A lewd thread for a lewd people

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

A lewd thread for a lewd people

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/YEjqv4MMyR8?t=269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_5n82WOQ0g
http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators
http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators
http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators
Noah Parker
Noah Parker

mai waifu

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

sounds disgusting

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

*lived

It's not as if I had much of a choice lol. Also THOUSAND OAKS NOW BITCH

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

mmmm
you want me on your tongue

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

It was your idea though.

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

Drink until you have cirrhosis of the liver. Then you'll have something to be mad about.

There's nothing wrong with adding things to alcohol or chasing it. If you're not talking about fine expensive alcohol, why did you bring up that fucking moronic steak analogy? You are an idiot. Just fucking daft.

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

what

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Don't worry I got you, friend

Michael King
Michael King

ethnic grocery stores
Strange description
Little Caesars
I'll get some tomorrow and see if they have any there.

In quite a few countries, yes.

I mean, I know that I'd be talking about alcohol.
Being knowledgeable is a different beast.

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

wait
dont look at me....

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

And what about the one that you're in?

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

Who's the guy who looks like Dr Doom?

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

Have you never bought cheap steak????
You can buy cheap steak and still cook it into a tasteful meal.
How are these simple concepts escaping you? Trying out different products to find something you like is like kindergarten levels of problem solving.

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

Just do it
I'll look in you then

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

I know my little brother is going to want to start drinking soon and I don't want him to start drinking at a young age but it's pretty inevitable since our family is full of heavy drinkers

I want to tell him to not drink until he's probably 18 or so but I really have no right of saying that the huge fucking alcoholic I am lmao

Being an older brother isn't easy ya know

Wow always blame soto
nice meme

Oh yeah, take ghostie out on a date already

I never make tcs
besides I have to use the laptop to cam so while I go grab it you make it and call it Mordinfuckingators

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

I'm currently in Petoria, so I'll have to check with The Man.

Aight
*bourbon burps*
Drink like a real man you fucking faggot

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

The piano on my chest has been replaced with a Yamaha keyboard. Thank you kindly.

They self-identify as that, actually. There are a few Mexican and Asian ones around here.

I should go to Little Caesar's too, that cheesy bread is the ticket, man.

You know what else is kindergarten level? Not looking down on people for mixing gatorade with your precious five dollar vodka. Go kiss a horse's ass while it's taking a dump.

David Long
David Long

I wish Smiles would stop taking gils side on everything just for some E-penis

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

That's MF DOOM one of the most influential 'underground' rappers rockin it
He's known for his cult classic Madvillainy
which he paired with producer madlib to create unique beats, and a monotonous reminniscient of gang star yet moody flow
He also has other great albuns like Operation D.O.O.M.S.D.A.Y , MM...Food, and one of my favorites, The Mouse and the Mask. He is also known to perform under alter egos as well, such as King Geedorah or Viktor Vaughn

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

oh wait it needs 2 g's

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

It is literally always your fault

And lol no she don't like me

James Lewis
James Lewis

I've never added anything to my drinks before.

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

Just make sure he doesn't smoke, screw the alcohol

Glad to hear it

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Lewdz doushio

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Vaudeville Villain is my favorite album by him

They're actually my favorite pizza chain. All my friends say they're shit and pizza hut is the best but everything I've ever had from pizza hut has just been SLOPPY and made me feel awful

I have no grounds to retort that statement.

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

Can I upload that video of you walking back from your bday when we went barhopping in LT/downtown on yt so I can post on here?

Carter Green
Carter Green

You can do neither of those you fuck

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Well you can go ahead having strong opinions on things you don't even take part in.
This was truly a joy to watch you throw a tantrum and portray yourself as a badmouthed child when confronted with a differing opinion.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

I'm lazy so I just drink out of the bottle.

However i'm not retarded and think adding something makes me a girl.

David Bennett
David Bennett

WOW

BUT IAN ITS FUNNY

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

sup party ppl

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

I don't give a fuck

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

If you slather a church in A1 sauce does it become delicious and get you drunk?

Idunno.

Nini, threaders~<3

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Pizza Hut tastes way better for the first slice, but man, that cheese gets to you when you start filling up. Dominoes is a pretty solid thin crust experience. I like lots of cheap pizza though, so it's hard to pick a favorite.

I haven't done it, so obviously I could never understand your simpleton point of view on the topic. Get stuffed. What's the point of arguing on the internet if you aren't going to have any fun? You are a husk. You aren't even fun to yell at on an online forum. How can one man be so empty?

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

Of course it doesn't, only skirts does that

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

Wait, so are Gilligan and Smiles a thing?

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

Hi

Bye

(Welma confirmed as Anon-Sama)

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

Going through my old windows phone pics

How old are these if I have a pic of the cig case you sent me for my bday when it had just came in?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

fantastic taste my man

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

h-hello

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

I'm not that old. Jeesh.

And yes, I was seeing if anyone would say goodnight because fuck you I'm lonely.

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

friiiiennd

Lincoln Robinson
Lincoln Robinson

and pills

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

wheres...

ANU!

John Myers
John Myers

But the laziness does make you a girl though
js~

I could honestly live off little caesars
When I was 13 I ate nothing but two boxes for like a week. And I did this often.

ty fam

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

Howdy user -Sama.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

underground
rappers
Both of those terms are horrible.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

I bet you were waiting for someone to reply to this one, too. You greedy little (you) piggy.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

yo batr... how we?

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

Lloyd stop being a pedo

Ryder King
Ryder King

test never made the tc

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

Are you and Smiles dating?

Charles Powell
Charles Powell

how

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

Yes, they just issued an official statement on Twitter. She's having his baby, too.

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

youd probably like this meme better dad

shit how are you
my best friend gave me a shirt today!

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

My camera appears to not be working so not much point anyway.

They seem to enjoy being ambiguous about this.

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

GILLIGAN???

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

No he broke up with her for Lexi.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

I am the piggy

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

See

Hudson Jenkins
Hudson Jenkins

Oh golly.
I'm so excited.

How fitting.

It is my pet name for him.

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

Already?

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

I'm really cautious about leftovers, I'd never eat a pizza after more than like 12 hours in the fridge. Now frozen pizzas, there is an industry that has greatly financially benefited from me.

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

im always shit...i want a shirt 2

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

The flame was hot but short lived.

David Brown
David Brown

Suuuuuuuuuuuper old

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

I'd never eat a pizza after more than like 12 hours in the fridge.
Why?
Bad experience?

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

Skirts and pills.

I'm adding to my folders, anything you'd like to see more of?~

:3

What is your preferred brand? We have some fairly solid ones here

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

Yes.

Brightest stars burn fastest.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

...so general statement (read: read into this what you will)

youre pretty cute... i learned this once I understood whose image i downloaded in a batch last night

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Who all is awake to play OW?

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

We have late night bible studies on how to destroy the homosexual agenda.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

You should do your piggy thing while Paul does his walrus thing. I'd pay to see some nasty shit like that.

Just how I was raised, really. I know it doesn't make all that much sense. I'm like that about a lot of things.

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

instant regret upon rereading that...after it was posted

Nolan White
Nolan White

Oh
I dunno I'm bullshitting

Ryder King
Ryder King

Here

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

Why are you asking me like that?
Nows your chance to get her off he rebound
rude

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

*Genuine laughter*

i'm down to play if you are.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

put me out of my misery guise im delirious

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

WOW TEST YOU WORK TOLERATING WITH NIGGERS AT THAT MAIL PLACE TO NOT AFFORD TO BUY A BETTER CAMERA?

SHAME ON YOU

2014 - 2015

damn son

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

Zero interest.

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

<3
pf, you downloaded the bikini pic?
anything for some money

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

Bad to the bone.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

yeh... i honestly dont know what all loads... i just load everything. honestly wasnt tryna creep.

had to ask for more intel.

David Perez
David Perez

Would you believe me even if I said there was no particular reason?

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

bikini pic
what, are you 18 yet

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

Hah, gaaaayyy

Carter Young
Carter Young

regret...

Logan James
Logan James

sama what did you do today : )

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

I am
Probably not

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Irrational?

John Roberts
John Roberts

bump

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

work... forever work

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

I'm bad to the bone-r.

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

it builds character
yoyu're a railroad worker?

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

Now that's what I like to hear.

Yeah. My mom still gets uppity if I go to the park down the street by myself.

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

division manager cn railway

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

I'll see what I can find based on what I think I know then

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

How long has this been going on?
What all do you know? I'm kinda interested to see what you come back with.

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

https://youtu.be/YEjqv4MMyR8?t=269

Natty Ice beerbongs at 10am are so much fun

Luis Price
Luis Price

Um, what specifically?

Eh? What the fuck lol

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

now thats a fucking job
that right there is something to be proud of
you knwo what i do i work at a fucking kfc taco bell
pays the bills and supports the family?

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Have you heard the good news?

John Jones
John Jones

I mean we can talk on uuuhhhhhhhhhh steam
no it's just this pic
or some cuddles after

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

it pays, and drive me into the nuthouse tbh

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

You should probably see a doctor.

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

no steam... discord, hangouts. skype

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Wait wait what about??

Leo Moore
Leo Moore

She means well. And that park is pretty fucking sketchy sometimes.

No need to get queer, dude.

Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

whys that my man?
what is stressful about it?

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

hurry

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

im a glorified babysitter of grown ass adults

Noah Young
Noah Young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_5n82WOQ0g

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

discord.
add me wtf, i'm in the animus 2 chat. "fuckin' Cooki"
chick

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Is it a bad neighborhood?

Oic

Aren't you a doctor??

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

You can call anyone dude. It is a neutered term.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

ah... there you are

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

and you probably make a fucking killing with it

that sounds likea great job tbh

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

It's on the precipice of a bad neighborhood. Instead of the other side of the tracks, we have the other side of the park.

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

I hate people so much this week

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

WELL....
I
hate YOU!!!!

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

I see.
So you could go down a slide and end up getting robbed at knifepoint.
Rip

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

dunno bout killing

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

I MADE 7.75 AN HOUR BRUH

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

lloyd post an irl pic of oyu

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

They'd probably just try to peddle highly cut drugs on you. Still unpleasant though.

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

Bard that's so mean
The tears are making it even harder to type on my phone

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

I know some medical things, yes.

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

come join the animus 2 voice chat

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

The what?

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

DISCORD*

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

I'm in a discord with Squash and Al at the moment. I also am not able to talk because it's late right now.

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

aw im sorry i didnt mean to be a bully
whats wrong buddy

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

..sucks being creepy old guy.

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

I'm working myself to death

David Thompson
David Thompson

you are charming friend

why not request day off?

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

ima just drank til i feel less ancient and dusty

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

thats ho tf it done boiii

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

Just imagine how bad you're going to feel once you're actually over the hill.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

each dead soldier knocks off a year lol
so... ima need a case

hopefully dide b4 that lol

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

when every conversation sounds like a back in my day story

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

When your grandmas lil hut with lights actually makes a great smoke spot

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

How much does Hard liquor take off my man

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Saturday is my day off
Plus I'll be missing out on that sweet ot

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

I have faith in your death. I'm rooting for you.

Jose Price
Jose Price

bout 3 fifs outta do it

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

glad i got a cheerleading sqaud for my impending demise

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

moar cute plox

William King
William King

It's all anyone in this world can hope for.

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

Ganbatte neko chan ganbatte!

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

yay go team

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

ok

Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

I think I'm going to overdose
on theobromine
its been nice knowing you guys

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

that was awesome... do it again

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

Not that nice.

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

stay and get dusty salt like sama... know my feels

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

I don't think I'm going to make it tho

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Are you going to eat a LOOOOT of chocolate?

Xavier Johnson
Xavier Johnson

The deed is already done...I can feel it already........

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Bard should I put on a suit? Its been ages since I tc'd with a suit

Carter Sanchez
Carter Sanchez

theres aa tac?

Ian Long
Ian Long

would do a fukken tc...

fffff link plox

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

over 4 grams raw cocao to cause poisoning...

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

is this happening
my mac is slow af

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

im slangin ounces niggggaaaaa

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

can you make webm's?

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

He's in love with the cocao.

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

yessum...

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

to what quantity batr

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

will u make me one sometime .//.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

self poast?

Liam Edwards
Liam Edwards

i puts it in my nose

got dat qp like burger king

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

a webm uuu

William Brooks
William Brooks

Say no more fam

http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

i'd like to request on to be made pls

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

would prolly pass out from insulin shock and puke before overdose, js

join me in tc, get live

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

tomorrow k?

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

:(

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

ty

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

i want a webm made :(

Luis Long
Luis Long

Mordin do I look nice in a suit?

http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

tomorrow pls k thx

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

it's forgotten by then...
it will be too late.

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

I'm too tired.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Holy shit, Luka you are beyond ungrateful.

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

wow

Jackson Barnes
Jackson Barnes

...bored.

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

come tc with us...

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

mording an SLUT

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

luka would ever cam
ever

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

mordin y u no a soto

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

Link to TC?

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

why?

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

http://tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Mordin is such a piece of shit

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

we need a reason to camwhore

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

nothing's happening

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

I just tried to get in the TV on my phone
It is the worst thing I've ever experienced

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

TC*

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

anything happens, ever

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

ok

*cooks hashbrowns*

Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

LoL, nigga you cant afford food, what you on about?

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

just whatevs... less cute nao

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

*cooks hashbrowns*

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

oh well

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

cuteness level dropping...

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

Isn't he your type? Gay bears?
You should give him food money for cummies.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

rekt

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

Also, I'm just bypassing the filter.
:^)

John Nelson
John Nelson

I fuck dogs. Not retards.

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

level nul

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Now there's a campaign slogan.

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

I mean, would he be less intelligent than a chihuahua?

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Im wearing a suit to impress Mordin and he wont look

what a cock tease

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

hi buddy hats up wiith you today are you feeling any better?

James Bell
James Bell

mordin a shit

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

You need to be like 12 years older for Mordin's tastes.

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

Yes.
Less manipulative too.

Not much. might sleep more.

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Mordin, I demand that you let Soto woo you, right this instant.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

i wish I could rub it for you with my tongue

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

I need to play league more

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

But just looks at how hairy and chubby Luka is.
He's like your dream guy if he took too many blows to the head.

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

*plays some mood music for mordin and soto

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

W-what?!

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

gonna join the Mordin hate bandwagon and talk shit

Fuck you Mordin

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

playing League

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

Men and manchildren arent the same.

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

shut up

Charles White
Charles White

*pets kitty cat*

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

:)

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

I dont know why i said that sorry

Bentley White
Bentley White

The both include Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

I did not say stop.

Yeah, I wouldn't fuck Luka.
I have zero respect for someone that disgusting.

Angel Green
Angel Green

I am technologically incompetent. I can't get sound to play for anything now and for some reason I can't get YouTube videos to load.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Going to sleep a bit.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

sleepy?

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

nini

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

You're the the Grinch but instead of your heart growing three sizes, you grew standards.

Open volume mixer
check if you turned sounds down just for FireFox or its plugin container

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

*hugs*

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

I use Chrome.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

If I post nothing but anime girls, would you think I was an irl 10/10 lesbian girl teehee xD btw way?

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

REPEAT THE SAME STEPS.
JUST WITH CHROME AND ITS PLUGIN CONTAINERS.

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

-hug- u.u

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

u_u
ded thred tonight... *yawns*
maybe i'll lie down for a lil bit

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

I AM TRYING TO HELP THE DRUNK/MENTALLY RETARDED.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

nini luka

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

what is the difference between a good person
and a good poster

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

why do you feel like Dirt friend

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

aw come on whats that supposed to mean

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

What is The Good?

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

Nothing wrong in that arena. I was having this issue a few hours ago and I just unplugged my speakers and plugged them back in and problem solved. I was even talking on Discord until just before I opened the tinychat

I'll just fix it tomorrow.

Xavier White
Xavier White

I....I don't know.....

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Maybe that is why you've asked. But can someone not be a bad poster and a good person? and vice versa can't a good psoter be a bad person?
What qualifies someone as Good in either sense.
I mean, Trump to me is a bad person, but for some other people he is good.

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

i wish to findthe subjective good value that is good in every case

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

Suuuuure you will

Connor Long
Connor Long

sleep when lol

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

That all depends on whether you want the job or not.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

its in the afternoon...ill just go in tweaked the fuck out on coffee

David Moore
David Moore

At least that will give them an accurate depiction of you.

Wyatt Phillips
Wyatt Phillips

you mean constantly sleep deprived by my difficult to explain online activities?

Parker Kelly
Parker Kelly

That would be amazing bardo

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

got a game face for that... and it will turn into me interviewing them tbh.

they gotta earn they privy with me

2016 not having a bossmode

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

You'd better get to work practicing that explanation, it will prove invaluable in a court of law someday.

Cooper Lopez
Cooper Lopez

*hugs and squeezes*

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

But that's difficult. It took me hundreds of hours to even have mini-bossmode.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

its really not difficult... i make sweet memes with a bunch of autists and minors

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

get on mah level niga

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Typically, but not necessarily, at the same time.

Maybe when I pick up my family's diabetes. Until then, though.

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

and i swear i didnt know her age til she told me... and i got a new creepy old guy award. fun times were had

John Myers
John Myers

bitches dunno where i keep mah genetics

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

Don't worry, what middle aged man was ever arrested for indecent conduct with a minor? Never gonna happen. The case would get laughed out of court.

As long as you keep them off of me, you can have them anywhere you'd like.

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

there wasnt any... lol

*douses u with genetics

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

None but for a brief flash in your mind's eye, that is.

Maybe that was my plan all along. Maybe you played right into it.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

be sama
2016
discord convo
yea nah u cute but im old
...im under 18
well shit this is awkward
better part ways before anyone gets the wrong idea
good talk

John Ward
John Ward

pedo

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

It must feel really, really bad to fall outside the scope of Romeo and Juliet laws.

David Cook
David Cook

dont be shy
try the slut out

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

captured and deleted from minds eye

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

aaaaand here we go

not really...

no sir, get that v& right quick for sure

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

i wish i had a click remote so i could fast forward my life

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

I don't see you in any rush to empty the recycle bin, however.

What can future lawmakers do to make it feel really, really bad? And how can we make it fall under the scope of "hard on crime"?

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

its gone jim...zero bonner achieved

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Well, yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean much when you can't pop one in the first place without a handful of pills.

John Gomez
John Gomez

really should go ahead and change those load filters tho... prolly unhealthy to down everything without filtering it

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

ohhhhh snap

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

strong liek bull

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

all the old jokes...

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

What does this even mean

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

but it's already so short why would u waste it

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

sama a pedo old man too

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

i run a script that downloads every image whatever forum im using... it does so automatically

Nicholas Bell
Nicholas Bell

*ignores doots comment

Elijah White
Elijah White

its nice being a meme...

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Oh, okay. The breaking up of "download" into its constituent "load" and "down" really threw me.

Christian Morris
Christian Morris

Its breakfast time, theres no need to be afraid, at breakfast time!
/brekkie

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Got him.

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

sorry if my terminology cause you confusion...

Luis Robinson
Luis Robinson

It's okay, I understand that the lingo has changed since the infancy of newsgroups.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

1999 was a good year...

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

Sama's kind of kawaii.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

...then it searches in the background for duplicates and removes them. so i dont end up with 20 copies of the same dumb image doots posts

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

o stahp

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

Sure was, dude. Just getting that first taste of potty training.

Modern day compulsive scrapbooking.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Fuck my cocktail

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

if only i could get it to sort in subfolders for me...

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

lol newfag

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

All I heard was "fuck," "cock," and "tail." I'm in.

I couldn't even form reliable long-term memories yet, I'm not sure it gets any more care free than that.

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

it reverses itself around 70 i hear... i havent had the luxury yet, sadly

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

Sounds like the perfect project for the night before a big interview.

Yeah, too bad that you shoot your wife because you think she's a burglar while you shit yourself at that age, instead of just shitting yourself, like when you were little. But there's no use living in the past.

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

sleep now...woo

bai ppl

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Okay bye

Mason Gutierrez
Mason Gutierrez

yea but ur gay tho

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

TAG ME IN SAMA, TAG ME IN!

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

whoooo is awake that wants to listen to me for a bit whilst i vent?

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

sama is an old man

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

Sleep is death, etc

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

I don't think he's kawaii in a way that involves me being gay for him. Just look at his personality and how he reacts to e-bullying and stuff, though. If he wasn't an old man and was just a talking cat or something that would be great.

u e-dated bart

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

The ones that feign ignorance are the most dangerous

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

What's a good movie to watch on Netflix

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

Why does it have to be Netflix

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

So any rough estimates as to how big Blood-chan's tits are?

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

It doesn't
I just need something to make me not bored

Alexander Parker
Alexander Parker

;-;

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

Levi Green
Levi Green

Say that you feel horrible with one's self... what is a good way to cheer up again?

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

That pic is a masterpiece

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

booze

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

That's what got me depressed in the first place. ;w;

I lost my keys, ipod and made a twat out of myself two days ago.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

find out why
then fix it

Carson King
Carson King

can't be that bad.

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Therapy or doctor's visit. I'm telling you, get yourself checked out now before this shit builds up your whole life and you have no means to control it anymore.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

Well... it is and it isn't.
It is a very minor thing but it cost me a lot of money.

£30 for lock smith, £40 on drinks, lost a £30 ipod... that's like a whole month of money for me; and if I could only just get another job, I would make that back in a week. ;-;

I know exactly where to go if that is the case.
MindMatters, I was on CBT there but had to quit it for my job.

But now there isn't work in my job, hence why I'm probably doing silly shit and regretting it like mad since I haven't got that same routine anymore.

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

that's like a whole month of money for me

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

Well, I'll have to go back to the scene of my crimes; which I really don't wanna... to see if I can get my ipod back.

Either I need to learn to control drinking or get some friends so if I do go nuts on booze, I have someone to keep an eye on me at least.

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

Why not both?

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

Don't you mean Ikarous?

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Thanks Holla Forums
This place cheered me up where videogames can't. ;w;

Oh yeah.
Well shit.

... like, how do people make friends nowadays?

I'm not like 'duh, I'm retarded and don't know how to make friends', but in a sense that people are mostly out to get stuff done... like shopping and such so one doesn't have many opportunities to talk to strangers in a neutral setting.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Go to places where strangers talk in neutral settings. Avoid bars cuz you can't handle your alcohol. I suggest farmer's markets, and/or find meetups of people who enjoy what you enjoy

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

I wish I was a alive to enjoy 80's animu

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Like, honestly, I'm really hoping if we can catch this shit early enough you won't have to end up with it long term, because it's like meeting a terrible fate bro

Hunter Morgan
Hunter Morgan

implying 80's animu can't be enjoyable today
What?

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

-takes you for a jog with me-

What?

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

You said you wish you were alive to enjoy 80's animu. You can still do that you know.

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

huh..?

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

Nevermind...

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

Going for a jog, bbl <3

You're weird

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

Well, funny you should say that; I'm volunteering to help running a market tomorrow.

This will be great because I'll meet lots of people and two, I get to do something for free so now I can like... redeem a little bit of myself.

It isn't something major I got, it's like... I have babby anxiety and tend to act awkward.

And I don't really seem to grasp the notion of :stop drink: when I do start drinking, so when I get a hangover or do something stupid, I pretty much wanna 'kyalldayerryday'.

Even so, I really fucking want my therapist back, just a person to tell me to 'Right, sit down, plan the day, do this, this and this and you should be alright in 2 weeks'

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

Yes i know that.

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

Oh yeah, I remember going over those kinds of benefits, however I have fallen very far and have to catch up to that part again.

Luis Rivera
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