Dicks out for Harambe.
Dicks out for Harambe
hurr early thread hurr
Cupcake prevention methodology
I probably jinxed it now. Gonna get water all over.
I wait longer now because people bitch like crazy if I don't
My dick is already out.
I complain that you bake at just the right time.
just like a wizard
Good, there are rules
is it me you're...rooking for?
Can we vote Flan out of the thread?
It scares me. It genuinely does. Please don't do it.
Boy if you don't
Vote him off the island?
i barely remember last night
i remember talking asian for quite a bit though
LETS DO IT
going to start making them at 150 images
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smire
Why at such a low cap?
I wasn't being serious.
Oh, okay. Because some people were serious about the 200 one. You never can tell these days.
Th-this isn't pone where you are the domineering overfag, this is d-different
Mango Pineapple banana
You let Todger shitpost us to death.
Can you shitposting to diein a shitposting community
It's all fun and games until you're caught
yea boo wtf why did you do this
Is Todgin Todger?
Todger? You all deserved it
I aim for like 220-250 now since people bitch so much about the 200. only reason I was making them that early was because grim said some people's computers slow down with more images than that, but the majority consensus seems to indicate that isn't the case, and since some people seem to really like making threads and think it's important, I am perfectly content to wait longer to make them if it seems like no one else is making one.
I wasn't the one who chose to be popular then, mister aloo.
caught doing what?
Lee !MEME was Todger. Some guy who'd never been here before.
I didn't choose the thug life
I only make threads this early so the catalog isn't just Luka and Cupcake.
Todger means "penis" in england
Todgins was Lucy.
I thought it was him coming back.
i brought todger here didnt i?
none of us chose this, scoots.
keep it up. I literally couldn't care less if I tried.
Baking over the speed limit.
lucy the MEMER
Nah, he's from the UK, not Australia.
Explains his personality beautifully.
fuck the police
any1 wanna play a videogame
I'm going to take a shot instead of just saying I'm taking one this time.
any1 wanna become a tranny?
u wanna play OW test
only most of the time, tsuchi.
only most of the time.
Wew time to work
good. drink with me and let's play overwatch.
Too bad I just got off
we'll play without you you gay nerd
you say that
but deep down I know what you want
you want too be a little girl, orihara
haha i get it
because it means DICK
you just MEMED ME
this one is going in the history books :)
No, I'm way too masculine for that shit.
cum on lil sissy slut do it let me take pictures let me smell ur feet .///.
Sell me this pen
when was the last time you used a pen?
Aren't you the one that wants to be dominated as a girl? Fuckin gay boy.
uh excuse me
I am anyting but GAY
did you just
FUCKING assume my SEXUAL PREFERENCE?
did really see nimf in discord earlier?
Do you remember what kind of pen that was?
I apologize, I should have asked for your pronouns first, attack-chopper-kun
No I wasn't paying attention
Do you remember why you were using it to write?
japanese cartoons are GAY
only superior north korean cartoons can save you from the nothing you've become
i cant wake up
Yeah it was my initials
Well I’d say that’s the best use for a pen
a heh heh heh
Wouldn’t you say signing those initials is an important event for your day? Then shouldn’t it be treated like one? What I mean by that is, here you are writing your initials, an important and memorable event. All while using a very unmemorable pen.
We grew up, our entire lives, using cheap BIC pens because they get the job done for grocery lists and directions. But we never gave it much thought to learn what’s best for more important events.
This is the pen for more important events. This is the tool you use to get deals done. Think of it as a symbol for taking your company to the next level. Because when you begin using the right tool, you are in a more productive state of mind, and you begin to sign more new customer contracts.
Actually. You know what? Just this week I shipped ten new boxes of these pens to Elon Musk’s office.
Unfortunately, this is my last pen today . So, I suggest you get this one. Try it out. If you’re not happy with it, I will personally come back next week to pick it up. And it won’t cost you a dime.
What do you say?
Helo my friends. It has come to my attentio n that someone very disrepectful has been utilizing my unique trip and disguising themselves as me! I assure you these low quality posts are not mine.
this is why we cant have nice things...
hai batr. soup
okie dokie neighborino
what about you bud
just off work... and uhh my shift changes back to the living come monday. and I have to go take a drug test tomorrow for the new job. gotta droop piss
The British dude just seems like another Doots.
It probably is him
I thought it was him.
thats gay as heck
I hope you come up clean you dirty birdy
dont call todger scoots
we coo breh. im getting tanked tho. u doing shots with sama?
Is this all you do
hell yeah bro alright
we cool coz like alcohols will be out of system long before drug screen
jeez bro they even get you for alcohool?
where do you work
a anazi factory?
not even sure they test for it man... prolly would if like i went in tanked i bet
Most of it.
slow threat is sloooow
i feel ya
at least we will always have paris...
I'm crying again.... My nigga... harambe....
spend tiem w/ me
fukken spilled booze on mah keyboard and mouse
Paris is dangerous. The Eiffel Tower might burn down.
muslams can't melt steel beams
awh shit now you can't post anime pics online as efficiently
Tip it sideways and drain it into your gullet.
nah we all good... just a couple ounces. eerthing still works. kinda cleaned the mouse a little so its almost better
*turns it over and fucken ashes and dead skin falls out
fuck i was kinda hoping it would break so you'd stop posting
Don't be a pussy. I bet you'd do it for ten bucks.
like... no fluid came out coz none got in
You caught me train man. I also laughed so hard when I remembered that I had this picture.
thats pretty hard gay
would you like to turn on sticky keys?
I have it on good authority that lots of gay things are hard.
uhh why would i do this when everything turned out fine?
heh... i bet
peace be with you brother
hold down both shift keys and type:
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
QUIC BROW OX UMPS OER THE Y O
*presses your shift key over and over anyways*
A QUIK BROWN FO JUPSE OER HE LA DOG
A QUIK NRPWN FO JUPS OER E LA DOG
haha mai board is shiiit
That brown fo' Jurpse be cray, jumpn' o'er he L.A. dog like that...
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
wat board ru using?
Whatever comes with the Lenovo G780 (I think). Just a banana key chicklet like Lenovo does on some of its models.
I like how your fingers move
that's sexy as hell
i use a lenovo g50 for work... they have decent keyboards
your board sux
Yeah, as far as chiclets go, I think Lenovo do a good job. I'd prefer a split keyboard so that I didn't have to hunch my shoulders all day, but it is what it is.
beats this shitty tracpad bundle logitech im using appearantly
I desperately need a new keyboard
mas o menos
i want something mechanical
Yeah. It's just a problem with integrated keyboards. I dream of the day that I can spread my arms and open my chest wide while typing.
you miss them old typewriters huh
just get a shit little 20 dollar wireless one
the build quality tho
Im gonna get one when I get a job
chinga tu madre
they start about 30 bucks on amazon
That wouldn't help any. I mean a literal split keyboard, like, two pieces. Get the REAL spread. For a REAL man.
estoy el tambien
un poco triste pero no desmasiado
no tienes mucho dormir?
like this u mean?
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what is the purpose of this
Yeah, exactly. It's one of my only realistic dreams.
tht board is like 80 bucks...
more natural, ergo design easier to use, assuming yous center position and rarely look down at keyboard
Harambe no pico
Hence the realism of the goal.
I bet stevie wonder eishes he could see like willie nelson
the early early morning is always so strange
Most everything is strange.
tfw no coffee
id have to go and make it myself
if you brew up a pot i would like some
How do you drink it? And "with my mouth" isn't an option.
I enjoy coffee enemas
maybe you'd enjoy a semen enema even more
That's pretty fucking lewd
A splash of milk please
my waifu is here
I wanna eat a bag of legos while drinking bottle caps, tap spoons on my knees while getting assaulted by some japs.
Walk down the street while my socks are saggin, walk all funny cause im non stop tea baggin.
Late for work and never at school,
Cause im always shootin short films of me "cleaning the pool"
Eating bags of dried lasagna noodles while listening to shattered records, getting sharp aches in my eyes from curb stomping checkers
Bard... What's happening... Did you smoke a meme?
popped some xxyyxx now i'm sweatin
If oral sex is good, and anal sex is great, and drinking coffee is good, it stands to reason...
back in my day
a fellow could join a thread at 3 in the morning
and thered be at least 10 people there
(also Bard Odor)
idk how are you feelin bud
woke up drunk
Did you fall asleep sober?
does that dude have two dicks
What, you don't?
i always knew i was half a man
i love me too
Well, yeah, but I always knew it first.
if you dont say ily back we're literally never talking again
what the fuck
I wish that were me
Don't say that like you've never had a man cum through your head and into your skull, Mugen.
I do too.
we are being surrounded
stand with your back to mine
not in that direction
Yeah, I guess they usually take a power drill to the back of your head. True.
the problem is that idk whos side i was on by the end of last night
so idk if i should back you
grims a bloody douchebag though
i think im gonna keep being passive aggressive to him
I got soul but I'm
not a soldier
Why are you awake?
i was talking about furries but now im sad again
Back me, Boo.
got like 900 girls coming over in 10 mins
i didnt choose to wake up
its usually in my mouth or butt
dont talk to me kyle
gee whiz what else is new
Going to be up long?
Send pics of girls.
YEAH, I HATE KYLE TOO
why do we hate kyle
You're gonna bring yourself down.
I sold all of my shares in Squash Enterprises years ago in the scare.
there are other places
be NICE to squas
hes basically a white nigger
are you really feeling aight
Like your armpit?
seriously fuck squash
Have you ever gotten cum in your ear? Like, all the way down the canal?
if u mean me then yeah i think so
It's all memes man, we were all just playing video games together for like two hours
The market is falling through anyway.
Whatever. I am above you ants anyway.
the worst two hours of all time. because of squash.
I like Kyle, he's pretty alright.
this isnt an avenue for projection
the sad part is i cant say for sure yes or no
i knew that of course
new phone who dis
I can't imagine other places.
The investment in the dog condom market really did not work out in the short or long term for your stockholders. The board may throw you out of your own company.
You're right, that is the sad part. Do you just sleep out on the streets and let people cum on your in exchange for pouring beers into your open mouth?
Do you ever play earlier than this time of day?
Khajit has many wares in the lagoon that reflects no stars.
We couldn't get investors.
It was like 2 in the fucking morning.
How much earlier do you think we can go?
Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
Everything in it belongs to Khajit.
I wanna hang out with you irl
but i can' swim very well
I don't sleep, so yes, whenever they all happen to be awake.
You should join the discord occasionally.
how accurate are you when you blow your load
dont answer that
im a young thug nigga
Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll
I cant swim at all so ditto
Spray and pray, my friend, spray and pray.
I mean like earlier in the evening.
Seemingly neither do I, it's 15 minutes to 11 AM.
Every cigarette counts for 30 minutes of sleep, right? I think that's how my doctor said it works. At least I think that guy's a doctor.
I believe you. Absolutely I do.
I want to I really do but my microphone is messing up and its not compatible with my win10 computer and i cant download discordapp onto my mac
rip my life
when the instructions on the microwave food are more than "put thing in microwave for x minutes"
I lament it's theft.
Sometimes. Really just depends.
black till i die
i dont need an attitude from a porn dumper. just do your job, whore
buying high maintenance tv dinners
What more could there possibly be? Remove the plastic?
Oh right you work kinda late and stuff don't you?
Stir it, turn the meat over, replace film with a brick, tape down meal, wrap in paper towel, and pray to god.
Let sit for two minutes
Microwave for 5 min, remove foil, microwave 5 min, let sit for 10, rotate on center axis, do the hoky pokey and turn that shit around, hey macarana
God forbid you gotta add a cup of water too.
I forgot to check the instructions before buying it at the store. it just looked so good but it's like "take it out and stir it and only put this one part back in and cook for more time and blah blah blah"
We had the same idea
10pm to 8 am is when I'm driving to or from work.
you guys should be comedians
as long as I can do that before I put it in and it doesn't want me to drain it after...
Don't make me email Cocks that you said that.
Is it Kid Cuisine? Those instructions are a mess.
My idea was just objectively better.
like he checks his email
Your laziness is literally killing me.
Considering most of my jokes are dog related I would run out of material I can publicly use too fast.
no, those look pretty terrible to be honest. it's some asian food thing.
Would you ask Cocks to check his email for me, please? Thanks man.
Look pretty terrible
he's asleep sowwy
implying email is obsolete
SMS, now thats a technology that belongs in the trash
I don't get the kids these days
I use ink and feather to parchment sent by ponies anything else just isnt genuine
they look like even cheaper versions of the hungry man/banquet meals. which are already mediocre at best.
They absolutely are terrible, but they make me laugh out loud when I eat them so I get them once every few months.
Squash, just because something is objectively bad doesn't mean that you can't use it to your benefit every now and then. I mean, look at you, for example. You are our Kid Cuisine.
You can't prove that
5 days a week?
how is e-mail obsolete at all?
What would a new phone have to do with anything?
Well email him to wake up already.
well whatever makes you happy. I still enjoy pizza lunchables and my dad gives me shit like every time I buy them.
yeah but I seriously doubt it's "literally" killing you.
sent a fax
You've never had a good idea in your life that I didn't come up with first.
I am a comedian for charity, I entertain the autistic.
it looks old and therefore is absolutely awful
numbers got deleted so i lost urs
Who callin girl
I see what you did there.
you're good at it
i am lmaoing my a o atm tbh
Do you get the small three rounders, or the deep dish ones?
Okay, I'll have to run it through the photo copier a few times before getting it over to you though.
Alright, but don't come crying to me when you see that my steam profile has been offline for more than 2 days.
test read me dickens till i fall asleep
What numbers? the IDs?
Its like you faggots never cook a 3 course meal on the regular
that thing always gets jammed
Oh good, I was worried it would be difficult to get that one.
I don't even know what this means boo
Can you convert that to smoke signals?
They are so fun though!
He wants your dickens until he passes out. What's so hard to understand?
just the small ones. any bigger size and the price outweighs everything else. but at walmart the simple ones without a drink or treat are only a dollar so I have like 12 in my fridge right now.
I literally won't be able to.
for some it would be.
me either dude
it was worth the extra work. this is amazing.
What numbers are you talking about?
i dont actually have phone
that would be crazy
Good thing I own three. One of them is bound to work, right? Right?
I haven't had any in a few years, but if you get the stuff on them and throw them on the microwave, they are pretty much the bomb. Pizza rolls are fantastic too.
"Literally" this. "Literally" that. Is there anything that isn't "literal" to you?!
See? All that time complaining when you could've been enjoying a delicious dinner meal.
I did not pick up on the joke.
Can't you tell? I'm Kagamine Rin.
pizza rolls are amazing. I pretty much always have some in my freezer. I actually haven't tried microwaving the lunchable pizza. guess I need to try that now.
I spent the time it was cooking complaining. I'm good like that.
what are you doing in America
your brother is cuter.
you'll have to unjam it with your dick
Oh, and those two pound bags of Tyson chicken nuggets, those microwave pretty well. You have to cook the hell out of them though, or they're soggy. Oscar Mayer hotdogs have microwaved really well also for a number of years now.
But you never gave consideration as to how high my blood pressure would skyrocket, now did you?
I know :c
Enjoying a vacation before my next tour, some time away from that showoff Miku is nice.
You know that won't work because my dick is perpetually covered in jam, Mugen. Why must you condescend to me like this?
I'm gonna bite u
it seems we are both connoisseurs of the microwave cuisine. an instant bond of everlasting friendship.
or just two very lazy people.
no, but I'll somehow find a way to keep going.
I particularly enjoy the pictures where the two of you are doing inappropriate things.
you are dragging me in circles bruh
Len enjoys them too.
GIVE A DAMN ALREADY
sounds like len is a pervert.
It's clearly not the Rin you know, it's some roleplayer.
Maybe it's a new person. But I doubt that.
fresh out of hecks
O-only when it comes to me!
this, I just chose a random folder
What wattage you sporting, sport? I'm sittin' on 1200 myself.
You complained that tie I dragged you in squares at that honky tonk, so I figured I'd try something a little different.
So you're saying you don't care? *Pours tequila*
Is that a furry Mei?
I dunno. I've seen some pictures of him and miku that don't include you and are very hot.
1000 here. it was a pretty cheap microwave I bought because the apartment didn't have one, but it's been incredibly dependable.
when do I ever care about anything?
Stop posting m irl pictures please thanks
drag me in triangles
do you have more chubby milfs
Does... that count as two?
drink another, I don't care.
Do not let them fool you, he's thinking of me the whole time.
I am much tighter than Miku anyway, that slut gives it away to everyone.
But your a qt
usually in those pictures it is your brother who is the slut.
FINE! GOOD BYE FOREVER THEN!
see you tomorrow.
idk what game to play guys
No. (Unless you want it to be, in which case, yes.)
Got a turntable? What options we looking at, any sensor cooking or presets?
Yeah, probably. I'll check.
wait you're makgn me self coonscious
of course there's a turntable, I'm not a neanderthal. plenty of options, but I barely use any of them. it's a pretty standard 50 dollar microwave you can get anywhere.
I remember people used to say lol this is aeris xd
what a meme
Play this dick.
Drunk at a party full of normies
I surprisingly fit in very well which makes me question my actual weebness
What if I was a normie that likes anime all along?
ok whats ur skype
I'm not sure if I want it or not.
dude you're the most normie person here.
man who gives a fuck
thank you so much
EVER SINCE SHE GOT HER HANDS INTO HIM I'VE LOST HIM
squash wanna play sum whos your daddy
you'll just have to step up and reclaim him. better yet, claim her too. get yourself twice as many pets.
I thought it was real when I was 15.
What's your style? Follow the direction to a T? I almost always overcook. Slightly burnt is the only way to eat.
I can't make this decision for you.
Don't thank me yet, I only have like 1000 girl furs.
Though I am going to go jerk off.
tfw that after-complaint call happiness
I'm about to get a doctor fired.