I'm the new
I'm the new new model
I got nothin' inside~
I'm the new
I'm the new new model
I got nothin' inside~
Tempted to really get into Subnautica.
It's pretty weird yeah
Overall a pretty good TI though despite OG being so shit.
Just distract yourself with something fun bae! <3
You have bested me!
I'll be at work tonight... I just want mah pills blehh
Kinda wanna watch vampire loli but not enthousiasm for feature length film
I wanna watch lewd anime sluts fuck each other, but not really an entire film either
kojimbo is into some cool shit
Wish had some neat sources.
How frequently do you get new material?
who else here /chronic boredom/?
How long does bloodwork take fml
like a day or two, idk, i'm a tranny, not a doctor jim
the struggle is real
I miss being a night owl because this heat during the day is fucking awful.
I live in arizona
I'd pick ebola over heat rash any day tbfh
winter is coming
I wish there was a place in perma-autumn.
tfw not living in winter on the north pole rn
Winter is best season
Too fat for life?
if i wanted constant flooding id move to florida
yeah kill yourself
put on a few
The depression is chronic. The boredom's a side-effect.
It is preferable to stepping into a nuclear oven every day.
Shave your nasty little pre-teen happy trail.
that's fucking gross
not best tummy
tfw you will never live in the alaskan wilderness, hunting down and cooking your own meat, chopping trees for firewood, but still having the comforts of vidya, netflix, and a cuddle buddy.
i can get the appealing parts of that at least half the year
Ah sorry for bailing Welms sort of a mess, hope things work out for you! I am going to go for now, laters all
I'm sorry for being rude to you...
wow, heads up
I want a cuddle buddy :(
Have a good one Spoils.
I have this weird craving right now to manly shit like chop a tree down in the winter shit and hunt and kill beasts with nothing but a bow or a spear, and build a home in the middle of the tundra, giving sanctuary to my waifu.
all while still being a qt grill
I thought you killed yourself
that movie was da bes
when was this
ive never had that urge
i thought our line of dialogue ended.
i wanna be the guy that makes practical special effects
Like, I'm so serious that it hurts lol
Last night, I said I didn't want to post because you were around
because you swooned over me and gave me affection while you were probably on perkasets
And you tried to molest me a little.
You heard me.
I know my bellies
We never had a dialogue going, ever
Explain yourself or I will dismiss your comment as purely motivated by the desire to troll
Squash is in heat. :^)
Please do. We can make a fun, gory, post-apocalyptic film all our own.
It looks cute. I haven't watched it yet and am just chopping up a music video.
Thanks again for streaming that Pirate movie. It was cute.
I would help if I was there.
Or you could say it was quality head
When am I knot in heat?
oh no i did that to fuck with you. i do that to people
i told you to kill yourself. you said fuck
There's also some sound in your webm there.
Well fuck you then I'm not sorry at all you cunt
if your tummy is significantly less thick than your chest you look like you have a disease.
my job is actually at a prop making company (for promotional events). an employer would count that as experience, right?
mhmmmhmh. Mmmm. makes me wonder.
I'm telling on you
The hook up that got pissed because I couldn't make it once messaged me after 2 months.
What do I do?
Bellies pretty okay fetish.
both or your favorite artists teaming up and going on tour
this gives me a musical erection. might go to my first concert ever.
You're in trouble
I told Squash
Hey I never said it was my fetish.
I can't change how big my rib cage is man!
Well I actually shaved all over today so your comment is moot
It's not your rib cage.
You look like a fucking holocaust victim.
Aw, yeah. I fixed it in case I ever wanna upload again for some reason. I'm not cute! I'm not even spattered in blood!
I think it would count, sure. Are you involved in the fabrication process? Cute gif, btw.
That could be arranged.
let the record show that Yan has made sexual advances on me. he said that if i wanted him to do a good job that i would have to let him give me oral sex
I thought I looked fat
:O I dont speak texan!!!!???
You obviously don't and are just fishing for complements.
i did a little in Ireland, which is where the workshop is. and i do repairs sometimes. also i can draw, which i think would be handy.
shieet sabs. i should put together a portfolio and lie on my cv a little about how much experience i have. send it off to a bunch of indie studios. it would be the best job ever.
LIES, LIES AND SLANDER
He's not that thin.
she's small but somehow has all the features of chub
asking me for hook up advice
uhhh don't show up?
he also said that he wanted to eat my ass. this is for the record.
Am I thin enough for you, Gilligan?
you look like you got hit by a truck and it just smushed your belly
That is such an obvious lie that I will not even bother with a response beyond this pre-written macro response
How do I fix this then?
Lose like 120 pounds.
Ew ew ew
you literally cant make this shit up
Can we just ban them?
I like my pounds.
Hi sugar low fat diet with no exercise.
Is that a threat? Fun! :D
That's not Texan, silly. That's Three Stooges.
Sounds good enough to me! And it's not lying. It's padding. ♥
No i'm not getting in that.
tfw not asian
N-no, I wasn't... nevermind.
I think we have different ideas of fun.
It looks better in the thumbnail
If you have a girl pee pee, just show it ugh
Chop off your arms and legs.
Then don't eat for three weeks.
It doesn't look good to begin with.
Maybe you would be thinner if you cut off your abysmal sass.
i like to tuck my hot rod between my legs too
I said better!!
I love these
My rib cage looks like that too. That is not how you take a picture of it. Laying down and using that angle makes it look about as big as it possibly could, which you were probably going for to contrast it with your waist, but most people think that looks icky.
I am not up on my stooges :/
Can I just do sit-ups or what should I do?
This isn't meant to be lewd! I want this to remain tummy focused!
Can the Canadian leave?
I am at the perfect weight of 143 so with the smallest amount of exercise, I look comfortably toned.
getting butt mad at someone posting pics
lol it wasnt meant to be lewd guys
New pics tonight y/n?
this canadian is doing it wrong.
Isn't it Rin?
yes of course
Scoots, when are you going to actually be someone instead of a meme?
I miss when you were actually fun.
silly question elma
Whoever it is they need to stop fishing.
of course not
Learning how to recognize an acceptable picture is really the only step you would need. It would be easier if you exercised more or something though. Personally, I'd ask for you to stop shaving too, because you look 14.
I'm only one person and I'm laying in bed I don't know how to take better pictures of myself
What's a better angle?
Elma I'm not posting pics for a bunch of guys to jerk off too I'm looking for criticism
You and me have different goals here lol
I do just enough core exercises so I have a defined stomach.
It literally takes no effort for me.
I'll take that as a yes.
lol ok. I'll be back after work.
With a vengeance.
/action movie music
I don't do it for that either. I have my own reasons.
It's not, it's 10x
you can tell from the filenames
Here are some instructions
Erin said you can talk to her on FB
She's on right now if you still didn't ask what you wanted.
No, come back! We'll backyard wrassle with razor wire and baseball bats covered in rusty nails and chains!
Don't worry about it, Skoozaz. I still love you!
not kissing while the blood of your nemesis rains down upon you
When was this?
I am only ever a "real person" with a select few on different media platforms.
This is a place of shitposting and memes.
Why bother being serious?
When you get serious here, serious anal aches occur.
mhmhmhmhm. the city i live near is pretty indie and artsy. time 2 google.
are you having a good day? i spent a disgusting chunk of mine laying on the sofa in my kitty hoodie. this thing is amazing.
...Sabs are you trying to seduce me?
not gay enough.
Atleast there is that
Whats up chicken nugget?
girl pee pee
Please, come on, just stop.
I don't know. You use to be kind of funny and shit.
Now it's just "lol u mad" all the time.
So deep. So mysterious.
Tsundere as usual~
This isn't meant to be lewd!
It's always hard to tell with things like this. I want to say you're trolling, but I've known too many people who are just actually this bad at getting compliments.
Go for it, because this is an embarrassing display.
Angle depends partially on the person, but really, if you have a phone camera just take a few hundred until something turns up. You can set timers. you can record video and take a frame. You can just click around a lot. It's not rocket science.
Don't be a bigot.
bigot smiles is at it again
Is that fucking 10X
no wonder he doesn't want to show peepee his is barely the size of a large grape
10x is a fucking idiot.
10X is a ginger
coming from you
It's not bigoted to say that there isn't such a thing as a girl penis. A penis is a penis, regardless of gender.
Hm. I've had a very unproductive day, which is making me feel kinda guilty and depressed. Is the kitty koat soft?
"Seduce", "lure into a cage match of death"...same thing, right?
Needs more wieners?
I feel like I haven't done anything all day. Kinda bummed about that. But it's supposed to rain this weekend! Can't wait. I hope it rains while I'm at the lake. It always makes me happy.
I just assumed it was one of your many fetishes.
I would like to see an example of said period so I can know what you mean.
I also find the "you mad" a touch fun. But I can see how it is perceived as so.
I dont know. Words. I am not a steady person.
EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.
Sounds like you need to go to a forced political correctness camp to make you a perfectly healthy and enlightened SJW.
Now this is how you take a picture that turns out well.
It was supposed to be a secret that I was ginger! Yan!!
Eh? Not receiving compliments well?
Admittedly I put no effort into taking good pics so that's a pretty fair criticism
You are! You absolutely are, but it's OK!
What are you so mad about squishles~?
Just a few time you would actually make points against someone. Kind of lost your bite.
Except Tomorrow theme is so much better than Dark :3
He never really had one to begin with.
It's like a mix of barely controlled seething rage, questionably functional autism, and spam.
Then why did you lay down on your bed and frame it like an erotic picture instead of just taking a selfie in a mirror? You put effort into taking pics, just not effort into taking a good one? Seems like the worst of both worlds.
Tomorrow has white textboxes.
So it's annoying.
very soft. and i'm not wearing anything under it so i get 100% softness. it's so nice to be able to feel cute.
/hug. do one little creative and productive thing and then you will feel like you've earned being a lazy. that's what i do at least.
I operate on a very strict you first policy.
Oh, in the quick reply?
Did you take this picture from me? :3
No, I'm not.
I actually hate you.
You and me both. I feel the day is wasted. EVen though I had a meeting and cooked for the fam.
Feels terrible. Urgh, latent feels filtering into current feels.
Rain at the lake? So it cools down and ploops the surface like a poetic thrum?
Maybe I am overworked.
Maybe I need a worthy nemesis in thread.
Maybe I need a hiatus.
Maybe I need to be more happy.
Maybe I need to be hit by a train.
Who knows. But heres my number, so call me maybe.
I hardly notice the difference, honestly.
i dont remember this one
At least I'm not so edgy that I stabbed someone with a trident. Who does that?
Not using the vanilla one
Dream on, I have my own sources!
You were in a blind rage, I'm not surprised that you don't.
it don't work that way.
Moogs killed a guy.
You very sorely misunderstand
I was naked, in bed, when I decided to take a picture so it would have been more effort to go to the bathroom and take a pic there
How could you hate me I haven't talked to you in months and months? I can't even remember the last time we spoke?
The thing's massive.
It's best you didn't see it.
I don't even know who you are
But I hate you
seems likely to be honest
I always liked that one.
And how much effort have you expended explaining yourself since then? Have you gotten any helpful answers? No? Well maybe you should have taken a bathroom mirror selife. I guess you'll know for next time. Not that you won't do the same thing again next time.
not the ones she likes and wants.
No wonder you want to see my penis so badly.
You don't wanna joust with chainsaws? What happened to you? You used to party.
i'm not wearing anything under it
Is making useless webms from other people's work creative? probs not Maybe I'll try to write something later or take a pretty photo.
Did you make curry? :3
The rain sounds great on the water, and it releases this smell from the hot, dry concrete in the slips that's so magical and unique.
is this from the only canon hunger games
Don't make me beat you.
That was an okay movie.
But it's a pathetic threat.
gonna shower ill be right back
Winter is coming. It can stay warm for the next 3 weeks and then just get cold. Heh. Cold is preferrable.
I did make said curry, with homemade garlic bread and a gratin.
Was rather good, but then again I would say that.
Were people bitching about newbie camwhores?
Like, come on, everyone has to learn the basics somehow.
Some people are just not as quick to clue in as others.
No, the canon ones are separate. You'll know it's not canon if there's a "misc" in the filename. Those are a compilation of all the games I played after.
no, well, i'm wearing underwear and jeans because it's cold. but i'm not wearing a shirt. so it's right on my skin.
i had an idea for a story today in the shower about a singer songwriter who tries to build a flying machine with his songs. it sounds obtuse but i think it'll make sense if i write it down. ?
Stop trying to revv me up
I guess nobody was in the coddling mood. It's a rough life out there.
A lot of people learn best by example anyway. :^)
Now I'm just hurt that you don't even save my pictures.
Don't encourage him.
I prefer winter too, which here probably feels like your early autumn. Things feel more real in the cold, and the air feels cleaner. Plus I'm not roasting alive, which is nice.
Oh, and winter fashion. :3
That sounds like a cute story. It's something different and uniquely you.
Must say a lot about how shit you are lmao
I have done before!
Why not? Are they not attractive enough for you?
...are you actually?
Winter fashion is best fashions. Coats and accesories to the nines
More Guro pls
You couldn't if you tried.
i was sitting around earlier in just my boxers and the jumper. but then it got cooold.
link me something if you decide to write or take pretty pictures, ok? <3
I still want your folders!
I take just naturally take pictures on my back that don't make me look more anorexic than I am, so I don't really know how to show him how to improve.
Tokai would argue some very different things about my legs and tummy. :^)
At the very least you could make him feel bad.
I'm too nice for my own good.
Yeah, but I'm not going to post camwhore pics of my body without my lover's consent, so...
Don't worry, I give my consent.
Naw. Sorry for the confusion. I just thought we had a fun "I'm going to run at you with a whip made of razor wire because we're both weirdos" thing going. :3
Yeah! Layers and boots and scarves and junk!
Too bad you aren't my lover, eh?
Have you been cheating on me?
And hats. And then there is the de-layering when you get inside, kind of like unwrapping a gift. Revealing a dashing outfit below.
i was sent here to control your sadomasochistic flirting, you're scaring my very delicate bf
I was hoping you were single so I could attempt to smash IRL
i have no fashion. i wear sweaters and old jeans and sometimes hoodies.
do you hate me now?
Yan has made sexual advances on me. he said that if i wanted him to do a good job that i would have to let him give me oral sex
Thank God you don't have to rely on your non-existent business acumen for success.
He sucked my dick
NA aint shit, fuck your servers
With a black woman named Shaniqua.
She even calls me "massah" and Uncle Tom during our time accurate roleplay.
Oh yeah, you live in Ontario, don't you...
Did you pay in chicken tendies?
Just once in my life, I want to go to the type of party where a gentleman takes your coat as he announced your arrival to the room.
Hey, all I wanted was for us to face off in a post-apocalyptic gladiatorial pit. If he interpreted that as flirting, then I think you gotta gore fiend on your hands, girl.
Of course not! Cutie scruffy boy. ruffles your hair
I didn't ask for your life story, dude.
you should have
When we get the food van, we will host dinner parties. You will get a real mink coat for the occasions.
AWwww yeah! I'm gonna dress like a Kennedy girl before the unfortunate trip to Dallas!
I'd rather have your previous life story.
You're gonna end up like the Kennedy that got part of her brain scooped out and spent the rest of her life as a vegetable with no one ever visiting her out of embarrassment.
heeeeee. i actually shampood it today and didn't brush so it is scruffy and everywere.
Oh my, how fancy!!!
I do love love love that vintage style.
Mhmmm I have my own apartment and enough money so that I could take you out and stuuufff if you wanted ^^
tbh i think i knew that
i was a pretty princess
Buy a bat and go beat up hobos.
3rd game as Dva and my ult wins the game twice.
Fucked ranked. I got this shit.
So fucked up. Thanks for reminding me of reason #4,530 I hate that family. Jackie was just a snazzy dresser.
Surprise him some time by wearing hockey pads with spikes and an eye patch and chasing him into the bedroom with a chainsaw. ;D
What happened to that?
what the fuck dude
You'll make the Netherlands white again.
Going out for dinner is always a tempting offer.
But I'd hate to feel as though I'm leading you on, lol.
man, i would do shit for some dank trees right now
meds went up and i been crawling out my skin and smonking trees is the only thing that's helped
Go do your second amendment thing for Trump.
leading you on
Would you do that with just affirmations of "if i say ur cute ur cute"?
Nah. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison being denied the most basic of human rights.
All hail overlord Clinton.
time for more capping
and lana vinyl
i died hating everything
history repeats itself
200mg zoloft, akathisia, no trees
Does my name read GarEE?
I think I could seduce you
I'm, like, super charming in person
Why don't you snort a whole mess of cocaine? That will calm you down~
No gu fo u scoo
How did I miss you? 'Specialy when you're postin' our waifu.
Skoobar, you dress like Jackie too. Let's both rock some pillbox hats.
I'll kill her.
i am a clean man
your apothecary skills are bested by none
Kill all the porch monkeys so I won't pursue them obvs.
I hope so.
I usually keep pretty firmly to my morals, so I'm not entire sure.
Either way it seems like fun.
Then why do you wear the mask?
thx my problems are forever ameliorated
You're responsible for their pain.
Some darling gloves and pearls? She did wear those right?
I feel a need to watch mad men.
glad i could help
wanna snuggle with you and a ukelele singing stupid songs
You heard moogs
do i get a haircut lads
try a mask
i don't do that gay touch yourself shit soz hunni
i like my face though
I would. That much hair must be a bother to keep clean all the time.
gdi don't cuck me in public
I-I was just giving you a sick burn...
Do you have someone who is poking you IRL or online only?
Just wanna know what I'm up against here
You look homeless :c
Since they're only 3/5 of a person, do I get 3/5 the prison sentence or will it be brought down to animal cruelty and just a $1000 fine?
im in a home though
idek who you are
you can touch, maybe, but i don't.
Ram > Rem
What is even going on in this?
You'll end up single.
YOUR WAIFU DOESN'T EXIST! :^)
Online only at present, unfortunately.
anime is gawbade
I've been saying that they need to put you in a home for years. I'm glad that they followed through on that.
Sad anime girl looking into a different apartment
Then looks at her phone
brb touching my waifu
She heard John gave a girl a pearl necklace and demanded one of her own, yes. I really liked Mad Men,but it'll be a while before I ever rewatch it. It was so melancholy!
Ok. Ya gotta wear kitty koat, though. Is non-negotiable.
Just think of how many blacks would be out of prison if murder of a black person was brought down to a $1000. Black on black crimes, etc.
arethere things you can not prove if so can you prove that you can not prove it
There's nothing shameful about living in a nursing home. It's okay. They can take care of you there.
i want one of those kitty beanies for winter. summer's already starting to wear down here. will you support my decision to buy more cute kitty clothes?
You can't prove or disprove that there isn't a unicorn stalking you right now.
Jeez, this would directly help with the complaints of #blacklivesmatter
awh god damnit jimmy
cant rewatch show because feels.
Yeah, there are a few shows I am like that with. Some arent even because they are "sad" or anything. It can be because of a botched finalé or just, I dont know, other disappointments.
And Jackie was too forgiving.
I suppose she hadnt really much other option than to stay really.
I am not the strongest John fan to be honest. As I have stated in past.