no fun allowed thread. if anyone is caught having fun they will be banned on sight.
No fun allowed thread
but if you take yourself away for it you might just lower your tolerance back to normal like with a drug question mark
you have no idea how fucked up things are m8
thank god for that shit boy
oh, it's not instantaneous or anything. the metal has to be touching my skin for an extended period of time. it causes a rash. really annoying, honestly.
My kind of thread.
Fuckin' nailed it. Also yeah fine I'll take it jeez
soto bern is going out of control again
you wanna make a new thread?
we gotta restrain this
yeah b-but i wanna be one of them too
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT !?
I'm having F U N.
I only need 3 more Wyvern Horns before I can upgrade my fire drill.
ban her, moogs.
I left 4chan for a year and it did nothing for me
I doubt leaving this place would do anything either
I've seen some shit man
I am pleased with it's performance.
So they say.
I'm not that much of a degenerate!
Are you grossed out?
What?! Surely not...
oh mordin. yes. yes you are.
thats really interesting. i've never heard of anything like that
i choose my prey carefully
i tell you what to do faggot
well maybe youve just been around it so much youll take an especially long time to be healed. i dont know anything
I'm also allergic to fuzzy caterpillars. they make me rash up like, right away.
yes sir, sorry sir
you're just as bad, don't point fingers.
takes one to know one.
that's fine i think
ill be patient
Someone ban me for a minute to make Cupcake happy.
Similar autism genetics found in your DNA test results
nothing will make me happy. but this will come close.
speaking of banning bebop when do i get to be mod
We are both perfectly normal
i think you have to be autistic or desperate to think that soto
and youre not desperate
tru, youre not even gay
next year i'll have been on that place for a decade
exactly, that's what I said. :^)
no, you do not sexualize lolis. they are only for cute and nothing more.
why is right. you should have gotten out far sooner my friend. ive been around less than three years and im gettin ready to pack my bags and gtfo of this hellhole.
usually when im in my dom mode (no pun intended) im not really like open to people like you. like doms. does that make sense?
Do you want my address or like
are you full homo now?
none at all
but im really high so
im like super articulate when im high. i was going into a huge dissertation about the game of thrones lore and the eastern kingdoms of yi ti it was great
Mordin aren't you proud of me?
Like I know Im pretty autistic but I think I've been getting pretty desperate lately then again I don't blame myself since I haven't gotten laid in like almost 2 months
Which kind of explains why Im pretty down to fuck my friends ex gf
Niggas is thirsty up in this bitch
The crazier part is that she's super down too
Let's just hope getting pussy irl will calm my autistic ass online, and it usually does
It's pretty great
nice fuckin meme
Naww you gotta take it home whenever you come over here
I aint sending a dildo to you
whats wrong with you lmao
saying this to me
You want me to carry that shit around in public?!
Post Gochimon wa Usagi Desu doujins pls
just stuff it up your ass.
im really varied when it comes to my mood when high
the lads called it boopolar
oh but yeah of course with us i'd be the sub
that's what ive been trying to explore
kinda like it in moderation
Just throw it in your car
or what Cupcake said and shove it up your ass
i dunno about that my man. Should I drink again tonight, my tummy doesn't hurt anymore
You two are the worst.
do you like it in the ass
I'm not a degenerate, I just have NEEDS.
I don't know if you're making plans or if you're trying to turn her down. Should I be proud or are you saying it like "oh imma fuq dis beeetch nigguh watch me do it lmao XDDD I aint listenin to u"? That's how you talk in my head by the way.
Do it. If people give you weird looks, take it out and swing it in their general direction and see if they flinch.
im more of an oral kind of guy when it comes to that though
im gonna play games ill talk to you later ~
keep telling yourself that.
what the heck is that supposed to mean?
you dont seem to know what you want dude
Why are you gonna drink if you just end up throwing it all up
git gud at drinking and at dota
That's how you talk in my head by the way.
I'm only doing it cause I have needs too
Am I wrong?
very. but it's okay. some sluts just have trouble coming out of the closet. the closet that in your case is stuffed with dildos.
You're a huge bakalord.
I don't remember the last time drinking made me throw up, but taking shots until 6am tends to do that. I went 3-1 in the 4 I played last night you jerk
The closet is not the only place I stuff dildos into!
LOL this actually sounds great tbh
Nigger I live like 3 hours north of you now, I'm not driving that far for a dildo
oh, I'm sure there's at least two more places.
oh nevermind 3-2 I guess I played 5
drive that far
So Mordin, about that dildo... Why isn't it BLUE? :3
so it is.
because you can
It feels kinda bad being the bad guy but it can't be helped
You didn't even play Pudge you piece of shit
Whenever you can make it down here
You going to AC?
Now you're making me wonder how many uses there are for dildos.
Of course it can be helped.
fails system standard greeting
Whoops~ I played chen though
limitless really. imagination would be the only thing stopping you. personally I only really use them for one thing.
who, you or me?
There is nothing wrong with my accent! They said I sounded British the other day. Americans always do for some reason.
you of course
Beating up homeless people?
well that's a shame.
You can tell me that until you're blue in the face, but I won't believe you. Don't be blue tho, plenty of people have funny accents :3
You don't sound british you sound like you have a mouth full of peanut butter though
a dayum shame...
Oh man, I sure blue it
ima blow mai brains out
better wear eye protection
Fight me bitch!
well it's late goodnight
-fights and wins-
Mordin will never cockslap you with his dildo because he's too in denial about his degeneracy to use his actual cock
Yeah but I'm not a nice guy, kinda selfish and maybe I just lack morals/empathy
Besides she's quite the qt3.14 with dfc
Yeah I could get laid by that 52 yr old niggress but I actually want something new, ya know?
Besides sleeping with someone you know you're not supposed to makes it twice as exciting
Gonna try to go for a day or two
Play meepo you fag
Why do you always insult me? I've been going through a rough patch lately and you just kick me when I'm down constantly. Do you not feel any shame?
I don't wannaaaaaa
Only if you vocaroo yourself saying blue seductively
Yeah same. Just bring it to that shit, it won't be out of place there lmao
I've been going through a rough patch lately
I get off on bullying you
Is there really any enjoyment in getting smacked with a dildo?
You're just immature.
I don't know how to say things seductively!
You lost all of your daddies?
Or you lost your gubbermint buckaroos?
I was just trying to make him feel bad.
I wouldn't have been so quick to claim ownership over that post.
Don't lie you SLUT
▶!CupcakeQXM 08/08/16 (Mon) 22:02:43 8757fc No.1246781
Is there really any enjoyment in getting smacked with a dildo?
ready for bed at 9pm
cozy pants tho
I mean, it's probably true.
yes hello police
mordin has been going through a rough patch lately
patch through the drilldos
10/4 roger that rubber duckie
WOW YOURE SHIT
SO FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTT
Bring Ghostie to AC so I could be like "Hey Im sorry your gf sucked my dick but you should totally suck my dick too and call it even" lmao
anyone on Holla Forums being mature
real cock is way better though.
still. you usually make far better derisive posts.
forgot to say over
He won't talk to me tho
im fucking jumping
Meepo is not very good atm
I don't know if I could. It'd be very awkward trying.
What's a drilldo? Why are you calling the police?!
Stand outside his window with a boombox.
Do a flip.
All your children will miss you though, and no one will be drawing pictures of me.
never said I wasn't.
WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCKKKKK
HOW DRUNK WAS I
im just imagining hitting you with my dick and dildos over and over
.O-oh my, chocolate daddy >/////////<
Then I guess I'm just gonna keep making blue puns at you.
what a lovely plan. we'll add it to the list.
Lets see if my employee ID # is still the same
Going through some old pics on my /b/ folder
yooou betta pick yo afro daddy
its flat on one side
what do we have so far. just so im clear on our gameplan
I want to hide her socks and sandals so she's forced to be barefoot all day ! Then I can lick her smelly dirty feets and bully her for how much they smell !
What's everyone up to?
Do you identify as a weirdo-kin?
I really don't have a very seductive voice, people would make fun of me if I tried.
anyone ever wonder how weird tasting things is
you put something on this little pink piece of flesh connected from your brain on a little wire and not only can you feel it but your brain interprets a completely different sensation
that is able to interpret whether something is sufficient in sugar or not
luka will never hug you and feel your johnson rubbing up and decide she wants the D
Time fucking flies by
I can't believe I've been a part of this autistic community for so long already
.O-oh my, chocolate daddy >/////////<
Mordin just fucking seductively say blue already.
the list is getting too long to just write down. and way too lewd for these pervs.
making a pizza.
no. I don't like labels.
how fucking high is this nigga
Ian has heard me say blue before, he can just imagine it in a more seductive way.
lol organic chem
those were fun days
I really needed that
yfw Faded af spells Faded af backwards
cant fucking believe you havent killed yourself
tasting doesnt even make sense is the thing im saying
what is a 'taste????'
your tongue literally is just telling your brain how much sugar is on it and your brain makes it like a crazy mix of seratonin and dopamine that make you feel a completely abstract feeling
you're right we mustn't scare the children
So say blue in a seductive tone for me.
i'm watching people play RimWorld on youtube... im jely, cause it looks fun.
Wow, Anon_Sama is coming out swinging tonight.
I was just thinking they don't deserve to get more turned on by our conversation than they already are.
It's time to down the benzo.
Are you ok?
Making a pizza or cooking a frozen pizza?
dont you remember
im literally not talking to you till i get the vocaroo
you're cucking them
I've never been happier and more upset at the same time.
things are gonna change
i can feel it
sounds fucking nasty lol
Grim probably told him to kill himself at one point so he's getting even
But I really dislike making vocaroos. It's super uncomfortable, and I always have to listen to them myself before I send them to someone and then I'd have to hear myself and it's awful. It's not even like I'm that concerned with other people hearing my voice, because I've voice chatted with plenty of people from here, I just get nervous with the vocaroo stuff.
its only like a 150 mb torrent
really easy to install
god damnit grim
But we spoke on discord yesterday.
i wont get all the latest early access updates
I'm already dead inside
NO GRIM PLS NO
DONT REMIND ME I HAD THAT KIND OF HAIRSTYLE
Oh, what's the occasion?
And don't say secret!
and you never said fucking blue
I have, literally, never once played a vocaroo back after recording it.
Never have I ever
lol you fuckin spic
im sorry luka I cant take that game seriously with a name like that
so why not make it official... its down the road, not across the street
I'll do it next time. It's not that peculiar, people are setting you up for disappointment.
Is management association Grim?
Yeah they might if you keep this up.
the second one. have some now, it's good stuff.
they love it, trust me.
I'm only telling close friends if they want to hear about it.
i brought the big boi pants nice lady...
Every single one I've sent to people, I've listened to several times and done retakes if I thought it sounded awkward.
ive already heard it
i just made a promise and im not gonna break it
its soul crushing to be surrounded by such filth
I believe you
I dodn't actually look at the link, figured it whas the whole jumping thing
i don't think like you do.
i don't see lewdness everywhere...
just focus on my filth instead.
I will be a close friend eventually, mark my words!
should make your own from scratch!
Did Sobo really look that mexicasian way back when?
Then obviously you need to let go.
Record it and link it, one take.
Take the plunge, and go balls deep.
im trying. god you are filthy. you need a bubble bash
way back when
He still looks full cholo.
Do they fit around your waist?
Not even close, love.
bath* fuck im drunk forgive me
so much work. and would cost so much more than the 4 dollar ones I buy.
are you offering to give me one?
You're right! I'll do it! Tomorrow.
oh shit waddup
I managed to crack the code, don't worry.
bullshit... i think deep down youre the same raging ball of writhing hormones as errone else... i can hear it screaming
ahhhh buy me drinks, get me laid!
I removed you off Steam over two years ago, and won't acknowledge your arbitrary requests to give you drink recipes. You're not making much headway.
Mordin's accent is like when you put too much milk on your oatmeal
It's bland as fuck and isn't even thick
Uno has a pretty kawaii accent
Manaka mispronounces everything and his voice is so soft, its so fucking adorable dude
Hmmm who else has a cute accent
3 years ago and nothing has changed lmao
I miss nymph
P-Pls no bully
no theyre rather sheer and slippy, and are constrictive in all the right places
i didnt know you were such a passive aggressive douche
i guess i never paid attention
Uno has a pretty kawaii accent
Doesn't he sound just like a super gay British dude?
Just how talented I am, really.
I struck out on this one. Way too much stress over the past hour
It can be very cheap!
But yeah, too much work
My drink requests are mostly a joke anyway and I only ever really talk to Yuu regularly on steam, so it isn't that bad!
that is pretty kawaii
Cholo = mexicasian?
I'm not good with your american slurs, I thought it was just mexican?
You're just hoping I'll forget.
So it's better to do it now and get it out of the way.
I just thought it was kind of cute.
Albeit in a way that is probably a little racist.
most things are too much work to me.
i didnt have any like regular soda so i started with the mikes i had left
keep it up. I like it when you're wasted. I hope you get meaner.
these were the good ol days boo
They're still alive?
Cholo means like ghetto ass spics.
Good shit m8
Sounds like the pants for the job.
lol manaka so cute
dont you lie to me...
fuken right well know it...
bone apple tea
NOT EVERYTHING IS "CUTE" JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE A FAGGOT.
i will do that but not because you told me to
i dont care dude
Unless you're being forced to.
Yeah, and she's still the best!
my computer crapped out and I hadn't backed up my research stuff in a few weeks. took about an hour to get around to getting a system restore going followed by another 20 if pacing like mad.
Do you guys still hate each other
I remember when you guys would flirt all the time
DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
that would be absurd if you did it for that reason.
I'm like 99.9% certain you don't even remember what I sound like. That's how it was before last time we spoke too.
Well I actually have to go to sleep. Should've gone to bed like... 4 hours ago. Have to wake up in 5.
STANDARDS, MAN, STANDARDS.
What are you up to?
Well at least it's done now.
Nigga shut up
Don't be salty just cause you sound like a regular guy with sinus problems
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
I heard about those
They sound pretty cool
soto when mordin says
Mods are asleep
yeah I dont need to be intoxicated to abuse you.
im just more funny when i am
Even though that's a cop-out excuse, and it takes on the scale of second to do a single take of a single word, I acknowledge I am trying to get something out of you and will accept it.
So you owe me a vocaroo of you saying "blue" in a seductive tone tomorrow.
nope, not eh!
Just ask Smiles, she knows!
Well, I still have about a quarter of the 60 gigs to transfer to my external hard drive, so almost done.
Nothing is too hard for you when someone is forcing it on you.
just as long as I'm getting abused.
...so you are lying
just living the dream hotpants... murica
So you actually think my spoken english is really good then?
if I didn't know any better I'd think you were making lewd insinuations.
How does one say something seductively anyway?
maybe a more fitting punishment would be to do nothing at all~
it most certainly would be, but I doubt you'd be able to keep that up for very long with the actions I'd take in response.
Now where did you get that idea?
just a hunch.
Gonna go and hope I can sleep before I wake up. Good night.
tempting and attractive; enticing.
"a seductive voice"
synonyms: sexy, alluring, tempting, irresistible, exciting, provocative, sultry, slinky; More
Well that shouldn't take forever.
What's the ETA
Don't let those pants get too hot. That's be dangerous, love.
Don't wake up.
I hope you never wake up
and what would you do in response
hope I can sleep before I wake up
that response from earlier about things being too lewd for this crowd applies here as well. think that thing I mentioned on steam earlier, but even dirtier.
No point to ask someone outside the conversation. Especially to try and alter my own opinion on the subject.
i shudder to imagine how things could get even dirtier
its on fiyyyah
Ladies and gents, this
is the post of someone who never has sleep problems.
shuddering will be one of the reactions to it, yes.
nini posts should be a bannable offense.
What's with the face? Isn't that what you want to hear with all this talk of being abused?
It's not even giving me one, but 90% complete now.
Now tell TB how awesome Yuu is!
But it's an expert opinion from someone you respect, that should count for something!
how about sniveling. because i imagine that will be an after effect of what i do
Your parents had sex so that you would be born.
I am chaste and pure.
I'm hoping you can get more of a reaction out of me than that. sniveling would mean that you went too easy on me.
need mah beauty sleep.. looking this good is hard... literally a full time job tryna set here and be pretty
And if everyone was as insane as you the human species would die out.
i dont want to worry people with talk of bruising and things of that nature
There goes nine tenths of the site.
Personal opinions usually outweigh respected opinions. If I had no opinion of the other person, your words would have merit.
That being said, talking about someone when they aren't here is fairly rude. As is arbitrarily telling someone to voice their opinion without warrant.
....you have not been explicit enough for me to pull a good quote from this thread to prove otherwise!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
let them worry. just make sure the bruises are where they can be covered up later.
QUICKLY PUT IT OUT BEFORE YOU BURN.
He doesn't want to hear about it though.
what kinda noises you make when youre making whoopie
what the fuck is whoopie
what like fucking
i dunno thats kinda a personal question
You don't win an argument through attrition, Luka.
Try thinking. Without sex, which you so thoroughly disparage, NOBODY WOULD BE HERE.
Well, according to him, lesbians are pure and the only lewdness that shouldn't be banned.
So quite literally.
I am pretty good at that.
assuming youd wear anything, sure
its too late for me... save yourself
anything I'm told to wear.
if you insist.
But what is the point of continuing on without everyone we started with?!?!
That's what I was going for, yes.
I just wanted to talk to you
not sure if really naive or just really stupid
anything I'm told to wear.
Would you wear a clown suit with a paper bag over your head?
Calling someone awesome behind their back is perfectly normal!
But yeah, the latter is kinda bad
But it's Yuu and she's the best of us~
But the overall motif of being abused is not wholesome at all!
I got you!
I thought you were just talking about him being fucking autistic.
for you? absolutely.
We can talk about that whole taste thing!
the maid thing is growing on me
you dont have to i prefer to do the eating
thank you i needed that
i know :(
perhaps not. but it's what I deserve.
only hearing negatives from you... i should be hearing positives.
I'll go get the 1x4 and drive nails through it.
I would hope so. it's a favorite of mine.
oh my. well I certainly wouldn't say no.
you're such a kinky bitch.
feel better soon~
couldnt say no*
So Cupcake are you a ginger?
Am I awesome or what?
This is true, both verbally and physically
Nooo, not the Hm's!
Are you going to drink at all tonight?
Whatcha up to otherwise, anonsama?
She's pretty great. I don't feel comfortable talking about her without her here though.
I was going to beat you like a pinata.
Luka, what you don't understand about this "that's too lewd" meme is that EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR YOU IS DOING IT IRONICALLY
Sex is not evil, you puritanical nut. Take a fucking health class. It's where children come from. It's where you came from.
it not positive
i feel fine
youre a nigger faggot
I am not. my hair is gorgeous, red in color but not ginger red.
oh my. you're straying dangerously close to actually turning me on.
You're so lucky that I let you openly flirt with cupcake with no ramifications.
sounds like ginger trying to damage control
I'm on call, and will be on call for the next two weeks, at minimum. So, no drinking for 13 more days.
idek... home, they switched my shift all up so... delirious. kinda got the munchies... drinking my supper tonight. hbu
yeah thanks for that by the way.
think whatever you like, I couldn't possibly care less.
We all know you just hope he passes you the beating stick.
good day today?
Is saying good things about someone when they're not around a bad thing?
And you're mugs!
YOu do have plenty of mugs for that
negtive negative negative... never wanna play
Well, you'd get nothing from it.
You'd literally be dead.
play overwatch !
I now understand the not-so-good side of things.
Test, stop being so lewd. .///.
so it would seem. how lucky for me.
and then I was able to finish. you are so good to me, tsuchi. and with your girl watching and everything.
yes i haven't had any severe swings of negative emotions and that's a rarity for me
Wrong, but nice try.
Better luck next time.
You are the most corrupt. Your philosophy is deadly and unusual.
eks dee blushy faec
I vry by merry test
So I may have just made 3.5 pints of pickled jalapenos
My fingertips are crying
my day has just been boiling warm humid. ;~;
My philosophy is fine. you just havent studied good enough.
You have something for me to taste, catosa ?
There is a new thread.
No, I just wholly disagree with what you were saying, but I couldn't tell if it was a joke
Obligatory, "There's a new thread."
I already did it.
guys I'm pretty sure there's a new thread
Is there a new thread?
Ihad to open the catalog to find it
this is the current thread