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Justin King
Justin King

409 replies 251 images

music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZGvy0k9lc

the international starting soon
https://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huuYCbKYnM
http://uploadpie.com/AWbFo
Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

thats better than any of my friends

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

worst op

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

i press the letters and they go in the box so when i press the word post my friends can see which letters i pressed

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

u sure about that
cupcake exists

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

It's 420 replies now

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

You're so good at overwatch and osu

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

I don't even remember what my trip used to be before this.
I'm sure it was fucking stupid though.

1261326
No, fondue is a middle-aged boring white people gimmick.
Cheese, chips, cheese and chips
Sent

John Lewis
John Lewis

isn't that just terrific

Lucas White
Lucas White

i have it if you've lost it

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Pizza, chili, chili on pizza, cookies, brownies, brownies with pot in them, soda, rum.

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

i think my trip before this was !Hobbes2KsU

man that was like a year and a half ago

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

Y-yeah.. That sounds about right.

Needs to be done though.

Oh, my birthday is on Tuesday though.

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

And I'm dragging gimmicks to the 21st CENTURY!

I remember when I did a small party, I got cheap nachoes and pizza. But fondue could actually be fun.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

Doesn't look like this 63 will last long, arigatou hanzo pickers ( ._.)

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

Ooooh~! Getting anything nice? ♥

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

nick pls messenger

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Just keep playing McRee and you'll get to 70 in no time, I believe in you

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

I have it, I just don't remember what it was.
Those are all pretty good, especially pan pizza.
Gat stuffed

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

I already am, bby

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

Don't worry i'm here.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Just got home.
Had a stroke.

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

bbl killing self now that everything is ruined forever

James Williams
James Williams

I feel Epic Meal Time would be good to watch while high.

Be still my heart.

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

That kind of stroke?

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

A joke about a topic from earlier.
[Hue hues externally]

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

And now you'll never leave.
LEMME TAKE A PIECE OF YOU
KEEP YOU WITH ME 5EVA

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

How's life treating ya, DooP?

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

how does sheever keep getting cuter

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

EMT was never good

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

What?
Also what?

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I don't know. Probably not.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

Not too bad. Just being worked like a dog. Been in work alot, by the time my day off comes tuesday I will have been in work in some fashion for 8 days straight.
Im feeling run down, and knowing my luck, the cold I have been dodging for 2 weeks will strike me on Monday evening ahead of my day off.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

You don't need to understand
Just let it happen~

TI money, International spa treatments,
if you had a shitload of money, you too can get rare soaps to bring out the cute in you.

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

I need to understand.

Joseph Morris
Joseph Morris

if i was rich the first thing i would do is get a pet water buffalo
and make sure it has a good habitat of course

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

fucking buses

Jaxson Wilson
Jaxson Wilson

Dang. Clob not gonna treat you?

That would just be so shit, DooP. You are forbidden from getting a cold.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

The show? No.
The food? Maybe.

Wouldn't know, would have to inquire from friends who are high all the time.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/be_still_my_heart
contemporary

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

lol no

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

pretty sure the exhaust is gonna be too wide for that

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

...Its a weird fetish

I might get a big carton of OJ for tomorrows shift and hope that the OD on Vitamin C will aid me.
How are you?

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

I'm just feeling very pent up, excited and wanna pet everything and vibrate through walls

I'd like a goat.
Or a cow.
Something that eats grass and you can make milk out of.

Aren't water buffalo super territorial though?
Fuck, why stop there? Make a water buffalo reservation, get money by offering viewings on a truck.

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

yeah also you burn the skin off your cock if you stick in an exhaust

so i hear

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

Oh I've never seen someone say that before.

Julian Roberts
Julian Roberts

Oh. Well, shit.

I'm doing really rather well, thank-you.

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

Well there you go.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

vibrate through walls

Do this

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Yeah, he just made me feel terrible a lot. I'm not down for that anymore.

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

so that's why your dick looks like that

im sure after several domestic generations water buffalos become pretty tame

they have them into the indian asian countries

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

whatcha been doing?

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

What a cunt. You need someone fair.

Josiah James
Josiah James

i said colb was bad

no one listened

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

Making games and playing games.

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

btw i guess monkey king gets to turn into trees

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

*shrugs*

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

Dont hate the player
hows it coming along?

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

Boo jr, you have inherited your dad's water buffalo farm
Now it is your duty to breed the coolest, most chill water buffalo in America

Yeah, that's what they do with bulls, but in reverse and breed the angriest ones to get even angrier bulls/

I'm trying, the walls are to thick.

More mindfucks than Techies.
Timbersaw just got more legit

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Thanks dad.

David Wilson
David Wilson

Buy iron branches
Fuck with people even more

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Ah?

John Reyes
John Reyes

You'll just have to run 'em by me and my bat. I'll sort the diamonds out from the rhinestones.

Progress is slow. I am easily distracted.

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

Nah. I'm just gonna stop trying for a while again.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

When havent you ever been heh

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

Try harder
hmm

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

Makes sense.

When strong stimulants are involved I focus pretty well.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Hm.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

Welp, I got good news and bad news.
I vibrated into the floor.
Good news is my pelvis cannot commit any more evil.

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

When reality becomes le caffeine blur

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

RIP R2D2

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

idk about you but pet water buffalos would totally take off

maybe if they were bred to be okay with medium size enclosures

with a little moat

yeah monkey kings gonna be hella fun

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

mh
Thank god thats over with.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

I'm too old to find a relationship anyway.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Only amongst the rich.
Usually pets gotta be small and easy to deal with.

Even pigs are a fucking pain to deal with, they are worse than cats in the sense they scream bloody murder if they don't get overfed when they want.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Poppycock!

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

You work at a dq right ?

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

:(

Unfortunately. Why?

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

i want a pet pig ;_;

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

Aren't you just a year younger than me?
Quit being dramatic

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

Did they all put a come Grill nd Chill sign on all of them or is it just some shitty south florida thing
nani ?

William Perry
William Perry

Lol welma too old

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

I do not know how old you are.

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

lmao scanner u watching this shit

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

Hell, if I wasn't so bad for you I would do it.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

I recall being about the same age.
I'm 25.

Colton Mitchell
Colton Mitchell

They're smart, and can appreciate your company and food, but they are REALLY needy.

Friend of mine had a pet pig, had to give it away because of screaming in the night.

For now.
What is your name again?

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

Welma and Sama hella old

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

I don't know about the signage, but ours is a grill and chill.

Scoots, pls :(

S-sorry.

Yeah. 26 on Tuesday.

STAHP :(

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

Wow you are too old, nevermind.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Is there anyone here who isn't either young as hell or old as fuck?

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

i never met a pet pig
only seen videos
feelsbadman

ive dissected them though

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

Yo let's grill nd chill I can make a mean burger I'll be there in a sec

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

cummy wummy tummy

Levi Price
Levi Price

I don't know.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

Nezumi, Archives or Ban

Owen Collins
Owen Collins

How old are you?
You're only 24 or something, right?

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

I don't eat beef.

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Don't be; I can just be your gay bestfriend instead.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Closer to 30 actually.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

It's a boca burger

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

I'm not too good with friends either, apparently.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

What's that?

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

I forgot to ask for the potato wedges instead of the mashed potatoes
These don't even taste like they have any kind of butter in them, what the fuck
Do people actually eat this?

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

Oh. I guess you're in that range of older people.
I would say 17 is the low end with 35 being the high for either extreme.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

Like, a whole pig?
We only got to do sheep hearts and kidneys.
And speaking of which, one thing I always wanted to cook is poached heart.

Oh, hi Nezi.
I fucking suck at names.
Don't take it personally.

Semen makes the best lotion for your skin.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

It looks like we only have on possibility left.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Which is?

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Nezumi =/= Nezi

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

yah
i have dissected a worm, a pig, a frog, and a cat
oh and a squid also at catalina

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

It would seem so... If we collated the data it would make an intriguing demographic graph I guess.
None of us are making it out alive.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

Nezumi ~ Nezi

theyre almost the same

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

It's this vegetarian burger they sell here it's made out of soy and wheat or something, they're really big in the fancy part of the city

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

Glad the distinction needs to be brought up.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

no good at relationshits
no good at friends
I'll just be your bad habit.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHORTENING NAMES
Sorry Ban.

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

If you don't have your life together by the time you are 25 it's over, there's no hope for you.

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Maxi is a fucking sexy beast.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

What's the inside of a worm like?
I can understand cats and frogs, and I know squids have beaks.

Btw, where do squids poop?

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

how is this true at all?

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

The fur threads had many charts like that.
The most notable being the penis length chart that GayFur made. I was lucky enough to avoid when that one happened.

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

have a year left
I CAN STILL MAKE IT

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Bonnie Tyler is gr8

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

That was the one I had in mind. Disgusting dick chart.
Also what defines "life together"?

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

That sounds gross too :/

See? I'm good at those~

Wow.

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

im pretty sure they shit through the beak
thats the only real hole they have
its a sharp little pyramid thing that has a tiny little opening

the inside of a worm is just a bunch of guts

several copies of them in case a piece gets broken off

Levi James
Levi James

Bye thread. Yan rekt me so I'mma cry.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

:(

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

Oh for some reason I thought Yan's post was a squash post. I wasnt paying complete attention

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

I would say it's knowing what direction you want your life to go in as you go.
Having a set of priorities and being successful in making them come to fruition. Not necessarily having them at the moment.

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

That wasn't even directed at you
Stop being so sensitive and delicate, you flower.

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

They're alright, I got it once when I was in boca cus I thought it was like a cool burger or something but it really just made me want to eat meat

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

Although getting me into your blood might be difficult so we're gonna have to do that backwards.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

That seems a decent definition.
Also see

I am rolling my eyes as thinking "oh boy, this kind of retarded bait meme shit..."

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

Squids shit through their mouths
Yep, this is why I hate the sea.
As TBFP has stated, 'the ocean is Earth's basement where all sorts of evil roams which never sees the light of day'.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

You don't live with your parents and you have a job and some semblance of a social life and an idea of what you want to do with your future, which you are taking steps to achieve.
If you don't think you have your life together, I don't think that's on me.

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

I don't mind.
There hasn't been much of actually discussion to keep me occupied, so something like that was nice.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Oh, well shit, soon I'll have all of these things!

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

whos TBFP
also yeah thats why i love the ocean
there are probably so many cool alienlike sea monsters out there that we've seen

solely absed on the fact that we've discovered so little

i almost became a marine biologist for it

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

What if ones goals in life is to live with their parents with no job or social life and no idea what to do with their future?

Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

That's not a goal.

Luis Green
Luis Green

Not to you.
Sounds like Luka's goal though.
And they got it. At least as far as I know of.

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Well I guess that's true.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

AI just think you shouldnt really be giving arbitrary markers and milestones to judge everyone by. Considering everyone's life is not a carbon copy of another.
I find the question at hand is more of a abstract state of mind kind of "issue" rather than an economically driven one.

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

Also, being retired with enough money to take care of your elderly parents as an introvert who has grown tired of painting fruits and wants to discover themselves after they parents die.

That whole thing fits what I said and sounds pretty normal as far as personal lives for some people.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Two Best Friends Play.
And that's exactly why the fucking ocean both fascinates and scares the shit out of me.

Even land things that associate with water are fucked up.

malard ducks reproduce solely by gangrape
Jellyfish are mindless organisms whose sole purpose is to sting shit
Coconut crabs eat shit until they grow to the size of garbage cans, then they eat humans
Fucking latern fish.

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

game is starting brah
fucking hype

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

This is old news, literally no normal person cares about how Luka wastes their life.
Stabs at Luka are sad and petty and outdated and irrelevant.
Please find new material/victim.
Crybaby
Literally never happens to anyone by the age of 25.

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

I think if we are to govern our lives based on the same ideal it would simply be to live in a way that makes you happy.
At least if we're to break it down into the most simplistic and generally comparable way.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

I would love to be able to take care of my mother or father comfortably after retirement, and I don't see myself knowing what I want to do before I die.

And it's not outdated if it is still relevant.

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

I can't help it most of the time anymore x_x

Sorry.

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

Happiness definitley being the core.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

I'll watch later, soon as I'm done with Darkest Dunjin.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

What makes you happy?

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Luka is not relevant just because you forcefully inject them into every conversation about NEETs and losers.
No one cares about Luka.
I don't really care, I was just teasing you.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Mean.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Luka is the prime example of NEET.

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

I'm the nicest ever, what are you on about?

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

I dunno. You have a different flavor of teasing I guess.

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

For you, personally, because you have whatever against them for whatever reason when hardly anyone replies to Luka anymore.
Let it the fuck go already.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

very true with the luka comment

but brah
EG is about to take another TI
you gotta watch this

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

w..woah ! Lewd master !

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

I guess you're not used to teasing that isn't SEMEN-FLAVORED
ahue ecks dee
(this denotes that I am not being serious and just teasing you.)

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

New steam pp

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

Goodbye, Yan.

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

you have to start being nice to him in thread because of me

shit dude
sorry

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Whaa ?

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

I fucked up, time to watch now.

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

Wow that is a helluva question. Having a worthwhile job that makes me feel like I am contributing to the life of others. That my work is the what aids someone else get where they want to go.
Having enough money to pay my bills and having extra to spend on some "luxuries", or atleast having enough money where I can do things.
Having a social circle where I can be me and not have to be an actor.
Family.
Being able to indulge in the consumption of my preferred media... Be it history or sports or books.
And much much more.
There is definitley more that could be mentioned.
But /blog.

Et tu?

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Taking an hour to reply with 1 image is "nice"?
You wish you had that much influence lmao

Profile pic

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

Catchya later Welmagator

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

we're in mid draft

this is the only time youre acknowledging him ever
right after i get done reaming you

im genuinely sorry
i know you got to keep up some visage for him but now you gotta actually work for your money

feelsbadman

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Gonna watch not in browser but in the other thing so I can do predicitons.

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

this is the only time youre acknowledging him ever
Not true
right after i get done reaming you
You mean 6 hours ago?

Stop trying

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

I'll make mine into something you'll really like ^^

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

yeah you know when the threads have been going on for 5 years and your begging relationship for like 1(?) 6 hours isnt very long lol

it is the only time youre acknowledging him. he begs for your attention all day and you make him buy games for you to get it

i think its hilarious

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

Seems like a good idea of what you have in life to aspire for.

For me I just want someone else to be with. I don't much care for money or frivolous living. I could live meagerly and be happy as long as it was with another person that loved me deeply. I'm very bad with people, but I don't cope well alone.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

What are you even trying to say with that first sentence?

He's never bought me any games

Good for you

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

never bought me any games
do u think hes gonna believe you when youre lying to support your argument?

the visage might break brah

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

Chill out Boo

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

You literally know nothing of our relationship, shouldn't you worry about your dying mom instead of us ?

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

im pretty chill
i got some taquitos

my mamas fine though
im more concerned about making you cry like the bitch you are

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

What predictions did you put down, boo?

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

I meant on the Subtle/Desu thing.

Landon Nguyen
Landon Nguyen

calls a british neet 'master'
tries to argue 5 minutes after

none
i didnt do anything with the client
havent played dotes in months
im gonna get back into it

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

Cliché response imminent - I am sure you will find someone though. Lonliness is horrid and happens.
You seem like a nice enough dude to be wanted so I havent really much doubt someone will come along soon enough.
Be it a big ol daddy or a doberman(kek).
I have to say that was something that is quite number one that I did not mention. That having/being with someone.
I guess its nature to have another to share yourself with.

I am not really on the look out for someone because I have an ill perception/self image atm and need to get my butt into gear and get some motivation.
I need to start building my SHia "Do it" foghorn relay.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Squash you said you'd link me.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

i like it
why would i stop
also he just talked about my ma homie

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

SAO a shit

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

Neither of us give a shit about what you say or how you feel about us and have no influence over anything we do, stop being so delusional

William Brown
William Brown

Who else is a duo here?
I NEED TO KNOW

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

I need to start building my SHia "Do it" foghorn relay.

John Sanders
John Sanders

then why are you crying so much?
did you max out another credit card for him and need to vent?

Justin Rodriguez
Justin Rodriguez

You're not even worth arguing over. Just go kill yourself

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

I'm told I'm nice. I know I have a myriad of flaws though. I just need someone to help with that.

Dog joke
Ha. Honestly as perverse as it is I could be content with just having a dog and living in the mountains my whole life.

You seem like a good person yourself when you aren't transcending life to be a meme. One of the few people who seem capable of thoughtful discussion here really. Though that could be because you don't hold petty grudges with people.

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

your master literally stopped defending you
why should you if he wont even lmao
youre a roach trying to stand up to a human

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

M-master, subtle... let me b-buy you Overwatch senpai-sama

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

LMAO
how did you edit this

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Scoots x Squash OTP

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

I simply can not love a man whos belly I have not seen.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

I want a pet Aoba.

Brandon James
Brandon James

squash is gossiping about you in steam chats

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

Nezi

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Don't think so highly of yourself.
Quirky simply asked who was in thread.

Henry Young
Henry Young

having not seen Scoots' tummy

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

roach has been squashed
halt in posting confirmed

return to HQ for RNR

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

Y-You have!?

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

;w;

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

Of course.

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

Make my memes and dreams come true.

Yeah, grudges aren't something I feel inclined to. Just another negative in life I can do without. By and large I can let the great majority of shit go.
And as far as becoming a living meme goes. I dunno how that works. I guess I find it easier to meme than to be caught in deep discussions. Plus it could be on some level a simple defence mechanism. I've had quite a few important people from threads just upsticks and leave me high and dry. Its not something I particularly like or handle well. Especially when I become invested in people I get really invested. Keeping everyone at arms length in a flurry of memes and drama is a consisent cycle.
Alone on a mountain with dog

Now I cant help but picture you as Mark Wahlberg in Shooter.

DId a quick 5 minute photoshop job.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

Scoot's tummy talk

Oh god. This can only end well.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

We are not the same person.

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

Make mine come true first and we have a deal.

Cooper Lewis
Cooper Lewis

How do we achieve and believe?

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

hes trolling you dude
thats actually nezi

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

Call my dad and talk to him for me.

I will hook you up with Squash.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

GIVE ME THE NUMBER
BOO WILL TAKE THIS FALL

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

No. Go away.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

Show it to me.

Wise way to be here. The only real malcontent I have for someone here is Luka, and I often wonder if I've just perpetuated it on my own most days. I suppose there are worse ways to be. I think I'll just let that go now.

Getting invested isn't bad, but it's smart to understand they won't be around forever. Better 5 close friends than 100 that you hardly know though.

I personally enjoy the mechanics you and I have with each other. I would not go as far to say we are close, or really friends to any extent.
I think that's why I like it so much. There is no investment in the long run.

I have never seen Shooter.
I will assume it is a complement.

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

this is a very aggressive turn youve taken

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

Yeah, just realized.
Just wanted to shorten name, but Ban sounds good.

But Boo, I can't trust you either. You could be lying.

Btw, which team are you rooting for?

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

I am at least twice as grizzled as Mark Wahlburg.

William Wilson
William Wilson

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

I do not save things from here. It was in a TC.

You and TP seemed pretty aggressive last night. *shrugs*

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

i bleed blue all day

also why would i lie to you? i said i didnt want to be mean to you anymore. ban(trevor) is known as nezi/nezumi here

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

well okay

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME IN THIS PERPETUAL HELL

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

:3c

Hell is where the heart is~

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

I demand that image.

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

Ooooohhh, ok.
And even so, it'll be funny to wind someone out of shape.

You think everyone in dota2 is on cocaine and adderol to deal with burnout?

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

of course
not cocaine but definitely adderol
the prize is huge dude, theyre doing whatever possible to win

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

I don't have it. I just said that.

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

I am pretty bad on phones... Well, I am good... But I dont like phonecalls. I get motormouth. To be honest i get real motormouth when I am nervous.

Never seen shooter.

Well basically MarkyMark is a bitching sniper who gets left in the wilds of some Ethiopean styled african nation by some shady Murrican agency. It fast forwards a year or two after and he is a retired mountain man with conspiracy in his noggin because of that situation. He has a dog. And lives in seclusion. Great film. I wont spoiler it. Have the trailer.

And well, I do have a very few who I currently confide in from here. I am too aware that people arent here forever but cant help the feels.
But overall I am happy enough with those that "know" me know me. I'm really not the asshole alot of posters would paint me to be, I think atleast. Having a mask is nice.

How would you describe our dynamic? Its an interesting one. I wonder if we could have one of our "boffins" analyze. But the expendability and the casual nature is a good thing.

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

How long till people will start doing drug test things in e-sports, you think?

Plus, predicted that QOP would get a triple kill first... how wrong I was.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

Go get it.
I'm sure you have Scoots added.

Obtain one.
Then give it to me.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Ughhh

What do I get in return?

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

you remember that time i put on 21 shirts and jackets

i just found the image

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

I forgot the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huuYCbKYnM

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

JEsus.
If you ever fancy doing something stupid, I suggest making shitty improvised, bulletproof ceramic vests

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

I'll get George to watch it with me.
He is a big fan of movies in general.

I don't think you're an asshole. I've come to understand that about a year ago. It's why your jabs don't land with me like they use to.

As for us?
I think we understand each other to an extent. We've fought, and we've had good days. Because of that I don't think you and I could ever really hurt each other personally. Nor are we close enough or friendly enough that we feel compelled to sugar coat everything with the other. I think it's healthy to have something like this in a place of volatile toxicity and rose tinted glasses. A healthy medium of the two.
And a rare one at that.

My belly pic.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

I don't want to see that. Sorry.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

My belly pic.

You do not want this.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Do it do it do it !

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

SHOW ME DAT PRIME MEAT

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

Wait, hold up.
You wanted my feet pics before.
Sit down, harlot.

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

Crucially, not belly pics.

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

oink mofos

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

hi murder !

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

I think people here are too focused on the love or hate and forget the middle. The middle is a nice place to be... Wedged...In the middle... Like a sandwich.

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

i bet darwin was conflicted while watching the olympic gymnastic team. like should totally fap but most of them were actually legal

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

very good

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

Murder likes underage schoolgirls.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

But they were girls, not boys.

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

-pet-

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

DARWIN IS BI YOU INTOLERANT CUCK

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Wedge me into a Scoots/Loco sandwich.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

jesus that's a lot of calories

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

Ahahaha, I am sure there is a subway pun here. But that would attract luka.

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

oh my got scoots did you fucking see that

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

http://uploadpie.com/AWbFo

click for Shiro^^^^^^^^^^^

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Please. I just said I am letting that go.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

scoot weighs like 300 stones. no way he needs anymore sandwiches

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

?

S'all gravy mang.

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

i meant scanner

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

you realize shiro is a pedophile, right?

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

*290 stone

I lost weight.
Jerk

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

yeah i didnt get this one either
sexual relations with scoots sounds disgusting

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

I do not even like gravy.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Shirtless proof pls thnk u

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

The anime chick, shiro.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

that weirdo qt blew him so he must have a decent dong at least. but then again qt is kinda a craigslist whore

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

doesnt like gravy
expects godly northern body pictures in return.

This temple was built by gravy.

Henry Price
Henry Price

mornin

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

kinda

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

Then I shall become a devout.

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

BECAUSE OF YOU
YOU SEMEN DEMON

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

You

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Glorious, bringing the hufddled masses closer to the true voice...

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

nope

Asher Davis
Asher Davis

pity (you)

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

boxxy is so hot tbh

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

So when do I get to lather you in gravy?

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

dude this is just so gross. please cease and desist

Ethan Stewart
Ethan Stewart

I...
Think it might be time I go play Skyrim and lurk.
<. <

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

thank god

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Later, love.
I enjoyed this.

Julian King
Julian King

I guess it's time to wait for Cup and Test to play OW.

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

squash i've been growing my belly just for you. still no hair sadly

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

I am not sure who this is.

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

you're terrible at this

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

i was kidding swedish
dont suicide

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

I'm sure if you know me well enough you'll know I don't know how to tell anons apart anymore.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

EG Giving Universe le balanced purple time stopping man

What are they thinking?

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

i know you well enough

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

Quirky, halp.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

peter is on a whole nother level that we cant possibly comprehend
game 1 was just the download
eg are about to stomp

screencap this

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

TP?

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

is that fish? he's actually not vomit inducing in that

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

yessir

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

yes im avataring with swedish

Chase Foster
Chase Foster

I'm tired as fug and still waking consciousness

no

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

so weird about that rape baby lol

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

I would not get at for me.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

yeah dude
dont listen to her btw
its actually swedish

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

get at what? a glorious bear bod?

Anthony James
Anthony James

do you listen to linkin park

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

Post your elbow instead Kyle
It is like a belly, but not.

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

For me.

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

no

Parker Price
Parker Price

SVEEEEEEEEEEEN

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

More anons
Oh my GOD DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE A CONNIPTION!?

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

i agree. post elbow

Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

I love anons

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

talk to me you stupid slut
we're literally at a 1:0 (you) exchange rate
2:0 after i click new reply

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

You're a good guy

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

that's not how math works

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Fishy, talk to me and cuck Boo~

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

you also love supporting a tranny on the internet that you will never fuck. your opinions are invalid

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

aww 2late :(

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

Cuck them both for me.

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

I bet a tin penny that's David.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

im pretty good at math
how are you feeling

David Cooper
David Cooper

HEY DAVID !

James Perez
James Perez

Hello David

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

i only cuck my friends irl

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

It's probably just TP or someone else nobody gives a shit about.

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

So I guess we need to meet.

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

I wouldn't be surprised if it's Luka with a VPN

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

I feel like it was probably a once in a lifetime thing.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

Bah.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

I know, right?

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

The rain is therapeutic in this state.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Honestly I've met so many of you guys as is I'm losing track.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Slut.

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

I wish it would rain
You have not met me

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

yfw Jakiro mid
yfw telling me PETER is the master mind here and NOT BASED MISERY

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Huh?

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Yet~

Nothing.

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

peter literally has this in the bag guy
look at fears farm
this is in the bag

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

WHATD I TELL YOU LEWDS

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

doter

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Complete with a tilde
You'll have to find me, I am Carmen Sandiego at heart.

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

You've posted your address.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

i'm so high lol

David Cox
David Cox

hey guys 420 lmao
yep, it's TP

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

I am Carmen Sandiego at heart, in actions I am closer to Waldo's brother who is easy to find.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

fucking burned by fish.
JDIMSA

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

lmao WEED its like your soaking up weed like you high on a blunt or something 560

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

You are so full of whimsy.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Thank you, I am only exerting it by virtue of your company.

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

eventually the goal is to talk with nothing but star trek images

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

I'M LOOKING
LOL

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

¬_¬

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

Why wait?

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

gril I'm attracted to at work
feel like she's been kind of flirty
she seems keen to talk a lot now
do some cheeky facebook stalking
single
Holy shit what if I was right and not imagining this? Ohhh shit.

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

folder aint shit yet

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

that fucking tp cancel tho

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Try it anyways.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

M-maybe I could be your Swedish fish tonight~

Zachary Bailey
Zachary Bailey

It still makes you a stalker.

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

theres the old man
fear best player NA

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Don't gain like 150 pounds.
You're fine as you are.

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

Yes, I am aware of that.

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me~

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

I fucking hate this.

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

Sorry what?

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

shhh

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

Just try not creeping on her Facebook shit.

You border on eating disorder. I don't think I've ever called you fat, even jokingly.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

slark 3k ahead of a Sven
Fear getting too old for this

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

:( I knowwwww.

Yes you have.

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

every day

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

The only truly assholish comments I can even remember making without intending for them to be was the Jenner thing.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

this isnt drake?????

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

Hmmph.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

But it's such a convenient way to learn if someone's single or not.

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

my b

Or you can just not stalk their various social media shit and JUST FUCKING ASK THEM IN PERSON. IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY INTERESTED, THEY WON'T MIND TELLING YOU.

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

i wish he would get more of his songs uploaded on youtube
really dont wanna have to get the album from my other comptuer

William Scott
William Scott

FUCKING FINE THEN I WILL

FUCK

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

You also posted this at me when I got a pizza:

Fatty, fatty, two by four.

Can't get through the bathroom door.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

Someone buy me pizza.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Post your address.

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

What would you like on it?

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

Someone buy me a spine and a set of balls.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

pizza?

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

No! Stalk her IRL too. Follow her home, find out her routines, see if she has any info laying about, check their trash and that sort of stuff. You want to be thorough!

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

I don't know it. i'd have to look.

Don't actually do that. I would feel bad with nothing to give you in return.

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

You can have my balls. They've shrunk significantly though.

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

I would not, I was going to mock or compliment you on your topping choices.

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

Don't be a creep.

That's like a kid's rhyming thing.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

It will probably just be a plethora of various sausages.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

That is an acceptable topping choice.
Sausage is great

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

iunno I puked my pizza from it that's all I remember.

I made it through the bathroom door btw

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

But you already have balls

I've seen them

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

bacon and sausage with bbq sauce

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

tfw you have not seen Yam's balls

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

nobody wanted to kill anyone
big shouty stick

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

How many people here have never had another poster see their balls now?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

Ballss for Colby.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Find it and give it to me so I can share it with David.

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

probably just blood-chan

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

Colbs has shown all three.

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

That's kind of gross.
Because it made you sick or the obvious?

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Text me and I will.

Have we confirmed they have them?

Made a ball joke here...

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

I lost my testicles to cancer, so me.

John Roberts
John Roberts

not for long

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

3 WAS NOT ENOUGH

YOUR BALL GOD DEMANDS MORE

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

HEY, WE'RE BOTH BEATING THIS LONG DEAD HORSE.

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

Can't be many.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

i don't think we really need to

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

I'll give you something long to beat.

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

Your horse like face?

William Murphy
William Murphy

Purge.

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

My life has hit an all time low when I am laughing at 2 of my own jokes in less than 10 min.

My penis, Gilligan.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

His face isn't horse-like tho, way too round

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

WAY TO GO FEAR !

John Walker
John Walker

Eww.

I wouldn't call 4" long but that's your gig.

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

You haven't even seen my penis.

Robert White
Robert White

I am making vague, unbased insults for the hell of it.
I don't even know what he looks like.

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

And I thank God for that.

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