Remember how Peter Molyneux went from "this is project milo, and it works today" to "kinect was a fucking scam" and got blacklisted, tried to go indie then sunk without a trace?
What will it take for the Cuck King to do the same finally?
I got a PS4 which included an extra controller with that game included and I almost didn't bought the console because of it. I can't even sell it for 10 € without even being open.
Wyatt Carter
its current value is €2 or less famigo.
Justin Baker
Maybe in a century or two it'll be worth more as some ancient relic of a bygone era.
Bentley Mitchell
I don't know if pride or stupidity that prevented him from making this shitpile F2P but it's too late now, Paladins already sweeped in and got all the poorfags who wanted F2P Overmeme so there isn't anything to salvage anymore.
Lincoln Perry
Crappily crap. I'm stuck with an unsellable game
Elijah Hill
You poor thing.
Ryan Parker
Just use it as a coaster.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Falling for the bloodborne meme is a serious condition. Send help And games
Brayden Collins
at least it has Nioh now, too
Jacob Bailey
Obligatory.
Ayden Taylor
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Luke Morris
Is that actually Randy's faces shopped in loss? Looks fatter
Easton Morgan
N-nani? Didn't he simply fade into obscurity for being shit at his job?
Aiden Perez
You know, if Randy wasn't such a complete piece of shit I'd feel a little bad for him.
Dylan Morgan
Nier runs pretty well on it too doesn't it? I wouldn't know.
James Torres
Also P5*
Blake Young
Randy was handing out the game for free at last PAX and people either didn't take the game or they did but absolutely nobody played it at all. Not even joking.
Benjamin Cox
POST YFW YOU WILL NEVER BE RANDY BITCHFORD OR ANTHONY BURCH
Carson Myers
Yes.
Jaxson Baker
Christ, I totally forgot about Project Milo. What a shitshow. I still don't get how people bought into that.
Hunter Gomez
I still check the battleborn steamcharts every day. Can't wait for it to go free to gay so it will go up and then crash again just like evolve did.
Mason Walker
Not to defend that piece of shit, but it is doing better than before it went F2P, still really poor though. And Stillborn had its chance, any F2P boost will probably be a short one, and Pitchford's ego makes it unlikely that it will go F2P.
Matthew Ross
How come he's still around when everything he shits out just fucking flops? How the fuck does he manage to get his shit funded?
Samuel Gonzalez
Knowing Gearbox, the answer is something shady.
Jonathan Thomas
He owns the company?
Daniel Garcia
Blizzard topped it. One time they tricked every retard into buying something for $40 when they could get it for free!
Hudson Gutierrez
Aren't a lot of movies just Money laundering schemes for coke parties? And remember how Zoe was apparently supplying coke to a few Journos? Maybe Gearbox pulled a Hitler in Springtime.
Nolan Wilson
This will always be my favorite. More people playing a 4 year old outdated sports game than battleborn
Jayden Watson
Let's go further Compare it to some older good games Deus ex Dark Souls VTMB Gothic I just want to see how screwed Gearbox is
Jonathan Mitchell
You mean, again?
Jeremiah Cox
I have a friend who played the game a bit just to see it firsthand. Supposedly the gameplay itself is actually fine, but the artstyle and general atmosphere is so bad that he wanted nothing to do with it after about an hour. This tells me there some actual competent designers at gearbox, but everything they make is doomed to failure due to a small number of retards at the top.
Ayden Mitchell
It can barely keep up with all these single player games that everybody and their grandmother have already beaten.
Ryder White
LOL
That they can keep making these failures and still keep money only confirms my money laundering theory.
Lincoln Long
Randy used Sega's money not just to fund BL2 but also to buy duke nukem ip, the sega employee that broke the story said that he was more than willing to ask for deadline extensions indefinitely as long as it meant getting "free" money. Randy isn't an idiot, he's a straight up sociopath.
Oliver Anderson
On top of that all those games are older than Steam and actually has non-steam versions people also play
Oliver Bailey
You can be both an idiot and a sociopath. In fact, most sociopaths are malfunctioning spergs that are too retarded to behave.
Grayson Thompson
Let's not forget the time he tried to take advantage of the car accident between the Overwatch Uber driver and some other people so he can try to run a smear campaign against Overwatch.
Oliver Lee
C I V I L I A N C A R
Connor Robinson
People on Holla Forums that was actually believed "XBOX….SCAN!" like a fucking webcam with motion tracking could do on what was effectively a windows 2000 pc what supercomputers at the time could not.
Joshua Rogers
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Joshua Evans
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William Collins
Don't know what you guys are talking about, look at this picture, it had 54 times more players than all those high profile games last week! I wouldn't be shocked if randy decided to spin this information in his favor somehow
Kevin Ortiz
Math does not work that way.
Joshua Wright
Its line is flatter than Megumin.
Ryan Gutierrez
Justified PS4 Pro buyer here.
How are you enjoying And tons of others, not to mention playing every game flawlessly without receiving a garbage port like the one you spent hours troubleshooting and tweaking a few weeks ago
Limiting yourself to one option and missing out on hundreds of hours of entertainment is the real tragedy, sweety.
Carson Allen
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Hudson Johnson
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Ryder Lee
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Lincoln Davis
You people truly are delusional.
Jackson Lee
How the hell do you tell which one is which?
Matthew Harris
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Josiah Butler
The one with the least players is always battlebore.
Ayden Williams
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Daniel Campbell
The game was not shit, it was decent but not great. However after every patch they insisted on making it shittier: fucking up maps/characters, not fixing what needs to be fixed, making literally unusable gear that people farmed days or even months because of "balance" and leaving those items out of the game for months instead of letting people use the "OP" for their singleplayer or coop campaign The already low playerbase fucked off, me included, however some people with buyer's remorse or autism continued to play Thanks to the low playerbase the veterans made a group to play as a group, totally obliterating with a 100% win ratio in every match, destroying any fun for the casuals that would join the game for the first time. After a few months without playing I wanted to see how it was going, it took me 4 hours 20minutes to find a game (this is not an exaggeration, I left the game running to check it, it was on the afternoon PC EU). It was a full team of veterans, I know all of them, my team was filled with new players, the new players that did not even know the mechanics of the game started leaving mid game. I uninstalled after a few matches exactly like that on the same week with the same players on the other team The veterans destroyed what they had left by themselves. I still can't believe that the veterans made a group to go into queue instead of face each other since they have similar skill level. I did not regret enjoying the game the first month, I do regret buying it because of the last chance I gave to GB and they alongside 2K destroyed what was left of the game
Rip Benedict, you did not deserve this.
Leo Ross
Dude…
Brayden Gomez
Everytime
Jack Mitchell
Persona 4 isn't on the PS4. And why on Earth did you include Battle blunder, Heavy Rain, and Destiny as reasons(U+200B was here) to own a PS4? The other ones you listed are legitimately enjoyable games, though, I will grant you that.
Jonathan Barnes
He's merely pranking.
Anthony Evans
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Ayden Mitchell
game so shit it has no r34 ?
Asher Williams
Did you miss the whole "randy makes a r34 subreddit for his game" thing?
Carter Wood
Shit.
Jacob Jackson
He doesn't want us to play his games. Way ahead of you, thief!
You can still blame Pitchford for his idiotic marketing and the bad reputation he built for himself.
Cameron Hughes
The game literally has no porn aside from degenerate shit with the birdman.
Wyatt Wood
Yea, he gave away his intentions.
Ethan Peterson
Why do they look like CGI from 90s?
Asher Peterson
I thought it had like 1 or 2 acceptable female models at least, I swear ive seen them
Daniel Brooks
So Battleborn ended up like Quake 3, but in six months rather than more than a decade? Amazing.
Xavier James
Depends on what type of porn you want
Owen Bell
The difference being that you can still enjoy Quake 3 with friends. You can't do that with Battleborn because the patches fucked up the game. It's even worse user. Sure, you can make a team with friends to play Battleborn together, but it's going to be a clusterfuck of a game.
Carter Sanchez
What amazing art direction and character design, the kids are going to LOVE Battleborn.
Mason Cox
Because (((Hi-Rez))) doesn't give a damn about anything except working their artists to the bone for their cash shop. They don't put money into their bug filled games and their QA Manager is a fat camwhore who once said "no matter how much money you give us, you still haven't bought the game." Just look at their attempts at "animation." The only thing you pay for when you give Hi-Rez money is their board members' sportscars.
Bentley Ward
please remind me what IPs he has ruined?
Jason Turner
Oh shit, he's here.
Henry Murphy
All the ones he's been involved with? I thought that was his job, imagine my surprise when "Lord Fuckup" wasn't his official job title.
Liam Torres
did brianna wu design these?
Jack Sanders
Why is his head so tiny?
Benjamin Wilson
Nier, Doax3, senran kagura estival versus (and beach watergun tps soon) , the witch and the hundred knight, dragon quest builders, senran kagura, nioh, persona 5, akibas trip, atlier sophie/firis, bloodborne, disgaea 5, deception 4, gravity rush 2, odin sphere, valkyria chronicles, yakuza 0, shadow of the beast, and KNACK
Austin Phillips
How could you stand the character designs? They absolutely sickened me the first time I saw them. Is the playerbase just autists and furfags? I don't give a fuck if someone is an autist or a furfag by the way, instead I am asking because because the proportions of the characters are just so hideous and revolting to a person with normal sensibilities. To a normal person it just doesn't make any god damn sense.
Wyatt Walker
That bearded kike wrote that "song" for Rancy.
Luis Myers
Some character designs were bad, others were actually good, the rest were okish. You guys just tend to exaggerate, that's all. If you take into account that this is suppossed to be cartoony, like a caricature of some characters, then it's fine. No, Montana's head is not good design, it's taking the "joke" too far.
No, the community was not filled (at least the veterans) of furfags. However it was filled with fanboys and clearly blind people who would not dare to speak against 2K/GB on their mistake and isntead defend them everytime I brought it up on the public Discord.
I had a "title" on the Discord as well, I was one of the few veterans that made a "school" inside the community that would teach new players everything about the game in a "pro" level since, so my word actually had weight on the community. However, even if it had weight and some would respect me, when you have twenty ass kissers on the very same chatroom, the echo chamber won't let me speak and the idiots that agreed with me would shut up or switch sides just by fear of "not fitting in".
Most of the good players veterans were calling out for 2K and GB to open the game F2P before someone else takes that market, instead what they did to our cries was to add a F2P premium market to a game that you need to buy to play. They even placed P2W stuff that you would get with real money like multiply the drop rate so you could get the legendary you needed for the characters you wanted on the first try meanwhile the rest would need quite a lot of tries, this stupid thing made the already small playerbase that tried to play PvE to not play at all since these kind of players need a carrot to follow.
Owen Ortiz
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Oliver Moore
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Juan Smith
Step aside, civilians, real soldier's game coming through
Jonathan Torres
Actually had fun playing that for a few hours, after that the game decided it wouldnt allow me to play anymore though
Jackson Campbell
What I meant by "You guys" is basically shitposters/bandwagonners who just are in for the fun without looking into detail anything.
Josiah Phillips
Don't worry user, the game being dependent on dedicated servers means they'll be shut down basically any day now and then no one will have to deal with the same disappointment.
Joshua Richardson
Oh, and if you thought that modern TF2 hats are ridiculous - you just haven't seen this game. Hoo boy. Just look at this picture and imagine that instead of uniforms, everyone is dressed as clowns and pirates, or just runs around wearing nothing but tighty-whities. .
Hudson Bailey
You really don't see how bad they are? I am telling you that the majority of normalfaggots were turned off the game by the characters. They might be too stupid to explain why in detail but they really don't care to. They just walk away. We are talking about an instinctive revulsion and rejection of the designs based on the disgust response. It's the same process that makes deformed monsters work in horror, particularly body horror. If you genuinely cannot see how bad each and every design was then I guess I have my answer.
The rest of your post is interesting but please take a moment to think about how crazy you seem too others when you claim some were "good" or "okish". Your taste is your own user, I'm not saying you have to change it, merely recognise it's all kinds of fucked up. My god user, they are historically awful, in the context of video gaymes.
Austin Ramirez
Really?! I think I missed that.
Mr Shitface's entire career is based around that.
Nolan Roberts
That I don't doubt, even if it's true only in a round about sort of way I'm gonna need proof of that one.
Bentley Turner
First I've heard of this, but it wouldn't surprise me. Any source, or where did you hear about this? I know Randy used to be a magician before he got into video games as a career, which explains his knack for selling bullshit and proficiency for misdirection, as well as making money disappear.
Asher Hernandez
Nobody said the mushroom man wasn't good. Hell, I'll even say that benedict was alright as a character design. Thing is, those are the exceptions, the rule of the game is samey girls, only 3 basic designs, and props needed to differentiate characters.
Easton White
This cancer is everywhere. Titanfall, dark souls, you name it. And I don't fucking understand the fun in it. Wow, you fucked up the balance and now you get to kill all the noobs. Wow, you and your girlfriends are camping in the summoning zones, I can't even roll once! So funny. And when I meet them alone, here they go running around and quitting not to be humiliated. How pathetic must you be to cheat the system for such flavorless victory. They are nobody unless they have their herd with them. I want to see those people. They must be quite the freakshow.
John Cooper
NEVER FORGET
Parker Hall
Battleborn art style is not "cartoony" (or even "anime" like their CM said once), their design is way too complicated to be cartoony. The whole thing seems like a mashup of a bunch of concepts for Gearbox games that never saw the light. None of the characters look like if they belong in the same universe, the same goes for the maps (I remember one that had a lot of blue tones with alien structures that looked like reskinned models of Forerunner monolith/building from Halo).
Justin Butler
Did Burch finally get out of vidya?
Brody Morris
gdi I'm wheezing
Xavier James
Doesn't PS4 literally run games better than the PS4Pro?
Xavier Ortiz
Trigger will never do an adaptation of Rondo Duo
Carter Cooper
As opposed to what, the "monster truck"? What did it carry? Games of mass recreation?
Henry Roberts
It's already an anime adaptation of itself
Christopher Reed
I shall pity you but only because I like Jack Frost
Eli Taylor
That's a boy, user.
Ryder Bailey
Why didnt Randy make Battleborn F2P in the first place? He said microtransactions would come eventually, and compared to Overwatch BB would only be seen as a cheap substitute good at best. It'd be less embarrassing than making the game available in humble bundles a month or two after launch.
Gravity Rush 2 was okay, its a major step up compared to the original game in terms of mechanics but for some reason I dont care enough to finish the Eto chapter. Could be because the story just isnt interesting this time around. You also forgot Yakuza 0 on that list, shit is GOTY.
Bentley Ramirez
Sounds like Smash Bros. Melee, but even more pathetic.
He probably thought Gearbox could compete with brand name alone. Either that, or he was actually stupid enough to think the ugly aesthetics and embarrassing dialogue could compete with characters designed to pander to archetypes.
Jackson Miller
Is there actually any confirmation or proof that he has a open relationship?
I know burch is for sure, but I haven't seen anything on bitchford
Kevin Peterson
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Owen Hughes
goodness me
Ryan Phillips
What kind of question is that?
Brody Sanchez
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Gavin Rogers
I think he meant "Has Bitchford surpassed Anthony Burch, the primeval cuck?".
Leo Long
what did he mean by this?
Kayden Myers
He's going to suck dick through the glory hole. Gay4pay is the only option left to save the company.
Benjamin Bennett
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Elijah Johnson
I don't want to see how Gearbox games are made, ffs.
Parker Martin
Hang in there, buddy
Aiden Edwards
good, I hope he gets bullied to suicide
Dylan Miller
:^)
Blake Clark
Wouldn't shock me. It was his project- some people working under him might have objected to what was put in the game. Now their careers are linked to this game- and they can't blame the boss.
It'll be the worst kind of bullying. The kind where everyone bites their tongue and endures him, and talks shit about him behind their backs.
Juan Adams
he hasn't taken that spot OP he isn't Anthony Burch
Mason Martin
From the guy who carbon copied the entie borderland art style from "Code Hunters".
Lincoln Miller
Is his wife riding a literal cock in that picture?
Jace Morgan
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Leo Barnes
I am not anthony burch. Thanks for reminding me user
Logan Ortiz
It's asian dimension brittany venti
Jonathan Rogers
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Oliver Torres
Neither of them will ever top this guy
Blake Clark
Nah, at least he admitted his mistake, an absolute true cuck would stick to his guns so to speak, and double down on his anti-gun conviction. This is a man who realized his mistakes
Logan Ward
I'm still leaving that title for Anthony burch seeing how he was literally cucked and had his black wii U taken away from him.
Hunter Evans
Is that a man wearing a wig?
Alexander Green
From what I remember of that whole thing, the guy was ambushed while napping on his front porch and severely beaten by a baseball bat to the face. Didn't really have much of a chance to defend himself.
The true horror of that shit was how the police waited outside their house for almost an hour knowing some shit was going on inside. I think the police were tipped off when the wife was taken to the bank to withdraw money.
The faggots who did it only got caught AFTER they lit the house on fire, stole the family car and tried to escape.
Adrian Jones
KEK Good goy bought a no games, biggest goy edition to play in muh >4Kek Lets take a look at these fucking games then Best of purchases mate, really justified the shit out of your meme console
Levi Ortiz
SING IT WITH ME
Sebastian Anderson
According to the media, the criminals "broke in through the unlocked door".
Jeremiah Ward
It's like with Columbine, the police waited till way after the 2 fags killed themselves to go in. They sat right outside the library while kids were being murdered
Kayden Butler
This is the saddest shit
Nathaniel Butler
Don't forget France, where the police waited until the terrorists were finished with beheading hostages before going in.
Maybe the're just following the procedure. Wait until either all the attackers or all the hostages are dead. After that, it's no longer a hostage situation, so it's a-ok to in and shoot shit up
Jonathan Bailey
Fucking savage
Owen Miller
that was a legit question. i cant think of anything he's worked on that wasnt shit to begin with. but i dont know much since the main things i know him from are battleborn and singing on stage about bigots crying
what legitimate good IPs has he ruined?
Aiden Bailey
Persona 5 is literally the only reason to buy a PS4, but since anons are working on finishing a PS3 emulator, once that is complete we'll have P5 on PC. So…your console is even more worthless.
Jackson Anderson
from a functional perspective there's no reason to even get persona 5 on the ps4. The graphics are virtually identical with only a slight difference in shadow quality and lod distance, something you won't notice during normal play.
the only actual issue with the ps3 version is the framerate drop in shibuya, hardily a gamebreaking issue either.
Jaxson Miller
the ps4 is just convenient if you can get one for cheap. there are other games, especially if weeb games are your thing. i got one with my TV years ago. i bought it from the sony store and the TV came with a bluray player and a surroudn sound system. i opted out of the surround system for a ps4 since i already had a better system than what they offered. i dont even know how/why they made the exception for it, it was a launch PS4… literally the only game i had on it was resogun for the longest time. then bloodborne… but it actually has a decent library now.
Adrian Reed
After investigating the reddit account, it may actually be a legit account. An alternative explanation for how Randy found the subreddit is that he's exactly the sort of Narcissist who would google himself every hour. One reason why it couln't be Randy is that the account name references DFC while Randy is the sort of person who thinks that big chested women are lolicon fantasies and that feminism is awesome. Another is the constant Overwatch porn on both the reddit account and on other accounts with the same name. Third, the account was made 100 days before it started posting Battleborn porn and rhere's no way randy's planning is that good.
Cameron Smith
Still more likely than someone else caring enough about Battleborn porn.
Mason Nelson
Considering that they also posted Overwatch porn, it's just some degenerate who plays too many video games and also has shit taste. I'm refering to both Battleborn and flat chests with that comment.
I got Burch and Pitchford mixed up because they both work for Cuckbox making Cucklands and whatever.
Cameron Hernandez
fuck off Sony cuck
Bentley Miller
Game installs and patches on PS3 though are obnoxious.
Hudson Perry
Burch works for Riot now, actually. If being owned by Chinese jews and creating League of Legends wasn't enough for you to hate them, they have a pathetic excuse for a man "writing" for them.
Matthew Green
He embezzled the money from Sega to develop Aliens Colonial Marines to fund development of Memelands 2
Adam Ross
Jesus, Battleborn is a year old, and nobody acknowledged it.
Nathaniel Young
Oh god. That's … that's just sad. I almost feel pity for the miserable bastard.
Almost.
Adam Rogers
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Dominic Edwards
dont forget the black bull
James Bell
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Jaxson Jackson
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Camden Thompson
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Jace Roberts
He could have been hired by Randy to crate the reddit board and post it.
Owen Morgan
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Ayden Rogers
Why do people even get into these types of relationships ?
Brandon Moore
BATTLEBORN 2 CONFIRMED!
Leo Peterson
Just think of it, there is some narrative-swallowing sjw drone who unironically has high regard for all three.
Henry Walker
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Brayden Walker
The worst part about it isn't that he didn't own a gun. It was that he left the house knowing (in his own words) that Hayes and the russki were going to kill his family. Sage for off topic.
Leo Jackson
Usually because the wife threatens divorce unless he allows it
Carter Wright
Most movies are financed via tax rebate, funding coke parties with money that otherwise would be taxed (or worse money that would make go over a fiscal threshold, meaning you would be taxed a lot more than you are). It's culture, pouring money in supporting culture is typically encouraged via fiscal rebates. One can assume it's the same for vidya, especially indy vidya.
Daniel Jenkins
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Caleb Parker
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Nicholas Phillips
So where the porn? Are you guys that autistic to care about some looser instead of porn? What happened to this place?
Blake Thompson
Is there Randy porn?
Jacob Ortiz
But I dont own a Kikerosoft Xbone
Cameron Garcia
>Veteran players pubstomping when the playerbase is already incredibly low I used to be big on playing Gang Garrison 2, and they would always do this shit. It was infuriating to have one or two veteran players with their garbage prizes won from the shitty knock-off saxxy events constantly rolling braindead BR and the trickle of newbies we'd get every now and again, and have the nerve to complain on our forums when they felt the game lost its charm and challenge. Like, of course stomping idiots is gonna get old after a while. I had to convince these oxygen huffing motherfuckers to scramble teams to break that shit up
Christopher Watson
at least Burch isn't that one user's brother.
Brandon Peterson
All me :^)
Daniel Flores
Don't worry, the same thing happened to Blade Symphony, to the point where you're lucky to see more than the 6 people who have at least a thousand hours in the game that shit on everyone and the handful of people who bought the game because it was 99 cents instead of 20 dollars.
Logan Martinez
nice dubs
Jayden Martin
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Oliver Cook
hotwheels lemme post
Brody Richardson
Anyone mind giving me a full list on why we hate this guy?I've been lurking for a while but all I know is that he ruins ips and is responsible for 2nd biggest flop of 2016.
Ryder Gutierrez
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Lucas Hill
I haven't been around at all today so that 162 post ID was spooky for a bit.
Brandon Lee
Makes me think of how the guys who still play Tribes 2 do this, if they can tell you're new they will single you out and ruin your game, they also get really mad at the people who have not been playing the game for 20 years. A similar thing also happened when I played brawl online a few years back because I wanted to play, but had nobody to play with. I guess they could tell I was out of practice, and they just spent the remainder of the game ganging up and camping me, they would just not fight while I was dead.
Justin Butler
I also own that game and I was on the top 100, although you could trick your way into the top pretty easily by how broken the system was.
Many veterans are friends due to how many times they fought each other, then they play together "because they are friends". However, they forget that if the game is niche or it's bleeding players, you should NOT make other's people game an ultra stomp EVERY MATCH. Sure, they would get exciting match when all 5 of them are facing me and another veteran because we are good, but what about the other three? It's the same in every game, and this kind of veteran players put the final nail in the coffin for the game.
I tell you, if they didnt pull this shit, Battleborn would have around a minimum of 2~4k players average a day, instead we get less players than even niche games. But who cares, the devs and publisher deserve this failure, we just didn't deserve it.
Levi Murphy
Is Gearbox any closer to crashing and burning? I refuse to believe such a shitty developer can stay afloat while good ones have already long ago perished. It's not like Gearbox does something disgusting behind the scenes to get capital right?
Samuel Robinson
Just gonna list a couple games that currently have more players than stillborn
Now heres a list of games that dont have more players than stillborn