Rip

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

rip

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Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

bump

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

im not reposting it kyle you saw it

hi luka

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

whyrip

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

I won't repost

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

reposting is for nerds.

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

This is my entrance

Evan Long
Evan Long

hi

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

I will start his retraining immediately.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

i know you wont disappoint me

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

What's your style? Follow the direction to a T? I almost always overcook. Slightly burnt is the only way to eat.

I can't make this decision for you.

Don't thank me yet, I only have like 1000 girl furs.

Fine, --I-- will repost.

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vN85NX6-vk

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

nothing interesting.

*pets*

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

excellent. and be sure to show your work.
I usually follow the instructions very closely the first time, then adjust as needed until I get it perfect. most things I cook end up doing just fine with the instructions being followed, but there's a few things I have my own way of doing and they turn out way better.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

That's what my mom said. Boy, are you two in for a surprise.

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

wussup
mommy never liked me that way

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

Is that cup?

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Alright time to go do things, see you guys never again

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

enjoy your vacation

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

george go knock on squash's door

he's jerking off

Leo James
Leo James

my cat? yeah, that's her. cute right?
goodbye person.

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Please do it for me.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Well, you have shown be before, but yeah

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

i might have died a little happier not knowing that

David Thomas
David Thomas

looking for company~

Ian Williams
Ian Williams

oh, I forgot.

Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Do you have any favorites? I'd probably go with the Smart Ones turkey and mashed potatoes, or the Marie Callender Country Fried Chick and Gravy, which is a pain to make, but is also pretty impressive.

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

nice
i hear craigslist is good for that

Ayden King
Ayden King

You never gave her a reason to.

I am like dangerously low on milfs. I didn't know my situation was so dire in the milf department.

It's not.

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

some of those meals really turn out great, but these days I'm super super lazy because I just don't have the energy for much. I've been really favoring these chinese food things that you pop in for 5 minutes and then eat out of what looks like a takeout box. they are incredibly good and have a decent amount of food in them for less than 2.50. the new ones I'm trying though are even better, they just take more work...

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

You forget everything, even that were married

Jordan King
Jordan King

nope

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

even worse

how many horse dicked trannies do you have

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

I was about to say that isn't even legal but then I remembered that it was.

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

ffdae96f8dd292374a966ec8b57d9cc680ce1d23cb7072c522efe32a1a7e34b0

???

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

You cant escape the truth.

Justin Long
Justin Long

ikt

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

yes

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

don't see no ring on this finger.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Youre right, I see a collar

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Wait these aren't the launch codes

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

My brother gets the Tai Pei ones sometimes, I'm not a big fan of that cuisine though. You ever do microwavable pizzas? Those Digiorno ones really filling. I mean, the sauce is basically just sugar, but I'm microwaving pizza, I'm not looking for diced tomatoes here.

Actually, I think a few. Luckily.

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

don't see one of those either.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

see you folks tomorro probably

Samuel Edwards
Samuel Edwards

tai pei, that's the one I get. I'm bad at remembering names without help.

I know the red baron ones are pretty good, but I am actually willing to put in the effort when it comes to pizza. it's very similar to microwaving anyway, just takes a lot longer.

Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

goodbye bard. sleep well.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

disaster avoided

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

dont die in your sleep bard

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

well I don't.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Try not to have your world fall down around you between now and then Bard okay bye.

James Hall
James Hall

Only beef and broccoli tai pei is good.

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

Thank god

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

Slaap goed!

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

a lot of them are good, actually.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Later

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

Dont be gay

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

seems counterproductive to your apparent desires.

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

o shit whaddup

James Jones
James Jones

I get a mix of frozen microwave and oven ones. Jack's are good for thincrust, I mostly get them because they're cheap though. Mmm, cheap...

When life gives you lemons, look at gross porn to kill the sting.

My mom always gets the beef and broccoli at the local Chinese food place.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

not my fault you don't have working taste buds.

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

yeah, that's kind of my main thing too, other than the simple ease of the stuff. it's all so cheap. eating for an entire day only costs like 6 bucks usually.

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

whaddup whaddup whaddup
there's nothing gross

they're beautiful

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

Youre a girl, so its okay

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

life would be so much easier if I was one. and even in spite of that I'm glad I'm not one.

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

If you're looking to diversify, the oven garlic breads are easy and filling. I'm also a fan of tater tots and hash brown, you don't even really have to flip them if you don't want to. The starch diet is the diet for me.

I can see why you avatar as someone with a fatty fatty boomballatty girlfriend.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Furry dickgirls offend me.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

you're just a sexist

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

yeah, I should grab some tater tots the next shopping trip. I love them but I kind of always forget they exist.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Besides the gender inequality, lower pay wages, and that whole vagina bleeding thing, being a girl would be kind of alright probably

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

you know what offends me?

english words being unnecessarily made into katakana

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

gender inequality, lower pay wages

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Fucking hate that shit.

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

:D

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

pay gap is a myth that has been disproved about a million times.

women have no less legal rights than men in the third world.

if you think about things logically, ie, not like a feminist, you can clearly see that men are actually at a disadvantage in a lot of ways. women get so much help that they've started to overtake men in pretty much everything, especially graduating from college.

but yeah, having a vagina would be disgusting.

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

G-GUYS IT'S JAPANESE--!
K-KAWAIII!!!!!

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

third world

the fuck is wrong with me.

western world.

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

Im being ironic, stop taking me seriously.

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

I mean, yes. I obviously am.

Stop being so sexist.

Oh, and those broccoli stuffed chicken breasts. Those are great. The best part is, I pick up those boxes of foil that come out like kleenex, just individual pull out segments that you throw on a pan, no more huge annoying dishes that I know in my heart I will never do.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

My animes do it, though.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

scum

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

oh. I knew that.

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

I'm back.

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

That wall of text I didnt read says otherwise

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

I also do anything I can to make sure I don't have dishes to wash. I get the paper plates and plastic utensils and can usually make a plate out of whatever the packaging the food I cook came in. it's great.

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

that was an ironic wall of text haha

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

Yeah, I wasn't sure if you were pro women and being ironic or what.

Hey! I'm not scum! I'm a bottom feeder! There's a huge difference there! I eat scum!

With a brand new rap?

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

how much cum was there

Hudson White
Hudson White

Pokemon rap is the only rap for me.

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

I'm pro equality.

I do tend to dislike women though. not my fault they are all vapid, self absorbed, self severing irredeemable shews.

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

in black?

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

swallow it all

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

i LOVE anime!!!

aishiteryu!!!

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

You're clearly drunker than I am

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Who even?

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

Test, I'm white as hell.

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

I'm completely sober at the moment. I'm waiting a little bit longer then I'm going to jump right back into it.

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

It's not a race thing.

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

Baka.

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

Why are we mocking this, again?

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

wow rude.

Gavin Taylor
Gavin Taylor

Then you should have got the reference :^)

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Because of name

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

is my bff luke still here

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

It's probably an awful thing, but my family has used paper plates and bowls along with plastic silverware for years now. It's so convenient that I don't even care how white trash it is. You can even wash them a few times if you want.

I meant the jail kind. Unless you also meant that....

Women are fine I guess. It's not their fault they weren't born the objectively saner sex.

I will. It will make me big and strong. Maybe I can eat little people then instead.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

Is is basically high level bullying.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

You love it.

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

I should probably slow down. Eventually I'll hit that wall.

You know. Where I vomit and start screaming at people

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

holy fuck my sides are obliterated

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

I had not even noticed it.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

do you have vore

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

I should probably sleep.

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

go sleep retard

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

Night bro i love u

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

Why don't you?

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

I'm afk atm will be back on PC soon

(^:

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

I'd never bother to wash them, but yeah they are insanely convenient. they don't even really cost that much either. just no reason to bother washing stuff unless you feel like it, which I certainly don't.

yeah, see you get it.
perhaps.
sounds like you should slow down while you have the ability to realize you should slow down.
trying to double dip goodnight posts

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

going user
still posting

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

I am glad to bring you joy

Eli Long
Eli Long

Who even?

I am thinking about it.

I'm not sure. Kind of want to play Zelda.

I DIDNT SAY I WAS GOING YET

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Profess your love to me.

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

I love you.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

[.jpg of an anime girl with a smug grin and eye bags]

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

It didn't even touch the sides.

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

I've submitted recently that you sleep for two hours and six hours of your sleep you simply replace with n64

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

of course not. not before soaking up all those juicy (you)s.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Sleep

Eli Ross
Eli Ross

Thats so weak..

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

Some, but it's all hopelessly buried. Kind of like the vore victims.

Can you believe that some people actually go through more than one pair of jeans a week?

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

Sleep is death.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

That very well could be it.

Fishing for those ninis.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

"apathetic" is a good way to describe my general attitude on the best of days.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

that's impossible. literally impossible. no one could be that needlessly wasteful.

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

im back on pc boo my bestest pal

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

ew

Aiden King
Aiden King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7d3qDqmrQ

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

I will smack you

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

not entirely sure how that would improve my mental state.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

not wearing clean clothes daily
not changing sometimes through the day
not showering atleast 3 times a day minimum.

Wow, you are disgusting.

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

if my friend ends up selling me his miata i WILL wire the headlights like that

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

buy EDF and lets play

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

your songs are always such sad lyrics

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

tfw the only people who appreciate your friendship are fucking furries

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

I can do anything with a little tough love

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

miatas are so cute <3

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

im broke

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

If only I were rich enough to throw all of my clothes away after wearing them.

When everything is gross ew loses its meaning.

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

I'm secretly a very sad man.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

I guess we'll have to see.
if I were the richest man on earth I still wouldn't do such a thing. it would just be so stupid.

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

i can beleive that
I wanna hug you irl
what are you drinking

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Boo. Can we be friends. I mean. So I can save you from the furry degenerates.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Just wine, my man. Normally this is the part where I break out the whiskey, but I have a box of wine, so might as well keep working on that.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

See what? You already know its true

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

Whiskey is my kind of lullaby
What kind of wine are you indulging in

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Are you calling me a furry?

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

everything I used to know seems like a dream now.

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

I may have to play some Guitar Hero World Tour.

You made your bed, now yiff in it.

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

he's saying you and I aren't friends of his apparently.

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

Just a boxed merlot, I didn't even look at the brand.

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

You are clearly one of the furries.

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

Im right here though

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

that's absurd.
yeah but I'm sure you know what I mean.

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

boxed wine

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

wine

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans


I am really excited, here in the next few weeks I am shelling out a few hundred for a ps4 and rockband so me and my best friennd can play together
just into the guitar controller or were you much for the drums and singing?

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

You said you smoke right or are you just a drinker

David Scott
David Scott

gross my man
I hope you can enjoy it

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

tfw that after-complaint call happiness
I'm about to get a doctor fired.

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

It's not good. But it's there.

What's wrong with you

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

I smoke sometimes, not a lot though. I don't have a steady supply any more.
so many things.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

I can enjoy its effects, if the taste is less than mediocre.

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

I would do it BECAUSE it's so stupid. The first thing I would do is buy a family sized bag of doritos for every toilet in my house and just dump them in.

I sang a little, but I just did guitar mostly. My brother did some of the drums. It's definitely a fun party game, if it's something you can get into. For some people it's just not their thing.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

I can see the appeal but for the life of me can't find it appealing.

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

Agreed

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Be ready

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

how ominous. very well.

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

Wine is fine also.

RIP Test.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

You're a better man than I
A ways back I picked up a couple litres of a boxed red and it was the worst thing I've ever drank
I'm a real succor for those white wines, very a fan of Moscato d'iastis
so tasty
here in iowa we actually havea local winery called tasssle ridge
they make higher alcohol content than most whites i've tried and its still tasty as all hell

Kevin Lee
Kevin Lee

wine is better than beer at least. which is undrinkable.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

The next thing I would do is fill the bowl of my standing lamp with toothpaste. I've always wanted to do that.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

I work in ominous
Mostly because its something that I want to happen, but wont until I am re-situated when I get back from seattle next week

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

calling me a normie
Do you want me to beat you up Cupcake?

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

on this we can certainly agree. the compulsion to just squeeze absurd amounts of toothpaste into things is pretty strong for me.
you already know that I kind of do.
well I look forward to it then.

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

mfw girls acting tough but instantly obey when you tell them to bend over

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

Dont get too hyper on me now

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

If you need your wine to be a little sweeter on the way down a moscato does the job. A strong merlot can be good with a meal, but this particular wine is overly bitter. It's not even high in sulfates, it's just got no flavor outside of "difficult to swallow", but it doesn't have too much burn because it's still just wine, so it's not so bad that I'm going to gag or anything.

Beer is okay. I mostly use it as a chaser for other things. Usually whiskey.

Stout beers like Guiness are definitely my favorite. The only beer I'd class undrinkable are IPAs

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

I'll try to contain myself.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

PLEASE

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

all beer is undrinkable. but I keep forgetting that your taste buds don't work right.

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

I'll do my very best.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

Don't be gross.

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

you're probably used to drinking liquor though
standards standards

Jackson James
Jackson James

No you dumb slut, you're supposed to get scared not turned on

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Show your cool otaku cred

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

If you were to be honest with yourself, is the one who has weird taste buds you or absolutely everyone else in the world

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

oh right sorry. oh please soto don't hit me please no.

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

Yeah, im out.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Wait...

Adrian Ortiz
Adrian Ortiz

everyone else in the world.

if I'm being completely honest.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

bye bye

Owen King
Owen King

beer is objectively trash

no one would drink it if it didn't get you drunk

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

It's just the right thing to do, I think.

kiss

Camden Long
Camden Long

Standards are just missed opportunities, I hear.

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

i have the peret image for this occasion

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

it must be, if two perfectly normal people like us want to do it so bad.

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

YEAH OKAY

I know I wouldn't.

But it does, so I might as well.

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

But it does, so I might as well.

so many other options exist to get you drunk you have no real excuse for drinking literal pisswater.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

i also hurt my leg somehow

what the fuck

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

though you can pretty much apply that to all other alcohol too, w/e

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

Then why do they sell beer that doesn't get you drunk and why do people buy it?

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

seems like you probably hurt your leg at some point while drunk, drunk enough you don't remember and also have a hangover. mystery solved.

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

People are fucking dumb.

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

I genuinely like stout beers. No joke.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

now you're just being silly. vodka is marvelous.

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

They're bad with money too.

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

Why can't there be a president running on a sensible platform like that? It's an important issue. Along with making pumpkin flavored things available year-round.

Don't walk and drink, man. Haven't you seen those posters?

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

ur fucking dumb

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

and you bring us nicely back to the issue of your taste buds being off kilter.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

Not liking beer
You'll grow up some day :3

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

Dont tease me so.

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

and why do people buy it?
because they're fucking idiots

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

cute

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

vodka is marvelous.
Straight vodka is the absolute worst.

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

someone probably harvesting my bone marrow while i was passed out
i havent actually

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

harvested*

Adam Torres
Adam Torres


W-Will you finally e-date me now Mordin-sama

I was about to go cyber you right now

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

bumping from rabb.it

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

"hurddurr i was born without male hormones ergo beer is bad"

literally these fags

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

If you take it in quick shots it's not so bad.

But that's just to get drunk, not to actually enjoy it I suppose.

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

You really need to walk more when you drink, man, stretch out those muscles. It's no wonder your leg hurts. How irresponsible.

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

I rest my case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw-QRyQcFH8

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

pumpkin flavored things are alright I guess. a pumpkin pie with whipped cream on it is basically one of the best things you can ever treat yourself to.

you should run for president.
I'm getting to the point where I actually like it. but the main reason I like it so much is how well it mixes.
and your organs as well. you should get that checked out.
pretty much. it's inconceivable to me that other people have opinions different from mine but somehow they do.
promises promises. you'll never do it.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

yeah when you mix it

and that drink would taste better if it didn't have alcohol in it

but it still at least tastes good, unlike beer

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

What

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

I suppose it's fairly normal, with you guys learning to drink recently

They'll learn eventually. It's like coffee and wine.

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

pretty much all of those are correct.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Im going to kill myself.

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

i am 70% sure i just walked back and forth from the bathroom the whole time
my insides feel pretty good.

you should feel them

Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

I've been drinking for years and at this point I'm basically an alcoholic. I like to enjoy the taste of what is going in my mouth though, and I have yet to find a single beer I can tolerate.

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

You may now abscond.

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

If I were to pick an absolute worst it's gin

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

that's lewd. and besides, I don't top

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

Sounds like more trouble than it's worth. I guess I might be willing to sit for president, or get pushed for president, like FDR.

Were you kneeling on tile? That would do my leg in. Where on your leg does it hurt?

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

gin is pretty fucking horrible.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

please
please do it

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

bump

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

How else will I get my (you)s, if not announcing it to the world?

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

whatever gets those important issues addressed.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

I think beer can be good if it's cold. Hot beer is really awful though.
I'm trying to be nice to you now so please don't put me in situations where I have to be unpleasant.
I still don't really like it. Have to mix it with something or I'll have a hard time keeping it down.
Drink responsibly.
Please do not.

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

BUMP

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

bump

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

I don't do anything responsibly.

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

thanks for the bumps guys, we were just about to fall off the board

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

It's like coffee and wine.

they're like other things that nobody likes the taste of until they condition themselves to like the taste due to the effects the drinks give them

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

I mean, I can address them, I just don't know who I'm supposed to be addressing them TO. Or even where to write the address. Who sends mail anymore?

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

i am positive people are more versatile than they say
tibia

i didnt know there was another bone next to it

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

Throw out a contemptible opinion. Tends to work for me.

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

The recommended videos

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Fuck off mording you weren't even here when that was a possibility you fucking 15 year old piece of shit

Connor Young
Connor Young

bumps 4 life

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

You should. Being irresponsible is for rebels and dumbasses.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

Took me a few years to get a liking to it. The states are not exactly known for their fantastic beer though so I guess there's that

Memes aside, an ice cold gin and tonic is pretty good

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

old people who can't figure out how to computer. and that age is dying rapidly.
I've tried many times and every single time I go limp without fail.
I'm the second one.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Aren't I older than you?

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

as in age, not the time spent on here.

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

Hey Darwin who do you think were better in terms of e-fucking, Mordin or Goggles
Like honestly e-fucking Mordin would probably take the cake cause when I cybered Goggles that nigga was so boring
But in terms of nudes Goggles would probs win tho

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

The person I used to call my best friend was very fond of Gin and Tonic

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

took me a few years to get a liking to it

see, this is the part the baffles me. why you would not just find something you like right away or very soon after and instead force yourself to drink something you don't until you grow to like it is beyond my ability to understand.

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

My dad loves gin and tonic and martinis. I find them nauseating.

I like vodka martinis though.

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

Not if your darwin's whore n

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

Lies. Beer is good. It aint quite godly like whiskey though

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

heeerrrrooooooo

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

ay bud

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

so is he like permabanned? nobody filled me in on this
you have my condolences. not really bottoming is better anyway

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

Mordin being nice

lol nice fucking meme

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

It aint quite godly like whiskey though

Time to break out the bourbon or should I stop while I'm ahead

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

I always hear people talking about that, but I've never had my leg hurt there. Dunno what it could be. Probably the roofer's hammer you took to it while on PCP.

Don't forget hipsters looking to hark back to the days of yore when men were tough and women were furniture. Yes, that is the way they will get women.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Herro?

Herro?????????????????

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

it would be nice to try at least once. I might need to use some kind of help supplement though.
those days were straight up better and everyone knows it.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

Be a responsible dumbass.
Something tells me you've done none of those things.
Oh, right. In that case, feel free to continue.
Someone has to be. It sure as heck isn't going to be you apparently.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

I'll consider it.

Bentley Sanders
Bentley Sanders

WAIT I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL MYSELF DARWINS WHORE

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

I had not noticed them.

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

Whoa wall inc

Being able to drink coffee allows you to invite a girl out for coffee rather than ordering a hot chocolate like a huge vagina

What am I even thinking, you guys inviting girls out LOL

It's a solid drink.

Peer pressure, everybody else drinks beer. Being able to go for just a beer with the guys is also nice. Don't have to crack open bottles of vodka or rum or whatever.

I'm not saying those are bad, quite the opposite. But beer is a great social lubricant.

Each to his own. Vodka martini makes me feel all James Bond-y

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

it's a sin to tell a lie

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

Holy shit Test are you an alcoholic now too?
You drink as much as I do on a weekly basis
God damn alcoholic, no wonder your beard is that long

You really have let yourself go

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

tfw a doctor literally endagers your life by taking you off anti-depressents and anxiety meds cold turkey when she's literally just a temp and her only fucking job is to copy the prescriptions and refil them
tfw you complain about it and this bitch is probably going to get suspended
feel gud

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

But I'm glad you told the truth

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

guess I've never had the problem of having friends enough to acquire the taste.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

arent you though?

hi testu

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

man i'd be awful on PCP

get a flesh light

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

Being able to drink coffee
What a skill.

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

Does that make him my pimp? Do I have to pay him?

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

are you volunteering?

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

where u at bby

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

Then I can see why you never bothered learning.
Drinking beer is all I learned in high school huehuehua

(v;

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

Please, I don't want tho think about pregnancy on a relaxing night in.

Fairly few people would be a breeze on it, methinks.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

I like to get them dirty.

Which mean mean olive brine added in. Not whatever you were thinking.

tldr fam

like nobody fucking reads your posts

Yes, but you can also get him to beat up people for you.

Mostly he's just going to fuck and beat you though.

Hello Boou

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Wait is that Lucy?
No fucking way

I'm never going to be nice to you but like you enjoy that so in all reality this is a win win situation

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

seeing as squash is there too I'd rather visit.
actually that's been my main theory as well. when underage people drink it's always beer, so even though it tastes horrible they just deal with it because yay alcohol. I started at a proper age and so my taste is more hard liquor.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

that dirty shit is disgusting

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

Are you turning illusions for money?

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Tricks.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

I really like green olives, man. I like the brine.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

Test didn't even response

F-Fuck you too, Goomba-kun

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

You shouldn't even give him sarcastic responses man

Experimental, sour drinks are popular here at the moment. I see stuff with capers in it like whoa

Also the fact that it's pretty normal to start drinking at 14-15 here makes it easier.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

Direct me to your post

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

Oh God, the day is breaking and I don't have my curtains up.

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

why would you not want to think about the miracle of childbirth

im great on percocet though. i love percocet so much i fuck it

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

Fuck it. Go for broke.

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

Destroy the sun.

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

yeah, good point.
you're a fan of the show as well?

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Good idea

Julian Jones
Julian Jones

strange boy
in your drink, no matter?
Even worse

John Lopez
John Lopez

plenty start with vodka over here

and then everyone got bothered about teens drinking too much vodka as it was "like candy" when mixed, so now it's heavily taxed

spoiler: didn't stop people from drinking

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

capers

Ew, I don't even like those on food.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

I didn't think pimps fiddled the merchandise.
It's hard to be nice to you if you're being a cunt.
Illusions darwin. A trick is something a whore does for money. Oh wait I guess that's what I'd actually be doing, yeah.

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

You should mix it in with your coffee. Have some Perkocet.

I'll do the next best thing, destroy myself so that I never have to see it again.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Dude, don't you have to sleep at some point though?

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

over my dead body

William Phillips
William Phillips

in fairness to me i had typed out a post telling him good job for fucking up someone's job by being a fat piece of shit who pretends he has mentall illnesses but i erased it so that's less acknowledgement than i wanted to give

i have some self control see

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

I own all of it

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

they're not going to let him into the country club when we go for lunch later.
yeah your country is even more fucked up than mine when it comes to big brother sticking his nose in your business.

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

Then you are sorely mistaken.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

this pleases me. it's my favorite show of all time.

Michael Cox
Michael Cox

I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT-ASS COUNTRY CLUB YOU FREAK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

12 hours til work
then 2 days off
how about you buddy

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

wow. I can't stop laughing now.

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

I take it with cimetidine

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

Nah, Cupcake is more of an alcoholic than I am, fam.

My beard just happens because I'm the reincarnation of Gimli.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

You say this a lot

Anthony Gonzalez
Anthony Gonzalez

you wish you were that tall.

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Guatemalan Tamales have Capers, Olives, Almonds, Prunes, Raisins, etc
Its a fucking weird mix but tastes pretty great

Haven't I always been a cunt towards you?

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

Is that Tagamet or whatever?

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

it is true a lot.

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

I've got a week till school starts and nothing till then other than one visit to a strip club at some point between monday and wednesday that isn't even planned yet.

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

Yeah well youre gay a lot rekt

William Walker
William Walker

i just get generic. increases strength and duration according to hubby

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

Are you going to be the stripper or the stripee?

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

I suppose I've been bested yet again.

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

How do you know so much about this?
You used to say you'd stop after 6 months.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

Do you get it legit?

David Walker
David Walker

in all honesty man Im going to miss you
you arent the friendlisest
but I really like having you in the thread
I hope your schooling goes well and make sure to drop by and see us all once it's up and going
You go to strip clubs much then?

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Don't think it's healthy not having tight restrictions on that stuff but eh, country isn't on fire just yet

Nah I'm not good at eating them either. I had a drink called Lumumba recently which was pretty good.

I think the other would have been more entertaining but you're cute enough doing that.

Parker Allen
Parker Allen

I'm going to be the guy walking into the bar already drunk.

Because that's real life, man.

Watch Taxi Driver already.

That terrifies me on principle.

Wow

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

what does that mean

i get the cimetidine from walgreens

the percocet is from numerous places

Juan Edwards
Juan Edwards

what did I do this time?
it's fine. better to have less government involvement than more. even if it's dangerous.

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

i love percocet

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

What if I already did?

Joseph King
Joseph King

it is the fucking best oh my god

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

Nothing, I just have nothing to say anymore.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

happens to me all the time. I understand.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

I meant do you have a prescription for the Percocet, as it is a prescription drug.

Justin King
Justin King

Your younger sis doesnt tell you anything?
My imouto starts talking shit on me once she sees me with any trace of some amount of facial hair and starts calling me ugly and says I should shave it or else I wont get any girlfriends

We never made it past the 6 month mark

To top it off its a more gelatinous type of masa thats used, with pork in a achiote sauce, wrapped in banana leaves

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

I know I'm not super friendly, but if I was any nicer it would just be fake. I try to be genuine, man.

I really didn't show up as much last semester when school started getting bothersome, but who knows, I might get my shit together and be around just as much this semester as I have been all summer.

I guess that's doubtful, though.

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

I've been here for a year now.

Colton Long
Colton Long

You have met a terrible fate.

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

I just ignored her until I had a genuine beard.

Now she likes touching it and says "yeah it's pretty cool".

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

probably most doubtful
And that's toatally fine and cool
just dont forget about us when you get out

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

You can just copy the answers to your homework into posts so that we know what you're up to. And then ten years from now some kid desperately looking up the answers to homework problems due in two hours will have to drag through pages of obese midgets getting it on for the sweet nectar that he desires.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

partially

doctors are very stingy though. probably due to people like me lol. so some of them are from this girl who skims leftover drugs from people who get it prescribed it for like dental work and injuries.
<3

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

holy shit test has an incest relationshi p with his sister

you reading this?

Cameron Hernandez
Cameron Hernandez

Wanna do a game of League or is it getting too late?

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

-it

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

Go back in time and save me onegai.

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

False

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

I've only known you for like only 4 months

WHOA FUCKING 2LEWD4ME

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

How much do you take, and how often? The tolerance on that stuff is a bitch.

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Much too late. My internet was not cooperating all day either.

I would be too tempted to change other things.

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

a year.

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

You can yamete all you want
No one will taskete you

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

what the fuck are you talking about, dude

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

IT'S HAIR

Don't worry about that, man.

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

all according to keikaku

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

this is gonna be great when you and her are in my harem

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

tn note: keikaku means plan

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

2lewd4me
It's not a fucking doujin, nigger

It rarely seems to do that, does it not bother you?

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

Swedish fish should just neck themselves

Anthony Anderson
Anthony Anderson

It's better to have live and learned? Is that what they say?

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

You don't ever think about future generations googling homework answers? Where's your imagination?

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

Sometimes, but occasionally it can server as a nice pretext not to play with certain people.

Hardly any learning involved.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

This website deletes posts eventually

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

I think they need help

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

just dont spawn an incest baby and idgaf
i normally take 5 mg and that can get me high but i recently got 10 mg from that girl i mentioned which gets me to a point where i'm almost a little too high. I'm not taking them a lot due to supply and i dont want to get like dependant. 8 bucks a pill though which is pretty good

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

Yes, great

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

ITT we summon UI to come evict swedish from the thread

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Chase Turner
Chase Turner

I believe in the all-powerful secret archives, Al. I have faith.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

There won't be incest sex you sick uck

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

You fucking wish faggot
If I had known you for a whole year I would've treated you nicely and like actually respected you for lasting that long in this community
Nice meme tho

:)

You take the boipussy I take the mouth

Nigga, whatchu know about doujins m8
You don't know shit about lewd images

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

Don't ever use the excuse on me for that purpose.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

would you not consider a threesome incest?

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

There is supposed to be a U in 助けて Im pretty sure.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Do you guys ever have a n intense couple seconds of nostalgia
it feels like you are back in an old period of your life
everyting is okay and feels alright for a couple seconds and then it slips away
I love that feeling
I was 15 again for a couple oof seconds there

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

Yeah, that's fairly cheap. Is the condition chronic, or are you going to be cut off from your doctor eventually?

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

I only ever used it on that person who was annoying me the other day.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

it can server

what a dumbass

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

you know a niggas cool shit when he's willing to let you at that bp and take the mouth for himself

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

I love you the way you are

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

this is a safe space. you're two consenting adults. what is the problem.
frequent migraines. dunno

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

youre going fucking crazy bard

get off the opiates

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

He who doesn't understand history is doomed to repeat it?
You posted on our board back in july I'm pretty sure.

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

what is the problem

There are plenty, most of them genetic, some of them just stem from my puritanical morality

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

if i had opiates beleive me man I wouldn't be posting as tomoko

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

I don't really miss being 15 that much.

Know what triggers them?

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

Think of it this way, Al, you can go with Puritan, or pure 10/10.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

cant let the church ruin your life.
stress, bright lights, sometimes nothing.

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

I promise you my exhentai profile only has the dankest shit on the net I dare you to challenge me

Oh naturally

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

what were your teenage years like?

I dont really miss mine that much but it was a nice eexperience for a few seconds
sometimes ill feel 5 sometimes ill feel 17

I dont have love for you
but I have immense respect

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

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Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.

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