My mother told me when I was bornthread like a superstar

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

my mother told me when I was born
thread like a superstar

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Cooper Taylor
Cooper Taylor

Damn

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

fun is a buzzword.
indeed. how's it going?
you still haven't figured that out? that's why I try so hard to never have any.
both.
hello neko.

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Cuddle me.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

Fucking gross

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

maybe you should take a bath first.

Connor King
Connor King

Wife's not home for another three hours
What do?

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

*eats*
Call me and Ill tell you.

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

he says as he wishes it was him

Levi Gonzalez
Levi Gonzalez

masturbate.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Jerk off

What are you even eating?

I really do not wish I was Flan

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

Three times today
I'm spent

Christian James
Christian James

Both

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Normally it's test not homework~

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

For someone who isn't into video games, you sure play a lot of video games.

grabbing at attention after saying you're going to bed

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

What's going on?

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

Hello /v/

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Make your escape. Take flight from that witch.

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Pudding and cheese.
Testing something out here.

Nolan Barnes
Nolan Barnes

It is going well!
What about you?

Will I survive these cuddles?

Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

just meant the picture.
then I am out of ideas.
tests are too stressful. better to just take the zero and live your life.
exactly nothing, so business as usual.
it's funny because it's true

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

But I love her

And I can't jump ship until I impregnate her.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Half the people here have over 3000 hours in League and Dota. I can't match that level of autistic commitment.

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

You seem to test a lot of strange things tbh

Oh. Well yes, that would be neat

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

fuck the sun is up

night

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Sylveon Thread

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

that picture is way too cute.

it's fine I guess. thinking about going to sleep early. don't know if I want to.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

Test get on
Words of wisdom, still, I want that money!
Is it strange?

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

Just a bit, lol

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

All of your pictures are way too cute

YOu don't want to!

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

The things I would do...

James Hill
James Hill

They could at least post something better like Weavile.

Owen James
Owen James

money is the root of all evil. and stress.
I guess I don't. I am a bit sleepy though.
stop that.

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Sounds like you're in deep, man. I wish you well in your gasps for breath with that piano on your chest.

I mean, you don't have to dedicate your life to something to say that you're into it. At least in this situation, I would consider it a fair label.

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

you really want me to start stealing your weavile pictures?

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

Well, I am evil.
I'm George Soros you know.

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Sharp claws are not cuddly!

Fiiiiiine

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

I finally got home from work before 6:30 today
naps are good
you should naps

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

badfox is main protagonist

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

*antagonist

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

I did not know that, no.
who even is that?
what I need is a block of sleep. so I either go now, or a few hours from now. I'm aiming for later because with how little sleep I've gotten the last few days I'm due for an oversleep, and I don't want that.

Jason Lee
Jason Lee

Yeah same here

Dylan White
Dylan White

good thing it's not totally boring, huh

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

Here, I have a test for you.
do you like Chinese or Mexican food?

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

I enjoy both of those tbh

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

not really
cuddly is gay

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

didn't think so.

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

Mexican!

John Long
John Long

That sounds like a good idea. a lack of sleep really starts to build after a while

No, this is one of the movies that focuses on the bad guy.
Like the one that focuses on the family man who turns out to really be a bank robber or hitman or something

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

I shall buy up all the gold reserves!
Multi billionaire that buys gold and silver and trades them when currency is down.

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

it's not like I intentionally skip sleep. I just have trouble until my body literally can't wake itself up after only a few hours.

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

George Soros

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

oh. sounds like a cool dude.

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

Wait, when Brock said he wanted to be a Pokemon breeder...

Just because something is pink, that doesn't make it gay! It means they reverted to retro style makeup.

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

Chose one.
Other wise it wouldn't be fair.
Which are better?
Chinese or Japanese?

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

He's a Jew and donates to a bunch of politcal funds that are pro-Jew and ultra liberal.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

Japan

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Mexican. I'm Californian, after all

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

he meant he wanted to bang a lot of pokemon, yes
it's worse than I ever imagined.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

Oh it is that is why I'm here

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

yes, I was being sarcastic.

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

Gas 'em.

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

This pokemon is amazing though.
It means i dont like it

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

The sell of millions of dollars.
It's a wonderful sensation~
Why Japan?
Psssshhhh, not native.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

I'll leave that to koffing.

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

I knew it! He was so pent up with the way he hit on all the women he and the team came across.

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

CLOSE ENOUGH

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

Lower age of consent
-looks around nervously-

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

true.
would be cool to have a lot of money. I'd just be even more lazy that I am now though.
that was to hide his pokemon lust. he had to make it seem like he was just crazy into women.

Ryder James
Ryder James

YOu should buy up all the helium instead!

Glass!
Sleep more, even if you body says no!

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

If you search this picture the last result is Holla Forums

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

can't do that. when I wake up I usually can't get back to sleep no matter how hard I try.

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Maybe if you live in L.A.
Aha!
Secret found!
Totally buy a private island and send everyone there.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

W-wait ;~;

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

good plan. that way you can have the main land for yourself.

Elijah Hernandez
Elijah Hernandez

I did for a while

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

Then you gotta do something to make you tired!

Jordan King
Jordan King

I suppose I should find that something.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Helium?
Why Helium.
No worries, secret is safe with me.
Yes, I can roam the expanses of the wilderness like the Piltdown man!

Brayden James
Brayden James

Alcohol.

Join me in this race to the bottom.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

beaner.
Steam now.

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

It kills things with cold wind.

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

I'm the whitest person you know

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

I'm hardly paying attention, though.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

I've had Mexicans tell me that too.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

it would be pretty fun for a while I bet.
already drank today. doing it again, and so close to bedtime with work in the morning...I'm not quite that alcoholic yet.
only if you play it wrong. he's a physical attacker.

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Just do it.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

What the fuck?

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

You could be creative

Because helium supplies are running relatively low and there isn't a really good way to replace them

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

I told the talking notepad I wouldn't be creative again.

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

Not in the manga thing most of my pictures are from.

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

then that manga sucks balls

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

They all do.

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

It's too late for that

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Hope this night is over quick

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

Fair enough. I wish Bard was here, I intend to drink with him if only because he seems so depressed all the time. I pity that dude.

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

I'm tired but sleep feels terrible and I have nothing to do at this hour

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

FUCK YOU WANT

Christian King
Christian King

I pity that dude.

You're like a generic grocery store brand Mr. T.

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

sleep feels terrible
how

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

I AM JUST LAUGHING AT YOUR POST.

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Wew lads.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

Hey Velma.

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Wew!

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Not sure.
I don't like sleeping.

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Sleep is awesome.
When you're tired.
Gnight.

Did you get the dick?

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

He doesn't have a fucking trademark on the word "dude".

WHY

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Sweet dreams, Grimmu

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

That may be true, but you just know that he's tried.

Bye bye

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

It's funny/sad.

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

I said "gay nigger" in discord and Grim left instantly.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

He's offended you left off the "curry".
How could you possibly forget?

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Hey, what's up?

Hi Cato!

lol nah man.

Did you?

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

I was calling Jackson that.

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

He knows you're on to him.

Gavin Wilson
Gavin Wilson

Doing dropbox things. After that, just hanging out until I get tired. You?

Oh, before I forget, lemme give you that sheep thing. It's uploading.

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

How're you doing, welms?

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Cool.
How big is it?

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Thats Neru if he was a pokemon.

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

Just got home from work. I stopped at rite-aid for some stuffs on my walk cause 24 hour stores are the best^^

Other than that, pretty much the same. Although I pulled an all nighter last night so I'm pretty tired now :p

Good. Today was p cool lol

Happy Friday~

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

Not very. I didn't post for too much longer that night. https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7dkti1tshqglouq/AAAUo0UB4_Ogeq8HaXx8BbEga?dl=0

Is he a bumbling gardener or something?

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

What did you do to make it pretty cool?

Happy Friday!
In half an hour here

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

I dig it anyway. Thanks

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

No I think he'd just fuck a tree.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

Was the all-nighter for anything important? Is Rite Aid a Walgreens sort of dealie? I don't really know regional stores other than the midwest.

At least they're technically alive.

Maybe you should move to New Zealand to be with your kind.

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

I don't know what any of those sheep like to do.
They're probably country bumpkins.

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

If you're looking for something a bit more industrial, I guess you could try Wales. I think it's culturally a bit like the rust belt in the US.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

I looking up videos of people fucking trees once because of this.

its a very strange thing.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

It's weird, because I'm used to people saying that they "took the knot" in a completely different context.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Hmm. I accidentally found my girl voice, and then I made my appointment to start getting my girlstuff legitimately so that's all pretty exciting. They even asked my preferred name and stuff .///.

:p I'm from the future!

Not really. Sometimes it just happens cause of this online life I lead lol

I did end up going to eat a good breakfast at a place a couple blocks up which made it worthwhile.

Mmhm. We have CVS, Walgreens and RiteAids here so it's a pharmacy clusterfuck all up in this mug lol

Julian Green
Julian Green

Industrial? Not really.
Just a regular town or urban city is fine. Who wants to be around a bunch of factories

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

Its a doggy dog world.

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

lol nah man.
Did you?

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

I got home today and made hash browns. I think the amount of hash browns in the world directly correlates to how moral we are as a species.

With that many competitors the service must be great. Unless they all agreed to not care an equal amount.

It's hard to find sheep in the city, man. I'm sorry. We all have to make sacrifices. Which is why it's so important to reside near sacrificial sheep.

True that.

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

lol I'm like 2 for 2 on this shit.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

Now that's exciting, the future is looking pretty!
and you are even closer to it than I am~

Matthew Nelson
Matthew Nelson

Erin carved himself?

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

Which time are we talking about?

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

Dog eat dog world

Baphomets live in the city though. They're really nice folks.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

The time he peeled his arm?

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Ooh, hashbrowns are good but I will always prefer homefries. I'm really a sucker for any potato product probably due to my Irish-ness. That's an interesting hypothesis.

Um, yeah I mean I've never had any complaints. My Rite-Aid is like the only 24 hour one though, so I love being walking distance to it for sure.

:O

I'm kinda nervous to go but it's definitely something that needs to happen. Just do it.wmv^^

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

Were you freaked out?

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

That too.
I'd expand upon a similar album I like but I don't know what would happen if I did

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

Not really. I request these all the time.

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

My great great grandfather was a Templar, I think. Have his ornamental sword and stuff.

Home fries are great too. Pretty much any short order potato product is just way better than it has any right to be.

I think the Walgreens near me is 24 hours, but you'd die if you went there during the 6 after midnight hours.

Is that Erin taking a request?

What are you afraid of happening?

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

Well I'm excited for you, you're going to be so happy once it is all through!

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

You're so cruel to your currydaddy.

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

Just any potato product is too good to be true.

Oh, yeah. I think it's just in the nature of 24/7 stores to attract scum during the odd hours.

It was. I technically still owe her but I haven't done that in a long time.

Thanks, Cato! <3

William Baker
William Baker

Do you have that image of Erin's really bad cutting of the forearm?

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

It's everyone's favorite pile of misery

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

I don't have any images of him saved.
Boo or TP probably do.

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Was he a badass?

I would just rather not see any nigger jokes, is all.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

I object.

Dammit

Andrew King
Andrew King

I vote for Bard or Gil.

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

-climbs your lap and claims it-

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

Anytime!

What are you up to now?

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

Erin is probably too busy being trashy to remember, you're in the clear.

I thought Boo did.

David Davis
David Davis

It's not even a nigger thing to listen to rap anymore, really. At least not in my city. And I have no idea. The Templars were just a social club, so I imagine they smoked cigars and stuff while being racially insensitive. As one does.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

I guess I'll just have to be everyone's favorite Revy
Hello

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Oh wait, I have this one. Probably not what you were looking for though.

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

-licks your tummy-
Oh. Hi ^^

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

Nuuu. I just want him to buy me a birthday present is all :/

Relaxing reading the labels of some new stuff I'm going to incorporate into my nightly routine^^
It... doesn't really say much tbh. Interesting.

hbu?

Yeah, that's maybe a safe assumption.

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

-pinches flan cheeks-

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

Please stop with the gore.

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

And where is your city?
Sounds like a wonderful man.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

Welcome back revy.
Good to see that he tried kill himself.

Noah Clark
Noah Clark

gore
Ngl I'm getting pretty turned on by

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

~<!
-licks again but lower- ...

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

Okay, after this one.

Madison, still. Near AM, if that helps any. Probably doesn't.

I mean, he was my flesh and blood, he must have been. Everybody who didn't die in their childhood back then was tough, right?

Those aren't suicide scars, they're "I'm sad" scratches.

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

Top Kek

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

That is interesting.
None of the general warning labels or anything?

If you ask them, they'll just ramp it up even more

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

How goes the life of the buttfox
Nuo :(
There's nothing for you there

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

That's a guy.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Do I look blind to you?

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

I don't know if I'd go so far as to call Al a "guy."

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

And?

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

Lewd
-rubs myself against your lap and curls up-
...zzzz carry me to bed like the usual. <3

William Murphy
William Murphy

Nah, it's pretty straightforward. Lightening cream^^

*squee*

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Haha

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

Good, wondering if I should delete Skype.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

Would still smash

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

see

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

I've never heard of Wisconsin, fam. is that real?

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

You can't stop me from interpreting that genuinely.

Nice brown thing vomiting purple stuff.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Only if you believe in it with all your heart.

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Yus

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

Is there like a Discord to chill in or anything at the moment?

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

*tucks you in and pats your head*
Yeah no good ever came from being able to talk to people
I'm sorry I prefer androgynous people

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

No one uses Ui's for voice chatting and I think Squash's is for just game chatting.
Ban has one that's just him and Desu talking.

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

none that is active for more than 3 hours a day

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

Sarcasm?

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

If I don't, will you and AM die

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

I see.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Cynicism

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

He says as he posts in one.

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

We will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. By which I mean we'll talk to your son as ghosts and make him want to kill you.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

is this some reference?
do you have a loli folder?

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Would be a lot easier to post if there was

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

It was a reaching Star Wars one. And yes, I can do that instead I guess.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

Yeah, the state of casual voice chat is pretty dismal at the moment.

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

It's easier to just call people on Skype to talk to instead of groups.

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

I don't like star wars, actually.
Dude let's trade

Mason King
Mason King

Ban has one that's just him and Desu talking

thats based off a lot

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

There aren't any active Skype calls ever either though. Other than one-on-one, which, who really cares about that?

I like them well enough I guess, some people get really into that stuff though. Like my brother's girlfriend. Everything she owns is Star Wars this and Star Wars that. It's all very commercial.

Alright, I'll go tit for tat. Or tit for tit, as the case may be.

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

That's what like half a dozen people said it was.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

I'm pretty sure it was only Boo.

You're not even brave enough to step foot in a voice chat

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Group chats are just really obnoxious people constantly trying to talk over each other.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Depends on the group. There have been some very nice ones in the past.

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

Guero, Test, and others said it was that from when I asked what the differences between the discords are.

brave
What does that have to do with not really wanting to hear Desu's gay voice or people yelling for hours like all the TCs are?

All the ones I've been in have been terrible or people just trying to yell about "i get mad pussy bro dont even". And that's just beyond annoying.

Easton White
Easton White

Good afternoon.

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

The TCs get very annoying, yes. Some of the older Skype groups were much more relaxed at times though.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

I've just seen too many memes and merch for it my entire life for me to ever feel interested in it. Maybe when I'm like fifty.

They barely have those.

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

Hey Cockbag.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

I'm too selfish with his time, and I just don't let him into group chats.

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

Sup fam

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

Test isn't even a part of my discord and Gayro was probably being ironic.

Yeah but I wanna hear you talk in your gay womans voice.

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

*Clockwork

I watched all six of the movies in one day with my family once. That's a nice memory.

They're budding.

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

I'm in your Discord at this very moment.

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

You wouldn't want to get beat with a pillowcase full of them.

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

My family would fall asleep. not because it's star wars, they just can't do movies.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

I can't remember you saying or doing anything. not even once.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

They're all just people trying to talk over each other and it's just incoherent ramblings of drunk people.

xD ur chicken
Yeah, that's it.

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

What are these discord names
I want to be a part of the family

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

That's intentional.

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

You don't know what I want. You've never known what I wanted.

Maybe that's for the best, my parents are pretty sedentary. We would always rent movies at the Family Video on the weekend though, and watch Buffy and Next Generation together. Nothing like bonding without looking at each other.

I know they're not always that because I've been in ones that weren't that.

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

xD i'm to good for voice chatting with all the loud annoying fags

Yet you spend everyday here.

So you might as well not be in it.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Test, my name is 潘维。

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Hey Lloyd. Hows you?

That's what I thought.

Hello there, Neko.

I forget that you just want to be a human pin-cushion.

Jack Bennett
Jack Bennett

https://discord.gg/reJrS

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I never have but anecdotal evidence and whatnot.

Because it's easy to leave this open in a tab in the background as I'm doing other stuff, be it classwork or watching something.

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

Mine is Uncle Kraybe, but I don't have the authority to add you to any group.

Better than being a pin human-cushion.

Joseph White
Joseph White

What's happening?

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

You can do the exact same thing with a discord channel.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

Or a cushion human-pin.

Not much just deciding if I should go lie down or not.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

Nothing like bonding without looking at each other.
I mean if your family is ugly it's ideal right

I'm bored.
Watching a Mario 3 speedrun.
You

I actually don't have any idea how to use discord. Which one of these things is where the people generally are

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

When I tab out, I can not invest any time or effort into here.
If I was in a voice chat, I perpetually would have to listen to people drone on about shit I genuinely don't care about.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Have you ever opened a discord channel before? You don't have to just sit in a voice channel all day.

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

Yeah, but my anecdotal evidence is stronger. So get fucked.

True that.

I don't care how handsome your family is, if Xander Harris is on the television screen you look, God damn it.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

holy sshit that was fucking exhilerating
I rode all the way across town in that shit the sky was lit up more than it was dark and it was rainin hard as a muthafucka
I rode through like 3 f feet deep water cause i didnt see it
got soaked head to toe but my nigga let me borrow a towel to sit on and he even gave me a shirt .////.
a really badass santana one
got torched and burned and now imma get turnt
How the fuck are you doing bruh

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

Honestly I don't see the appeal of Discords voice chat services.
Like Skype transmits in better quality than discord imo.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

He won't date you if you take his side.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

Oh, so does that mean Bard's drinking with me?

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

Who is that?

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

I infrequently log into discord and I'm a part of Ui's.
I have no inclination to join a voice channel to hear people talk about shit.

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

where a yall at idk if i cann make it to cali

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

I'm one step ahead of you.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Out of booze and gossiping.

James Wright
James Wright

You mean Tsuchi won't date me?

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

I'm glad Bard is feeling better.

Don't drag him down with your alcoholism.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

I swear Daoko is like the Taylor Swift of Japan

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

I honestly would only keep you around until I got bored of you anyways.

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

k

Jaxson Rodriguez
Jaxson Rodriguez

See? All you have to do is really reckless things if you want to feel better. I think we all learned a lesson today.

A character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. What did you watch growing up? Veggie Tales?

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

mm yes i quite adore some gossip as well
welly welly welly well
wots the subject hon

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Yeah sure whatever

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

No, Veggie Tales always looked retarded to me
I mainly watched Spongebob, I guess

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Spongebob is good. Pretty sparse though. Did you just like doing other stuff better, or were your parents strict with the whole rotting away in front of a TV?

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Yeah okay.
Sorry to tread on the conversation, you're having with him.
How is Discord better than skype though? I'm actually just asking.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

About how Archives should post lolis~
To boring.

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

no sexualize the lol pls

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

Whatcha drinking fam


Take a shot with me rn faggot

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

I feel like Windows 10 is always telling me about some fucking updates I have to install.

The latter. I was extremely happy to turn to dust playing on my sister's super nintendo all day, but my folks wanted me to like, ride a bike or something.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

limes to bite
What are you? A 17 year old girl on spring break?

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

I finished a bottle of wine, just bourbon now.

It's always bourbon.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

I wish I could lay down

Lucas Hill
Lucas Hill

Use it and find out for yourself.
With who?

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Okay, I'll sexualize guitars

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

I can't give away secrets.

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

I doubt its anyone I care about anyways.

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

An update a day keeps the viruses at bay.

And now look at you. You can't even relate from anyone in your generation. You should tell your parents that they ruined your life and start identifying as a fat guy.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Tsuchi pls no bully
Im on a budget and Im drinking Sauza
Need something to make this plastic bottle tequila better

I'd say lets tc but Elma isnt even here so she can get naked on cam

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

Alcohol does not taste good. It's fucking gross. Drinking something straight does not make you a man. There are no "girly" drinks. Just put the alcohol in your body and stop being a pretentious piece of shit.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

*to anyone

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Fuck yeah my nigga You the king

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

Find them
Feed them
Finger them
Fuck them
Forsake them

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

I'm right here you idiot.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

*golf claps*

THANK YOU

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

Sauza
I pity you.

It's not about masculinity.
It's about the fact that shit's gross.
It's like only drinking mezcal with a worms, which is just retarded.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

Yes, the ol' pump and dump. Or pump a rump, as the Darks Souls may be.

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

I mean vampires are my favorite mythical creatures so watching Buffy would a shameful act.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

What are you? A 17 year old girl on spring break?

It's not about masculinity.

Okay.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

See

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

It's what people who've never had tequila do on the Cancun spring breaks.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

Hes a cripple so hes gotta talk down to people here to feel good about himself.

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

Are you guys telling me that when you're working to get drunk you don't even enjoy the actual alcohol and instead hide it underneath other drinks or fruits?

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

DAMAGE CONTROL

Carson Fisher
Carson Fisher

It's like saying it's "overcompensating for masculinity" to drink scotch straight.

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

What a Catholic thing to say.

I have no reason to believe that a lime chaser is somehow a "meme" with cheap tequila.

I don't drink.

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Hmmmm, night.

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

I had a Redd's Apple Ale last week.
Needless to say the rest of the night was just as fucking lit.

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

It is if you do it with that attitude. It's exactly that.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

I don't drink.

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

don't wake up

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

I only said shameful, not sacrilegious.

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

No. You drink scotch straight because it's how it's supposed to enjoyed.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

DONT WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

That sounds bearable. Do you like ciders?

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

I do not drink, either.
But my favorite soda is sprite.
So clean.

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

That can be true and what I said can be true at the same time. I'm not going to type it out again if you're not going to bother reading it.

Catholicism is built around shame, not being ashamed IS sacrilegious.

Sprite is good when I'm sick, but I had some diet Sierra Mist tonight that was dope.

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Honestly who cares

All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles and share a cigarette with her afterwards

Also it's payday today too

Someone got triggered

Awww shit

:o

I'm pretty sure you've been there before

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

None of you here are men, anyway.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

Loli hour?

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles
All that matters is that I want to fuck smiles

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

I HAVE AN IRL Picutre that fits this occasion

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

drinking something how it's intended can somehow be about compensating for masculinity
Literally how?
It's like saying you don't like ketchup in your coffee.

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

Well then allow me to share.
Half the fun of drinking, for me and a few others I know, have always been enjoying the drink itself.
Hiding it under mixers doesn't even allow you to fully experience the alcohol take you as the burn moves down and lights up your core. It's like buying a steak and then covering it in A1. Yeah you can do it, but you aren't even letting the steak taste like steak anymore, so what was even the point of getting the specific steak.

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Just crushed it in League yes.

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

This is very strange.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

Hi.

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

burning the sin away with alcohol

I could see this being a ShindoL doujin tbh

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

I don't eat beef either lol

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

I'd say Catholicism is built around humility rather than shame.

Sierra Mist is OK too. I enjoy pretty much any green or clear soda. Including Mountain Dew, but it makes me feel bad

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

If you're using men as shorthand for menstruating, the tables are turned, however.

Great, except that has literally nothing to do with using a chaser to cut "purchase by volume" dumpster tequila. Just shut the fuck up already.

Elijah White
Elijah White

Couldn't find a better alternative for 'leave' that would start with F

What's good tonight?

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

Never tequila but during high school I got plastered on Admiral Nelson and the cheapest Russian vodka you could buy a lot.
I never used mixers or chasers because we were wandering in public and it's hard to carry that much on you.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

This is why you mix it beforehand

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

I use Ebonics, not shorthand.

Y E S

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Smiles just likes the burn and how it wakes your ass up

I know what she means

Maybe we're just masochists or something

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Humility is the better half of shame, but he doesn't come out nearly as often.

I do not like Mountain Dew at all. Way too syrupy. Apple soda is the bomb, though. Holy cow that stuff is good.

Probably nothing. Thanks for asking.

Ebonics? Is that a transformer? My favorite is Megalodon.

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

I never liked heat and I'm not a masochist

Explains everything tbh

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Wake me up inside.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

It's too much in volume to carry around on your person.
We'd go through like a handle divided among us while walking around the beach, connected shopping center, and eateries.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

I remember those POPOV days

AX 101

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

Whatcha up to soto?

chaser to cut "purchase by volume" dumpster tequila
buying shit you don't think is particularly good to begin with
Ruining two drinks instead of one because something NEEDS to be cut for some reason
You self admittedly don't drink, so yeah I'll stop talking to a wall.
Bye.

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

Is there going to be a tinychat or not

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

I've never had apple soda.
Is that a local thing or what?

If it was a transformer, it'd prolly be a Caddy

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

I really hope you leave for one.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Tbh there's some REALLY good drinks out there

Coffee and loli is not a bad way to start the day

Make a new thread then!

James Lopez
James Lopez

It was shit cheaper than Popov.

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

I made a meme
hit like

Levi Jenkins
Levi Jenkins

Are you mad about something?

John Fisher
John Fisher

buying shit you don't think is particularly good to begin with
Yeah it's not exactly a treat to talk to you either you out-of-touch elitist sack of rotten meat. If you can't understand why anybody buys shitty cheap alcohol you're just incapable on so many levels I don't even understand how you function.

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

its shit

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Not really

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

I never liked heat
lives in Temecula

get fucked

Smoked like half a blunt and having a couple of shots of tequila
How about you Smiles? How is your Thursday night coming along?

make one fam

Wow your standards with drinking are worse than my standards with women
Never go below Popov

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

Then can the passive-aggressive.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

I don't think it's local, but they usually only have it at ethnic grocery stores. That or Little Caesar's. And yes, it is as crisp as it sounds.

Nice, Caddies are the Cadillac of transformers. Literally. I would probably be a subcompact or a minivan.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Too much pressure.

Camden James
Camden James

I was like 16 and used my brother to buy me booze.
He just bought whatever was cheapest since I wasn't paying anyways.

David Bennett
David Bennett

Remove the passive part

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

I want to be upset about alcohol, too.

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

I didn't say there was a problem with buying cheap drinks. When I drank I never spent more than $15-20 for a bottle when I was buying for myself.
Don't spend your money on "shitty" drinks if they're cheap or expensive. Experiment and learn what you like in a price range that works for you.
Like what you buy, and to learn what you like you need to not hide it under a plethora of different mixers.

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

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Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

Are you even old enough to drink?

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

my memes are like month old habanero chips
kinda spicy

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Then do it.

You clearly don't need to know what you're talking about here anyways.

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