LUKA GET A FUCKING JOB
You make me seem irresponsible
well Im still drinking this frozen beer
Im actually a High Functioning Alcoholic
Get it right faggot
worst thread black guy
cockblocked by cute things... again
enjoy that utter loss of carbonation lol
NIGGA YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBILE
No avatars are safe from undesirables, I am afraid. I had Kogasa stolen recently.
What, their struggle to be visible in underexposed photographs?
A Different Kind of Alcoholic
A functional alcoholic might not act the way you would expect, Benton says. You might think he's responsible and productive because he works every day. He could even be high achieving or powerful. In fact, his success might lead people to overlook his drinking.
He could also be in denial about drinking. He might think, “‘I have a great job, pay my bills, and have lots of friends; therefore I am not an alcoholic,’” Benton says. Or he might make excuses like, “I only drink expensive wine” or “I haven’t lost everything or suffered setbacks because of drinking.”
But he isn’t doing fine, says Robert Huebner of the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism. No one, he warns, “can drink heavily and maintain major responsibilities over long periods of time. If someone drinks heavily, it is going to catch up with them.”
You honestly don't understand because you are a privileged white person
So... You're admitting to being one then?
Soto's clearly not in denial, at least.
That is so terrible, my condolences. I have a dream where I live in a world where people are judged not by the content of their character, but by the quality of their Avatars. It is a dream that will never come to fruition if they keep being taken away.
hey soto, how you do?
That is fucking racist.
If it is any consolation, you pull it off better than anyone else.
only if he wasnt also white and privileged...
like a white person calling another white person a cracker pretty much
He said just earlier that he wasn't one. Maybe he just found a definition he thought was cooler to apply to himself.
Why thank you, you are not half bad at it yourself.
WOW DARWIN GET OUT OF HERE
YOU COULDA DONE 100 DOLLARS WORTH OF COKE WITH ME AT AX
FUCKING UP FAM
No fucking shit, jesus christ
god damn Mordin do you want me to fucking draw a picture for you too?
How ya been Griddles?
Been a while
Yeah sure. What are you drawing?
That was all irony, of course.
I am simply perfect.
tfw your drinking problem is only that other people have a problem with you drinking
irrelevant... lets find some other reason to feel offended today
I was going to go grab some paper and a pen and draw youmu saying go fuck yourself but then I got lazy
this so hard
How about restaurants that ooze pretension but sell quesadillas?
I have never even kissed a girl!
that also offends me... lets go with this then
i know people that flip they shit the moment anyone around them does anything alcohol...
nigga cant crack a bear around them
Only because you cannot reach her mouth from your position under her feet.
Lame. You'll just have to do it some other time. How long have you been drinking for?
That has no bearing in this.
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
I dont know that feel cause my whole fam is alcohols
Hey but Im almost done with this beer so I might go get more beer and some paper so who knows you might getb lucky
How long have you been drinking for?
Dont worry about it
It's not that important. I'll probably go to bed in a bit anyway.
it has been a while, I've layed off drinking quite a bit, but I don't feel any better about myself, other than that, life is good.
You share the same desires as me. Do not give me that.
be me around thos people
crack first bear
already? its 6pm...
how many are you having
i dont know
i would appreciate if you didnt do it around me
its my fucking house
i know but it makes me uncomfortable
get the fuck out then, mom
I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure as a freshly hatched dove.
Is it the desire for little boys or furry creatures that you share?
Is that why you asked me for that folder?
Well that's pretty odd, too.
So no drawing for you then
Thats good though man, mad props
Glad to see you've been doing well dude
Damn that does sound annoying
Just take shots ion the bathroom lmao
Although little boys are cute too.
Pure scholarly curiosity.
i only ever drink at one place... my home
not sneaking around to do it lol
You have been out of school for years now.
A true intellectual never ceases in their pursuit for knowledge.
Although little boys are cute too.
u wot m8
false.. intellect comes with the knowledge that all intellect is to be surpassed by others with greater intellect. true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing. or a great deal about many things but very little about all things
You are killing me.
Are you drunk already?
Don't be icky.
no mom... i had like 2 earlier but thats none of your concern
What small minded Ideals, someone with a truly great intellect understands that they know a great deal and are better than their less knowledgeable peers. Wisdom and understanding is purely a tool for self elevation and squelching the week underfoot.
I do my best at that every single day.
I do my best
Wait, who is this?
I'm not concerned so much as curious.
false... one can assume thier understanding cannot be surpassed. no man is an island. all understanding is already surpassed by another in this world. nothing is new. you have a dim view
if i must justify my consumption v inebriation level then you must justify your curiosity.
I meant it facetiously, I could not muster up my best if I tried.
I suppose it is good, but I thought life would be better if I did less drinking, and it seems quite the opposite, I had more fun in my free time drinking.
Because you've revved up your pseudo-intellectual engine and I was curious what state of mind you're in.
i just realized bard also uses that tripcode... strange
All right, I was worried for a moment.
honestly feeling a little salty...
Hopefully not at me, because I'm not even putting any effort in.
Story of your life.
nah... not at you breh
underachievement is something people should aspire to...
Niggas talk more than bitches these days
Who could get the pussy quicker these days
Still straight with the weed and the liquor these days
Cause the new drugs got the kids trippin' these days
Bunch of journalists been searchin' for a story
My ex-girl been searchin' for a "sorry"
Couple bitches tryna have me on the Maury
Like nigga it's yours, you should be supportin'
be capable of greatness
no possibility of failure
always therefore be successful
more difficult than achieving greatness
Why do you never log on Steam to tell me you are playing ARAM so I can feed with you?
You should be a schoolteacher.
It is too much work. Why do you never log on to League to monitor when I am going to play an ARAM so you can feed with me?
naw id let childs left behind all the time...
That is not my problem, maybe you should get your internet fixed.
Don't worry, the no child left behind thing is more of a guideline anyway. It's more like not many kids left behind if they're in a rich district, everybody else is on their own.
life is ruthless... earlier one can learn to claw and nail they way the better.
I am sorry, please do not cry.
Doesn't seem that bad. Have you ever tried not having anything bad happen to you?
thats possible in this life?
Sure, just so long as the one bad thing that does happen to you kills you before you realize it.
kaybe what do you want me to draw
Im like drawing on colored sticky pads so
so that one time in infancy then? lol... better be offd in the first few moments of life
draw me like one of your french girls, soto...
Draw Bruce Willis.
I want to hide her socks and sandals so she's forced to be barefoot all day ! Then I can lick her smelly dirty feets and bully her for how much they smell !
You could draw the happiest memory you have with your mom.
Sounds good to me.
Not telling him to draw Bruce Willis
You son of a bitch.
his idea was gay... its obviously him doing shots with his mom until they both fall out from consumption
wow hey not bad...
feel like being a weeb faggot so gimme a pic of what u want me to draw
Don't call my dad a bitch, dude.
Wow, I didn't know you were over at Soto's house!
didnt know u was an arteest soto... draw some happy little trees
anime bruce willis
i didnt either... checks for peepers at the window
Yeah, if your daily peepers are still there, everything is probably fine. Handy little early warning system, that.
...m-my place is on the third floor
If there's something to see, people will find a way to see it.
my name is luka... i live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you, yes i think youve seen me before
I made the eye too big
Not enough space to do the whole thing
Gg no re
i just peep right back... angle the cam into my neighbors washroom.
only thing worse than watching is being watched
Good thing you're working for commission, or this would be an outrage.
*not working for
You guys. I think I just found the most handsome man in the universe.
Stop, you're making me blush.
watchOS 3 developer beta 5 installing
praise be apple's delivery on the keynote
It isn't a phase, mom. This is who I really am.
WATASHI WA MEGUMIN
it's weird to think about phones and stuff as being machines, cause they are small and have no moving parts
but they are machines by definition
machine is a creepy word
Do Soto arts once again.
The social commentary of threads.
Be the comic strip of Holla Forums
My phone is bae
Apple is bae :3
Why was i such anti-apple before
I have been converted
I don't know what a megumin or watashi are but nice job.
this iOS 10 shit tho
like they finally put the date somewhere useful and all of a sudden it's perfect
Should I make it like a 4koma?
Today they arrested the Lorax,
Caught poisoning children with borax
Though with Pokemon Go,
His alibi shows,
He was on 5th Street capturing a Snorlax.
Hungary bans gay flags from government buildings
What the fuck is the point in putting them there anyway
Who the fuck would advertise their home in a foreign country with a faggot flag on an embassy for example
Alanis Morissette's voice is shrill and she always looks blazed out of her mind in her videos...
Preach it family man.
Placement of the ear is terrible, but you're improving!
Post an example of one of these flags.
if you want it, just google iOS 10 public beta, and find the apple site
do it in safari on your phone, and it will install a profile certificate, and your phone will automatically start getting public beta software updates as well as regular updates like normal
chiri teach me the ways
it's just like, a package of 2 certificates, downloads and installs instantly
erin ur 2 high
I shall do it!
tfw Necromancer Armsdealer playthrough in Skyrim, shitposting and breakfast.
ikr it's like 8am and i already smoked most of my dank trees
Anatomy diagrams help, and there are books that profess to teach you how to draw anime.. personally, plenty of people offer free tips on DeviantArt.
My style was developed over a long time, I improved quickly because I didn't like how bad I was and wanted to get better, but at the same time I didn't want to just copy things or rip stuff off, so there was a focus on developing what looked good to -me-.
Ultimately you should be your own worst critic and your greatest fan.
Do you wanna have kids?
watch me whip
now watch me nae nae
I lose more and more grip on reality as PC madness grows
Soon reason will be a stranger to us
Such an outrage for this? Meh.
ouu watch me
Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~
Yeah. Whats the point of putting it on government buildings? I honestly don't get it
I even get faggot marches and BLM and all the other shit even if I hate it but this? Why?
it is really fucking dumb though.
you don't adorn government buildings with straight pride flags, that would just be weird, why the fuck do it with gay flags
Erin is far too high.
Time to game.
Little Flan bladder leak-y leak leak~
I don't know, maybe an American embassy putting one up after the Orlando shooting or something would make sense sort of. I don't pay any attention to it though.
Little Flan carrot munch-a crunch crunch~
This is a dumb argument
Little Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~
especially since the century is still young and pride flags are still rawly invocative of men sucking cocks
Big Flan gift hide-y hide hide~
Big Flan legs squish-y squish squish~
and gauche as fuck
C O L O R S
Big Flan pantsu munch-y munch munch~
Little Flan garlic drool-y drool drool~
Lets just write it off as another rabid liberal pantshittery and leave it at that
At least I'm not the only one bamboozled because of it
Little Flan castle pack-y pack pack~
all the colours refer her at once show you that everything is okay
like shitting on a man's chest while his boyfriend beats off your feminine penis and stuff
implying Flan is a good 2hu
Big Flan hand sniff-y sniff sniff~
Little Flan wurst squirt-y squirt squirt~
Big Flan secret smile-y smile smile~
I cheated on my boyfriend with this. :^)
S'wrong with you
▶Anonymous 08/10/16 (Wed) 00:47:47 78e685 No.125
Remilia is the shit
I did not know any better. Forgive me.
Bully the Reisen punch-y punch punch~
hurt the rabbit hurt-y hurt hurt~
Pet the Reisen pett-y pet pet~
quit copying me you piece of shit
so post moar
the only good thing touhoe ever got is guro
Kill the rabbit kill-y kill kill~
You're like a hundred, what do you mean you didn't know any better?
At least it aint Remi guro
Kill the baby kill-y kill kill
Cumming inside Remi while she kills you !
Got any alice one?
Cumming inside Alice's boots and gloves and making her wear them !
Fuck off already.
I lost my dead alice folder
Just a heads up. Watch your back out there.
what he means is he's very much a child in how he conducts himself and should be expected to take no responsibility for any mistakes he might make.
I was agreeing with you.
test wouldn't do anything to me. plus he's too short to do something even if he wanted to.
Sanae is a cuck !!
That's just a Stitch ripoff.
I already took responsibility for it, thank you very much.
I guess his choice of mate makes sense in that light.
Have you ever had a toddler walk headfirst into your dick? It doesn't take height to do some damage.
you'd miss me.
Don't be mad, let her get hers
Don't be mad, let her get hers
She make her own luck, she don't give a fuck
She trying to have fun, take a break from the love
Man, your girl so bad, let me get her
Your girl so bad, let me get her
I make my own luck, I make that pussy talk
On call to the fall, he can like it or not
Nigga, back the fuck up
If you ain’t with me, motherfucker, you against me
If you ain’t complimenting, nigga, you offending
I been out here last year wasting hella time
XO is the only time invested
Them Fall shows every year like a birthday
And I’mma do it every year in my birthplace
And I ain’t been this gone since Thursday
I never said that I’d be sober in the first place
thats the good stuff
I have not had that happen, actually. but yes, you bring up a good point about vulnerable places being available to those who are vertically challenged.
jack remember when your hate boner for me was that big? what happened to us, jack.
My point is always getting brought up around you.
I am a pacifist, why trigger me so hard
Baby girl, you know what I like
Baby, you know just what I like
how flattering. I had noticed we seemed to be getting along as of late.
the word pacifist is a trigger for me, I was just getting you back, with a preemptive strike.
I don't think the whole pacifist thing works out in your favor.
The surest way to a man's heart is through his microwave.
I'm takin' a break from internet hating until a new war arrives
We'll get back to it, fret not
Do you have a folder doe
I'll give you my hand made karin one
I just hope my paltry 1000 watts is enough to satisfy you.
He is not worth it.
Is this a good song to drink to or to fuck to?
yeah I wasn't being serious. I've never hated you anyway.
i legit hated you tho cupcake
I have also never hated you. or even disliked you.
honestly same lmao
War... has changed.
I think I'd reevaluate my priorities if I were in the Hunger Games.
Curses and hellfire
I'd like your infame tho
I can hate on pretty much anyone
kawaii posters are a prime target tho
As long as it melts the cheese in the end, I don't care if it takes a little bit of extra time.
Yeah, talk about your bad first impressions.
|Rolled 4 (1d10)|
Evens I smoke another bowl
Odds I drink 3 more beers
wow dont make me seem like a bully
He is far from that.
You'd have to, because something is obviously not working.
|Rolled 9 (1d10)|
brb a bowl
oh it'll get you where you need to go, just need to be patient sometimes.
but that is part of your charm. you're a delightful combination of boorish tactlessness and charisma.
Tsuchi couldn't do the hunger games, he'd just go into diabetic shock or his knees would explode or something.
Time to stinky dink it up. Four hundred and twenty bro.
I'll be your patient anytime.
Speaking of knees exploding...
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
you make it sound like you enjoy it
I got a ps4
how is your guys night?
You seem to be more hated than me
I don't like that
What is he then
Is anything bad happening to absolutely anybody else? And how have I survived all this, I don't understand this game
he'd be too busy going on racist rants about how back in the good old days no one cared if the tributes were "diverse" and a black guy will come up behind him and shank him.
I don't have a proper medical degree but don't let that stop you from coming in for an examination.
I enjoy your personality much more often than not, yes.
oh you mean my infamy. I don't think either of us is really very hated, to be honest.
You didn't survive any of those. I just played several rounds. It wasn't always so unfortunate for you. But most of the time it was. Very accurate game.
Congrats dude. Hail Sony.
Why the fuck are Asians so fucking useless at overwatch
That's okay, because I don't exactly have a proper medical problem, so to speak.
Same reason they can't drive. Their eyes are always half-shut.
almost everyone is useless at that game.
I'm sure if I look long enough something will come up that needs to be taken care of.
Bollocks. I sure as shit tried
me too, jack. me too.
I certainly hate you
He is just kinda there.
I wouldn't put making a problem to fix past you, to be frank.
wow way to pull the punch after a whole lot of wind up. I'm disappointed.
any problem I might cause would be pretty enjoyable though. I've had lots of practice.
Who u tryin to war against
One would think that you'd be used to it by now.
That was never the intention.
Fucking 4 gold medals as Ana, and my team refused to pick a tank. This was competitive.
ana more like anal
If your team needs a tank and nobody is a tank you should be the tank. This is your fault too.
he's just such a good tease. I keep letting myself get strung along.
tsk tsk tsk.
okay that's pretty disgusting. the only thing worse would be 4 gold medals as mercy.
Discord is kill.
He was probably the only healer.
It was terrible, Cuppers. I had a nightmare that everyone itt hated me for no reason.
I don't know how overwatch works, but I do know how berating neo-Kanra works. Leave this to me, Al.
glad is not just me
was a bit curious
wait cupcake likes my personality
fuck I guess we gotta start e-dating then
I can make your dream a reality bby
well it would definitely be for no reason if they did. you haven't really been around long enough to do anything to make yourself a pariah yet.
you're so far out of my league it's not even funny.
I'd get busy e-jecting if I were you. But do what you've got to do.
But he was playing Ana, a healer. The problem with the 4 gold medals as Ana is that yeah, he was probably the only healer, and he was also apparently the only one focused on the objective.
If your team needs both a healer and a tank and your whole team is DPS, it's better to be a healer. He probably DID pick for the team.
Fucking useless instant messaging services.
he just wants the team to treat him like a real healslut
ori is a bad boy
Please don't. My brain needs to boot up first.
Maybe I was subconsciously remember all the bad times when the pony threads had a bunch of stigmas against me.
I bet everybody on the team went healer because they were sick of his attitude and wanted to throw the game, and then he went healer too and laughed all the way to the loss because he's a monster.
I forgot to reply to you. Here you go.
I was the only healer. We had 2 Mccrees, 2 Genjis, and a Widowmaker, that switched to Winston at the last point. I chose the only healer I was good at so I could keep the team alive.
I'm loving Ana to be fair, she's fun to ruin people with.
I don't remember any such times.
completely unnecessary but I'll accept it all the same.
I'm glad, a good ana is so fucking useful. I'll play rein more when we play so you can ult me. he's overpowered as shit with her ult.
You're not much of a team leader if you couldn't even convince them to pick a tank. This loss is totally on you.
Are you saying youre too good for me?
Wow now you def have to e-date me
I eject everywhere
I am saying the exact opposite. you are too good to date me
I'm glad. I made such a fool outta myself. Scarred me for life.
Problem is I'm playing on Asia, where I don't lag.
I probably wouldn't be able to play Ana on Americas, due to hit reg.
Well to be fair, I don't fucking speak Korean.
A good team shouldn't need to communicate. I've had plenty of games where my friends lose skype connection but we have such good teamwork that we can make it work and anticipate each others moves.
we all made fools out of ourselves in the pony threads.
but you're always going on about how perfect your internet is. you should be outplaying all us american dogs.
Alright, I'll ask this one more time, which one of you is the real Dirty Dan?
I'm Dirty Dan
My perfect internet *dies through 3 walls halfway across the map from a reaper*
I'm Peter Pan.
Ya. Especially you. But it's k. You can take a beating.
So that would mean you have no standards
the worthless have no right to standards.
sounds like you just need to get good.
beatings would have been vastly preferable to the memories of what I was.
we all made fools out of ourselves in the pony threads
But you can't prove that because you don't remember me from the pony threads.
I can make the assumption and feel pretty safe in it, though.
i do u fuckin weirdo
Saved threads exist. :^)
Alright, so then, WHERE IS PINHEAD LARRY?
Sword fighting one or the guy on the peanut butter?
Sounds like you need to d i e d i e d i e
I kidd. I have nothing bad against you. I think you were more well behaved than me.
but who would be autistic enough to comb through old threads...
very clever. almost as clever as mine.
don't worry kid, you'll get there someday.
I'm just glad it's over.
Is...is there anymore of that creature? She's not exactly a pony and yet...so cute!
When you assume it makes an ass out of u and me.
Everything I ever said is a spice-induced hallucination. Forget it.
Doctored up. It's all hoaxes.
I honestly can't think of any person or persons who might do such a thing.
i can recall quite clearly, thank you
What was your favorite brand of spice?
that's aeris the cat from vg cats as a pony. I don't think there's any more.
wow thanks life lessons from over a decade ago.
I don't, to be fair.
SOTO the girl i took to senior prom is apparently doing porn now lmao
You wish they were.
Just now noticed the name next to her
Never mind. You ruined it for me!
Ooh Im telling subtle