hoses are best edition
Teach me how to make ice tea
getting fat again tbh
you gotta stay thin or else the skirt won't fit
I have a super secret, ancient recipe passed down from the days in the Old Country. I don't know if I'm allowed to share, but I'll ask the Elders.
tfw no senpai to look up my skirt
Torn is pretty good too :3
torn pantyhoses and stockingus are fetish tbh
Totally up for this! Off now though, laters you two <3
Oh god, you ought write a short fiction/history?
Tactical kangaroo court required 😂
but I can't self insert then
We can't put you in some and tear them? They're not that expensive!
lewd as heck
but I value them..
what the frick noo
rap snitch knishes
all the ladies in the place with style and grace
allow me to lace these lyrical douches in your bushes
wish I didnt
how are you
I slept in until 11 which was nice so i'm doing pretty okay.
i'm happy you exist too
oh wow it just didnt update
hope you had nice dreams
sleep is the best thing ever
I don't have dreams.
listening to music
water u doin
y-yeah me neither
I'm eatting pizza and watching tv before I leave for work.
if I did though they would all be Bard related.
Don't try to hide it
Showering doesn't work, you have to bathe for at least a half hour and then scrub it. That's what I do at least.
This person is still better than Laci Green, though
Tea of the Elder Race by Erin Czhimick
Are you bard?
I don't know who I am
Bard doesn't live here anymore.
Wanna be my friend?
Your true self from me
What did you do to him?
how can i be gone for two days and bard is even more depressed than before
Wow I didn't even notice you were gone
Nothing that he hadn't already done to himself.
Some things last a long time.
I am me. Who else would i be?
Leave my Bard-chan alone
Someone boring v.v
what's in it for me
Some people say i'm boring though.
A loyal friend.
I'm not Mozart you fuckers. Mozart is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long.
Do you think you're boring?
hes probably gonna kill himself
Thanks sabrinu you're the best
I don't think i am. But other can think so right?
Why were you gone?
I think i'll just post sad anime girls online thanks
Bart do you ever think you might be wallowing in self-pity too much?
amazing, well thought conclusion
I'm just selfish enough to not care
Where did Dirt go?
Dirt is my favorite Alice in Chains band
i mean album*
mine is 'alice in chains'
No one seemed to be saying it, from what I saw.
What does selfishness have to do with it? Being that way hurts you more than anyone else. :3
Have I linked you Soundgarden?
I didn't think you listen to music.
It makes me feel better
so since nobody has announced that the sky is blue today
does that mean nobodys thought it
And then I was gome.
have a nice day
It seems to just keep going, though. You should probably focus on improving the things you don't like. :3
No, but that's irrelevant, since that post was for Bart, who may not have considered much that he's been doing this for too long.
I don't understand
idk how to improve myself
that makes mucho sense
Not really. Could be worse.
Come on it's been like a week
that's not that long
Yeah thats what i thought too.
a good way to look at it i suppose
as long as it doesnt get wore
Fingers crossed heh
Where can I buy this?
*pops in my will smith cd*
did you draw that
Does anyone else feel like threads don't provide much motivation to post recently or is it just the current strain of weed I'm on?
Probably best to put focus into figuring that out instead of just staying stuck in this.
Glad you managed to understand.
You should probably start trying to be more constructive if it goes on for much longer is all. :3
If you cum enough in one place does it become haunted?
Threads are in a lul. with no real drama it's just chill.
its because theres not a lot of good posters left
the recent past I've been puting in alot of work to better myself
mainly with how I treat the people around me and re structuring my moral values
i dont even do manipulative shit much anymore
I'm trying to be generous
I dont know what else there is to do
I can make some drama
When are we going to have people spoiler their porn?
i am fucking bored
i am fucking frustrated at the lack of weed
When you stop being a faggot
Grow your own weed.
i tried, it did not survive
that's a relatable one
anything to replace it?
So we can spoiler porn now then, because I am not even a faggot.
I guess they go through phases like that. Drama really helps spice things up, I think. :3
I've also been having trouble remembering what I've enjoyed about them over this past year in the first place. Oh well.
That more just helps the people around you; doesn't seem like a solution to the things you were depressed about. But I guess it can help you have a better image of yourself if you disliked yourself for being the way you were before.
i have a small diazepam script but i gotta make it last and i've already taken more than i was supposed to, so i can't substitute weed with it
its not porn
Can you please stop. Being so childishly spiteful is unencessary.
I'm just depressed man
I don't need a reason iit just happpes I'm sure you know just as welll as I do
just comes and goes and gets worse and better
You can post porn. Just spoiler it. It isnt so hard. Not all of us want to see such filth
thats just the autism
thats a bad feel
able to sleep?
thats the next best thing to being fucked up i feel
I am entirely capable.
my sleep is real bad atm tbh
It is just polite.
stop unspoilered porn
its like 9/11 all over again
More dog cocks plz
I guess it'll pass; you know your patterns better than I do.
Only retards think the loose usage of "autism" meme has any value.
People only really started bitching when it was fur porn being posted.
I bitched about loli shit like, 2 years ago and people shouted board culture.
God I wish that were me
I wish I was popular
It's easier to explain HUMAN
than it is
Let me know what you find out!
I apologize hopefully it looks uup soon
That's the worst possible feeling not being able to slee or sleeping interupted for short periods of time
Incorrect. I have always been anti-loli. As well as anti-fur.
Whilst I am disgusted by furry posters, I am not much bothered when its a non porn being posted.
And yes people may have kicked up more of a stink over fur because you are all sick fuckers. Mentally, emotionally and personality wise.
Show some courtesy atleast.
Just laugh at the people who ask.
doesnt even fucking matter what kind of porn it is shit
Apparently remilia got renegades to pay for all her surgeries before she stabbed them in the back and got them banned from play.
But how will I reach you?
I am actually really annoyed that squash and moog returned from whatever hell hole they were lurking in.
Being on this board was never indicative of courtesy. If you are going to tell people to behave within your guidelines you should be that way for all matters involving courtesy. You are probably least qualified to preach the topic, babe.
i think the diazepam they gave me was a sleep dose, not an anxiety dose, but it's not helping with sleep at all really.
they also put my sertraline up to 200mg.
so much fucking medication. if they legalised medical pot shit would be fine, but no
Squash is nice anyways
if thats not the fucking truth
maybe its the up on the fucking zoloft
that shit messed with my sleep too
Just because you have no class or manners does not give you right to slander.
I'm a sexual powerhouse.
Peoples' attention only has the value you ascribe to it.
And yet you assume the right to dictate.
I don't care what happens in league anymore
I'm a powerful sexhouse.
I fail to see a single redeeming feature of them.
A power bottom?
Literally only doing this 'cause you bitch, Scoots.
something like that.
Easy on the salt Tom Petty
Stop showing me your bear asshole.
it started getting worse a few months before that
i used to love what zoloft did for my sleep, cause i would get these surreal and crazy vivid dreams, then remember them perfectly, and it was so fucking cool
not any more though.
Salt of the Earth.
I give too much value to the wrong people too fast
I'll be right here
I'm sorry orin
Really do wish Medical bud would catch on
it solves just about any problems i can think of
Anger or anxiety
its amazing and I hope you get more soon
Dirt is our wedding song...
I don't.. only the stuff Erio links me. If I weren't for him I wouldn't bother listening to it
I can answer for myself, faggot
I miss habing seperate communities so i wouldnt be forced to look at bears fucking each other or horses having anal sex with each other
ty bard, you are rly sweet ❤️
Its dead to me and thats all that matters.
I'll let you know after my 11 hour shift i'm about to leave for.
Same. I missed when squash had a hissy and left.
Obviously not if you're speaking to me
yeah tell me about it
It wouldnt be such an issue if he wasnt being such a queer about it.
Where did you go?
this 'racism' argument for posting porn is ridiculous lmao
Still here. Just watching shows.
Just like our relationship !
Something to do I guess.
I know right. No wonder they equate themselves to the black lives matter issue.
that's why my arguement is for Nationalism
have you ever thought maybe people are arguing the point because they dont want to see sexualized dogs and red penises
the whole things pretty retarded
Words truly hurt the most.
Squash needs a tall glass of CI
Live and learn. : ^ )
Did you like it? You seem to mainly like the metal I link you, but Soundgarden is sort of similar to Alice in Chains.
It's okay; I'm sure you'll do fine at some kind of manual labor.
wow hitler sounds just like me
id probably get him too
I'll scratch your back with the pepe thing if you scratch mine.
It's mostly just to bother Scoots. I'm almost out of porn anyhow.
All they have to do is tell me I'm pretty.
You know Scoots is a troll, right? I wonder if he secretly enjoys causing the thread to get flooded with dog porn.
i hope you dont expect me to ever settle with some blue collar job
i have way too much self respect with that
and i thought my life goals were pretty much known to the thread anyway
I know I enjoy it.
He totally does
scoots is a t roll
he's a 14 year old girl with autism...
if you find some epic troll in his diction thats really stupid
idk how to reply to this
I enjoy the hazing from them.
You're going to be a biologist who performs heinous experiments on live foxes, right?
Tell me I'm pretty.
Yeah you did mention that once.
It would be nice to have i.ds
I tried to filter someone posting under anonymous earlier for posting their porn and it filtered on other boards to
when you go full troll
that face be like
well at least ban is gone
ty for remembering kaybe
it shows i mean something to that person when they remember my passion
no autistic anonposting either
unfortunately our admin is one of the biggest cucks in thread history
But bebop likes their dick being sucked by IkarousBloodMinaminatitashichan
I hate him more than I hate anybody else here or anybody else who has ever been here
If the porn is an honest problem I would be happy to tone it down for you of all people.
Porn of any type bothers me immensely
thank you for your consideration
I'll never forget those pictures, man. Not as long as I live, no matter how hard I try.
Or not post porn...Or spoiler it... Instead of being a petty diva.
yeah im really mad at him too
i think his public opinion has dropped like an elephant from a plane since he started all this shit
hopefully we get a new admin or change boards soon
rebellion is pretty easy at this point
please spoiler your gore
let me be the first to say i love furries and i'm really sorry that people are oppressing your right to post horrid fat animals with disturbing penises and stuff cause that's just wrong like we should have equality for all kinds of images being posted whether they're really weird sex pics that make everyone uncomfortable or not
like you guys are such strong brave people to fight for your right to post weird dog genitals and things and i think you guys really are heroes
maybe somebody could give you an award or something, idk, i can't really afford to myself tho
i'm trying to make some friends at /vamm/index.html
we should really change board.
I will still post it now and then. But not as much if you are around.
Macho is the word you're looking for, I think.
It's just an animal, dude, they're not even real people.
I would love to give furries an award... called a fucking bullet to the skull.
when your friends ex gf asks you if you're going to take her out
idk about you guys but i dont have it in me to read erin's post
videogames might not really be your thing if you think no mans sky will be a good game tbh
youre probably gonna kill yourself when you find out how much it sucks
Erin, we are a race of nuts.
We should be gassed. Grab a pitchfork, babe.
I was thinking dumpy.
I unironically agree with this unironic post. Glad that we have some common ground.
because really who gives a fuck about 'friends'
did u not watch the video
Not known to me; I don't lurk a lot.
I guess everyone wins, then.
He's probably masturbating to it now.
I think the 30-minute Sonic loop would be better for lifting your spirits.
Not "epic"; it's pretty transparent overall.
Such a sub. Didn't you tell me you were getting more dom lately? :3
You know you gotta smash
I'd kill myself now if I had a gun or some rope
when you imply they are having a righteous struggle
not implying that pedo anf furries are as bad as each other
I'm not even sad anymore
now I'm just angry
My media player is freezing my computer.
I can't open most video formats right now.
Dumpy at your request, I'll have you remember.
go fix it
i dont even know why youre so sad bard
but i dont really have it in me to try and do some big cheer up for you
dont you get one from x random poster every other day anyway?
and you say 'thanks that means a lot' yadda dadda then youre depressed the next day?
My weapon is guilt
neat text wall KKona
It is updating.
filthy gragas pickers
Did Lulu's lance get more range?
Then don't waste your time
'Hey thanks! You posted a paragraph on an imageboard saying something nice to me! Suddenly All the stress, pain, trust issues and anxiety and depression that have plagued me for years and years just dissapeared! You cured me!!!!'
Cooper be praised.
thats pretty neat
I don't even know what to say, I cant come up with ways to woo her while a bit hung over
Its for his own good
Oh I'm funna smash
Lord Cooper is love.
There isn't a lot we can do, Bard. Not unless you let us. We care about you. You know that. But taking your anger out on us isn't a good way to deal with it. If people here can make you upset by saying things why can't we help make you happy by saying things?
We are only worth the stock you have in us.
Rain your sweet Cooper on me, my love.
Tell her you'll take her out so that you can put it in, she'll love it.
I need to invest more time into LordCooper
You must show your devotion.
I'll take any genuine compliment or reaffirmations I can get
I could have all of them in the world from everyone on Earth and it's not going to fix my problems
I'm just a loneley and depressed loser and I'm fine with that
It's been like this for years It's just who I am no matter how I change the way I act
It's just who I am and not something that can be changed
especially by words on an online imageboard
Allthough the thoughts and feelings behind it make me feel better in the short run and impove my relationship with posters
I devote to the Lord
No wonder all your relationships turn out great lmao
bard, my depression been pretty bad recently, been pretty close to killing myself, so instead, i just been venting my thoughts on talklife.
see when you post about what's getting you down, and someone has a short conversation about it with you, that can feel like some resolution and closure, at least temporarily.
pic related, couldnt get the idea out of my head, was gonna try it, so instead i posted it somewhere people get that kinda stuff all the time, someone replied, and since i wasn't fighting with it alone in my head any more, it was easier to just let it go and try to sleep.
idk, just thinking out loud at you, but like, there are places you can talk about your feels if you need to, and it helps.
Like, legit dude, if I can help in any way tell me.
I've been in and out of depression for years. I know a bit, but not a lot. So I kind of get where you are right now.
Try just enjoying being here. Don't talk about what is bad. Just what is good. Focus on that.
Bard weren't you like happy yesterday?
Maybe you were just drunk
Just gotta find that one poster you are comfy confiding in. I have one. They are dabes. The fact they put up with my shit is a miracle.
My mood swings are pretty atrocious sometimes.
"Well, what do you make of it, detective? Another box-on-head suicide? That's the third one this week."
Mood swings are worth it for how you swing those hips.
inb4 soto tells us that ppl are just weak bitches and that mental illness isnt real
I'm sorry to hear that Erin, you're someone I worry about when I get to worrying
Seems like a few folks are getting caught up in that slump
You've made it this far and know how to keep on keeping on and I'm sure a big part of that is the people around you
And for myself as well, being able to post abouit how I feel all through the day and night helps me irl
It's good to get things like that out of your inside and out into the outside i feel
it's just hard to find people to listen
and here I have a captive audience
because oh boy thats a hoot
I was unaware I linked you in that post
I don't think I have bipolar
I think Im just depressed
my brother does though
and I feel for him
Depression isn't actually real
i think 99% of depression is from actual life problems that can be dealt with
there's definitely a chemical disease though
i think youre pretty neat
but i respect your distance
Maybe you should have a sexual relationship with your brother.
All relationships end sometime, I had a 3 year one at one point. If it had turned out any greater than that, then there wouldn't be any more relationships to turn out great or not.
I think you should drop that thing with your friends ex though, you're being a retard. You're overreaching into areas that aren't yours to reach into. He'll hate you for playing god with his life.
he's no homo
don't you worry about me sweet thing, i'm always fine. just figured i'd mention that in case you wanted to check the app out or something, anything that helps you feel better is good stuff.
People just need to suck it up and just work harder
No hangover this morning fam?
Maybe you should rape him during one of his manic periods.
Agree and well put
If a 'friend' fucked someone i cared for they'd be on the complete opposite side of the friend spectrum
how neat is that
youre speaking from a very happy perspective compared to a lot of other people's lives on here
Nah how about you
I want to kill myself by sleeping with a box on my head
I'm always fine
im always fine
I don't have any romantic interest in him
We arent really even friends anymore
Just kiss him on the mouth once and see how you both like it.
I'm not actually gay in real life
Nobody is. They're just too pathetic to attract the opposite sex so they settle and call it pride.
hey, i'm posting in a fairly cheery tone right?
having a perfectly pleasant day?
i'm fine. think about suicide all the time, always sort of miserable deep down, this is a fact of life for me and hundreds of thousands of other people, but i'm not letting affect my demeanour am I?
as far as anyone else is concerned, I'm fine 🙂
hotshotgg is the only thing i miss about league of babies
I'm not really attracted to anybody irl
i forgot that there was a round descriptive number between hundreds of thousands and billions
bEING GAY ISNT A CHOICE
it's a fashion statement
yes it is
Can't forget PR0LLY.
I fall in the category of "anyone else" and I do not think that you are fine.
NO one chooses to be straight so you cant choose to be gay
people choose to be gay because they arent getting enough attention
welp, can't help you with that i'm afraid.
all relationships end sometime
Sounds like a waste of time imo if it's just gonna end eventually and leave you back at square 1
How rude, calling me a retard
I'm not even playing god tbh, it's just life
I doubt I'll actually go through with it but Im going to let him know she was probably down to fuck so she honestly didn't care about him so he could get over her
Even if he hates me it wouldn't really change much since he already hates 80% of us cause of past drama with his gf
Then he broke up with his gf and wanted to come back to us like everything was all cool
lmao get fucked Holla Forums
cottonmouth like a motherfucker