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あなたはオープンワールドの忍者/侍のビデオゲームを作成する責任があります。どのようにこれを達成しますか?

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youtu.be/O3Z_SsbNWps

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video games?

Neither of those genres and gimmicks really appeal to me, so I hire someone else to do so. I'm thinking 30/70 profit split sounds good. After all, he's just a codemonkey

You have a shit taste

Nah, open world is poop. I wish I could erase that concept from the video game world. Ninjas and Samurai are kind of whatever, unless we're talking hyper-stylized fantasy versions. Those are okay.

But to mix and combine them all? Pure trash.

Fantasy is shit

Остров обезьян повезло американцы бомбили вы дважды.

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RUSSIA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HACKING THE AMERICAN TWENTY SIXTEEN ELECTION!

FUCK YOU RUSSIA
STOP FUSSIN'
KILL A RUSSIAN

wwww japs make shit games wwwww

Hahaha. In all the completely retarded things in this shit article, this one stands out as particularly, heinously, untrue.

Translation for the 英語が話す人々:

Kill myself

Kill yourself reguardless

Open world isn't bad, but there's no way to make it good in the current vidya climate.

馬鹿

horsedeer

主人公が忍者で少女の部屋に忍び込んでパンツを盗み、集めることが目的のゲームなら、確かに制作したいと思います。素晴らしい考えだと思わないか、Holla Forumsくん。僕はそんなゲームなら、たまんなく好きです。

Shit idea, pantsu game dumb, go play akiba strip

What is he talking about, Japan is already doing all these things.

ただのパンツじゃない、少女のパンツなんだぞ!しかも、頭に被ることで様々能力を身に着けることもあるかもしれない。

It actually is true. It is not that hard to put a very good voice cast together. Publishers just don't give a shit and would rather hire the same few retards over and over again and give them terrible or no direction. Either that or blow all their budget on a Hollywood actor and again, give him shit direction.
Japanese voiceovers aren't just better because of the actual actors, they're better because of the effort and care put into the whole process, including direction and casting. Look at the English vs. Japanese tracks for Bayonetta. The English track is very good, because it's the original and so the actual developers of the game were there to make sure it fit their vision.

オープンワールドゲムは糞。

That said, JRPG devs/translators shouldn't care about this at all because dubs are always going to be cancer for the lowest sort of pleb who can't tell good voice work from bad. Just include the original for people who care and half-ass the dub however you can if you think there are enough plebs in your audience to justify making a dub at all.

Make Nioh with stealth.

WEEBS BTFO

Uhhh…

Samurai, sushi, karate. Wakamatsutakatsumoroto.

If you don't shut the fuck up I will shave your pussy on stage at the next game awards show.

Prepare yourself, I'm going to come shave your pussy tonight.

Mountainblade: Sengoku Nippon

wasabi desu desu ne

Two nukes weren't enough.

someone provide a translation for OP. I wanna help him out.

Read the thread faggot.

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I see it now. thank you kind user.

And a wakisaki Goku Beyblade to you too, OP.

I wonder how the battle of the Philippine sea would've turned out if pic related had entered active service by spring '44.

narudo -:DDD

Anyway i'd copypaste shinobi because shinobi is fuggen great. I don't have a fitting japanese picture so have chaika

Japan stood no chance vs burgers. They didn't have the tech, the mindset, the skills or the production capability to fight the USA.
Their fleet fleet was shit, and their army overall outdated for the time. Pearl harbor was anticipated by American or British intel services, and thus all aircraft carriers, that were the target of the Japanese surprise attack were missing when it occurred making it pointless, after that point the war was already lost for Japan.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

僕のピコは宇宙の中で最高のアニメです

私を間違っていると証明する

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lmao, that's one dumb spic
offtopic posts
on \v\
imagine

I rather like that walking ad.
The feminine version is better anyway.

Why are you not a good goy? Submit to our reddit overlords

Where can download HQ version of this song?
Don't want to download from youtube.
Google brings up nothing but youtube links.
Found artist on rutorrent, but wasn't what I was looking for.

Reminder that America provoked Japan into war with massive sanctions that would ruin their economy because FDR was a chinaboo that was butthurt over Japan intervening in China when the communists started fucking shit up in Asia.

僕のピコはホモすぎる。強いて言うなら、宇宙最低のアニメだろう。

hahahh

他妈日本鬼子楼主赶紧打开嘴巴甜我的大鸡鸡

Твой Гугл Транслейт скилл очень слаб, товарищ. Но для начала неплохо.

What did it say?

ni hao

Mark is a fag for unessecarily deleting posts

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God emperor and ruler of mankind visits this thread! Fear him, nips!
Трамп хуйло и жидовская подстилка.

Stop pretending to be Japanese. If you want to speak Japanese go to 2chan.

He came to karaoke with us one time and he kept yelling at the Japanese girl behind the counter "Where's my song? Where's my song? Where's my song?"

This is another garbage thread with no meaning, you shouldn't judge it so strictly.

They should stop making useless threads and help me dump text and translate 流行り神2

I've already got half of 黒闇天 and 予知夢 translated

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Now now, the fat dumbfuck spic banned me for "offtopic" post in this thread so obviously the thread has some deeper meaning.

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It has been like this my whole life but these last few months it has been the worst my desire has only creeped up and the feeling of wanting to be with someone only becomes more unbearable.

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Might as well learn some niglet dialect

try to regain your sleep by staying up till 6 p.m.
you'll want to fucking die but you'll sleep easily 12 hours and you'll wake up at 7 or 6 am

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isnt it the other way around

it's weird since japs are asians jews anyway.

nope that title goes to chinks or worst korea

you mean the chinese?

No, I mean japs.

We speak american here, son. You slan-eyed chink bastards need to get off my board.

You mean Australian Cunt
Seeing as we beat the gooks much harder than you did
Took you guys two of the most powerful weapons at the time to fend them off
Just took us shitposts and vb

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Emu War was West Australia you seppo

You're not big enough to have "west". You're just australia.

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And I can break a stick into many parts.
It's still a fucking stick.

So The United States of America is not a Union of States?

USA is actually big. Australia is shit, tiny and spiders.

If we include our and your Antartic territories Australia is bigger

Now you're not satisfied with wasteland you also want frozen wasteland?

Yes, we shall have all the wasteland

cant let it go to waste

It's still the chinks that are the jews of asia.

Yes Russia Knows what it means to not waste any wasteland

The jews fear the samurai because the samurai is a better jew

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get the fuck outta here, you dumb degenerate jap. your kind aren't welcome here.

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japan has the population of russia with a landmass the size of california
they could do with a population trim

Uh…is this the nipponese learning thread?

Jews are already Asian you utter retards

The chinese are the jews of asia, even more so than actual jews. Have you seen how they act in trade deals? Or how they go about with business? They are so fucking sleezy, I wish i had the greentext explaining it but my original HDD fucking broke.

DIDN'T YOU READ MY POST ( )
YOU MAGNANIMOUS ULTRA-RETARD?

KILL YOURSELF, LET THE BUGS IN THE SOIL FEAST ON YOUR SUPERFLUENT CARCASS

I MEANT TO REPLY TO


WAS TOO ANGRY TO POST PROPERLY

India is on its own continental plate that map is shit.

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Regardless of the map's quality, there is no map that doesn't say Israel is part of the Asian continent

Did you not read mine you angered fat fuck? I said even more so than actual jews. Christ, you seem to be to angry to even read along with not replying to the right person, kek.

See there is no Asian continent. There is an Eurasian continent though

TECTONIC PLATES AND CONTINENTS ARE NOT THE SAME THING YOU MEGAQUEER


THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED THEM THE JEWS OF ASIA, JUST JEWS

listen fuckheads, this is how it is:
Jews are the Jews of Asia
The Dutch are the Jews of Europe
Nigerians are the Jews of Africa
Californians are the Jews of North-America
Colombian cocaine barons are the Jews of South-America
Emus are the Jews of Australia
Penguins are the Jews of Antarctica

It's that fucking simple

and then the Chinese are the jews of the world.

okay I'm not opposed to that

Retard detected.

The contents you are referring to are fake, made up, and without intrinsic meaning.

Tough shit, faggot
When people say "Asia" they mean the continent of Asia, and not the Eurasian tectonic plate

No they refer to the nations that are populated by Asians.

With Asians being people who have slanted eyes and often yellow skin highlights.

The correct term for that is "Mongoloid", you Mongoloid

If you said the Chinese are Mongoloid Jews it would've made sense

Mongoloid refers to Mongolians who are the people of the nation Mongolia.

The term for someone living in Mongolia is Mongolian, you even used that word yourself, you dope

Races are divided in 3 major groups: negroid, caucasoid and mongoloid.
Look it up, stop pulling shit out of your ass like a hopelessly idiotic infant

No they are
American Indian or Alaska Native
Asian
Black or African American
Native Hawaiian or Other Pacific Islander
White.

No, wait, they are
Black African
Coloured
Indian or Asian
White
Other
What did I just say? My mistake I think I meant:
White,
Black,
Brown
Yellow
Indigenous

No, wait I think I fucked up its
To the black,
to the white,
the red
and the brown,
The purple
and yellow

all the evidence that we have aganist the common chinese man is greentexts and angry philippinians posts.

You should probably take a break from Holla Forums, son.

This is why you need a man like Donald to deal with them.

そんな事より1よ、ちょいと聞いてくれよ。スレとあんま関係ないけどさ。
このあいだ、近所の吉野家行ったんです。吉野家。
そしたらなんか人がめちゃくちゃいっぱいで座れないんです。
で、よく見たらなんか垂れ幕下がってて、150円引き、とか書いてあるんです。
もうね、アホかと。馬鹿かと。
お前らな、150円引き如きで普段来てない吉野家に来てんじゃねーよ、ボケが。
150円だよ、150円。
なんか親子連れとかもいるし。一家4人で吉野家か。おめでてーな。
よーしパパ特盛頼んじゃうぞー、とか言ってるの。もう見てらんない。
お前らな、150円やるからその席空けろと。
吉野家ってのはな、もっと殺伐としてるべきなんだよ。
Uの字テーブルの向かいに座った奴といつ喧嘩が始まってもおかしくない、
刺すか刺されるか、そんな雰囲気がいいんじゃねーか。女子供は、すっこんでろ。
で、やっと座れたかと思ったら、隣の奴が、大盛つゆだくで、とか言ってるんです。
そこでまたぶち切れですよ。
あのな、つゆだくなんてきょうび流行んねーんだよ。ボケが。
得意げな顔して何が、つゆだくで、だ。
お前は本当につゆだくを食いたいのかと問いたい。問い詰めたい。小1時間問い詰めたい。
お前、つゆだくって言いたいだけちゃうんかと。
吉野家通の俺から言わせてもらえば今、吉野家通の間での最新流行はやっぱり、
ねぎだく、これだね。
大盛りねぎだくギョク。これが通の頼み方。
ねぎだくってのはねぎが多めに入ってる。そん代わり肉が少なめ。これ。
で、それに大盛りギョク(玉子)。これ最強。
しかしこれを頼むと次から店員にマークされるという危険も伴う、諸刃の剣。
素人にはお薦め出来ない。
まあお前、1は、牛鮭定食でも食ってなさいってこった。

autism

There's more than three races, dude. The Negroid/Caucasoid/Mongoloid division is broad as fuck and you can get real autistic about which precise sub-sub-race a given individual belongs to.

Additionally it kinda breaks down even on a broad scale. For example, Abos and Polynesians are superficially Negroid, but they're not behaviorally similar at all to Africans. Amerindians are conventionally Mongoloid, but there's the question of whether they've diverged significantly enough from the main stock to be considered a separate race. Arabs and (if you go by craniology) Ethiopians are Caucasoid, but they're observably different from Europeans (which is what you think of when you think Caucasoid).

Nice pasta. I hope you get shanked for real at Yoshinoya next time. 150 yen discount is still 150 yen nigga. You could play an arcade game and a half for that kind of money.

But donald is yet another kike

Just play Way of the Samurai?

What a fucking faggot

Chosonids look damn perfect.

korean filths are far from perfection. Why do you think they put so much value into plastic surgery?

Suck fat kims neelde prick you invalid.

I mean on that exact photo.