I wanna live in a thread with no friends or familyI'm gonna look out the window...

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

I wanna live in a thread with no friends or family
I'm gonna look out the window of my computer screen
I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me
I'm gonna look out the window of my computer screen

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http://fluky.io/
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http://www.stonebrewing.com/beer/special-releases/stone-sublimely-self-righteous-black-ipa
https://soundcloud.com/girlultra/one-dance-girl-ultras-flip
Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

well that is pretty good incentive to me.
you always know just what to say.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

That'd be the same force as a linebacker tackling you.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

doesnt that mean we should trade then
since you gotta try everything once anyway

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

Well if I ever feel the need to disarrange and debauch in a domineering manner, I'll be sure to focus my attentions on you first. <3

But right now, I sorta wanna get into trouble myself.

TRIAL BY BULLY!
EITHER I'M GETTING WHAT I WANT OR GETTING WHAT I NEED!

Either put in my place or feel more guilty by annoying you.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Maybe it's only your second!

Just accept it

Why would I want his dick? He's more like a cool big brother than a dick to fuck

James Johnson
James Johnson

Usually.

No.

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

understandable. it's more fun to be the one in trouble.

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

i-i hope catosama chooses me

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

a man of few words who makes each count.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Are you going to be like Mario and eat his mushroom?

John Powell
John Powell

My secure trip back in Alice2 days was ##Annikari1
Have fun.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

though my mouth would be in the general area regardless
fine but i dont want to hear no mod abuse.
im not entirely sure what number it is

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Good, it wouldn't be as true if you did.

If you don't link me, I'm going to miss 90% of these

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

wow lewd. I thought we were just trying to have a friendly conversation here.

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

*Terse.

Illogical.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

pls response

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

what gave you the impression it wasnt

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

these are not hmms but they are so numerous now that I feel quite satisfied.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

I lost it when the fish got reeled in.

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

Okay.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

you being all pervo out of nowhere talking about putting your mouth places.

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

See, I think that's why being a switch is the best.

Feeling horrible with yourself? Be a brat and cruise for a spanking.

Feel like hot shit? Bully everything!

I think it goes for tastes other than lewd. Say if I feel like I've overindulged in alcohol, did bad or just generally feel horrible; I'd eat super spicy food to warm me up and give me a little pain in the mouth. If I feel I did good, I make myself soothing and wholesome, like hot chocolate or porridge.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

I'm not sure if this is a joke at this point.

Brody Long
Brody Long

would you prefer my hands

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

So you might not have even been to a rodeo!

No, it means you're being humble

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

So fkn lulz
Poor fish didn't see that shit coming

Jack Lee
Jack Lee

whatever it is, it's about as serious as anything else I do here. which is to say, not very.
being a switch doesn't suit my tastes. I'm selfish like that.
perhaps a combination of both.

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

Can I have your hands?

William Harris
William Harris

Negative.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

I feel like it's way funnier than it has any right to be.

But it's so comical the way it happens too.

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

Now you got more of my interest!
What are your tastes?
And I mean in general too, not just lewd.
Fave color, fave food, etc.

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

You're the one who said it!

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

green. I'm partial to pasta dishes, especially shrimp fettuccine alfredo. my lewd tastes are quite well known at this point. just read back through my conversation with moogs for a refresher.

Charles Mitchell
Charles Mitchell

i have definitely seen one maybe. on tv
you're so smart. you're right. it's wrong of me to restrict myself. i should be restricting you
are you charlies molesting uncle

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Lmao my grandma and grandpa are so drunk right now

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

now I'm very curious as to the ways you might go about such a task.

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

i never link you though

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

Dismissed.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

Was it one with cows or horses?

Exactly

Already?

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

Is it like staring into the future?

I won't confirm or deny.

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

well you seem to come with a lot of fun accessories to accomplish such a task
cow.
oh my god

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

batteries are not included though, so keep that in mind.

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

Then maybe you do have some experience

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

Is it okay to hit a women Holla Forums?

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

Which God is that, and do they have udders?

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

I did that thing I was told to last night and tried adding sugar to draino.

I still ended up vomiting everywhere.

Talk shit get hit.

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

if she deserves it, yes. they want equal rights they can stop bitching about getting hit when they start shit.

James Evans
James Evans

that is a shame i imagine watching you squirm around what that thing in you would be fun to watch.
that is savage
not my god. the christ god

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

DJ Khaled is a gift to mankind from the gods

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

jesus, moogs

is this a problem in our relationship

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

that is still very easy to make happen.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

At full strength and on the butt

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

Only if they're trannies.

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

only if they like it/deserve it

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

If she takes a shot at your nuts, sure.

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

yes

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

I'm starting to like pink, like a lot.
Pasta dishes are my jam but I wanna branch out into something with potatoes and stuff.
Mostly like spicy food once in a blood moon.

My lewd tastes... eehh, depends what I'm in the mood in. Sometimes I want something cute, sometimes I go to /d/ for some badness

*Flashbacks of drunken arguments*
Girls would say yes if she hit first. But a tap.
Men would say it depends if she hit first. But a tap.

I say 'It isn't about being okay in an argument, it is about being the biggest person who is right'.

Say if a girl hits me, I'd fucking have this huge smug grin on my face.

They just lost their shit and their argument; so everything they say is invalid. I.E, I win. They lose.
They better give themselves the black eye or come back with a better fucking argument, or else I'm just gonna keep grinning and make em more mad.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

But trannies which way?

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Either.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

It's not really okay to attack anyone in anger.

Self-defense is fine, though.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Test would object to be smacked around

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Yes, I'm sure this is genuinely surprising.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

pink is an alright color, it's just no green.
potatoes are pretty amazing. I like them in many ways.
spicy food is fantastic. I especially love tabasco on things.

seems similar to myself actually.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

But how else would you deal with your boyfriend's constant feeling of emasculation manifesting as a need to beat their significant other?

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

You should write fanfiction

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

Shipping you with who?

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

I have this problem though.
I'd buy all this awesome veg but never get around to using it all and have to throw it away. ;w;

Dunno if I can freeze potatoes, you see.
I also need a masher so I can make my own mashed food. OH! And I got some tabasco always in my cupboard.

I liked green, but getting into purple and pink a lot more.

btw, got green eyes. Fucking awesome. Plus ashamedly I'm getting more into Asanagi's stuff and certain vore stuff as well. The shame is real, Cupcake. Oh, and mindbreak/aheago stuff too, I guess.

Btw, I need some background stuff to listen to while I play Darkest Dungeon. Not music, but commentary, sorta sick of listening to old Two Best Friends Play stuff... any ideas?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

I'm joking.

Don't

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

I can help you with that, Gil.

http://fluky.io/

This is a wheel of fortune thing. You put in as many names as you like and let the wheel of fate decide.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

purple is a great color, to be sure.

you just have to force yourself to use the potatoes if you buy them. I just don't buy anything that needs too much prep these days, but eventually I might get back into trying to cook.

vore is definitely not for me, but mindbreak can be pretty fucking hot. aheago always is. green eyes are wonderful. mine are hazel

I like listening to sargon of arkaad, but I'm not sure if you would be interested in his stuff. probably, given the general feel of how people's views are around here. check him out.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Nah. Save it for Insider.
It'll be his magnum opus.

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

He'll half-finish it and get bored.

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

It's always the British that are the best at arguing logically.

Carter Rivera
Carter Rivera

it's true. they are very good at it.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

What is he even doing now after dropping out?

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

I do listen to his stuff, but not as background stuff, however, there is a video I do need to catch up on.

Prep just fucking sucks, but eating shitty packet noodles sucks even more. I think I'll just get all my veggies tinned, but that means I get less for the price.

If I get in the mood, I'll find you the best mindbreak stuff!

That and finding random shit and working on top of that. Like... British make the best plunderers, both in ideas and in some cases; booty.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

I like the steamed veggie bags you can just microwave. they are easy and all you need is some salt and pepper and they taste great.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

You're supposed to know these things.

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

Got no microwave. But I may need to get on steamed veggies soon.

Btw, do you play Darkest Dungeon?

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Got no microwave.
How is this possible?

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

no, it looks interesting though. is it out of early access yet? I don't buy early access games anymore.

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

Insider dropped off the map, man.

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

he keeps in touch with some people.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

i am very tired

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

RIP.

Adrian Johnson
Adrian Johnson

I don't blame you.
I got burnt so hard when I got Rust, Starbound and other games. Starbound got good though, so I hear, but I no longer like crafting games.

It is out of early access.
And it is a good time sinker to play and shitpost.

Just never bothered to buy one.
Got no TV either.
I will get one for my birthday though.

I envy you. I wish I was tired, with hot chocolate in one hand and slippers on my feet.

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

go to bed boo

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

I'll have to check it out when I get back to where I feel like playing games more again. these days I pretty much just play overwatch.

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

Are you "some people"?

David Baker
David Baker

that was the implication, yes.

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Don't be a racist.

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

I wanna get overwatch but is too expensive for me right now.

I bet you're a healslut

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

So what's he up to?

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

He won't heal no matter how hard you bully him.

If he's healing he can't get those ELEVEN GOLD MEDALS WHY ARE WE LOSING

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

I play around all the roles, actually. I'm best on defense with stuff like junkrat or torb. I do enjoy playing support though.
he's doing alright. trying to learn a new language for a job where he's at now.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

hey test

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

shut up.

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

defeat.....
:(

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

*kiss*

FUCKING STOP YOU SHITTER

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

I play zenyatta all the time.

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

why do you always tell me what to do

Jace Watson
Jace Watson

because we're bffs

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

I like the look of Junkrat, because kaboom and bombs and stuff; but if we're going by tf2 roles, I'm either going as Bastion because I like being a turret; or I may be a healslut myself.

I'll need to play the game to find out my perfect role, usually in mobas I play support or big dumb tanks.

You don't deserve heals.
You're a lost cause, git gud.
Speaking as a dissilussioned healslut myself. I don't trust anyone to carry a game, hence I'mma heal the fuck out of everyone.

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

I'm just memeing anyway.

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

lewd

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Isn't Cupcake like pure salt when playing anything?

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

would you really say we're bffs

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

it's good to just play around and see who you end up doing the best as. for me that happens to be junkrat. but there are so many characters you have lots to choose from.
you're being a bully is what you're doing.

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

it certainly gets that way sometimes.
of course boo.

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

That's a rumor I've heard, I can't possibly confirm or deny.

Logan Young
Logan Young

I like running in and being a dumb, beefy cunt.
Anyone like that?

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

yes. there are a good selection of tanks, and roadhog and reinhardt seem like your kind of guy.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

Doesn't sound like a thing I'd do.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

ye
it contradicts the whole personality he tries to project

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

no not at all, what was I thinking

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

Okay fine Luka this is my post

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

defeat.....
:(

*pouts* ...hmph
bump

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

wait tsuchi is a girl?

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Has he at least given you the nudes you're asking for to compensate for all the saltiness?

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

lonely...

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

The girliest girl to have ever girled.

gimme

William Gray
William Gray

congrats Holla Forums!

you get to fuck one(1) of these apes

which?

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

hungry...

Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

nope

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

None of the above.

yay anime~

Damn.
Keep it up. He'll say yes eventually.

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

Dice rollRolled 1 (1d4)

David Perez
David Perez

Roadhog seems too skill based for me
hooks and stuff

Reihardt seems my kind of guy.
Btw, I get like... I dunno, you gotta play with me to understand. I don't get salty, I get like... 'Abandon Hope' feeling.

Oh yeah! Utter despair. That's what I get.

1st.

James Anderson
James Anderson

Far left it is.

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

test got the literal worst

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d5)

5 being the "none" option.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d5)

Oh god.
I got the full ape one.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

trust me. the hooks are not skilled at all. it's landing the headshot after.

no, I get where you're coming from. sometimes it's very easy to tell you don't have a chance in a game.

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

They're all pretty hot, though, and it's more fun when you leave it to chance.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

They're all pretty hot
The fuck is wrong with you?

Xavier Green
Xavier Green

quit reminding me of your sister

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

Which one has the dick?

William Allen
William Allen

they're all pretty hot

eww lol you think black people are attractive lol niggers haha

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

Go e-fuck your spic "girlfriend" and tell me that only whites are attractive while looking me in the eye.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

s a v a g e
a
v
a
g
e

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

woah
test
savage tonite

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

Just me fam

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Tsuchi if you had to choose between fucking a shitty trap like Tokai or fucking black chick which would you pick
Don't fucking give me that "none of the above" shit either

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

Only whites are attractive.

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

can i get your sister's contact details btw
i think im gonna become your brother

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Wait, Smiles is a spic?

Oh.
Because I was going to say that that one's automatically out of the runnings.

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Is the black chick at least not full chimp?

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

he only lasted two minutes with his spic e girlfriend

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

They're 3/4 white so close enough.

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

Yep.
And like 'Is it me who is fucking up? Is it my team? Maybe I should finally delete from harddrive forever' thoughts.

Ever read this?

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

ive been rused!

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

yeah, no kidding. although I just usually blame everyone else. it's more fun that way.

yes I have. usually image sets are boring to me though, even with text slapped on. that one was alright though.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

Smiles is a spic?
Gross

liking fat chicks
gross

She's like homosapiens tier
Like straight out of Worldstarhiphop

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

I'd honestly would say no to either in this.
But if forced, I'd go with the niggress and have her say "massah" throughout.

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

Yes, Smiles is Latina

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

eww gross not a white person disgusting lol niggers

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

De que parte tho

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

SMILES IS A SPIC?

MY FUCKING IMMERSION

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

eww gross not a white person disgusting lol niggers
That makes it sound like Tsuchi and Theseius did the fusion dance.

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

shouldve known

white girls arent religious anymore

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

that's even funnier than what I was going for

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

De que parte

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

white people
lmao

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

why would it say de que means that?
google translate is so shit

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

This isn't even their final form.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

It what situation would you honestly be benefited in knowing Spanish in America?
Getting a job as a social worker?

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

I'm scared to follow the train of thought much further though. it would be like some kind of eldritch horror.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Ok, I think I exhausted everything I wanted to say or could say. Brain is dead now and trying plow through DDunjin whilst listening to Lovecraft audiobooks. Prolly bed soon.

MAybe I should tease you or something, or do you have a good idea for next conversation?

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

Top 100 Languages by Population
Rank Language Name Primary Country
1 CHINESE, MANDARIN China
2 SPANISH Spain
3 ENGLISH United Kingdom

I was going dragon ball this entire time, you whore.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

benefited in knowing Spanish in America

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

It doesn't really benefit you in anyways but it's a pretty good feeling when you can talk shit on white people that are standing right next to you in spanish and they won't even know

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

why the hell would you count chinese or south americans as 'people' though

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

I am not a whore.
that's fine, it was nice talking to you. I'm more or less out of things to say on these topics as well. what is your steam?

Hudson White
Hudson White

Yeah, but why would white people be in Choloville to even be trashed talked by Pablos?

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Benefited in speaking the top three languages in general.

You low-grade un-paid whore.

William Gray
William Gray

captaincress
Or type in SCANNER and look for the weird smiley pic of Yakui.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

California fam
There's spics everywhere here

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

"B-but they're people too! They aren't just rapists and drug dealers!"

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

not a whore.
alright.

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

They're in Texas, too.
They just thankfully keep to their own communities here.

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Kids are so fucking stupid

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Aren't you still a kid?

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

http://waifu2x.booru.pics/outfiles/ccda8740041e03761750b147811836673324cfa7_s2_n1.png

waifu2x.booru.pics/

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

t. fellow kid

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

Yes of course

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

No shit.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

How old are you now anyways?

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

I'm still 16 :^)

Aaron White
Aaron White

old enough for me

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

me2

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

I'm 14.

Luis Jones
Luis Jones

im nein yeaws olwd

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Please shoot me for even typing that.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

bump

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

you people are all so young XD

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

pew pew

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

Go suck off old dudes for Subway money.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

I'm also a girl irl.
Pic related.

Its me irl.

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

tsuchi keeps telling me to tell you he wants to apologize
i dont believe it though

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

12/f/cali anyone want sum fux?

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

I almost forgot about this name

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

can you get the script that notifies you when people message you

we need to call you whenever swedish posts

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

link it

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

do not

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

i dont have it nigger

Levi Long
Levi Long

i dont believe that tricky guy either!

:3

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

It's pretty Grim when we need to call Ui whenever Swedish posts.

You'd think Scarlet would be fine erin these threads.

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

Hey wait, this means Luka unfiltered Tsuchi

Or only ever fake filtered him

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

what did that nigger do now?

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

It's a nigger rap song that I translated into moonrunes while high off cough syrup

Good times

Luka never filters me
feelsbad

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

I'mma bed soon, you kids have fun

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

nini

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

his jealousy knows no bounds
tsuchi desperately craves to be white

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

fake unfiltered*

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

DAMN

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

Im the only person who knows the truth about anything. the rest have shitty memories, and I mthe one who did molly every other day for 5 years.

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

woah! he aint white??

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

Tsuchi's so white he got an impure girlfriend so he could feel more justified when he beats her.

Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

:P

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

You responded to one of his posts, dude

That's not how this works

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

Tsuchi is so white he eats Miracle Whip

Which is disgusting btw

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

miracle whip is disgusting
soto in charge of having taste

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

I eat Miracle Whip, Tsuchi gives me shit for it.

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

Nigger, I am whiter than your Jew ass.

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

I use Blue Plate mayo.

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

I could totally just imagine Tsuchi eating Miracle Whip on its own to feel even whiter about himself.

Oh.
Okay, then.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

i'm no dude.

That's not how this works

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

mayo.
:^)

Carter James
Carter James

I had a more productive conversation with my pet parrot today.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

At least the parrot pays attention.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

is parrot one of your pet names for me now?

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

"test is a midget, sqwaaak"

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

what product do you buy.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

wow lol

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Wow you don't like beer or Mayo?
McFucking Nooseyourneck

Its pretty justified
That shit is worse than pussy juice

lol yeah right, next thing you know youre gonna start saying you drink "good" beer

step on my dick

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Yes.
Mayonnaise.
The thing you put on sandwiches.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

I do like mayo. I also like miracle whip.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

'step on my dick'

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

I drink nothing but Stone's shit these days.

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

No, it's my pet name for my pet.

Which is a parrot.

Creative

Who's Stone and how did you get him to sell that to you?

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

http://www.stonebrewing.com/beer/special-releases/stone-sublimely-self-righteous-black-ipa

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

Tbh, I forgot miracle whip was a thing and was thinking about cool whip.

That said, I could picture Tsuchi eating whipped cream straight.

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

you know me.

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

Do you like beer tho

He's got those face marks like they do in Jojo
shits so lulz

That shit gets boring real fast

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

no, I do not like pisswater.

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

It was a joke, fam.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

The darker the beer, the better.
The complete opposite of women.

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

How does it feel having shitty deformed tastebuds?

Stouts are always superior

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

i'm parrot?

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

soto/boo pls go and stay go

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

it feels perfectly fine to not like something that tastes bad to me.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

test is a pretty good combination of soto and me
if the fun canceled itself out

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

i'll make sure to eat pineapples before then

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Black IPAs are the best.

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

Posting random webms

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

hey oooo

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Cupcake, without context which word, or combination of words do you like more.

1 Quadriga
or
1 Gboro-Fboro, 1 Chi-You, 2 Kongous
or
1 Zygote, 1 Sariel

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

Too well, probably.

if the fun cancelled itself out

*Draws katana*

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

chi-you.

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

anyone who knows me even a little already knows too much.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

lolwut meme porn

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

I'm the cook!

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

 

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

Am I the only one getting drunk rn?

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Tbh, that's probably the harder mission because there's four fucking things.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

I was getting drunk a while ago.

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

I would drink but I plan on taking xanax

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

sauce

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

hey you asked without context. but knowing that I'm even more glad I picked it.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

John Wick

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

the movie was so good

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

what is good about it?
:)

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Soto.

Enjoy

Gross.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

Idk why I said gros.

Robert James
Robert James

The fight scenes are excellently choreographed gunplay. It's very fun.

I'd probably go pretty ham, too if somebody killed MY dog

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

I didn't tell you to stop

I still drink like one or two drinks with xannies
It gets you super fucked up dawg
Its like really dangerous though

Did you draw that?

Camden Long
Camden Long

You saw that but you didn't see forrest gump?

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

they shouldn't have did that. no siree.

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

-step-

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

I have work in the morning though.
not sure what the problem here is. I can't feasibly see EVERY movie and it's more likely I've seen more movies that are recent than movies that came out before I was born or when I was a child.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

You're pretty bad at this fam

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Nah, I don't have notebooks worth doodling in them anymore.

I just saw it in an image dump and thought you'd appreciate it.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

I tried so hard

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

And got so far

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

But in the end-

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

so kawaii

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

you're drunk go home

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

im with u sodo

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

It feels sorta backwards. I hardly knew that movie existed.

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

Not drunk but I am drinking some hard cider

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

What's the sauce on that calisthenics webm, btw?

I am home.

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

makes sense that someone not in america would be more likely to hear about good old films instead of any new ones.

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

go to bed

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

I have to kill this Gboro-Gboro, Chi-You and two Kongous first.

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

I'd prefer naked pictures of you but I guess Rem pics are aight I guess

who cares
I drink at work all the time

You're useless

Mah nigga
Kinda wanna tc

Drink it all rn
then buy more

shirobako

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

Not to subtle !

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

it has 200 cals thats way too much
and I have work tom

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

ganbatte
pretty keen on not losing my only source of income.

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

so satisfying

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Where your ass was at dog, when niggas wasn't feed me?
Where your ass was at dog, when bitches didn't need me?
Where your ass was at dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, you went and switched sides?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas was spread lies?
Where your ass was at, dog, when the bodies come slide?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving piles?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas wasn't feeding?
Where your ass was at, dog, when bitches didn't eat?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at, dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was in the Pyrex?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was drinking Hi-Tech?
Where your ass was at, dog, came through the projects?
Where your ass at we keep that fully loaded contacts

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

You're useless
Not to subtle

Then why does he always deny any involvement with you?
And actively try to get you to leave him alone in public?

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

I bought rum btw

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

oh
okay. thanks.

Lawl

she said Xzibit

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

vv

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

No but seriously is it just me or are his ears like weird looking?

calorie counting
nigga u fkn wot m8

being responsible
lmao nice meme

Take a shot with me

God i fucking love nigger music

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

im fat and I plan on losing weight soon

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

these webms suck

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

Enough nigger music

Time to weeb it up

Cameron White
Cameron White

autistic egg frying

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

Life sucks.

Nice to meet you, Fat. I hope it works out.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

likewise

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Nuh uh, sorry, the pleasure is all mine. You can't have any.

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

I get the pleasure of meeting your posts every other day though

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Why did you even save them anyways?

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

ui ily

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

Starcraft is like a Korean bicycle for me. 5 months off and I still beat Korean masters players

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

They are off of someone elses computer/folders.

I won't post the juicy ones tho

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

If that's true, I'd like you to stop. I know that I can't force you to, but I'd prefer it if you derived no pleasure whatsoever from our interaction. If there's anything that I can do to assure that, you let me know. Even if you have to call me up in the middle of the night, I'd like to hear it.

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

https://soundcloud.com/girlultra/one-dance-girl-ultras-flip

Fucking spics ruining my english music

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

I wonder what Jeffs dream is

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

oh. more lame casual anime stuff

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

this is beautiful

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

y-you too

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

.

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

..

David Brown
David Brown

lol

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

kyuuuuuuuuuuuu

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

thats really cute

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

well if this webm is porn im done posting

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

so this is how it ends.

not with a bang. but with a whimper.

ded thread. ded community

Juan James
Juan James

only todger can save us

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

those damn discord servers

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

*whimpers*

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

;_;7

Joshua Walker
Joshua Walker

I took 5 since I typed that 8)

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

Well I'm not gonna post, I'm taking a bath.

Later FAG-ENABLERS

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

*disables*

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

I'm here to save the community~

Joshua Hernandez
Joshua Hernandez

see ya best buddy yan

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

we're saved!

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

History will never remember how it was welms who saved the thread in its darkest hour

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

You are grounded, grounded, grounded, GROUNDED!

Alexander James
Alexander James

guess I'd better go to my room.

Leo Long
Leo Long

*gives mouth to mouth to the thread*

uguu

Hiya, Cuppers. I got out early~

Good. I don't want the credit^^

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

That's probably the best Overwatch gif that I have seen.

Noah King
Noah King

congrats. welcome to the thread, elma.

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

That's right. And don't even think about coming down fir a midnight snack.

Don't ellipses me!

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

but what if I get super hungry.

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

Hihi^^

Sorry about earlier. I was in a strange mood :p

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

Promise to give it to me then?

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

I'll come rape you later

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

You gotta buy me dinner first~

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Its alright
..................
..................
..................

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

I didn't notice anything that you might need to apologize for, so don't worry.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

that still leaves a hunger issue to solve.

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

*squee* Good! <3

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Now that's just plain rude

Your brain will draw its attention to the pain on your butt instead of the hunger pains.

Thomas Rogers
Thomas Rogers

you seem chipper.

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Wanna kill it even worse and play some memewatch?

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

I'm pretending this is gant saying these things and it's working quite well.
I suppose I could go for a few rounds before I turn into a seething pile of rage.

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

What did you want to order off of the dollar menu?

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Don't worry, I expect the rage.

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

I'm a rude person.

David Nelson
David Nelson

Is there a reason to not be??

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

for me? sure. for you, I hope not.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Cheapskate :(

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

When I read Gant's lines, I used the voice of Professor Strange from Arkham City. Best three hours of my life.

I can tell! You just have this unpleasant vibe around you.

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

oh fufufu. Don't be like that~

Nah, I'm in high spirits the last couple days^^

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

not bad, not bad at all.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

im kidding welms
we're going to sizzler

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

Why is taking care of yourself such hard work?

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

Boo, wanna play?

James Reed
James Reed

i have something averagely long and above averagely thick for you to play with test

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

And for Winston Payne, I use Toad from Mario.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

good. I hope you continue to be that way.

David Rogers
David Rogers

Dickbutts

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

penis boobs

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

Somewhere fancy will get you further, baka.

Because life is suffering and beauty is pain.

doing mah nails, pic related

Me too! We will find out Tuesday!

Though I'm hitting up the DMV tomorrow to renew my license, so that should be fun /sarcasm

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

Cuppers fan me, I'm hot and wet.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Butter farts

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

ass clams

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

My beauty is only pain to anyone who isn't me. ♥

Did you paint them or something?

Caleb King
Caleb King

cuticles and shaping them up with a file ^~^

What does that mean?

William Watson
William Watson

VAGINA DICKS

Adam Wood
Adam Wood

but that's more expensive
the best place for a date is always an amusement park anyway
i'll just buy you some cotton candy

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

Make them pretty.

It means jealousy is painful and green and ugly bb.

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

vagina face

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

is chappie worth a rewatch
i dont remember much of it

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

no

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

you like rollercoasters???

I love Cedar Point in Ohio. Biggest and bestest coasters around^^

Oh, I see.

It is very.

Iunno, maybe I'll paint them for my day off tomorrow cause why not? I don't have many colors though... my toes are black from last time still :/

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

Watch The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Its a great comedy

Cooper White
Cooper White

>19 gold metals

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

i love them
i live in cali so it'd really suck if i didnt
i hope there's a lot in colorado

and you go and watch watamote
its an anime meant for normal extroverts like us

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

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Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

there are other things I would do in that situation.
so much fun. those lines are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced.

Mason James
Mason James

I liked having my toes painted black.

It was a great secret.

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

Anime sux

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