so sleepi I could lie down right now nad sleep
Be back later.
I have a few minutes while I let my phone finish charging.
im usually nice to everyone i have romantic interest in
but i understand the argument point
i fucking love porridge
life support low
today is when yesterday no longer was
you torrenting yet?
pass that shit homie
so is tomorrow when today no longer is?
bedtim bai today
tomorrow is the first tim yesterday was not yesterday anymore
already torrented played a few hours and had fun saved and closed for the morning
it was so ez to torrent too...
is there already a torrent out?
holy shit link me
i bet the filesize is so fucking small lmao
2.5 gb for all of them
worked flawlessly (excluding the games own poor optimization that wants to eat your cpu whole and kill your system)
surprising all low settings looks still good.
It's the middle of the night, you're on Holla Forums, when suddenly you hear a loud noise in the kitchen. Curiously, you enter the kitchen to see what the noise was. You immediately see Nazrin nibbling on the newly bought cheese that you've saved in the refrigerator to use as an ingredient for a later meal. You then walk up to the greedy and hungry touhou and say __.
YOURE A DEAD MOTHER FUCKER
*shoots the home invader*
Why would you bully the mouse !? She just wanted a nice meal that's so rude
so is breaking and entering
Net cutting in and out and slow as fuck when it's even around
FUCK TWC AND FUCK SPECTRUM
That's assuming mice understands anything I say
What the fuck?
Love me nazarin.
She's a touhou of course she'd know what you're saying
She doesn't look particularly sharp
holy shit thats so bad lmao
thank you luka
i bet it runs better than the steam version
I would have almost expected Erio to write something like this.
holy shit this is autistic
there are people who really can't understand blatant sarcasm
if you change the settings sure, its the GOG version without steam DRM
soo less bloat maybe? :)
ah true true
damn luka i didnt even think of that
thats probably right
i understood it
it was just autistic and cringy
like darwin in general
understanding things must have taken on a new meaning when I wasn't paying attention.
blankposting really makes ur argument a success
this definitely proves darwins autistic ramble wasnt an autistic ramble
argument implies I give even the slightest of shits.
the torrent istalled so flawlessly
just run the two .exe
and it plays.... just like that. the install took less than a minute too.
obviously you do lol
its not even a long installation?
thats so embarrassing
remember it was my idea to tell you to torrent things ~
too bad it runs like trash, horribly unoptimized.
20 fps sucks
yeah thats 90% of the steam reviews
i cant believe people thought it was gonna be good lmao
it was so obvious wasnt it
check out the steam reviews
I don't remember most of the things in this folder. it's like 8 years old.
it looks it
i think all the torrent i downloaded needs is a nice patch and i think i'll be 60fps soon...
if i can find out how to patch manually...
Good early morning.
That was not supposed to have a link
Good early morning, everyone.
some of the stuff I know I've saved in more recent years, but a lot of it is just so old.
good morning, goggles.
fat shamer and a sexist!?
usually they make patch torrents that you just run a .exe to update
the pirate community really cares about conveniency
wow, why are you so obsessed with me?
I'm a pretty horrible person.
oh well. what can you do?
Hey capcuck, how are you?
You must be mistaken.
is there anything else im missing on my character or am i good to go
i was just joking fam
be horrible with you
hmmm... i wonder if i can find a legit pirate patch exe
what kind of hat do dindus wear?
is there a brand?
Let's wait for Squash to come online.
um wow, rude
there will be if the devs actually ever patch the game itself
ill get it for you if it happens, okay?
i mean it literally
i cant believe why you wonder why people call you a passive aggressive bitch
when you get 4 gold medals defending as Reaper and you had a gud team but the Play of the Game goes to the fucking enemy Bastion who was on offense and you were killed in the clip
What the fuck
he's at work. not sure when he'll be back. he'll probably be tired though, he only slept a few hours.
same with me. I might end up getting tired and passing out any time.
oh, well in that case
I never wondered.
Oh now you want to go to sleep?
I got a quad kill with a reaper ult AND finished off a roadhog all right at the end of a game and on the objective. play of the game was a triple kill dead eye from the other team's mccree way early in the game.
wow, you had like, 8 gold medals
how did you lose?
no, I'm just saying it is something that might end up happening regardless of what I want.
i'm counting on you
You broke my heart.
yes rub my feet you freak
did you just wake up a bit ago? or have you been up all night
lot of that going around these days. my apologies.
I bet they aren't even tired you selfish bastard
havent slept yet...
no but my cock is maybe you should rub that instead
Why did you make my joke so real right now!
is that a bad thing?
im pretty sure you stay up all night normally, if i remember right
Shouldn't all of you be going to bed soon?
We won the match
I had whatever they call a Penta.
considering the likely reason why your cock is so tired maybe you need a break from having it rubbed.
my mood is not great at the moment. hard for me to pick up on things.
that would be five kills right on top of each other.
i fuck too many bitches like you
rub it with your mouth
I got one of those.
my mouth is pretty dirty. are you sure you want it near your cock?
I still don't really understand the potg system. but I do think there's a pity timer so whenever you have a clearly better play but someone else gets it I think that might be part of why.
You can find me on steam if you want to talk about it, otherwise we can just cheer you up here.
so is my dick
If you play Bastion or Tjorb your chances of PotG also go up 75%
thanks. just one of those things, you know? not much to do but wait it out.
oh well in that case I suppose it's all good.
yes it seems to be that way. it's pretty stupid considering how easy it is to get triple kills or more with those two.
Mhmm, I certainly know what you mean.
Have I mentioned I love you for playing Pharah?
i dont know ._.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
you have not. I played her a lot when mccree got nerfed, but then not so much for a while, and now I'm getting back into her. I'm getting better again, which is nice. she's very satisfying to play well.
Ok what is happening in that last image
I'll make you some tea while we wait.
oh wouldn't you like to know
well if you dont have any obligations to be awake in the morning
its not a bad thing right?
except there being less people to talk to in the night
i have obligations to be awake in the morning.
I think he's pretty balanced at the moment. I enjoy playing him.
I do not like tea.
oh you do?
well its the morning isnt it? what are you doing?
also this installation is so quick what the hell
I liked him more when he destroyed tanks instantly.
We can no longer communicate.
just waiting for the right time.
oh you finally got it too now?
yeah it's quick~
but i'm now tweaking it to run better.
I need my morning cuppa chai
i need my morning cuppa nick
yeah its already done
cant believe im playing no mans sky
also just waiting for the right time, luka?
tell me what setting work, my pc is kiiiiinda budget
he's honestly still pretty decent at that. he just can't solo every singe one of them all on his own anymore.
he can still burst down a tank to low health in less than three seconds usually.
seems like an extreme reaction
or some dank trees
or regular water boarding sessions and sulfazine injections
a-am I really
i thought it was going to be your dick in a mug
We'll start getting you to like tea.
go into the folder you installed the game in and find the binaries
then the settings folder
then open those three in a note pad and set yours settings before you play
you know where it normally installs to?
i wasnt paying attention lmao
Just cum in a cleaned out ashtray.
brb going to put on clothes and make tea
but why? there are so many other things to drink.
Capes are gay
No more mountain dew and other sodas for you.
why would you drink any other soda
i dont know, i changed my install to a different drive
I don't really drink soda. my main drink is water. and of course alcohol.
diet coke master race
I don't believe you
If you can like water you can like tea.
What's good everyone
except water actually tastes good.
is that pokemon gay
oh my god
i never understand people who don't like water
like sure, it's not as enjoyable as other drinks
but saying you don't like it is like saying you don't like air
it's tasteless and odourless
unless you're getting water with horrid shit in it that makes it taste bad, it is biologically impossible to not like plain water
no need to be so intolerant.
Drink a gallon a day.
There's no milk for my cuppa
shut up fag
Tea is like spiced water.
When you are thirsty, water is the tastiest thing of the planet.
I know what tea is like I've had plenty of it and know I don't like it.
no, i don't like air, i only breath perfluorocarbons
you are so mean to me
you certainly dont deserve any kindness
Water is for desperate fools and lazy people.
Juice da best.
i had the same problem this morning, i gathered up 30p in 2p coins and went to the shop and bought the cheapest carton of milk they have, 250ml
so worth it
you spoil me with your cruelty
I only like flavored air.
It's called tobacco
man this game is really unoptimized holy christ
i feel so bad for the people who bought this
mfw every day
i have a phobia of juice, so everything you just said to me was like the words of a retarded hellspawn
My favorite pokemon is probably my lvl 100 Sylveon
But I need to change her ability to Pixilate for that Hyper Voice stab.
yes, pixilate is so good.
nobody going to chime in on how they know what a perfluorocarbon is
it's a liquid that is highly oxygenated and you can breath it
that you can breath
but with some tweaks it might work...
That picture is adorable.
Have you had it with some milk or honey? perhaps some lemon?
I've had various kinds various ways. it's like with beer or coffee. everyone always thinks you are weird if you don't like it, and I don't like any of those.
i just lowd it all and turned vsync off
should be good
are you enjoying the game?
So everything is absolutely normal then.
You're irrational, and I'm a retard.
Oh, btw, do you like weed? And do you like a cup of tea in the evening?
Because I'm about to combine the two together for my birthday... it could be the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Do you have any videos of that 'cause I can't find any
I wouldn't knock Cute Charm either, between that and a paralyze I had this guy's Electivire unable to do a fucking thing the entire match.
immobilized by love!
immobilized by love!
Literally couldn't do shit.
it has been used for torture, quickly submersing people in a perfluorocarbon
first, your lungs adjusting from breathing air to breathing fluid is very painful
second, it feels like you should be drowning, but you aren't, and apparently that is like the most distressing thing, cause it's like genuine drowning only it lasts a lot longer
Oh, that's why I couldn't find any videos
yes, both of those are lovely, especially together
should i still like or did you find some?
tea is ready
i have a phobia of juice
im not crazy
I just don't think cute charm is viable enough to be worth running over pixilate.
Beer is gross.
So is coffee.
i turned off gsync in the config file
and downloaded vcredist
and updated my gpu drivers
They have mice doing it but I couldn't find any humans, I would be interested to see what it looks like ^^
a phobia is a neurosis, it hypocrazy, doesn't count.
tea isn't really gross, I just haven't found any I like.
You're obviously running it.
i'm only seeing mice too i think
YouTube probably doesn't want torture on it's site lol
Well I can't argue with quads.
... that's twice as brutal as finding out that Romans covered wild boars in pitch and setting them on fire, so that their wails would scare war elephants into a rampage.
Yeah, I found this out because I don't know how to roll joints.
Apparently, if you get two teabags, empty one, put weed in, cover that bag in butter and use high fat milk; you've got weed laced tea!
I'mma buy choc digestives just to go with it.
Apparently it is 3 times stronger than smoking it, and since I want to try something new and hate hangovers... this is probably the most ingenious way of getting fucked up.
yeah, and i think the medical applications are still theoretical
just like black lives
I am cold and hungry right now. I wish I had tea.
I could be a mouse
Mom and dad will never know
what a weird looking ketchup packet
put that away
it's probably expired
why don't you have any?
go to bed you horndog
I'm not entirely sure that will work.
the temperature destroys the cannabiniods fairly rapildly, so to make edibles and such you must combine it with a fat or an oil, so it's in a state of like faux lipid binding.
but i really don't think just smothering a weed teabag in butter will be good enough, lol
no it means youre fucking coocoo lol
you really did a ton of work for this game
im too lazy for any of that
i dont use them anyway
nah gonna find a movie to watch with kyle then watch said movie while i continue to fuck with you
Too cold to go downstairs.
you devious fiend
sweater? shawl? blanket? snuggie?
like, maybe you could make cannabutter, and put it in tea
but who wants butter in tea
lag is bad
cannamilk might be a thing that's possible with high fat milk or cream, idk
I remember someone put butter in their coffee once
not gonna lie, sometimes when there is no milk, i have eyed up the butter for a coffee, but i couldn't actually do it
i just have the coffee black no sugar and that pretty okay
Butter in coffee sounds disgusting
how aren't you one? with all your schemes and machinations?
everything is truly the worst
like, in moments of weakness, you think it might be kinda like milk?
but if you actually tried it, i'd bet so much that you'd be wrong and it would in face be fucking horrid
Well, coconut oil is supposed to work too, I heard the weed leaks into the butter.
But oh well, it is worth a try.
Thats' why you get another plain teabag for taste.
You underestimate my idiocy, Erin.
I put random shit on random shit all the time, to see if it works.
I put chilli sauce in my hot chocolate when drunk
Was it me?
buckle up m8
you're about to get wetter
i ooze charm out of every letter
Not for the reason you're implying
its pretty straight forward
I want to suck a dick.
It was a family friend
He recently had a stroke
have you even done butter in coffee
is it like milk or is it an abomination
its pretty bad for me too
game doesnt even seem that fun either ruka :/
Ikt a fag
you're literally 14 aren't you
tfw scoot tells us his family friend just masturbated
Didn't anyone teach you?
Watch your ass around me m8
That's rule number 8
such a wordsmith
Damn str8 m8 8/8
Yan's nobody to fuck with
from now until forever, when someone uses the words "had a stroke", you will imagine the subject touching themself.
the connection has been made, and cannot be unmade.
Who /nomanssky/ here?
Why would you do this 😰
I think once.
But I can't remember.
I'll do it again and see how it is.
Any specific cock in mind?
Sorry to hear.
I have to post this
Proof he's a nigger
Crooked Hillary wouldn't eat chicken like tonald drump
didn't mean to, i just did it to myself too by accident
my brain just clicked the innuendo and now we're stuck with it
Yes this kind of cock.
What's some good music for playing Reaper?
Besides Crawling in my Skin
when her dick is bigger than yours
darude - sandstorm
My cock is more awesome.
Girls can't have dicks!
Wanna play Overwatch with us?
I'll get it for you.
shut your mouth
That's what you think.
i don't have a wired xbox controller atm, i really hate mouse for shooting games, and also my laptop is currently a cripple
All valid points.
thank you tho.
Anything for you ♥
Get a controller and play with us, Erin.
i really hate mouse for shooting games
TIL erin is a dirty casual
so is a new laptop
feels less natural to me, my first shorter was halo on xbox
It's a basic $100 craptop Squash
What's that 60s sounding songing where after every lyrics they go "hoo hoo" or something
40 dollars at GameStop.
who user dutch
You'll always have me ♥
it's the whore
Overwatch? More like Overpriced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not enjoying it
Until you kill me in a sexual rage.
you got cucked m8
Reviews are not gr8
check your priviledge
Let me guess, you are one of those 10.677 negative customers right?
There's literally zero sexual between us.
i didnt buy it dude
im not stupid
Or is it
yes it is
i cant get immersed when everything on every planet looks like it was smacked together with 0 purpose
including the animals
How much butter am I using on my next coffee, btw?
why talk to yourself
but whores aren't that cute
Waste of HDD
i hope this is a meme
i hope nobody does this
Squish are you tired?
I'll just go to loco for love then.
i can relate to this thing
I just got here.
Yes. But I'm watching shows with George.
where are you pointing at
can I speak to other emily
Who said I don't love you just because there's zero sexual?
These are petty manipulation tactics
nigga i'm on disability benefits that is a lot of money
the £500 odd for a new laptop is fucking infathomable, lol
Sorry babe. I need to be loved sensually.
And this is why I must do this.
get a thinkpad they're like 120
eh, like a table spoon? enough to make it satisfactorily "white"
when i say new laptop, i quite obviously mean new macbook
I'll be back after a while.
what a pleb
animals have 0 collision
sorry if i prefer build quality and responsiveness over a mouse that if i squint at it enough it looks like a nipple and i can fap to it
K, but as much as I can remember, it doesn't actually turn it white.
Just has oily bubbles at the top
nigger you bought an iphone from me
don't pretend you don't know about apple's impeccable build quality
except on iphone 6 and 6 plus
before i upgraded to 6s plus i would have regular bendgate nightmares where my phone would turn soft like lead and stretch and buckle and rip apart and stuff
have you ever touched a lenovo laptop
they're chiseled by dwarves
that's the dorkiest thing I've ever read
And I talk to Erin every day.
yeah, my gaming laptop is lenovo
its made of plastic
Y'all done stepped in some horse shit
I'll turn you horseshoe niggas to corpses
For a dollar and a snack I bet they blow a horse dick
I ain't want to murk them but fuck it, you niggas pushed me
I'd let you fuck my wife but I'm sorry, she don't like pussy
and the touchpad doesn't work when you're also using the keyboard
i mean wtf is that
Omg rank 63 finally
Can i have an autistic moment here?
Hey, you. How's life?
You just did.
why are you asking permission now when you've been doing it your entire life
Every moment here is autistic
I'm glad we started seeing other people
clearly things would have never worked between us.
Poster below me has the warmest boyhole
SUCK A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
implying I would know or care
leeg is shit
furries are where it's at
|Rolled 18 (1d20)|
Cut up and bloodied furries, to be exact.
Your moment is over.
|Rolled 11 (1d20)|
Calm down, I was just joshing.
Yams I bet you've seen that one deer with the green innards
die die die
I'm hungry :(
Hey, Shiro. How's it going?
Take us to KFC mam
is this related to those pigs with the blue innards
Going pretty good. Hit the gym earlier, just got a haircut, did some shopping, and now shaving
KFC is awful :(
Their chicken is gross and they always ruin my order.
The only redeeming menu item they have are the potato wedges.
Nice. I can't wait for my haircut^^
Taco Bell has better potatoes
HAI HAI HAI~~~
kfc is literally the best fast food place
fuck you heathens
go to kfc
order wedges and mashed potatoes
dip wedges in potatoes
It's redundantly delicious.
Taco bell has potatoes
Next you'll tell me Burger King has hot dogs.
oh is that amy?
the reason i quit being vegetarian is because i couldn't stop thinking about the colonel's chicken
No, it's some fuckboy furry deer.
Oh? Are you going to try a new style?
I could go for one of those warmed foot spas right now for my feets. The cold is making them ache.
I have no idea then.
oh i forget about my name
Are you joking or just stupid?
Let's have KFC date
Do you think Kogasa would be surprised that so many people on the internet love her so much ?
i can't afford it and it's far away
For the 1/2 pound cheesy potato burrito?
Man, I haven't had either place in sooooo long.
:p It's going alight^^
Hbu? Staying out of trouble~?
Dead ends trimmed, layers refreshed, dying the underlayers and balayage'ing the rest of it.
No, because she's not real.
Ah! *is spooked*
Of course I am. Are you?
Chinese for full belly
Indian for masochism
this is supposed to be a loving reunion
Was my super specific item of food being in a place that has no reason to serve it too much to handle? Or has my sarcasm gone full circle?
No, they have a hidden menu item called
Cheesy Potato Siesta
It's just baked potato cubes with nacho cheese and sour cream in a bowl.
I was gonna pay for you stupid.
But if it's too far then don't worry.
Want some delivery?
I just need to find Gensokyo
I think so~
That sounds so gross and boring.
um, totally, if your offering?
i wonder if an uber to kfc would be cost effective
nevermind i cant be bothered getting dressed properly takeaway would be awesome
that tilde says otherwise
It went full circle and then it went full retard.
Taco Bell doesn't serve mexican food, they serve stoner food.
Whatchu been up to when not working your sweet ass off?
oooooh damn that sounds super nice
You'll have to show me when you get it done
Never said they serve Mexican food. Pointing out how odd serving potatoes at such a place would be.
What is stoner food like?
I don't think we have a taco bell anywhere.
The closest thing we have to mexican food is Bar Burrito.
It's actually not bad, and you can add potatoes to just about any item you want now if you order online.
I usually just order them as a side for a Quesalupa.
I am absolutely offering.
How much you need?
Dealing with appointments and doctors and prescriptions and making a plan for socially transitioning and getting the right shoes for this wedding I got invited to...
like £10 maybe?
yeah nah i dont get how that would be stoner food either
You can order Tbell online?
But they don't deliver, do they?
That sounds about as fun as being stuck in queue behind a really old lady for several years.
Stoner food isn't what you get in a resturant.
Stoner food is what little food you have in the cupboards which is easy to cook.
Like mayo and chilli sauce on instant ramen.
Sourcream sweetcorn sandwiches.
The hardest bits of block o' cheese toasted on cheap nachos.
Carton of milk.
Weird shit like that.
Potatoes are stoner food.
It's very cheesy and involves taking two seperate foods and puting them together, usually with some melted cheese.
£12 it is then.
No, but they won't fuck up your order if you do it online, and you can make custom orders much easier.
You just pull up, give them your number, and take your food and go.
It's right next to Fantasia.
potatoes are stoner food
I want to nom Rem
*prepared and fried/mashed/baked potatoes
Potatoes are stoner food.
I would agree, but only if cooked by yourself. And coupled with constant fruit juice to deal with cotton mouth.
That sounds legit.
So a fondue would be the ultimate stoner party snack?
Ehhhhhhh, I can think of more generic staples to satisfy.
oh you 😌