looloo buffs when
I laughed but this teleport bs is too broken.
Can we ban him from making threads?
Yo my man whats up
about to fap dude
what you doing
You should of replied with this
*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*
gonna watch bf play no mans sky. can bother me on steam if you want. it's up to you
alright. have fun.
That does not sound exciting. Have fun.
bumping elmaoton john and getting on my smoke
gonna munch soon bruh
lucky enough not to work tomorrow so Imma
idk smoke weed lmao
i cant imagine what its going to be like going back to a work schedule after a year
i wonder if ill make it lmao
are you a neet?
You could always become a cam boy if the regular job thing doesn't work out.
im off a year before i go to col. state
im definitely going to do porn if i get the opportunity in college
You have been practicing your edge..
I blew it
I mean, if you record yourself jerking off and upload it to your personal Xhamster account, that's technically porn. I imagine you'll get that opportunity plenty.
How does it feel now to watch it burn?
What are you going to schooling for man
if ya want you can blow me too
what happens if you eat the do not eat silica
you go nini forever
I'm all alone, when I look in the mirror it feels like there's nobody looking back...
It feels hot
a-are you okay....
im gonna travel the world and study animales
That's what they all say bbydoll
my best friend is intereste din that
what got you interested in that ?;
Can you tell me what's left when nothin's right?
You could've prevented this
But then it wouldn't be hot.
wildlife is my thing famalam
its what ive wanted to do since i was 4
That's what I say
How do I fix it?
y-you're so mysterious and cool....k-kakkoi....
that's a good thing
i like it
I'm emo af.
I took a personality test and it told me so.
no mans sky turned out to be as awful as i said btw
dont suicide my man
It's already hot enough here though ;~;
Too late, we've already come about destruction and chaos. Nothing to do but pray it all away in solidarity.
e-emo guys are cool..b...but I'm a...I'm a popular kid!
i think ur wrong
i preordered the limtied edition so gotta wait for it in the mail and I cant buy a ps4 until payday this week
but i am still excited for it
*sticks out my tongue** nyaaa
youre gonna be so disappointed
im sorry bard
Is that like praying the gay away
even if its not good
this friday i am ordering rockband to play ith my best friend
it will be good too
But I own you so that makes me even more popular.
*hufs and buffs u*
Something like that
Someday I will be as popoular as you ! with determination!!
silica just give u dry mouth.
We got a lot of praying to do either way
I didn't do anything wrong though :<
If it ever happens I'll just put you back in your place.
I have like a huge bag of it maybe 200-300g
Not again...you'll never fit.....
What did you do right?
No i'm like a master key.
I'm neither right or left. Politics suck ass.
Soon. Just a while longer
He'll die of cancer from that phone before the bullet does him in.
So are you cute
microwaved pizza lunchable was amazing.
Post a less shit touhou too
If I'm feeling particularly ambitious, it's definitely the way to go.
I feel like if you had a toaster oven that would be a better choice.
You discovered a new crafting recipe!
Who owns a toaster oven? And who has time to preheat a toaster oven?
I have one. You don't need to preheat it.
I think we had one when I was little, but there's very little place for it when we've got a toaster, an oven, and a microwave.
You missed the only chance to see a pic of me, unfortunately
I don't know what the hell to post, so I'll just go back to nothing for a while then
You don't need a toaster if you have a toaster OVEN though.
Post cute things
Do I get to dig around in a toaster oven with a fork, though? If not, that's a deal breaker for me.
kaybe pls spoiler
thats not true at all
i could totally try to become your friend if i wanted
we could be besties and then i would infact figure out what you look like
yes. it was way more work than normal. but definitely probably worth it. maybe.
well shit, I do have one. but that just seems like even more work and like it would take even longer.
just adding heat doesn't count.
You should just put the entire unopened lunchable into the toaster oven and see what happens.
I don't think you'd find him that attractive.
It's much more fun to do in an electrical socket, of course.
Just buy bagel bites and stop trying to cheat the system.
It does in 7 Days to Die. Raw meat. Cooked meat. Dirty water. Boiled water.
mmm. melted plastic.
no, bagel bites are amazing but I'm not paying those exorbitant prices.
I don't get my food stuck in electrical sockets, though. Very often, at least.
(bagel bites suck by the way, don't buy into the hype)
yeah yeah I guess.
also I need to sleep. didn't get much last night so I'm going early. goodnight.
Can't be all that much worse for you than the lunchable itself, really.
that is a lot of ponos
You ever walked to and fro the store and then suddenly your entire area gets covered in snow and bears start chasing you?
why not fam
Oh, nvm. Night Cuppers
Whatever, I like them.
I'd rather just have a damn pizza, though.
I'm not enough of a rude crude dude to explain.
what does that even mean
I don't want to call someone ugly, fam.
yo BUT YOU JUST DID
i trust your advice though because youre my buddy
Well, sure, I'd rather have grilled lemon pepper chicken, but who has time for that? Not me, that's who.
Sometimes the people we love make us do things we don't want to do.
Looks fine to me. But I agree that Boo probably isn't into it.
Yeah, definitely not Boo's type.
damnit you were right
im gonna get used to trusting u test
i think u have good adviser potential
Do you just save absolutely everything?
I have a feeling I'm in this folder too.
I don't save absolutely everything.
You are in it too though.
Post Boo tasty
Tasty? Like this?
Nah, it's another image of him that Grim posts.
It triggers Boo.
not much triggers
its just the most unflattering image he has of me
nice boo collection fam i approve
I don't know what it looks like, I suppose I might have it. What's the gist of it?
how many images fam...
I do it for the people.
He's got his mouth open and one arm over his head if I remember correctly.
Not that many, about 40.
I probably don't, I've got a lot of blaring gaps.
I WASN'T CALLING YOU TASTY
"BOO TASTY" IS THE NAME OF THE IMAGE HOLY MOOOOOOOLY
youre crazy dude
Unless it's this one, that is.
I'm not taking it off.
I'll throw a few more down. Some are pretty mundane though.
Close but no cigar
Let's not roleplay
Rats. I'll have to look out for it.
When you pretend to hug someone that's roleplaying. You're not actually hugging them.
i am hugging them
they accept it
why fuss? why not make it easy and just accept things as they are, become complacent and understanding.
why do you choose often to contest?
I think you were looking for affable, or amiable, not complacent.
oh god lukas going ham
oh m y goodness
"Complacent" is something most people try to avoid. I am understanding. Empathy is something I strive for.
I feel like you chose "contest" for the pun. Regardless, I don't do it simply to start an argument. I'm genuinely trying to correct the misunderstandings you have. I do that to others sometimes. You just happen to be very messed up.
At least you'll always have a job in Geico commercials.
I'm rooting for you, buddy. I hope Luka keeps it interesting though.
close enough, it got the point across.
honestly not for the pun at all, at first until after i finished the thought.
You don't really understand me.
trying to change someone isn't something positively looked upon you do know? especially when it's based upon and personal subjective view.
I'm not trying to win or lose anything.
It didn't get the point across, though, is the thing. It was a point of misunderstanding.
That doesn't make it any less fun to root for.
You understood the gist of it, so it worked. I don't really care.
this is my favorite
Thank you for your smug anime picture, Luka.
It's a really great picture, I've got to hand it to you.
After several years I think we all understand you fairly well. Some people just let it go when you act crazy or bafflingly airheaded, some just insult you or say the same "get a job" you've heard time and again. I put a little more energy in. I don't care how it's looked upon. All I care about is if anything's ever going to get through to you. It probably won't, is the real problem.
There is no problem.
only the one's (You) create, doesn't mean i have to accept it.
you can say how ever many times as you want, it's not the truth and gospel of the world.
walk a mile in these shoes, ect. ect. ...
is this luka's ultimate form?
What size do you wear?
Give him a minute to look up how women's shoe sizes work.
I don't blame him, it's really complicated. I feel bad for women with their weird clothes sizings.
is test awake
I wear a size Maybe
itis almost bedtim I brush tooth
He's at the wheel, I won't speak as to whether he's awake or not.
You are going to bed at strange hours.
Right here, sup?
Don't you try to tell her what bedtim is
If I was a woman my feet would be size 17 and a half.
I want to play Overwatch.
Iwas trying to think of a Iam the one who knocks meme but noI did not find any but
IT IS NOT STRANGE
what's different about woman's shoes
theyre just smaller?
If I was a woman
Tristan, please. You're a beautiful young woman.
Thank you for letting me know.
If I was a woman I would cut off my feet and try to attract a rich Katawa Shoujo fan.
Ithink the wings are going to be like 40-50 centimeter tall this pix is gong to be huge
Sure thing fam, let's go to the discord and further the agenda of killing the threads.
Squish's discord that is.
I have an image to maintain.
aww... i cant get in that one
Even stranger is that we have not been drinking.
I don't appreciate this slander
I dunno, I'd rather be deaf. It's not even a real disability and the KSfags would still come crawling
k one sec
so little tim so much to do
drinking uses up like 2 days poof up in the skies gone never to be seen again right
is it really that worth
What else will you use them for?
I feel like bed nana I mean I have been feeling like bed for a while but I mean I finished toothbrush so I can actually bed on my feelings nana
Got tired faster than I thought I would last night so I went to bed earlier. Sorry if you came back for League
ded thred ;~;
Not a problem. My affairs took a bit longer to settle than I expected.
I'm down for one now if we can find one or two more
Everyone is on Overmeme. We can leave it for another day, perhaps.
You make me miss chocolate with that avatar
look at the name
I meant the poster
oh yeah, i still have them on steam.
They are supposed to be making a folder for me but I haven't heard from them in a while
They are living their own life just fine~
Did I miss anything besides all the postings of cute girls?
Come play with us.
i hate my weather
Bard come chill in Discord with us.
Yes, do that.
oh um I'm okay thank you]
It would be good for you.
I'm in here, so you can masturbate to my sexy voice if it helps.
idk is alot of ppl iam trying to avoid
it is nice to hsee you here instead...
What does that mean
how is your day going?
up to much?
>doesnt join discord
I don't want to be the only one not playing mobas or shooters
They're all sucking your dick in here, Bard. Come on in. You can listen to your own dick getting sucked.
woohoo yeah stick it to em bard
is it a holiday or something?
I'm not a religious man
Once I get another job I'm seriously ok with getting it for you.
That's really kind but moneys not an issue friend
That's just not something for me
Alright. I couldn't get it for a while anyhow.
I got laid off.
I think that you are a religious man against your will. They will write books about you and how you were intermittently acutely unhappy and worked in a kitchen with fat guys for our sins.
That's petty worrysome to hear are you doing alright?
Anywhere you have planned to try out at?
I'm sorry squash
I can't beleive I'm not Jesus
The spoiler fell off.
I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus! tm
I'm already set up with another job.
Contrary to what Luka thinks it isn't hard to get a job.
It's great you're willing to put in the work to support what you have to
I hope you can enjoy it as much at your new place if you get on as your old one
Did you like it there or are you a bit satisfied to get out?
Yeah, but who actually wants to work instead of getting paid for nearly no activity?
how do u fix ur hair
I'm kind of glad to be out.
It was mind numbing.
Though a lumber yard might not be good either.
i usually just cut all mine off
Going to build your muscles
Yeah that would be nice.
thats the way to go boy
gonna touch them bulging muscliness
I would love to get that dad bod going.
you know what it means u big faker
Weird, usually dad bods give you wood, now wood is going to give you a dad bod.
I regret mentioning body image.
i regret you mentioning that too
physical labour ill definately do that to you
Like 2 years ago my best friend became a roofer and now hes like thick as a tree
no you worded it too vaguely.
fine w/e how do you prepare your hair?
a good warm shower shampoo/conditioner, and lots of combing
pretty normal basic stuff.
That shit sounds great. Going to drink a lot of protein shakes.
Noting wrong with sucking some dick every now and then if you're into that kind of stuff
dont really style it huh?
not really, i just brush it lots.
do you ever wear it in a ponytail????
kawaii tilde roleplay blush!
b& for pedo
i just dislike pig tails.
yeah pigtails are weird almost creepy imo...
i'm just watching this blind girl and how she's doing her makeup right now.
aww thats sweet
(S)ui(C) (I) de
I'd rather be listening to 'Afrida' by Toto right now!
hey boo would u date a blind girl
oh how I love /a/
Think im gonna kill myself
Cause a little suicide
Stick around for a couple of days
What a scandal if I died
Maps girl has such a pretty voice
that would make me really sad i dont want to see that
I'd make an exception
If you want to save my life
Brigitte Bardot gotta come
And see me every night
I love girls with that kind of voice.
I really need to expand my music library.
Holla Forums can't keep names for shit.
dont worry bardo i will find her(him?) for you!
Here's oneof those I always enjoyed :)
I can dig it.
Love the echo in the voice.
speaking of suicide when the hell is elma supposed to die finally?
I'm glad you liked the gif.
he apparently said he was gonna suicide ages ago and im still freakin waiting this is bs man.
i want sci to kill himself
I am still waiting for sci to void themselves.
I mean, NaziEgg cannot be his final form.
And if you are Blood-Chan... GLUTEN morgen
Half the people in the threads have said they would an hero.
Maybe 2 people have actually done it.
dont get ur hopes up queerboy
Gluten is bad though.
i want sci to kill himself
Sci's death would be nice.
yeah but hes talked about it a lot. it s bs yo...
dont get ur hopes up queerboy
I bought some gluten free ketchup today.
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
So just ignore it I guess.
Not like there is much reason to put faith in most people here either way.
I want neko to slip on some panties and take some pics for me
Khajit has wares, if you have coin.
dont get ur hopes up queerboy
i enjoy being outraged
It's comical, but not in a good way.
Where are all the calipers in skyrim? M'aiq is curious
shut up youre gay so i hate u
I would very much like another Sufjan Stevens album this year
only if he makes an actual good album this time
I want squash to lay me down on my back on the edge of a bed and jam his dick down my throat
May your road lead you to warm sands
You could always just not reply.
Legit that was goggles begging for dick again.
Do NOT post my waifu.
hey lets find boos moms email and send her posts like these
Shit taste in waifu.
Im preparing the Doxx
E-mail is outmoded.
Find her Facebook.
she doesnt even know hes gay yet LOL
That's the gayest thing I have heard all day
would do a playthrough as Khajit dragonborn.
But immediatley get sick from furry thoughts.
Dark elf it is then.
who dis slut
same here tbh
dark elf is life
a succubus (male)
their fault for being bad parents though i guess
i mean they even let boo be a pothead
absolute shit tier parents LMAO
hope they like having a faggot son now
An cloak&dagger playthrough it is.
Everyother style gives me bores.
I mean, yours let you be a pedo.
squash defend me
ooh i should bring back hanako
Are you being bullied?
I think you should bring back KY, sci
Anywho, not like it matters, lurktime.
Time to see if I can do a necromage playthrough.
sci is verbally assaulting my pale, petite, submissive body
Giving a shit about what pedo the potato says
Jump in a bathtub of ink and eat a bunch of bloating foods. I've been doing it for years, and look at me. You don't hear a peep out of Sci.
I need a big, strong man to protect me
I'm not sure how I can help.
this is boring
gonna play EDF
kaybe ur fucking weird
I'm going to sleep.
dafuq u talkin bout
What do you fight for?
It's important to brush up on your le penguin of doom.
You know that I don't know, Sci.
suggest some movies
keep em light i pretty much just woke up.
hey neko do your parents know youre gay?
Tremors and Tremors 4
girl roleplay free zone
shoo shoo roach
i thought u were going to play games homo
Good morning everyone
tron 1 2
npnp how was work ?