Mario x Rabbids Turns Out to Be Real After All

Is it time?

Come the fuck on man

As much fun as posting flabbergasted reaction images and lamenting the state of the industry is, it doesn't seem to be more than rumors.

HAHAHAHAH.
NO.
ENJOY TERTIARY CHARACTERS NOBODY LIKES, AND YOUR ANNOYING MANDATORY GIMMICK BUDDY THAT NOBODY BUT SHALLOW REDDIT CUNTS LIKE

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT NINTENDO'S HIGHER UPS HATE GOOD IDEAS AND WILL RESTRICT CREATIVE INPUT FROM DEVS AND WRITERS, MAKING THE GAME AS GENERIC AND TEDIOUS TO PLAY AS POSSIBLE TO APPEAL TO "MUH HIGHER DEMOGRAPHIC. WHEN YOU HOPE FOR SOMETHING NEW AND REFRESHING, YOU WILL ONLY BE LET DOWN HARDER AND COME BACK LIKE A BATTERED HOUSEWIFE FOR ROUND 7
HAHAHA! BITCH

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Didn't people see the rabbids at the end of the Super Mario Odyssey video?

Can't wait for the Rabbid porn :3

Please don't tell me that exists.

You know it does

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I might actually cum to this

Why the fuck is his dick attached to his body?

Well, how the fuck would he even cum?

Think about it and then reflect on your question.

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He doesn't.
Magic
Magic

Cum is completely different

my dick hurt reading this

Ouch

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How can he make his dick inside out but not get laser hair removal for his fucking beard?

Into the fucking trash it goes

Quick, what's THE most annoying lesser-known character in Mario series history?

Starlow and Kersti would be my guesses. Starlow wasn't bad when introduced but then Dream Team rolled around and she was an emissary to their fucking vacation and by Paper Jam they didn't even bother explaining why she was there at all.

Holy fuck you can see the fucking mustache.

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why are trannies 99% likely to be ugly both before and after the transition and only the porn star ones are barely acceptable?

Because the porn ones do it because they wanna be sexy bitches and are hot-blooded to do it proper.
The other type do it because of third parties entertaining their grade-school fantasies/mental diseases.

ITS TIME

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Prince Peasly. I would say Birdo but people know Birdo too well to be lesser-known. But are solid runners-up. (Runner-ups?)

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he had one before the surgery.

It really is a shock that people believe them in the first place.

But still just as retarded and annoying. Thank the heavens the rabbid shit has more or less died, and I doubt this game will change anything.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

I don't get it.

"Good luck with shit Mario!"

I fucking hate Rabbids, completely ruined Rayman before Origins and Legends.
There's a movie in the works starring those fucking abominations, fuck Ubisoft.

me on the right

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user, please don't say things like this. You don't want to see rabbids in Sam Hyde outfits.

I'd like to see that actually

Aw don't worry, Rayman had a TV show.

The porn stars invest more money into it. They get plastic surgery to make their face more feminine as well as bigger fake tits. They also don't buy into that "natural beauty" bullshit and wear a shit ton of make up.

No. You don't.

who is it being developed by? because mario was often featured in weird shit back in the day.
do you remember mario is missing? or mario teaches typing? did you watch youtube poop?

did they though? rayman has had solid titles in origins and legends since then.

Nabbit was useful in the Luigi game, fuck you.

I love how retards like this just shout whatever argument they hear and expect it to stick.

Get out of here shill.

Keep shouting how it's not real. After all, the other rumor everyone thought was fake wasn't real. You know, amiibos. :^)

Genius

There were at least 2 shelved metroid titles, Dread and this stylized one.

I don't give a shit if the rumor is true or not, but Kotaku can not be trusted to report on anything with any degree of truth.

Spoken like a true nintendrone.

lol, you fell for the gematsu leak, didn't you?

Are you projecting here, or is this all apart of your pro-kotaku shilling.

You do realize that Kotaku is one of the most infamously horrible game journalism sites right?

Who fucking cares? Ubisoft AND nintendo are cancer at this point. Just ignore it and move on with your life.

oh what the fuck

Rosalina. If she doesn't count, than her baby self and Pink Gold Peach.

Nintendo needs to go out of business already. Watching them flounder like this is just sad at this point.

fucking hell thats some rad concept art
that shits really depressing

Has LKD EVER been right about anything?

What would it even be like? MDE but with more trouble for the Jews trying to run things when the Rabbids are denied from putting certain things in the show?

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user do you want me to tell you what happened to the game

dont

No.

It's a tranny, isn't it?

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Ugh, fucking, god dammit, I should have viewed the whole thread. Maybe, I shouldn't have, then again.

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Isn't that the one that got retooled into Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon?

But kids don't even like rabbids.
When I worked at MCdicks 2 years ago, they had Rabbids happy meal toys and I noticed less boys ordered happy meals that month, if not any at all.
even as a kid I hated rabbids

Who even liked Rabbids?

Did you just assume their gender?
I just… wow
WOW

we had one boy order a girl toy because it tooked better than the rabbids.

I also remember some kid getting hyped for a happy meal only to open it and find a rabbid toy.
It didn't help that the month before, we had pokemon toys and evreyone wanted the pokemon toys except spic girls.

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do not

Concept art doesn't mean much, though.

Why is it that worms, cephalopods, and otherwordly space horrors all have a beak-mouth?

Why do spic girls hate Pokemon? Do they feel as if all the autistic Mexicans drawing pokeporn is equivalent to Pokemon "stealing" their men from them?

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No, they just wanted the girl toys and didn't care about pokemon.

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beaks are sharp and how can you take this seriously

Crazy eyes

ah are we roleplaying now? lets get /furry/ in here so it can be a real party

Shoo leftypol you kike.

Faggot detected.

I like you.

With shabbos goy as the president? I dont think so

OH BOY I AM BUYING A SWITCH RIGHT NOW

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noice, famalam

God fucking dammit. You fucking fuckers jinxed it. I hope you are happy.

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Fellate a gun, queer.

Check em

Stop being a faggot and hang yourself.

i actuelly vomited, fuck you

take a picture

already cleaned it, but my keyboard is broken, had to get a new one, spiler that fucking shit

That insane shemale whose only purpose in life is spreading unproven rumors? Well whoop-de-doop.

Get a load of this kiddo who seriously thinks he's not going to watch and learn.

This has just gotta be true this time, guys! We all know Slowtaku is the pinnacle of well researched journalism and would never be fooled by fan art or anything.

Spic girls are the least tomboyish? Why?

Wait just one fucking second. user, do you realize the implications of what happens if this game has an emphasis on yoshi? Do you realize WHAT PARTICULAR SONG might be "Rabbidized" in-game as a consequence of this?

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Ugly man pretends to be uglier woman, reality is like a bad 90's comedy.

Checked and keked(tm)

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Why can't they make a crossover with Rayman instead of this garbage or better yet put Rayman in the Switch port of sm4sh.

Rabbids are the original Minions. Loud, annoying, but they keep showing up without anyone asking.

What a completely useless person.

Is it too late to vote for Hillary?

I thought the Rabbids were more annoying. At least if they get rid of the obnoxious humor, the Minions would be interesting seeing that they have their own culture and language.

I doubt the girls that ordered the pokemon toys even knew what pokemon was, so I doubt it has anything to do with "tomboys"

We are talking about children here, they don't know what "Pokeporn" is.

Have another very frumpled image, happy camper.

They do THESE days, user.

The worst part is he was pretty much debunked these days, even normalfags were shitting on him a fair amount. Now everyone will go back to listening to this creature and giving it attention it doesn't deserve and I have to see its face again.