Obligatory racist thread.
Obligatory racist thread
why did you have to kill harambe
conveniently made by an actual racist. how quaint.
i for one welcome our new social melting pot ovrlords
Obligatory, >girl comment.
Can I get banned for a minute now, to appease cupcake from earlier when I was having F U N ?
HARAMBE JUST WANTED TO BRING THE BOY HOME
Chatting with Tsuchi, relaxing and watching youtube while posting.
Thinking about playing a game for a bit, but I have no one to play with.
Had a long day myself, Work, Test, and Church activities.
My pleasure, I was always taught that sharing is caring.
Oh please, I'm not that much of a sadist.
Plus that would be actual physical work.
It's not particularly a bad thing, but it's not exactly the most polite either.
I just don't want to say something that she wouldn't want said openly.
You're the fucking cuck.
that's in the past now. too late.
no shut up
if only more people had learned this life lesson.
If black people aren't human than am I still racist?
kinda want someone i can bang and post with...
wat test? what do you do at work thingy?
I'm a melting pot of cultural acceptance.
You're the one that wants me to get my jollies off by literal fagbashing.
I was eagerly waiting it too...
That time was explicitly so I could link it to beepboop, actually.
And if you keep this up, you're going to get passed around like a little slut
Yeah, lucky you!
Is it not at least part of it?!
Ah, this is true.
But I would hope that I know her well enough at this point to avoid any of that either way.
Anyway, how've you been doing?
me too, but it's way too late now. moment has passed. get over it.
that's the plan, yes.
You're gonna merry test?
You have something for me to taste, catosa ?
my name and trip died and i'm too tired to remember either right now
also i have no more cute pics
Is this what soul crushing despair feels like?
it can get so much worse.
No, I just wholly disagree with what you were saying, but I couldn't tell if it was a joke
Shoot me now
you should have stayed inside like me
im eagerly awaiting winter
Of course it is.
Apparently the moment has passed, though.
Well look at the time
terry mest by I vry
What do you intend to do about it~?
What, you don't like being told how dirty you are?
When you look in the mirror does it feel like there's nobody looking back?
so i caught my still watching TTGL...still
i asked him wat his favorite part was, he said yoko... hes 11. wat do
Were you hoping I'd post Junko when I brought up despair?
maybe I do, maybe I don't.
i had things to take care of...
My philosophy is fine. you just havent studied good enough.
Yeah, well Tsuchi knows to come back. I trust him.
What are you up to?
I think you misinterpreted what I said.
It's never good to assume, love.
I've been busy, mostly just tied though.
You can probably find something like that with someone.
I'm in college again because I want another degree in my free time, so I took my final today. Stated doing 6 week classes a few weeks back.
I work for the Government.
Ihave never thought of that before
this didnt help me understand the post better
i imagine it snows a lot there. we basically get snow on the ground the whole time
When you look in the mirror does it feel like even your souls betrayed?
So I may have just made 3.5 pints of pickled jalapenos
My fingertips are crying
yeah that's good because there was such a real threat of him running away with me or me even wanting such a thing.
just shitposting and watching wings. I'd ask about you, but I saw your earlier post so I'm up to speed.
it used to snow alot here... i dont know what happened.
idk what im posting
How unfortunate that I had the sprites handy, then.
youmean like mirrors are magical and steal your soul if you stare into them for too long like you get forever captured in the spoopy mirror world
you usually do. somehow.
Tell me then. Should people stop having sex?
ohh govt. job. cozy
show me persons who will shit post and do sex 4 2 hapy yumyum fun time
There's a darkness deep inside
Falling fast and flying blind
Trapped in the starless wind tonight
Can you tell me what's left when nothin's right?
ur a cute webm
i think your bf posted it earlier and i stole it from him tbh
wat r u postin'
stop doing it in public... kids shouldn't have to see that.
Should people stop having sex?
If only his parents shared his idealogy.
I just have the DR and DR 2 sprites in my images folder, okay?
Sounds entirely possible.
left is left except it is all backwards so left is backwards left and stuffssss
its okay we'll be dead before it matters maybe
yes, and this doesn't really surprise me. same as with almost anything else you post from your merry poppins style image folder.
Why can't I post?
everything is blurry and i can barely read what i'm typing
Ah. I'm still trying to warm up my shitposting muscles. Drinking anything or is this a sober night?
Literally just ask outloud and you might get a bite.
i wonder what's next...
world's getting warmer
might as well swim
Kids shouldn't be on Holla Forums.
Regardless, kids are going to hunt down porn, even if it's not posted on this singular imageboard.
Don't give me this "think of the children" crap.
Because you're a whore
If one were to interpret "backwards" as "opposite," wouldn't "backwards left" just be right?
a sober one. the day was not horrible enough to justify drinking on a work night. I'm still not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad one.
if there's nothing you wont have time to get upset about it
lol ill bet...
in during sausagefest
that's not even that big what the hell
You do, don't lie to me.
There are some points were it can be ok to, risks can really help progress if you play them right.
And I'm starting to understand how that goes. I'm starting to have regular bags under my eyes for the first time in ages
The Art Club has a Problem
Uncircumcised just looks like a really sad worm.
foreskin stronk liek bull
Boo, it was your reply that wouldnt let me post
For some reason it didnt like my reply to boo
I'd never lie.
that maybe true but
doing what you're not supposed to do makes it twice as arousing
tsuchi commenting on penis aesthetics
It's only what I have stored locally.
So it'll have \mawile, \plank, \citrus, \girlswithdrinks, \girlsonbacks and whatever stupid lazy sorting I did.
Then the rest is pmuch what I've saved from dumps.
Well hopefully it'll be remembered as a better day.
Read any good poetry/anything else lately?
Now you will understand what true adulthood is.
You just need to go bother the girls lol
It looks like a cute anteater when it's cold
git gud fgt
You should try to flirt with boo
Can you even argue against that?
They just look like sad worms for Dune.
public image board. not privatised...
public indecency exists.
what can i do?
that's really the name? ._.
Oh so it may have nothing to do with you being a whore
Personally prefer cut.
there are no girls on the internet!
ANd the arguing turns you onto it even more
I don't think so. I am still procrastinating on my scholarship bullshit. I don't think that's very adult-like
what a lewd picture to post at me.
not really. it's hard to get into anything that takes much effort right now. I'm still waiting on the next stephen king novel though, when that comes out I'm bound to get on it pretty quick. oh, and I guess sooner or later I need to finish the fifth wave series.
don't be silly.
I have so many random webms and files on my desktop right now
nothing. death is nothing to be concerned with or worth spending time thinking about.
I was a bad girl x-x
I have never seen anything that looks like this come out of someone's pants
literally no sexual advantage to having foreskin... thanks godless heathen parents
But Cupcake is the slut here!
You brought this onto yourself, I'm not the silly one here
I'd spit on Tsuchi's face, but he's read Dune so he'd understand it as really nerdy flirting.
Please, cupcake, I've just been here, laying on my bed, listening to my music, and reading and snacking.
And you walk into my room and call me lewd?
It's not my fault it's so hot.
Oh? What did you do?
No Smiles youre supposed to nibble and tug on the foreskin
Youre doing it all wrong
I dunno. you're pretty damn silly.
turn a fan on you exhibitionist.
Right! I forgot about that.
But there is one right here lol --->
Well you're still a young adult. You'll learn soon, love.
What's the firth wave series about?
Uncircumcised looks like mini versions of that.
I may or may not be intoxicated.
public image board. not privatised...
public indecency exists.
Luka need I remind you where we are from?
if i have a boy im having his fucking shit clipped
How much is it for you?
I can't help you out here
I've given up, I'm done with this headache.
The darkest place on teh whole internets! 4chan!
Why turn on a fan when I can just take my shirt off in the sanctity of my bedroom?
You've seen a lot of uncircumcised dicks then?
i wish womens volleyball was still on
my super secret anonymous hacker group dude dont tell any1!!!
I'm pointing out a girl for you.
why are you alive?
At lest post good holo lewds!
But I'm not the one that wants to be used by everyone he possibly can!
But I mean seriously. I keep getting this scholarship that I don't ask for and they put strict deadlines on when I need to write a letter to the guy behind the money. If I didn't ask for it, shouldn't it be more lax than that?
Is that a bad thing?
Sure you can, all you gotta do is give Cupcake what he wants~
aliens kill nearly everyone on earth. survivors survive. it's pretty good. more young adult, but I'm fond of reading at many levels.
because you never lock your damn door.
This place is literally dick spam anytime Kaybe posts.
-sudden lap pounce-
I'm out of practice so I'm bad at it. And I'm also high lol
Golfing is fun.
but... its not... fff
no idea what you're talking about.
because it would bother others if i killed myself
What a bigot.
Well maybe if you'd put a lock on my door I could.
It's not my fault you insisted on an open door policy when we moved in.
don't hack me bro
look who is still in charge though
look what color the board is
Speaking of, I need dessert
Could just be kaybe's dick
Not now my fingers hurt
keep up the attitude and I'll just remove the door entirely.
Marines are on snapchat now btw
son of a BITCH!!
-licks your finger and whines-
,_, revy you meanie
It's fun and cutsie, probably a 6/10
THis is the best cute anime of the season, though
You got intoxicated while playing golf?
That does sound like it was a fun game~
Oh, now you're just denying everything.
Maybe I'll just get mugs and make him stop talking dirty to you!
So do I, but I don't have any in my apartment!
That is better, but not quite there yet
what do you want to do?
You'll do no such thing you little slut.
that's it. no door.
You aren't allowed to cum tonight.
I would be a bit concerned about the legitimacy about it before how harsh they are being.
Oh, sounds like something I heard about before.
how many books of it are out so far?
get over my manic depressiveness and move out somewhere remote and snowy with my bf daddy and live a posh liberal lifestyle.
Is this what your dream was like?
Roses are red
War is near
We would be safe
If Harambe was here
and who is going to stop me? although frankly I'm unlikely to anyway.
three in total. and that's all of them. the last one just came out a few months ago.
nono pretty sure that is a policebear arresting bunny for speeding
Most of this season is great, actually
And food wars is back!
There are too many shitty artists that draw holo
I might even ignore you and do lewd things to flan instead
It is legitimate, run by the art and science's department at my university for those students who do above and beyond science yadda yadda
talked about it. or overseas. maybe washington state
I'll just stop whenever you're about to.
and you'll have to endure it until I get bored.
Sure would be nice
If I had that Anzu folder
I hate to bring up stereotypes
But neko is one lazy nigger
you're going to bed soon though.
Whats the difference ?
I completely forgot what you were saying
but im sure there were a lot of tildes involved
aaand im off... sleep
how will you two do it?
bunnyspeeding is highly illegal in 50 countries
wouldn't be till we graduated college. the details aren't ironed out. more of a thing we fantasize about. we might move back to massachusetts for his grad school
I could just be like mugs, but that would be too easy
Sounds about right
So why did you get arrested?
Has the quality remained consistent?
These young adult authors tend to vary.
Well then do the thing and get the money!
yes. the quality is quite good on this one. I mean the author is no stephen king, but really who is.
Has the quality remained consistent?
Stephen King is pretty hit or miss.
He has some outright amazing to shit that's barely readable, like Cell.
Or was that not about Stephen King?
Comment still stands regardless.
Be careful I was chopping jalapenos all evening
Sell your body for ice cream
almost all his books are amazing, but yes there have been some stinkers.
I will tomorrow because I'm going to use NASA parchment and whatnot so it is at least a little special
Just how good are you at being cruel?
Will you be a buyer?
What was the book there were two versions of?
Like a post apocalyptic and a regular set in the same setting.
Probably not as good as I make myself out to be.
Well then I'll consider getting it.
I'm probably going to have to rebuy my poetry book that I lost and can't find.
It's kinda disappointing because I had that book for over a decade, and help some sentimental value.
LOL GOOD JOB
Good. You should've done it earlier though.
what do you think will happen?
I only have vanilla
Yeah but i would really prefer cato
maybe we'll live in new england or michigan forever
and held some sentimental value*
the only thing I can think of was the regulators and desperation. they were not the same book at all, but used many of the same characters in both. one was written by stephen king, the other at basically the same time by richard bachman, his pseudonym.
Desperation and The Regulators.
It was pretty eh.
I'll sell my body for ice cream!!!!
-bounces around you-
I actually didnt know about it until the last week because I forgot that I need to check things other than my NASA e-mail
What do you mean by that?
That works for me
Yeah, it's been like 12 years since I read either.
I'd honestly bang JK Rowling even if her stories are shitty
will you do anything?
that's a real shame. I am sorry to hear it. I hope you manage to find it again someday.
I liked them. but he's done better, certainly. have you read the talisman and black house? those are two of his best.
I can go either way because whatever is fun
You're not taking this from me!
Jesus Christ, how fucking gay is the Navy since DADT was repealed?
But mob psycho + re:zero + food wars all at once!
Sorry I just finished it
i have dreams but those are invitations to pain
LET ME HAVE THIS!
Desu stop. Go play outside.
I'm a 14 year old girl in real life too. I'll steal your ice cream.
Bag of Bones and Gunslinger are mine.
I need to get something out of this, at least!
ILL GET YOU IF YOU TRY ANYTHING!
I'm making a nini post just to piss Tsuchi off.
which one is path of least resistance?
the gunslinger was amazing. even when it got a bit weaker near the end. the entire series is very strong altogether. bag of bones was really good too.
the stand is my favorite of his, although I know that's a pretty common choice. also the eyes of the dragon.
It's almost midnight
probably something less dependant on my artistic skills
itis a while ago Ido not think Iwas arrested I forgot many details aaa
Ireally like the image though
what do you have
besides your art?
That was not supposed to have a link.
Scrubbing toilets can be very artistic. It's like you're working on a Pollock every single day.
Which ones eww?
Why do you sex bears?
I hope you never wake up.
This feels like such a weird thing to nerd out about.
Let's pretend this conversation never happened.
yeah you can call anything artisan
agreed. but it was nice while it lasted.
I do nottt
Yea. Catch lightning bugs.
Oh I know a kaybe
You're a baka.
Yeah, well I'm hoping also.
It was "The Best Poems of the English Language" by Harold Bloom.
I thought you always looked pretty strong
the way you talk kind of makes my knees wobbly
you're really into poetry. it's so girly.
where did you disappear to
I went to the beach today but it started raining
Looks like I have no other choice but to do it!
I can barely steam lol
Thats pretty much what everyone who gets caught says.
I'm goth now btw
YOu saying no? You're almost as bad as cupcake!
Neither of those are true~
It only started raining because you went there. You're bad luck :3
Hi sootchi. What is up. ?
Over watch with me next week!
not interesting ones.
you'll figure it out, im sure ♥
Be emo so you can have the cool hair.
i dont need to be happy working. as long as im not miserable
There's a storm front here it's been raining the past 3 days...
Goggles can you suck my dick since Darwin threw you away like the piece of garbage you are?
Summoning that much autism is quite tiresome.
Damn, straight savage
Chatting with Smiles. You?
After the summer i'm turning my hair black.
it was an impressive six seconds. I don't think I'd be able to pull that off.
What was it now? brown or something?
waiting for no mans sky to come out in like 10 minutes
HOLY SHIT I KEEP REPLYING HOW CAN I HELP YOU
All I care about is doing research, why do all these other things have to be in the way?!
Whatever the fuck this is
You really need to dig down deep, straight into your chromosomes, and just more a moment add a third one to your 21st pair.
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.
I actually understood that because I know about that little phenomenon. I feel proud of myself.
I am 100% serious
bears fit pretty well as police though
big and honest and sometimes a bit dum
yeah im tentatively excited
Hey I'm gonna go play a game. ^^
Oh. Chatting with Name.
I totally forgot about no man sky. Should I go out and get it.
I heard bad things :x
But what about the cop bunny from that one movie?
no mans sky is a disaster
they even put a review embargo
Oh yeah, you're hair looks like a girl.
you seem to be in a good mood
have fun flan -hugs-
I'm pretty sure that is just console release
I am never going to believe "real" compliments from here.
It's a joke that I hope most people on the internet get, though I don't expect it.
I might pass out soon oh noes
I wos avin a lil giggle m8
That is incorrect.
what's on your mind today?
not those ones.
How do i make you believe it, then?
I've learned a few pointless things here or there. this was one of them. we can't all be geniuses like you and your boy toy.
it was a pretty amusing set of images there.
You don't even like food wars?
Make it scene girl hair when it's black.
we can't all be geniuses like you and your boy toy.
I may be Christ reincarnated but they're dumb as a box of rocks.
yeah we got it for the ps4. better half was too impatient to wait.
not a lot.
it's it's looked meh this whole time.
geniuses like you and your boy toy.
Oh please you give us far too much credit.
Like if you add the two of together you might equal into a single well adjusted person. Might.
well she is a woman.
All you need is a straightener and some hairspray.
yes, you may not have noticed but I deal primarily in sarcasm and snark.
I've noticed, that's why I enjoy talking to you. You remind me of Tsuchi a bit.
Tell me how it goes!
have you actually watched it?
I'm pretty sure Cupcake is right on this one
Yo dudes how was yoru day
I'm pretty sure both tsuchi and I now feel very insulted.
aaand this is why I am bad at snark
I made the exact same comment to them just now.
Fuck I hate you.
You're making it worse.
Oh he is.
This is why I said it.
don't listen to her. she's wrong on this.
he unfortunately took a long time to figure out the preload so he cant play it right away
I killed it
and I get caught in the crossfire. thanks a lot, smiles.
peace tranquility zen
i've seen enough, not interested.
I have those things. I can send them to you.
yesssss that is a problem
Don't worry Cato, you'll develop social skills eventually.
what did you kill, friend
I use alot of sarcasm irl but usually never online
I give up, you win
Uhoh, you should distract him!
Hey, I have plenty of social skills!
I am just too genuine!
he is playing his guitar
I already have them.
Is it ruining everything for you?
Notice how its getting dark outside? I killed the sun
Collateral damage is pertinent to good snark.
tough but fair. we didn't choose the smug life.
nonono policepeople usually come in pairs like one big fat stronk black guy and a tiny guy or tiny girl
have you tried RimWorld?
I guess that works!
So why is this a problem?
Hes a pretty fun healer.
RimWorld sounds like an ass to mouth simulator game.
I knew it!!!
You.....You are telling me you killed....killed the sun....?
do you know what projection is
You need to learn how to do both.
It chose us.
Maybe you should practice.
itis not a problem I was not thinking brain
I know you know I knew you knew I knew.
Well its dark outside right?
You eat the whole ass, queermo.
no matter what I may or may enjoy doing, your statement was one I agreed with.
*or may not
Ugh when will this night end
f-slips are funny
I think we just witnessed a mental slip.
shut it, you
You can't say 'I knew' twice in a row.
Normally when you fall asleep.
I am getting there.
At least a hell of a lot better than before.
But genuine isn't all bad, just boring
why did you KIll the sun!!!!?
maybe i'll get into it eventually
And you can't tell me what to do, right? It was burning me
How long have you known that you liked eating ass?
Eh, it's fine at times. You need to learn how to be funny wtihout hurting people too much.
since the first time I tried it.
that's quite enough of this turnabout smug.
you...You n-need to control your temper.....
Check out this cute girl
I have been sarcastic on here at times but they're so fucking dense they take it seriously and it triggers me even more
An estimated 10,130 people will die of melanoma in 2016
I did the right thing
starting to feel sleepy butI also feel like pastries
Bard would you a "real gril" Yui?
I think you;d be surprised. I managed to survive this internship on good report with everyone. Mediator is a decent position to have.
she's just as good as smiles imo
She's kinda cute.
People need to learn to lighten up.
Yeah I agree, she's as good as me.
You're a true paragon of the people.....By azura by azura by azuray
I',m going to follow you until you tell me not to
At least you're honest with your degeneracy.
Well... not really.
I'd put a bag over that bitches head and turn her asshole inside out
you dont mean that
I am not ashamed of what I enjoy.
it maybe is a bit amusing.
Fuck Balthazar and fuck Dwayna
wait no I had it right. fuck this night.
SEVENTEEN DAYS IT SAID
but nooo no updated the newspost lied
awwwwwwww little retarded~
I'm like a loose cannon <3
Never go full retard, Cuppers.
But we can't have you pointed at friendlies!?
The Avatar of Grenth walks among you.
you shut up too
You're not even drunk so you can't blame the alcohol.
Hey you need to stop being all lovey dovey with Tsuchi
You can tell it's been affecting him lately since his bullying has been getting rusty
Freakin women, I swear
Can't live with em, can't live without em
Being commanded into bed.
I may or may not sneak on later.
its okay it's not your job to think
just one of those nights I guess.
I'm pointed at you.
well thank goodness for that.
So fucking lolz
This chick keeps getting beat by her bf and just posts her shit after getting all fucked up and is just attentionwhoring
This is the third time she's gotten fucked up
Hah, you can't defeat me. I have FlackJacket Pro enabled.
well now i feel bad
Are you sure? I can destroy you in a second.
I am starting to questions whether Hardcore mode is enabled otherwise you can't hurt teammates.
if you insist.
hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*