everyone go to bed right this instant.
Everyone go to bed right this instant
slept me enough? .///.
db super and one piece are still good. naruto went to shit.
WATCHING HXH2011 DUB
YOU WHAT NOW?
How does it feel working a 9-5 job? I can work whenever I want to.
Your opinion is shit and you should feel bad.
But then ill get fired
*puts you to sleep*
*paws your thigh you moan*
don't tempt me.
I actually never voiced my opinion on the series
I simply said its not my type
i sure wish Erio was here this morning
you're bad at rp
nah dude it was old naruto lmao and yeah hxh is just as good as it was when i last watched it
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
rude as heck
WATCH THE SUB YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.
this is my triggered face
Oh boo hoo, cry more you big baby.
I want someone to share a bed with
For platonic cuddling and warmth
Why must I suffer alone
S-sorry. I'll be a good girl .///.
I'm so tempted to post Grim's digits.
Just woke up from a nice nap.
WAIT, HOLD THE PHONE. YOU AND GRIM TEXT EACH OTHER?
nah dude im watching anime on a weekly basis again on toonami. im not a fuckin weeb :^)
Not lately, no.
I wouldn't give grim the time of day if he paid me
If the choice is loneliness or grim, I choose suicide
Then I guess you've found your answer.
I keep telling people to get body pillows but NO ONE LISTENS
holy shit kill yourself please
MODS ARE GAY
This face is an accurate representation of how utterly shocked I am that you two even actually do that. I can't believe he went as far as to even look more like.
Suicide is not a choice and damn that's dark. No wonder you're alone.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING IT.
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
I stand alone by Godsmack just came on pandora
BLOW IT!!! OTU your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stop, in the name of love. Before you break my heart.
A body pillow doesn't have body heat or hands
Shut up lenko
What are you talking about?
m8 how come we never play games anymore. do you only play league and tera?
Dude I was going to go lay down and read but now I'm all awake and shit.
Make me, whoremones. Or will you reluctantly go crying to Tsuchi and ask him to coddle you while he gently bullies you?
Nah just league. I play csgo sometimes to get a break from league but even then since my account decayed to silver the games make me rage. My teammates do stupid shit and I just leave. Losing all desire to play that game.
IT'S A SONG YOU DINGUS.
no, but it's pretty damn nice to cuddle when you have no other options.
You're tellin me
reluctantly go crying to Tsuchi and ask him to coddle you while he gently bullies you?
yeah... pretty lame of them to ignore me.
at least you're nice
My teammates do stupid shit and I just leave
Do you try to teach them without calling them complete shit?
Losing all desire to play that game
why don't we play together sometime? I got placed in silver and am on a like 11 win streak since i started to play again. already back to nova1 from silver elite
this is your right.
Also you're supposed to say "whoremoans"
Tsuchi x Revy OTP CONFIRMED.
I'm probably the worst one here
what are you doing so early today?
YES. Hop on discord and I'll tell you about it instead of wearing down the skin on my fingers typing all of it.
I just woke up from a nice nap
If you didn't already read my first post.....
ah no no
I mean plans
how are ya gonna spend it?
I like tsuchi
He's not very nice to me all the time but overall I think he's a pretty alright person
I don't understand this
That is because you rarely ever think.
kinda wanna help with that but you seem to not like my help
yeah sure give me a few minutes
you kknow, I'm actually not really in the mood to take shit from a kike on the internet today
Well like, despite all the shit he gives me here, he does still email me occasionally and he can be very nice
I'm not Jewish though. So you just inadvertently proved my point.
Yeah I guess that's the beauty of this place
how every one can intereact and think different of each other
I used to so enjoy the old alliances and enemies
if you're going to be a dick for no reason I can justt add you the the quickly growing list of filters
I'm going to put this Pizza in the oven and Look at youtube videos
I always feel like I'm not qualified to reminisce on the "good old days" because they were already in decline when I came in
But then people are like "I've been here two whole years ;^)" and I just have to be like... when did it come to this?
i suppose it is just a monday
still its a new day
You've probably been here about 4 years now
I thought it was six but whatever
That's something only you would really know
I remember I first saw you around the time I first saw Karp and Zero and they showed up about 2 or 3 months after I started in the threads and I' going on my 5th snniversary here in the next 2 months
Good chance you may have been aaround before o course I wouldnt know
$6 CAD footlong Meatbal Monday subway
Sounds tasty, meatball is a pretty good topping
kinda craving subway myself now
wish they were open
I'll give you a foot long
Meatball is best topping!
Oh I've been Revy for about four years now but I was definitely talking to alice2 in high school
I never fit in with that crowd
Bunch of rude self righteous assholes the lot of them
At last the bern folks were friendlier
Yeah I was a lot less cool back then
Needier and more in need of attention
heck arent we all
that's just what bein a young teen is like really
Iunno I'm still pretty messed up but like
I have actual friends now
I like you nezi
Luka have you accepted rem as your love and Savior yet
so itchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy rawr
Do you break out in hives whenever you're around minorities?
it's a boob situation
rude self righteous assholes
Says the guy that got kicked out after agreeing to pass on information about Alice to Jack, after trying to bully a guy into killing himself
After trying to arrange a literal fist fight with me on two separate occasions.
Yeah, we're the rude self-righteous ones.
Not the guy who shirks off his own faults on entire groups of people.
Oh, gotcha, allergic to birds. Damn boobies!
Our ID colors are too close for comfort.
That bear with an erect dragon penis in his hand is a little too close for comfort to me too, so I guess we're about even!
I'm just here for the drama
I can accept my faults
Maybe someday you can too
Afraid you're going to be disappointed, I'm about to pass out.
Accepting is one thing, changing is another.
i think I will live my life regardless of your input
It sounds like he already accepts your faults.
im having a story read to me lads
No, just words between two men.
It's not even slightly sexy or interesting I assure you.
Anyway, I'm out.
I dont understand what you are saying
null is a bad reader lads
I saw this on my facebook feed andd I am excvited
Normally supergroups sound lame as hell
But this sounds like it has ALOT of potential
I hate summer so much
I like oxygen.
same here actually
nice glad you showed up
been so dead tonight
rather loneley about
licky go to bed
I tend to come here upon waking up and jerking off in bed.
I'm probably here until George wakes up and we probably go to McDonalds.
How is Bard?
I always freeze my balls off because everywhere I go retards have the ac turned up to max
It's not even that fucking hot
YOU TWO ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME
we just want you to get some sleep.
Have you lifted anything heavy today?
I am just SAYING that I want you to get some sleep.
No. I literally just got out of bed.
Do you have any plans to lift heavy things?
this is the most adorable picture of this character I've ever seen.
you know what. I'm saving it.
sorry. it's already done.
Would you like to make some?
licky smooth af
I don't get it.
I taught him well.
I suspect this is not a new thing for you, mordin.
licky i dont get it
I politely decline
You're so rude.
Last night my best friend was hanging out and forgot his patchouli spray so I biiked out to try to find him on his way home and returned it but I couldn't find him so I biked back past the town square to go home
it's like 1 a.m and some asshole in a parked car honks at me, so I of course stop my bike and go to the window
Knock on it and do the windows down point donwards thing
The people in the car, never seen the driver in my life, look like some cunt teenage boy but it was in fact a girl
this bitch was giving me all kinds of attitude and I didnt even do jack shit
When I asked why they honked at me, they avoided the question and didnt give a straight answer
they were obviously high and not able to handle it because they kept laughing
The person in the back was somebody who i had sold fucking weed to earlier
the fucking nerve of this kid
I cut him off and I'm going to make sure he cant find any fucking anywhere
the passenger in the front seat was a person who was kind of a fake friend to me, his ex girlfriend who became a dyke and started dating this cunt who was driving
but I had always treated the passengers with respect
and even kindness
I've smoked them up countless times
and when I asked them who the driver was
what the name was
neither of them responded
the kid in the back had the fucking nerve to tell me he
'deoesn'tt give out names' even though he can't keep his fat fucking mouth shut about anything
normally I would have gotten violent pretty quickly
but recently my best friend had a charge pressed on him and I had to bail him out and we're still waiting to get tthe bail back
coming back here soon
but I can't afford a charge right now myself
Not enough money you know
so Im pretty fucking pissed the past day or two
The nerve of some fucking people
You show nothing but generosity and then they fuck you
And the worst part was I just had to fucking turn and walk away
because I cant just fucking beat on a lady
even if she looks like a 12 year old faggot boy
some shit creepy pasta
he's fumbling over his words a bunch
i think its very cute
he sounds like an anime girl
I suspect you already knew this.
licky no. you have so
little much to live for
Kyle is heartless.
Sounds like you have a lot of shit going on lately.
I would advise some kind of change of scenery. Get away from all the bullshit, dude. Could do you well to go camping or something with some friends.
I don't know them very well.
Fret not. I have advised him on how to win Kyle over.
oh, so you told him to look into turning into a dog?
Which group of people do you not know very well?
Dude, what the fuck? Somebody honked at you while you were riding a bike. Cool down. You have some bonkers anger issues.
Are you recording it?
Darwin - Today at 4:04 AM
Did you try acting like a dog?
Stop trying to get him to impersonate you!
You and I are not N'Sync, boy.
HELLO FELLOW DOG
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY FETCH AND SNIFF MY BUTT SOMETIME?
nah i probably should though
id probably sound like a cringy fuccboi though
Kinda Ironic maybe
I wouldn't have had to deal with this if I had just stayed inside
I hate leaving my house
but I hate this fucking room
my brothers girl he had a kid with is cheating on him
my best friend got kicked out of his house
I lost another large sum of cash on some bullshit that I have to wait a month or so to ge back in
everything around me is falling apart and yet
I'm still getting off pretty lucky
maybe it's karma my man
maybe it's life's gift to me
what about you then
how are you doing mr squash?
Thank you for listening I really had to get that off my chest
I... don't know what you're saying.
Who cares? It's all cringy fuccboi territory.
Cupcake is going to become the newest thread trapmaster.
This is EXACTLY what I am talking about.
if you have a harem
you are everything that is wrong with these threads
youre typing way too much bard
i already get bagged on my flirting too much tbh
That was a fucking ace session.
mfw the pre kicked in as I walked through the door
welcome back beans and toast
DARWIN YOUR ADVICE DID NOT WORK
Maybe you just need to flirt with the people bagging you and charm them into being hugboxers instead.
I would really advise just buckling down and saving to get a place of your own.
And I'm well. Cleaned my room and played a ton of Overwatch. Now I'm just chilling until I find something to do.
Beans on toast for brekkie is a good option
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC'Y
Wakey wayeky, hands off snakey
Tell him to kill himself and ridicule him for all his blunders. It seemed to work for me. idk
Call me an adulterer.
That shit gets me going.
I need swoonage, not stockholm syndrome
Let's N'sync up. Only I don't really feel like listening to that right now.
well, the younger brother of my best friend got charged recently with grand theft auto
So he's probably going to get sent to Aldora
When he gets sent away, the no conttact order will be lifted because he's not at that house any more and I'm going to take his room and the entire downstairs
my best friend offered it to me I didnt pull no strings I mean I dont want to sound greedy or anything
I am very very excitedd for this, but alot of factors are bloking the way
Hopefully the younger brother gets sent away
that kid's a piecce of shit and I'm genuinely convinced he's a osciopath
he NEEDS to be put away
he's a menace to himself and everybody around him and he mentally abuses their mom
i hope he gets raped
How long have you been awake for?
You don't have to work today right?
there is almost nothing better than the feeling of a fresh room in the early morning
Darwin can be your Lou Pearlman and
molest guide your career.
Do not call him an adulterer. He yelled at me when I did that.
Hopefully things go well with that. I don't know where Aldora is to be honest.
And I was up for about 15 min before coming here.
I go to work tomorrow unless I get called in. And yeah, rooms that are clean are nice. I have it all set up to be cozy.
If I were to share a bed with you on a frigid winter night, would we need a blanket?
The secret to squashes heart is to be a really fucking fat dog with a huge stomach.
Sounds like a plan. I'm sure he'll take me places.
We quoted enough songs earlier.
Whoops meant eldora
it's over in hardin county wherever the heck that is
Well mr squash
I hope your day off goes smoothly and enjoyably
it's still so young, really
you can mold it to just about anything
seeing you about tooday put a smile on my face
cant believe you said she looked like an alien
im STILL butthurt about it
Do you like pudding?
My room is a sweat shop.
I still don't know where that is. Haha.
Iowa is beyond me.
And I hope you enjoy your day as well.
You are just upset. You must be getting your period.
Does that mean we will not need clothes either?
It means I will require you not to be near me as sweating bodies should not be close.
What if I just curled up on the end and rested my head on your leg?
That first picture was so bad, dude. I have no idea why he looked at it and figured it was okay to send.
You may have the couch.
I dunno. I feel indifferent towards pudding.
good luck sleeping with his MASSIVE COCK
poking you in the FACE all niight long
Oh my god, Bard.
It's not THAT big.
he wont be able to handle your MAGNUM DONG
Wow, pudding is great.
And here I thought we could be lovers, what a shame.
That is fine, I will sleep and work my way towards bed privileges tomorrow.
Oh I know you were quoting something.
He would probably enjoy that
Oh, you are so brilliant!
that's a lie
I saw it
I dropped my monster condom
You can have my share of pudding if you'd like.
I swear to god I'll start quoting stuff too.
Will you let me eat it off of your stomach?
im about to peace out here in a sec since my waifu went to school but
have u seen this one
All I'm saying is that if you're going to fuck that kid, make sure his face is sideways while you do it.
Not sure if I want to play OW or N64.
You can eat it off the floor!
Why are you so mean to me?
holy shit i think i actually might be offended
you better delete these posts
boo what the heck is this
Bed time goodnight
I am sure Kyle will love you some day. Nini.
I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.
I just told you you could have my pudding! I just won't do naughty stuff with you.
I dunno why you're so into that particular duckling, is all. There are plenty around.
Caught this when I went reading back a chain of replies for some reason
I didnt get so angry because they honked
I was morepissed offf that the driver was instantly giving me an attitude and being purposefully offensive
They were obviously trying to provoke a fight, calling me this and that, calling my mom this and that,, when I asked them to identify themselves they woudn't
And in the end, I walked away, without blowing up on them or even cursing at them
II don't think you're in any position to telll me to cool down' especially when I didnt even do anyhting
Caspers favourite song
Bard, you might like these guys.
They are my favorite band.
i fucking love this video
he is so stiff
It's not a lie... If you believe it.
Holla Forums doesn't have accounts. Boy, I bet your cheeks are red.
ITS YO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha yeah I love me some assriel
What are good space games which are not NMS and do travel and shit
I've heard EVE is good but I've never played.
im just joking around
your argument definitely has some point
but i really like him and think he's adorable so
empyrion is the only good one so far
have you played No Man's Sky yet
Check the post below it.
playing a shitty terraria clone
this is pretty nice
what sort of tunes do you listen to aside from these guys?
yeah sure thing amy victoria
No, I get it. You should totally go milk that train for all the nudes its worth. Sicknasty nudes.
Terraria was ok, but neither game is worth much praise.
Pretty much anything really.
It's kinda huge and intimidating.
Isn't that 2D
Yeah pirated it and it was super disappointing.
had it not been for the laws of this land
i would have slaughtered you
in a cou[ple years star citizen might finally release
same, and the pressure to PLEX is something that discourages me from playing
starbound is like terraria except you have a spaceship and can travel to other planets. while that sounds like a great idea, it's the no mans sky of terraria clones
I've only met one person who says sicknasty irl and they are like one of those popular kids at schools who listens to the most autotuned out nigga rap and dressed in abercrombie and fitch clothes
That's pretty cool
No Man's Sky was awesome
ive got like 40 hours on it already
If you wanna OW I have only an hour before I go to school.
i suggested a 3d also
Yeah it's just endless grinding for no purpose, I just wanna sit back and explore things FONV style.
I don't wanna git gud
We can play when you gt back.
I also missed this post.
I think that even going up to the car is an angry thing to do.
You just described me to a T. I wonder if I'm that guy you know.
But I wanna do something before I go and I've already eaten, showered, and watched Re:Zero...
I'm in the middle of a game of Zelda though.
You could chain smoke.
That is not a pastime.
the first thought that goes through my mind
If somebody is honking at me from 5 feet away in a parked car
is that they want my attention
People don't just honk for no reason especially at such an ungodly hour
It's only logical to me that this person wanted something
When I went up and without any malice in my voice or harsh words asked them if they were trying to get my attention they got aggressive with me of their own volition
It is if you take it seriously enough.
Maybe it's just a difference between city life and smaller town life. I would never stop for a car that honked at me.
fair point there
if it was still in cedar rapids or omaha I wouldnt either
But I just fucking woke up.
I don't miss Omaha at all.
Which coastal state are you hankering to move to?
Rinrin can i have your rinrins pls?
It has come to my attention that cloudflare has been blocking an unusual amount of attack traffic from Sweden since August 12, 2016.
Transparency report coming soon.
I don't feel like playing right now, sorry. doing some other stuff.
quality legday AND haircut
Feeling fresh as fuck.
Its yo boy.
ull Definition of battle
archaic : battalion
: a combat between two persons
: a general encounter between armies, ships of war, or aircraft
: an extended contest, struggle, or controversy <a battle of wits>
also I hate you guys now. gonna leave the server for ever, you passive aggressive fucks.
you understand it's a meme, right?
Ironic retardation is still just retardation.
stop bullying. it's just for fun.
see? THIS kind of shit, kyle. THIS kind of shit.
fuck that town
I want a girl
who gets up early
I want a girl who
stays up late
I want a girl, who will laugh for no one else.
when I'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf.
I want a girl who never leaves the house.
I want a girl who laughs for no one else.
no one else
I want a girl who is a strapping lad in leather.
Stop with the buzzwords.
No. My internet won't handle uploading my Rin folder.
kinda wanna steal my bfs old avatar
you're one to talk.
I'll show you talking.
In the only way it counts.
Don't be like Desu.
I am intrigued.
I am wounded by this comment alone.
Pls no. We dont need anything about him here.
yeah no kidding. that was pretty harsh, rin.
You were supposed to call my bluff.
I was implying sex.
He kept bugging me for my Youmu folder even though I expressed a desire to not share it.
Don't do the same thing about the Rin one.
I'm on the verge of tears
I can hardly see what I am typing anymore
Don't worry, I can see it just fine.
look at him though, how could you not want to avatar as him?
sometimes it's legitimately hard to tell with you.
but I guess I could go for some sex, yeah.
Dinner and drinks first.
Because he's insufferable.
hopefully quite a bit of the second one.
whats not to like?
hey I remember this avi. why do I remember it. who used to post this?
I know I'm ugly but you could at least try.
I remember he was annoying as fuck. talked only in green text?
Good to know I can always count on you to have my back
it has nothing to do with that, I just like alcohol a lot.
and you know I think you're cute.
man he was annoying.
If it ever comes that I have it uploaded, I'll send it to you.
But don't hold your breath.
I prefer more of the dinner.
and I barely even saw the guy. like two posts was all I could handle even looking at.
we can have lots of both.
come on now, hes not that bad
She was always my favorite one
That guy is a shithead.
"Come on guys, there's no need to be so salty~"
"It's been more than half a decade, move on already~"
I'm not even trying to rag on him, I know plenty of people are quite a bit different in private.
on the other hand, seems like kaybe and squash both disliked him quite a bit, and I know them and value at least squash's opinion.
yes this is exactly how it was.
Why does everybody in these VR games act retarded this is annoying
the technology isn't there yet. it's a stupid platform at the moment. in tons of ways.
Would you furry fuckers please just fucking die already.
You're an underdeveloped stupid platform but you don't hear me complain.
well done, emily.
But I'm a lightweight, and they can't both have more than the other.
its like you hate fun
fine. I'll do the heavy drinking, you do the heavy eating.
fun is disgusting.
look at all the furries
But then I might be the only one to eat the fantastic dinner I slaved away all day to make for you.
dogs can consent
trust me, I'll eat plenty. especially if I'm drinking a lot.
hey ikt can little girls consent can they
it's fun to hate on people for their fetishes XD
Why would you even want to fuck a dog.
That shit is just criminal.
Stop being a crime waiting to happen and just shuffle yourself loose the mortal coil.
Fur is murder.
I voted yes to spite Emily.
But then you'll be drunk and it won't be enjoyable to me.
you are so gosh damn picky. fine, just a few drinks.
This thread is making my dogs uncomfortable
why is this even fucking relevant have you even read the koran
Koran doesn't mention anything about consent prolly
They should be uncomfortable. With this many fucking dirty dog fuckers.
I, once more, wish that chlorine attack was more successful.
the shit I put up with for you.
You have someone else you can drunk fugg, I'm sure.
this is true, I suppose.
“This Hadith indicates that it is unlawful (haram) for the wife to refuse her husband for sexual intimacy without a valid reason. Menstruation will not be considered a valid reason, for the husband has a right to enjoy her from above the garment (on top of cloths).” (Sharh Sahih Muslim, P. 1084)
oh good. consent is mentioned then.
Don't try to force your drunken ways on poor, innocent, naive little Rins.
you are well aware that it's usually me needing to keep the drunken ones from making mistakes with me.
It's haram to refuse sex
It's haram to get raped
Hate brings people together.
that's the entire basis of these threads, it would seem.
That doesn't mean you can't force your drunken ways on poor, innocent, naive little Rins and then "keep them from making mistakes" with you.
yes, but I don't do that.
Prepubescent 20 year old
one of the best polls I've seen here.
Truly a top 10 anime battle
"At first, the petitioners had good intentions," he wrote. "But then the goofuses of the Internet hopped on the Harambe train for their jollies, and it has gotten out of control."
Yeah, you'd never tell a Rin no.
Say what you want, Squash, but it's gotten more votes than any of Emily's.
the evidence is inconclusive on this hypothesis and you know it.
Give me a head pat.
I'll cry if you don't.
I spoil you.
no option for a mug of english
so what exactly constitutes a new thread around here other than "whenever boo, cupcake, or gilgamesh wants to make a new one"
Oh, I thought you were insulting it.
I'd thought it obvious I was taking the piss out of Emily.
the evidence is inconclusive
CUPCAKE MAKE THRED
400 replies or 200 images, so I was told.
240-250 images. I wasn't paying attention.
coffee is best
it is. shut up.
I thought it was 300 images
iTS A FIDDY FIDDY SPLIT WITH ME
i love coffee
bUT i AM BRITISH.
FUCKING smother HARAMBE