Luka irl

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Luka irl

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Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

totally.
I get anxious just looking at them holy hell
That sounds like horror my leg ingled at the thought of that ;-;

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

is he in like a broomcloset makeshift bedroom?

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Sorry. I'll refrain from mentioning your teenie weenie.

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

It's obviously a basement.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

I've no clue.
I was trying to find the .webm Guero always posts of "I'm a piece of human garbage" on YouTube but that was the only one I could find.
Equally hilarious.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

why'd you need those anyway?
I though they were over as a kid

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

it still kinda works btw hmmph

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

You know how with puppies and kittens their umbilical cords just slowly shrivel up until they fall off of them?
That's the image that comes to mind.

Kayden James
Kayden James

Let it be known that Gilligan thinks about Elma's penis.

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

your peepee will never just slowly shrivel up until it falls off you.

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

just cut it off

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

Good idea.
I'll use the rusty garden sheers.

Evan Morris
Evan Morris

bind it with a rubber band first

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I am lacking in something, they need to find out what

William Sanders
William Sanders

I tried to Google what I was talking about that but that was a big mistake.
I ended up on some site talking about keeping babies' shriveled up umbilical cords after they fall off as keepsakes.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

Are hair ties good enough? I have, like, a million of those.

James Howard
James Howard

This kinda reminds me of the pain series, good times

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

no

but give me some of the hair ties

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

I never had a kitten or puppy, so no.

It happens more often than you think.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Why would you want a faggot fail trap's hair ties?

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

You need to use the heavy duty like broccoli bands.

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

gee maybe i need them for my hair

no i want to cum on them

Charles Green
Charles Green

placenta prints

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

oh, I hope it's not too severe.

Enjoy now it's over though.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Gilligan, no.

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

It looks like beef jerky.

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

you prolly just have anemia or something. get yourself some iron supplements.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

Gross.

Welma, can we buy some broccoli?

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

I don't see why not... I'm not using that method though so good luck~

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

I only will if you'll help me.
I'm actually really squeamish.

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

I'm not cutting off anything from anyone. Go to the doctor. You're in Canada for crying out loud.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

I've gazed into the deepest pits of hell.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

It would actually look pretty appetizing if I didn't know what it was. I'd eat cured meat in a heart shape all day long.

Jordan King
Jordan King

someone recommend me a hoodie

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

That is entirely the intent, don't worry.

:>

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

one with a hood

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

One that doesn't make you look like an autistic weeaboo.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

It's more of a ::> I guess.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Winter-2015-Korean-Winter-Cute-Cardigans-Panda-Plush-Batwing-sleeve-Female-students-Outwear-Hoodies-Plus-size/32470382589.html?spm=2114.30010208.3.173.QQ9beo&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=d337dd59-218e-4db8-90e0-b1b462adbe3e

But get it for me.

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

:O

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

Stress levels critical

[Deploying tactical wine]

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

If I can get a referral then I can get most of it done for free.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

Nice. I need to save up like 7800 for some... stuff.

David Thomas
David Thomas

colours welma! colours!

?

once I figure out how to get payment from ned to can etc

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pattern-Women-Sleeves-Sweatshirt-Hoodies/dp/B018G6B6LQ/

this is my favourite

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

I like purple a lot and black is always good for a hoodie.

James Perry
James Perry

I learned a lot today

like my belief in pastries being good strengthened
and compooper stuff
and improving pixmakings
and that my teams in league are bunga

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

Just get a hoodie that doesn't have autistic animals themes or look like some shitty outfit from garbage chinese cartoons.
Get something socially acceptable.

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

Can I be nosy?

Your bank doesn't do it automatically?

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

what about the cappu???????????

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

cappu is great for everythinb butI already knew that

garee really hated my cappu he said he would dump itout when I was not looking and stuff like that

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Da monstah!!!!!

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

that's pretty nice, but i have too much black

purple!

humm, so hip hop?

no..
I googled and their service said it's only bound to dutch bills etc.
and that site doesn't allow paypall (yet)

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

Fucking rip.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Welp, hangoverblues gone, relatively 'sane' again.

How is everyone?

Can't find clean pjs
Have to wear super old sister pjs
The shame runs deep

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

Not here, but it's all typical stuff.

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

Tokai is the greatest mixed race pussyholefuccboishemaletrapster this side of the world.
Have respect.

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

You are a mess.
I will feel that shame this weekend in a field in Bramham park.

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

are you upset with me

Dominic James
Dominic James

Are they cute at least?

Fair enough.

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

Oh god, that mandy morbid though
she pretty lit
freakster
good for tugging

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

Should I be?

Dude, at least she is breathing!

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

My body was not prepared for rockband
Got down on it fora couple of hours and it's still pretty easy to play on expert
but after my sleep it's pretty hard to walk
legs are sore s FUCK

whats up with you threadders today

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

Anyone seen Letterkenny?

Yeah, I think I need to make the switch back to weed again. ;-;

What is Bramham park and what is in it?

Yep, but they don't look cute on me.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

doesnt matter if you should be or not

are you

Samuel King
Samuel King

my credit cards not in debt anymore and my parents arent g onna find out and kill me

the lady even gave me 35 dollars into my account

yatta

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

I don't want to ask....

No. Did you do something that I am unaware of?

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

That would be a concerning gif if that was not the case.

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

~Senpai~

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

no nevermind

how are you

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

It is a huge swathe of land in Yorkshire, and is the location of the Leeds Festival.
Heh, yeah, I cant forsee weed making the shame. Much.

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

You'd be surprised how much that kick pedal takes out of you
real sets are alot worse because you have to worry about the hi-hat pedal too

you are

'test'

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

Pics of jammies?

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

Mandy!

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

What did you do, Georgie?

Yeah I suppose I believe that. Driving a manual can end up making your leg tired, so I can understand.

Also, what?

Yes, love?

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

harassed you yesterday

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

MORE LETTERKENNY

Festival
Be sure to take pics of chavs in K-Holes.

Later. ._.'

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Humans are disgusting.

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

How's it going?

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

buuut there are other sites like it, some who do accept paypal, they just always have less stuff.

but I've seen some cat thing I've been meaning to send you over there.

ehheh
thank you

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

https://www.amazon.com/Winter-Whatever-Beanie-Hat-Skully/dp/B00HGAR6JU/ref=sr_1_13?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1471902092&sr=1-13&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=beanie

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

That's all? You haven't been around me often enough lately, you seem to think I have thin skin or am easily annoyed or something.

No, I am good. But there is this chick that is constantly harassing me about going out for a drink and a blowjob though, which is annoying. How about yous?

As above. Yourself?

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

you are test right?

Maybe you are mandy
but I can't get that from the pictures

And it wouldn't be so bad if they were muscles I worked out but i haven't been working pedals in near a year and a half now
I still have my kit in my room but I can't playt it hear
much too loud

you playany instruments user san?

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

is smiles here?

William Young
William Young

lmao, I will try to. Who knows what will happen. My friend better not be a fiend though.
As much as I love doing narcotics, I really dont fancy sddoing any at this festival. Booze is enough for me.

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

you wanna get disgusting with me?

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

ok nice!

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

I am Mandy, love.

I didn't know you played drums. You are a man of many talents, you know that?

And nothing well.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

hey there
Im smiling : ^ )

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

similar issues surprisingly

miss money

but im better off than i was before

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Is this directed at me?

Go get ya BJ, man.
Or come here and get one.

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

AM I KAWAII NOW, RIN?

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

Are you Jack Black?

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

im gonna get outta here bard
could you tell smiles if you see him that he really saved my ass
so yatta to him

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

lol

Ayden James
Ayden James

10/10

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

no
https://www.amazon.com/Winter-Whatever-Beanie-Hat-Snapback/dp/B01BFF0KBM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_193_4?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=HEXEYZ619ED2DYX8T3TZ

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Are you jeff rosenstock

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

*salivates all over you* bLLBlereghghh
hahahaha!! Y-your turn :p

If you lived here I would hang out with you irl
You're so styling

I knew it!
I love all instruments!
Can't quite afford them ahaha
the only ones I'm decent at are guitar bass and drums but I fucks with everything I can get my hand on
recently acquired another keyboard and my piano is still at my best friends house
however he has a no contact order placed on him by his brother untill the brother gets sent awayu to prison
sso I can't play on it

what are yoy up to today buddy

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Oh. I might have gotten it.
Was only 2 bucks.

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

YOU ARE A FUCKING MESS SCANNER-SAMA-SAN
I am glad I am aware of your existence.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

bLLBlereghghhbLLBlereghghh *lick*

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Damn ikt you're a freacccc ;)

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Dude money is amazing! At least not worrying about it. Also, you need to stop being around that type of negativity. Blowjobs are not cool.

Na no blowjob for me. It isn't worth it, man.

A no contact order? Jesus, that sounds interesting.

And not much, just got off work. Eating some Pumpkin Spice LIfe. That shit is awesome, man. How about you? Doing any cool shit?

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Still. Come here and get the full experience.

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

in that case i cant decide between

https://www.amazon.com/Bad-Hair-Day-Beanie-Hat/dp/B0169LZC8S/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

or

https://www.amazon.com/Winter-Whatever-Beanie-Hat-Skully/dp/B00HGAR6JU/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1471902498&sr=1-5&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=weirdo+beanie
i am generally a source of negativity myself so who am i to judge

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

I live the pumpkin spice life everyday

haha is that some kind of
mocha lotte ccino
sounds prettty tasty but
well
october isn't here yet~ :p

hope work wasn't too rough on you

I just woke up personally
waiting on two friends
one to bring my buddha and burn a bit and my best friend to try to play some rockband ith
but the damned guitar controller is giving me issues

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

But I just want to lay down....

Bullshit, bud.

Fuck yeah! I am all about that life.

And no, it is actual Pumpkin Spice Life! It is amazing.

Work was surprisingly alright. Got down in just the right time.

Dude I love guitar hero, personally. Not so much for the difficulty, but just playing the songs. I enjoy music, and interactive music is sweet.

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

https://www.amazon.com/Weirdo-Beanie-Embroidered-Text-BLACK/dp/B00O40PBCY/ref=pd_rhf_dp_p_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=M8BQG1V3HFQW601RJ3ZF
you dont see my bad side

much

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

What's in it for me?

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Well, just lie down with me.
I might nap soon. I could use a cuddle buddy.

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

Show me.

That I could do.

Evan Green
Evan Green

thisisjustatribute.webm

I AIM TO PLEASE

I wouldn't be caught dead in sunglasses, sadly.

Probably we'd get drunk/stoned and discuss the finest facets of Insane Clown Posse.

Would you have me in any other way?
I'm killing it, I'm the king of mess.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Wonderful.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

what do you want
no

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

I don't know.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

Beer?

Well you are no fun. You know that?

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

i also hear this often

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

Its like a mighty boosh character come to life.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

https://www.amazon.com/Southpole-Active-Basic-Jogger-Fleece/dp/B00LGRXL2K/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1471902831&sr=1-5&nodeID=7147441011&keywords=joggers

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Well shit. Also, up for a commission?

Adrian Parker
Adrian Parker

I could pick some up.

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

~

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

what are you looking for

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

I guess I'll collect later.
Order placed.

David Campbell
David Campbell

People have stated I would end up like 'The Crack Fox' from Boosh.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

which

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Just no piss.

Remember when I was talking about the paintjob on my bike? Kind of the tanks stuffs. Some knotwork and some writing.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Bad Hair Day and Whatever.

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

alright ill need measurements and what you want in writing

also maybe an example of the font youd like
both!? damn yo

which address

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

I just sent it here.

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

I'm glad yuou share that sentiment
guitar hero wwas what totally got me into music
and I mean
life sucks
but Life i delicious

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

That fox sir, was none other than me.... the crack fox....

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

WhoOOp WHoOoOoP Homir!?!!!

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

I'll get it worked out a bit and send you some stuff.

I'll require a blowjob in return.

It is like we are fucking soul brothers, my nigga.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

no rush mandy you always have me on steam
okie dokie

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

I might shower and nap if you'd like to join.

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

youre supposed to pay me
Michael should be home soon

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Shit, but I am not going to give YOU a blowjob....

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

michael

suddenly I have the Franz Ferdinand song whizzing in my head.

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

Also, I gotta start saying hello back.
feels are important fam.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

then what is this

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

What?

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Anal beads?

William Richardson
William Richardson

Grape juice
Is dat some lean? ._.'

Isaac Turner
Isaac Turner

Did you even read your picture?

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

id prefer a plug

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

Welp, off to bed with me!

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

4s

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

Oh. I did not make the connection that you were talking about that.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

Nighty scanner

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

What? No, I meant that picture..looked like beads.

I'll pay you, no worries.

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

you've never talked to me like this before.... ..////.

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

https://www.amazon.com/DOPE-Cryptic-Camo-Sweatpants-XXX-Large/dp/B0161X0P9K/ref=sr_1_57?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1471903645&sr=1-57&nodeID=7141123011&keywords=dope+sweatpants
i dont doubt it

again take your time there's no rush i have several things to work on

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

Is this a bad thing then?

It isn't going to involve me cumming for you though.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

thats a pity

i guess ill have to settle for money

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Tell me you don't want those pants.

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

yeah i fuckin do

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

when the memes bring you back from the verge of a panic attack.

I rely too much on the memes.
I am an addict
its time to stop

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

Someone needs to buy you so many pairs of jeans that you can never find anything else in your wardrobe.

Eli James
Eli James

not cumming for a commission
What are you, gay?

Samuel Wilson
Samuel Wilson

Gonna put your money where yo mouth is

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

the cummies are free. my art will cost you
jeans are too tough of a material of me. i prefer something softer

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

I meant, like, the other guy.
Do you not accept payment in cummies?

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

i need to buy a sign that says not to ring my doorbell when the beast is sleeping

Logan Green
Logan Green

Can't. You have to pay back student loans eventually.

During the summer I mostly wear khaki shorts.

If I were to wear polos I might even look preppy, but luckily I wear t-shirts.

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

the beast is sleeping

I was going to make a dick joke but nothing really worked.

Dylan Bennett
Dylan Bennett

Not if you dont earn over certain amount in 25 years... atleast in glorious socialist republic of great bretagne

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

no
basketball shorts for me

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Flan

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

I'd ring it anyway.
At least 7 times per visit.

And play ding dong ditch.

Oh.
My bad.

Serves me for trying to be your wingmate.

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

plsno
a healthy bebop needs his sleep several times a day

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Same.

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

So be it.

You will cummies for me?

Tyler Turner
Tyler Turner

cummies

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

i didnt ask for you help
i would expect for you to return the favor

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

I made my 2nd appointment^^

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

I made my 2nd appointment^^

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

8ch, how dare you!?JQPWoeihvqpoer9uhvqpwu49ht

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

and clearly made your double post

Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

hm, yes. quite *tips monocle*

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

and the linking
tsk tsk

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Good job!
Simultaneously proud for you and jealous of you.
Send help.

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LINKS

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

Only you can help yourself, baka.

Shia_Just do it.wmv

N-nooo :(

Julian Rogers
Julian Rogers

Its too late welma
now

David Cooper
David Cooper

I can't. I lost my lips recently in a freak paper shredder accident.

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

Wow, thats how my vagina died

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

?

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

My renewed health card will arrive in a few weeks.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

I can only hope nobody's called him buttface within earshot.

John Evans
John Evans

What a tragic coincidence :(

lol sphincter faec

Noice. How long is the walk?

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Hence why I am now a man. Robbed. Of my lucious beef curtains.

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

tfw even these threads are more "interesting" than the ones on /b/

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

are girly boys really boys or are they girls or are they so much girl that they become girl or do they just have trouble

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

To pick up my health card?
It'll be mailed to me.

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

Well I mean beef is bad for you so no harm no foul.

No, to the doctors. It just seems like you walk way more than me even.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

About half an hour walk from my house.

Maybe two-three hours to walk all the way to the hospital, if I need to go there for some reason.

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

Meat is murder...

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

There are other boards on 4chins. Surely you have other interests outside of shitposting.

Too much thinking. Just call people whatever they want to be called.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

You're a hero you know

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

I never visited another board without cross board invasion in the past 11 years.

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

are you asking for a friend

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

yes

David Ross
David Ross

Neither have been of much interest.

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

...Thank you.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Jeebus.

Do you not get rides from your family? I'm under the assumption you still live with them. No offense.

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

talking to a friend on discord and he calls me "big gun guy"

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

If I need it, yeah.

Most of my family live in town.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Well nevermind then.

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

carrion

he must have seen

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

I ended up reminiscing about the old times in a furfag thread
At least I'm not alone

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

I couldn't imagine living close to family.

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

Only person I recall from those threads was 'WAT', as I stole his alias from him.

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Well.
When/If I ever go back to school, I'll probably be moving.

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

why do mosquitos even exist

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

There ya go^^

To transmit diseases.

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

Week before internship begins and my fucking phone dies again IT HAD THE ENTIRE SUMMER VACATION TO BREAK AND GET FIXED

Anthony Hall
Anthony Hall

gotta stop trying to make sense of posts that get made while I'm gone. you people are all so fucking weird.

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Why would you try in the first place?

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

but thats mean

I-I'm not weird

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Chinatsu kawaii desu

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Clean the bathroom mom says
it'll be fun mom says

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Because they like to suck and eat you out alive. :^)

I don't want to be an adult, or do adulting things.
Hmph.

Hi, Rin.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

to bite you

remind you what it is to be alive

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

Fuck off cupcake jeez get over yourdelf

Parker Cruz
Parker Cruz

I thought this once I'd see what happens while I'm gone.

never again, darwin. never again.

also your conversation with mordin after I went to bed last night was fucking hilarious. dude just did not understand what you were saying at all

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

I don't see any name or avatarfags now in any threads
Its porn dumps and bad jokes with a hint of stale memes
Its depressing.

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

I'm sorry you feel that way, but that's life.

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

Is this truly Jack? From the old days?

Levi White
Levi White

tokai you're pretty weird, but you're cute so I'll let it slide.
well hey there, cutie.
hello cupcake.
fuck off cupcake
sorry loco.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

he's been around a bunch, tracer. he's the only Hungarian.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

When my mom tells me to clean things she usually ends up cleaning them because I smack her across the face and call her a stupid cunt.

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

Later gang.
Time for sleep.
Time for ni ni
Please bless me with (you)

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

bye

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

goodnight, scoots

David Cox
David Cox

I think I should break up with Erin and start a relationship with my bed.
It's just so comfy.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Hey~

What show were you watching?

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

I'm in the process of making five gallons of beer.

Just need to sanitize everything.

Simply enjoying his lamentation for "Winning".

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

..I don't want them to do that

I don't need a reminder! I live everyday

how am I weird?! if anything, you're the weirdo!

ninini

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Do it.

David Martinez
David Martinez

Do I know you tho
If you are here it means we were enemies

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

hbo show called "vice principals" it's hilarious.
that sounds like a lot of fun, even though I don't drink beer. what kind are you making?

he's mellowed out a lot since the old days, it seems. even talks to me occasionally.
I never said I wasn't a weirdo.

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

Teach me to adult.

I'll cup your cake.

Nini, Scoots.

doityouwont

So put up a no mosquitoes sign.
I'm sure they'll listen and respect your request.

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

try it nerd, just see what happens.

William Morris
William Morris

I had to explain it afterward.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

I figured. I could feel your frustration oozing out of your posts. ah well, at least he's cuter than I am.

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

huh why are you weird?

I killed one, maybe it's their leader

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

We know what happens.

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Enemies hardly converse in such a relaxed fashion. Nor do they forget each other.

I enjoyed the Lager I made last time. Going to try for an ale, maybe add some honey to it.

Lost a few people to talk at, I suppose.

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

Hmmmm. I don't get HBO. I liked Community though!

Well, you work really hard to barely get what you set out to get because rent and utilities and cellphones and bills get in the way.

Basically.

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

I miss teen girling over dylan frost
but he's so bogan now

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

I am already with my bed right now

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

Until we get fed up and become a tree ornament?

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

I assure you there were no ulterior motives behind my suggestion.

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

you tell me, you're the one who accused me of such a horrible thing.
you keep peeing on sticks and shoving them in my face and I might have to smack you.
community wasn't hbo you silly. it was one of the best shows ever though.
that sounds pretty delicious, almost makes me wish I could stand the taste of beer. my brother is trying to help me get into it. I tried some ciders that he said were really close to beer and I liked them, so I guess that's something.

I suppose
you crafty hawk.
where do you suppose they went?

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

2011 libyan betrayal

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

2016 european anger

Easton Young
Easton Young

Close. You decide not to do that then the world becomes all yours to profit from and you suddenly have goals and stuff.

Iunno. that's how it went down for me at least. You're Canadian so I don't think it works the same.

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

was

I'm still on like episode 4 lol

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

but you accused us of all off horificality!!

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

You can't steal me from my bed any more than you could from Erin.
You don't even have pillows.

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

oh? man I wish I could experience community for the first time again. the first three seasons were so good I nearly cried.
then season four...ugh. still worth a single watch, but man what a dip. then the rest of the seasons are pretty good.
nah I don't think so, sport.

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

I'll pee on you and then shove you into the sticks face.

I'm not strong enough for that.
So I just go from one coping mechanism to the other.

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

oh maddie has pillows. tiny ones, but they there alright.

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

this will earn you many smacks indeed.

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

Fun Fact: Tokai eats his own cum

Aiden James
Aiden James

It's a Monday, so I get a sundae!

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

It's necessary to drink it a few dozen times to get to enjoy the taste.

Of the few I paid attention to, some got married, some moved away, some lost jobs and some just decided to leave and never came back.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

I'm a sport?

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

ur huge butt is a pillow

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

fun fact tokai uses his hair ask makeshift bondage restraints

Ayden James
Ayden James

DON'T

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

you from erin? no, no I'd want Erin.

I can buy more pillows but I'm not sure how that's relevant.

I'll never get that far.

oh. well that saddens me and I wish you luck.

SHUSH

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

By the way
Yall have to admit that this is barely entertaining at all. This place is like a McDonalds of an online social commune
Easy to digest posts which you forget right away after reading. Scrolling up and down like a bad fagbook newsfeed.
/b/ has no communities. Even I could get a few random lads to reply and join in for half a thread.
So why not break out and return from whence you came from? The fuck ya have to lose? You can win over new faces, hell might shake a bad dead board and earn INTERNET FAME

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

it's how he stays so cute.

hi soto.
that's not how that works.
oh you meant like, real life people? that's even worse. sorry for your loss. I've really only had one real life friend since high school, but he's a good one. would suck hardcore if something happened there.
you sure are, champ.
shush.
you will when we watch them together

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

:3c

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

I'll make sure you're tied down or something.

Do you not?

This post is false, and is purely a fabrication.

Thanks.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

we're all too old for that, and the youngins aren't stirring up shit like the old days. what can we do, jack. what can we do?

David Hall
David Hall

How would you know? You don't go to school anymore!

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

My waifu is beyond loyal to me and if we break up we're both going to an hero probably.

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

No no, the few I talked to from threads, communities and websites that I conversed with. I'd say it's gone down about 60%.

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

stop being so cute, you're going to give me a heart attack.
you're just adding to the inevitable smack count.
you still go to school? what a fukken nerd.
ah. well, that's still a bummer. but I guess that's just how it works. like right now the main group of people I talk to is vastly different from a few years ago. hell, I talk to you way more than I ever thought I would. we're practically old chums at this point.

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

Cupcake?
Moar liek Cupbonkadonk

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

i didnt even do it for a month

wtf

I won??!?!

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

LOCO.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

Good for you^^

That wasn't even cute. That was like Nin-tier at best.

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

:stopbully:
you sure did buddy. here's your reward by the way. replace that horrible one you have.

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

B-But

Hi Buttercup
How's life?

I dont

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

I dunno. you're pretty cute.

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

What

it's her fucking job to clean shit

bitch oversteps bitch gets smacked

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

not as horrible as it has been, actually. how about you?

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

With your tiny little bitch arms?
I'm not worried.

What are you, gay?

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Your subjective opinions are probably false.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

my arms are not tiny or bitch tier! you little brat.

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

I tried to be the few that finally left this place for good...but something calls me to this place and I can't ignore it...

I wish my entire life would just replay high school years over and over again. Those wren't the greatest times, but at least i was happier and wasn't a tripfag!

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

What you do here. Old faces will show up too, they always do for me. Just make a thread like this and see what happens
What difference does it make, having inane chatter here, or there

I'm not banned from here yet so looks like they can
At least from one side

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

It's a shame. But more than likely necessary for their lives to return to a norm. So I didn't worry too harshly about it.

Way more than I ever thought I would
You've such an impression over a few short weeks?

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

I have ample evidence suggesting otherwise, but lucky for you I intend to keep it for myself.

Joshua White
Joshua White

owh yay, Imma keep that.
imma buddy holly?

hm?

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

I'm just super weird that way. surely you've noticed.

James Reyes
James Reyes

Come live with us if you want.
Wiggle was a song about you.
Because you have a big butt.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Even with skin as soft and fair as mine, I bet you can't leave a mark.

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

The implication was that I never considered you an enemy, or a threat, at that.

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

SHHH

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

hbo show called "vice principals"
It's kind of eh.
I just watch it because it comes on before Last Week Tonight.

James Thompson
James Thompson

No thank you.

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

I've known much more in the "Weird" category in my travels.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

but you love being a tripfag.
well you're the one who was calling for the nukes to be launched, geez.
what about buddy holly?
no it wasn't. hush.
I'll show you. I'll show your dumdum smug little face.
make me.
you think everything I like is kinda "eh"
my dad and I are loving it.

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

I don't doubt it for a second.

Alexander King
Alexander King

Knights of Sidonia is kind of weird btw.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

I've plenty of stories, shame I'm too lazy to share.

Don't like discussing much about personal life anyway.

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

You corrupted me...and I was just a college freshman...

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

I like it mainly for the guy from Justified.

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

Please don't.
You'll only embarrass yourself with your girly little spaghetti flaps.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

understand completely. I'll just use my imagination. calvin and hobbes taught me that.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

you said buddy, but buddy holly sounds way better

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

you old ponies constantly blame me for everything.
yeah he's fantastic. I'm a big fan of danny mcbride as well.
rin you are really pushin' your luck here.

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

jack daniels is okai

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Normally naughty girls get punished.

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Wouldn't admit to many others that a comic taught you life lessons.

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Time for death gun?

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

Okay, maybe it was just trap threads in general, but still....I'm afraid you'll have to pay for your sins eventually.

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

I can't.

You don't like genderless neru people?

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

Well then, you are a twat.

Nukes of lulz
But as you can see these boring as fuck pricks won't listen
How much of a lazy prick you have to be for this shit

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

I kind of miss those two shows: Justified and Longmire were great.

Brody Price
Brody Price

Eatting and cleaning, then yes.

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

<3

I'm adorable btw

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

You're a sad shell of what you used to be.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Guess I should eat, too.

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

hello, squash. did you need some of my attention as well?
and you're pretty damn close so you better stop!
well it was a joke, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to admit learning a thing or two from one as amazing as calvin and hobbes.
of course. I'll see you all in hell with me.
exactly. guess you'll just have to take it then, won't you?
I dunno jack. you're here with us, so I guess you're in the same boat.
I still need to watch justified, actually.
it's on my list.

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

His shell is his turtleneck

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Should say Bill Watterson, then.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Only if you lick me like that staryu .///.

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

if I wasn't so tired and tipsy I'd dance etc
i love this noise

Jordan Turner
Jordan Turner

I meant in THIS plain of existence!

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

Jack Daniels is garbage tier bourbon.
It's not even being a snob; it's just bad bourbon.
Get Maker's Mark for about the same price or spend a little more for Knob Creek.
No idea what gets exported to you but both of those are owned by Beam so if you get Jim Beam, you can probably find it.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

plain of existence

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

How would you even punish me with your scrawny little twigs anyway?

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

I like lots of things but I'm not sure what to do think about this.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

whats that taste like?

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

who's that? I'm kidding
I suppose that could be arranged.
yeah blue album is good stuff. their last two albums were actually really good as well.
impossible.
I'll use my paddle.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

bourbon

Henry Long
Henry Long

Jack Daniels isn't bourbon.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Get Maker's Mark

very much this, tokai.

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

Well keep watching it then. Or don't.

I don't know.

Let me call your dad now.

Daniel King
Daniel King

Knob Creek is superior.

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Must be a really light paddle for your arms to hold it.

Make sure you don't break the poor thing.

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

I told you no, maddie.

Isaac Reyes
Isaac Reyes

ur a knob creek.

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

Everything went to shit. All the communities, /b/ itself, all the tools, user, everything. If you think I was ever powerful enough to stand my ground against all that alone and remain the same, well, thanks. None of us could, none of us did.

You know what
Fuck this shit. I'll go start the new animu roleplay bullshit then. If I don't have fuckin' enemies I'll create it
2 months tops and I'll have dozens of underlings again

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

I've actually never had that. I'll have to try it.

William Rogers
William Rogers

I'm capping it for you remember?

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

Quiet, infidel.

Science makes everything possible.

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

Alright, alright...

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

you are particularly bratty today.
best of luck jack. if you get something going I call dibs on being your second in command.
you science people all keep saying that but there's nothing about your precious science in my bible.
at least for now

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

Oh.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Admitting that I'm superior

How poetic.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

hmm they have it https://www.gall.nl/shop/720011-makers-mark-70cl/

I'm learning my guitar stuff again, maybe I can do that stuff!

ewwwI hate the bourbons, they raped europe

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

who's to say if you are or aren't. everyone is pretty equal online.

David Turner
David Turner

go to sleep!!!

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

I plead the fifth.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

but tokai you love rape

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

they have pretty simple chords I think, just don't try the solos yet.
which means yes.

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

Despondent.

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

You did, when you said I was akin to Knob Creek.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

New Game! tho.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

you know damn well that isn't what I was saying. always twisting my words around, you dirty word twister.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

that picture omg
pretty much me with whoever I would date.

anyways
you don't hit your mother.

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

It's good, like a mix of old light grey and dark grey morality and small town politics.
Great characters and good pacing for a series.

Bourbon is just less dry and a hint sweeter than scotch.

Jack Daniels' is a bourbon that just has a legislative clause to get in marketed as "Tennessee Whiskey".
It's a bourbon by definition, "Tennessee Whiskey" by marketing. Jack Daniel's is even sold as a bourbon internationally.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

What about the Qu'ran? I'm sure Mohammed had the right idea...

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Hah.

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

New Game is an anime about vidya like K-On was about Music.

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

yeah but cuter

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

forefull sex isn;t the same..

I'm not trying the chords I think, I tried many but most I just can't reach cause I got tiny fingers. I just discover sound on my own since then

noooo

I think that'd be better for me then.. I cough everytime I drink this, but not as much as the scottish stuff

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

How sad. It is sad. Can't pin the blame on me tho
But just ya watch. Fuck I'm bored enough to post here for hours, I'll create something new.

With an olde animu folder of my own and a board with tens of thousands of bored anons, nothing could go wrong.
I'm hyped, gonna start this first thing tomorrow

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

yeah it comes highly recommended from other sources as well. might have to make it my next thing to watch.
the child rapist had the right idea? interesting.
hmm.

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

you should get a smaller guitar, little girl.
tens of thousands? the hell board are you going to?

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

It means either answer I give sends a bad message so I don't want to answer.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

these pics are really cute

But yeah you're right. she hits me.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

It must be nice being able to enjoy things or such meandering quality.
I'm jealous.

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

You will forget EVERYTHING said today, capish?

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

I"M JACK AND I"M GOING TO GET MY RP WAGE SLAVES TO COME AND RATTLE THE RAFTERS OF ANIMUS

GET READY FOLKS I"TS GOING TO BE A DOOZY

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

John Carter
John Carter

A modified bourbon isn't a bourbon, in my book.

Go for it.

Hm.

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

it's been so long.

Kevin James
Kevin James

I can't do the noise I want on the ukelele!!
that's for other times.

and I'm, no little girl!!!

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

you are the littlest girl here.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

I must go now...the sundae serving will begin shortly.

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

A gift.

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

FUR THREADS WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL

No
I'm drunk. Tomorrow tho

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

But he isn't Neko or Goggles

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

well have fun with that.
I shall treasure it always.
or you know, until I forgot five minutes from now.

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

I am the youngest but not the girliest or the smallest!

Brayden White
Brayden White

Ah, your memory's improved since last we spoke.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

You're not the youngest either.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

No.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

I forgot about neko. I've seen you doing the teasing. keep it up, she'll admit defeat sooner or later.
you might be, actually.
so many of your posts make me smile on the outside while I'm crying on the inside.

Asher Long
Asher Long

whoo

n-not
there's smaller

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

How many fuckers post on /b/ these days

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

not sure if there is. you're basically pocket sized. pocket tokai. gonna pick you up. put you in my pocket. that's how you know you've got pocket tokai.

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

there's smaller
No one will out-small Test.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

I mean maybe tens of thousands in an entire month, but at any one time nowhere near that much.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

I dunno tsuchi. keep throwing around petty remarks like that and you'll be the small one.

the more you know.

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

Tokai is bigger than I am.
In almost every sense of the term.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

Sorry to offend.
She is already calling me Yaneki and Yanana-nee-chan

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

yeah she's pretty enamored. keep up the attention and she's all yours.
huehuehue

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Good enough

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

Pretty sure his peepee is bigger than mine too, yes.

Jason Sanders
Jason Sanders

She told me I'm her favorite poster.
So she's pretty delusional from being teased so much.

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

statisticly im not even small but one time a lady taller than me helped me get a newspaper from the higest shelf and it pretty much scarred me

I'm not going in your pocket!!!!

well I am taller than him, but he has a huge beard

a-almost??

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

I am not offended either. Just very very bored.

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

when you're just 4'11"

Jose Sanchez
Jose Sanchez

Did it scar you because secretly you were turned on by it

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

do you ever suddenly remember a dream and get weirded out

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

...

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

Everyone is allowed to grab such a low hanging fruit.
I mean, it's only a few feet from the ground.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

I thought you meant the other way around actually.
yeah, clearly. but it's pretty cute so keep it up.
well not with that attitude. I don't want no bratty little girl in my pocket.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

I once had a dream that Amy and I DP'd Echo and i got the butthole

Don't tell him

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

Man, at this point you'd be doing me a favor.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

yeah I bet you're a pretty big fan of low hanging "fruit"

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

LETS PLAY SOME OVERWATCH

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

I didn't want someone thinking they're clever and saying you had bigger booblies.

See above.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

wake up to go to work at 6:30 usually
wake up at 4 AM today and can't go back to sleep

Just fuck my shit up fam

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

aren't you both totally flat though?

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

Everybody wins

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

I'm closing in on 24 hours awake myself.

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

It was a height joke, not a ball joke.
Don't always make it gay, turbofag.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

Holy shit go to bed

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

tsk tsk tsk

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

well too bad!

no worry I won't

I literally dreamed I was like a girl, first time for everything

the lipstick was a good colour though

pecs are not to be ashamed off!

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

yiss

let me put my laundry in the machine and I'll be on.
I love that you knew exactly what I meant there. always got testicles on your mind, eh tsuchi?
no. overwatch. laundry. I have things I must do.

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

YEAH GEE TSK TSK TSK BECAUSE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT HUH MADDIE

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

I accidentally lost my whole reply to Maddy when I touched a file name instead

I'm going outside to kill myself

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

Good night, sweet prince.

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

too bad what? I just said I'm not putting you in my pocket. are you suddenly saying you want to be there? weirdo.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

Exactly.
;~;

I'll shame you for your pecs.

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

lol
Stop making me laugh so much Cup.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

GET ON YOU FAG STOP POSTING

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

You are literally using innuendo air quoting.

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

No
You can't make me

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

I literally dreamed I was like a girl

Can I be honest with you?

It's cute how confused you are about your gender. What you need is a partner who can accomodate your fluidity. Let you and encourage you to dress both ways and act how you feel like acting. You need to construct a central family for yourself that's accepting and loving and encouraging or you're gonna tear yourself apart with the need to wear dresses.

this is my wisdom. move in with rin or something.

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

:p

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

w-whuh no I didn't

why the mean??

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

no tears. flat is perfection.
I'm afraid I can't help it if you find my barely passable humor to be funny. I can't turn it any lower than I already do here.
oh right I forgot
:3
that doesn't sound like me, tsuchi.
tsk.
tsk.
tsk.
hart
poor little tokai. lost little girl without a pocket to call her own.

OKAY GETTING LAUNDRY IN MACHINE AND THEN OVERWATCH FUCKING COOL IT SQUASH

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

NEW
NEW

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Because I want boobs but will probably be foreverflat.

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

Don't make Tokai even more gender confused.
Let him comfortably be a gay dude.

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