Coming out to your parents general.
Coming out to your parents general
put a good ol rub on it
mix it in real good
hey, he learned.
i told my mom like 5 years ago
a little less than five years ago now, and she's been a hyper activist ever since. she goes all over the country to pride events and other things.
I may be an idiot, but I'm not a fucking idiot.
I bet a lot of things suddenly made sense.
Hah... hah hah...
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
my family doesnt notice me
That's good, or else I'd really be in trouble.
At least they have a strong coping mechanism.
they taught me well
And now you don't even have to notice yourself. Lucky guy, lucky guy.
tactical dog dick
They're only there as a last resort, handy detachable utility tool though.
my friends are gone
videogame time l8r thread
isis wont have a chance
See ya Boo
They never did. Not with the long hard dick of the American people pressing against them.
oh im sorry kaybe
you are my friend
I know. I saw it in your schnazzy chart. Go be free now.
we'll win them over with prostate orgasms
i love how im help helper in boo's pic
i love boo
dont you just love that list?
my opinions of some people ahve changed since then but damn i did work with that
There's no way. We'd need to make them cool again somehow. And they'll never be cool with people like Jare around.
he's still alive?
It's one of the better put-together ones I've seen. The black background goes a long way to aid readability, rather than the standard meme picture background with black text.
i dont wanna brag but my meme game is a-ok
nvm im staying
my long lost love
its been years
I thought he'd catch something in the end out of accomplishment.
Like a bad horror movie villain, we may never know for sure. He could always be back.
he'll haunt our dreams
its no fun posting here since my HDD died and i lost all my anime pics
going on tumblr for 5 minutes resolved the issue for now though..
I'm too duplicitous to put an honest list together, got to strut my stuff for that thread political capital.
At least he's not haunting our waking hours anymore. We are tenuously free.
I would be pretty bummed if my folders were lost. Lots of worthless history there.
i was and still am very unhappy
is this a masked peace treaty offering
im fine with it
you want one of my folders love?
i can substitute you with something
i was so sad the first time my hdd died
you ought to make one dude
itd be hilarious t osee your real opinions
this is the 2nd one that died in 9 months
my hdd from 6 years ago died 9 months ago
and this one was my "new" one and now it died too and i lost all my pics
yeah i would like one of your folders gimmie a cute loli
On the bright side, you also got rid of Swedish Fish. Sort of a bittersweet couple of months for you.
I guess I could. I'm going to feel bad when I forget a lot of people though.
not on it
I'VE KNOWN TEST THIS WHOLE TIME BUT NOT REALLY
MY LIFE IS A LIE
wats your skype name
thats not test
okay, good, I knew that tranny a while ago
and actually kinda had a small crush on her before that whole stewing and brewing thing
thats not fucking test
what the fuck
that isnt samsa lmfaoooo
It's official, I'm useless
she looks vain
He doesn't like to show himself because he wants to see how people act toward him when they think he's a bearded midget. Total bombshell though.
actually if boo took hrt thats what he'd look like
I have a crush on Swedish Fish >//////////<
I don't know anyone here but like bard, rin, erin, scarshit, and ui
then there's sci and boo but I don't really think of them as humans, and more just automatic shitposting machines
I like the corner the most.
I can agree with that.
Xin kept saying I was bad when I was 4/3/23 with a fully stacked Mejai lmao
league of shit
I see how it is. we posted at each other like four times earlier but whatever, jerkish fish.
you will never fuck Swedish Fish while playing Leaguea Legends
My life will never be complete
man you move from crush to crush pretty fast don'tcha.
I just hate league
unless I'm playing with friends
and we're shittalking each other the whole time
then it's FUN
hi hello we've talked repeatedly
I'm kind of bothered that you believed this.
Are you drunk Ian? I mean you're playing ranked, so you must be.
I don't even play that stupid game.
me and test are dating
Trust me, it's a good joke.
I could go for some jerk chicken.
You should be flattered. You had us all going for awhile there.
I'll just go shoot myself now, then.
I just see cute things and fall head over heels
That sucks for you mang, i have fun
I like pulled pork better.
i dont like this meme
everybody says they know my waifu warmfreshpaint
but nobody actually does
you better avatar with my frogs scarletsa
i like (you) the most
I met them on a kageshi chat a while ago
Ian will never have a crush on you like the other traps
why even live?
So like the Perseids were supposed to be special but I saw two in like ten minutes and decided that lying down in my driveway wasn't where I wanted to be
her name is sam
Smart move, I'd definitely need something like that to push me over the edge if I was nervous.
That's because pulled pork is better. Jerk chicken is good too though.
i dont believe anything you say dude
I thought that was how it worked, you get drunk and play ranked games.
I have a crush on Archives btw
I ranked up last time I drank so I wanted to play a game sober and see how it was
Turns out it was as awful as I remembered
this is a trufact tho.
met her like a year ago on https://kageshi.com/rooms/mtfg but haven't talked to her in a while
It's raining outside, so I couldn't see anything.
it really is. man I really want barbecue now.
Even more than the Aidan Gillen corner? I think you might've misspelled his name though.
I always keep some barbecue sauce in my fridge for emergency drinking purposes.
Sucks to suck, faggot
pretty gross, but I kind of understand.
I'm sure it's more fun while you're drunk, at least then you have the alcohol to make you forget.
Show me ur butt
don't ask me to play league with you guys on skype or anything
I see how it is
It's pretty funny waking up the next day and seeing I won like 5 ranked games in a row while blackout drunk
Hot, now ur pussi
I'm too shy to ask...
I would always get pulled pork from a deli with my mom when I was little. The best part was the packets of saltines, though. I'd make her ask for like triple.
L O V E R
I love how even cheap pulled pork sandwiches from horrible places end up tasting good.
G E O R G E
I don't have one
Even hotter, post ur dik
I have it uninstalled right now so if you wanna play it's gonna be a few hours
I have an hour until I have to go, someone play overwatch with me I want the boxes.
Even school lunch ones are tolerable.
I would but I'm going to bed soon since I have to wake up for work at 6:30 AM tomorrow
Not just buying 120 until you get the genji skin.
I know, it's insane. you just can't mess it up.
W H A T
How did your first claim go awhile back?
Never say never. I've seen the shoppers at Walmart.
I DONT WASTE MONEY ON THINGS I CAN GET FOR FREE! Mostly. Sometimes I do.
Post yours too.
H A V E S O M E [ A T T E N T I O N ]
hmm. fair enough.
that's a nice feminine dick
But I got what I wanted and it wasn't really a big deal.
That's not the smug I was looking for
scarlet stopped posting
S T O P T A L K I N G L I K E T H I S
feels pretty good tbh
I'm stuck trying to get in contact with our insured driver, I set an appointment to talk to her but she didn't answer when I called. If she keeps being uncooperative I'll just pay the person she rear-ended and close the claim
Now remove the hand...
Today was a victory, Boo, you got his Skype.
40 bucks? It's too much.
holy shit i thought it was aiden this whole time
there must be different spelling because i never got an error with aiden
I need to exercise more
I'm pretty much the best.
Thats not a lot
I felt bad when I missed like three calls in a row from an insurance guy, but he called my home phone when I listed my cell so he's a dickhead.
I am done.
youre gonna get it
I'm not wasting that much money on overwatch, overwatch BLOWS!
I'm sure there are plenty of people named Aiden too. Just one of those names with different spellings I bet.
What does exercise have to do with your dick?
idk what happened but I always call the listed phone # and everyone I know at my company does too
Ew, dude, I don't want to hear about you finishing.
i dont think im comfortable posting sexual images of the cat
Things that blow are where you want to waste money though.
What does exercise have to do with your dick?
He skips dick day
I think he tried my cell once and then just defaulted over to my home phone like a moron. It wasn't even for anything important, and it worried my mother.
I have to make my tummy look nice
I GUESS ILL JUST PLAY ALONE THEN! ALL BY MYSELF. DON'T WANNA BE aaall by myseeeelf. Anymore.
They're boxes, not prostitutes.
I'd play with you but I played too much already today.
im just picturing myself fucking the cat
Dude fuck you I do my Kegels
Oh yeah that's actually standard procedure. We try to exhaust every option to talk to our insureds
You're just oversensitive lol
Just cut out everything but the dick, it'll be fine
disgusting. you're a pervert.
Uwaaaa, the ultimate betrayal... Cheating on me with your other overwatch friends.
weird that it seems to go for both though
were you gonna OW
we havent talked in so long revysa
was it my fault?
I just need more than what you can provide alone mordin. I'm sure you understand.
I couldn't tell.
i didnt mean for this
Yeah but now I have less than an hour until I have to go so it'll be over really soon.
I UNDERSTAND NOTHING!
Both have shit service and you never know what you get until after you've paid.
So thats why I buy in bulk, I can't lose.
you sick freak.
you sure do, you're a slut too after all.
Some of the people in this thread are beyond gone, I swear.
It wasn't even to do with my insurance, I wasn't operating either of the vehicles. They just needed to know that I wasn't going to sue for health damages for a 4 mph sideswipe.
I'll show you a sick freak, slut
That sounds like the exact opposite of what I want
I've been very busy
I got a job!
I'm gonna make money and move into a tiny hole with my friends so I can be free of my parents
Did you get american mcree? I want that one, even though playing mcree feels like ass.
I swear to god I've been good for 10 months or something now.
DEAR GOD SPOIL THIS SHIT
Well yeah, it's still necessary. Believe me, we think it's stupid and don't want to do it either, calls are hard enough as it is
like i said i hope you're ready i can not stress how wicked my stamina is
I have all of the new skins.
the bottom doesn't need stamina, just a hole for you to use.
Did you get anything good?
I have the tracer one that isn't the union jack one. I've opened like 6 boxes that were just grays and blues. Got the pharah victory pose with the medal like 3 times.
have fun lol
oh you did?
im really happy for you
your family sounded like a huge pain
That was a joke asshole
I have 2k+ coins but they don't let you buy the new skins with ingame currency because they're jewish.
Ooga booga, where the diet coke at?
I know. You ever call my house and I'm yelling at you and making your day worse, though. It's just the right thing to do.
So you got fucking nothing then? got it
tfw got genji and mcree skin on my first 4 boses
guess if i have you tied you have no choice in the matter
How was I supposed to know that?!
Unless you're poor and live in California, I will likely never talk to you on the phone
I gave up. I'll just listen to music and go when the time is right.
and you'd better have me tied. it's just less fun without bondage.
Tell your friends. There can't be that many people working low level insurance claims, certainly.
That's what I was saying, yes.
I have no luck.
you're scaring the kids
just worship kek dude
it works like a charm
why are you even awake still
I'll buy you boxes in exchange for cummies.
Why are you not in the Discord? Did I miss drama?
a little bit
No dice, I'm saving those for a special occasion.
holy shit what happened here
They are probably crusty and gross anyways.
Why is my body the only valid currency here? I could draw you a nice picture or something. You know I'm good, you saw my pokémon drawings.
are these supposed to be jews?
They were working on their car then didn't wash their hands properly.
Nah, there are tons. Everyone needs insurance yo, we insure a fuckton of people that have no license/have horrible driving records/etc
WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU USE THAT DILDO MORDIN
Are you happy, then?
ive gotten so used to depressed revy
i really want that hat
theres not a lot to evaluate on guy
youre silly blue
Then it won't take long to explain.
You know what to do
I was being sarcastic.
Looks like the guy made it himself. Wouldn't be too difficult.
They are freshly made right from the source I'll have you know. We don't keep yesterdays batch around.
Jesus christ! It's not mine, it's my friends. I was just messing around. They were massive, are you kidding me? Absolutely monstrous.
I am so confused.
DEEP IN THE NIGHT, IM LOOKING FOR SOME FUN
Sing the song or nothing.
ah damn youre right
i see the stitching now
im no woman i cant do that shit
i just didnt like playing with like half the people in the group
so i left
this is literally not my problem
Only if you sing the okay to be gay song first.
There is no problem.
Bitches love a guy who can mend clothing.
That seems like it has a lot more lyrics.
anyone wanna do a shot with your boo
im gonna go for one more before bed
id assume being confused would be a problem
i think there are many other things i should focus on to get girls to like me rather than fucking sewing kaybe
i hope the group doesnt die and you guys can keep playing
i just wasnt having fun
I'm more shy, so it evens out.
fucking jews god damn it
Is pic related one of them? I think it's a popular mating technique around these parts.
I'm starting to think next gen was lowkey racist as fuck
that image though
Not with a very small amount of alcohol in you.
thats me irl
It's fine. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
I'm not good with alcohol okay? Doesn't mean anything! Besides, my mic is sort of on it's last breath either way.
At least you'll always have weed and helpless animals.
A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts.
seriously though the ferengei just seem like the typical annoying jew
gas the kikes
well this conversation is going nowhere
have fun with whatever
Don't speak, I know what you're thinking. I don't need your reasons, don't tell me cause it hurts.
Pet ownership is slavery. Didn't you get the memo?
im not too sure i believe this
Is Squash identifies as a dog, do you think someone could legally adopt him?
Stop being so oppressive, Boo. We're all equals on this planet. https://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/40j4s4/alternative_to_calling_ourselves_pet_owners/
I hope that somebody illegally adopts him, if you know what I mean.
My mother used to listen to a lot of no doubt when I was a kid.
hoping squash gets ian'd
how do I resist the craving to go and spend 200 dollars on beef jerkey guys?
I don't know what you mean.
What happened to Ian?
This is my reaction face.
he was kidnapped at AX
Is that why you turned out so gay?
Oh hey, I didn't know i had this Swedish Fish picture on here.
She used to dress me up as a girl and do my nails and put bows in my hair, that's what turned me gay. I even have a name that is gender ambiguous.
pic of me IRL
What is your name?
That's fucked up. I can't believe that she didn't have a girl. Did you think for even once second the pain you put your mom through by being a boy?
If its not important then you can tell me.
Go to bed.
I try to ignore it.
It's very important, it's my first name.
I know her name
It's funny because I think the only person I ever told it to was Luis. And then he told everyone. Or was it Drew?
It's very important
? ? ?
No one asked you umbrella licker
I lied about going to sleep
I think you told me
Still got that hormone thing going on? Or just a flare up of your younger brother syndrome?
I'll think about it but I'd rather prefer to keep such personal information private.
Vojta told some people.
Says the guy who told the whole thread my first name without asking me.
It might have been him. Can I say it here
But thread people were the ones who told me your name!
No you cannot.
Can I say it?
i dont know
It's very important, it's my first name.
That is not what happened.
That's okay, I just enjoy making fun of you.
You weren't the one who told me, I saw someone refer to you by your first name, that's how I learned it.
You didn't have my permission, how dare you?
Yeah that's what I thought gatorboy
I dare daringly. Thank you for asking.
I'm gonna blame you anyways.
Relax. Unlike other people, I can keep a secret.
my goodness. are you naked right now? how lewd~
3:12 AM - Madeleine: I am
You've had a hundred years to practice, I should hope so.
It was just a fake-out. I win.
You're such a bold, daring man.
I might. I'll actually think about it. for real.
You should tell me all of yours, and we could bond over all the secrets we share.
i'm going to bed
That's why I spend so much time on the internet. The people deserve to know about me.
I am actually a girl irl.
really hot one too.
Body fat contains heat well.
I'm going out into the real world now.
Quite riveting. Very exciting.
Oh I knew that from that conversation we had earlier.
It sounds like you're doing that thing where you put a positive quality for every letter of a person's name. If only my name started
holy shit i got the boss nigger theme to play as my heli music
thank you kojima
I'm not smart enough to do that. I gotta go have a good evening!
i will fap to this
I live for the people. My people.
this will never be you
Splitter or splitee?
i want a cute boy to take me like that
Took them long enough to fuck.
Also send me this comic pls
It's all about the anticipation. You can just save it here can't you?
you didnt see that luke
Yes, but that requires a lot of work
gosh damn furries grr grr grr
Monster is right there. Go for it, he's like six feet tall.
I would send it on Skype but it would make my streams lag for like three minutes.
i dont even remember if youre cute
i need to fap before i start doing questionable things
Weren't you supposed to be one?
I transcend all labels except for master degenerate.
Shh shh shh...
I don't see you as being the master of anything.
tfw no cuteboy to train me to take his huge cock
not in that sense of the word, no.
People still take these?
Kaybe, it's time to stop.
They are one of the main things that people do around here.
It would be wrong to withhold the last image, dude. Inhumane, even.
post more famalam
boo don't you hate furries?
Listen to me audibly shaking my head.
Yeah, just hard to find in an unsorted folder.
the tbh fam echoes through the halls
man he got so much better at art for the later ones. haven't seen this one in ages.
Yeah. It's fun to look at Meesh's stuff through the ages too.
No, tell me faggot.
The only thing head in the halls are your screams as I break your legs in with a bat.
I will certainly not cooperate.
I'm not as into snuff but yeah sure I'll try anything twice.
I will end you.
this one's plot is so shit though
he had no reason to keep that dick in his mouth
I would post an image to mock you but I think it would be really untasteful.
308 Highway 76, White House, TN
read way too much ex hentai stuff. I keep trying to read every page in the wrong direction.
Eat my American porn you butt bagel.
it's so inferior to my japanese trap smut.
is this almost over
im not done yet
I don't have the epilogue chapter for that comic so I have to.
ban this furry freak goggles.
ban him right in the butt.
Yeah, it is possible one of those freaks will fuck a monkey and infect everyone here with AIDS.
I'll post another one. I forgot that one cuts off. My bad.
this is a real concern of mine do not ignore this.
Don't move onto another, holy heck.
I wouldn't do such a thing, unfortunately.
Who am I to stop? I'm not God.