A lewd thread for a lewd people
A lewd thread for a lewd people
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
It's not as if I had much of a choice lol. Also THOUSAND OAKS NOW BITCH
you want me on your tongue
It was your idea though.
Drink until you have cirrhosis of the liver. Then you'll have something to be mad about.
There's nothing wrong with adding things to alcohol or chasing it. If you're not talking about fine expensive alcohol, why did you bring up that fucking moronic steak analogy? You are an idiot. Just fucking daft.
Don't worry I got you, friend
ethnic grocery stores
I'll get some tomorrow and see if they have any there.
In quite a few countries, yes.
I mean, I know that I'd be talking about alcohol.
Being knowledgeable is a different beast.
dont look at me....
And what about the one that you're in?
Who's the guy who looks like Dr Doom?
Have you never bought cheap steak????
You can buy cheap steak and still cook it into a tasteful meal.
How are these simple concepts escaping you? Trying out different products to find something you like is like kindergarten levels of problem solving.
Just do it
I'll look in you then
I know my little brother is going to want to start drinking soon and I don't want him to start drinking at a young age but it's pretty inevitable since our family is full of heavy drinkers
I want to tell him to not drink until he's probably 18 or so but I really have no right of saying that the huge fucking alcoholic I am lmao
Being an older brother isn't easy ya know
Wow always blame soto
Oh yeah, take ghostie out on a date already
I never make tcs
besides I have to use the laptop to cam so while I go grab it you make it and call it Mordinfuckingators
I'm currently in Petoria, so I'll have to check with The Man.
Drink like a real man you fucking faggot
The piano on my chest has been replaced with a Yamaha keyboard. Thank you kindly.
They self-identify as that, actually. There are a few Mexican and Asian ones around here.
I should go to Little Caesar's too, that cheesy bread is the ticket, man.
You know what else is kindergarten level? Not looking down on people for mixing gatorade with your precious five dollar vodka. Go kiss a horse's ass while it's taking a dump.
I wish Smiles would stop taking gils side on everything just for some E-penis
That's MF DOOM one of the most influential 'underground' rappers rockin it
He's known for his cult classic Madvillainy
which he paired with producer madlib to create unique beats, and a monotonous reminniscient of gang star yet moody flow
He also has other great albuns like Operation D.O.O.M.S.D.A.Y , MM...Food, and one of my favorites, The Mouse and the Mask. He is also known to perform under alter egos as well, such as King Geedorah or Viktor Vaughn
oh wait it needs 2 g's
It is literally always your fault
And lol no she don't like me
I've never added anything to my drinks before.
Just make sure he doesn't smoke, screw the alcohol
Glad to hear it
Vaudeville Villain is my favorite album by him
They're actually my favorite pizza chain. All my friends say they're shit and pizza hut is the best but everything I've ever had from pizza hut has just been SLOPPY and made me feel awful
I have no grounds to retort that statement.
Can I upload that video of you walking back from your bday when we went barhopping in LT/downtown on yt so I can post on here?
You can do neither of those you fuck
Well you can go ahead having strong opinions on things you don't even take part in.
This was truly a joy to watch you throw a tantrum and portray yourself as a badmouthed child when confronted with a differing opinion.
I'm lazy so I just drink out of the bottle.
However i'm not retarded and think adding something makes me a girl.
BUT IAN ITS FUNNY
sup party ppl
I don't give a fuck
If you slather a church in A1 sauce does it become delicious and get you drunk?
Pizza Hut tastes way better for the first slice, but man, that cheese gets to you when you start filling up. Dominoes is a pretty solid thin crust experience. I like lots of cheap pizza though, so it's hard to pick a favorite.
I haven't done it, so obviously I could never understand your simpleton point of view on the topic. Get stuffed. What's the point of arguing on the internet if you aren't going to have any fun? You are a husk. You aren't even fun to yell at on an online forum. How can one man be so empty?
Of course it doesn't, only skirts does that
Wait, so are Gilligan and Smiles a thing?
(Welma confirmed as Anon-Sama)
Going through my old windows phone pics
How old are these if I have a pic of the cig case you sent me for my bday when it had just came in?
fantastic taste my man
I'm not that old. Jeesh.
And yes, I was seeing if anyone would say goodnight because fuck you I'm lonely.
But the laziness does make you a girl though
I could honestly live off little caesars
When I was 13 I ate nothing but two boxes for like a week. And I did this often.
Howdy user -Sama.
Both of those terms are horrible.
I bet you were waiting for someone to reply to this one, too. You greedy little (you) piggy.
yo batr... how we?
Lloyd stop being a pedo
test never made the tc
Are you and Smiles dating?
Yes, they just issued an official statement on Twitter. She's having his baby, too.
youd probably like this meme better dad
shit how are you
my best friend gave me a shirt today!
My camera appears to not be working so not much point anyway.
They seem to enjoy being ambiguous about this.
No he broke up with her for Lexi.
I am the piggy
I'm so excited.
It is my pet name for him.
I'm really cautious about leftovers, I'd never eat a pizza after more than like 12 hours in the fridge. Now frozen pizzas, there is an industry that has greatly financially benefited from me.
im always shit...i want a shirt 2
The flame was hot but short lived.
I'd never eat a pizza after more than like 12 hours in the fridge.
Skirts and pills.
I'm adding to my folders, anything you'd like to see more of?~
What is your preferred brand? We have some fairly solid ones here
Brightest stars burn fastest.
...so general statement (read: read into this what you will)
youre pretty cute... i learned this once I understood whose image i downloaded in a batch last night
Who all is awake to play OW?
We have late night bible studies on how to destroy the homosexual agenda.
You should do your piggy thing while Paul does his walrus thing. I'd pay to see some nasty shit like that.
Just how I was raised, really. I know it doesn't make all that much sense. I'm like that about a lot of things.
instant regret upon rereading that...after it was posted
I dunno I'm bullshitting
Why are you asking me like that?
Nows your chance to get her off he rebound
i'm down to play if you are.
put me out of my misery guise im delirious
WOW TEST YOU WORK TOLERATING WITH NIGGERS AT THAT MAIL PLACE TO NOT AFFORD TO BUY A BETTER CAMERA?
SHAME ON YOU
2014 - 2015
pf, you downloaded the bikini pic?
anything for some money
Bad to the bone.
yeh... i honestly dont know what all loads... i just load everything. honestly wasnt tryna creep.
had to ask for more intel.
Would you believe me even if I said there was no particular reason?
what, are you 18 yet
sama what did you do today : )
work... forever work
I'm bad to the bone-r.
it builds character
yoyu're a railroad worker?
Now that's what I like to hear.
Yeah. My mom still gets uppity if I go to the park down the street by myself.
division manager cn railway
I'll see what I can find based on what I think I know then
How long has this been going on?
What all do you know? I'm kinda interested to see what you come back with.
Natty Ice beerbongs at 10am are so much fun
Um, what specifically?
Eh? What the fuck lol
now thats a fucking job
that right there is something to be proud of
you knwo what i do i work at a fucking kfc taco bell
pays the bills and supports the family?
Have you heard the good news?
I mean we can talk on uuuhhhhhhhhhh steam
no it's just this pic
or some cuddles after
it pays, and drive me into the nuthouse tbh
You should probably see a doctor.
no steam... discord, hangouts. skype
Wait wait what about??
She means well. And that park is pretty fucking sketchy sometimes.
No need to get queer, dude.
whys that my man?
what is stressful about it?
im a glorified babysitter of grown ass adults
add me wtf, i'm in the animus 2 chat. "fuckin' Cooki"
Is it a bad neighborhood?
Aren't you a doctor??
You can call anyone dude. It is a neutered term.
ah... there you are
and you probably make a fucking killing with it
that sounds likea great job tbh
It's on the precipice of a bad neighborhood. Instead of the other side of the tracks, we have the other side of the park.
I hate people so much this week
So you could go down a slide and end up getting robbed at knifepoint.
dunno bout killing
I MADE 7.75 AN HOUR BRUH
lloyd post an irl pic of oyu
They'd probably just try to peddle highly cut drugs on you. Still unpleasant though.
Bard that's so mean
The tears are making it even harder to type on my phone
I know some medical things, yes.
come join the animus 2 voice chat
I'm in a discord with Squash and Al at the moment. I also am not able to talk because it's late right now.
aw im sorry i didnt mean to be a bully
whats wrong buddy
..sucks being creepy old guy.
I'm working myself to death
you are charming friend
why not request day off?
ima just drank til i feel less ancient and dusty
thats ho tf it done boiii
Just imagine how bad you're going to feel once you're actually over the hill.
each dead soldier knocks off a year lol
so... ima need a case
hopefully dide b4 that lol
when every conversation sounds like a back in my day story
When your grandmas lil hut with lights actually makes a great smoke spot
How much does Hard liquor take off my man
Saturday is my day off
Plus I'll be missing out on that sweet ot
I have faith in your death. I'm rooting for you.
bout 3 fifs outta do it
glad i got a cheerleading sqaud for my impending demise
moar cute plox
It's all anyone in this world can hope for.
Ganbatte neko chan ganbatte!
yay go team
I think I'm going to overdose
its been nice knowing you guys
that was awesome... do it again
Not that nice.
stay and get dusty salt like sama... know my feels
I don't think I'm going to make it tho
Are you going to eat a LOOOOT of chocolate?
The deed is already done...I can feel it already........
Bard should I put on a suit? Its been ages since I tc'd with a suit
theres aa tac?
would do a fukken tc...
fffff link plox
over 4 grams raw cocao to cause poisoning...
is this happening
my mac is slow af
im slangin ounces niggggaaaaa
can you make webm's?
He's in love with the cocao.
to what quantity batr
will u make me one sometime .//.
i puts it in my nose
got dat qp like burger king
a webm uuu
Say no more fam
i'd like to request on to be made pls
would prolly pass out from insulin shock and puke before overdose, js
join me in tc, get live
i want a webm made :(
Mordin do I look nice in a suit?
tomorrow pls k thx
it's forgotten by then...
it will be too late.
I'm too tired.
Holy shit, Luka you are beyond ungrateful.
come tc with us...
mording an SLUT
luka would ever cam
mordin y u no a soto
Link to TC?
Mordin is such a piece of shit
we need a reason to camwhore
I just tried to get in the TV on my phone
It is the worst thing I've ever experienced
anything happens, ever
LoL, nigga you cant afford food, what you on about?
just whatevs... less cute nao
cuteness level dropping...
Isn't he your type? Gay bears?
You should give him food money for cummies.
Also, I'm just bypassing the filter.
I fuck dogs. Not retards.
Now there's a campaign slogan.
I mean, would he be less intelligent than a chihuahua?
Im wearing a suit to impress Mordin and he wont look
what a cock tease
hi buddy hats up wiith you today are you feeling any better?
mordin a shit
You need to be like 12 years older for Mordin's tastes.
Less manipulative too.
Not much. might sleep more.
Mordin, I demand that you let Soto woo you, right this instant.
i wish I could rub it for you with my tongue
I need to play league more
But just looks at how hairy and chubby Luka is.
He's like your dream guy if he took too many blows to the head.
*plays some mood music for mordin and soto
gonna join the Mordin hate bandwagon and talk shit
Fuck you Mordin
Men and manchildren arent the same.
*pets kitty cat*
I dont know why i said that sorry
The both include Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.
I did not say stop.
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck Luka.
I have zero respect for someone that disgusting.
I am technologically incompetent. I can't get sound to play for anything now and for some reason I can't get YouTube videos to load.
Going to sleep a bit.
You're the the Grinch but instead of your heart growing three sizes, you grew standards.
Open volume mixer
check if you turned sounds down just for FireFox or its plugin container
I use Chrome.
If I post nothing but anime girls, would you think I was an irl 10/10 lesbian girl teehee xD btw way?
REPEAT THE SAME STEPS.
JUST WITH CHROME AND ITS PLUGIN CONTAINERS.
ded thred tonight... *yawns*
maybe i'll lie down for a lil bit
I AM TRYING TO HELP THE DRUNK/MENTALLY RETARDED.
what is the difference between a good person
and a good poster
why do you feel like Dirt friend
aw come on whats that supposed to mean
What is The Good?
Nothing wrong in that arena. I was having this issue a few hours ago and I just unplugged my speakers and plugged them back in and problem solved. I was even talking on Discord until just before I opened the tinychat
I'll just fix it tomorrow.
I....I don't know.....
Maybe that is why you've asked. But can someone not be a bad poster and a good person? and vice versa can't a good psoter be a bad person?
What qualifies someone as Good in either sense.
I mean, Trump to me is a bad person, but for some other people he is good.
i wish to findthe subjective good value that is good in every case
Suuuuure you will
sleep when lol
That all depends on whether you want the job or not.
its in the afternoon...ill just go in tweaked the fuck out on coffee
At least that will give them an accurate depiction of you.
you mean constantly sleep deprived by my difficult to explain online activities?
That would be amazing bardo
got a game face for that... and it will turn into me interviewing them tbh.
they gotta earn they privy with me
2016 not having a bossmode
You'd better get to work practicing that explanation, it will prove invaluable in a court of law someday.
*hugs and squeezes*
But that's difficult. It took me hundreds of hours to even have mini-bossmode.
its really not difficult... i make sweet memes with a bunch of autists and minors
get on mah level niga
Typically, but not necessarily, at the same time.
Maybe when I pick up my family's diabetes. Until then, though.
and i swear i didnt know her age til she told me... and i got a new creepy old guy award. fun times were had
bitches dunno where i keep mah genetics
Don't worry, what middle aged man was ever arrested for indecent conduct with a minor? Never gonna happen. The case would get laughed out of court.
As long as you keep them off of me, you can have them anywhere you'd like.
there wasnt any... lol
*douses u with genetics
None but for a brief flash in your mind's eye, that is.
Maybe that was my plan all along. Maybe you played right into it.
yea nah u cute but im old
...im under 18
well shit this is awkward
better part ways before anyone gets the wrong idea
It must feel really, really bad to fall outside the scope of Romeo and Juliet laws.
dont be shy
try the slut out
captured and deleted from minds eye
aaaaand here we go
no sir, get that v& right quick for sure
i wish i had a click remote so i could fast forward my life
I don't see you in any rush to empty the recycle bin, however.
What can future lawmakers do to make it feel really, really bad? And how can we make it fall under the scope of "hard on crime"?
its gone jim...zero bonner achieved
Well, yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean much when you can't pop one in the first place without a handful of pills.
really should go ahead and change those load filters tho... prolly unhealthy to down everything without filtering it
strong liek bull
all the old jokes...
What does this even mean
but it's already so short why would u waste it
sama a pedo old man too
i run a script that downloads every image whatever forum im using... it does so automatically
*ignores doots comment
its nice being a meme...
Oh, okay. The breaking up of "download" into its constituent "load" and "down" really threw me.
Its breakfast time, theres no need to be afraid, at breakfast time!
sorry if my terminology cause you confusion...
It's okay, I understand that the lingo has changed since the infancy of newsgroups.
1999 was a good year...
Sama's kind of kawaii.
...then it searches in the background for duplicates and removes them. so i dont end up with 20 copies of the same dumb image doots posts
Sure was, dude. Just getting that first taste of potty training.
Modern day compulsive scrapbooking.
Fuck my cocktail
if only i could get it to sort in subfolders for me...
All I heard was "fuck," "cock," and "tail." I'm in.
I couldn't even form reliable long-term memories yet, I'm not sure it gets any more care free than that.
it reverses itself around 70 i hear... i havent had the luxury yet, sadly
Sounds like the perfect project for the night before a big interview.
Yeah, too bad that you shoot your wife because you think she's a burglar while you shit yourself at that age, instead of just shitting yourself, like when you were little. But there's no use living in the past.
yea but ur gay tho
TAG ME IN SAMA, TAG ME IN!
whoooo is awake that wants to listen to me for a bit whilst i vent?
sama is an old man
Sleep is death, etc
I don't think he's kawaii in a way that involves me being gay for him. Just look at his personality and how he reacts to e-bullying and stuff, though. If he wasn't an old man and was just a talking cat or something that would be great.
u e-dated bart
The ones that feign ignorance are the most dangerous
What's a good movie to watch on Netflix
Why does it have to be Netflix
So any rough estimates as to how big Blood-chan's tits are?
I just need something to make me not bored
Say that you feel horrible with one's self... what is a good way to cheer up again?
That pic is a masterpiece
That's what got me depressed in the first place. ;w;
I lost my keys, ipod and made a twat out of myself two days ago.
find out why
then fix it
can't be that bad.
Therapy or doctor's visit. I'm telling you, get yourself checked out now before this shit builds up your whole life and you have no means to control it anymore.
Well... it is and it isn't.
It is a very minor thing but it cost me a lot of money.
£30 for lock smith, £40 on drinks, lost a £30 ipod... that's like a whole month of money for me; and if I could only just get another job, I would make that back in a week. ;-;
I know exactly where to go if that is the case.
MindMatters, I was on CBT there but had to quit it for my job.
But now there isn't work in my job, hence why I'm probably doing silly shit and regretting it like mad since I haven't got that same routine anymore.
that's like a whole month of money for me
Well, I'll have to go back to the scene of my crimes; which I really don't wanna... to see if I can get my ipod back.
Either I need to learn to control drinking or get some friends so if I do go nuts on booze, I have someone to keep an eye on me at least.
Why not both?
Don't you mean Ikarous?
Thanks Holla Forums
This place cheered me up where videogames can't. ;w;
... like, how do people make friends nowadays?
I'm not like 'duh, I'm retarded and don't know how to make friends', but in a sense that people are mostly out to get stuff done... like shopping and such so one doesn't have many opportunities to talk to strangers in a neutral setting.
Go to places where strangers talk in neutral settings. Avoid bars cuz you can't handle your alcohol. I suggest farmer's markets, and/or find meetups of people who enjoy what you enjoy
I wish I was a alive to enjoy 80's animu
Like, honestly, I'm really hoping if we can catch this shit early enough you won't have to end up with it long term, because it's like meeting a terrible fate bro
implying 80's animu can't be enjoyable today
-takes you for a jog with me-
You said you wish you were alive to enjoy 80's animu. You can still do that you know.
Going for a jog, bbl <3
Well, funny you should say that; I'm volunteering to help running a market tomorrow.
This will be great because I'll meet lots of people and two, I get to do something for free so now I can like... redeem a little bit of myself.
It isn't something major I got, it's like... I have babby anxiety and tend to act awkward.
And I don't really seem to grasp the notion of :stop drink: when I do start drinking, so when I get a hangover or do something stupid, I pretty much wanna 'kyalldayerryday'.
Even so, I really fucking want my therapist back, just a person to tell me to 'Right, sit down, plan the day, do this, this and this and you should be alright in 2 weeks'
Yes i know that.
Oh yeah, I remember going over those kinds of benefits, however I have fallen very far and have to catch up to that part again.