♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Why the fuck you scc'in? Why you always...

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Why the fuck you scc'in? Why you always succ'in? Edition

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Landon Foster
Landon Foster

NGNL is like all 2014 memes

hmpf!

Filesharing is literally worse than murder.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

Is this EARLY???

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

nah

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

The references are nice

You're just salty Rem got cucked by E M T

I dont respect relationships :^)
That's the only thing I honestly dont give two shits about

Age is just a number

One of these days Scoots
I'll be a good upstanding citizen
One of these days

Wow well I saw you going to town with those caps so I figured
Like when you see someone doing the dishes and you leave them your dish and your cup

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Ok

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

Why do I always finish my posts right after the new thread is posted
God dammit

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

Why would you not just have your dish and your cup already with the other dishes anyway?

Yuzu is main character bitch of Citrus, so I kind of had it easy.
just cap every frame

Lol.

Daniel Campbell
Daniel Campbell

-pettu-
I don't know if you got the request because steam mobile a shit.
Also it's because Scoots is just full of Hate.

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

You exist within the one universe of the multiverse where you as your current self will always finish posts right after the new thread is posted.

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

You are nice.

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

fucking basketball FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

I just hate cropping and unstopping constantly to get everything

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

Scoots IRL

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

if you dont respect relationships then you dont respect the people in them

so you arent respectful

age isnt only a number but also the maturity of the person involved. which means the lower the maturity the increased likelihood youre taking advantage of someone incapable of making these kinds of decisions

so you dont really give a shit about that either it seems

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

I have a program.
I hit ctrl+j and it locks my monitor and lets me region, then caps the region for me.

So, really, Manga is easy as shit for me to cap while going through.

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

I haven't checked steam yet

Take me to another one that doesn't make me do that then.

David Carter
David Carter

What program is that

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

E M T?

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

Kay

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

I would if I could although unfortunately moving between realities seems to be a task that is either impossible or unachievable at our current time.

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

i just died

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

Lia

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

My phones going to die
Say your goodbyes </3

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

CHARGE

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Will you fade away or go out with a bang?

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

Accepted

This is no bueno

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

No charger
Goodbye Ikt
I've always loved you
Let's bang >:3

Bentley White
Bentley White

Jing
https://www.techsmith.com/jing.html

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

tyty ttyl

James Perez
James Perez

Noooooooooooooo

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

Normally I'm the guy who picks up all the dishes/glasses and washes them and my imouto is a really slow eater and usually still has food left so I start doing the dishes and she drops off her dish and cup when she finishes

:3

Well you are kinda right lol
Well then I guess my respect is limited then
Cause I still treat the guy who's gf I'm banging very respectfully but in reality I guess I dont respect him after all since I'm banging his chick

At least I am still respectful while being extremely disrespectful
The trick on how to pull it off is dont let him find out lmao

Also I draw the line at like 16
No younger than that

lol you're so dumb

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

If it were possible I would have already had a mental break down over the moral choice to go kill and replace your happier self.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

No younger than 16?

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

Is that surprising?

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

so what are your redeeming qualities

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

If there's a happier me then he must be killed because that means he's got it better. I won't mind

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

oh right you havent gone past statutory rape

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

Okay wait no scratch that

15 years old

Final answer

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Why on earth would you need to specify that? Any younger and you're basically a pedophile if not already.

Then what's wrong with a unhappier version of yourself coming to kill you? or a happier version of yourself putting you out of your misery.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

I can draw Chinese cartoons

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Both of those outcomes would be welcome as well.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

thought you gave up on drawing

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

fuck chinese cartoons doe yo

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

Oh, well, that's different.

Angel Long
Angel Long

Dont act like you dont play a part in this shit
Nigga you were getting fucked by a dude that is way older than me and you're underaged too

Its the same shit

I got drunk and found some post its and a pen
Must've been a sign

Who are you again?
Sounds like you know me

Yeah
Having a little sister is a pain in the ass sometimes
She recently started nagging me and bluntly commenting on me

Yo what's up dags

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

moogs

Ayden King
Ayden King

I wish I was an imootu-chan so Soto-kun would rape me.

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

Oh okay
You usually post as that edgy tatted up rabbit throwing up in the toilet
The bird thing threw me off

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

it was a gift

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

Bully her womb with your cock.

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

I'd fuck you but I'd charge you 100 dollars
But I don't think I'm your body type tbh
I know you like your men husky

Oh? From who?

John Ross
John Ross

cupcake

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Not even close, love.

Only good sluts get treats.

David Bennett
David Bennett

It's from mlp

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

100% hate

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

He's asking who it is a gift from.

Camden Long
Camden Long

100% masturbate.

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

That's gross dude
What's wrong with you

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

not much dude, going to bed now doe

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Shutup.

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

What, is your sister ugly?

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

I hope you choke on whatever you're eating.

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

Oh shit nice
Is it a large folder?

You like bears?
Is that like an actual term?

She's my sister for Christ sake

Nini

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

I don't know if it ate my post or if it's just not updating.

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

100% anti harambe

James Peterson
James Peterson

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1471354840287.jpg
about 300

smaller than my edgy rabbit but more than enough

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

I guess I'm desperate enough to look for help here I need someone to talk to about why I should stop holding back and just commit suicide already please refer me to somewhere else if I am just a burden that plagues your thread

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

That answers that.

Personally, I have no qualms with incest.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Drink bleach

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

whats wrong

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

TOO LATE I ALREADY MOVED ON TO DESERT AND ITS PUDDING

Yeah,.

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

Listen Ghostie I didn't mean to cuck you dude

Like I didn't know you two were going out

What are the odds?

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Not even going to be a part of that.

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

-_-

Juan Martin
Juan Martin

Why should I continue living a boring life?

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

everyone does

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

Who's ghostie and what are you talking about

Justin White
Justin White

Its only boring cause you make it boring
If you want a better, more exciting life then work for it
Dont be another Luka and expect to be spoonfed
Do something about it

How's Grim sound?

Do you have any siblings?
Sisters to be specific

Colton King
Colton King

Grim is my desert bear.
I would a Grim.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

I've been looking for this image lol
Cracks me up every time

James Anderson
James Anderson

Drown in it.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

I have an older brother who isn't my type.

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

I say it's boring because it's not how I want to live I'm also weighed down by all the expectations of those around me and I don't know if I can do much about

As for the person you mentioned I'm oblivious to the situation

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

Not the pudding Cup I want to drown in.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

link was for you

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Oh okay, I thought you were some trap I knew irl who I accidentally got my dick sucked by his gf and he hates me now
He's all depressed or mad or whatever

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

I feel bad for user because being bored with life was why I tried to off myself.

He looks so done with it.

Ian James
Ian James

Thats interesting what led you to make the connection?

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Good reason.

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

I had no real reason to live.

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

No one does.

Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

I have you.

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

That is your curse.

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

I'll manage.

John Collins
John Collins

What about Fool?

Lmao so lulz

You dont have a sister tho
When you grew up with an older sis who would kind of bully you then 2 younger sisters who are drama queens and a younger brother you'll know

Are you happy with the expectations you have to live up to?

If not then ditch em

Reminded me of him for some reason
Also dude is super depressed

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

No u

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

No I don't want to go to college and I'm too anxious to get a job otherwise I have no reason to live besides those two shitty things I have to deal with it don't want to go to college because I was forced to when the semester nearly started and I was rushed and as for the job thing I can't get one because I can't interview well

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

While I agree that growing up with a sister would probably make me less of a siscon, it's not as is sis/brocon is the only form of incest.

I dunno, I think people just blow it up.
Take the right steps and it isn't as if there'll be any damage for it.

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

just have to keep trying

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

I don't want to put effort into things I see no harvest from

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Just master something you love doing and then get paid for it.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

We will always have the procure isle.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

surely you enjoy some things

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

I am the best

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Finding occupation is hard especially when you require experience and you are just a teenager out of highschool
the things I enjoy are coping mechanisms that aren't working out for me right now

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

Well if it makes you feel better I sorta messed around with my cousin that isn't actually my cousin
My grandma and her friend lied to us as kids and told us we were cousins since they would always come over to drink and she is actually 2 years younger than me

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

thats often enough for people. find more outlets and hobbies or something.

or kill yourself if you want up to you

dont drink bleach it burns really bad

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

Ice cold bleach

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

I just got out of highschool and life is boring.

Why would it make me feel better? Lol.

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Hobbies probably require money that I don't have and I don't intend to drink bleach I'm still searching for a good painless way

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Firstly, no that's not what I meant. Just figure out what it is you love doing during the day and then just get good at that and people will come to you.

As for requiring experience, no. I found that you don't need experience at all as number of different jobs teach you how to perform the role as if they just pulled you out of a box.

Any processing/industrial sweatwork position shouldn't require you to have an interview. They will just say 'okay come in on this day with these things' and then they just start telling you and a group of recruits how to do the job. Even if it's something you don't like doing eventually it will become second nature and it will just be a source of income for you.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

I just watched The Suicide Shop if you need suggestions.

John Carter
John Carter

probably.

regardless boredom is a really really dumb reason. you're in a rut. you'll eventually be out of it. and in the future you'll probably be in another one

it happens

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

I think they require you to be older to do the dangerous sweat work but I'll look into it in the future as for a passion how would I get discovereed?
Sure I'll take some suggestions
It happens yeah but I've had no direction. In life for as long as I lived

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

you dont need one

it'll come to you

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

Could OD on hallucinogens and Rx.

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Don't suicide though.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

My bad I didn't get to finish and accidentally hit post
We grew up feeling like cousins but she apparently found out we weren't related so she started asking me to show her my peepee and she would show me her vagina (this was when I was like 12)
Things progressed as years went by

We still talk and see each other every now and then, she's barely turning 21 this Dec
She wants to get married and have like 4 kids MINIMUM
I was like Jesus Christ do you want to ruin your life that quickly?
Weirdest part of it is that I got drunk with her dad and he like told me he has a feeling we're gonna end up getting married

But yeah so I had that weird kinda feels like incest vibes as a 12 - 15 yrs old cause my grandma and her friend decided to troll us and say we were related

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

If you do, stream it.

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

I don't want to wait forever to find one
How would I go about acquiring these drugs?

Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

this tbh fam

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Oh no. I know what happens here.

If I say too much the blood is on my hands.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

you wont. forever is impossible

youre gonna die anyway no need to rush it

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

How do you think? To be discovered, you need to be found so the more you're able to put yourself out there for a large audience to see, the higher the probability that someone will find you. Think about the artists, gamers, musicians, craftsmen that had been discovered and paid to do what they love doing just by youtube videos alone.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

Do it.

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

Just do a bunch of drugs till you almost die then you'll learn to appreciate your life again

It worked for me

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

you dont want to OD on percocet breh

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

To be fair you're kind of a lightweight.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Yeah, but, I'm comfortable in having this view, and it's not like I got offended, so I dunno why I would have to feel better, lol.

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

No blood on your hands just the satisfaction of helping someone end their suffering
By forever I mean I don't want to wait long how would I fill the rest of my time meanwhile
Stuff like that is blind luck there are millions of youtube channels that don't get discovered

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

What the fuck?

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

develop a skill, waste your time here, become a fan of media, etc.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

How did that one work out for you?

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

one step forward and two steps back Nobody gets too far like that
Well there are so many options to obtain a future by doing what you love but that's up to your willpower to get you there. Otherwise you can just kill yourself and nothing of value was lost.

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

Kinda ironic I fap to doujins that are like incest related (Oreimo, Yosuga no Sora, etc)

But actual incest is something I would never do

That's just gross dude

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

What?

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

I can only into incest in fur shit because all the foxes look the same anyway.

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

Love is a bourgeois construct
It's a blatant fallacy
You won't see me with a bunch of roses
Promising fidelity
Love doesn't mean a thing to me

John Martinez
John Martinez

How to Clean Your Teeth After Wisdom Teeth Removal

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

Im too indecisive to develop a skill and I lack interest to dip my toes into anything

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

what do you do in your spare time

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Then stop wasting precious oxygen.

Colton King
Colton King

Force feed her birth control and then wear a condom!

Then the only thing to worry about are the normal effects of rape. :^)

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Oh. Alright I guess.
I get food stuck in the sockets now and then, but it's all healed up now.

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Got my Charger.

Did I miss anything?

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

Goggles is posting smug anime bitches at me on Discord. I don't have to be their friend anymore, do I>?

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

Animu and vidya
I'm still trying to figure out a good way to do that

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

I showed gooch.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

No

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

Snitch.

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

no
sounds just fine

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Snake.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

What's gooch?

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

So much for those morals you claimed to have lol

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Brb, becoming an hero

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

what the fuck
i could show you

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

I wouldn't be the one force feeding my sister birth control, and then raping her senseless, now would I?

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

It's not fine it's the last thread I'm clinging to and it's slowly turning to filament

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Dog's bitch.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Is it a puppy? A handbag?
Okay, show me Squash's gooch.

Angel James
Angel James

Why even live

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Bitch dog.

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

George has no photos of my gooch.

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Nah, cheating on Tokai sound way easier and less stressful tbh

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

I feel like Tokai would be fun to cheat on.

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Ah, that pesky McDonald's food.

Ryan James
Ryan James

he would be so hurt

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

What's a gooch
It sounds magical if it's such a secret

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Marry me.

Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

resplendent.

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

What animu is that gif from

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

There's something really wrong with you, old timer.

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

Wakfu no Pico: An American Tale

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

i think if you actually bit the bullet and reached into something you might not necessarily have the drive to do you might actually discover something more engaging.

because sticking with the same things are clearly not working for you and not extending your horizons is only allowing yourself to suffer in boredom.

like you cant fix your problems if you dont ~do~ anything about them
oh i meant mine

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Cory sekkai no House

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

but squash is younger than me...

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

This tbh fam

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Is this a new thing to you?

Brody Long
Brody Long

Okay, show me your gooch.
What's a gooch btw?

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

Squash is soldier76 in my mind.

I am reiterating so I don't have to blatantly turn you down.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

And twice as cute.

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

Tbh, you're right.
Rape takes effort.

I wouldn't be able to rape someone anyway, lol.

I'm not going to cheat on Tokai.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

the space between your boy pussy and balls

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

That one is flat out a lie.

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

You can only turn me down if I ask you something without sarcastic overtones.
And I have never not used sarcasm with you.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

I had the drive for a good 3rd of my life but then chemicals in my head said fuck that and now I'm at this state and point of time

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

they have pills for this
youve seen my ass right

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

So you're actually a normal well-adjusted guy that doesn't like to get fucked by dogs?

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

You ever just go through old emails and cringe so hard at all the emotional content?

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

*Smugs*

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

My mindset right now is questioning how my life will play out after the effects of the pills kick in

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

No, I havent, why?

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

I wouldn't know. I don't use email for much.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

Erio pls

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

want Squash to fuck you like a dog
remember he prefers to be the bitch get it?
tfw

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Ah, right, I still need to give you my number.

Kevin James
Kevin James

what do you have to lose here youre already talking about killing yourself
curious. there was a peroid where id post it alll the time
im here

Brandon James
Brandon James

i don't know that feel squash bends me over and fucks me like a dog whenever i want him to

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

I mean, I can be your dog daddy.

I am sure you will.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

Well hey there good lookin'. What's new?

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Do you still have the digits I provided?

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Your lucky I'm not in that house or I'd smack that smug face right of you with a Bowie knoif

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

But when the pills wear off I fear I will experience true despair and emptiness due to its effects

Nolan White
Nolan White

hey slut. hows that ass doing

nothings new

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

This tbh
I don't jerk off to animals on a daily basis so that muse be why, we were probably just in different threads at that time.
I'm sure it's not that horrible or anything.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

?

You gave me an area code.

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

thats what a prescription is for
it was here

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

Phat. Dat ass is phat.

Will you le sleep with le me?

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

Oh.
No I didn't see it.
Lucky me.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

There are no girls here.

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

What's the point of depending on pills to live

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

I gave you the area code and the first three numbers.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Just people with resting bitch face.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

I'm a girl

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

can we cuddle?

" "

Can I have them again?

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

In the same way ikt is.

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

I'm not going to cheat on tokai

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

lemme see
it would have scared you
if it's not pills then it's people

people are dependent even if they think they're not

a lot of people need pills. it's the world we live in. there's no shame in that

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Not even saving them

That was the most information I have given someone, and you disregarded it.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

Is that supposed to be an air quote?

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

If we must...

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

I lost it when I dropped my old phone in George's Coke 2 and a half years ago.

Brody James
Brody James

Yes

We must.

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

smooth move

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

Hang yourself, user! I'll even teach you how~! ♥

Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

Wernt you supposed to drown?

William Carter
William Carter

I was joking.
Don't compare me to Ikt unless it's to say I'm cuter.
Probably not.
I've seen a dude who's butthole looked like Birdo's mouth from Super Mario Bros.

Levi Barnes
Levi Barnes

i want those ass pics amy fuck dammit
me too

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

Does it have a piercing or something?
I like those.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

I would just ask you for your number so I can drown this phone too.

Hey. Slut.
I'll get to it eventually.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I dislike burdening others id rather be dead
How painful is it? Highly considering because it such a novel way to go

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

not having depression

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

Your posts are so pathetic holy fuck

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

no but i want one real bad
so take the pills

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

I will have Kissy text it to you.

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

I've only seen one picture of ikts face and I don't know what to say.

Ass head.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

Get one before Thanksgiving and I'll toss your salad.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

want to finish my face first

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

LOL WHOA

SUBTLE IS THAT YOU?

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Also do you know who that user is that is all over me lately?

John Scott
John Scott

Thanks for the extra push ;)
I don't want to feel equivalent to a handicapped member of society

Brody Young
Brody Young

You always take everything I post seriously.

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Licky.

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Only if you manage to fuck it up. Follow my instructions carefully and even you should be able to get it right.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

Goodnight.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Gross.
Post scary butt.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

You're getting snake bites though, right?

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Good oyasumi night!

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Why?

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

if you follow that logic the majority of Americans are handicapped

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

Why what?

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

Why are they all over me?

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

want to get 4 more in my ears then maybe

gimme dat ass you shitter
ill dropbox it to you

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

Who is "they"? The government?

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

I wish Subtle would bully me like that

Or like at least step on my dick

Or spit on me

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

I like this gif because sans potato chips it's what I'm doing right now and getting paid $14 an hour.

lel

When?

Camden Long
Camden Long

Licky.

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

How hard can it be
I prefer drugs only when I have allergies pain or for recreation

William Cook
William Cook

Add potato chips

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

Just give him what he wants and tell him he can be an hero if he really tries. Otherwise you're wasting your time.

Also no ass right now. Too busy being str8.

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

Oh, HIM. I suppose he likes you because I said really nice things about you.

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

y

Joseph James
Joseph James

Mios Dios.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

sent
well then youre not really willing to solve your problems
be gay with me faggot

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

Soto pet me once

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

I didn't know you could bully

That seriously came out of nowhere

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

You're gonna need a bridge with bars or railings. If that won't work a tree/tall beam will also suffice but then you also need a ladder. Ideally you want a 6-7ft drop minimum (more leads to decapitation if that's your thing). Do not fuck this up. Less than 6 (and even then...) and you're just gonna dangle like a fucking idiot. You do NOT want to strangle to death with shit running down your leg.

Should do it somewhere public, too, just to scare some kids.

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

I'd say I just prefer a different approach of WIPING MYSELF OUT

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

He is nice enough. I am sure you will learn to like him.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

How do I tie the noose

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

You don't understand how much work it would be to make myself pretty below the waist again.

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

*pet*

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Why do I have to befriend all your sluts?

Aiden White
Aiden White

People like that are annoying

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

I expected it to be hairier and less fuckable.
But your leg is weird in that pic.

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

You are not friends with any of them.

Jace Perry
Jace Perry

okay good luck
what did you do

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

I'm friends with Mordin and Clock.

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

yeah i need to work out

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Only one of those could be loosely called one of my sluts.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

Thanks I just wanted a talk to pass the time
Please degrade me more I'm slightly masochistic

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

This tbh

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

calling them flings would have been mean.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

Sex is great exercise.
Personally I just go swimming and boxing a lot.
And masturbate.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

subtle i want to do this to you

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

God damn you are fucking useless.

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

And oddly enough, he is the least slutty person I have met around here.

It is all for the sake of accuracy.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

no problemeo
is that an offer

i haven't been swimming in years. i miss my pool

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

Fuck I still haven't slept

Dont do drugs kids

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

Google "how to tie a noose"
number for Samaritans pops up
o i am laffin

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

Should it be secured snug or lose for the fall

James Garcia
James Garcia

Do not be like that.

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

ilu
What if it was?

Same. I go to a gym but I don't like to talk about.
Sounds too "Yp bro, I just hit the gym bruh, GAINS"

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

Looks like it'll hurt but, I'll try anything once

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

Tight within the knots themselves, and snug around your neck. The idea is that it quickly closes in on your neck at the same time you stop moving.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

For what reason?

James Wilson
James Wilson

I want those damn numbers.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

Wouldn't it need space to accelerate to snap my neck

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

id have to see what youre working with

you could be good friends with lenko

Austin Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez

You are lucky I gave you the others after you lost them so carelessly.

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

I'm going to try and figure this shit out.

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

You're my friend and I like you as a person?
Fair enough.

I already can barely stand Shiro.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

Perhaps I will start a scavenger hunt and have you find them.

James Gray
James Gray

nice cock

i wasnt aware he was into that sort've stuff. though i might not be paying too much attention tbh

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

How would that work?

Asher Green
Asher Green

Thx. Put it in.

He's a real boner tbh.

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

I am too God damned tired to ideate it now.

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

Brb actual 'work'

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

*puts it in*

Oohhhh~

how come

also why would you shave everything except your balls

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

The important part is the drop. When the rope goes taught you'll have a whole lot of Gs focused entirely on your neck. Just make sure you don't do the dangle strangle dance. That's messy, painful and gives you time to regret it.

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Actually, "strangle dangle dance" sounds better.

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

-erotic roleplay-

He's the same kind of boner as Lenko, just a nice guy beta version.

I don't remember. Why were you still staring at my dick?

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

I dont know shut up shave your balls

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

*cough*

*taut

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

That's a very cute Pikamon.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

strangle dangle dance is what id do with amy if he'd put out

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

I normally just trim.

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Yeah, alright, I could probably fuck a dangling body.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

fair enough
stop it im the stop in this relationship

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

top

FUCK

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

...You really like my dick but prefer smooth balls?

John Taylor
John Taylor

i like consistency

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

And my dick.
:3c

Aaron Howard
Aaron Howard

oh shut up

you act like thats an achievement

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Yan dick

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

I don't make fun of people for the their achievements tho.
And I usually don't want to have dirty tsundere faggot sex with them for it either.

Robert Young
Robert Young

are you saying im the lucky exception

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

Shit, I wanna have a Shiro.

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

/id/ravengodcalls
No. I'm saying I don't think it's an achievement, I'm just making fun of you for liking my dick and I want to fuck while you cuss at me and make sarcastic remarks.

Blake Price
Blake Price

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Oh wow

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

fukken commies

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

reeee

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

As a communist.
I resent being called a communist.

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

That's just the nickname because of all the Vietnam veterans everywhere.
You like my dick so it should be fine.

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

NGNL

Why aren't all MCs like this instead of wimpy Subarus or Shinjis

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

Maximum triggered

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

I want to press the blue buttons

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Do it, pussy.

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

I am shitposting in public

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

you are fixated on that

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

[block]

Ethan Barnes
Ethan Barnes

2late

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

Don't worry Moogi.
I'll be rough with you.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

not gonna not lie?

Juan Lewis
Juan Lewis

NO BALLS.

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

life is death

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

"You guys are olympics?" - Wisdom

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