What's your favorite newspaper comic? Mine is probably Foxtrot

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

What's your favorite newspaper comic? Mine is probably Foxtrot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRHxuB1SXvc
Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

they sucked

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

Garfield!

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

Dunno.

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

so naughty. I also stole a red bull every day when I worked at a circle K. but those fuckers wouldn't give me my scheduled raise so it's all good.
no, not really. but I rode my bike like, everywhere those days so it's fine.
no wait

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

calvin and hobbes.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

How is it?
does it taste gud?

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

if there's one about someone who gets so bored they become a serial killer and shoot up a school that sounds like my favorite

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

doonesbury

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

weird

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

You suck. I bet you liked some weak shit like Funky WInkerbean.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

you are such a bad little bitch
tastes sour.

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO FUCKING BAD AT CROSS THREAD LINKING!?

William Carter
William Carter

sci tier linking

I am laughing constantly.

I am biting my tongue here.
Just thought I would make that clear.

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

Calvin's hair always wierded me out. If Calvin was the boy.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

and you love it.

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

literally never heard of it

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

You're so brooding.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

This and Dilbert are also acceptable answers.

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

Masochist fuck

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

so it would seem. I'm definitely off today.

good point. you'll be the one they refer to as the better half for sure.

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

I'm tired and bored as hell

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

I'm just gonna go to bed now, night fags.

And just to piss Tsuchi off, I'm going to linger to read my nini posts.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

dilbert was the shit.

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

This is a slightly less acceptable answer, but I'll allow it.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

man you got him so good.

goodnight rin.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Oh yes i do
im pretty varied.

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

fuck you all calvin and hobbs was my favorite

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

I liked his sarcasm and cynicism.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Calvin and Hobbes sucked.

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

You'll always be a masochist to me. ♥

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

yeah he was. he was great. everything about that comic was great.
and I love that you love it.
especially the ones where calvin pretended to be that shitty detective. anyone who'd name themselves after that character must be a total tool.

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

that's your own valid opinion

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

one whole neenee

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

TFW I ACTUALLY OFFENDED HIS MASCULINITY AND NOW WE'RE ARGUING OVER HOW FAST HE REALLY IS
THE FUCK

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

That is very correct.

God made you to be punished. And I think he made the right decision.

There are some good strips, but it gets sort of repetitive in the later compilations.

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

Or it's more like you yelling in the most high pitched voice saying "OH MY GOD" currently.

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

bump

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Spaceman Spiff sucked the most, yes.

My opinion is much more valid than yours.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

that was a poor deflection and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Your voice was even cracking.

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

don't go bein that way

Aaron Taylor
Aaron Taylor

<3 thank you darling
*twists nipples*
just make him rub the easy one out before he does the deed

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

YOUR VOICE IS STILL CRACKING WITH EACH DENIAL.

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

me on the left

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

uh oh whats that

my hands going lower

whaaaaaaaaat

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

I need something to keep me busy for like

6 days

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRHxuB1SXvc

James Rivera
James Rivera

I'll put that on my to-do list.

Too late.

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

alcohol.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

this is acceptable.

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

Attempt to kill yourself again.

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

First item is to actually make a to-do list.

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

man i never got that far into the show

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

You're welcome dearest.

don't do those things to Cuppy

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

My voice isn't cracking, I'm laughing at your lies.
YOU CAN"T LIE TO SOMEONE WHO WAS THERE

It's actually pretty funny.

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

When does Squash come online?

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

tfw fishy wont respond to your hails

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

well obviously. I would have found it weird if you actually had a list already made.
and just like that this whole thing is over.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

he is mine to play with as i see fit.
iunno he is asleep

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

brb

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

alcohol and me don't get along, our relationship ended kinda badly last time, as you all saw.

thought it was going so well and then it all fell appart.

just like my current relationship

like I'm legitimately questioning whether I'm single and we're just friends at this point or what

nah, I need something I can back out of and psych hospitals like to hold people.

's a liability thing

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

miss you already

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

damn easy come easy go

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

You are literally just saying no over and over again as your voice keeps getting higher and higher as you try to disregard everything that's ever happened/

Robert James
Robert James

well good luck with that I guess.

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

I can take away your toys if you aren't going to play nice.

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

Oh fuk I just met the hottest guy ever

Think I'm gonna get it this Saturday ^^

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

obviously kidding but that show is the best show in the entire world and you need to like it.

David Brooks
David Brooks

He can tell if your voice cracks over the mic cracks?

Hmm.

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

maybe if you gave me something to respond to instead of asking me to just talk to you out of nowhere,

bitch.

like, I have no idea where she even is right now cause she went to the ER cause her housing fell through and I can't take her in anymore and we don't know what to do

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

I actually managed to mitigate the static pretty well. Whenever you're free we can talk if you want.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

fish fish fishy ohh

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

I'm sure it'll all be fine. unless it isn't.

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

you risk becoming one yourself
i like it

just other things caught my attention.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

that's fine. just means we get to watch it together sometime.

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Literally no sane, presentable human being cares about what goes on in another person's sex life and it is incredibly juvenile to brag about any such affair.

I AM THE ONE WHO PLAYS

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

our relationship fell appart when she moved in, we got in a lot of fights and now it feels like "why did I get into this relationship in the first place and what's keeping me in it" and I have no idea why I'm talking about it here

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

Aye there's the rub. I'm free at lunch and that's about it. I'll text you over the weekend probably to see if you're free. Best case God sees favor in letting me off early tomorrow.

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

fag
play with me daddy

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

helps to talk about stuff sometimes. sounds like you have a pretty good idea of where things stand though, might be better to just end it.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

What do you want Jason Statham

Ryder James
Ryder James

well you would know

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

seriously, bruce willis? he's the spitting image of Jason Statham

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

If I were your dad I would have pulled out or done anal.

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

nothing i just like seeing you all riled up after i annoy you... it does it for me

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

Lying is a sin. You're going to hell. I'm going to laugh as you suffer for these slanderous comments.

Okie dokie, just give me a heads up.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

Smiles you faggot

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Fuck off, you just spent an hour arguing about Pokemon. Not interested in your thoughts on what's worth talking about and what isn't

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

you seem so sure

this could be a ploy for all i know
what a coincidence

Jaxon Stewart
Jaxon Stewart

I'm probably not even gay. sci says that I've been convincing myself because of memes.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

gooda evening thread

Aiden Turner
Aiden Turner

Yes, that is me.
What's up?

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

Also Yan playing the "sane and presentable" card...

That's... bold.

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

I'll certainly see what I can do. Well, you know the causation for my schedule now, anyway.

Benjamin Bailey
Benjamin Bailey

I've been debating putting my status to single on Facebook, that only she can see since I have no other friends

Christopher James
Christopher James

Because we're going to do anal?

Oliver Richardson
Oliver Richardson

damn

nobody different here

i think

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

wouldn't it be better to tell her directly?

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

son am here

William Harris
William Harris

hi dad
my head hurts

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

Make me a drink.

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

must drank moar

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Stop being such a faggot, faggot

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

I don't have contact with her currently as she is somewhere between ER's her clinic and maybe an inpatient facility, so for us to have any contact she has to call me from somewhere. she might have forgot my number but if I'm not important enough to remember my number or right it down then it's done.

if I don't hear from her by tomorrow night I'll do it

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

You're the one who's just pulling shit out of your ass.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

*poof
youre a drink

William James
William James

i just woke up dad
i dont htink i want to drink more for a while
i am veryu sleepy

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Hi, Cato.

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

id have just stayed in bed at that point

Alexander James
Alexander James

not interested in your thoughts
responds to and comments on my thoughts
k
Not really.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

im pretty sure you're transexual

which makes you straight
No. cuz daddy 🚶strutted🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabed😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaped me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counted◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer🕛ran out and i 😣felt a little poke😣😚, he😥pushed😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

1 ounce lemon juice
1 ounce orange juice
1 ounce pineapple juice
2 ounce ginger ale
Dash of grenadine
Pineapple and orange slices for garnish

Pour the juices into a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Shake well.
Strain into a chilled collins glass filled with ice.
Garnish with the slices of pineapple and/or orange.

Cinderella.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

the allstar dota 2 match is playing though

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

How should I stop?

I'm gonna start speaking in my thick accent and make no effort to sound normal, you're going to regret keeping this facade up.

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

BUT YOU POOP FROM THERE

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

you bring this upon yourself lad

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

It's okay.
Your incredibly high pitch voice right now says it all.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

Cuck Tsuchi

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

How do you cuck someone?

I'm going to hit you.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

i get the impression fishy dont like me no moar

James Diaz
James Diaz

You can only respond to any criticism with violence.
How quaint.

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

lmao same

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

only sometimes
probably not a good idea to break up with someone in the hospital

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

I don't take kindly to you insulting my intelligence by trying to say that things happened radically different from how I remembered.

Mason Reed
Mason Reed

should go to bed
will go in thirty mins
half hour ticks by
still here
k for reals 30 mins
another 30
still here
2 hours later...
fuck

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

used to be tight, like water

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

They met in the hospital so it's rather fitting, assuming it even happened.

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

Let's do drugs

Josiah James
Josiah James

You have the outright worst memory so it's not like it's hard to do.

Christian Ramirez
Christian Ramirez

what moogs said. wait until she's out of the hospital first.
guess I'd better start hrt

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

But cuppy you hate women

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

what kind
have you thought of a lady name

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

guess I'd better start hrt
To think you'd stoop so low.

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

this is a good point.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

its a shame his "fiance" that he met like 2 months ago didnt work out

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

actually yes. shut up.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

oh my god you have to tell me

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

not here.

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

What is it?

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

This is a good response.
I'm just looking out for your best interests, as your best friend.
I don't think it would be wise to become something you hate.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

must be rough after such a long time in a relationship

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Gloria.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

Cupcake, come overwatch with avery n friends.

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

k

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Let's see how well your memory is in 7 years.

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

i dont think swedish's girlfriend even exists lad

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

this

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

cute
srsly tho what kind

Levi Parker
Levi Parker

Far better than yours have ever been.

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

shh

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

I only do weed, mollies, or shrooms.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

Never Forgot

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

trouble in paradise?

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

even if I did I'd keep the dick.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

only

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

You're supposed to be a responsible adult.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

its trooo~
eh i do weed sometimes but mostly pills. would like shrooms but they are hard to get here

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

At least I don't look like a meth head.

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

i knooooow

fucking, havent adulted the last 2 days
gotta adult soon tho

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

At least I'm not a spic.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

Hey Zumi, how are you?

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

One of my old co-workers grows a shitload of them in his apartment.
What kind of pills? Benzos? I have a prescription.

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

love is gone...

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

You could always live on the streets I guess, if things don't come back together.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

If I'm a spic then that would make you the only klans member is wasn't capable of catching a white woman.
Just saying, you're shooting yourself in the foot here.

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Why are you spectating?

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

....uhh
k

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

opioids
can you rename that to cupcake.jpg

Levi Green
Levi Green

its like war of the roses all over again

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

Pain-relievers?
What are you, gay?

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

All of my exes were whiter than me.
At least they weren't grandmas and they had blonde hair at least.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

It's good to have options, is all.

I already have one named that, though.

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

Holy shit, this image.

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

The only way for you to try and insult me is by saying that you're not capable of getting with the women you actually like.
Congrats, you're already insulting yourself for me.

James Walker
James Walker

percocet, tramadol, norco

yes sir
fitting

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

why do i get the sense youre assuming something?

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

because they started without me

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

dropped a fucking rock solid ice pack on my toe earlier today huuuuuuuuuurts.

tfw you go for a smoke and so much shit happens in thread
slow down plz.

I'm just tired and annoyed with everything right now

yeah, I will. Thing is like I don't even know if she's in a hospital right now, I have literally no idea. she hasn't contacted me since 8 hours ago. I have absolutely no idea where she is or what's gonna happen.

the engagement was a joke

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

And you willingly admit you're subpar in every way possible.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Oh, right.
Get high so we can snuggle.

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

just wait before you make plans

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

Probably because I almost always am.

Harshhhhhhh

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

right so fucking take it out on sama... take it out on people you dont know online. i didnt do it man

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

I don't know whether to actually watch star trek or to watch galaxy quest again tbh

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

who's little spoon

how tall are you

youre a big boy right

James Flores
James Flores

I had some weird dreams.

Carson White
Carson White

I aint takin shit out on you man I'm just not talkative today, chill the fuck out mayne.

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

my knee jerk reaction is almost never wrong

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

I'm 6" and I'm okay with either position.

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

Actually I think myself very highly.
You also seem to forgetting that your ex was actually older than me.

You just have a thing for older women, you fetishist.

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

About what?

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

well you're taller so i guess im little spoon

Mason Evans
Mason Evans

you seem pretty verbose otherwise... yeh its fine fish. just fucking fine.

everythings great... peachy keen

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

You need my constant affirmation or you'd implode.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting people with their shit together.

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Did it get supernatural powers after you fucked it up with that car?

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

I think you're a bit irritable this night sama, what did i do?

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

I don't think he realizes you're being sarcastic.

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

I wanted to be little spoon.
Let's just face each other

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

i can see in the dark... only when the sun is up
i also have the ability to transform water into urine

Angel Young
Angel Young

is it because I broke the Bruce willis meme with the more accurate jason statham meme?

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

i didnt know you thought of me that way

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

i also have the ability to transform water into urine
By pissing in the pool?

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

10/10 would body swap in a Freaky Friday incident.

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

oh... i dont fucking know fish. I have NO idea

awesomeface.jpeg

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

You're like a cat I don't want but keep around and feed and give affection and cuddle with.

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

by drinking the water... an hour or 2 later. it comes out as urine. all that sciency jazz

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

My asking if you think this bra or that bra looks good is not asking for your affirmation, it's wanting your opinion.
I think you got some wires crossed.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

okay, I've settled on Star trek Next Generation

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

harsh

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

heh... i need moar powers tho

Owen Price
Owen Price

But can you drink urine and have it come out as urine?

Julian Walker
Julian Walker

data was the best character honestly

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

great! just go watch star trek and skirt the fucking issue fush!

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

i... suppose so, yes

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

I feel I was being pretty nice and fairly generous.
Did you want me to ask you to marry me?

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Rock on, dude.

Brayden Barnes
Brayden Barnes

maybe

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

I'm stopping this before whatever jokes get mixed up with actual statements.

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

I think sama is just mad he has a small dick

Colton King
Colton King

EHVY MEHUL

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

I didn't know Rin had a "rock" phase.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

and i think fishy is just mad because he's a reverse pap smear victim...

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

Shut up moogi
You're just being ridiculous and unrealistic now.
At least get me off first.

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE FLIPPER BABIES!!!

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

okay cum for me

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

Make me faggot

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

DOOOONDIIIIII

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Why don't you get your online girlfriend to get you off?

Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

how can i be of assistance

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

I'd say I need an ice pack for my foot but that would be painfuly ironic

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

I need you to get a box of popsicles, a ping pong paddle, a quesarito from Chipotle, and a Princess Peach Costume if she were also a maid.

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

id say you need sum ointment for that asspain

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

im ready

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

MY TOE HURTS BECAUSE I DROPPED AN ICE PACK ON IT

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Wow would you look at that
It's almost my bed time

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

great fucking job dumbass

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

dream of me

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

FUCK MOTHER SHIT CUNT IT HURTS

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

crai sum moar... write a fucking blog about that shit. tell us where the bad man touched you

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

I can stay up a little longer if you think I'm going to have nightmares.

Robert Young
Robert Young

are you going to have nightmares

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

Didn't you say I'd have dreams about you?

Asher Price
Asher Price

im not your daddy but aint having it either

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

rude

heart broken

goodbye

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

sama what are u evn doin rite nw

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

swedish is my sister

John Peterson
John Peterson

fukken waiting for you to reply so i can call out your bullshit petty emotionalism

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

It's a nightmare because when I wake up
you won't be there
and that terrifies me...

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

youve won me over again

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

come back here you scamp... im not done verbally abusing you yet

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

implying you could make me cry like her

Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

inb4 a goddam blog

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

like who you little cum gurgling twatwaffle

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

ez

I am overdue for a cuddle.

Going to bed but i'll be on steam for a while.
hint hint

Jason Morris
Jason Morris

i cant rp

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

sama's going a bit overboard

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

like how?

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

That's NOT what I hinted.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

*you WON'T rp

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

wait for it

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

the problem is also the solution. very nice.

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

In what world?

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

what the fuck was the hint
nah im just really really bad at it

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

gotta go biiiig

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

I'll give you three more hints.

1) I'll be on steam
2) Get on steam
3) Talk to me on steam

William Kelly
William Kelly

It's like sex. You're supposed to lie there like a corpse until they tell you they're going to bed.

I wish you could still supersize stuff at McDonald's. That made life better.

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

20 page blog about hormones and voluntary commitment because out of xannys bitch bitch bitch

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

when does the crying start

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

this analogy fits somehow

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

Anywhere from 5 minutes to 48 hours after the initialization of intimacy, for periods of 2-4 hours at at time lasting several days typically.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

You just can't walk a mile in their shoes to know how really hard it is to be a tranny and out of your self medicating drugs, you cisgendered, heteronormative bigot.

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

I keep thinking that there are bugs in my shorts, but it's just beads of sweat. Why do people willfully live in hot climates?

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

ywn get fucked by somoene known as "the captain" somehow, so that I can shout out "Oh captain my captain!" while orgasming.

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

creepy...

not my fault i was born with a predisposition for hetero normalcy...

William Morris
William Morris

sweaty kaybe balls

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

I feel this on more levels than you know

I've been wearing a dress solely as an excuse to not wear pants

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

dont you go quoting dickens in my house

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

You're such a bigot.
Heterosexuality is a choice.
You can only be born gay.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

Hello, threaders~

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

whats your favorite piece

tell of two cities masterrace

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

Trust me, you don't want any of this. Not even I want any of this, and I'm gross.

God, this Midwest heatwave needs to give up already. I'll miss it when winter lingers forever though.

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

tale*

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

I'm in arizona you fucker

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

a road less traveled

~tennyson

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Sup Sama?

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

you cant have both man

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

wasnt that robert frost?
not dickens i think...

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

nm, hbu

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

You get those pictures to show up 10x?

That's because you're a moron and you deserve whatever happens to you.

What kind of dress do you go with? Mangowns are pretty fantastic.

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

sorry, i meant the
illiad
by longfellow

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

dad, pls

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

i just go in my yiff suit

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

dad, why are you holding your belt like that?

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

wat lad

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

oh... fishy has daddy issues?
WHAT A SHOCKER!!

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

I bet he even left the camera shutter sound on. What a badass.

Yes, because suits made of fur are known for their heat dissipating properties.

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

Just got home from work. It's so damn sticky out :(

excuse me?

I'm not 10x dude

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

Anyone good looking could show me up

Wasn't my intention to make anything a competition, I know there's plenty of ppl here cuter than me

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

its a slug

David Perez
David Perez

*shows you up*

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

That picture reminds me of this.

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

oh welms is here

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

fucking right... you know what i did about it? fucking stayed inside.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

WHERE ARE THE SLUTTY PICTURES

Brody Richardson
Brody Richardson

ayyy that pickle surprise vid is 10/10

HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

PICKLE SURPRISE

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

You said that you would show 10x how it was done with your pictures. Hence the showing 10x up bit.

I can see you as a slug, now that you mention it.

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

me irl

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Con los terroristas

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Of course I am.

What else do I do?

I had work though.

I literally just got home diggy.

And I'm not gonna camwhore. I was just talking shit lol

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

snails are so hard to keep alive
i had to in bio
pieces of them break off like jelly its disgusting

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

wheres the audio in that webm
weird

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Was this nessecary colbs?!

You're so mean, showing me up like that

Cameron Cooper
Cameron Cooper

0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

T_T

its cool

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

It wasn't, nor was it accurate lol

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

ahaha sucker.... also thanks for remonding me im still up and have to do that work thing super early

my slug brethren have seen your atrocities... we will make you pay

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

im not sure
but either way im glad youre here
how was your day my welms?

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

the first one actually died because we put it in a gatorade bottle

and the citric acid made him bubble to death

;_;

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

All settled in with your job now? How's all that stuff going hm?

I'm gonna be thinking of you this weekend!

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

you will suffer for these crimes against my people

Ethan Hughes
Ethan Hughes

damn plebs cant even onto my level...

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

It is, yeah

It's going okay, I had a super stressful day yesterday when this old guy got super pissed at me

It ruined my day yesterday, and then the guy called me back today and apologized and made my day so we're even

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my *** out 😏 💯 😎 🍆

Owen Johnson
Owen Johnson

k

You're cool~

Hey man. I like money mmkay?

It was okay. Nothing really eventful happened. I didn't get my call but that will probably be tomorrow hopefully.

Hopefully.

What's this weekend?

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>____^===;;;;;;;;;;
I just came back from VACATION at the <333333333 KAWAII ZONE ^~ and guess what... IM WITH SASUKE ON THE WHOLE VACATION <3333333!!! =^___^= OMGZZZZZ HES SO HOT WITH THAT SUPA SUPA SEXY ABBS!!! DESU DEUS >.> >_> ^o^ ^_< HE'S SO FRIGGIN SUPA SUPA KAWAII!!! @_@@_@@_@ NYAAAA! ~desu ~desu
NOW i'm going to tell you about the BEST VACATION OF MY LIFE :D :D :D WITH MY HOT HUBBY SASUKE!!! <33333333333 SUPA SUPA KAWAII VACATION WE HADDDD!!!! <333333333333 ^3^ ^3^ @_@@@@@ =^____^;;;;;
While we were walking down the beach, holding hands... ^_~;;; (of course, HE'S MAH HABBEH AND I LUUUV HIM SOO MUCHEZZZ <333333) i saw some FAT GUIZE AND BITCHES ON OUR POOL -_- OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO CLOG UP OUR KAWAII VACATION?!??!? -_- >.< ò_ó TT__TT;;;;
then Sasuke (w/ his SUPA KAWWAIIII ABS O.O;;;;;) released his SUPA PAWAFURU RASENGAN (or is it chidori, i'm ssoooooo braindead -_-) and BLASTED *O* THOSE FAT NERDS AND HOES OFF OF OUR ROMANTICA POOL *_* <33333333 =^__^;;;; while everyone was looking ôoô guess what... WE WERE HAVING SEX ON THE POOL WITH KAWAII SASUKE!!!!!!! ^__^';';';';' <333333333 everyone was envious >:P, and while we're having our bumpy bumpy time <3333 WE MADE 953 BABIES ON THE TRIP o___o;;;;; THEY WERE SOOOOOOO SUPA SUPA @_@ SUPA KAWAII =^==____^L;LL;; THEY BECAME CHIBI NINJAS *_** AFTER THAT
bai everyone, we're off to SASUKE'S APARTMENT TO MAKE MOAR BEBEZZZ ^__^ <333333333333333333 OMG THEY'RE SOOOOOO KAWAIII!! WE'RE GONNA HAV A FUN TIME NAKED ON SASUKE'S BED, MEKEN BEBEZZZZ alllll frigggeeeeen naitu ^____^;;;-0-=0=- YAY YAY!! NEKO SUPA BAKA SUPA neko sUPA KAWAII KAWAII DEUS DESU DUES! <3333333333333333333333333 ^ooo_^o^_^o_^ yay happy nEKo yay bAAK HAPpy NEKO KAWAII DESU SUPA DESU BAKA NEKO KAWAII SUPA BAKA NEKO SUPA DESU KAWAII!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!)_)#$@(^_#*$#!(&_
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! <333333333 =^__<=

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Thanks for responding.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

oh gosh~!

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

me 2... make that mad loot son

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

i wouldnt worry too much about it velms
itll obviously come tomorrow

yeah nothing really happened here either
i just drank a lot and passed out and woke up a little bit ago

are you feeling okay?

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

What would have been an appropriate response to that?

*cuddles*

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

odd

i guess sometimes when i save webms they just save without sound

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

*cuddles your butt*

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

:O

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

Sounds about par for the course! Glad the guy at least apologized for being a dick

im gonna bed soon but we should catch up sometime, I'll bug ya next time I'm around

Don't you have birthday party stuff with the fam this weekend?

James Stewart
James Stewart

"You're welcome."

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

i gotta collect more funny webms
im not sure what this one is

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

dats erin tho lol

Benjamin White
Benjamin White

I feel fine, yeah. Still just preoccupied about my bday thingy and my scripts still.

Same stuff as last time?

Oh, right. That.

Yeah I think I'm just making it into a bigger deal than it will end up being like I usually do. thanks though^^

No. Do you know how long it would take to average out all those zeroes? FML

Nuuuu

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

oh shit i think i have to feed my cats

brb

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

I'm gonna go dye my hair, anon_sama, can you handle that? I'm not going to the hospital I'll just be away for like 30 minutes. can you chill for then?

tfw you don't pass as well as erin

Angel Price
Angel Price

fukken going to bed already... nite people

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

no.. lol. nite

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

and i expect pics in my inbox when i wake up fishy...

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

I don't have that many either, sadly.

Bye bye party guy.

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

Np I'm sure it will go swimmingly... Hope you had a good shift, I'm off too bed night night

Night night drinky sama

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

I have no idea what is happening in this webm

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

Laci Green is fucking weird.

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

that webm
holy shit
erin is CUTE
i wonder if he'll ever go to AX

oh goodnight dude

but i dont even know who you are homeboy

It will be fine welms <3 the only thing thats gonna be rough is getting a way to tell your dad, you know?

also yeah im low on weed so ive been substituting with this vodka

i handled it much better than yesterday

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

LMAO
they think the shadow is fucking something
what the hell

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

The guy pretends there's an obstacle in an obscured section of the driver's vision.

Name fell off again.

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

I'm probably just gonna sit them down after dinner and such. ugh

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

2016
still no neo crusade
feels bad man

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

That's some pretty advanced trolling.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

Okie dokie, night

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

thats probably your best bet if you want to tell them face to face
just hope that the dinner's good and theyll be happy lmao

you anxious about it?

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

Some people are willing to go above and beyond. I envy them.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

Extremely.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Do you have anything to distract yourself?

you cant just wallow in anxiety, you know, velms
its very bad for you ~

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

alright, the dye's in. shit's supposed to be good. was like 11 bucks and I got it for 2 dollarydoos since it was the last one

based walgreens. love going there for scripts and coming home with cheaply found treasures

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

I suggest you get sloppy drunk right before the dinner.

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

what color

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Cat food medley.

Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

holy shit
i would totally use that

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

I believe you.

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

yummy

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

Blonde. I've been trying to get my hair to platinum blonde but it's been patchy before. There are still some dark spots, but according to the box this shit is supposed to work really well on dark hair so hopefully it can knock out some of those patches I didn't get last time. and this isn't even bleach, it's just blonde dye

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

I know. I've been talking to a bunch of people about it. From all the input and information I have hope for the situation, just... actually executing it is ugh.

Nah. I don't drink like that anymore.

Especially not in front of the folks.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

sounds like you're not putting it in evenly. good luck though

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

why worry about your hair when the real problem is that massive bulge of fat on your stomach

yeah, welms
thinking and focusing on it after youre fully prepared wont do anything but make it worse, you know?

you ought to watch something
we can watch something if you want~

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

I'd explain, but it'd be a blog bloggier than this current blog

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Anticipation is always the worst part.

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Just walk up and say it: "Mom. Dad. I think I'm an Apache attack chopper."

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

Ask your parents to eat dinner in the other direction while you consume alcohol.

That's a pretty great webm.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

yeah thats what im saying welms
youre gonna be depressed as fuck until it happens unless you can distract yourself

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

hue.

No.

I'm not depressed though. I'm just.. ready? I guess.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

well have fun. i know i do when i do it

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

That's super relevant dude, good job. Nailing it.

Okay, fine, just tell them to close their eyes and sneak a sip from your flask. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

hair always feels fucking FINE after dying, even if I don't do it right.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Are you sure you shouldnt just, call him now and get it over with?
i think thats what i would probably do

fuck waiting for those things i get crazy anxious

Chase James
Chase James

What part of me not drinking do you not understand?

Like once a month with friends.

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

not online

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

yeah it's a shame it takes time for my curls to return though

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

curls? cute.

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

Well for one, it's like 1am.

And I want to have a bday dinner lol

be right there. gomen...

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

it gets tangled easily.

*blush*

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

That guy at 0:30 actually has some pretty magical dance moves.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

think I'll make a trek folder.

my hair is stubbornly straight, like I need hair spry if curls are to stay in. frustrating

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

i forgot the time

but i still think waiting for that would just be killer
the whole scenario is really shitty

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

cuuute

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

the whole scenario is really shitty

Welcome to my life. It's getting better though ^~^

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

Hiya

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

i cant imagine
STAHP

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

Hi

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Boo starter pack

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

i just want it to be over so you can return to happy welms

anxiety welms makes me kinda sad tbh :/
yeah, at least its getting better

gasdgsadgasdfdsafdasfsdahfhdf

James Martin
James Martin

a subscription to brazzers is a subscription to memes.

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Me too.

Kinda sad why??

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

insult you 24/7
still be friendly with me

you nutjob

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

star trek next gen is actually really good why did I never watch this as a kid?

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

I remember growing up it would be on right after this crazy weatherman we had.

He'd be all like "GUD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVening, ev-rybody!"

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Only because i genuinely want you to be happy
n-no homo

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

CUH-RAZEEEEEEE

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

Awwee. Thanks Boo <3

Me too. Full homo.

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

Oh shit, tomorrow is Friday

Fuck yeah

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

i tried to get into the original series but like every episode had to do with some sexual shit

oh little billy has never seen a woman before and then he gets all rapey and that somehow puts the entire crew at risk of dying

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

I'm watching episode 3 right now and it's basically "haha, NIGGERS" right now

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Nah. Tomorrow is Saturday.
Don't show up for work since nobody will be there.
Don't even bother calling to say you're not showing up because it's a day you're not supposed to anyways.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

What goes on?

Hi boo

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

full homo
thank god you made me remember this webm

i-im kinda happy i guess
waiting for my car aand stuff so i can go out is a little depressing but i guess its not too bad

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

jesus

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

and then kirk splits in two and then the evil kirk gets all rapey but then they consider the moral ramifications of killing an evil rapist kirk who never was really born
wtf

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

me irl

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

I'm watching next gen

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

It's things like these that the new movies didn't have and made the fanbase hate them.

William Watson
William Watson

I love the new series honestly

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

i hear its better
i would just like a story that isnt a rehash of the previous

oh gee another guy hates star fleet and is gonna try to do damage

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

funny so far. all the characters are actually fucking characters and I like it

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

this is why I need 3 monitors at least. one for the netflix, one of the animus, and one for the capping.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

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