Fullderp - No bully edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

Of course. If we've got a champ, feel free to come in and watch and give him something when he calls for a new team. No experience necessary, and everything's done in-browser. We're all very friendly.

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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Showdown:
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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or 'UNDERSTANDING'.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
5. If someone re-suggests before 15 minutes have passed since their last request, the champ must ignore it.
6. The champ should replace re-suggests with fresh suggests that come in later.
7. No bullying!
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/roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

OP Copypasta:
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Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13! And don't bully chimp!

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You know, it might have been a good idea to make a new thread in a better hour
Overall because there is still no champ

You can't stop us from bullying with this pathetic attempt, OP.
Our bullying is eternal.

You know whats so frustrating, as writer is when so many people give you conflicting info what your grammar should be, am so fucking tired of that. Please let me be champ I need to distress.

Suicide

Dependable fish (Sharpedo) @ SharpedoniteAbility: Speed Boost EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Destiny Bond - Crunch - Protect - Substitute

LIZARD WIZARD (Heliolisk) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Dry Skin EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Thunderbolt - Hyper Beam - Focus Blast - Surf Rawr~ (Pyroar) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Unnerve EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Fire Blast - Hyper Beam - Dark Pulse - Hidden Power [Grass] Clefable-Bound (Wigglytuff) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Competitive EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Dazzling Gleam - Hyper Beam - Fire Blast - Ice Beam ‽Meioetta (Meloetta) @ Normalium Z Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psychic - Hyper Beam - Shadow Ball - Focus Blast Wrinklestiltskin (Drampa) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Berserk EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Draco Meteor - Hyper Beam - Fire Blast - Focus Blast U. S. A. (Braviary) @ Normalium Z Ability: Defiant EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Brave Bird - Giga Impact - Superpower - U-turn Pick one.

choice scarf ditto with 252 hp evs

Get a Buzzwole. Just call him Zyzz and call it a day, you can choose stats.

Posting a random from my folder. Use one of the mons of your choice

Das gay. I do not approve.

pick another one

What? No. Suggest your own shitmons. Keep your hands off mine.

CORSOLA

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New chimp, since chat died.

burmy

I champ

Free ghost pick, maybe specs/scarf gengar or something bulky. Make it sp00ky champ

chansey-mega (Blissey) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
- Copycat

Clitoria (Cloyster) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Shell Armor
EVs: 252 Spe / 252 SpA / 4 HP
Nature: Timid
- Hydro Pump
- Mud Shot

Swap Scarf for Sash

A cat named Caturday.

yoU're power… (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Protean
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Shadow Sneak
- Spikes
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Dark Pulse

FIVE
TYPES

magic room latios/megazam

or wonder room, whatever's the one that swithces def and sp def

The victim.

(Resugg)

The bullies.

Champ still has room for one more.

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If champ wants one more he can fill up with a free dick.

poolad for wewladd

poolad (Swoobat) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Roost
- Air Slash

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new champ

guess who got cucked last night

Mark?

BEHOLD
THE LATEST IN SHITMON TECHNOLOGY


Victini @ Normalium Z
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flame Charge
- Stored Power
- Charge Beam
- Psych Up

what does normaliumz do?

It makes psych up restore him to full HP

why not just run chesto rest tho

knock off

That's stupid. It won't heal status and will restore all your boosts to level 0 the moment you use it anyways.

:(

I suppose as niche as it might be, it also helps should you send it in against something already boosted in an emergency, pray you live the hit if it's faster, Z-Psych Up to restore the health and gain the boosts, and then proceed from there.

very optimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

me champ

also ag

a fun mon with rng moves

Marowak fainted!
The sandstorm is raging.
Go! Hoopa (Hoopa-Unbound)!
Turn 3
Hoopa surrounded itself with its Z-Power!
Hoopa used Z-Snatch!
Hoopa boosted its Speed sharply using its Z-Power!
Hoopa waits for a target to make a move!
The opposing Hippowdon used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around your team!
The sandstorm is raging.
Hoopa is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Turn 4
Hoopa used Nasty Plot!
Hoopa's Special Attack rose sharply!
The opposing Hippowdon used Whirlwind!
Slowbro was dragged out!
Pointed stones dug into Slowbro!
The sandstorm is raging.
Slowbro is buffeted by the sandstorm!
Turn 5
reen80 forfeited.

ag is fucking shit
take a

Pheromosa @ Life Orb
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Low Kick
- U-turn
- Ice Beam
- Rapid Spin

actually, take this instead

Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Meme)
This will never ever get old

life orb genesect uturn filler filler filler

It's balky enough to survive a boosted hit from some OU boosters(charX, Volcarona, Scizor) but even if survives and copies the boosts, it can't do shit due to no speed or spA.

Punch-Out!! (Pyukumuku) @ Fightnium Z
Ability: Innards Out
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
-Counter
-Recover
-Bide
-Taunt

suddenly we,ve got a psych up obsession

No point in those attack EVs, user. May as well put them in HP.

Ima champ in the real meta, ME CHAMP OUT
/sp Im kidding

a metronome mon

counter's Z move is a base 100 fighting attack.
Yeah it's still useless, but it's a mememon.

Snips

Well if you balked the first move to Psych Up in the first place, you can another. Flame Charge or Charge Beam depending on the poke's speed when you get hit again, then hope that your Stored Power can finish the job.

This isn't an endorsement or anything, but if I had the sugg forced on me, I'd come up with all ways to use it just in case.

Strong Fishi (Wishiwashi) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Schooling
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Waterfall
- U-turn
- Earthquake
- Double-Edge

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Except it fails at that too, though.
+1 0 SpA Victini Charge Beam vs. +1 0 HP / 4 SpD Volcarona: 35-42 (11.2 - 13.5%) – possible 8HKO
0- Atk Victini Flame Charge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Volcarona: 69-82 (22.1 - 26.3%) – 12.4% chance to 4HKO
+2 0 SpA Victini Stored Power (100 BP) vs. +1 0 HP / 4 SpD Volcarona: 138-163 (44.3 - 52.4%) – 18.4% chance to 2HKO
(Above is assuming you used charge beam on the first turn, and it got a procc)

Now compared to a zard
0 SpA Victini Charge Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Charizard-Mega-X: 21-25 (7 - 8.4%) – possibly the worst move ever
+1 0- Atk Victini Flame Charge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Charizard-Mega-X: 16-19 (5.3 - 6.3%) – possibly the worst move ever
+1 0 SpA Victini Stored Power (80 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Charizard-Mega-X: 148-175 (49.8 - 58.9%) – 99.6% chance to 2HKO
(assuming the same as above, charge beam and proc)
But you might say
"oh but stored power would 2ohko"
After a charge beam, and it's outsped and 2ohko'd by the opposing mon anyways. You can only hope of killing the booster if it was weakned to 30%-45% hp beforehand, or if it was a curse user/bulk up user you outspeed.

These are two OU pokes, I wasn't going to think of every Curse/DD/NP/WU/HC/TG/SS/CM user that may or may not be run into while meme'ing up and down the ladder and calculate the chances of it working vs not working. It's just something to keep in mind. Should the opportunity ever present itself, it's there.

Champ just copy paste the name.
I swear I have to teach idiot retards every day about half-width hyphens
Arceus-Steel (Arceus-Flying) @ Sky Plate

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All Arceus types show up as "Arceus" now. The - doesn't matter much anymore, because having a "-" at all is a clear tell. It's a legacy meme, and anyone retarded enough to fall for it now is retarded enough to not notice the –.

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Yeah and I'll take that into account when champ gets to 1700 elo and every single player isn't a bumbling retard.

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Switch out Victini for whatever you want
you've earned it

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Well yeah, because he's so small.

H-he's a legendary, he could do things

Fixed :^)

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new champ

Is this a subtle way to say you're a super manlet? :^)

It's a subtle way of saying I want to kiss Victini's bumhole

Well I dunno about you but I'd turn Victini's bumhole into a cumhole.

It doesn't look subtle at all then

you can never complain about me shitting up a thread again

Vic.tini is fe.male

wtf i hate pokemon now

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Legendaries mascots were a mistake.

You were a mistake. You don't hear us complaining about it.

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Work Up
- Shadow Sneak
- Hydro Pump
- Night Slash

For what purpose?

/??
????

Sorry, thought it was the other normalium Z greninja that seems to be getting forced.

I will chimp
premade memes only I don't want to have to visit smogno.com

nice trips, have any dugtrio or egxecutor from the pastebin

OR

cuckle

Weedle @ Choice Specs
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- Poison Sting
- String Shot

One Hot Pupper (Houndoom-Mega) @ Houndoominite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Sunny Day
- Dark Pulse
- Nasty Plot

A Lucario who is proud of his power

who would have guessed?

Citizen Trips (Dodrio) @ Leftovers Ability: Early Bird EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD Careful Nature - Acupressure - Sleep Talk - Rest - Drill Peck

Definitely Pikachu (Mimikyu) (M) @ Light Ball Ability: Disguise EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Shadow Ball - Thunderbolt - Thunder Wave - Fling

Well hold on for a minute there, if Victini is male, then how big is his cock, huh? Huhhhh?

`-`

Bigger than yours :^)

fam, it's dead whores, if it's not an impeachable offence the champ doesn't deserve it.

You have no idea who the chimp is, do you?

big


the man


the plan

´_´ it's not an impeachable offense, it's an weedable offense

are you fucking with me

He's saying pick cuckle :^)

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wait really?
well yea cuckle I guess but if someone posts a dugtrio or exegutor feel free to switch to it but only if you want to

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shit dude,then If he doesn't ask for it then I'll tell chimp to make a celesteela that can't have 95% of the moves and the items of the game,and I'll make champ search check it by default

fuck off

Projecting.
This is exactly how it works, though. Your new is showing, hard.

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fuck you
Ok,let's make this 'who's more likeable so I can give him good mons circlejerk and vice versa' instead on what's supposed to be.
Great.

he's a dumb niggerfaggot for playing favorites but his sugg is his sugg.

You're projecting that sugg on me, you should know how stupid that is.
Don't wanna get shitmens? Don't shit the bed as champ. That's always how fungame operated. If you were pissed about that you should've complained back in the MM/cuckuna days.


pretty much this. Above all else, a sugg is a sugg.

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Interesting.

That alone tells you what game the thread's about

Which Pokémon would you fugg bully with your dick?

What about ctrl shift w?

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Steenee

That is a flower user

Is Isabelle a pokemon?

I don't know. Can you you fuck a pokemon?

Good taste, I would absolutely eat her peach.

Thats straight up bullying

Where's that one photo reaction inage of the peeled banana with a face looking sad and wistful?

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Which pokemon would be responsible for 9/11?

Macro anthro Lugia

Meowth Two

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new team

this one

We wuz kangs (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Nature: Careful
- Fake Tears
- Nasty Plot
- Thief
- Shadow Ball

100 days in hoenn

This is a random picture from my porn folder. Choose a mon based on the image

If evens: Starmie, if odds: Hustle, choice band, Explosion Corsola

your favorite donnel

anyone got that z-gravity starmie on hand?

The Thing

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(Checked)
The things

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Last opp

Goosey2Juicy

also
for when this gets mirrored/archived forever

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did anyone manage to get [ Taylor Raven Wildgoose ]'s showdown name?

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also registered the account
Goosey2Juicy:isuckdick

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that was fun
new chimp

I will never sugg this or expect anyone to follow it, but here's that mega autism you wanted wewladd.


There's only 7 moves missing from that list. I think.

I will never sugg this or expect anyone to follow it, but here's that mega autism you wanted wewladd.


There's only 7 moves missing from this list.

me champ

Physical Zoroark

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Dead hours memes

A special attacking poison type to pair with Zoroark.

A mon with only punching moves and a primarily red color scheme named &KNUCKLES. You can use a shiny to fulfill the color requirement.

Infinite days in memes snorlax.

Whatever mon has the same national dex number as the last 3 digits of my post number. You may evolve it if it's NFE. If the mon is invalid, either take the previous or next valid mon numerically.

Keep the Ditto for now. Replace these memes when it's no longer dead hours and other people suggest less shit memes.

wait, do I take ALL of these?

If you want. You asked for memes. I gave you enough to fill your team. Take what you want, replace them when other people come online suggest their own.

thanks m8

i don't remember what "infinite days in memes" was

It's in the pastebin

∞ Days in Memes (Snorlax) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
- Stockpile
- Rest
- Recycle
- Block

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"What it's supposed to be" is a champ not using things that are suggested to him and not filling his open picks with Smogonshit. If champ outright states he's gonna be using Smogonshit then it's practically the responsibility of the suggesters to give him shitmons.

I just woke up and that first sentence is supposed to be "using things that are suggested to him and not filling his open picks with Smogonshit".

Wake me up with six caffeinated memes.
I AM THE CHAMP

Anything that has a Z move that raises speed called *SIPS COFFEE*

something fast

accelgor

Blue Slow (Suicune) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 16 HP / 64 Def / 176 SpD / 252 Spe
Relaxed Nature
- Substitute
- Aqua Ring
- Protect
- Toxic

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I couldn't tell you why the EVs are set up like that honestly.

Change the spread to whatever the fuck you want, that's retarded.

something that baton passes a stat called HOLD MY CUP

idiot-proof snek (Serperior) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leaf Storm

Baton pass got banned today.

post fart porn

what the fuck
something with tialwind then, jesus

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I need a moment to mourn the loss of Baton Pass.

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7ou-582800079
I don't need BP to win.
And yet… those victories feel so empty without it…

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REEEEEEEEE

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IDIOTPROOF

Sorry but I gotta dip early.
NEW CHAMP

CHAMP HAD TO GO SMONK WEED
me champ

BEAR FORCE ONE (Ursaring) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Guts
EVs: 16 HP / 252 Atk / 120 Def / 120 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Facade
- Close Combat
- Crunch
- Protect

idiot-proof star (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Iron Head

Magearna @ Life Orb Ability: Soul-Heart EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Shift Gear - Calm Mind - Fleur Cannon - Flash Cannon

make like a smogon, and use Steelium Z

Which Pokemon has the best floofs for cuddling? Id love to curl up into a Lucario. I mean there'd be hard sex at some point but for now… cuddles and naps

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OH COME THE FUCK ON

Exploud

How do you expect me to champ with 3 suggs? I'm waiting.

snips for at least one decent meme

Use a Mismagius.

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W O W

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FourBallsGappy's rating: 1311 → 1296
(-15 for losing)
KNOCKED OUT OF THE 1300 CLUB

NEW CHAMP

I champ

Remember me? (Tyranitar) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Sand Stream EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Dynamic Punch - Stone Edge - Fire Punch - Pursuit

Weavile. However
Her name, must include the words "da" "wa" "rk" "ifu". First the first word, then the third, then the second, then the fourth.
Her item, must be from the popular items tab, but. It can't be: "Assault Vest, Choice Band, Choice Specs, Eviolite, Flying Gem, Focus Sash, Leftovers, Life Orb, Lum Berry, Mental Herb, Power Herb, Rocky Helmet or Sitrus Berry."
Her Ability absolutely can't begin with the letter P and end with the letter T simultaneously. It also must have two of the same letter at adjacent spots, and it MUST be an ability that's also acquired by a legendary pokemon.
The nature must be speed benefitting, however, it can't, under any circumstance, possibly be Naive, Hasty or Timid.
The Evs have to be greater than 100 on all possible stats(unless it's 4), and if it's not 4, when squared it must total more than 15 and less than 16.
Out of your 4 moves, two must be from the "Usually useless moves" tab, one of said moves needs to start with the first letter of the alphabet, and have two same letters adjacent to eachother, but it cannot be STAB, and it also needs to have 3 of the same letter somewhere on it.
The second of said moves, must be STAB, however, it cannot be assurance, beat up, bite, embargo, faint attack, payback, snarl, snatch, thief or throat chop.
The other two moves are up to you, but, of course, one must be an ice stab, that's over 75 BP, and the other has to be some sort of coverage move, that hits one of Weavile's weaknessess, it must also be over 75 BP, and it has to at least lightly related to a boxing technique.

If you don't feel like putting all of this together, Specs Weedie(Weedle holding the item Choice Specs, his nickname must be a mix of your current username and the word "cuck". )

Impressive.

Qt 3.14 (Comfey) (F) @ Big Root
Ability: Triage
EV's 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Nature: Bold
- Leech Seed
- Grass Knot
- Toxic
- Protect

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Snips

whereDwhitewomen@ (Haxorus) (M) @ Dragonium Z Ability: Rivalry Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Dragon Dance - Attract - Outrage - EarthquakeSadomasochimera (Silvally-Dark) @ Dark Memory Ability: RKS System EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Swagger - Punishment - Pursuit - ExplosionRing a Ding Ding (Bronzong) @ Choice Band Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Gyro Ball - Zen Headbutt - Earthquake - ExplosionPick one.

a mon with a boosting move + parting shot/u turn/volt switch called BRING BACK BP (and it must also learn bp)

The mon itself should also ideally have a nice boypussy (BP)

something like this?
dark waifu (Weavile) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Pressure EVs: 152 HP / 104 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Assist - Knock Off - Icicle Crash - Poison Jab

also it CAN'T be scizor since that's smogonshit

how about bee?
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Cooltrainer Marlo: Crit again here
The opposing Citizen Snips used Knock Off!
A critical hit! Skarmory lost 30% of its health!

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I don't even know… (Electrode) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Soundproof
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball

I made an abortion

newchamp

Why are there so many intellectuals on showdown? Why do they have a council?

I thought it was just in tiers below OU

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Work Up
- Shadow Sneak
- Hydro Pump
- Night Slash

Oh god, they have "Interim council members".

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It's easy to say "Just bring whirlwind" but that's pretty much the same as "Just bring Aerial Ace or a Keen Eye pokemon to counter Minimize users". Offensive teams in particular need to make the most out of every team slot and move slot that they have in order to beat out other offensive teams while still being able to break through defensive and stall teams. Carrying a dedicated phazer means you're playing with five when the opponent has six every time you play against someone not using a speedpass core. Not to mention that most phazers can actually be beaten by the Pokemon they're meant to switch into, because drypassing when you expect a phazer to come in and switching to your own counter in the process puts pressure on your opponent even if they came prepared.

Your team cannot do everything. You will win some matchups and lose some matchups. Thats the entire point of the game.

Take your argument and make it apply to types instead of moves and strategies and you'll see how retarded it is

It's not.

There's no easy way to say this, but you're wrong. The entire point of building a team is so that you don't immediately lose to the opponent at team preview, and so you have contingency plans for things that go wrong.
I'm not gonna change my entire argument around just to make it sound sillier than it is. Instead, maybe you should go back and re-read the argument and try to understand why the problem stands where it is.

I didn't even think Baton Pass in its current state was ban-worthy. I just see where they're coming from.

give premies

u chomp?
take chomp.
with sandstorm and sand veil

It's Spherical (Electrode) @ Life Orb
Ability: Soundproof
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Electro Ball
- Gyro Ball
- Rollout
- Round

Why does it still have 0 SPE? Fix that.

Chaos Crogun (Necrozma) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Prism Armor
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Prismatic Laser
- Charge Beam
- Calm Mind
- Rest

shitmeme (Metagross) @ Assault Vest Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 HP / 160 Atk / 96 SpD Brave Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Hammer Arm - Gyro Ball - Bullet Punch - Zen HeadbuttHammer Arm + Gyro Ball = Big Damage


If you end up using anything that resembles a Smogon set (unless it was suggested that way as a premade) then use:[code]smogonfag (Caterpie) @ Choice Band Ability: Shield Dust EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA Naughty Nature - Bug Bite - Electroweb - String Shot - Tackle[/code]with no other moves.

scolipede called bp soon

death egg

IT MUST HAVE IRON DEFENSE AND GYRO BALL, AND CAN'T HAVE MEGAHORN

slow-down strategy
flinch move
kys

zarel assumed no one would be retarded enough to want both gyroball and speed evs

It's a Trick Room counter.

True, but he only has four spherical moves.

I'm especially proud of Round

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Disco Ball (Electrode) @ Light Clay
Ability: Soundproof
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Reflect
- Mirror Coat
- Light Screen
- Flash

Why do I keep memeing electrodes

So if a team cannot lose to one silver bullet meme that makes it the perfect team. And which team is that user?

POKEMON IS A GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS AND PAPER JUST GOT REMOVED FOR BEING UNFAIR

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CHAMP SWITCH SCOLIPEDE'S GYRO BALL FOR STEAMROLLER

Now all we need to do is ban scissors for being too hyper-offensive so that all that's left is slow, steady, rock stall. Just like in Gen 6.

except this argument is retarded because stall dealt with bp very well

Not to mention Scizor isn't hyper offense. He's bulky offense.

new taem

regular hoopa with scarf

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Tyranitar @ Life Orb
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 96 Atk / 160 Spe
Careful Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Crunch
- Stone Edge
or hoopa-U

Silvally. It's type must not match any type of any other mon on your team.

Crololololmao (Alomomola) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Regenerator EVs: 120 HP / 252 Def / 136 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Calm Mind - Scald - Rest - Sleep Talka viable set (Staraptor) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Intimidate EVs: 240 HP / 252 Def / 16 Spe Impish Nature - Brave Bird - Roost - Defog - Feather DanceHindenburg (Drifblim) (M) @ Flame Orb Ability: Flare Boost EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Calm Mind - Shadow Ball - Hidden Power [Fighting] - ThunderboltPick one.

Caterpie if you use smogon.

your least liked starter pokemon

hips

actually, make it band/specs if you want

Your team was rejected for the following reasons:

- Disco Ball (Electrode) must not be shiny because it has a move only available from Gen 1 Virtual Console transfer.
- Disco Ball (Electrode) must have its Hidden Ability because it has a move only available from Gen 1 Virtual Console transfer

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That's a new one.

Gay. Make those changes then.

Scizor, but you're only allowed to use moves it could learn in gen 2 and items that existed in gen 2. Light metal as ability to emulate not having an ability.

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Shekelberg (Probopass) @ Chesto Berry Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Rest - Sleep Talk - Magnet Bomb - Double Team

new chump

300th post ME CHAMP

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Work Up
- Shadow Sneak
- Hydro Pump
- Night Slash

An Electrode.

reen80's Sister (Mareanie) @ Eviolite
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Recover
- Liquidation
- Toxic
- Return

Any mon that kills electrode

4U9525 (Latias) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Levitate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psycho Shift
- Roost
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power

=== The Troll Slaiyers ===Moon Man (Lunatone) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Levitate Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA Lonely Nature - Moonlight - Psychic - Stone Edge - Iron Head Shekelberg (Probopass) @ Chesto Berry Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Rest - Sleep Talk - Magnet Bomb - Double Team Waifu (Miltank) @ Leftovers Ability: Scrappy EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Milk Drink - Substitute - Iron Head - Brick Break Hentai Monster (Tangrowth) (M) @ Big Root Ability: Chlorophyll EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe Naive Nature - Ingrain - Leech Seed - Bind - Giga Drain Sonichu (Luxray) (M) @ Quick Claw Ability: Guts Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD Sassy Nature - Eerie Impulse - Charge - Discharge - Crunch Not Guzma (Golisopod) (F) @ Bug Gem Ability: Emergency Exit EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA Brave Nature - Scald - Razor Shell - First Impression - Focus Blast

your fave mega

a shitmen

rood

what did I miss?

opp that turned modchat on gets datamined by champ
turns out it was a sheeboon that dindu nuffin

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Jaki_Black_Frost: >the opposing marowak used sleep talk!
☆mlorenz13: stunt

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reminder: Smogon wants to ban Baton Pass because it gives an equal opportunity to all players

More like smogon wants to ban baton pass because one of them lost to a noob because they couldn't be fucked packing any of the many counters to boosting.

also from that thread

Wh-what did he mean by this?

880hz paid for an 11 year-old sins

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Trained Chimpanzee: type /forfeit for free candy
reen80 forfeited.

I see that the mods of showdown are reasonable fellows.

impeach at 2 strikes imooooooooooooooooooooo

kill yourself

shoah inc

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BAN HIM NOW guy

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here's the thing I was talking about.

NEW CHAMP

I champ

I champ ubers

A spherical electric type that can learn explosion That isn't electrode

WEEDLE

or this

Sonichu Unbound (Xurkitree) @ Psychium Z
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tail Glow
- Hypnosis
- Thunderbolt
- Energy Ball

The Wisegal (Pheromosa) @ Lagging Tail Ability: Beast Boost EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Naive Nature - Quiver Dance - Me First - Bug Buzz - Focus Blast

a mon that isn't weedle but has the same body type as it

and I thought I was being a faggot with all the electrodes.

your favourite legend.

At least I gave him a choice

A primarily blue mon with only one bullet attack (any attack blocked by bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bulletproof_(Ability) ) named Megaman (or if you prefer, Rockman). You may use a shiny to fulfill the color requirement if you so choose.

Every time he defeats an opposing mon, you may add any one move of the opponent's type to his moveset. If the defeated opponent has two types, you may pick either type. You may freely replace existing move in your moveset with new moves as you KO new opponent mons. You may add/replace more than one move per match provided you get more than one KO.

KICKU (Blaziken) @ Life Orb
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
- Blaze Kick
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
- Baton Pass

A) Is BP allowed in Ubers

B) Is BP allowed with speed boost and other moves in ubers?

C) Let's hope we don't encounter chandelures or drifblims

wew

wait no, I wrote it wrong.

Yes. Good luck, tough i know you won't have it

I'm not chimp. I was curious if the ban made it to Ubers too

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You guys are a bunch of bullies

He's not wrong on that one.

Some people were destined to be bullied

Fug. I wanted to battle-bully him.

Keemstars: Isnt it against the rules to impersonate auth
@E4 Flint: it is
Keemstars: Tht guy above tho
Keemstars: Same exxact color too

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Polikarpio was muted by Peef Rimgar for 1 hour. (oddly specific shitposting)

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Did it get set to hidden?

yes it did
new champ

Shit rules

Fucking really. One of the dumbest things I have honestly heard.

Ctrl+W ruse doesn't even work anymore. If you try it, you get a notification asking if you want to forfeit the battle. And yet they still implement an auto-lock if you say ctrl+w, and a feature that pings a mod if you either say "ctrl+vv" or try to bypass it by putting ctrl or control on one line and "w" or "vv" on the next.

The human race was a mistake.

But user, were human's.

You haven't proven me wrong, don't make me get the dog.

but if humans were a mistake, and humans domesticated dogs, doesn't that make using dogs a mistake?

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Smogon is pure unadulterated AIDS

Yes

This is fake…

Please tell me this is fake…

…It isn't fake, is it?

Just evade it.

How Please don't bully

You won't get anywhere pming mods over showdown, instead post your case on the forums and use screenshots.

yeah no fuck that. ive done it before, even with screenshots. nobody is gonna go against their modjerk especially since its a private forum. just evade. tunnelbear is a free vpn client that works. its some work to find an unbanned ip though. Hide.me also works on canada's option but i dont trust it.

Too late, just made a thread about it. If I get unbanned or something I think that I would be willing to pop my chimp cherry

have fun lmao dork

I can officially say am done listing to anyone on grammar, because I can now officially say that the people don't know what the fuck there talking about. The school system is so fucked everyone has different answers, I fucking give up on listening to anyone besides the man I love, least I can rely on him. No more books, no more retarded visits to wiki how. You all can eat my ass on your opinion of grammar because no one has any fucking solid ground on what the actual answer is fuck this planet.

Tautology

Fine by me, you have bad grammar but at least I can understand what you are trying to say and that's enough for me

I know what you should do friend, just ask /lit/ for grammar advice

Holla Forums has a /lit/ board?

Thank you for providing that tid bit user, pretty much the only thing that's made sense throughout all of this.

I forgot which thread thisi s

It's dead like any other board below top 25. You're better off asking for books at Holla Forums if you want a response.

docs.google.com/document/d/1ZzUErT5hR7Ai1fi-s8ixFmdo7ggpBU-AoaAXrLVkGrU/edit?usp=sharing Here's the story so far, and from what I been told, when I Grammarly am more than fine so here's my story.

Also I want to champ, can I have Wishiwashi.

Wishiwashi name Pissipooey

Also, Pokemon Adventures: Red Edition came back from the dead.
Get HOYPE

life egg (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Soft-Boiled
- Counter
- Fire Blast
- Toxic

INTO THE TRASH


Champ you can have a choiced mon of your non-smogon choice

but why

The Pika Of BR (Raichu-Alola) @ Flying Gem Ability: Surge Surfer EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fly - Volt Tackle - Brick Break - Quick Attack

Need two more.

Sawk (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Double Kick

whoops, forgot to add evs. You can't add any more moves.

Sawk (M) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sleep Talk
- Double Kick

Resugg:
Female Lycanroc-Mignigght named Lycanna
Moves: Stone Edge, Rock Slide, Rock Climb, Counter

fill the blanks btw

There are no blanks to fill in

Hydreigon

The ahegao.


The bukkake brigade.

Resuggs:

Chimp still needs one fresh sugg to replace a resugg.

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docs.google.com/document/d/1ZzUErT5hR7Ai1fi-s8ixFmdo7ggpBU-AoaAXrLVkGrU/edit?usp=sharing New champ, new story, nicely edited.

I AM THE CHAMP
(But only in the NEW THREAD)

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Nope, it's real. of course it's fake