Let's have a thread discussing some ugly fucking shit

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

Let's have a thread discussing some ugly fucking shit.

Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

FIRST POST BEST POST

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

this is almost out of stock on amazon
What the fuck?

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

tfw i love the n64 controller

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

there is nothing to love about it, sega did it all better

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

I just wanted to point out the obvious.

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

cant use the l button, dpad, z button, and analogue stick at the same time
shitty stick
The gamecube controller was infinitly better

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

I know. Im a fuck.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

sausage fingers

Hudson White
Hudson White

filename
Handjobs, hundreds of handjobs.

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

not video games

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

Maybe she injects fat tissue directly into them so she can claim body positivity.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

video game peripherals
not video games
Good one.

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

Sorry bro, your joypad has cancer

keyboard is a shitty blue lamp.
Also why people post a smashed mouse as a controller?

David Morales
David Morales

that image
What in the actual fuck is that?

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Memes aside, has anyone here ever owned a "here's your controller bro"-tier controller? Did it give you any advantage on a specific game?

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

/thread
FUCK YOU

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

here's your controller bro

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

Anyone got the UFO router with like 6 or so antennae

James Allen
James Allen

Most gamer crap is ugly fucking shit.
Especially yellow tinted glasses.

Aiden James
Aiden James

I'd torpedo my beaner wiener straight into her unholy muzzie must cave of tepid testicle tickles, honestly.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

Stand back

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

How come your mom lets you have TWO wheels?

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

You're beaner wiener's gonna get just as fucked, tbqhwy fam.

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

DOOL WHEELED

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

I'd like to see you tiny nerds take her on.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

It's okay user, I CAN TAKE IT.
It's cultural enrichment, she can't possibly resist! She actually had a screencap of me shitposting on the Totinos Twitter account
I should have talked to her more and see what she's like in person
Then I'll handcuff her and tattoo the gamergate logo as a tramp stamp

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

???

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

Shiet

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

ah, the black bamboo sapling mouse. truly an example of masterful craftsmanship.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

Meet Zoe Quinn
Say hello
he screams rape
he dies of a heart attack just by being in my patriarchal presence
Pssh, nothin' personell kid

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

emptyhero pls.

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

Then you fuck the corpse

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Is that a fat joke?

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

Remember this masterpiece?

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

She's honestly got nothing on a lot of the other cunts or trannies in anti-GG. She's a boring-looking moocow but she's such a failure at life that she isn't even good at being ugly, frankly

lel, she'd fold like a bad poker hand if some dude gave her a good pimpslap. I've seen her type a number of times before - they can sort of dish it out, but they REALLY can't take it.

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

Haha, I can guarantee you I'm a Full Villain. Full of semen
Nerds are candy. She will eat you.

John Foster
John Foster

I would never disrespect a great person

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

All razer shit

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

It's a bike horn, obviously.

Win a game, give a few honks.
Lose a game, give a few honks.
Annoying a opponent, give a few honks.
Support a teammate, give a few honks.
Beat the game, give a few honks.
Driving a car and someones in your way, give a few honks.
In game character starts swearing while there's a child in the room, give a few honks.
Clowning around, give a few honks.
Get a critical, give a few honks.
Awesome in game music beat, give a few honks (to the beat).
Fellow house occupants get at angry at the constant noise, give a few honks.

As you can see this device is as multi-functional as the vuvuzela from the South African 2010 FIFA Cup.

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

Anyone got the chingchong face desktop tower? It was something like but maybe older I think.

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

the vuvuzela from the South African 2010 FIFA Cup.
Another fucking "cultural" thing the west could do without.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

unfortunately yes

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

that fucking arm

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

And you thought Popeye was joking.

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

Honestly surprise the tattoo artist managed to get a flat enough surface to ink on.

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

ASCIISphere 360
kek
The 1st one looks like a nasty buttplug. The 2nd one looks like it had edges.

This one?

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

Yeah, that one.

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

Long hanging fruit at this point. Hating the N64 Controller has become a bigger meme than hating the Xbox Duke Controller

William Cook
William Cook

I make it a mission in life to "accidentally" knock the vuvuzela into the user's mouth or face while passing them by

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

In all seriousness she probably got that shit back when she was a disgusting skellington doing photo shoots for suicide girls or whatever the fuck that degenerate "emo naked girls" site is/was called. Unofrtunately I can't scrub that shit from memory but she looked like back in the day she was maybe 80 pounds.
Also, she was SUPER hideous. I don't know how, but even though she's an ugly whore today, getting fatter made her less horrifying than the walking disaster of bones she was before. She basically switched sides of the spectrum when metabolism finally said "nah fuck it, i'm done."

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

I bet the australians did this

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

AFAIK it was some cheap rip-off of suicide grills.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

tfw you really wanted this boomerang controller was real

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

1st pic
What is the reasoning for the design of that keyboard? Did they think people would type faster vertically with their palms facing inwards?

Jackson Garcia
Jackson Garcia

tfw i have that exact keyboard
it was a cheap chink knockoff

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

it's for people with RSI and shit. having your hands vertical instead of horizontal (twisted) causes less stress on the muscles and nerves (if you have an entraped nerve)

John James
John James

You mean for mutants and the weak

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

I saw this recently and thought it was odd.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

no numpad
no page down, up, or home or end keys
no F number keys
jesus christ, and that's even ignoring the lack of any obvious way of connecting it together. Maybe magnets.

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

anon did you break your keyboard again

Christian Ortiz
Christian Ortiz

that's not even a terribly bad idea, but like said, it's still missing a few things.

James Evans
James Evans

Typing with your fingers on F and D is a meme. I can type at 90wpm and I use the 2 finger method.

Blake Williams
Blake Williams

F and J*, sorry

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

no fucking arrow keys
I was going to say that thing would be decent for platformers, but nope.

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

90wpm
If you're not in the 100 club, get off the porch and die

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

I can type at 90wpm
Whoa what's your k:d

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

15:1 nigger

Brody Miller
Brody Miller

15 whites to one nigger? That's abysmal!

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

Specially for Hitler.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

B L E A C H E D . C O M

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

I use the 2 finger method
I used that method on you're mom last night. :^)

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

This x100000000000

Jace James
Jace James

and yet the duke is coming back for xbone and PC

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

Spoiler your porn you degenerate, this is a worksafe board

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

Go away Zoey

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

Windows 10-specific
gay

Thomas King
Thomas King

I had this controller, it was magical, i would also talk to it and talk back as spongebob to piss my bro off until he became red in the face and violent.

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

she would be solid 7/10 if she wasnt fat

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

but I press the y key with my left hand and the b key with my right

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Nah, 6-6.5 at best

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Hey bro, wanna play some Contra?

John Thompson
John Thompson

OS specific gamepads
God damn it kikesoft

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

2 L1 buttons
Megadrive Layout
That sphere
let me guess
Madcatz

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

I've used both of these personally.
The Luom G10 is actually excellent but generally outclassed by Steelseries or Logitech mice in the same price range.
The Estone X7 is a generic mouse you can find 100 different versions of and feels like the height of cheap Chinese knock-off shit, but it's actually a really great mouse considering you can get one for less than $5.

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

Here, bro; let's play some GoldenEye. Sorry, this is the only other controller that I have.
tfw this was me; I still have two of these

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

I bought a rat just because previously I owned a G9 and loved it. For some reason I got it in my head that the stupider looking the mouse the better it will be. Not only was it an uncomfortable piece of shit the laser constantly malfunctioned and would just float around wherever.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

That's the Doppler radar dish off a fucking Metal Gear.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

insert picture of that one anime with retarded football heads here

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

Assmad Gamergaters get out.

James Foster
James Foster

The official keyboard of the Night Lords legion. Little red bat wings sold separately.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Here's your controller bro

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

lol eat shit
What in the goddamn happened here

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Sure thing bro, I can suck at every NES game with this controller!

Is this one of those special one handed controllers?

I know this was for Phantasy Star Online, but does the keyboard work with any other game like say, Animal Crossing?

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

Is this one of those special one handed controllers?
Yes. With that you can finally play video games and masturbate at the same time.

You can truly live the dream.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

but does the keyboard work with any other game like say, Animal Crossing?
Yes.

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

Well actually, there's a big ole asterisk on that as if I remember right, it ONLY works on certain region games.

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

you're mom
you are mom
did you fuck him user? That's gay you know.

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

Shut you're mouth before you say something retarded like this. I bet your clinically retarded to make such a completely pallid post.

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

She actually used her betabux to get work done on her tits and ass.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

what is that a federation ship?

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

This thing was great. I played the whole Warcraft 3 campaign with it.

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