Dicks out for Harambe

Noah Green
Noah Green

Dicks out for Harambe.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.qhi.co.uk/list.asp?ptyp=ol&ref=&c=&field=&data=Estrofem&match=phrase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzJdpvVtE8
Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

hurr early thread hurr

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

Cupcake prevention methodology

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

I probably jinxed it now. Gonna get water all over.

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

I wait longer now because people bitch like crazy if I don't

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

My dick is already out.

Adrian Howard
Adrian Howard

herrrroooooooo

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

I complain that you bake at just the right time.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

Nya

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Herro?

Herro?

It's me!

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

just like a wizard

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

Good, there are rules

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

herro

is it me you're...rooking for?

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

rules

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Can we vote Flan out of the thread?

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

It scares me. It genuinely does. Please don't do it.

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

Boy if you don't

Nicholas Martin
Nicholas Martin

Vote him off the island?

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

i barely remember last night
i remember talking asian for quite a bit though

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

LETS DO IT

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

going to start making them at 150 images
nah

John Hughes
John Hughes

I can see it in your eyes

I can see it in your smire

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

Why at such a low cap?

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

Smire?

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

Reported

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

Yes

John Martin
John Martin

I wasn't being serious.

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

Oh, okay. Because some people were serious about the 200 one. You never can tell these days.

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Th-this isn't pone where you are the domineering overfag, this is d-different

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Mango Pineapple banana

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

You let Todger shitpost us to death.

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

Can you shitposting to diein a shitposting community

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

It's all fun and games until you're caught

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

yea boo wtf why did you do this

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Is Todgin Todger?

Michael Young
Michael Young

Todger? You all deserved it

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

I aim for like 220-250 now since people bitch so much about the 200. only reason I was making them that early was because grim said some people's computers slow down with more images than that, but the majority consensus seems to indicate that isn't the case, and since some people seem to really like making threads and think it's important, I am perfectly content to wait longer to make them if it seems like no one else is making one.
I wasn't the one who chose to be popular then, mister aloo.
caught doing what?

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

No?

Lee !MEME was Todger. Some guy who'd never been here before.

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

I didn't choose the thug life

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I only make threads this early so the catalog isn't just Luka and Cupcake.

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Todger means "penis" in england

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

Todgins was Lucy.
I thought it was him coming back.

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

oh right
i brought todger here didnt i?
funny guy

Jordan Stewart
Jordan Stewart

none of us chose this, scoots.
keep it up. I literally couldn't care less if I tried.

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Baking over the speed limit.

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

lucy the MEMER

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Nah, he's from the UK, not Australia.

Explains his personality beautifully.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

Suffering

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

fuck the police

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

any1 wanna play a videogame

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

I'm going to take a shot instead of just saying I'm taking one this time.

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

any1 wanna become a tranny?
https://www.qhi.co.uk/list.asp?ptyp=ol&ref=&c=&field=&data=Estrofem&match=phrase

Xavier Stewart
Xavier Stewart

overwatch

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

u wanna play OW test

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

only most of the time, tsuchi.

only most of the time.

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Wew time to work

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

good. drink with me and let's play overwatch.
bye.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

No thanks

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Not particuarly

Too bad I just got off

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Sure

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

we'll play without you you gay nerd
woo

Asher White
Asher White

you say that
but deep down I know what you want
you want too be a little girl, orihara

Cooper James
Cooper James

haha i get it
because it means DICK
you just MEMED ME
this one is going in the history books :)

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

No, I'm way too masculine for that shit.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

cum on lil sissy slut do it let me take pictures let me smell ur feet .///.

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Sell me this pen

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

when was the last time you used a pen?

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Aren't you the one that wants to be dominated as a girl? Fuckin gay boy.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

At work

Wyatt Cox
Wyatt Cox

uh excuse me
I am anyting but GAY
did you just
FUCKING assume my SEXUAL PREFERENCE?

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

bump....

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

did really see nimf in discord earlier?

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

Do you remember what kind of pen that was?

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

I apologize, I should have asked for your pronouns first, attack-chopper-kun

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

No I wasn't paying attention

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Do you remember why you were using it to write?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzJdpvVtE8
alert
japanese cartoons are GAY
only superior north korean cartoons can save you from the nothing you've become

Jayden Gonzalez
Jayden Gonzalez

i cant wake up

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

Yeah it was my initials

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

Well I’d say that’s the best use for a pen
a heh heh heh

Wouldn’t you say signing those initials is an important event for your day? Then shouldn’t it be treated like one? What I mean by that is, here you are writing your initials, an important and memorable event. All while using a very unmemorable pen.

We grew up, our entire lives, using cheap BIC pens because they get the job done for grocery lists and directions. But we never gave it much thought to learn what’s best for more important events.

This is the pen for more important events. This is the tool you use to get deals done. Think of it as a symbol for taking your company to the next level. Because when you begin using the right tool, you are in a more productive state of mind, and you begin to sign more new customer contracts.

Actually. You know what? Just this week I shipped ten new boxes of these pens to Elon Musk’s office.

Unfortunately, this is my last pen today . So, I suggest you get this one. Try it out. If you’re not happy with it, I will personally come back next week to pick it up. And it won’t cost you a dime.

What do you say?

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

no replies

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

Tl; dr

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

caring

Ryder Bell
Ryder Bell

suggesting things

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

doing anything

David Turner
David Turner

hello buddy

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

Helo my friends. It has come to my attentio n that someone very disrepectful has been utilizing my unique trip and disguising themselves as me! I assure you these low quality posts are not mine.

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

this is why we cant have nice things...

hai batr. soup

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

okie dokie neighborino

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

bleh
what about you bud

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

just off work... and uhh my shift changes back to the living come monday. and I have to go take a drug test tomorrow for the new job. gotta droop piss

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

The British dude just seems like another Doots.

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

It probably is him

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

I thought it was him.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

samam man
thats gay as heck
I hope you come up clean you dirty birdy

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

dont call todger scoots
thats autistic

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

Fuck it.
nini

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

we coo breh. im getting tanked tho. u doing shots with sama?

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

Is this all you do

Jeremiah Perez
Jeremiah Perez

hell yeah bro alright

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

we cool coz like alcohols will be out of system long before drug screen

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

jeez bro they even get you for alcohool?
where do you work
a anazi factory?

Thomas King
Thomas King

not even sure they test for it man... prolly would if like i went in tanked i bet

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

Most of it.

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

slow threat is sloooow

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

i feel ya
lame

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

at least we will always have paris...

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

I'm crying again.... My nigga... harambe....

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

spend tiem w/ me

Luis Ross
Luis Ross

fukken spilled booze on mah keyboard and mouse

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

Paris is dangerous. The Eiffel Tower might burn down.

Charles Gutierrez
Charles Gutierrez

muslams can't melt steel beams

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

awh shit now you can't post anime pics online as efficiently

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

Tip it sideways and drain it into your gullet.

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

nah we all good... just a couple ounces. eerthing still works. kinda cleaned the mouse a little so its almost better

*turns it over and fucken ashes and dead skin falls out

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

fuck i was kinda hoping it would break so you'd stop posting

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

Don't be a pussy. I bet you'd do it for ten bucks.

Angel Long
Angel Long

like... no fluid came out coz none got in

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

PUSSY

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

no u

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

You caught me train man. I also laughed so hard when I remembered that I had this picture.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

thats pretty hard gay

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

would you like to turn on sticky keys?

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

______________________________________________________________________hail xxyyxx________________________________________________

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

I have it on good authority that lots of gay things are hard.

Gavin James
Gavin James

uhh why would i do this when everything turned out fine?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

heh... i bet

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

peace be with you brother

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

hold down both shift keys and type:

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

QUIC BROW OX UMPS OER THE Y O

Easton Cook
Easton Cook

*presses your shift key over and over anyways*

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

A QUIK BROWN FO JUPSE OER HE LA DOG

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

A QUIK NRPWN FO JUPS OER E LA DOG

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

haha mai board is shiiit

Easton Young
Easton Young

That brown fo' Jurpse be cray, jumpn' o'er he L.A. dog like that...

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

wat board ru using?

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

Whatever comes with the Lenovo G780 (I think). Just a banana key chicklet like Lenovo does on some of its models.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

damn gurl
I like how your fingers move
that's sexy as hell

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

oh.. laptop

i use a lenovo g50 for work... they have decent keyboards

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

hldjkfghkdjlshngjndgkljehtaiglktghjdfklkl;dbmkndfmhbfdbklfmhflmmgdhkldf;mhldk

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

your board sux

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

hi ali

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Yeah, as far as chiclets go, I think Lenovo do a good job. I'd prefer a split keyboard so that I didn't have to hunch my shoulders all day, but it is what it is.

David Flores
David Flores

beats this shitty tracpad bundle logitech im using appearantly

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

I desperately need a new keyboard

hola

como estas

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

mas o menos
y tu

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

i want something mechanical

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

Yeah. It's just a problem with integrated keyboards. I dream of the day that I can spread my arms and open my chest wide while typing.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

you miss them old typewriters huh

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

just get a shit little 20 dollar wireless one

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

the build quality tho

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

estoy cansado

same

Im gonna get one when I get a job

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

oy
chinga tu madre
gringo ajaja

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

they start about 30 bucks on amazon

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

That wouldn't help any. I mean a literal split keyboard, like, two pieces. Get the REAL spread. For a REAL man.

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

estoy el tambien
un poco triste pero no desmasiado
no tienes mucho dormir?

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

like this u mean?

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

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Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

what is the purpose of this

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

Yeah, exactly. It's one of my only realistic dreams.

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

tht board is like 80 bucks...

more natural, ergo design easier to use, assuming yous center position and rarely look down at keyboard

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

asdf

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

Harambe no pico

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

Hence the realism of the goal.

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

I bet stevie wonder eishes he could see like willie nelson

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

the early early morning is always so strange

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

Most everything is strange.

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

tfw no coffee
id have to go and make it myself

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

if you brew up a pot i would like some

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

How do you drink it? And "with my mouth" isn't an option.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

I enjoy coffee enemas

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

maybe you'd enjoy a semen enema even more

Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

That's pretty fucking lewd

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

A splash of milk please

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

my waifu is here
thank god

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

I wanna eat a bag of legos while drinking bottle caps, tap spoons on my knees while getting assaulted by some japs.
Walk down the street while my socks are saggin, walk all funny cause im non stop tea baggin.
Late for work and never at school,
Cause im always shootin short films of me "cleaning the pool"
Eating bags of dried lasagna noodles while listening to shattered records, getting sharp aches in my eyes from curb stomping checkers

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

Bard... What's happening... Did you smoke a meme?

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

popped some xxyyxx now i'm sweatin

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

If oral sex is good, and anal sex is great, and drinking coffee is good, it stands to reason...

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

w-what

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

Why
back in my day
a fellow could join a thread at 3 in the morning
and thered be at least 10 people there

Parker White
Parker White

.-.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

BO

Before Overwatch
(also Bard Odor)

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

idk how are you feelin bud

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

woke up drunk

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

Did you fall asleep sober?

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

yes

does that dude have two dicks

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

What, you don't?

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

ily george

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

i always knew i was half a man

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

i love me too

Lucas Flores
Lucas Flores

Well, yeah, but I always knew it first.

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

if you dont say ily back we're literally never talking again

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

what the fuck

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

God
I wish that were me

Chase King
Chase King

ily back

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

okay

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

George.

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

Don't say that like you've never had a man cum through your head and into your skull, Mugen.

I do too.

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

boo quick
we are being surrounded
stand with your back to mine

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

George
not in that direction

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Yeah, I guess they usually take a power drill to the back of your head. True.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

the problem is that idk whos side i was on by the end of last night
so idk if i should back you
grims a bloody douchebag though

i think im gonna keep being passive aggressive to him

Jason Rodriguez
Jason Rodriguez

I got soul but I'm
not a soldier

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Why are you awake?

Jason White
Jason White

i was talking about furries but now im sad again

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

Back me, Boo.

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

got like 900 girls coming over in 10 mins

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

i didnt choose to wake up
its usually in my mouth or butt

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

dont talk to me kyle

gee whiz what else is new

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

rude

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

Going to be up long?

Send pics of girls.

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

YEAH, I HATE KYLE TOO

why do we hate kyle

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

You're gonna bring yourself down.

I sold all of my shares in Squash Enterprises years ago in the scare.

Usually.

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

why
there are other places

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

be NICE to squas

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

Aite you

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

hes basically a white nigger

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

are you really feeling aight

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Like your armpit?

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

seriously fuck squash

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Have you ever gotten cum in your ear? Like, all the way down the canal?

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

if u mean me then yeah i think so

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

It's all memes man, we were all just playing video games together for like two hours

William Collins
William Collins

Curiosity.

The market is falling through anyway.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Whatever. I am above you ants anyway.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

the worst two hours of all time. because of squash.

Jose King
Jose King

I like Kyle, he's pretty alright.

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

this isnt an avenue for projection
the sad part is i cant say for sure yes or no

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

Truth

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

oh
w-well yeah

i knew that of course

Nicholas Russell
Nicholas Russell

you would.

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

new phone who dis

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

I can't imagine other places.

Your ear?

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

The investment in the dog condom market really did not work out in the short or long term for your stockholders. The board may throw you out of your own company.

You're right, that is the sad part. Do you just sleep out on the streets and let people cum on your in exchange for pouring beers into your open mouth?

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Do you ever play earlier than this time of day?

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Khajit has many wares in the lagoon that reflects no stars.

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

We couldn't get investors.

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

It was like 2 in the fucking morning.
How much earlier do you think we can go?

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
Everything in it belongs to Khajit.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

I wanna hang out with you irl
but i can' swim very well

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

I don't sleep, so yes, whenever they all happen to be awake.

You should join the discord occasionally.

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

how accurate are you when you blow your load

dont answer that
im a young thug nigga

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll

I cant swim at all so ditto

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

Spray and pray, my friend, spray and pray.

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

I mean like earlier in the evening.
Seemingly neither do I, it's 15 minutes to 11 AM.

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

"We"?

Every cigarette counts for 30 minutes of sleep, right? I think that's how my doctor said it works. At least I think that guy's a doctor.

I believe you. Absolutely I do.

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

I want to I really do but my microphone is messing up and its not compatible with my win10 computer and i cant download discordapp onto my mac
rip my life

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

when the instructions on the microwave food are more than "put thing in microwave for x minutes"

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

I lament it's theft.

Sometimes. Really just depends.

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

ily mordin

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

black everyday

black till i die
i dont need an attitude from a porn dumper. just do your job, whore

Xavier Powell
Xavier Powell

buying high maintenance tv dinners

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

What more could there possibly be? Remove the plastic?
Oh right you work kinda late and stuff don't you?

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

Stir it, turn the meat over, replace film with a brick, tape down meal, wrap in paper towel, and pray to god.

Let sit for two minutes

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Microwave for 5 min, remove foil, microwave 5 min, let sit for 10, rotate on center axis, do the hoky pokey and turn that shit around, hey macarana

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

God forbid you gotta add a cup of water too.

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

I forgot to check the instructions before buying it at the store. it just looked so good but it's like "take it out and stir it and only put this one part back in and cook for more time and blah blah blah"

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

We had the same idea

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

10pm to 8 am is when I'm driving to or from work.

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

you guys should be comedians
as long as I can do that before I put it in and it doesn't want me to drain it after...

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Don't make me email Cocks that you said that.

Is it Kid Cuisine? Those instructions are a mess.

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

My idea was just objectively better.

As always.

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

like he checks his email

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

Your laziness is literally killing me.

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

Considering most of my jokes are dog related I would run out of material I can publicly use too fast.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

no, those look pretty terrible to be honest. it's some asian food thing.

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

Would you ask Cocks to check his email for me, please? Thanks man.

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Current year
Electronic Mail

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

*figuratively
hey oooh

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

Kid Cuisine
Look pretty terrible

FUCKING. WHAT?

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

he's asleep sowwy

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

implying email is obsolete
SMS, now thats a technology that belongs in the trash

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

I don't get the kids these days
I use ink and feather to parchment sent by ponies anything else just isnt genuine

John Hall
John Hall

they look like even cheaper versions of the hungry man/banquet meals. which are already mediocre at best.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

They absolutely are terrible, but they make me laugh out loud when I eat them so I get them once every few months.

Squash, just because something is objectively bad doesn't mean that you can't use it to your benefit every now and then. I mean, look at you, for example. You are our Kid Cuisine.

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

You can't prove that

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

5 days a week?

Dylan Bell
Dylan Bell

how is e-mail obsolete at all?

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

What would a new phone have to do with anything?

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Well email him to wake up already.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

well whatever makes you happy. I still enjoy pizza lunchables and my dad gives me shit like every time I buy them.
yeah but I seriously doubt it's "literally" killing you.

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

sent a fax

Jose Nelson
Jose Nelson

You've never had a good idea in your life that I didn't come up with first.

I am a comedian for charity, I entertain the autistic.

Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

it looks old and therefore is absolutely awful

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

numbers got deleted so i lost urs

Who callin girl
who dis

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

I see what you did there.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

you're good at it
i am lmaoing my a o atm tbh

James Cooper
James Cooper

Do you get the small three rounders, or the deep dish ones?

Okay, I'll have to run it through the photo copier a few times before getting it over to you though.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Alright, but don't come crying to me when you see that my steam profile has been offline for more than 2 days.

Hunter Fisher
Hunter Fisher

test read me dickens till i fall asleep

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

What numbers? the IDs?

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Its like you faggots never cook a 3 course meal on the regular

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

that thing always gets jammed

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Oh good, I was worried it would be difficult to get that one.

I don't even know what this means boo

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

Can you convert that to smoke signals?

They are so fun though!

Yes.

Chase James
Chase James

He wants your dickens until he passes out. What's so hard to understand?

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

just the small ones. any bigger size and the price outweighs everything else. but at walmart the simple ones without a drink or treat are only a dollar so I have like 12 in my fridge right now.
I literally won't be able to.
for some it would be.
fun

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

who dis

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

me either dude

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

it was worth the extra work. this is amazing.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

What numbers are you talking about?

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

phone numbers
is joke
i dont actually have phone
that would be crazy

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Good thing I own three. One of them is bound to work, right? Right?

I haven't had any in a few years, but if you get the stuff on them and throw them on the microwave, they are pretty much the bomb. Pizza rolls are fantastic too.

John Perez
John Perez

Who this?

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

"Literally" this. "Literally" that. Is there anything that isn't "literal" to you?!

See? All that time complaining when you could've been enjoying a delicious dinner meal.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

I did not pick up on the joke.
Can't you tell? I'm Kagamine Rin.

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

pizza rolls are amazing. I pretty much always have some in my freezer. I actually haven't tried microwaving the lunchable pizza. guess I need to try that now.
I spent the time it was cooking complaining. I'm good like that.

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

new phone

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

what are you doing in America

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

your brother is cuter.

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

you'll have to unjam it with your dick

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

Oh, and those two pound bags of Tyson chicken nuggets, those microwave pretty well. You have to cook the hell out of them though, or they're soggy. Oscar Mayer hotdogs have microwaved really well also for a number of years now.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

But you never gave consideration as to how high my blood pressure would skyrocket, now did you?

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

I know :c
Enjoying a vacation before my next tour, some time away from that showoff Miku is nice.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

You know that won't work because my dick is perpetually covered in jam, Mugen. Why must you condescend to me like this?

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

I'm gonna bite u

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

it seems we are both connoisseurs of the microwave cuisine. an instant bond of everlasting friendship.

or just two very lazy people.
no, but I'll somehow find a way to keep going.
I particularly enjoy the pictures where the two of you are doing inappropriate things.

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

you are dragging me in circles bruh

John Garcia
John Garcia

Len enjoys them too.
No biting.

Jacob Perry
Jacob Perry

me irl

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

GIVE A DAMN ALREADY

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

sounds like len is a pervert.

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

It's clearly not the Rin you know, it's some roleplayer.

Maybe it's a new person. But I doubt that.

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

fresh out of hecks

James Martinez
James Martinez

O-only when it comes to me!
this, I just chose a random folder

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

What wattage you sporting, sport? I'm sittin' on 1200 myself.

You complained that tie I dragged you in squares at that honky tonk, so I figured I'd try something a little different.

Benjamin Collins
Benjamin Collins

So you're saying you don't care? *Pours tequila*

David Hill
David Hill

Is that a furry Mei?

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

I dunno. I've seen some pictures of him and miku that don't include you and are very hot.
1000 here. it was a pretty cheap microwave I bought because the apartment didn't have one, but it's been incredibly dependable.
when do I ever care about anything?

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

Stop posting m irl pictures please thanks

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

drag me in triangles

do you have more chubby milfs

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Does... that count as two?

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

drink another, I don't care.

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

Do not let them fool you, he's thinking of me the whole time.
I am much tighter than Miku anyway, that slut gives it away to everyone.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

But your a qt

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

usually in those pictures it is your brother who is the slut.

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

FINE! GOOD BYE FOREVER THEN!

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

see you tomorrow.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

idk what game to play guys

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

No. (Unless you want it to be, in which case, yes.)

Got a turntable? What options we looking at, any sensor cooking or presets?

Yeah, probably. I'll check.

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

wait you're makgn me self coonscious

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

of course there's a turntable, I'm not a neanderthal. plenty of options, but I barely use any of them. it's a pretty standard 50 dollar microwave you can get anywhere.

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

I remember people used to say lol this is aeris xd

what a meme

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Play this dick.

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Drunk at a party full of normies

I surprisingly fit in very well which makes me question my actual weebness

What if I was a normie that likes anime all along?

Chase King
Chase King

ok whats ur skype

Xavier James
Xavier James

I'm not sure if I want it or not.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

el diablo

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

dude you're the most normie person here.

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

man who gives a fuck
thank you so much

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

I KNOW
EVER SINCE SHE GOT HER HANDS INTO HIM I'VE LOST HIM

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

ugh

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

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Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

squash wanna play sum whos your daddy

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

you'll just have to step up and reclaim him. better yet, claim her too. get yourself twice as many pets.

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

Bort please
I thought it was real when I was 15.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

agreed wholeheartedly

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

What's your style? Follow the direction to a T? I almost always overcook. Slightly burnt is the only way to eat.

I can't make this decision for you.

Don't thank me yet, I only have like 1000 girl furs.

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

I'm kidding.
Though I am going to go jerk off.

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

tfw that after-complaint call happiness

I'm about to get a doctor fired.

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