Unofficial Scootalooo thread
Dontchu 4get bout me edition
Unofficial Scootalooo thread
Dontchu 4get bout me edition
of course I would steal the 9s, they're the best
Fuck yeah naps
stomaches a bit upset today
how are you guys feeling
nice double double
I'm doing great but I what I really wanna know is how you're doing.
Sailor moon socks will ensure a good time~
Wow, im not even trying
maybe it's just raw dripping talent
saw my friend earlier like way earlier like in the am so probably might not crosss paths with him
kinda lame, I left my bud over there so now thats no option
Not sure where my days going to take me
whats up with you
I wish I could have a normal Belgium day
are you a chocolate tester
Hue that was a disaster
Bard get high with me
Olaf is a terrible champion.
I'm doing a solid nothing right now and its pretty great.
I might drink with jackson later.
that would be fantastick but I got nothing here
It's my brother's birthday today
I was thinking of going to see him but he has like a family and a kid and stuff so i ust sent him a facebook message
thank you i apppreciate it
jackson as in desu?
whens this happening
that sounds fun
i might get down on
get down on it
He knew what he was doing too though, I saw his dives on you top.
now hat sounds lewd
Fuck oh well...
WATCH OUT FOR THE MEDALLION
MY DIAMONDS ARE RECKLESS
FEELS LIKE A MIDGET
IS HANGING FROM MY NECKLACE
Not really. My mom bought chocolate recenty, but forgot it in the car. That was a sad day.
Yeah that person
I don't know whenever he says its time
Maybe I should play that champion so I can be a terrible person, too. he FUCKING RUSHED MERC TREADS WHAT IS THIS SHIT
How are you feeling buddy
Not bad at the moment, been shitposting really hard. Going through old /cgl/ drama too.
Fairly weird, I think he'd stomp you harder if he had rushed Hexdrinker
That's always a fun time
Old faces are nice even if they're saying mean things
If you gotta get something off your chest ever Ill try to help
Any plans to spend the day or just lounging about ?
Nigga I'm so high I just saw this cat and wished I had one like it but it's my cat
The merc treads lowers the duration of my stun, and he will also move faster when he dives me at 75% health. He has enough AD to not give a fuck about a hexdrinker. But he got that after the merc treads anyway. I didn't stand a chance.
C-can I be a hexdrinker~?
HA HA! GET SHIT ON
Probably yeah, there wasn't much to do.
Could have done with you as a midlaner, ours was a disaster.
I did ;~;
You aso hate Olaf.
that's pretty far out
cant say I've ever been there lol
My dude hit me up to do some dabs those were really great
so tasty and get you pretty far out pretty quick
he has a nectar collecter, I thought that was one of the cooler things I've seen
what are you burning on today or are ya at your vape
It's not what you might be thinking it is.
I have not played a solo lane in a while.
Who were you playing?
The young and prosperous Kennen.
No wonder you got shit on.
My vape but they changed the formula
New vape rig looks like a lightsaber
welma make the rain go away.
I'm carving a pentagram right now. give it a min.
What even does well against that truck
I do so hate change
That thc juice sounds interesting
Bard, I'm pregnant
oh....well.....its as good a time as any to tell you that uh
well I got a vasectomy.....so uh...yeah
I'm too high to handle something like that
Can't he just throw Q's all day against that and then go in eventually
Like he does all the time
And probably rush armor boots, too
gotta go, catch ya later, threaders~ <3
Why the fuck not
here' a stack of cash
Take a trip to mexico
have a good time
and dont bring that thing back
Tuturu enjy the day
I'm not leaving you
I knew I married you for a good reason <3 <3 <3 <3
IN FACT BARD SHOULD HAVE MY NUMBER
I went mid often enough to make up for that.
CALL ME BARD-KUN, I'LL EVEN PRETEND YOU'RE A GIRL FOR YOU
Five seconds after he leaves
A little less accurate than it could have been
you're my nigga bro but I don't use phones irl
I could revoke your green color if you want.
I wonder if Squash makes Test dress up as a dog for it.
Go eat your semen infused protein bar or whatever
I'm leaving you now, and I'm taking the memes with mem
probably. that would be hot.
ha ha it's funny because semen
That's what I thought, bitch.
No, it's funny because it's true.
disgusting abuse of power.
I don't even eat protein bars. I'd just take the semen directly.
w....wait......not like this....
I...I won't let you
you can't YOU CAN'T
Let him. He will push the wave. Gank him.
Green is not a creative color
fuck a bitch, mad money
thats the issue
our jungler is a b5
You had your chance at the big shot, but you never could pull through, not even in bed
I'm considering buying Cosmic Reaver
Send me twenty bucks.
I am a god in my domain.
DOn't hug me.
test pretty cute. shame he's so short.
3d male face that isn't mine in the thread
whens the last time you ate chocolat
the olaf was pushed all day but I don't know where our hecarim ever was.
Have someone gift it to you.
I'll do what I want !
Squash x Test in a dog suit is now canon.
get in line hoe
pretty long ago.
I think months or something.
Who needs your approval anyway
Not not escaping fate, Bard-kun, you had your chance, and I am taking them all.
Do you know who you are competing against?
How dare thee.
Now we just need you in one.
you crave it constantly. like everyone else here.
I don't think anyone cares enough for that. It was even my birthday a few days back.
Test is Squash's dog.
You're not a real belgium
Do you honestly think someone as prideful as me would even attempt that level of degradation?
They're very subtle about it, huh
Who's that sick fuckin cunt mate
9/10 would pump full of cum
When did you start having that?
I can't believe you'd let me leave you that easily, how pathetic, I forgive you of course, but please, let's never get married irl, you couldn't handle me
Having a bad game maybe.
No one ever buys me things either. ;_;
das da dag
tfw you bought cantaloupe yesterday and you're already out
I am nothing but vanity and ego.
did you end up humping half of it?
I'm a true Netherlander.
cheese and milk everyday.
I'll send nudes if you buy me skins
Wait a minute, why am I emotionally abusing Bard again? Was there a reason for this?
they like to play hard to get.
Meh. I guess it couldn't hurt.
I just hope it's still considered straight.
you and me baby
this is our soung
Ill never forget you ;~:
Very gay roleplay.
cantaloupe is fucking disgusting.
It was pre sliced so no
If I'm humping anything, it's fucking grapefruit dude. Grapefruiting is the best
Cantaloupe is disgusting
lmao sup man
Hows the Sat coming along?
Cantaloupe and Honeydew always go out in an instant
Shit is godlike
cantaloupe is good but i couldnt eat a whole in on a day
You have a cute ass~
I guess I am homosex for bard?
Honeydew > Cantaloupe
both are equally inedible.
It's actually fucking delicious and good for you
I CAN'T STOP EATING IT, FUCK
It wasn't a whole, I have a minifridge so I have to buy small stuff to fit in it unfortunately
new furniture, but the weather is dreary and so am I
how are you
honeydew is fucking amazing
THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE NOTHING
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE EATING FUCKING NOTHING
I mean I guess
I'll stop then.
That sounds pretty right. Listen to this man.
I have literally never shown anyone.
No further remarks.
The best fruit is sugarcane.
can you fit a watermelon in there
YOU JUST HAVE NO SENSE OF TASTE.
yo mama's seen it
Is that your way of being nice?
It's better when you're reasonably mean though
That's a grass.
Instead of giving you the dick irl, I'm going to give you my fists now
Was at a party yesterday
Got super drunk then started smoking weed, then ate a whole edible then knocked the fuck out
A cat was chillin with me while I passed out tho
Calm down fatty
Ouch, so gullible, you really think I wasn't dumb enough to bait you? You freely try to admit I would be gay for you? Our love is on it's last legs, you should redeem yourself immediately.
Sugarcane is a perrenial grass you FUCK
I can fit anything in there if I try really hard
On the contrary, I have vastly superior taste buds
I would like both.
Usually I am told the converse of that.
Who even was our Hecarim?
It's a thankless job providing porn.
You should have seen the groceries I got yesterday, it's basically all healthy shit aside from some coke
The best fruit is sugarcane, fuck you.
I've got a thing for being gently teased.
Some friend of Grim'z
just because you dont love me doesnt mean I dont love you I
I HATE YOU FREEMAN
I DONT WEVER
EVER WANT TO SEE YOU OR THOSE MEMES AGAIN
I'm sorry but you're just wrong
My Ian is finally growing up
No, like I actually meant fists like punching you not inserting my fist in your butt you slut
aside from some coke
But it feels so right bb
Yeah I kinda realized I'm fucking myself up so
The carbonated beverage
Of course I love you, tsuntsun
You're supposed to hate me
Your'e supposed to love me
That's why I'm the yandere for you Bard-Kun, and no one else can have you
'cause I want to show non ambiguous affection to women only.
yes, I understood what you meant. if you had meant fisting me I would have not wanted that.
daawww thats adorable
I'm gonna scope out this boba tea place nearby
OH, Soto.. You're going to be a part of this harem too I suppose. What kinds of weak sounds do you think Bard makes under pressure?
Oh btw Grim have you calmed down today?
may as well just scoop sugar into your mouth. soda is the literal devil.
he apologized and everything.
Mkay. We should play again soon and make up for that disaster, maybe I'll go mid and do some work
I remember when Raven did this song on That's so Raven
Honestly I'm only shitposting really hard today because I'm repressing how I'm feeling to everyone around me
why would a princess like me ever let a pig like you even near me hmph
I dont talk to commoners
Maybe I'll l-let you use me ttonight i-if you
licku my socku coverdo feetu piggu
yes, there were mutual apologies
Fuck it bro
that's what this place is for
Get it out
Yeah, it's pretty bad. It was the only thing I got that wasn't healthy tho
What even happened to Raven?
How can we play again if you crassly neglected to add me, friendo?
She became a crazy bitch on one of them daytime talk shows. can't remember which
shes not very Raven anymore
Just do what I do and bully Luka as a form of stress relief.
Literally a crazy bitch the woman spews shit anytime she speaks
Yeah I just mean how did this happen
disgusting, of course you have the foot fetish. I bet you'd like it if I posted a picture of me in leggings
its horrifying what shes become
Wow you rather get punched than fisted? What kind of a slut are you?
Youre not even doing drugs
Youre fine fam
Nice, what do you usually get?
Probably like lots of "Uhhh"s and his voice cracks cause of how nervous he gets sometimes
Thats what I assume Bard would be like
You should stop this.
You dare stutter to me without using the magic word? I don't even see why I should ever selfpost anymore.
How do you know that? Does your mom like daytime television? Do YOU like daytime television?
I just mean in general
I discovered Taro at ax so im gonna get that
Maybe if people stopped enabling them they would start being a decent person.
yeah Luka doesnt desrrve that
I'd rather get spanked than punched. but if you wanted to hit me I'd probably enjoy it.
fisting just seems like too much.
A child star who didn't get well adjusted to being a gown adult, fam.
I caught wind of her retardation from my friends that use social media
is that taro
Luka is not for bullying
Who else needs some love? Bard-kun is undeserving of mine.
I just saw people leaving and I was like well that was the end of that
It's not even my account hue
Also we'll bring in Durwin next time
this is taro
magic san and turnips?
What happened to Darwin btw?
arrested for cp
I think that you secretly run a That's So Raven fan blog.
Arrested for CP.
He ignored my last post at him I'm not sure I want him there.
You are only adding to the problem because people coddle him when someone bullies him.
I'm a pro coddler tbh
CODDLE THIS DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta sleep, bye
And even those people have said they are growing tired of it.
I only know a few people who actually still like them.
Later, gayer Fortune.
Yeah, Gilligan kind of has it on point.
They just want things and say one worded replies with a tilde or something inane.
Why am I being ignored? Do I have to bring Soto some In-N-Out for attention??
Coddle this dick
If I did, it would probably be all about Chelsea.
Love that bitch.
If you bring me In-N-Out right now you can have anything you want tbh
I'll give you the ole in n out love
right after a quick trip to the cinnie
I want to go In 'n Out of Ian.
I didn't know test was fur
I will pay gas money and meal money but I can't drive right now
Naw, I wouldn't make you drive that far, I live in Thousand Oaks now lol
The furriest fur to have ever furred.
I remember people used to say the same about you, but they still treat you the same way when you need help.
Oh I did not know that
Who are we to tell the people here how to live their lives?
It should not be enabled
or coddled or perpetuated
But taking out frusterations on some Poor probably deperessed neet isnt cool
I think the best thing at this point of after years of trying to pursuade a positive change to be made
is to ignore
friend of the year
Mhmm, I got a new job and everything
Movin' on up
He's actually the first gfur poster, he only moved to pony after a falling out.
I'll ask him next time.
I only do it when they outright are doing it for pity.
If they are simply posting I leave them alone.
Nice. My fate will be decided on monday
To the East Side
and we didn't want him either. filthy degenerate midget.
Please do. Ostensibly he hates me so I couldn't even dream of asking him
They intentionally game the government and refuse to become employed.
I'm going to haze them when they do that and spend that money on games and get people to buy them subways.
That is when you should refrain to stop bringing more attention to it.
Best of luck <3
BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
B-but test is brotier
No take backsies.
It's fun to me.
Test should have just purchased intentionally small chairs and use something that gives the sense of scale that he's normal height.
Now he's just perpetually known for his dwarfism.
As long as Test is taller than Lenko.
Isnt lenko a manlet
Lenko is 5'6".
Test is 5'.
and like espresso cups to take pictures of him drinking and pretend they were normal sized coffee cups. and those little bottles of tabasco. he could have made us think he was almost normal sized.
And you have the freedom to do that
But bear in mind the possiblethe effects and emotional toil it will cause
Facebook notifies me that Freeman is interested in an event in LA tomorrow
look at what it is
it's at a gay bar
If this is your primary objective, whatever. Otherwise it seems counterproductive to avow wanting him to improve while exacerbating the matter yourself.
Eh, still more fun to make fun of Lenko for it.
You're going, right?
I never said I care if they do improve.
Simply that I do it because they don't.
I don't particularly have an objective.
this is hilarious
almost laughed irl
On the bright side, he can still milk it on tinder with dick pics.
His tiny hands will make even the most average of sizes look huge in comparison.
I would, but unfortunately I have to work at 8 AM the next day :/
Sailor Moon event at a gay bar
It's just so perfect
That much is patent now.
Sailor Moon event at a gay bar
Dress as the gay dude with the roses.
a shame his is so tiny.
Then there is no further analyses needed.
Don't need to kick him while he's down.
it's the only way people will learn to stop having problems they can't control.
When you can wash away all the dirt but you can never was away your shame
Was showering sorry fam lol
It's his fault for not drinking enough milk during puberty, obvs.
How much Skooma should I carry with me at all times when playing a Khajiit? I currently have 18 on me and my homes all together have like 100
What the fuck?
Are you making up words
I think the milk I used on my cereal a little bit ago was expired.
OK that was all
post naked anzu pls
That is absolutely disgusting.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Dunno if there's much nude Anzu in this folder
Why's Burando gotta be so expensive?
Its like way more expensive than drugs lmao
I don't actually believe he hates you. He even posts cute Kog at you.
The fuck is Burando?
I figured it out, I cracked the Lolita code
So like, these dresses, the prints of them are made for specific events, they're like expensive wearable con badges, it's proof you've attended these tea-parties
it didn't taste expired. but my stomach feels weird.
What are you doing?
Surely that's not the cutest kog he has, even.
I always just go off smell.
If it smells acidic, you shouldn't eat/drink it.
Then again, I go through a gallon of milk quicker than a week.
This is why I'm hot, I don't gotta rap
I could sell a mill, sayin' nothing on the track
I represent New York, I got it on my back
Niggas say that we lost it, so I'mma bring it back
I did smell it, I always make sure to. maybe I just ate too much cereal after going like 20 hours with nothing but alcohol in me.
Wow for some reason none of these anzus are naked
try saying it in Japanese
Pretty much expensive lolita clothing
Apparently theres lolita for males to wear and make them look like an ouji or whatever
Some chick wanted me to wear one for her while she wore lolita and we would go on a date in lil tokyo
Im like fuuuuuuu I dunno man
fucking up in life fam
I'd do it, but because she is a lolita she is automatically a bitch and using you
Maybe your liver is finally committing seppuku after its abuse.
we can only hope so.
speaking of which I should start drinking.
Parsing some material for Monday.
Enjoy the death knell of your liver.
May your final hours be agonizing.
It's so hard to shitpost when no one near your level is online to farm with
I don't mind being used
I just dont like how the male lolita styles look
It aint floatin my boat
I still love you lloyd
Like I feel the need to leave this place
I have a spectacularly high pain tolerance though. when my appendix burst when I was 13, my parents didn't think to take me to the doctor until about 24 hours later, and even the doctor didn't think it was appendicitis. fortunately they sent me to the hospital just to be sure, and by the time they got it out they said I should have been dead for a while.
DIdn't have time to do it during the week?
Love you too
But I won't
Because I will post on
Do you deserve the cutest one?
I received it yesterday.
Scoot, that is a woodpost not a shitpost
Has anyone who made a big deal about their leaving actually stayed gone?
Brb quitting forever.
I deserve only the best.
Is the short notice not annoying?
I don't have proof but I'm fairly certain that's the case of all of them
moot did ;__;
I still cry every night about it
What was his stance on our threads anyway?
The paycheck compensates the inconvenience.
even the people like myself who don't make any kind of deal about it at all generally come back eventually.
To think we don't live in that reality.
Check the obvious.
As in truly severed all contact from literally anyone to have ever posted?
There's a few but most still stay in touch with a few friends they made.
when I was 13 I wasn't as interested in dying.
The general theme is that the more attention someone calls to their departure, the less time the spend gone.
So I've noticed over the years.
I'd a Felt.
Would you a Felt?
I don't even mean severing contact.
I just mean, like, making a huge deal in threads and summoning as much attention as they can to their departure.
If you aren't paid should I beat some people up?
Entitlement is not sexy
all this loli
that's pretty true from what I've seen. only certain types of people make a big deal about it anyway though.
games while high is fun
But confidence in your own worth is, no?
I'd a Felt so hard
I'm just always here.
Even when I'm gone forever and strung out on meth in a motorcycle accident.
You're a dumb name.
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I had an adolescent angst about wishing to not exist but never like suicidal, just wishing for a different existence.
Mainly because everyone in my life always directed attention and praise to me and felt like my older brother was growing to hate me because no one particularly paid attention to him.
He still has an inferiority complex about the whole thing.
That I can recall having big "im leavin 5eva" posts, it's just like Haikus and Bern.
And Haikus came back under a different name briefly but ended up just in the Alicechat.
Fuck you, cuppers.
Yes, that's on me for not noticing.
But still, go eat a whole bag of dicks.
bby come back