Anal thread

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

Anal thread

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVaITrUgoP4
Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

A poor can not afford to own cheap things

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

*pat*

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

no man's sky
set to Earthbound Soundtrack

Yes

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

Some fucking crackhead just stole our fucking keys

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

haha dude what

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

I saw him standing outside my car when I came out the gas station and my neechan left the key in the ignition
He was trying to sell me some headphones probably to get more crack and I told him to get lost. That's when i saw the keys were missing but cracky already left. I am going to kick his fucking ass when I see him.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

esus fuckin christ bro
thats horrible im sorrry man
i wish you lived somewhere nicer

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Crackhead could've stolen your car

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

There was money and shit in the car so i dont know why he would only take the keys. I am livid

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Oi dno't forget toi change ur lokcs

i mean

a crackhead with keys to your house

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

when u hackin so hard google bloks u

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

They were in between the seat in a spot i checked a million times
Omg i feel like a baka

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

sombra pls

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

It happens

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

forreals tho

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

I was ready to go find him too
This is so embarrassing

Chase Flores
Chase Flores

are you blushy blushy?

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

Yes

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

*pat pat* If only you knows no problem

Wyatt Foster
Wyatt Foster

I still think he's a crackhead and he is not even supposed to be at that store.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

tfw the ARG will never be solved

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

Nice dub dubs

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

Tyty

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Who are all these people

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Nezi, IKT, and Neko.

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

Nezi rings a bell. Others must not be real.

Why is it so dead?

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

7am.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

*daps*

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

dapping is a gateway *action*. it will lead to horrible things, emily.

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Cup~!

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

squash~

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

gay

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

moogs

John Wilson
John Wilson

Cupcake im boooooooooooooored

Hunter Brooks
Hunter Brooks

no, this is patrick.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

hello neko chan.

wow what a surprise

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

You're gay.

Aaron James
Aaron James

*petting*

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

how's it going, early morning gang?
I'll allow it this once because there isn't many around to see.

Jackson King
Jackson King

hi
tired

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

Just got up.
Watching Parks and Rec.

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

This movie im watching is weird as fuck
How are you doing lovely?

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

How ya doing~?

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

tired

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

Prove it fagboy

I don't wanna go to work. Help

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

sleepy moogs. go for a walk or something to wake yourself up. or don't do that because walks are for squares.
I also just got up. I ended up getting juuust tired enough that I decided to squeeze in a few more hours of sleep back at 1am, and now it is 4am and a reasonable time for me to be awake again without ruining my entire sleep schedule for the next few days.
how far along are you?
which movie is that?

well I just woke up, but I'm in a good enough mood. just another fun filled day of shitposting and wasting time. ooh, and drinking. shit, I'm going to go get one of those right now. man I love drinking.
I don't want to either, but I've used all my sympathy days off. today is a weekend though so good times. you just need to work hard for glorious leader and don't complain so much. the bread and water they give you is more than enough to sustain yourself on and the work isn't that backbreaking. how about you show some damn gratitude for once.

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

yeah im drawing shit anyway

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

Go to bed, gay boy.

[Cyber logs go here]

Season 2 Episode 15

Jace James
Jace James

Xoxo
My neechan put it on

I sure wish I could drink i hate not being under the influence of something

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

no

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

anything good? more of your comic?
nice. season 2 is a really good one, but you're getting close to probably the best season of the show. three is phenomenal.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

you're like ten, you shouldn't drink anyway neko.

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Not good to be up so long.

No spoilers.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Nigger, I don't even get sympathy days off. This is my last week of 12's so I'm glad for that. And it's not backbreaking, just annoying as fuck dealing with idiots breaking shit constantly.

I've never cybered anyone here or a boy for that matter.

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

cover page or promotional yes
okay mom

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

Youd

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Let's fix that.

*Dad

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

You'd love me when I'm drunk

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

people are idiots no matter what though. every job I've ever had has been full of them.
zombie apocalypse in season six when they started losing too many viewers. I wish I was kidding.
I'll cover your page alright.
actually seeing you drunk would be something I'd very much like.

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

answer still applies.

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

pfft

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

need soda

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

How about no, faggot.

That's not a reason I should be more gratuitous towards it.

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

you didn't let me finish. I wish I was kidding...and I am!
no moogs. soda bad for you. water. drink water.
as I sit here at 4am with vodka

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Last time was about a year ago. My brother doesn't really buy alcohol so i dont have many chances to.

Adam Green
Adam Green

that was a joke you r-tard. because you're in korea. but not the one that my comment would make more sense in. get it?

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

ive drunk all the water
mk

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

shame you live so far away. I'd totally get you some encourage you not to do underage drinking.

John Campbell
John Campbell

I'm assuming that pop comment was directed at me.

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

are you being serious? because that's horrible. I hate when the filtered water runs out. might as well be fucking Auschwitz.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

you did offer a replacement after the parking lot incident
i am

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Faggots in Europe and stuff get to drink when they are 16 plus I only have one more year!

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

For that day.

David Lee
David Lee

Filtered water tastes just like tap water

Drinking is overrated

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

mk

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

okay so get some real quick moogs. an entire pallet of water bottles is like 4 bucks at walmart here. and a 5 gallon thing of it is like a dollar most places. get some more!
a year and a couple months, youngin'

but yeah it's pretty dumb. that being said I don't think they should change it. people here are way more stupid than in other countries and having a bunch of drunk 17 year olds running around would be chaos.
I don't know where you live exactly but where I live and most places in america this is patently untrue

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

kinda wanna hear about the parking lot incident.

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

I never noticed a difference in Maryland/Texas/Cali. Just seemed like a waste of money to buy water that tasted the same as tap.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

I would rather smoke but it's nice to try something different every once in a while

Ugh

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

california, at least where I lived for a while, had decent tap water. pretty much everywhere else I've been has had horrible tap water. it depends on your location, and I guess your sense of taste. you could just very well not give a shit about it. tap water is gross for reals though.
don't sass back to me, boy.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

Now smoking is just plain awful for you. You have fun with that.

Water is water yo

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

life would be easier if I shared your opinion.

most water is drinkable with ice at least.

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

Just expressing my displeasure.

I was not talking about cigarettes.

Parker Sullivan
Parker Sullivan

I don't drink cold water

Smoking is smoking, regardless.

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

It's fun to do bad things

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

I'll allow it. this once. if you say thank you.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

Battlefield Medieval Warfare
full-auto crossbows because gameplay
armored horses with side mounted cannons because gameplay
gryphons with afterburners, full-auto crossbows and cannons because gameplay

"Historically accurate"

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

that sounds right.

Luke Price
Luke Price

fuck fuck fuck

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

what's wrong, tokai?

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

Thank you for what

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

Maybe if you're 12.

Fuck the police.

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

don't question me just say it.
but the police are all ugly and fat. guess we found your type.

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

Was quoting boondocks

Thank you then

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

SCHOOL :D

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

I woke up too late

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

you're welcome.

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

I'm not Squash.
Cute underweight 5'2-5'5 asian girls are my type.

Never watched it. Apologies.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

too late for what?
penis optional.

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

^^

You should it's pretty funny

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Penis not preferred, but will still do.

Never seemed my type of show.

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

good boy.

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

blood chan most likely has one so you're golden.

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

the boondocks seemed like it was trying to be funny with pure racist shock value and getting away with it because all the characters are black so it's "not racist"

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

going to the city with my brother

maybe we'll still go but I hate to be home late

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

yeah I know the feeling. I never like being out too late. what are you going to do in the city?

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

Too bad, she'd seem almost perfect otherwise. Too bad she probably isn't attractive either.

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

You'll never truly know unless you give it a shot
But suit yourself

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

yeah. there's a lot of variables you can't be too sure of there.

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

kyle bought me a soda

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

HE didn't drop it this time.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Well okay I do like it when it's with friends but only when I did a lot anyway. today is the last neet day.
he needs new shoes. and needs me to show him how to use public transport

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

he's such a cool guy.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

real rad

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

If you don't think these are the most bitchin socks you've ever seen you can get out of my face.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

I did give it a shot, and I didn't really find it funny at all.

I'll just stick to the asian population. I hear Japanese girls aren't as boring as Korean girls.

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

give him headpats.
that's cute. you should try and pick up some mosquito netting while you're out.
super rad
they are okay.

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

heard a gunshot not even a quarter mile away while I was out for a smoke
and my mom says we don't live in a sketchy neiborhood

Never trust border states

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

Cool guy
Rad

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

the whole asian scene is great in general. really attractive people.

Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

Okay
This is unsatisfactory. Show me superior socks.

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

it's all the fucking mexicans. you're not really safe anywhere around here.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

literally every time I post betty you see a better pair of socks.

James Hill
James Hill

we posting socks?

Elijah King
Elijah King

Asian guys are pretty much the only tolerable men

Would fuck an Asian guy but for me it's primarily girls.
ywn fuck a Japanese goddess

Ian Martinez
Ian Martinez

According to asian girls Asian guys are pretty shitty and selfish, which is why they like foreigners.

That says what kind of person you are for wanting them.

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

naha that's fixed, I got a weird electro thing that you plug in and makes a noise that scares them away.
so after rin finally got me to sleep it worked and I wasn't bitten.

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

my first girlfriend was asian. pretty nice. a good one to have while pretending to myself and others I liked girls.

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

crocs

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

oh nice. well good work then.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

Pink and Black
YOU SICKEN ME
Yes we are, I like the robots.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

So many God damn illegals here

BUILD

THAT

WALL

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

okay but who are you so I should know if I care
I really don't know if a wall is feasible but tighter immigration control would be fucking amazing.

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

you need to stop jacking off the anime seriously

i dont know if any of you fucks have been in a customer service situation but Asians are some of the most frustrating and ugly people ive ever met

scum of the fucking earth
gay

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

and you can tell them i said that

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

Last girlfriend was Chinese. She was cute, but that was the problem, she was going to look 18 for the next 40 years.

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

gonna tell all the asians moogs ur so rekt kid

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

I'm sure they hear you murmur in public about it.

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

i've never met an attractive asian guy. they all have cystic steve buscemi eyes and look like they've been stung by something.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

I'm not sure why this would be a problem.

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

apart from joji.

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

As in like physical appearance I mean

We should be tracking people who have visa's and immediately deport them if it expires too

not liking girls
Wow, faggot

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

I'm the guy with better taste in socks, that's who I am.

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

He wants that granny poonani

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

yush, now time to stress all day

but he's only half.
mixing works better for them

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

do it see if i give a fuck

they're all sweaty and they act more jewish than jews. i could just tell when they walked into the store they were gonna be assholes

and i guarantee you they pretend to not know english

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

it is not my fault that most girls are totally insufferable. and don't have cocks. most of the girls I like have cocks.

I mean, that seems a little intense. I think just focusing on the totally illegal ones is right for now.
well that means I don't give a shit~
how upsetting
or you could relax. rin will be up soon I bet.

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

working customer service is a great way to become a racist really fast. I know your pain, moogs.

David Thompson
David Thompson

I don't want to be in my 30's and people give me weird looks while my wife/gf looks over 15/20 years younger than me.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

THIS BUT FOOD SERVICE

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

the weird looks would be jealousy and envy you dope. those are good things to get. a young looking woman is a major status symbol for an old man like you.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

10 year old wife
wow

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

food service is a branch of customer service dumdum.

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

I'm starting to get that vibe, my last ex was abusive, entitled, and said she loved me and she'd never hurt me

That sure went well

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

~
Shots fired, called the cops, reported.

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

ten year old wife

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

muslims too

giant fucking stack of coupons every time

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

you should switch to men, traps, and even a little trans. far far better than women can ever be.
I spoilered it. it's fine.
yes. I hate muslims too, but for many other reasons.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

I don't like them young.

Implication is late thirty's.

Noah James
Noah James

For someone with jungle fever you sure are racists.

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

I'd probably agree cause I've only fucked an asian trap. They all look feminine as fuck.

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

but it's dnd day, and I'll be in the city probably.
and I gotta sleep really early..

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

well to each their own. you can't impregnate a woman your age for nearly as many years though, keep that in mind if you want a bunch of little tracer bullets running around the yard.
but you can at least see her a little bit, right?

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

yeah i fucking love black women man

oh yeah im not even gonna pretend to be ashamed

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

Last trap I dated (sorta) was emotional abusive to me as well

Never trust s c a r l e t

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

Only want two.

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

Why's that?

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

scarlet is a tranny I thought.

they are closer to women after all.
you gotta find a chill guy and do chill guy things with him and suck his dick a bunch.
oh then yeah you're good. even a 30 year old hag should be able to pump out two kids.
because granny is gross.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

Being forced to deal with people who aren't white is a good way to become a white supremacist.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

tfw eternally jealous that rin has a did group

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

Even spoilered the audacity of ~ germinates within me, I can have no rest for I have been affronted by the most smug of smug text.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

I like how Sweed said Scarlet with spaces so they didn't come, but cup said Scarlet with no spaces.

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

I only did it to reduce the vicious sting of telling you that I don't give the slightest of fucks about your opinion.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

:3

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

That's what I'm aiming for.

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

that's true, and uplifting.

how hard is it to find one?

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

please dont bring this gay shit here

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

aim low, buddy. at the vagina. I grossed myself out
cute.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

No. It's funny.

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

Agre

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

I don't care about my opinions! What I care about is that you would use such a weapon of mass smugness against me on our first meeting! The gall of it all!

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

Not into guys at ALL

tfw no perfect, large breasted, constantly horny, did playing, normal waifu with no mental issues that knows how to deal with them and has my back 100%
Last girlfriend would fucking yell at me all the fucking time over the tiniest shit and when people yell at me that causes emotional and physical pain

Adam Long
Adam Long

This place is already gay enough to the point that an increase in faggotry is not noticeable.

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

yelling is bad :(

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

our first meeting? so what, you're new around here?
yeah you're gonna be looking for a while then. good luck with that, fishy fish fishy.

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

How does being yelled at cause you physical pain?

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

that's how you get tinnitus.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

Aren't you the definition of mental issues

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

pain does dmg :O
is this a complaint

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

heheh
but imma go there now, so cya

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Well it's my first time posting yes, but I have known about this place for a while.

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

yuh
pain hurts

David Russell
David Russell

Most gay people are when they think about straight sex.

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

What?

William Brooks
William Brooks

You not fucking me nightly hurts.

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

I've lost the ability to communicate without complaining.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

see ya tokai.
have fun.
alright cool. what shall we call you?
straight sex is at least somewhat appealing because there's a penis. just vagina on it's own is gross.
from being yelled at. you dope. do you know what tinnitus is?

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

I mean kinda hard, especially since I need to find one with someone I know in it because I'm iffy around 4 stranger men. Could probably find one on Craigslist ez

I have sensory processing disorder which blends the senses, loud noises hurts me physically all over, and if it's unexpected it's 10 times worse.

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

kinda wanna yell in fish's general vicinity unexpectedly.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

No. That's why I asked.

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

Do not do it around me.
I jump at everything.

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

r u masochistic

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Hm.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

typical dog lover
hmm indeed, tracer. hmm indeed.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

<3

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

Forgot to mention Asian in that post

Yeah. That'd why I want someone who's not crazy because as I found out last time, crazy and crazy together is pretty bad for a relationship

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

Hm.

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

How about Phobos, that's a cool moon.

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

works for me. phobos. welcome to the shitpost circlejerk.

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

Some fucking asshole at the liqour/convince store blew an air horn just to see if I'd react since I'm always quiet when I'm out doing things. Sent me into a fucking panic attack.

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Very good! I'll have you know I'm an expert at shitposting.

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

*Aggressive screaming*

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

you'll need to be, to keep up with this lot.

Angel Morales
Angel Morales

magikarp gives that good succ

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

I bet swedish LOVES indie horror games

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

@w@

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

is image hover broken for anyone else? it's been busted for me for days.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

like the third image on paheal was that one. I was pleased. I love when a joke takes so little effort

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

I never use it.

Tell me about it.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

I just did tell you about it.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Yeah totally :^)

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

When I know it's coming I can prepare for it.

Only good thing about it is it makes me feel so fucking happy when I hear the voice of someone I love or if there's music that's really soft in a really good way

Perfect example: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NVaITrUgoP4

Makes me feel so fucking fine.

Hell the whole ori and the blind forest soundtrack in general gets me.

Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Well I mostly came here to babble about socks for a little, I'll return when I have something else to talk about and collect more Four images, see you later Tilde!

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

well I know it's even more broken for you, you little brat.

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

This is a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation.

William Evans
William Evans

Tfw freezing cold in my room and no qt asian to cuddle with for body heat

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

okay. see you around then, phobos.

Ian Reyes
Ian Reyes

???????????

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

top notch reference squash.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

tfw you just want to cuddle [certain poster] right now

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

I hope to god it is not me.

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

gross. [certain poster] is disgusting and everyone knows it, fish. even you can do better.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

It's cooki

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

cooki is underage what is wrong with you people.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

tfw you really wanna cuddle squash right now

Cooper Jenkins
Cooper Jenkins

Wait, is cuddle the same as rape?

David Martin
David Martin

in fish's case probably

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

I'm 19 fam, who gives a rats ass, she's just as mature as me

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

wow gay af dude

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

it's less creepy when you put it that way but still.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

regardless of the age what is the appeal other than the vagina

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

Squash is underage, what is wrong with you people?

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Qt as fuck, top notch voice

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

if anything that's the worst part about her. I actually like cooki but the fact that she's a girl is a major bummer.
shit shit shit rin don't tell [certain poster] about this please.

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

wanting to cuddle any poser

Luis Diaz
Luis Diaz

Bitch I'm going to be 22 in a month.
smh fam

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

I can't believe Smiles would do that before church.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

what a harlot

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

i dont know what i expected
i know she draws sorta and wants to skype a lot

woo?

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

tfw cooki is legal in just under a year

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

That's creepy as fuck.

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

Who needs personality, am I right?

Fuck finding people interesting based on that.

Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

I want to make you my pet.
And let you do all my filing.

So you can be a pet 'o' files.

Yes.
I was being facetious.

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

she's bubbly and cute more often than not. and not in a way that bugs the shit out of me like some people who force it. I dunno. she's pretty cool but I'm glad I don't have to interact with her in real life because real life girls suck so much.
okay that's enough of that people might start thinking we're friends.
the age difference between you two is the only reason it's not any more creepy than it is but underage is underage, fam.
this was actually quite clever, rin. well done.

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

You're asking a lot from people who are just lonely and are willing to go for anything that shows affection at this point.

Landon Price
Landon Price

R8 my sobriety

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

soto you crazy, dawg.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

see i get the impression it's forced. but i also think smiles is a forced shit too so...
ew ish

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

We're only like 2 years and 4 months appart

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

I don't need that when I have a butt crafted by god.

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

tfw your boyfriend is legal so you don't have as much to worry about.

You are the only person to ever say that, lol.

James Morris
James Morris

smiles is another girl who I get along very well with. maybe you just hate women even more than I do.
yes, again, the age difference is the part of this that isn't creepy.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Now she'll be late because she'll have to shower.

John Young
John Young

I think you're clever more often than people give you credit for.

Benjamin Green
Benjamin Green

At least I ain't a ginger like my Buttercup

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

yes if tsuchi ever touched me in any way I'd probably need a long shower too. and as hot as I could physically stand.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

if you were it would be disgusting. gingers are the worst.

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

i hate posturing and i hate christians.

cue the linkin park

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

You're never too lonely to have principles.
[insert dog joke here]
I can't even muster up the willpower to do that anymore.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

hating things is so last year.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

You are probably right in that.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Why do you dog me so?
Have I not had enough hounding on this?

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

Tell that to these fools, you don't need to convince me.

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

B-But you're a ginger

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

but exactly as clever as I give you credit for.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

and dying is mainstream

but what can you do

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

nice meme

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

you can do nothing. nothing but find solace in linkin park.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

Which definitely isn't much.

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

Bullshit you're ginger as fuck
I've seen your irl hair and pubes
Dont lie to me you slu or else I won't choke you

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

it's a lot more than I let on.
wow nice meme soto, great job fam. LMAO

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

and pubes

every picture you could have possibly seen I would be clean shaven in. nice double meme.

Aiden King
Aiden King

Thanks
doing it yourself makes it easy on me.
They always see, and never listen.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Someone has the perfect chance to post the leotard pic.

Well.
Alright then.

So, what's up with you?

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Not the only thing here that's easy.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

the "leotard" is a woman's swimsuit, dum dum. and guess what? totally shaven. so suck it.

nothing much up today. just...typical day for me. drinking a little. enjoying the boredom.

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

In most states it actually is legal. Law in Washington is 48 months appartment If one of them is underage. So theoretically a 14 year old could fuck an 18 year old and it would be legal

John Jackson
John Jackson

are your pubes ginger though

Josiah White
Josiah White

fucking...

and how are you, rin?

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

hes trying to cover up the fact that he's a ginger by saying he shaves

Nice fucking meme fam

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

yes. firecrotch all the way.
yes, I know fish, but it's still creepy to creep on a girl regardless of their age.
he's trying to damage control his own failed memes by not even having the courage to link my post

nice fuckin' meme famalama

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

They are

And they are more on the straight side rather than the curly side tbh

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

this just proves you haven't seen them you dumbass.

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

2016
not shaving your balls and pubes clean shaven
there are actually guys that expect a blowjobs who have a massive bush
there are actually girls that expect to get eaten out with a fucking jungle down there

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

Yeah, but.
You were talking about your dick.

And, other stuff.
With [Certain Poster].
:^)

I should be getting up soon to actually get ready.

But getting up is suffering.

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

nice
i cant imagine the latter

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

You people are such pussies about hair because you think lolis are the only thing that exist sexually.

No wonder some of you haven't had sex.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

Age difference isn't creepy at all if it's less than 3 years

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Ohh you bitch
I will go over there and fuck you senseless you jobless piece of shit
Now I really wanna choke you

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

[certain poster] is going to be pretty busy today unfortunately. it's the one thing that is making today less nice than it could be, but I refuse to let it get me down.

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

I don't mind body hair but I prefer it to not be there, or closely trimmed.
agreed. that's why it's just the fact that you're so obsessed with her that is creepy.
all according to plan.

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

body hair

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

I totally don't have a crush on cooki or anything b-baka

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

Don't lump me together with them.
also, [dog hair joke]

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

two (you)s and I didn't notice

yes yes, so classic rin morning I see.
bummer you missed tokai. but don't worry I kept him company for you. he's off to the city to help his brother get some shoes or something.
yeah but you clearly do tho

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

I got some lumps for ya, big boy.

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

That's whatbthebb-bake was meant for

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

When you have a 5.5 year gap between you and your SO.

Awww, that sucks.
And I'll be busy from lunch to well into the afternoon too.

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

I ate a chick out who had a huge bush

She was a totally loli and was barely 19 yrs old

I still ate her out

So worth hearing her moan and her pulling the shit of my hair

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

yes I know how it works
well that blows, but on sundays I do expect as much from you. I'll just have to find some other way to occupy my time I guess.
wish you people would stop having such rich fulfilling lives and just pay attention to me constantly.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

Alright.
As long as you don't mean hitting me, that would totally hurt my feelings.

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

Pedo rule is divide your age by half and add 7

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

Yo she wants to share beds for AX and I was like whoa dude

Her reason why is cause I'm the most normie guy from the threads

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

her reason is because she wants the D, soto.

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

What a coincidence.
I got a new pair of shoes a few days ago.

That rule is not at all apt.

I mean, my grandma could get with someone younger than my dad by that rule.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Can confirm

Basically rhwrws Donna be one room for fucking and one room for sleeping and cookie me and soto are sleeping in the sex dungeon

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

oh? are they cool, or just purely functional?

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

it's never too late to give people regrets

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

I'll text you the pic I took the other day.
Mostly because I can't find it on my computer again.

Jayden Evans
Jayden Evans

mmkay, sounds good.

Joshua Long
Joshua Long

Damn does that mean I'm going to cuck you?

She said she was down to share a bed with me and also told me she was gonna be legal by then so I was like "whoa man"

I'm super down tho

No Swedish fish allowed

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

well, no. cooki is not someone I'm interested in like that.

William Collins
William Collins

I was talking about me you jobless ginger cuck

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

I'm not interested in dating you, just fucking you.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

There's gonna be one room for the traps/real girls and one room for guys

And your gonna be sleeping in trap central

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Cupcake, let's share a bed when we go to conventions together.

J-just because it's cheaper rooming!
Not because I l-like you like that or a-anything!

Don't be stupid!
Baka baka baaaaakaaa!

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

hey soto post your dick

i havent seen it since the cancer was theoretically removed

Lincoln Hughes
Lincoln Hughes

But trannies that don't even pass won't be allowed in the trap room

Hailey

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

well considering the situation I'm not sure if that would go over well with [certain posters] but other than that I'd be fine with platonically sharing a bed with you.

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

Please keep your tranny drama in /lewds/.

Liam Price
Liam Price

being interested in dating me
ever

Best meme 2016

That's what I meant

Damn sounds like heaven tbh

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

find some mexican to date you man whore.

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

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Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Cooki probably gets all the final decisions on who goes in the girl room though cause I'm pretty sure she's paying for that room

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