Goodbye old thread, it's been nicehope you find your paradisetried to see your...

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

goodbye old thread, it's been nice
hope you find your paradise

tried to see your point of view
hope your dreams will all come true

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Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

It will be surely missed.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

xth for cooki needs to turn 18 already

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

unlikely, in all honesty.

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

Just imagine there was such a character

I would be that guy

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

they forgot about Dre

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

maybe. but probably not.

Eli Diaz
Eli Diaz

I am a nice guy and never was a bully
It was all a lie to manage to get into this community.

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

do you guys think a bank will forgive if my account is overdrawn by 24 cents instead of giving me a 35 dollar late fee

it's really gonna suck if they dont

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Why not!?

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

your bank will fuck you out of every penny they legally can

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

Insurance companies will also fuck you out of every penny possible

I know this firsthand

Xavier Rivera
Xavier Rivera

They'll charge you an overdraft.
Then add a reoccuring fee every week or so for staying under.

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

Switch insurance companies, openly complain about the last one you were stuck with. Greedy assholes love to get new customers.

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

Go to the bank the next day and say: "Hey I'm really sorry, but I looked at my online statement, and see that I'm somehow overdrawn? Can you help me??"
Then they will tell you what you already know, you act sympathetic, and then since you're young and stupid (play up this card) ask them if they can forgive it this once.
They probably will.
I did pretty much this with the exception of the online bit when I was younger because I was sometimes strap for cash. Just don't over draw by a lot.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

See, literally being negative for no reason

We can rebuild you. We have the technology.

No I mean I work for one, and a non-standard one at that

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

sigh..
i guess ill call them tomorrow
thanks guys

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

Oh wow, hell IS real.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

I put mayo on my hotdogs

Judge me

I fucking dare you

I double dog dare you motherfucker

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

I love you

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

You're a fucking degenerate.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

I love you too Chiri

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

mayo tastes amazing on hot dogs with ketchup and mustard. thin layer on the bun before you slide the hot dog in.

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

They pay me decently so...

It can be good with other toppings, get some like onions and guacamole on that shit

Camden White
Camden White

basically hot dogs are just an excuse to eat a lot of condiments at once.

Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

mustard and mayo is the best.. especially high quality mayo where you can taste the egginess in it.. put it on any meat+bread combination, my favorite is hams.

Brody Young
Brody Young

The only thing you should put on hot dogs is sauerkraut.

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

Oh right, money. hahaha, fuck morals

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

thanks cup
but oh my god I'm going to panic and cry, I really really REALLY HATE Needles..
I might die before that you never know
I so sriracha and mayo on my hot dog.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

chili and easy cheese.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

It's actually not that bad

The worst I've seen is basically not encouraging customers to go the more costly route, which basically all businesses do

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

this is the absolute number one topping. I used to eat hot dogs with all kinds of shit, which I would still enjoy mind you, before I found out how good sauerkraut is. now I eat them with just a shit ton of kraut and some mustard.

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

Mein Führer Ich wusste, dass Sie den besten Geschmack möglich haben . Mit Ihrer guidence können wir wirklich das Master- Rennen machen .

Camden King
Camden King

Sriracha is ONLY good on chicken

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

another good one.
of course, jade.

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

Shut the FUCK UP IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carson Gray
Carson Gray

I bet you taste amazing with ketchup and mustard
Especially when I put a thin layer on dem buns before I slide it in

Siracha sounds nice ngl

Thats the gucci stuff

kys

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

patently false. it's also very good in ramen. and on other stuff. not nearly as much as people who worship the stuff would have you believe though. it's no tabasco.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

how about we just use lube for that.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

I had a stint at a call center for MADD (mothers against drunk driving) and we were trained to basically aggressively cold call elderly people who had previously donated and sweet talk them into doubling their donations.

That place was a hell hole of degenerates.

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

I hereby command you not to die.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

FUCK YOU GUYS, NO SAUCE IS GOOD ON A TON OF THINGS

Lol charities

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

No lube
Where's the fun in it if I can hear your pained screams?

Wyatt Richardson
Wyatt Richardson

I put soy sauce on my macaroni and cheese

fucking judge me I dare you

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

ketchup is good on an incredible number of things. so is ranch. so is bbq sauce. so is mustard. deal with it.
at least let me use my mouth first so there's some lube.

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

can't*

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

there's so many other reasons to judge you that your food preferences mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

http://waifubartending.com/

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

IT RUINS THE POINT OF THE FLAVOR IF YOU JUST THROW IT ON EVERY LITTLE THING

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

nope.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

You'll just end up swallowing it all

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

I mean, yes I am very good at oral, but I'm sure you could just give me a good slap or two when you're ready for me to turn around.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

Will Cuppers and Ian go for Red Roof Inn trysts?
Find out on this episode.

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

fucking do it, faggot

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

this episode of what?

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

I don't judge you for anything, actually. I don't judge anyone. I'm pretty easy that way.

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Shitposting.

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

boring. change the channel.

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

It's just a matter of when.

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

What a lazy name, at least come up with something fun.

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

a good slap or two

Why so little?

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

because you said you weren't mean. I'd rather you slap me frequently and hard.

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

I am a nice guy and never was a bully
It was all a lie to manage to get into this community

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

Oh shit they're on to me

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

all a lie

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

colby holy shit man stop being a bully

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

I need it every once in a while

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

I did bully Colbs alot though

Poor guy

It's only fair he bullies me back

I don't want to fuck up that pretty face
But I kinda do ngl

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

slapping won't mess it up for too long. just don't do any permanent damage.

Adrian Bailey
Adrian Bailey

aw yiss

accuracy finally at an average of S rank

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Birth already did the permanent damage.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Can I pull your hair and call you a ginger while I rail you from behind?

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

slow to reply and wasn't even very good. 2/10 darwin. very disappointing.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

I'd rather you call me things like "bitch" "slut" "filthy whore" and the like, but yes, sure.

William Powell
William Powell

Blame Holla Forums.

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

I will not. take some personal responsibility for once.

James Young
James Young

8ch dindu nuffin.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

even if the reply had been right after it still would have been a piss poor reply. bump you up to a 3 though.

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

How do I get dar dar to like me lads ??

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Can I call you a normie while having sex too?
That's a derogatory term too, right? lmao

David Adams
David Adams

it wouldn't really get me though. the other ones are really arousing. joke stuff isn't so much. but I guess if it works for you.

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

Be a shota, or a dragon, or Swedish/Australian

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

or mentally retarded

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

this one helps the most

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

I like that you wrote or and not "and". This way, I don't have to feel like you're insulting me.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

It's like you're giving me step by step info on how to be sadistic when I already know how to

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

well with how you keep acting sometimes I can't help but wonder!

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

AAA snipes your plane down from 10 KM away
AAA is only supposed to have like 5 KM range

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

Serbia kicked our asses in volleyball, Cuppers. The Europeans are laughing at us.

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

we have so many medals that it really doesn't matter. america wins this olympics for sure.

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

Beach Volleyball?

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

You two are perfect for each other.
Make him your cholodaddy.

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

trying. how about you shush.

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

True, but you know...reputations and all that.

Indoor gym volleyball. I dunno if they will do a beach one or not.

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

who cares about a gay ass sport like that though? we win all the good ones.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

I don't need to insult you
The threads do enough of that already

Think about it Buttercup

Sadist meets a Masochist
Masochist clearly wants to be punished and wants it bad
Purposely treat him nicely and respectfully
Masochist will never experience my true Sadistic side

It's a pretty fun feeling :3

fake and gay

John King
John King

It's mostly just you.

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

fake

I can show you the full one.

yes you've explained this method already, but I think we'd both have more fun if you'd just be abusive already.

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Lol, they do Beach Volleyball and I'm almost certain that America already took the Gold for the female half of it
Our Female Beach Volleyball team is nicknamed the Golden Girls by the international Community, and has pretty much walked their way to gold the last 3 Olympics.

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

I dunno, I kinda enjoyed playing volleyball in high school. It as one of the few sports I was actually good at.

But ya, later today, we finally get to see some fucking BOXING! Full n testosterone mode activated!

Hopefully the opposing team won't be too much of an easy pushover, then. The game tonight was a good one. They were all tied up till the very end.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Those two broke up.
It's Walsh and a new girl.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

most sports are very dull to me.

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

You must be seeing things

I've treated you nicely this past month
Or maybe you're just a huge sensitive bitch and get hurt over small shit
Consider hanging yourself

10% Vanilla
LOL

I don't see PROPERTY OF SOTO on your subject field though
How are we supposed to start when you can't even get that right?

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

Oh, right.

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

what about lesbian wrestling?

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

Arizona and LA are just a hop and a skip from each other.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

I dunno. seems like a pretty big step to take when I've had literally nothing to show me it's worth it.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Well good stuff.
Competition is always more fun than just winning medals.

I heard they were doing great regardless.

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

also pretty boring to a gay person.

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

I got some shit earthshaker immortal that I do not want at all and it's not expensive enough to justify selling.. doushio

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Do nothing?

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

He stays in Arizona

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Just having this shit in my inventory really fucking annoys me

Jack Jenkins
Jack Jenkins

all my family I care about is here. also my job.

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

fuck this state, I'm outtie ASAP

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

you're in arizona too?

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

north phoenix fam

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

It's just refreshing to see people watching something other than football and baseball so I don't have to hear them fan-girling over teams I don't know or support.

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

huh.
so you're saying you do know all about the olympic teams and sports?

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

I have so much shit in mine it'd take forever to sell all of these useless cards. I just can't be bothered.

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

I take responsibility for things I did not even commit!

Carter Young
Carter Young

It's not like you being an unbearable piece of shit who is a nuisance to everyone you come in contact with will magically change if you change locations

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

donate them to me tbh

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

Jackson would know.

Elijah Sanchez
Elijah Sanchez

so late again. you seem distracted.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

I was jerking off.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

s a v a g e

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

I thought you like to make that last for hours.

Luke Barnes
Luke Barnes

No, I meant baseball teams and football teams only.

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

I see.

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

Its not like you're going to be my property for ever
Just for like a few hours then I'll toss you aside

I should stop by and say hi one of these days, fuck you and shut you up already

10/10 projecting fam

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

I'm leaving to live in isolation in the heart of Antarctica.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

I also want to play abysmal video games.

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Now go to bed.

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

I've stayed in the same state for almost 15 years

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Does a gay person think of themselves as a woman? or maybe that's the wrong question to ask, more or less all gay men like men, but there must be the gay men who like BEING a man as well, and not considering themselves effeminate - same goes with lesbians, not all of them are bull dykes at all, they just all have the same sexual attractions in common.

So if you DID identify as a woman, as a gay, would seeing two women go at it be stimulating at all?

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

All the way?!

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

??????

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

now that is treatment I'm used to.

oh yes? well if you're ever in the area let me know, because I'd be pretty down for that.
yes, lol is pretty horrible. and that's coming from an overwatch player.
nope.
some do to an extent I would guess. I certainly don't. I am more than a little feminine but am happy with being a guy. in real life most people I meet can't even tell that I'm gay unless I tell them I am.

if I identified as a woman, and was "gay" meaning I liked the same sex as myself, then yes, I would find that arousing. as it happens, I am a male who identifies as a male and who finds women far less attractive than men.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

lesbian porn is 0/10

Chase Young
Chase Young

answer the question, bud.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

Enjoy your humidity

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

You get used to it, and at least theirs a beach to cool you down

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

JESUS CHRIST MAN

There are just some things you do not talk about in public.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Enjoy your shitty everything in California.

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

isn't it full of gators though? isn't that why mordin wants to visit so bad?

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

Wait, so the overly long hair girly hair isn't a dead giveaway that you're gay?

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

stop deflecting. did you jerk off ALL THE WAY.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

no. plenty of guys have long hair.

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

oh yes? well if you're ever in the area let me know, because I'd be pretty down for that.

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

Obviously.

Levi Long
Levi Long

I have made exactly zero secret of my desire to sleep with you.

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

good boy.

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

My gaydar goes off every time I see a guy with a pony tail.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

that's because you're a bigot.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

Nah, the swamps here though have mad gators and would used to crawl their way back to the neighborhoods by them sometimes. Sharks are more on the west side of the state by tampa and panama city. I'm south and east towards miami

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

I just got the most emotional talk from my father.

Lincoln Baker
Lincoln Baker

He was just touching his penis, as instructed.

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

I apologise for nothing

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

Not piggys father, Darwin.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Nevermind I wasn't supposed to say it.

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

ah. well that's a shame. now what will mordin sleep with if he visits you?
doing alright?

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

What?

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

The everglades is no more than 45 minutes from me~

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

good or bad?

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

ah, well then that solves that problem. lucky mordin. all those gators.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

bump

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

Mordin will just find the next Pulse shooter to make him feel like he's back home.

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

And some pelicans to nibble on his weewee

Cooper White
Cooper White

I was so concerned for a moment.
yeah yeah, just. He said if anything was really wrong with me that he would do anything he could to make me better.
good. ^^^^

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

he likes pelicans too? man I thought I was a degenerate.

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

Nigga we got those too

Honestly the traffic and expensive everything isn't too bad once you get used to it

See this is why sluts are so boring

If we ever meet up remind me to secretly drug you so it could be more exciting and you can do all those silly faces when I fuck you just like in my doujins

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Sorry I didn't reply but I don't think I'll die. Just have to take lots of supplements and medication.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

I'm just following instructions master.

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

pulse shooter?
well that sounds really nice.
oh, if it's an issue of wanting a struggle don't worry, I'm way down for rape play.

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

What the fuck is going on?

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

HE's really big into the swamp creatures, he told me he wished he was born a sawgrass bush so he could be one with the swamp

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

but all the tits and clits is the best part!

Who wants to watch cutscenes of some dude's balls?

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

Or you could just move to a city with a similar median income, way less cost of living, cleaner air, and less Mexicans.

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

Something about Gerbils too

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

it was. But, my father is not the man to do that to me. Let alone anyone.
He is not a sensitive man. He is very serious.

Who wants to watch cutscenes of some dude's balls?
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I'm actually dead holy fuck

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

that's nice, I wish I had someone in my life that felt like they would do anything to make me better.
tfw no dad

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

I made an unlinked post and it came right after another unlinked post so I felt the need to clarify.

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

what a filthy slut. makes me feel almost normal, he does.

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

ah. gotcha. you meant muslim. pulse shooter being a reference to the nightclub one shot to hell.

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

I hate you so much.

Blake Price
Blake Price

hmm. well, it's still good that he cares.

Ayden James
Ayden James

What ever seems to be the problem Master?

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

I only watch straight porn or listen to ASMR unfortunately literally none exists for tranny's like me. genereally if someone has a nice voice I'm actually more attracted to them based on that then their actually looks.

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

I can be more annoying than you. Remember that.

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

Have sex when on drugs is pretty nice too if you haven't tried it
But you don't really seem like the type of person who messes around like that so we'll just keep it nice and simple

Where the mexicanless states at tho?

Yeah you should be good
drink lots of water too
You'll probably feel super tired after that

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

you can have drugs if you want. I'll stick to weed and booze.

Josiah King
Josiah King

I wish Wish would come back so Grim will come back.

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

None are truly without the Mexican plague at this point. You just have to choose one that's the most white still.

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

I'm sorry, I'll stop.

Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

It's passed your bedtime, TP.

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

other than a noticeable lack of drama wall texts on a near daily basis I have not seen much difference in the threads since grim left. and I barely remember wish at all from my time when he was around, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be much of an addition.

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Good boy.

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

Because I saw one earlier in the thread. I'm pretty vanilla

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

A bus out there only costs like 25 dollars
I also have enough time to go out there
I need to stop considering this before I actually do it

Fuck this lets just move to Iceland

Michael Young
Michael Young

how dull for the most part.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

LUKA GET A JOB YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

any time you want, soto. I've got a flexible schedule of doing almost nothing all day unless I'm working.

William Myers
William Myers

Iceland has lots of polacks. Well "lots" is a relative term.

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

unless I'm working.
lol nice meme

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

I have a job, damn it soto.

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

cupcake confirmed for being a camwhore

James Carter
James Carter

that would be pretty nice if I could make money doing that.

Jacob Brown
Jacob Brown

as a femboy you easily could.

hell, if I watned to and I had the audience for it I could rake in a couple hundred a night just jerking off on cam and maybe shoving things up my ass.

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

something on your mind, sport?

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

ok ok
I've been hydrating for the past day and I've dranked WAY too much

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

I'll stick with my boring normal job.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

You're like that annoying paperclip in Microsoft Office always linking me with your annoying bullshit
Are swedish people this annoying irl?

Elijah Perez
Elijah Perez

Are swedish people this annoying irl?

far worse.

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Being knowledgeable is a burden, you have it easy.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

Being knowledgeable is a burden

a burden no one here suffers from.

John Murphy
John Murphy

Hey I'm smart, I went to college

AND GRADUATED, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

if anyone wants a copy of VA-11 Hall-A Cyberpunk Bartender..

slappa pow!

https://mega.nz/#!zQlwiBab!U2WK7vjmucgVv-551ayMsR4zk70_G0XWmcRZx-wRYIM

Dylan James
Dylan James

How is it possible to be so knowledgeable yet still be stupid enough to associate with people on here?

That's like being the smartest guy with down syndrome lmao

Congratulations Mordin

Riiiiiiiiight
Oh, I believe you buttercup

Drink alcohol to balance it out

Jesus christ how horrifying

:^)

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

is it any good?

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

I was talking about Darwin mostly but I guess yeah you are a dropout too thanks for inserting yourself into this

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

if I cared enough to prove it I'd show you a pay stub, but I do not. I'm not on welfare and I live in a two bedroom apartment with my brother. not sure how I'd manage without a job.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

tfw you dropped out of highschool because of panic attacks and you were delusional that someone wanted to murder you

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

Find out.

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

and now several people most likely would like you dead and you seem more or less unphased. I'd call that progress.

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

you will never visit Cupcake irl and meet his older brother and tell him you're banging his younger brother

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

one of these days I'm hoping I just get hit by a bus or a train and die instantly

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

He only has sisters.

Isaiah Long
Isaiah Long

Thank you for the kind words.
You dropped out of school because you were afraid of getting murdered, now you hope you'll die.

Michael James
Michael James

you will never visit Cupcake irl and tell him you're fucking his sister

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

life's funny aint it

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

kind of feel the same way, honestly.
I am the eldest.

Liam Carter
Liam Carter

you're probably like thirty minutes away, but that still isn't likely to happen.

Camden Price
Camden Price

you will never bang Cupcakes sister

I remember back when you graduated from college and were working for Lowes for months

That was quite the laugh back then but Im glad you actually got a good job with good pay so you can get me back these next few years like I did when you were in college

You can thank me by taking your own life

We got another Darwin over here

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

another thing that isn't a secret is that I'm fairly old.

my sister is a good little christian, you'd never get anywhere near her.

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

so you can get me back these next few years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

soto I'm drinking hard cider. that's basically beer. are you proud of me?

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

my sister is a good little christian, you'd never get anywhere near her.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

Black sheep of the family, huh?

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

I live like 4 miles away from paradise valley hospital

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

your reaction?
honestly I'm basically their favorite.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

yup. about thirty minutes away.

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

You make it sound like a challenge.

Easton James
Easton James

WOW

I WAS THE ONE WHO RAISED YOU INTO THE FINE DESTRUCTIVE PROJECTILE VOMIT BLASTING WHITE FAGGOT YOU ARE TODAY

THIS IS HOW I GET TREATED

I EVEN TOOK YOU OUT FOR YOUR 21ST BECAUSE YOUR FAMILY IS TOO WHITE TO ENDORSE HEAVY DRINKING TILL YOU BLACK OUT

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

oh, no just a statement of fact. my sister would never go for a guy like soto.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Maybe they feel the need to protect you in some way.

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

possible. I was just hovering around second place until I came out, then shot right up to first.

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

That pic you just posted is literally mfw

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

tfw not fucking cupcake's sister right now

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

she's even less likely to go for you than soto, where the chance is already zero.

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

You almost got him killed though. Like, he could've died, and it would've been because he met you.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

what is the point of life without risk? even I've done crazy things in the past. I've jumped out of a plane 12000 feet in the air.

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

this sounds like a challenge to me.

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

wanting a good christian girl

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

I'm the youngest and want nothing to do with my brothers. We grew up on two different spectrums there.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

again, it is not. merely a statement of fact. unlike the rest of these bigots, my sister would be incredibly supportive of you being trans, and she's no lesbian.

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

Wanting people with the wrong values

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

they all suck.

plus they are girls.
hmm. I like one brother very much, and the other one lives with me so we've been getting to be better friends.

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

darwin's a good christian girl.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

Stop that.

B-but I like girls.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Darwin in a catholic schoolgirl outfit

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

when you tip the baristas so they could take a pic with your drunk passed out friend

It'd be pretty cool becoming good friends with your siblings and asking them for your biggest fears/weaknesses or just hear them tell me embarrassing stories about you

You'd be surprised though, I actually seem to get along with everyone cause Im pretty damn nice
I'm pretty sure you'd be thrown off talking to me irl

Redds or Angry Orchard?

That was a fucking fun night

"THIS DRINK TASTES LIKE WOOD CHIPS"

-Ian 2014

That was AX you dumb shit
His 21st bday I was way more responsible even though I was drunk as shit, I wasnt on any drugs and made sure not to black out
I took him to a couple of Sake Bars then some other bars, then a Starbucks then I got us a cab back to the college dorms

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Well I'm glad. There's no undoing the damage between me and my brothers' relationships now. I already drew the line and there's no going back. They live miles away from me and I intend to keep it that way.

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

don't lie to me. you can lie to yourself, but don't lie to me.

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

I'm not actually very surprised to find out you get along with everyone. you seem like that kind of person to me. and you post frequent pictures of yourself out in social settings.

angry orchard. hoppin' mad.

Chase Green
Chase Green

B-but I like girls.

Oliver White
Oliver White

sorry to hear that.

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

That was AX
I'm well aware, I don't know why you'd assume otherwise. I was talking about you acting like he owed you something.

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

cute chetahs
:)

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

Mordin worrying about me

Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww

Lol yeah it was pretty great

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

It's the truth!

Go flirt with my disgusting replacement.

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

Whats with the one being serious in the upper right corner?

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

well you certainly aren't opposed to boys.

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

But it's k, I have the pleasure of caring for dear old mom and dad. As long as they're around, I'm happy.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Aw, come on, it was an honest mistake.

He looks on disapprovingly at the stupidity.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

Like the first time I met Ian irl he was with his older sister then I met his parents a little after

Surprised he wasn't shitting bricks

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

well that's good then.

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

someone from animus meeting my mom or brother
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

My sister gives no fucks, as you learned

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

You don't know that.

Hmph.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

well. yes, I do. but not like I can prove it.

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

It is not as if you play with me anymore.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

Lies and slander.

It seems like you're on less often than even me. I tend to just grind out a handful of games until I get rid of the itch.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

He does
He owes me his life
Do you know how many times I cleaned up his puke for him?!

Im still salty they closed down that bar on the top floor in lil Tokyo
That was a nice one

Well that's cause Im normal
Unlike everyone else in this community

Also if you ever have the chance drink a angry orchard with a shot of fireball

Hard cider + cinnamon whiskey = Apple cinnamon goodness

She's cool af

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

whatever you say, dear.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

He owes me his life
This got dark really quickly.

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

I don't have any fireball whiskey, but I'll keep that in mind.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

That place was the fucking shit, RIP

Also my sister reminds me a lot of your older sister, funnily enough

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Predicting how my lag will be is tricky.

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

Mordin if I made cumcake and sent it to you, would eat it or use it to inseminate yourself?

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

this is a lie. I saw him say he uses this as an excuse to not play with people.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

...What?

David Cruz
David Cruz

I'll call this a victory even though I know it really isn't one. No work tomorrow?

You should get that fixed.

I'd believe it.

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

answer the question, bud.

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

it isn't a victory in the slightest and you will not call it one.

no work tomorrow. this week I've been particularly bad so I called off the rest of the week yesterday. it's working at least. been feeling a bit better. not that that's ever much for me, but it's something.

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

The thighs on dat Sonico
LAWDY

I'd like to see you clean up literal chunks that looks like tapioca but with orange/red/yellow/green mixed in, this one time I saw a couple of whole kernels of corn in the puke
Not to mention it was warm as fuck and smelled so fucking acidic.
It really sucks especially when you scoop too much with a paper towel and get it all over your hand

Good times man
I miss that place

They are kinda similar
You're is hotter tho

Or you could just substitute Fireball with my seed instead

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

get down here and give me some.

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

I won't take it back.

Progress is progress, next week should be better.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

I don't know if any actual progress is being made. just fluctuation. but I'll let you be positive and optimistic for me.

you don't have anything to take back, because there was nothing there in the first place. no victory. none to have.

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

Manny and Ian looked like babbys 2 years ago

Where would you like it?

Levi Cooper
Levi Cooper

Maybe I'd give it to my sister, I hate her.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

down my throat, obviously. for starters.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Unneeded. Everyone plays Overwatch now.

No one can fix this.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

Then you would have to raise my kid as your nephew.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

wow jealous much

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

I'm pro choice.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

You two are so strange together.

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

cute pic~
saved

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

You can't take this from me.

TRY HARDER

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

which two. I see two possible targets for this.

Dylan Myers
Dylan Myers

He's the one being weird!

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

there is nothing to take from you, that's the point I'm making.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

ah never mind darwin.

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

The path of least effort is the one I will always take.

Those two.

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

Thanks, I try to be.
My unborn child will not lose to some paltry Swedish vacuum cleaner.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

good job noticing things half a second before your post goes through RETARD

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

What about coat hangers?

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

I WON'T LET YOU

Have an image.

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

the hell do you want?

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

show me

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

I noticed, but I was not going to delete it or acknowledge it at that point.

What a lie.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

too late. it's done.

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

you and soto.
R E T A R D

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Much like 2D bird gifs, those are my biggest weakness.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

is this what I think it is?

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

(You)

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

sup faggots
anyone wanna play overwatch

also where did grim go

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

no

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

you know it

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

ayy
Grim posted like a week ago saying he was leaving or something

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

:^)

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

I don't have any bird gifs.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

you have some really odd things saved.
overwatch would be nice. who do you have ready to go besides me?

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

It's partially true at the very least.

I'm going to reference my victory as often as I can in the future.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

lol I am

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

No no, bird gifs are weak to coat hangers.

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

you definitely should, it'll hide the shame you feel at how hollow and false it is.

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

brb gonna go grab some beers

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

can we tinychatI'm rather bored

Connor Clark
Connor Clark

Close tab.

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

link me that cheeki breeki video where the guy dances with everyone, you know, that one.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

yes fine
i fucked up the birdemic joke anyway

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

alcoholic
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Luis Parker
Luis Parker

bye licky. I think.

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

there's an active thread about it on 8chans b right now

meet the bandits?

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Joke's on you, I'm shameless.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

ah

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

oh
i didn't notice lol
we'll see him in a few days
:^)

i usually ask you first because you're less of a lazy piece of shit than I am and you'll actually get people together

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

the joke is still on you, that just means you're too foolish to understand it.

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

YES

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

hmm. I'll see what I can do.

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

I shall continue to live on in blissful ignorance.

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

probably

i have a strong urge to drink now from watching this
you know the one
why did i know this tho tbh

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

still not a victory.

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

It's that hivemind mentality we both share.

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

I fucking love that video

Blackeye Slav is best girl

Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

best girl
Soto stop being a nigger.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

https://news.vice.com/video/blackout-thailands-cyber-wars
wow anonymous got new masks!
tbh i love these masks though.

ye i guess. stalker has me fucked up
i'm bringing that girl to go watch jason bourne with me tomorrow btw

Zachary Long
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