this pie is yummy
This pie is yummy
there are other things I would do in that situation.
so much fun. those lines are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced.
you are a snake
Have some ice cream with that
I hate supporting against a late game team 60 minutes in the game
lol. well that's why we're going on a monday morning. And there's like a pre-wait booth to help you get all the right paperwork before you wait in line (which is more like a deli counter number system here)
betch i told u a thing 2 do
get dat ass movin'
We won but it's annoying just being alive for utility after a certain point
link me it
Me standing up. You on the ground
i would if i had some!
uh... i've long forgot where that animal quizz is from...
what to fap to lads
Grim is really stepping it up
damn i was gonna do a grim one too
link me up
Porcupine. I'll take it.
I lost my poetry book...
Oh the agony.
anything to make it slightly less miserable
I misplaced my palm frond though
get out of here maria
I'm at work
Just look it up on Google
Deer tastes pretty good imo
You ae the gentle ice type!
"You are the mild psychic type!"
I never had it
Guess I'll find another use for you.
you are hunted!
wat's it say about your pork?
wow what a slut
I'm all ears.
rude I am not a slut
That's not a good thing !
You are a pretty amazing female!
that was cringey
You are a pretty amazing female!"
Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.
In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.
Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.
With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.
Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.
The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly.
And then my other animal is Bat:
This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase "acting batty"). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.
Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.
Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.
A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. This intuitiveness makes bats excellent psychiatrists, psychologists, social workers and palm readers. They respond poorly to direction however, and function best as a sole practitioners in their own business. Preferring to work at night and sleep by day, a bat's job must be flexible enough to accommodate these unusual hours. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.
Although the bat's spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.
why not? :)
OH MY LANTA
The way your hips move make me wonder
these quizzes blow
I could hold your hand.
yay you're calm
Link me one.
I don't know
too much too fast holy shit
Where do I deposit all my cummies?
Our fingertips could brush against each other.
Idk want this rem folder I gave subtle. Wanna skype !?
specifically on the eyelashes
Im not mentally prepared to cyber rn
Im still really drunk
eyebrows or eyelashes?
I love loveposting
This will take a second.
Don't be scared just let it happen
yan seriously this is way too perverted even for me
love is a myth.
And the warm sweat from our hands could mix together...
one of my friends thought I was ftm
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered
Why not both~?
revy post pics
Vain, aggressive, and self-centered, you are preoccupied with matters of power and dominance. Metaphorically, your personality style may be described as the five-year-old who discovered that his genitals were able to provide him with a sense of pleasure, and who was immensely proud to have made this discovery. Flaunting his genitals to the world and believing himself to be special because of them, the five-year-old you did not learn to associate achievement with effort, thinking instead that achievement was something that followed passively from one's intrinsic magnificence. As a result, the adult you has an easy time convincing himself that he is superior to others and often feels entitled to special treatment, even though you may have developed little in the way of actual skills to act as a foundation for your affected superiority.
Additionally, the five-year-old you mistook the pleasurable sensations that his genitals were able to provide for the very reason for having genitals, knowing nothing about their wider reproductive purposes. In the same way, the adult you is often confused with regards to his own thoughts and motivations, steering mindlessly towards praise and gratification, while ignoring the wider questions of fairness and reciprocity. Since in your mind, success depends on intrinsic magnificence, and not on conscious effort, you are wont to believe that any criticism of you, or denial of gratification that you feel entitled to, is really is a denial of your intrinsic worth and a mean-spirited attempt to take it away - a castration attempt, as it were. Hence, the adult you tends to lose all sense of proportion when criticized, overreacting and responding in full force to even the mildest of criticisms.
off by one...
thts my bossmode showing
you're making it hard to concentrate on overwatch with all this perv talk.
Emilia is a bitch! Emilia is a whore!
Emilia will continue to be a bore!
...i take you. here and now
Apparently I'm a teenage girl afraid of getting knocked up
I always post a picture with my posts
Maybe a shift in focus is in order
Rem is a shit ! Rem is a cuck !
Rem will get off to watching them fuck !
i knew this about u tho...
Polite, gentle, and unusually placid, you have comparatively little interest in interpersonal relationships with others and can be alone for long periods of time without feeling lonely. Having from an early age found that your own perceptions were at odds with those of others, you have retreated into an internal world of imagination and private perceptions. When others come into contact with you, they tend to perceive you as having an asexual presentation, often with stiff and affectively constricted, child-like manners (which may themselves come across as attractive, encouraging fantasies of domination in others). Metaphorically, your personality style may be likened to a teenage girl whose uterus is so afraid of impregnation that it shuts off every mating signal that the individual is able to produce, including charm and emotional presence. In the same way, the actual you may have marked difficulties with gender roles, giving others the psychological (though not necessarily physical) impression of an oddly a-gendered individual or prepubescent child. Like the teenage girl whose uterus contracted to shut off its activities entirely, others tend to experience you as having little positive or negative emotionality, but only a certain 'flatness,' attesting again to the fact that you come across as having 'retired' a bit into yourself. Apparently detached and somewhat indifferent to socializing and interpersonal affairs, little do others know, however, that because you do not hinge your thoughts and feelings on accepted social mores, you are actually capable of great creativity and originality when left to your own devices.
Revy, we're twins~
Pink Hair > Blue Hair
Ram! Ram! She's our girl
Something something strawberry swirl
ram a shit
Apparently this place has a Miku board
But Freud says it so well
....i guess i'll try that frued Quizz too
Freud says it so
it wouldve been in german had freud actually said it
luka in a jacket >///<
You linked it but didn't do it yourself?
brb lewd quizz
you never want to play with me...
do you have Overwatch yet?
How is it lewd?
I don't mean literally Freud
Miku's face is great
not that kind of play
I just got the same result is all I'm saying. Jeesh.
and get caught in your degenerate hand holding? not a chance. I must stay pure.
Don't wake up.
That's not what you were saying in steam last night
I promised you something earlier, didn't I?
you did? what was that?
goodnight grim. I know you're still lurking.
grim give me that 7 year old girl we were talking about's cell #
the one you took in the bathroom
Prolly cummies or a cookie or something.
Fuck you rin
feud may have been the father of modern psychology but hes not the final word innit
Over the past few years, certain people have come into the thread who have had an impact
the days I come from, we were all so wrapped up in our personas and these people came along and they were themselves
Over the years I've been acting less and less like How I was when I came here to be the Bard of /b/ and its ust like irl
This is a place to get away
So Ive decided I am going to be trying a small period of bardposting
How are you guys all doing today?
This says you take it in the mouth.
How are you doing today old timer ?
I like using this place as like a shitblog posting place cause it's like practice for when irl haters will inevitably get on me and it's like daily little time capsules of when shit was bad or really good. I have you guys to help keep me on track in a way^~^
Baron von Yui
om good bro.. nice to see this
Does anyone wanna play dota
those sound great
Better go play ape hoop alone then.
I am thinkiing about it
This counts as a reply :)
The numbers don't lie.
Can I help you?
Haiiii welma How are you doing today? Up to much? I got stuck at lame old work buuuuut it went by pretty fast :3
I think that's a great way to use It, I like hearing
about what is going on in my friends lives :p
Stop thinking and leave already.
it not literal
Hi best keion poster
Woah there fellow calm down! I'll let you know that bullying is a very serious offense. You could hurt somebodies feelings if you keep that up!
Siiince this is a first offense, I will let you off with a warning
Now get out of here criminal scum
yes i would like one welms heart pls
Numbers can't be ironic.
I worked my "sandwich day" today, but I got out early. Was thinking of doing some drawing tonight, but I should get to bed at a somewhat decent hour cause I'm hitting up the DMV tomorrow morning. And I'm going golfing again tomorrow, so that will be fun^^
<3 I like this Bardo. I'm glad you're feeling better~
Thanks Sama it's still really great to see you here after so long
You've always been a friend to me even if I have trouble showing it
Did you do much today then? :3
Now make it a real picture
I've posted a real picture like that at you before~
Helloooo Kitty what are you up to today? Doing much for fun tonight?
You have not, welms
not much really. got some exercise then did a short shift at work before my shift change starts tomorrow. pretty uneventful. my legs are a little sore. might have overdid it some
numbers can be anything they want
they dont have to conform to your irony social society whims metaphoricals
I flushed both of them down the toilet.
numbers can be intangible and irrational...
They aren't gonna conform to your ideas just because you don't like what they have to say.
Early to bed early to Rise to a whopping plate of pancakes I always say
Have much fun golfing? I never had too much patience for it :p
I mean jeez
I couldn't imagine golfing AND the DMV that's like a seinfeld joke gone funny
I'm just kidding master goshujinsama <3
I don't want to do work or things that involve effort.
hmm, well I've never really been a fan of pancakes, but waffles on the other hand... yum
Yeah, I went yesterday and had a blasty blast with one of my buddies. I was gonna do 18 holes this morning before work too, but I accidentally slept through it haha.
Ouch. Yeah, I tend to enjoy old-man hobbies I suppose.
you have not
it was me who did it
not you velms
so you technically owe me
No I'm working
I wish there was more to do in the night
Nothing is ever open when I get out and I always end up sleeping through everything
This is slightly better
Well I mean, I've posted it before, but here it is again.
what if like... he isnt feeling better. just putting on brave face for us?
wow that's really rude of you.
Totally a reasonable hypothesis, but I think I'd rather go with it than try to call him out on it.
Either way this is best Bard.
Being polite is for fag-enablers
an acceptable notion given what we currently know
and I know you're not one of those at all.
Better to lift with the legs than the back :p
Those hard days of work will make you a better man
And I guess your wallet won't mind it much either ehhhh?
Lazy boy, lazy boy
Get up off your butt and go do something
Hey however you have fun as long as you have fun that's what's important
And with friends I bet it's only better :p
If I hdidnt have friends I would go crazy
Sleeping is the most bestest thing to do
even without dreaming it's so peaceful and relaxing. Kind of hard to get there sometimes sadly :X
It's not very responsible to post and work at the same time they are paying you to work you know :(
But some jobs it is understandable :pWhat do you kitty?
I know that feel, its awful, and if you're walking around late at night people are all so suspicious of you
Anything for master archives :3
I actually don't care, I just like saying that word.
It's kind of replaced "cunt" for me lately.
I bet I could prove that statement wrong.
I'm a fan, personally.
nah... i over did it. pushed a little too hard. its like... I can do it but anything past a certain point i will pay for.
With Determination and Cooperation
I can overcome any challenge I set my mind to!
oh wait i remember this
kill me i forgot how cute you were
I don't really have a lot of time to post
I just do when I can
u wud look dumb if u painted ur fingernails
there, now someone was mean to you
just at working?
That's not good my friend you need to take more care of yourself and your body
You only get one you know. I got into some pain at work myself always with the burns :p
certainly not too much strain though
Write my name on your belly then.
are you going to make me come over there because I will walk over there right now and get you up
I feel like this coming from you is less mean and more reverse psychology~
So which color should I paint them for my day off tomorrow?
I'm gonna be so self conscious about them at the dmv, but whatever ^~^
"I can overcome any challenge I set my mind to!"
"Anything for master archives :3"
naw... the preshift excercise.
im old man. everything hurts...tried to push through it.
this is for b-ban archives only > W<
What's your excersize like buddy?
You should come relax for a nice hot drink some time so you aren't all so worked up :p
Are you going to fuck up your life like that?
I would value my last moments of being able to walk nigger
try and move me, i vill break u leetil man
Noooo... I don't think you should actually paint them unless you really want to be flaunty or something.
Probably a dumb idea unless you have polish remover laying around.
Why the hmph though, welms?
I love when you talk dirty to me like that
its usually a few laps and stretches in the pool. on a treadmill 4 miles, if not a bike. today the leg press machine was free so i did some presses to work out the kinks...my left knee has been giving me issues
No fag-enabler! I wasn't internet yesterday! I know your tricks!
You're not getting another footjob from me!!!!
Yeah, that's true I guess.
having nail polish but no remover
I know what I've posted, Booboo.
cute girl at the Thai place notices black nail polish chipping off nails
tell her I lost a bet and don't have polish remover
next time I order Thai she has polish remover
takes me to a table and sits down, holds my hand and starts rubbing off the black nail polish
we smile and talk until she's done
can't stop thinking about how cute she is
always want to see her when I order Thai
Why are you even trying
Ah, the ol' "losing a bet" lie. tsk tsk
People asked that at work when I first changed my profile pic on FB and I just noped it and carried on lol
Thai girls are nice. I wish we had more places around here to hang out ;3
*giggles* shh don't show anybody
That sounds like a great workout I love swimming so much
Bikes are super fun too and treadmilles are kinda dangeorous but however you get by :P
Legg press though
guess you can't skip leg day
Those are super duper dangerous
man who would say such an asshole thing like that holy shit
fucken left knee is kicking my ass for sure lol
obviously you need to kick your knees ass :3c
this picture is sexist trash.
Treadmills aren't really that dangerous.
Somehow it will get more nonsensical if you continue.
fuck you my mother was raped by a treadmill
-wraps my arms around you and squeezes- Shhhh don't say that
Well, sure, but what was she wearing?
took vocodin for it for like years... had to knock that shit off tho after kidney issues. now im just grumpy all the time
If there is a surface behind you you can get caught up in the treadmills tread and hit the object behind you and keep rollling
if theres an open back behind you it should be okay but it's still never very fun to get caugh tup in that tread :p
some tight yoga pants and a sports bra, so I guess you have a point. she was super asking for it.
This one is fantastic
just between you and me I'd kill for some vicodin about now
I'm sorry t hear that my friend what happened?
Try not getting caught up in the tread then.
Spending time around a treadmill is implicit consent.
She's white and has blonde hair.
I really don't care.
I just wanted the real thing and not a meme.
this seems like a great injustice but for the life of me I can't poke a single hole in your flawless logic so I'll have to concede this point to you.
Why aren't you even trying
can't say I'm All tooo goood at that
I've fell off quite e a few tread mills
I'm fucking charbroiled
Remember i'm the sloth?
because no means no, elma. gosh damn it I shouldn't have to teach you this, this should be taught to all
potential rapists men at an early age.
That's not Thai at all!
holy shit my cat escaped
i found him though
so fucking lucky that i did
i would have been DEAD
Hey my memory is pretty solid too welms
i just have slip ups
we cant all be perfecct
She just works the register.
car accident 2001... crowned and spidered the windshield knee hit the dash doing 60. have a v shaped scar on my dome from it... and 2 scars on my knee cap lots of trauma from it. had an aneurysm, severe vertigo. lucky to survive it really. long term cluster headaches from scar tissue and knee pain i live with
Are you admitting you are a rapist?
Oh, great, now that you said that I have to give them ALL participation medals. I hope you're happy.
i bet kaybe has self esteem issues
I almost forgot how old this folder is
You can still try to be~
i don't know what i am
because you only linked the end result, not the quiz :P
And I lost the quiz.
it feels so strange when i peek into a folder i havent been in in awhile...
how do i begin the road of becoming perfect for welms
we don't mean to be, elma. but feminists have shown us the truth. literally every man is just one "no" away from being a rapist.
so you'd better just say yes to everything.
Did your life of shitposting flash before your eyes?
this shit is so old lol
Fuck Man I'm really really sorry
are you driving nowadays?
What is that shit feel like? Does much help with it?
It's great that you're able to exersize and shit I bet that helps alot with it
I'm fucking sorry man
that sounds terrifying
What about a "maybe"?
this gets me nowhere
also excuse my friend berncake he's a little awkward
maybe just means yes with girls. so that's fine.
excuse berncake he's a little awkward
it preceded my shitposting days by 4 years...
it was fun licking things, i should to that moar often
Picture related me and (you)
yes, (you) :3c
I can't find it.
who said i want ur fucking hug
i drive bro... i have a pen of benadril on hand for such times. i try not to let them get out of hand
swimming is what ive found to be best really.. anything else really stresses me
I thought you had participated in IRC proto shitposting?
And I have no idea, man. No idea.
I'll keep that in mind x_x
irc rizon... 2005
Hey come on now not unless we kisss :3
Is is tough to do? I have quite a hard time with driving anxiety myself and ive never gone through that crazy shit
I'm sorry man I'm glad that you can still get by
shit i'm glad you're still here
nope, you are
your mind will be occupied with other things.
Well I'll be. Mistaken, that is.
cupcake, of course
I'm sure I'll thing of a few things.
I don't wanna though
i love happy bard
somehow I doubt you'd want me to say here.
Cleaning out room for the first time in a year
find 200 dollars and my old pikmin 2
just bought another pikmin 2
Why didn't I do this earlier, I wonder what other secrets lie in this wasteland!
this one is also good if it makes you feel better
no its not man... it doesnt cuse me anxiety. that was 15 years ago. im more cautios now
the proto script is still out there tho
Let's see if you can scare me to bed or not~
How dirty is your room?
well, since you insist...I just might tuck you in and get you a glass of water to drink while I ready you a story
Is it gonna be a scary storyyy~??
I'm glad friend
-squeezess- thanks :3
nah, something nice and soothing. it's bedtime after all.
tfw Cupcake fuks ur girl
Nothing could make me feel better. I already feel as good as possible at all times.
Is that the reason you started doing IRC stuff? Because the accident knocked you on your ass for a long time?
it sidelined me for about 2 months in 2001... shitposting began in 2005.
So you got Cupcucked
heh its all good, if i get moar vicodin ill hook it up unoe
On the outside not very, on the inside of all my cabinets and stuff its a mess, mangled bunches of wires, tons of videogames without their cases, their cases in another pile, some games in the wrong cases, clothes from 10 years ago, that kind of stuff. I found some 3 year old pringles.
at this point really
why go on
whats going on here lad
Don't make me sad, Colby :(
Cuckcake sounds better
I'd pick Cupcake over me so idk
Yeah thats gross
Just thought I'd ask. Sometimes that stuff can put people out of it for the better part of a decade.
gtg... early start tomorrow.
The picture related is us
I meant from before.
I went with mine because it was a verb so it worked best ending with "cucked".
Sweet dreams bud take it easy tomorrow eh
see ya, user.
Don't let the bedbugs bite. Those welts are disgusting.
I know, but you gotta dig through all the filth to get to the treasures, I just found smash brothers brawl, useless now but loaded with sentimental value! Also found out I have 2 metriod primes.
Bed bugs are the most terrifying things on earth
I am not stellar at decision making.
Feel better <3
We didn't have to do this.
Just don't have filth in the first place .
it literally won't let me crop anymore. you win.
LOOK OUT!! IT'S NOT STABLE!!!1
Wasn't Desu named "Cuckcake" after "lewdcake"?
i wonder how i can try!
Ah yes, I forgot about this
you already had the win and you just kept going you glorious bastard.
I know that now, just been feeling really energetic today so I'm fixing everything and cleaning everything, I hope this continues, even a few weeks of this and I could get out of this rut I've been stuck in!
But I'm Test
oh. I don't pay attention to things.
google it or something
who are you?
i'm a spooky anonymous too
it's not saying!
just be a snake
that's not same quiz...
You were the real winner all along. All you had to do was look inside.
Nothing in this thread is stable.
you have a problem then
o heck ur tellin me
did i miss new thread or something
just u n me now
no waifus online though
why even post
why even post
why even post
why even post
This is pretty nice!
What else do you listen to? :3
Why even post
h-hey now....Look on the bright side at least were surrounded by friends : )
mainly oldschool dubstep/garage, although I like a bit of everything
I'm well into El-B in particular right now
Oh my how downtempo
Into that Burial fella?
I'm your frined -wraps mya rms around you and squeezes tight-
quit it luka
Hi Elma. At work so slow replies.