This pie is yummy

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

this pie is yummy

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Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

me irl

Joseph James
Joseph James

there are other things I would do in that situation.
so much fun. those lines are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

bump

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

you are a snake
LMAOOOOOOOO

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

Have some ice cream with that

Brody Fisher
Brody Fisher

I hate supporting against a late game team 60 minutes in the game

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

lol. well that's why we're going on a monday morning. And there's like a pre-wait booth to help you get all the right paperwork before you wait in line (which is more like a deli counter number system here)

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

Get good.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

betch i told u a thing 2 do
get dat ass movin'

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

We won but it's annoying just being alive for utility after a certain point

Jacob Collins
Jacob Collins

link me it

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

Me standing up. You on the ground

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

i would if i had some!

spidey!

uh... i've long forgot where that animal quizz is from...

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

what to fap to lads

Grayson Williams
Grayson Williams

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Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

NANI !?

James Murphy
James Murphy

Grim is really stepping it up

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

Take this pokemon one instead

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Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

damn i was gonna do a grim one too

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

Taimanin asagi

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

kek

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

link me up

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

ah heck

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Porcupine. I'll take it.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

I lost my poetry book...
Oh the agony.

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

anything to make it slightly less miserable
I misplaced my palm frond though

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

get out of here maria

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

I'm at work
Just look it up on Google

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

Deer tastes pretty good imo

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

You ae the gentle ice type!

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

"Psychic type!"
"You are the mild psychic type!"

:)

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

I never had it

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

Guess I'll find another use for you.

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

:3

nice

you are hunted!

wat's it say about your pork?

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

wow what a slut

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

http://www.doquizzes.com/Q4N9NOG

Angel Green
Angel Green

I'm all ears.

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

rude I am not a slut
That's not a good thing !

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

You are a pretty amazing female!

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

LOL
that was cringey

"Female
You are a pretty amazing female!"

Owen Peterson
Owen Peterson

Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.

And then my other animal is Bat:

This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.

Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.

A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.

Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

why not? :)

woah

neat

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

OH MY LANTA

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

http://www.doquizzes.com/results430511-B67320Ed-7BF5IL

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

The way your hips move make me wonder

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

these quizzes blow

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

you blow

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

not yet

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

I could hold your hand.

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

n..nani

Jayden James
Jayden James

yay you're calm

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Link me one.
See above

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

one what

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

I don't know

John Rogers
John Rogers

too much too fast holy shit

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Where do I deposit all my cummies?

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

Our fingertips could brush against each other.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Idk want this rem folder I gave subtle. Wanna skype !?

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

specifically on the eyelashes

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

http://www.celebritytypes.com/freudian-personality/test.php

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

Wanna skype
Whoa lewd
Im not mentally prepared to cyber rn
Im still really drunk

eyebrows or eyelashes?

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

I love loveposting

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

This will take a second.

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

Don't be scared just let it happen

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

yan seriously this is way too perverted even for me

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

love is a myth.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

And the warm sweat from our hands could mix together...

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

one of my friends thought I was ftm
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

Why not both~?

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

yes

David Ross
David Ross

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

Henry White
Henry White

Quality posts.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

revy post pics

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Vain, aggressive, and self-centered, you are preoccupied with matters of power and dominance. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the five-year-old who discovered that his genitals were able to provide him with a sense of pleasure, and who was immensely proud to have made this discovery. Flaunting his genitals to the world and believing himself to be special because of them, the five-year-old you did not learn to associate achievement with effort, thinking instead that achievement was something that followed passively from one's intrinsic magnificence. As a result, the adult you has an easy time convincing himself that he is superior to others and often feels entitled to special treatment, even though you may have developed little in the way of actual skills to act as a foundation for your affected superiority.

Additionally, the five-year-old you mistook the pleasurable sensations that his genitals were able to provide for the very reason for having genitals, knowing nothing about their wider reproductive purposes. In the same way, the adult you is often confused with regards to his own thoughts and motivations, steering mindlessly towards praise and gratification, while ignoring the wider questions of fairness and reciprocity. Since in your mind, success depends on intrinsic magnificence, and not on conscious effort, you are wont to believe that any criticism of you, or denial of gratification that you feel entitled to, is really is a denial of your intrinsic worth and a mean-spirited attempt to take it away - a castration attempt, as it were. Hence, the adult you tends to lose all sense of proportion when criticized, overreacting and responding in full force to even the mildest of criticisms.

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

...wow

soo aggressive.

omg
soo savage

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

off by one...

thts my bossmode showing

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

fuck emilia

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

what's next?

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

you're making it hard to concentrate on overwatch with all this perv talk.

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

Emilia is a bitch! Emilia is a whore!

Emilia will continue to be a bore!

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

...i take you. here and now

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

Apparently I'm a teenage girl afraid of getting knocked up
Thanks, Freud
I always post a picture with my posts

Evan Thompson
Evan Thompson

Maybe a shift in focus is in order

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

Rem is a shit ! Rem is a cuck !

Rem will get off to watching them fuck !

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

i knew this about u tho...

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

Retentive hysteric

Polite, gentle, and unusually placid, you have comparatively little interest in interpersonal relationships with others and can be alone for long periods of time without feeling lonely. Having from an early age found that your own perceptions were at odds with those of others, you have retreated into an internal world of imagination and private perceptions. When others come into contact with you, they tend to perceive you as having an asexual presentation, often with stiff and affectively constricted, child-like manners (which may themselves come across as attractive, encouraging fantasies of domination in others). Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is so afraid of impregnation that it shuts off every mating signal that the individual is able to produce, including charm and emotional presence. In the same way, the actual you may have marked difficulties with gender roles, giving others the psychological (though not necessarily physical) impression of an oddly a-gendered individual or prepubescent child. Like the teenage girl whose uterus contracted to shut off its activities entirely, others tend to experience you as having little positive or negative emotionality, but only a certain 'flatness,' attesting again to the fact that you come across as having 'retired' a bit into yourself. Apparently detached and somewhat indifferent to socializing and interpersonal affairs, little do others know, however, that because you do not hinge your thoughts and feelings on accepted social mores, you are actually capable of great creativity and originality when left to your own devices.

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

Revy, we're twins~

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

Pink Hair > Blue Hair

Brayden Richardson
Brayden Richardson

Ram! Ram! She's our girl

Something something strawberry swirl

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

ram a shit

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Apparently this place has a Miku board
But Freud says it so well
Eh......

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

not me.

....i guess i'll try that frued Quizz too
:P

William Wilson
William Wilson

Freud says it so

Christopher Fisher
Christopher Fisher

phallic-aggressive

the fuck?

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

it wouldve been in german had freud actually said it

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

luka in a jacket >///<

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

You linked it but didn't do it yourself?

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

mhm

brb lewd quizz

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

you never want to play with me...

Justin Long
Justin Long

do you have Overwatch yet?

John White
John White

How is it lewd?

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

I don't mean literally Freud
Miku's face is great

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

not that kind of play

no...

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

I know...

I just got the same result is all I'm saying. Jeesh.

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

and get caught in your degenerate hand holding? not a chance. I must stay pure.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

neenee

David Barnes
David Barnes

Don't wake up.

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

I see

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

That's not what you were saying in steam last night

Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

I promised you something earlier, didn't I?

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

you did? what was that?

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

goodnight grim. I know you're still lurking.

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Well, anyway...

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

grim give me that 7 year old girl we were talking about's cell #

the one you took in the bathroom

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

Prolly cummies or a cookie or something.

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

Fuck you rin

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

feud may have been the father of modern psychology but hes not the final word innit

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Over the past few years, certain people have come into the thread who have had an impact
the days I come from, we were all so wrapped up in our personas and these people came along and they were themselves
Over the years I've been acting less and less like How I was when I came here to be the Bard of /b/ and its ust like irl
This is a place to get away
So Ive decided I am going to be trying a small period of bardposting

How are you guys all doing today?

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

it frued

*hugs*

:(

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

og poastan...

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

This says you take it in the mouth.

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

user Sama!
How are you doing today old timer ?

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

Hihi Bardo~

I like using this place as like a shitblog posting place cause it's like practice for when irl haters will inevitably get on me and it's like daily little time capsules of when shit was bad or really good. I have you guys to help keep me on track in a way^~^

Julian Price
Julian Price

Baron von Yui

om good bro.. nice to see this

Henry White
Henry White

Does anyone wanna play dota
0 replies

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

those sound great

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

no :(

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Better go play ape hoop alone then.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

I am thinkiing about it

Thomas Wright
Thomas Wright

No.
This counts as a reply :)

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

The numbers don't lie.

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

Boo?

Can I help you?

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Haiiii welma How are you doing today? Up to much? I got stuck at lame old work buuuuut it went by pretty fast :3

I think that's a great way to use It, I like hearing

about what is going on in my friends lives :p

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

removed

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

Stop thinking and leave already.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

it not literal

Elijah Ward
Elijah Ward

ok daddy

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

Hi best keion poster

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Woah there fellow calm down! I'll let you know that bullying is a very serious offense. You could hurt somebodies feelings if you keep that up!

Siiince this is a first offense, I will let you off with a warning
Now get out of here criminal scum

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

yes i would like one welms heart pls

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

Numbers can't be ironic.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

I worked my "sandwich day" today, but I got out early. Was thinking of doing some drawing tonight, but I should get to bed at a somewhat decent hour cause I'm hitting up the DMV tomorrow morning. And I'm going golfing again tomorrow, so that will be fun^^

<3 I like this Bardo. I'm glad you're feeling better~

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Thanks Sama it's still really great to see you here after so long

You've always been a friend to me even if I have trouble showing it

Did you do much today then? :3

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

Now make it a real picture

Aiden Butler
Aiden Butler

I've posted a real picture like that at you before~

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

Helloooo Kitty what are you up to today? Doing much for fun tonight?

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

You have not, welms

Camden Young
Camden Young

bromance forever...

not much really. got some exercise then did a short shift at work before my shift change starts tomorrow. pretty uneventful. my legs are a little sore. might have overdid it some

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

numbers can be anything they want
they dont have to conform to your irony social society whims metaphoricals

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

Have too!

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

I flushed both of them down the toilet.

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

:O

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

numbers can be intangible and irrational...

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

They aren't gonna conform to your ideas just because you don't like what they have to say.

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

and imaginary~

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

R-R-R-REKT

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Early to bed early to Rise to a whopping plate of pancakes I always say

Have much fun golfing? I never had too much patience for it :p
I mean jeez

I couldn't imagine golfing AND the DMV that's like a seinfeld joke gone funny

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

I'm just kidding master goshujinsama <3

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

I don't want to do work or things that involve effort.

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

hmm, well I've never really been a fan of pancakes, but waffles on the other hand... yum

Yeah, I went yesterday and had a blasty blast with one of my buddies. I was gonna do 18 holes this morning before work too, but I accidentally slept through it haha.

Ouch. Yeah, I tend to enjoy old-man hobbies I suppose.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

you have not
it was me who did it
not you velms

so you technically owe me

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

No I'm working
I wish there was more to do in the night
Nothing is ever open when I get out and I always end up sleeping through everything

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

This is slightly better

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

Well I mean, I've posted it before, but here it is again.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

what if like... he isnt feeling better. just putting on brave face for us?

Kayden King
Kayden King

wow that's really rude of you.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Totally a reasonable hypothesis, but I think I'd rather go with it than try to call him out on it.

Either way this is best Bard.

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Being polite is for fag-enablers

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

an acceptable notion given what we currently know

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

and I know you're not one of those at all.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Better to lift with the legs than the back :p

Those hard days of work will make you a better man
And I guess your wallet won't mind it much either ehhhh?

O:

Lazy boy, lazy boy
Get up off your butt and go do something

Hey however you have fun as long as you have fun that's what's important

And with friends I bet it's only better :p
If I hdidnt have friends I would go crazy

Sleeping is the most bestest thing to do
even without dreaming it's so peaceful and relaxing. Kind of hard to get there sometimes sadly :X

It's not very responsible to post and work at the same time they are paying you to work you know :(

But some jobs it is understandable :pWhat do you kitty?

I know that feel, its awful, and if you're walking around late at night people are all so suspicious of you

Anything for master archives :3

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

I actually don't care, I just like saying that word.
It's kind of replaced "cunt" for me lately.

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

I bet I could prove that statement wrong.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

I'm a fan, personally.

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

nah... i over did it. pushed a little too hard. its like... I can do it but anything past a certain point i will pay for.

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

With Determination and Cooperation
I can overcome any challenge I set my mind to!

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

oh wait i remember this
kill me i forgot how cute you were

Ayden Bailey
Ayden Bailey

I don't really have a lot of time to post
I just do when I can

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

u wud look dumb if u painted ur fingernails

there, now someone was mean to you
problem solved

Grayson James
Grayson James

no

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

just at working?
That's not good my friend you need to take more care of yourself and your body

You only get one you know. I got into some pain at work myself always with the burns :p

certainly not too much strain though

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

Write my name on your belly then.

Liam Long
Liam Long

U2

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

are you going to make me come over there because I will walk over there right now and get you up

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

hmmph

I feel like this coming from you is less mean and more reverse psychology~

So which color should I paint them for my day off tomorrow?

I'm gonna be so self conscious about them at the dmv, but whatever ^~^

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

hmmmmmmm

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

"I can overcome any challenge I set my mind to!"

"Anything for master archives :3"

- U

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ&list=PLEsW0I4D4LQYuSRxRzcqEK94rbE9-OFHq

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

naw... the preshift excercise.
im old man. everything hurts...tried to push through it.

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

N-nobody look
this is for b-ban archives only > W<

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

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Ian Young
Ian Young

What's your excersize like buddy?

You should come relax for a nice hot drink some time so you aren't all so worked up :p

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

same?

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

Are you going to fuck up your life like that?
I would value my last moments of being able to walk nigger
try and move me, i vill break u leetil man
Noooo... I don't think you should actually paint them unless you really want to be flaunty or something.
Probably a dumb idea unless you have polish remover laying around.
no h8

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

Why the hmph though, welms?

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

seen it

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

I love when you talk dirty to me like that

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

different

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

Conformist.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

its usually a few laps and stretches in the pool. on a treadmill 4 miles, if not a bike. today the leg press machine was free so i did some presses to work out the kinks...my left knee has been giving me issues

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

No fag-enabler! I wasn't internet yesterday! I know your tricks!
You're not getting another footjob from me!!!!

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

Yeah, that's true I guess.

Also
having nail polish but no remover

Because

I know what I've posted, Booboo.

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

non-conform mist

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

being Yan
cute girl at the Thai place notices black nail polish chipping off nails
tell her I lost a bet and don't have polish remover
next time I order Thai she has polish remover
takes me to a table and sits down, holds my hand and starts rubbing off the black nail polish
we smile and talk until she's done
can't stop thinking about how cute she is
always want to see her when I order Thai

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Why are you even trying

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

Ah, the ol' "losing a bet" lie. tsk tsk

People asked that at work when I first changed my profile pic on FB and I just noped it and carried on lol

Thai girls are nice. I wish we had more places around here to hang out ;3

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

*giggles* shh don't show anybody

That sounds like a great workout I love swimming so much

Bikes are super fun too and treadmilles are kinda dangeorous but however you get by :P

Legg press though
guess you can't skip leg day
Those are super duper dangerous

wait......

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

man who would say such an asshole thing like that holy shit

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

fucken left knee is kicking my ass for sure lol

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

obviously you need to kick your knees ass :3c

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

this picture is sexist trash.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

Treadmills aren't really that dangerous.

Luis Young
Luis Young

Somehow it will get more nonsensical if you continue.

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

fuck you my mother was raped by a treadmill

Wyatt Perez
Wyatt Perez

-wraps my arms around you and squeezes- Shhhh don't say that

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Well, sure, but what was she wearing?

Andrew Price
Andrew Price

took vocodin for it for like years... had to knock that shit off tho after kidney issues. now im just grumpy all the time

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

If there is a surface behind you you can get caught up in the treadmills tread and hit the object behind you and keep rollling
if theres an open back behind you it should be okay but it's still never very fun to get caugh tup in that tread :p

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

some tight yoga pants and a sports bra, so I guess you have a point. she was super asking for it.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

This one is fantastic

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

just between you and me I'd kill for some vicodin about now

I'm sorry t hear that my friend what happened?

James Russell
James Russell

Try not getting caught up in the tread then.

Spending time around a treadmill is implicit consent.

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

She's white and has blonde hair.

John Morgan
John Morgan

wat how??

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

I really don't care.
I just wanted the real thing and not a meme.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

this seems like a great injustice but for the life of me I can't poke a single hole in your flawless logic so I'll have to concede this point to you.

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

Why aren't you even trying

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

can't say I'm All tooo goood at that
I've fell off quite e a few tread mills

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

I'm fucking charbroiled

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

Remember i'm the sloth?

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

because no means no, elma. gosh damn it I shouldn't have to teach you this, this should be taught to all potential rapists men at an early age.

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

That's not Thai at all!

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

holy shit my cat escaped
i found him though
so fucking lucky that i did
i would have been DEAD

Hey my memory is pretty solid too welms
i just have slip ups
we cant all be perfecct

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

Nope
She just works the register.

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

car accident 2001... crowned and spidered the windshield knee hit the dash doing 60. have a v shaped scar on my dome from it... and 2 scars on my knee cap lots of trauma from it. had an aneurysm, severe vertigo. lucky to survive it really. long term cluster headaches from scar tissue and knee pain i live with

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

Are you admitting you are a rapist?

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Oh, great, now that you said that I have to give them ALL participation medals. I hope you're happy.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

i bet kaybe has self esteem issues

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

I almost forgot how old this folder is

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

#YESallmen

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

You can still try to be~

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

i don't know what i am

because you only linked the end result, not the quiz :P

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

:(

[fear intensifies]

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

And I lost the quiz.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

it feels so strange when i peek into a folder i havent been in in awhile...

Xavier James
Xavier James

how do i begin the road of becoming perfect for welms

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

we don't mean to be, elma. but feminists have shown us the truth. literally every man is just one "no" away from being a rapist.
so you'd better just say yes to everything.

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

Did your life of shitposting flash before your eyes?

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

this shit is so old lol

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Hmm...

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

Fuck Man I'm really really sorry
are you driving nowadays?
What is that shit feel like? Does much help with it?

It's great that you're able to exersize and shit I bet that helps alot with it
I'm fucking sorry man
that sounds terrifying

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

What about a "maybe"?

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

this gets me nowhere
also excuse my friend berncake he's a little awkward

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

maybe just means yes with girls. so that's fine.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

fix it
pls

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

excuse berncake he's a little awkward

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

it preceded my shitposting days by 4 years...

it was fun licking things, i should to that moar often

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

Picture related me and (you)

yes, (you) :3c

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

I can't find it.

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

who said i want ur fucking hug

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

gay

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

i drive bro... i have a pen of benadril on hand for such times. i try not to let them get out of hand

swimming is what ive found to be best really.. anything else really stresses me

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

I thought you had participated in IRC proto shitposting?

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

cute

you can

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

Who??

And I have no idea, man. No idea.

Ooooh.

I'll keep that in mind x_x

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

irc rizon... 2005

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Hey come on now not unless we kisss :3

Is is tough to do? I have quite a hard time with driving anxiety myself and ive never gone through that crazy shit

I'm sorry man I'm glad that you can still get by
shit i'm glad you're still here

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

nope, you are

David Stewart
David Stewart

your mind will be occupied with other things.

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Well I'll be. Mistaken, that is.

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

L-like what~?

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

cupcake, of course

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

I'm sure I'll thing of a few things.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

I don't wanna though

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

Do tell.

Charles Long
Charles Long

i love happy bard

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

somehow I doubt you'd want me to say here.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

Cleaning out room for the first time in a year
find 200 dollars and my old pikmin 2
just bought another pikmin 2
Why didn't I do this earlier, I wonder what other secrets lie in this wasteland!

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

this one is also good if it makes you feel better

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

no its not man... it doesnt cuse me anxiety. that was 15 years ago. im more cautios now

the proto script is still out there tho

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Do it.

Let's see if you can scare me to bed or not~

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

How dirty is your room?

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

*hugs*

why

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

well, since you insist...I just might tuck you in and get you a glass of water to drink while I ready you a story

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

*read

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

Is it gonna be a scary storyyy~??

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

I'm glad friend

-squeezess- thanks :3

Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

nah, something nice and soothing. it's bedtime after all.

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

tfw Cupcake fuks ur girl

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Nothing could make me feel better. I already feel as good as possible at all times.

Is that the reason you started doing IRC stuff? Because the accident knocked you on your ass for a long time?

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

it sidelined me for about 2 months in 2001... shitposting began in 2005.

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

So you got Cupcucked

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

Exactly

David Flores
David Flores

giggled

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

heh its all good, if i get moar vicodin ill hook it up unoe

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

On the outside not very, on the inside of all my cabinets and stuff its a mess, mangled bunches of wires, tons of videogames without their cases, their cases in another pile, some games in the wrong cases, clothes from 10 years ago, that kind of stuff. I found some 3 year old pringles.

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

at this point really
why go on

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

whats going on here lad

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

Don't make me sad, Colby :(

Liam Ramirez
Liam Ramirez

Cuckcake sounds better

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

I'd pick Cupcake over me so idk

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

Yeah thats gross

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

bad choice.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

Just thought I'd ask. Sometimes that stuff can put people out of it for the better part of a decade.

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

gtg... early start tomorrow.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

The picture related is us

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

I meant from before.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

I went with mine because it was a verb so it worked best ending with "cucked".

Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson

Sweet dreams bud take it easy tomorrow eh

Luke White
Luke White

see ya, user.

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

Don't let the bedbugs bite. Those welts are disgusting.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Later

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

I know, but you gotta dig through all the filth to get to the treasures, I just found smash brothers brawl, useless now but loaded with sentimental value! Also found out I have 2 metriod primes.

Christopher James
Christopher James

Bed bugs are the most terrifying things on earth

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

I am not stellar at decision making.

Feel better <3

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

We didn't have to do this.

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

Just don't have filth in the first place .

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

it literally won't let me crop anymore. you win.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

LOOK OUT!! IT'S NOT STABLE!!!1

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

Wasn't Desu named "Cuckcake" after "lewdcake"?

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

i wonder how i can try!

:3

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

Ah yes, I forgot about this

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

you already had the win and you just kept going you glorious bastard.

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

I know that now, just been feeling really energetic today so I'm fixing everything and cleaning everything, I hope this continues, even a few weeks of this and I could get out of this rut I've been stuck in!

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

But I'm Test

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

oh. I don't pay attention to things.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

I know

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

google it or something

Bentley Anderson
Bentley Anderson

who are you?

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

i'm a spooky anonymous too

oooo

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

it's not saying!

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

just be a snake

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

:(
that's not same quiz...

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

You were the real winner all along. All you had to do was look inside.

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Nothing in this thread is stable.

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

you have a problem then

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

o heck ur tellin me

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

did i miss new thread or something

Levi Miller
Levi Miller

Just slow

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

just u n me now

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

no waifus online though

why even post

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

why even post

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

why even post

John Cox
John Cox

why even post

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

This is pretty nice!
What else do you listen to? :3

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

Why even post

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

HAI SQUASHIES

Luke Anderson
Luke Anderson

h-hey now....Look on the bright side at least were surrounded by friends : )

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

mainly oldschool dubstep/garage, although I like a bit of everything
I'm well into El-B in particular right now

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

im not

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

Oh my how downtempo

Into that Burial fella?

I'm your frined -wraps mya rms around you and squeezes tight-

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

quit it luka

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

OUCH

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

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Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

Hi Elma. At work so slow replies.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

pls halp

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