that's why we all come here. I think.
he went to uni and became a normie
I usually just end up with my right hand bloodied and swollen and needing to ice it.
Opps, new thread
he really likes it
I know jack. someday probably.
Cupcake and Jack will never meet up to elope and finish their suicide pact
well i wont be
gives you a chance to work on your left handed personal fun time. it's good to be ambidextrous in something or other.
why'd you call me mugen thats weird
good to hear
what vidya you gonna play?
ay fuck you
is that not your name? I thought mugen was the one who posted your character. please correct me if I am wrong.
turning into a real gfur hangout around here.
It's better than just punching the person who consistently annoys me in the face.
As long as you keep Adachi out of the frame I guess it's okay.
though I guess I appreciate you not constantly punching me.
at least my waifu eisen is here?
it's like what people called me in 2011. it's weird to hear it now kinda. iunno
TB, make me a drink!
Sounds like I'm at home here then.
If I have something to do, it's usually DJing, gaming, watching videos or going outside.
Though evenings are the worst for doing stuff, I just get lazier naturally.
Ah...living the grad life I see
Ban all non-animus posters.
I am completely ambivalent to you.
Overwatch with my friends.
i guess i am
Is the user Uno?
oh. well what do you want me to call you?
those all sound like so much more work than just posting here.
you always say the sweetest things.
help me im shaking
you are instigating a fight
most people call me moogs or george now
i'm fixin' to tussle
WHat's wrong, mugs?
He's high as fuck.
hit me with your best shot
im too high and im sick and dying
moogs is it then.
oh, that's no good
High and sick at the same time doesn't sound like a good combination
It's hot out.
Someone give me a tongue bath.
your a fag and i hate you
you should drink some water.
Boo is mine!
True enough. Although motivation does come around on a good day at least.
I think posting is hard enough work as it is, I take so long to respond in general because easily distracted.
Its pretty fun with friends.
Not for much longer.
posting is something easy enough to do while doing other things. not like it matters how long the reply takes.
Please keep fighting over me
no i am so high i'm ill and i vomited. hold me.
suck a dick dumb shit
i did. thank you
Not at all.
It's like cats.
we- Seems like someone else wants your tongue.
you're very welcome.
I'm kind of anti-social in general, but not in a rude way of course
even now it's still a challenge to overcome
meh, illl stick to ark and dank souls
yes, I understand this quite well.
That just means it'd be sloppy and uncomfortable.
We dont have to tell them about my tongue use, rin
Too bad for you, eisen
How'd you even get to this point?
But we're people!
I'm quite good at things while drunk. particularly things of a certain nature.
I can't wait to sweep with my Magikarp, shit is gonna be so Whiscash
i feel a connection between us
percocet with cimetidine and pizza
i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
that's normal. a lot of people feel that way superficially towards me.
Well, I feel that's unhealthy for the relationship.
They'd find out anyway.
Check your cis white male privilege, I'm a 5th gender pyrocat.
This isn't of that nature, though.
this isn't a thing in official tourneys.
and there goes the sugar crash
no, it's far dirtier.
eat more sugar to counteract.
Official tourneys are cancer
What if we just make sure to lock the door?
They all used the same fucking team
i cant wait to show you my toys
You're going to destroy everything
YOu need to be more careful!
But you are a canadaperson complaining about heat, I don't know if I can trust you!
that movie was so boring
kinda ran out, just taking some more water
i'm actually trying to cut down on sugar, because i'm getting inflammation that might be linked to it
Probably, but what does that have to do with Pokemon?
yeah the cimetidine was too much
i was cringing pretty hard at some of the lines
harley quinn was fucking insufferable
i was too high to understand the plot i think
ah, yeah probably cut back then.
sugar is so good though.
maybe tomorrow if my body is ready.
just a question, would my cum taste sweet if under a heavy influence of sugar?
Been afk for a few days, I'm just curious who it was
yes. particularly with fruit juice being the source of the sugar.
This is the type of quality content I expect form the thread.
go back pls
we aim to please, smiles.
Just filter? Idm
Not at all.
It's perfectly normal, and chaste.
Sounds like someone who just can't build a good team, tbh.
That just sounds like you're going to make it pervy.
I mean, obviously I'm complaining about heat because I as a pyrocat am already naturally at the threshold of comfort, and that little bit more from summer heat is too much.
can't see the counters
I'm surprised actually.
America Regional Masters had a lot of double primals.
right, of course. my mistake.
No, never mind, that's 2015.
i wish i was baked i would have probably not noticed the horrible editing
the suicide squad has to solve a problem that wouldn't exist if there was no suicide squad. the joker is there for some reason but doesnt contribute to the plot. the end
A nice citrus solution ought to solve that :3
Well why don't you join in~?
sucrose gets broken down into glucose and fructose in the intestines
thought you were some sort of chemistry student
he was making a finding nemo joke
i thought that's what you were aiming for
Wouldnt licking you all over as a base subject be pretty perverted as it is
pineapple is the most effective.
Because I know nothing of this topic.
Looking good there.
How are you doing, love?
It was a merely curious fantasy, not rocket science
i didnt even notice the editing was bad so i guess i did ok
and yeah what the fuck, the joker just exhaled into the mic a couple times and then left
that dumbass crocodile got more screentime than him
can you sexually transmit cancer?
Depending on how alike you are with the person sexually transmitting cancer, yes.
If the body decides the cancer is foreign material (e.g. you're lewding someone who isn't your sister or identical twin or something) then the cancer will be pretty much just a weak bacterial illness that probably won't even cause a problem.
BE THAT WAY THEN
drinking and feeling moderately okay. how about yourself?
he sounded like richard nixon
Oh shit ^^
I wasn't thinking about finding nemo when I said that
I'm good ty
It's my lil brothers birthday
I took him to grab some sushi and also bought him a shirt at the mall
Jesus christ though a fucking regular shirt was almost like 40 dollars just cause it was from Active
this is not believable
is your name actually nemo
it is my favourite kamuu quote
I'm here to make the thread whiter
Absolutely, it is both love and life of all fruits
just say any dumb shit that comes to mind and you're high up the top in seconds
Nono it just means "nobody" in latin
It would be quite a cool name, maybe
youre my favorite kamuu quote
I dunno. I'm pretty fond of oranges for just eating with no other motive.
Who's whiter, me or colbs?
And I don't mean skin colour.
It's really just basic hygiene, after all.
Wow, Boo, way to make it weird.
It's just a bath. I'm worried about my hygiene, y'know?
I never expected better.
comes to mind
im pretty thug
you have a point.
no need to make it weird.
that is cool too, usually taste is the attractor if anything
I'll come inside your skull if you know what I mean
couldnt we make it erotic like as a dlc pack or something
im not doing any licking unless it's erotic
Notice me Cuppers
Squad was so try-hard and pointless.
It would have been different if they had one or two movies leading up to it, but no, DC is rushing everything even though they haven't earned it like Marvel did.
The post-Deadpool reshoots and edits are painfully fucking obvious and cringe-worthy, the whole thing is a fucking mess and the Joker contributes absolutely nothing to the entire movie, and Jared Leto's performance was fucking WEAK.
Yay! What's up?
what are you up to?
try-hard is a good word for it
I'm practicing the Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.
Tracer told me he wanted me to read that to him.
Are you talking about that popularity counter?
Well you're realistic with your expectations.
God damn alcoholic
Also, Will Smith ruined the movie most of all.
Fuck Will Smith.
Every single line he gives sucks you out of the movie and reminds you that you are watching Will Smith just be a dick version of Will Smith.
Are you going to give me the tongue bath or no?
I just want to be clean after a long day with lots of walking.
I donno, it's a thing either way
Or maybe too much getting high!
YOu should come to texas to get used to your natural heat!
Went out for lunch with my mom, now just sitting in my room
Yeah, pretty much. That avoids a lot of suffering.
I'm sure you have a lovely voice. barry manilow, I believe it was described as? and that's an excellent choice. I have a t shirt that has the entire poem type set in the shape of a raven.
time will tell.
I guess it would honestly depend on whether you taste good or not
He will never top his performance as CYPHER RAGE in After Earth, he should just quit now
nah i dont do it a lot it's why my tolerance is so low
A literal popularity counter?
ha, what a gay fag.
just drinking and posting and watching wings.
You say that every time I say or do anything
Wings? What are you, 40?
ha, what a gay fag.
they shouldn't have talked about how leto was being like daniel day lewis the whole time. it made his performance all the more cringey
Jared Leto can't act.
I hope Leto kills himself
yeah I do. must be because you're such a gay fag.
no, but I do like old shows sometimes. there are some pretty good ones. cheers is good, wings is good. frasier is amazing.
wouldn't doing it more have the opposite effect?
Or that you're mean ;~;
You have the taste of a 40 year old, weirdo
I'd rather go to Hawaii and become an Ice/Fairy type.
I don't actually even know what I taste like.
Someone other than me knows about Wings
No promise that I'll actually do it.
Just one of those where I want to practice for it regardless.
Low expectation is what keeps the suicide away.
Yeah Tsuchi says I have the best silky smooth voice as if he was hearing Berry Manilow again.
I want a tshirt like that. Where did you get it.
Because he is a 40 year old.
KY JARED LETO YOU FAG ENABLER
I LOVE WINGS
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
Go find out for me
lick arm and report back
your body builds a tolerance if you're consistently putting a drug into your body. so the same amount of druh wont get you as high if you take it a lot
Whatchu doing cutie?
my musical taste certainly is about that age.
I like modern shows more than older ones though. I just can appreciate some of the good ones.
it's a great show.
I'll oh your okay.
I get pretty much all my shirts from this site.
Now that's really too pessimistic in my opinion.
Who the fuck cares if Cuppers notices you, fag
All that matters in life is tendies, candy, vidya, and butts
I can't tell.
My sense of taste isn't acute enough.
I'll I'll your your.
no need to be jealous, yan. I'll notice you too all you have to do is ask.
stop it you're making me feel all funny in my swimsuit area.
Listen to this band then
then how am i supposed to judge whether to tongue bathe you or not
instantly off to a good start.
my swimsuit area
I'm expecting someone to post your swimsuit dong now.
They're a new-ish band but they sound like they're old, it's great
i want to see this
Okay, I can't appreciate this thread. Gotta sleep, bye
It should be somewhere in the catalog.
TP posts it a lot.
Guys, let's play Overwatch.
If I were jealous someone would be dead or kidnapped.
That does sound more enjoyable
Exactly, you said your tolerance is low!
I particularly like the actor who plays brian, steve weber. he's been a bit part in a lot of other shows I've watched and he's always very entertaining.
sci isn't around.
you will eventually probably.
I love bands like that. the sword is another good example. priestess as well, sometimes.
I don't really feel like it at the moment. sorry squash.
oh well thank goodness you're not then.
yeah thats why im blasted
what arent i getting
I'm certainly not going to post it.
I wanted a full group.
You could be a little less relieved about it.
So you haven't taken this one much, so you have a low tolerance?
not quite a hmm but I'll take it. best friend status restored.
inside I'm dying a little that you weren't jealous about not getting my attention sooner. it tears me apart.
I'm playing overwatch
throw something at me if you get close and need one more
right. and im therefore really fucked up more so than if i took it a lot
Yan, kidnap the cupcake and eat it
You're just saying that
I don't know.
I'm a doctor.
Show me and I'll make it better.
I suppose I could. steam?
no I would never. you know I crave nothing but your affection and approval.
this seems sketchy but I feel compelled to do it anyway.
That makes sense.
Just be careful so you don't disappear!
Rin post a cuter avatar
That one looks gross
All it took was "Cupcake dick" as the search terms.
oh well there you go, moogs. leave it to tsuchi to know just how to find a picture of my dick.
PREEMIE FAG ENABLER
IT LITERALLY TOOK FIVE SECONDS.
you're the one who is petting me.
Probably gonna buy this
Eh, you might have a point.
I enjoy extremes though. lol
Don't be that way.
i have my boyfriend watching me
I was going to recite something in return as well.
Well th-that's different...
It's not like I'm milking your slutty prostate or using your throatpussy as a cumdump.
of course. there are quite a few good shirts on that site. hope you enjoy it.
you think so? why thank you.
yeah pretty hot tbqh
you could be though. I don't take much convincing.
flattery will get you everywhere.
Thank you ♥
What were you thinking of reciting?
I mean, the thread could have a poetry circle type thing.
We all make some coffee, record a poem that we want to share with the rest of the thread.
Then we discuss the pluses and minuses of the poem before moving on to the next one.
We should probably give a heads up to everyone what we are going to read; this way we can all actually add something to the discussion instead of being lost.
hopefully inside you
i feel a lot better after i puked.
I'll give you a compliment for some hardcore nude photographs of yourself.
that sounds like a lovely idea. I'll need to catch up on my shel silverstein so I can really impress everyone.
an incredibly easy place to get to, honestly.
lost all those when my laptop died. I barely have anything left now.
Jabberwocky, my own reading of The Raven, Perhaps a chapter or two of the book I'm reading. Would leave it up to you really, as it would be fair of me after requesting it from you.
Ok, that's good.
Do you ahve any plans for the rest of the day?
Pretty sure it would just end with people jerking off to whoever has a feminine enough voice.
Because that's how these threads work.
yeah i look like you'd be super active
not that im calling you a slut
maybe play a videogame. im not sure
I'd jerk off to yours just to spite you.
Giving a compliment seems like a lot of effort anyways.
I guess it was just never meant to be.
you wouldn't be wrong in the slightest to call me one.
just give me your dick instead.
I will meet up with you and jam pencils down your ears so you will never be able to do that.
one of my kids drew something for you smiles
This thread has become very lewd
Sounds like a good Sunday
hay slut wan sum smash?
oh thats a thumb
i drew that
as long as I get to meet up with you
it takes slightly more effort than that. but not a lot.
wish i weren't tired already
I won't give you what you want most: death.
I want cato to pull out of me and cum on my stomach
have you seen his cock
It's like three inches
also he's fat
You didn't hear any of this from me
Fucking Koreans man, that spoon bottle opening technique looks cool as fuck
I just use a lighter
How does Holla Forums open their beer?
none of that twist off shit either
do you have more photos
you're disgustingly cruel.
How am I going to do that?
Take a nap!
I have a bottle opener on my keyring
Would you do me a great honor in going hand in hand with me to the bedroom so I may gently undress you from the fine silk dress I gave you? Only so I may ravage you and mess your hair up in ways only the wind has before?
im not allowed
i have to inspect them
well now you're just working too hard. and the answer is yes.
not sure if you have to.
The only thing I'd do is take you out for lunch and force you to pay for yourself just for me to leave immediately after.
-paws your tail- =^.^=
you're so fucking romantic it makes my knees weak.
in all honesty I feel like we would be able to have a decent time if we were to hang out. drink and watch some stupid show or something.
yeah michael is a cunt
are you willing to risk that
S-shit! I didn't think it would work.
Wow that's baby shit
hopefully in a manner most ungentle.
you make a good point.
I'm telling your boyfriend on you.
You have strange ideas sometimes
Is that boyfriend?
i will be waiting
I open my beer by not drinking beer, tbqh.
I don't think ungentle is a word.
brb killing self
I went to go take a picture of it and just noticed I lost it heck. you can just hit it on the edge of a table to open it anyway
DO something to convince him to let you sleep!
waiting on the world to change?
it didn't have a little red line under it so checkmate.
I don't have one.
Only an interest in someone.
I probably wouldn't in all honesty.
Not as some insult to you or that there's any aversion to the idea but simply because there's not anything making me want to either.
no i need to be up. but being up is suffering
for dat ass
I just doodle things in mspaint in like 30 seconds for these.
*grabs a brush and puts on a little makeup, hides the scars to fade away the shakeup*
Do something anyway~
YOU WANTED TO
Wow Desu take better care of your stuff
You might lose your bf Subtle too if you don't take better care of your things
That looks cooler anyways
Beer is oishii tho
*eats chow mein chop chop chop sue eee*
well I'll tell him then.
I wasn't implying that either of us wanted it. only that I think we could hang out easily enough without actually killing each other.
you're a pretty bold pervert.
Shit, I guess I have to give you penis now
COLBS COME HERE AND LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY YOU FAG-ENABLER
System of a Down is overrated.
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?
you absolutely do.
Woah dude cool it with the controversial opinions man
Hifumi is my spirit animal.
no suicide pls ;~;
im going to hold out on the hope i'll get less tired as the pill wears off
the boy pussy. i want to see the boy pussy
I'm sorry Luka
Sometimes angels deserve to die
I drink woman drinks, though.
So I never really acquired the taste for beer.
that's her name?
all i have is a folder of her... got anything i can add to mine? ^_^
Luka pls become an hero k thnx
DANCIN IN THE DESERT BLOWIN OFF THE SUNSHINE
it's a pretty great thing to look at, I agree.
okay fine geez. I was only kidding anyway.
Your soulcrushing ennui and my general apathy would just end in the most boring time of not really doing anything with neither of us really bothering to even initiate conversation.
how does an angel die?
k just a sec
Give cuppy your wenis for me I dun wanna
I heard having sex is like exercise
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST IN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIIIIIIIIIIDE
I dunno, but when they do I cry
He doesn't even want it
nice tail. would totally yank it out of you
Just pretend ur me
which is basically most of my human interaction as it is already. even before this I was an astoundingly boring person to hang out with.
wow trying to pawn me off onto someone else what a jerk.
Don't have a folder of her ;;
Is Fallout 4 worth getting yet?
Did you win?
Kids have such a vivid imagination.
That sounds lovely.
I would love to hear a reading.
Ohhhh now I'm more tempted to do so.
dont worry i'd be sure to replace it with something better
drinks girl drinks
isn't even a girl
You probably drank the shitty kind of beer
Get good beer
D-Do it again
I almost forgot about System of a Down
They're pretty shit but still make some pretty catchy songs
Is you anus worth fucking yet?
Depends on my mood.
I'm either entirely apathetic and wishing I wasn't there or a mix of annoyed and just intentionally pissing people off.
wow you can sea angels?
do they look beutiful?
cause she iz me! :P
Sure, let me know what you'd like then.
Do not be lewd
The last person who told me that told me to drink a brand that I'd already tried and disliked.
Yeah, I heard BYOB in Germany for the first time, the only English TV they had there was like MTV and Comedy Central lol
Also that was the first place I saw The Daily Show back when Stephen Colbert was still on it
Not the ones that deserve to die
it always has been if you enjoy exploration in games. it's not quite as good in a lot of areas as new vegas or 3, but the mechanics are great, the exploration is amazing and the world is very big, even if the overworld map isn't. I'd recommend it.
you seem to know just what to say. have we met before or something?
yeah, honestly I'm pretty much the same a lot of the time.
Socially dysfunctional except when using IM?
is this /r/me_irl