Thread classic

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

thread classic.

All urls found in this thread:
https://soundcloud.com/smolgucci/hey-bastion-take-on-me
Easton Myers
Easton Myers

gay

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

shit

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Gay shit, even

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

Even gay shit?

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

Did I stutter

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

I th-thought you did... M-my mistake >///<

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

Hey it's me mr meeseeks look at me!

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

He seems more experimental in style, but I'm taking it quite well

/STARE

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith

why can't this be us

I think I quite like you so far
What else do you enjoy friend?

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

pls halp...

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

Because you didn't do the the thing and for the other stuff.
can't

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

Shut the fuck up, Soto.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

y

Robert Green
Robert Green

I'm going to marry onii san when I'm older!

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

And whos that?

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

d-don't tell him but it's Archives ban san .///.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

How can you say that when you won't even write his name on your belly?

Stop abusing him

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

I've been the worst pet ever....I'm sorry master ;~;

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

Well its not like I haven't seen it before or anything.

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Me on the left and Neru on the right.

Jaxson Stewart
Jaxson Stewart

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOosuapodvapdivjaperijer

I giggle too much fml

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

cheers luv

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

Post laugh

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

hey don't tell everybody!!!

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

no, u

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

I don't know how to do that on here it's probably going to make me download another app

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

mhm

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

At least I didn't say anything about the nipple thing or when you wrote all that stuff on that paper for me.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

i'm so embarassed......

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

I have that skin.
What exactly was it you wrote again? I can't seem to remember...

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

I wrote I'm a dirty slut on it ./////////////.

Tyler Bell
Tyler Bell

That sounds about right.

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

found one of these
Is this even safe to drink anymore? It was under my N64 stuff.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Is there an expiration date on the bottom or something?

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

March 26 2016
Just missed it.

Jason James
Jason James

So whos the guy living in trash?

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

Found a bird watcher book
There has to be over a thousand birds in this!
I'm Scout! Lord of trash apparently, used to post a lot.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

i dont

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

Could still be good. Probably. I have no idea.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

Its pretty good.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

mordinsa

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

maybe

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

mfw pineapple and ham pizza with crushed red pepper

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

I think I'll keep it as a relic of 2015, future generations will thank me for this.

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

pineapple on pizza is an abomination
yourea monster

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Use a little hot sauce too.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Pineapples and peppers
mixed with meat
let alone all on a pizza

Jordan Carter
Jordan Carter

its me

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

Izzy, my love.

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

Pineapple
Ham
Absolutely disgusting

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Jolly cooperation

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

oishii

Its great
Don't be a bitch

What kind tho

Needs some black olives
real talk

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

This.

Samuel Cooper
Samuel Cooper

all these bitches with no taste.
smh fam

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

There is nothing jolly about that combination!
You might as well add anchovies, complete the unholy ritual.

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

oh gosh

David Young
David Young

It will not happen again.

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

we'll see.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

I am mad at you.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

what did I do this time?

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

I forgot.

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

same

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

well I know why you're mad at me.

just get over it then, darwin.

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

I will not.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Srsly

Wow it doesnt hurt to add veggies to a pizza fam

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

good. it's better when you are mad at me. makes things hotter.

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

Are the daddies fighting?

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

mind your business.

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

my daddy is the daddiest uwu
@ban

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

Harsh...

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

that's it. you're grounded.

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

weird

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

Sausage and pepperoni master race, vegetables are to be eaten on the side.

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

Gets me everytime

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

No idea. If you have more than one kind sitting around try a little bit of them all.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

Dunno if you're familiar with Distance.
Some of his stuff is closer to mid-range territory though.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

Oh no what a shame I can't leave my home huh? I guess I'll just have to stay at home all day and play video games. Dreadful.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

Unironically

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

yeah you can do all that but you better not enjoy it.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

What if I enjoy not enjoying myself?

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

Thanks my man will dig it

David Morales
David Morales

then I'll be very cross with you.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

Do americans really use that expression?

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

this one does.

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

no

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Are humans pokemon?!

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

SOTO

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

yes.

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

you're welcome

it's still early here, so i'm just sitting around naked and faffing around, need suggestions

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

I hope so.

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

Ah frick my american is broken, is the warranty still valid?
tubular.

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

discord.com
shoo shoo roach
youre not a girl

Noah Green
Noah Green

I'll allow it.

Carson Green
Carson Green

aw geez
it's like you're me

Zachary White
Zachary White

-barks at you-
BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

But that means the pokemon world is a world where criminals could abduct children in pokeballs and sell them in a black market.

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

I'd dance if we could get a group together

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

yup. isn't it wonderful?

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

I rather like you
You say all the right things at all the right times
So fitting you're across the ocean in britlland
Enjoy it there?

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

Bark for me you dirtty little doggy.

David Diaz
David Diaz

voice me

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

Will you repair the one I have or do I have to get a new one?

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

That's gonna be the big reveal, isn't it? That's why ash doesn't have a father. That's also why they have pokemon hospitals but not people hospitals. There an entire region where human children run wild and they can be caught and raised to be like normal people!

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

Giant tumbleweed of wires and controllers
don't even know what half of these go to
Send help

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

You fucking lost didn't you

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

the real question is if soto is desperate enough to flirt with this thing

Oliver Ward
Oliver Ward

Why else would I hope so?

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

AwoO0OOOoo0oooooOOO0OOOooo

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

probably just replace it with a new one. easier that way.
in gen 4 they already had the proof that pokemon are humans. it's in the library in that one town. you know the one.

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

You need to leave

...are humans pokemon, or are pokemon former humans?

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

Am I desperate enough to flirt with Desu

1. Yes
2. No

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

yes

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

But I like this one.
AHAHAHAH

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

the second one, I believe

Chase King
Chase King

Is that what a dog sounds like?

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

id kill myself if i was that bad

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Rubbish!

Nolan White
Nolan White

you literally flirt with daisy and baka and look like an ape go kill yourself

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

Found an old soap carving of a tuna
Can soap rot? I think its rotting.

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

ARF
BARK
RUFF
BOW WOW WOW

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d2)

Should I kill myself?

1. Yes
2. No

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

rip

Easton Green
Easton Green

abloo abloo abloo
h-he's interrupting my girl roleplay!

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

it's mold probably.

Noah Peterson
Noah Peterson

Don't....

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

I try to be likeable where I can.
Whether it's right or wrong, it's just how I roll, nothing to it
It's quiet around the sticks and I don't live too close to city areas, so can't really complain for now

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

Thats better I think.

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

muk and trubbish perhaps.

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

WOW okay.

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

Never knew soap molded, the more you know.

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

git gud Desu

quit feeding

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

You're too kind to me master Archives

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

nini bard

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Gonna pretend I never read that

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

trubbish
wtf

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

it was clever. ish.

William Collins
William Collins

I'm not sure, but I think it does.

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

hey blue moon when you microwave the pizza lunchables how long do you usually go for?

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

sSounds like here out in the great plains of america
nice and quiet

What brings you round here my man
I am not sure if we've met before

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

I'm winning

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

It was pretty ODDish to me!

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Lucky you

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

nini

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

that underchin says he'll never stop feeding

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

With 1200 watts they usually go for like 25, but I like them real cooked.

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

alright cool. thanks.

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

Did you want something before I go to bed?

Caleb Cox
Caleb Cox

Well mold does grow fast in this room, I have to bleach the ceiling every now.

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

microwaving them
ever

They were the shit when they were cold
whats wrong with you

Why the fuck you lyin'

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

Just remember, if you do it wrong you'll regret it for the rest of your life. So don't choke. You can choke when you eat them if you want, though.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

kaybe says it's quite good. and I like them just fine.

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

You have sufficiently broken my heart for tonight.

Sweet dreams.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

WAIT!

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

wouldn't that just be wonderful if I did? ah but my brother is home right now, he'd probably save me. damn it.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

I JUST WON !! ! !

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

man this raw chicken really fucking sucks
what kind of moron would try cooking something that taste this bad

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

I am surrounded by people who I don't know

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

life dude

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

Oh, THE shit, not shit. Never mind.

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

listening to a furry
ever

Henry Fisher
Henry Fisher

What heart?

???

If you're doing the "no wait" I think TP has that trademarked.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Which state round abouts?
quiet is always better. especially with no sisters anymore

I just haven't dropped by in a long while is all
you probably know me

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Oh shit that means I have to come up with something to say huh?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

I care nothing about a person's fetishes if the topic at hand is something not fetish related.

Daniel Walker
Daniel Walker

bebop kill yourself

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

Moshy. :3

You are very cruel.

If you're doing the "no wait" I think TP has that trademarked.

That is mine.

James Roberts
James Roberts

Well, I hate to bring this up now, but....

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

at least he finally told bc to fuck off and put IDs on

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

It's mine now.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

having a microwave

Sorry no beards today

Hudson Gray
Hudson Gray

oh shit, moshy is here?

I rarely would care if they were related either. but please go on.

Thomas White
Thomas White

I didn't know you even came around these parts.

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

british people are so poor they dont have microwaves
god its so terrible over there

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Die.

Caleb James
Caleb James

Show me your beard voyboy.

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

Maybe maybe so
I am not quite sure if I can remember
Either way great to make your acquantaince
I'm stuck out here in Iowa
Nothing but Corn and Cows but
I love it
it's my home
wouldn't trade it for the world

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

frick you soto >:)

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Amen.

All I'm saying is that nobody can tell if you've got the components of a pizza lunchable in your underwear. You can look them right in the eye and they have no idea.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

slutmagnets activate

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Sigh.

You should sue him or something.

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

he plays games alone all day
joins the thread to try and buy more attention

Adrian Young
Adrian Young

this is true of many things you can fit in your underwear.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

Are you talking to me?

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

moshy and I have been friends for a very long time. no need to be rude.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

good job fam

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

I was in love with him first, though.

I let him borrow it.

Yes, you. Die, beast.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

And thank God for that, man.

William Rivera
William Rivera

I'm not in love with him, dum dum.

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

DARWIN!!!!
YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE!!!!!!!

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

it's such a liberating thing.

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

tyty im gonn aplay naga next i think

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

play naga alone*

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

There is no need for that.

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Like right after you throw up a bunch. The world is your oyster.

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

normally i would be aggressive but
I feel likei should apologize for that

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Sorry. I hope you sleep well.
Did I exceed my usefulness?

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

normally i would be aggressive

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

yes but it makes me feel better.
limitless possibilities in a world that just wants to tell you no, and that just makes it all the better.

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

You are not wrong.

What usefulness?

Dylan Edwards
Dylan Edwards

Your ID color is pretty close to the color of my walls.

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

I do, just not often.
Last night was pretty fun though

We used to years ago, but it led to fires and stuff, so we kinda stopped altogether.
Also no one ever cleaned the microwave often enough

you already have a pic though

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

what did he mean by this?

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

take another shot

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

PICK UIP SKYTPE !!!

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

Entertainment. Attention. Company.

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

you have my deepest sympathies.
that was you huh? sneaky sneaky.

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Maybe I did at one point but i'm pretty sure I lost it.
What do you think I meant?

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

1244954
youre telling me you got multiple fires from one microwave ?

*takes off name to hide girl roleplay*

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

I got nothing. As you were.

Those count?

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

I like orange. There's a lettuce green accent wall too.

Easton Price
Easton Price

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

something bad :(

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

To you.

Gavin King
Gavin King

it sounds pretty bad to me, not going to lie.

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

I don' think it is though.

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*

*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
HIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAA
*body becomes covered in flames*
IIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
taste this!
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

You just don't understand the citrus magnificence that is my sense of interior design.

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

tell me it's making me nervous :(

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

You are still invaluable to me. A personage of impeccable provenance. The rest of these shits are worthless junk.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

I understand it. I just think it's terribly terribly wrong.

Liam Reed
Liam Reed

i'm not tellin'

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

[picture of Tomoko vomiting]

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Just saw it and thought it was funny

Nice filename

Something about the fact that the dude writing that also roleplays for the other person makes me cringe

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

it was him who wrote it i think

Kayden James
Kayden James

sounds chilled
and good, home is better than trying to take over the world like the rich kids want now

Mhm. Well I'm recovering from that passout now, so it's all good
still tipsy?

shame on you, gonna have to wait a long time for the next one

only one case, but it was one of my siblings that caused it

You should go back to that retirement armchair of yours before people notice.

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

It does possess a certain charm.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

I broke it in a paroxysm of rage and heartbreak. Will you buy me a new one?

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

right
not interested
im boo anyway
nice meeting you

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

no, I've been regrettably sober for hours now. work in the morning, you know.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

Less than three <3
I really like them
You don't have any saved?

Anthony James
Anthony James

Apparently I don't have a picture of my room that doesn't also have me in it. And I am not getting out of this chair.

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

not Yan but actually Boo

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

that's okay, I don't feel like being ill tonight anyway.

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

You said the right thing now I feel better
are you a magician of some sort

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

First time Grim posted at me, he did a *shuffles behind you*, it was kinda funny now that I think of it

Just like me huh?

Post more!

Jack Davis
Jack Davis

Don't worry, I won't stop looking.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

wow i guess i totally #fooled you

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

oh joy of joys

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

In the meantime you will look at my boring neighborhood and you will love it.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

you fucking nigger

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

I started trying to remember a good quote but then I ended up at the one with the filet steak and cheap cuts and now I have to clear my mind of unpleasant thoughts.

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

likewise

Sorry, but purposeful damage doesn't come in the warranty. I can offer you a shiny diamond-tier credit card if that'll work as an alternative ;^)

Ah of course. Well there's always next weekend~

I have one without a beard if it's enough for you

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

the pictures are quite nice, yes.

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

which feels about a million years away. but I'm sure I'll find some excuse to do some drinking in between now and then.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

Yeah when I'm near by my name magically shows up on your belly.
i wish the children would leave
*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind the both of you*
*knocks the both of you into the air*
*spanks the both of you with the dull edge of the blade a million times mid-air*
*teleports a short distance away*
hmph, that should teach the both of you some manners

I don't know what that looks like.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

it makes my tummy so tingly > / / / <

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

I'll try to omit the boring pictures of your neighborhood, don't want to spook you too much.

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

You will think of me as such with time.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

that's awfully sweet of you.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

Hmph

*turns around and uses my samurai sword skills to cut you in half*
heh...

Teleporting seems to be something everybody can do

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

I made the ink myself.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

no u

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

Alright, buddy, you asked for it.
*takes out a pair of Nunchaku*
You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns!
*spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you*
Taste this!
*quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision*
And how about this!
*wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs*
Time for the finishing blow!
*starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks*
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
*bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you*
Got anything else to say?!
...
I didn't think so...

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

It's probably all of the sugar I incessantly cram into my body.

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

then how is your day going?

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

can you believe this actually is saved in my camera roll
i thought i lost it forever

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

can't say I blame you. sugar is pretty nice.

Jacob Nguyen
Jacob Nguyen

the years should pass easy with enough persistence~
sounds a reasonable plan

Well here then

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

i dunno
fine i guess
just played videogames

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

No way, I will always cherish your dad dick.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Pretty neat my dude.

How old are you ?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

26, though i probably feel a few years less

Brody Green
Brody Green

I can't believe it.

It sure is. it's no salt, however.

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

never seen a picture of you before. very nice.

I don't bother with plans. I just try and get through things one day at a time.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Fine!

The flag is pretty cute.

You up to anything tonight dude?

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

no, it isn't. salty stuff is absolutely unbeatable.

cute bunny.

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

IS IT?

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

Darwins grey hair

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Is feeling older a good or bad thing?
saved

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

uhhhhhh..
not really
just surfing on cs:go since its pretty relaxing
also talking to my danish waifu but thats pretty much it

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Yes. It won't even run away from you unless you get within about ten feet.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

thanks. i look a bit weird though

It's not a bad thing that's for sure. I don't get the whole old-age phobia of others and feel like I'm still flourishing, although things do change a bit over the years.

William Bailey
William Bailey

No

It's about the last non lewd good crop I can get of her.

I never got good at surf, is it still popular?

Cut the waifu shit, I dunno where you got that from.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

skittish little things, they are. I've seen some around here before, they always dart off into bushes and whatnot if you even notice them.
I don't think so. more handsome than I was expecting. had you more pegged for cute.

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

ALL RIGHT

You are far more charming than that silly passage.

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

Well at least your happy with it.

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

Try this girl.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

*you're

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

your*

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

Click the image

yeah surf is popular because GO made it really smooth

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

double grounded.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Did you need some attention?

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

ITS' YOUR'RE

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Is it like a double negative where double grounded actually ungrounds me?

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

no. it means you're even more grounded than you already were.

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

We don't spray our lawn so we get a lot of them coming to eat the clover.

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

seems like there could be much worse problems to have.

David Taylor
David Taylor

JEEZ! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

good point. still grounded.

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

i wouldn't say cute <_<

y-you didn't have to compliment me so hard <__<

Mhm,

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

this is how you get tinnitus

https://soundcloud.com/smolgucci/hey-bastion-take-on-me

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

y-yeah

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

yeah
gimme dat

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

pretty cute. more handsome. that's what I said.

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

Yeah. Like this dead skunk I saw. That guy's got real problems.

Nathan Wilson
Nathan Wilson

What next?

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

on the contrary. he no longer has any problems at all.

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

let's be honest
is that really a prblem?
Tbh I'm jealous

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

i've never done this before

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

how was your day bard

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

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Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

Well geez, I didn't know you guys wanted to be dead skunks that badly. I didn't mean any offense.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

Learn.

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