Tfw you think switch doggo is cute not porn and Holla Forums cannot reconcile between one or the other

It's actually kill yourself, shill

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This.

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Hey, stop that.

Please stop that.

I do not like this not one bit, no siree, not at all.

shameful. worse than the guy who posts vita tans feet.

its people like you that made Holla Forums think werewolves are furry and vampires are monstergirls and ruined horror games before zombies hit mainstream.

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I just don't understand

i want to run it over with a truck

I hope your mom dies

vampires are monstergirls

Go back to 4/trash/ where you belong.

And apparently this thread is acceptable according to mark and his trannies.

I wanna fuck Lincoln

I bet you think wyverns are dragons you pervert.

get fucking gassed

With 🙋🙋🙋

This is officially the worst thread we've had all day.

But the doggy is the controller, and the ara/loli is the touchscreen/controllerdockthingy.
Its a happy family starving for user's dick

no dragons, wyverns and wyrms are seperate species
but vamps are monstergirls, so are mummies, ghosts and werewolves

u r a wrongun

lol white tears

You haven't been to the other Nintendo shilling threads.

But they are dragons

Back in the day I remember they were just unholy creatures, undead or monsters. Why is everything getting corrupted?

You're going to trigger someone's autism boner and they're going to try to violate this thread.

are you one of those "oldfags" thinking 2012 was old

dont make yourself realise that was half a decade ago already. it only gets worse from there.

Because "LE NERD CULTURE XDXDXD"
A few leople are are guilty of it, but they'll never admit it.
Remember in early halfchan, you talked to people who would constantly use smiley's and emojis? Now a different set of people are beyond hostile if you use them unironically because people they dislike use them too. See, rage memes and western cartoons.

It's a funny world we live in.

Wow user

Ah good that makes them furry then

Reminder: socjus are trying to "reclaim lovecraft for genderqueers" saying "the racism is out and love wins is in, lovecraft is ours now and all that xenophobic claptrap is gone and cosmic queers are in!"

have a nice day.

this… this upsets me more then I could have anticipated.
Fuck sake why are people so shit.

One of them have a wierd fiction award changed from a model of lovecrafts head because "how can i write my queercraft stories with the head of this bigot in my house, how can i live with that level of rape 24/7?"

Fuck you for reminding me.
I hate being a cynical fence sitting, fuck.

I wanna dick the Spic.

I'm getting sick of the awkward white kid stereotype.

if its cute, then its fuckable
its not lel funni rule 34, its weather or not it looks desirable

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Didn't the people that held the rights become SJW?

I see the Splatoon thread has arrived.

How are they "reclaim Lovecraft" without throwing out everything he ever wrote?

what better candidate to repress reality than these faggots.
let them be expose to the truth

because for some reason hipsters and the post '07 "i'm such a geek xD" culture started pushing what grouchy old dudes like alan moore call "popcorn cthulu" where cthulu itself is a chibi toy printed on faux faded shirts because "lol nerdy right? so lame! im mean cool? or lame? whats our thing now?" and then they look into the text and go "OMG I AM LITERALLY BEING RAPED BY THESE WORDS. THIS IS NOT. OKAY. AND. HAS. TO. STOP." and the rest is a tesla quote in action.

Somewhat ironic really. In a way its Lovecrafts very worst fears consuming his own fevered descriptions of it.

is that the

That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return.

The stars are just about right it seems.

we share that sentiment.

cute things are for sexual, and if they're are smol, then they are to be used as living onaholes

Rick and Morty, yes.

that's hot. and i like how the girl took the lead. Weaver can still make me hard with just doodles.

its cute
and I wanna fuck it

I know just the place for you then

there's absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to use switchdog as a living onahole

Well they are not THAT wrong he married a jew at the end and lived a happy kosher life.

Holla Forums is leaking into this thread.

The Nintendo Bitch is the only good thing that came out of the Switch.

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Literally all the same poster, are you even trying to be subtle?

Holy shit someone managed a new cringe tier beyond tripfagging.

What a time to be alive.

This threads never cease to amaze me every time.

It's all the culmination of months to years of "quality threads ONLY" autism.

I'm metaphorically the same poster

why is he called lovecraft if he only crafts interdimensional horrors?

Exactly. Cute lewds are the best.

Holla Forums gets triggered at anything.
the autism of Holla Forums is simply incredible to poke at.
apparently people get triggered if you post this picture from LWA

Rule 34, faggot.

This
The only reason faggots are pushing for dog fucking is because of some /fur/fag who happened to be the first at drawing lewds of someone's drawing of switch dog despite how clever it could be and also ironic shitposting.

Quality post mate.

Nintendrones hate dogs apparently. :^)

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you've been shitposting in every single thread with the same exact anime girl reaction image for days now.

ALAKAZOOM!

Holla Forums already settled for switchdog it's just that autists won't stop screeching.

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its not a real dog

its a console dog.

she passes the gronk test and is about the size of midna, without the helmet. maybe just a few inches smaller. she's perfect to be a living onahole.

I don't normally say this but kill yourself.

come on user, don't tell me you don't want to warm your manhood inside this cutie

I suppose so, but the thought of dog fucking turns me off. IRL dog fuckers should be castrated and bled out.

Her size is one of the best parts. I love minigirls, and she's pretty close to one.

3D is always pig disgusting.

2D isn't 3D, why must people associate the two?
Is that so fucking hard conceptualize?
Its a fucking drawing!!!

No. Kill yourself.

It's a drawing of a dog you fucking degenerate.

if only i could buy one of her for 399$ instead of the shitty console with no games…

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canacucks are super cucked though, if you're not in a chain, paying alimony, while prepping bulls for your wife you are essentially a mini hitler who hates women.

Been that way for years, saddly.

Its a drawing of something we associate with a dog.
It looks nothing like a fucking dog
Kill yourself

No, doggo is for lewd

Please send rakes

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is it too much to ask that you save it in a non retarded form

WHERE

ARE

THE

MODS

???

Mark loves Switch Dog, so he won't do much.

Looked fine on my phone \_(ツ)_/

furiously masturbating to the switchdog's ample backlog, which is bloated entirely by shovelware

I only want if its a boy

just play pretend. after all, you bought it, she's gonna be whatever you want it to be.

right on the money.

8/v/ has always been fast and loose on the rules, and Mark doesn't like to crack down too hard on shit, because doing nothing is easy and if people actually leave than the board popularity would go down.

But here, have some V I D E O G A M E S, but only one because i don't have the time to just start chain-dumping B&G strips.

What are those words for? I mean I understand that they are distorted dog and puppy words, but why? What for?

Did I say boy? I meant joystick compatible

they're words like smol and cunny i guess. they're supposed to be distorted "cute" words?

they're tumblr words used by autistic (((man)))-children

Theyre actually somewhat amusing normalfag names they use on imgur and reddit. Even wikipedia has a redirect page to the proper animals

normalfags don't know how to create original memes. They have to cannibalise old ones. Those 'doggo' pictures are just the new lolcat pictures.

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So anyone using them is from imgur and reddit? Good to know, thanks.

Dog are the result of inbreeding wolves to the point that they're retarded enough to happily eat their own shit.

That said, fucking up the actual words for them is pretty appropriate.

Th-thanks for bullying the gentiles, rabbi

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Dont crop it you jerk

Your mods will never purge degenerates, you will know only faggotry and bestiality.