of a bad console port.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

i don't hate nudoom either, i borrowed a console copy from a friend to see what it was like and i played it through and had a good time. It aint perfect but its certainly not an abortion or boring. cuz nuwolfenstein suffered from being boring at many points of the game

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

You forgot the kicker
he considers himself open minded

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

game teases awesome weapon from a boss
when you kill the boss you can grab it
it's fucking awesome
it's capable of obliterating anything you want destroyed
it's half your size
it's twice your weight
game ends

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

Yeah, one that fucking NES games managed to achieve. Fuck off with this nonsense.

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

get the asskicker autocannon
has a unique strike and kill effect, incredibly powerful and satisfying to use
viciously limited ammunition
near the end of the game suddenly get a ton of ammo for it
but you don't fight any more human enemies for the finale, just boring ghosts that die in one hit from any weapon so using a pistol or rifle is more effective

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

All you need is a single flag that takes priority to change the relevant NPC dialogue.
If it's due to technical limitations it's because you shoved a fuckton of shit into memory to the point of not being able to add alt dialogue.
Otherwise it's just lazy, not game killing lazy but a noticable kind of lazy. Although if you're exploring the world in such a way that everything is just before the Final Battle so that you can do it again, then you might have a excuse outside of bonus content.

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

This reminds me of endless legend where all your units have to do their assigned moves, even after all enemies are dead, before the battle will end. Enjoy your half minute of watching dumb shits lumbering all over the place while you grow a beard and wish you were playing HoMM.

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

Not helping are screen limitations, Zero absolutely nailed X-series gameplay by tightening up the controls but the small screen-size and the Zero series' love of spikes translates to sometimes you don't know what the hell is directly ahead of you. Also Zero 4 a best, Zero 3 is pretty bad but has great music.

Logan Ramirez
Logan Ramirez

CSGO.

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

enemy is not covered in fire/acid/spikes/aids
take damage when walking into them

Michael Price
Michael Price

Unpausable cutscenes.

Henry Green
Henry Green

game doesn't tell you if a cutscene can be paused or skipped
that gamble when hitting the default pause button during a cutscene so you can take a piss or get the phone

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

you 2 disgust me

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

Gun fetishists are usually morons.
Unneeded cuckoldry belongs on /leftypol/index.html

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

I wonder why they never just make them move up to your speed and then slow down proportional to how far behind you are.
It would solve both problems.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Are you fucking retarded?
You seem to be, you clearly added that "usually" to fall back and mention "BUT NOT ALL OF THEM" if people get all up in your grill, yet you still thought it would be a good idea to post that when there is no general indication of guns equating to retardation. 10/10 bait would bite again.

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

WOAH, THEY HAVE VARYING SIZED HOLES MADE FROM VARIOUS SIZED GUNS? FUCKING HELL THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING.

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

Autistic shit:
modern military setting
lol just use ar15 aks and rpg7s
use interesting firearms that dont get portrayed often? lol fuck that heres your fn meme2000 and fn poo90
what do you mean an rpg7 has more than one ammo type
whats an rpoa shmel
m202 flash? lol this isnt a dc game
we have millions of dollars dont use it on at least accurate grenades
More universal stuff:
jumping like youre on the moon even if youre on earth or equivalent
character pretends to be your rival but you ass rape them everytime you fight
poor lipsync
naw man our graphics are simple because thats the artstyle not because were laz-DONT LOOK AT THAT TEXTURE UP CLOSE
"horror" games that rely entirely on jumpscares
Why is horror even a genre? Normalfags don't even like horror, and I mean horror, not "boo haha i got didnt i".
Battelfield 4

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

well you can actually peep through the holes in game which is pretty uncommon

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

or worse
steep inclines used as invisible walls that you know you could bypass in any other game

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

pile of knee high rubble as a wall

Jaxson Evans
Jaxson Evans

Hitting an enemy in a flinching animation cancels the animation and puts them into an attack animation that one-shots you
all enemies are bullet sponges
first 3 shots give them stun/knockback animation in which they can't hit you
hit them 4th time
they fire at you exactly afterwards
can't make them go into stun/knockback animation again
they have perfect aim; taking cover doesn't do anything if they detect your hitbox a millisecond after showing yourself

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

waist high fence

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

Have to complete most of the game to bypass it

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

sprint meters
high caliber rifles take 5-6 shots to the body to kill an enemy while a different gun in the same caliber kills in 1-3 hits
slow reload animations
You'd figure if I'm playing as a highly trained counter terrorist CIAnigger operative he would've done some gun drills before hand as to not take 15 seconds reloading a machine gun

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

Oh, and
shotgun is death in 10 feet or less and beyond that turns into harmless BB pellets
when will this meme die

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

sprint meters
At least it's not limited sprint with no displayed meter.

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Game goes from dynamic and static enemy spawning, placement and rotation of spawnable enemies to give the game life, to static spawn placement only justified by location without wandering random encounters

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

being bad at videogames
smh

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

Fags not allowed

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

In my experience the gun fetishists usually pick the highest damage per spell caster they can, like fireball mage in Dark Messiah. Then again maybe I'm just thinking of the specific niche who thought the 2007 shooter was a good movie.
If you ever meet someone who autistically mutters 'one shot one kill' when playing any game, walk away and never speak to them again

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

ham and blue cheese on pizza
along with pineapple
you best be joking nigger

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Legoläs 17 night elf hunter
Legollas 18 night elf hunter
Llegolas 21 night elf hunter

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

walking normally over path
fall through world
die
turns out I shouldn't be walking on that path
no indication of this

I'd take invisible walls over this bullshit any day.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Don't settle for the not as bad option.
There should be visible things that sensibly block your path (actually looking like they block your path and not just a fucking 40cm step that you can't walk over like Dark Souls 2)

Carson James
Carson James

playing team game
match start in 3seconds
games starts
"you have been killed by Xx_fagl0rd_xX"
games starts again
"you have been killed by yomommafat08"
games starts again
"you have been killed by C0Ck5ucK3R"
Yeah that's totally fair and fun game…and in not need for a fucking ban
Keep playing single player spastic

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

Bow-users are the perfect lone-wolf class, balancing high damage with decent self-sufficiency. Often they have a pet to tank for them, but even without it they still have faster attacks and usually better defenses than magic classes, suiting them better in solo play.

In MMOs, this translates to being the class best suited for assholes who only care about themselves.

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

c as crouch
This is objectively better if the game doesn't allow toggle crouching. Holding down ctrl with your pinky for ages hurts like a bitch after a while.

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

ai is extremely slow to react or doesn't react at all so even if you engage the enemies before they attack the escort, the escort just keeps on walking, forcing you to drag the enemies along with you as you try to catch up

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

not having blue cheese, walnuts and prosciutto on pizza with barbecue sauce
what are you, gay?

Gavin James
Gavin James

not just putting some cheeze-wiz on a tortilla with ketchup and baking it for a few minutes

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

anons
infinity.moe fags

We're all namefags, and you know it.

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

able to solo effectively which means fast leveling to the endgame
is self sufficient meaning they contribute positively to the group
doesnt REQUIRE other members to pull their weight

Saltyfaggot imo

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

not spreading bat's blood on a mudcake then topping it with toejam

Jace White
Jace White

be level 99 ultra warrior demon slayer
top tier weapons/armour
renowned hero
level 1 bandits with sharpened spoons still try and mug you
M&B warband did it right, though it was mostly based on party size

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Every drooling retard that can't come up with a decent handle to use in multiplayer
Nigger, if you gotta use Numbers, or misspell it
PICK A DIFFERENT FUCKING NAME

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

I need to do a playthrough where I kill every single Ghoul. On Sight.

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

Gate that you can easily go through the bars
Nope, cannot so that!

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

purge them user
purge them all

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

Plasma
Nah. Doesn't leave nice mountains of mutated gore to serve as a warning. If I could, I'd impale them all on Tenpenny's perimeter. Vlad was on to something there.

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

I would actually eat this.

Also kill all the ghouls, they would taste terrible on pizza anyway.

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

XP unlock systems in online FPS games

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

Only acceptable if they only unlock cosmetics.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

look at scoreboard
some guy is named "killer"
"slayer"
"soldier"

also
feel like playing some battlefield
remember that bf1942, BFV and bf2 is rip

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

play game
everyone has a lulzy name
Maybe you lads just need to stop playing the newest call of dude or something.

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

I hate it when a small-scale strategy game has no random map mode.

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

unskippable cutscenes between each boss phase

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

Fade to black transition in which the game world is active but you cant see jack shit yet
Enemies can and will hit you during this phase

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

Multiplayer-only games
Mario platformers becoming such soulless trash with 6 gorillion 1-UPs per stage that they barely resemble their origins
Gliding through menus being so slick that you save over several if not dozens of hours of progress with a shit file

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

Not that user but uh… yep. That's what baiting is. But that involves looking past the literal face-value of a statement and critically thinking for a few seconds so I can see why you were mistaken there. God I hate this generation of newfags.

LURK. MOAR.

(Oh and by the way this is NOT sarcasm, NOR is it bait NOR, is it a joke in any form. Interpreting this post at face-value is actually correct here. Good job!)

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Anime avatars in any multiplayer game, you can tell they're gonna be an absolute smug overly-political pillock.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

Typical complaints from a right handed peasant. Left hand master race.

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

not being ambidextrous

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

sound effects are quiet but the music is ridiculously loud
mute music in the settings
you can still hear it
plays louder every time you take a step
two songs will play at once sometimes
Minecraft is such a piece of shit. Have they fixed that yet?

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

So the both of you easily beat the entirety of Zero 2 and 3 without ever dying, not meeting the mission requirements, or upgrading? Very impressive.

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

Join match
it's a clan
<KKKadolf
<KKKjoseph
<KKKbenito
<KKKhirohito
<KKKdonald

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Pineapple on pizza goes well with chicken and onions.

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

That last one is true though if you're playing a Japanese game

There is nothing wrong with waifus in vidya but they are like a cherry on top of delicious ice cream. I don't want to eat a cherry smeared in shit.

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

Not joining them in smug shitposting about politics.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

Nameclanning
It's the biggest sign of faggotry I can think of, so much so that I constantly erase it from my mind so that I don't pop a bloodvessel due to knowing they exist.

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

It's the easiest to solo play

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

it's a clan with le fancy name
〖ᏉᎥᎮ〗ℱคﻮﻮσŦ
〖ᏉᎥᎮ〗ηƗᎶᎶ€я
〖ᏉᎥᎮ〗вᎥ丅ςĦ

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

Healer role
Requires a lot of investment
Entirely replaced by items or too weak to be relevant

I just want to be a heal slut god damn it, its bad enough I need to rely on other people/AI to get stuff done!

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

healer role
basically immortal because can outheal any damage
run around PK areas pissing off people and killstealing
heal gankers

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

Nah mate, every since beta 1.7 they've just been feature creeping.

Adam James
Adam James

Generic RPG settings, and it's even worse when they turn an interesting and original setting into a generic D&D/DQ one.
If you're going to make a story-heavy game at least do the fucking story right.

John Long
John Long

Are you ready for the next elder scrolls then? Because they're gonna kick that up to 11.

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

No, adding actual mods into the main game is much more important
Not any of them but at least zero 3 is easier with the ranks so you can get EX skills more easily, meaning if you got C or B ranks in zero 2 you can most likely get A rank in almost every mission if you know what youre doing (plus in zero 2 you can get a elf-free sub tank).

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Reminds me

PC game not allowing modding
Trying to monopolize or monetize mods
Working against modders
Just why. What modern games outside of Bethesda games are moddable now?

Chase King
Chase King

Elder Scrolls looks like it's going to turn into a GoT knockoff if anything so D&D would probably be an improvement.

Dylan Young
Dylan Young

playing wargame offline

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

GoT knockoff
Unkillable essential NPCs
It's not going to work

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

your team is a bunch of randoms
other team is all one clan
your team beats the shit out of them
feelsgoodman

Logan King
Logan King

Havn't tried Blue cheese but let people meme about it. The Pineapple Pizza master race is smart enough not to get into debates because they know they're right.

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

getting ganked by snipers in Deus Ex
So how exactly did you accomplish this? I've never had problems with snipers because the LoS of enemies is so absurdly long that you should've already learned to treat every NPC as if they have an instant detection radius in the direction they're facing.

Jayden King
Jayden King

*No wait I remember now, did this happen at the factory where the bottle neck is?

John Kelly
John Kelly

GTA. But only because there's an autistic modder community surrounding the franchise and rockstar makes extremely heavy use of scripting in all of their games for costcutting which means everything important is normally in plaintext instead of machine code.
It's also dying down because gta 4 and 5 were shit and while the masses of plebbitors and GTAForumers ate them up the modders are too autistic to not nitpick on tiny things the average person just shrugs off such as everything in those games being trash.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Politicians still don't use smug anime girls while discussing politics

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

I want to cream Diana.
It's okay, I am part of a royal line too.

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

It only happened to me once actually, and it was because I didn't know he was there. Can't remember exactly what it was called, but it was at the helipad right before the area that leads up to meeting Paul on the plane. I stepped out and quickly lost both my legs to a sniper I couldn't see or hear. I couldn't even find him after looking for so long, he might've been far above me.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

Using a set defensive skill like Dodge to avoid an attack nets powerful counter-attack/stagger/etc
change for said powerful shit to happen is only if you dodge the enemy attack the very last millisecond it would hit you
Also far easier to just avoid being hit by manually moving your character out of the way since the dodge skill is direction based like shit making your character "dodge" in the wrong direction most the time

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

ai alternates between ridiculously shaky aim and can hit you from 2 miles off
ai cheats resources because devs can't program good ai
ai actively gangs up on the player

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Team-based multiplayer game

My team is full of retards
Opponents are good players
I'm the best player in the server
Carry my team
Have the highest K/D

Lose the match because my teammates are fucking noobs and can't do anything right

It's practically 5 vs 1.

No matter how good I am, I can't multi task and be everywhere at once.

It's fucking annoying.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

padded with XP grinding

Nathan Anderson
Nathan Anderson

Hey, it's better than Vista grinding at least.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

game has little girls who can physically defeat or kill fully grown men who are trained in combat through mary sue reasons
I find it pretty dumb

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

being a lefthanded freak
How does it feel to use a mouse with your weak hand?

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

hitboxes don't line up with player model
I never play shit like that in the first place.
With the exception of SSB Brawl. I let it slide because it's Snake.

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

Team-based multiplayer game
My team is full of retards
Opponents are good players
I'm the best player in the server
Carry my team
Have the highest K/D
Lose the match because my teammates are fucking noobs and can't do anything right
FUCKING SPLATOON 1 RAINMAKER

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

nv
deathclaws are level scaled meaning that they take zero damage from you till you turn level 15
deathclaws have a ridiculous melee range three times their arms length
instakills you all the time regardless of armor
geckos have the same stupid melee range especially when they "dive down"

NV has shit hitboxes.

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

being an archer in origins is fine, its just the actual archery powers are not good, most of the duelist, assassin, and normal rogue block powers work on archery IIRC
thats actually fucking rad

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

thats actually fucking rad
Yeah but that completely defeats the entire fucking purpose of picking up enemy weapons in the first place.

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

The second and third are basically every total war game ever made

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

Forgot the flag

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Can't skip ending credits

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Game has a mutiple classes/characters and a skill-tree system
End up choosing your character and picking 1 out of the 3 different skill paths to use since its playstyle is fun/interesting
It ends up being the only 1 out of the 3 that is non-viable endgame
Have to respec your character after hitting a brick-wall and now you need to find new gear and weapons to compliment your new skill path

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

Even better when you combine it with permadeath. and the NPC is recruitable but has to survive the level

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

It's like, somehow, they made it so that every quest start and goal are always on opposite sides of a mountain.

TES regardless of game has so much shit in the way that you go and use fast travel
BotW has shit in the way so you use fast travel
Ass creed has so much shit in the way but no fast travel so just keep climbing every fucking thing in the way
jesus

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

game is about retrieving weapon
use bare hands and other weapons
other weapons include light weapons and heavy weapons
light weapons have a high damage impale but will never one-shot foes
heavy weapons have an instant kill decapitation
work ass through game
get weapon for final boss battle
beat boss
game ends
no new game+
game has codes
one code lets you start game with the weapons
it handles like a heavy weapon
but has the impale instead of the decapitation attack
heavy weapons are better in the long run
Blood Omen 2 was a weird game.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

i dont like open world games: the post

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

game has non lethal option
pushed you towards it, rewards you in both gameplay and story terms for using it
chastises you for going lethal and locks you out of certain gameplay optiohs

the non lethal mechanics are just a shittier, less fun and dynamic version of the lethal ones

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

crafting systems
locked framerates
alt-tab breaks the game
no selective volume controls
multiplayer games full of elitists that votekick you out if you screw up once
multiplayer games full of foreigners who can't speak a lick of English and get mad at YOU for getting pissed off about it on an English server

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

I like the concept of open world but it ends up becoming "fast travel everywhere because it's not enjoyable to go from point A to point B because it's a clusterfuck of shit instead of an enjoyable and worthwhile travel".

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

crafting system
it's actually a manufacturing system
everytime

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

moving from point a to point b being eventful is kinda the point

if it was just 'hold W for ten minutes' it'd be pretty shit

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

fancy lettering
all of them have anime profile pictures
all of them have the most obnoxious cosmetics one can put on their character (lime/pink colored anything)

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

Nono, I WANT it to be eventful. But generally it's just really irritating ground that is not hard to traverse but irritating to traverse.

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

Concerning New Vegas, I saw some post a few days back saying "hurr fast travel means u dont get random events."
In my hundreds of hours of playing and looking at wiki, I've never seen anything of this nature, even when walking from A to B. Besides the events in 1&2, is that a fallout 3 (never played) thing? Nothing eventful ever happens when I try to just roam around in NV, it's just the same wasteland I've traversed dozens of times over with no new raiders or thugs, or easter eggs, so I've no choice but to use fast travel in order to not bore myself to death.

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

pizza is just a glorified bread, last i checked people eat bread with anything

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

fallout 3 has actual random events from a pool which are pulled in certain locations

fallout NV has predetermined encounters in specific spots (some of which are modified by the WW trait)

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

pizza is just a glorified bread

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

i just owned a pizza place for a few years, what do i know about fucking pizza am i right

David Harris
David Harris

show me your pizza degree faggot, italian birth certificate is also applicable

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

what do i know about fucking pizza
I'm guessing that white stuff wasn't mozzarella.

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

What the fuck, it's like saying sushi is glorified rice.

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

berserk game
dub doesn't feature a musical Griffith

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

Fuck off, Razorfist

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

What is the pyro in tf2
Nerfed every single patch
Just recently they changed the effect of darwin's danger shield to just give fire resistance

Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

any game with multi choice
absolute cunt character goes up to the NPC and starts shit
choices are:
<Stand there and take it like a good cuck
<Punch the cunt in the face
punch him in the face
[BAD END]

Seriously, is there any game that lets me punch people who actually deserve it without any dire ramifications?
Only one I can think of is Mass Effect with that reporter.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

games gives choices to you
choices don't matter in the end
don't even feel all that engaging.
(Fuck modern Telltale. Fuck Life is strange and fuck every godddamn fat double nigger cuck who keeps trying to unironically get me to play it.)

beat game
don't let you unlock new shit like new costumes or modes
you instead have to pay for it
BUY OUR SEASON PASS

beat game
ending is anticlimatic as shit
you still have to pay for to get the "true ending"
BUY OUR DLC
(Looking at you Capcom, i haven't forgotten about Asura's Wrath…)

Game is "localized"
script and dialogue is complete bastardized out the fucking ass
meme cancer everywhere or at least in a few places
at least one character suddenly pushing some social agenda shit
normalfags defending it
not realizing there's fan translations and even official ones that are better
HURR DURR PIRACY IS BAD GO SUPPORT THE LOCALIZATION
superior (fan) tanslations get blammed or obscured by obnoxious shilling thus gipping actual fans of a much better experience

game series that is fun and fondly remembered
that ONE (or 2) fucking entry in the series that completely fucks up the gameplay (and lore to a degree) of what made said series great
normalfags who defend this crap but never played the others
just the worst one in the series
"Oh no it's not that bad!"
"What do you mean it's shit!"
I kind of still want to throw a brick at Tameem and Hideo Baba

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Game starts, you meet Character A
Character A is a massive fucking annoyance all the way through
You call him on his bullshit on several occasions
You legit call him autistic and tell him to fuck off
Time later, meet Character B
First thing Character B does is call you a cunt and be an asshole towards you
You tell him to fuck off and avoid any contact with him all through the game
Out of nowhere Character B comes to your hotel room and tells you "Yeah so… I'm sorry I was such a dick"
You accept his apology because you're not a cunt
"You see, the reason why I act like this is… I'm in love with you."
"Nigger you just met me"
"I crossdress at a maid cafe, I could be your onee-chan for tonight"
"Not intrested dude"
Lose karma

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

alt tab doesn't break the game but it breaks windows

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

Another less mentioned one
open up game
changes your monitor's refresh rate to 60hz

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

open game
play
close game
all the icons in your desktop are condensed in a 600x800 square

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

I actually wish Emulators would do this.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Yeah that would be alright. Changing resolution too, put it all as an option.
Sometimes I emulate old shit on a CRT and I have to manually change res to the console's native res every time.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

I'm willing to make up if he is

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

ZTOP

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

DESIST THIS SODOMY, I'LL KILL US ALL I SWEAR

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

play online game
it becomes f2p
playerbase gets flooded by kids that couldn't get their moms to give up their credit cards for it in the first place

play online game
it becomes available on mobile
playerbase gets flooded by teenagers on their iPhones

play online game
a meme is made about it and blows up in popularity because of meme
playerbase gets flooded by facebook and 9gag memers

play online game
sequel is released
sequel gets 10x more players than original ever had
original's playerbase gets flooded by people that heard of franchise because of sequel

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Modern devs assuming that defining feature of old-school shooters was BLOODY FINISHERS.
Autistic germanophiles who throw tantrums if they perceive even a tiniest slight against GLORIOUS GERMAN STEEL in slav-made games.
Mouse acceleration that can't be turned off.
Credits that are not only fucking long, but they are also padded with names of every baby related to every person in the team and every pet owned by them.
graphic settings that contain nothing useful
There are multiple endings, but you choose between them two minutes before the ending.
Forced stealth segments in a non-stealth game. Especially if stealth works like shit.
devs shoehorning political messages into the game even if they have literally nothing to do with the game itself
open world filled with nothing interesting
shooter game has driving, but you need a gamepad to control the vehicle properly
PC game with couch coop, but no online coop
game takes control away from you so your character can do something cool
game takes control away from you so your character can do something stupid and ruin everything
game takes control away from you so there is now a gaping hole in the corner of your keyboard
QTE boss
end boss is QTE
QTE in a cutscene
QTE in general

Pineapple on pizza is food of gods but onions do not belong on pizza and you should be hanging on a lamppost if you think otherwise.

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

Don't you fucking dare

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

There seems to be a recurring theme to your grievances.

David Howard
David Howard

not realizing that left-handedness means their left hand in stronger, due to being their dominant hand/arm.
Imagine if your left arm/hand functioned exactly the same as your right arm/hand.

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

When a platformer throws an offscreen enemy that oneshots at you out of nowhere (No sound or visual indications or anything) that is nigh impossible to avoid without knowing of it's existence beforehand
Nothing makes me drop retro games faster than this. At that point I just know that I'll be wasting the next few dozen hours of my life by grinding my way through the game via trial and error and frankly fuck that when I could be playing a game that respects the player's time.

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

MMO's
Promises character customization but only does very little
Game is resurrected but with a horrible cash shop
You have to play to X style and only X style, no deviation allowed or people will bitch
No hybrid classes and game actively punishes you for even trying
Free to Play but more along the lines of Fee to Pay because you can't get anywhere without dumping a ridiculous amount of cash into the cash shop
Enemies are boring and samey because they are all X enemy with X attack but it's a different color
Dungeons are set in stone where you need 2 DPS 1 tank 1 healer and are balanced only to that despite it being possible with different combinations
Game favors jobs/classes above others because it's the dev's favorite (See Destiny and the Warlock class as one of many examples)
"We promise we'll never put in a cash shop and even if we did we promise there will be no Pay 2 Win" does it anyways and it's horribly P2W
I could go all day but this post is long enough

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

What's worse is when you're playing a platforming game and jumping alone takes the ground out of view because the camera is so fucked. There's nothing worse than this.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

What were the devs of Alpha Protocol thinking.

get AP for cheap because Holla Forums said it was a great example of an excellent concept executed poorly
throw everything into stealth and unarmed combat
hey this game isn't so bad
get to some kinda mansion
boss is a cokehead with a knife
no problem my kung fu is unbeatable
the entire fight he just gallop on the white horse and stabs you making your kung fu useless
had to dump points into a weapons skill just to beat it

From that point on unarmed is basically useless. There is even a boss who sits in a sniper tower you your punches would be useless anyway.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

wehraboo slav tank game

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

annoying fucking slog of a level
badass music
<really fun amazing cool level
<the music is shit

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

made in an Asian country other than Japan
microtransactions ahoy

<the Americans nuked the wrong country

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Shouldn't he have pressed the "all the missiles" button from the start?

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Pressing two buttons is objectively better than pressing just one

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

Seriously, is there any game that lets me punch people who actually deserve it without any dire ramifications?
Duke Nukem Forever

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

What game is that?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

pineapple on pizza is good
onions is not
I've never heard a shittest opinion since 1997 user,

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

LOW TICK RATE SERVERS

Sebastian Young
Sebastian Young

finish final boss
game doesn't save until after credits
credits are unnecessarily long

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