new threads suck.
New threads suck
Everyone below this post is Eisen
Oh, that would be fine too.
I'm progressing in life sooo~ I'm nice
Suicide Squad is going to be bad.
A friend is at the theater right now. Waiting for him to come home to tell me if I should see it or not.
man i lost the tripcode sd gave me
I am okay with images like this.
Humid as hell too
Did you catch any rain a few days ago?
But I'm straight to it's cream pies for you >///>
I'm doing pretty fucking good. Keeping up with the gym and got a raise today. Think I might go out to LA again soon.
yeah, it rained all night I think. it was super humid the next day. today has been less so, but still pretty hot.
or not ?
Post reds please
God Eater is worth it.
If you pre-order it before the end of the month, you'll get God Eater Resurrection (a remake of the first game with updated systems and graphics) with it.
I got caught in a bit of the storm
Couldn't see the buildings on the side of the road. Was pretty neat
I'm going to dip out for a bit so have a good night Cooki <3
You better get the 666 post or I'm going to beat you up
Tokai, I'll give you half of this pizza if you agree to spitroast Rin with me
wasn't raining while I was awake. that sounds pretty nice though.
Go to bed, Tokai.
You're drunk (again).
Tokai's gone to bed already.
Kinda wanna jew 666 from Cookie now.
You would have shit tastes enough to watch that.
Jack I'll give you half this pizza if you help spitroast Rin with me
rin do it
It's from Cosco, it's got everything on it
Moogs nobody was supposed to see that
I swear to god 'll get it
I wouldn't touch Jack with a 100 yard pole.
I GOT IT
YOUR SLOW ASS
not using an image.
I waited my turn
You didn't use an image.
Doesn't count as a get, IMO, you cheaped out of it.
I feel like I'm actually going to die from sleep deprivation one day.
The sleep deprivation can't get to me if I don't experience sleep to be deprived of it!
Take that, theists!
Its pretty much the Gintama of fantasy animus
implying Gintama isn't 40 episodes of pure shit before it's even remotely watchable
I don't think the morning alcohol helps either. I think I'll end all of this tonight.
I dropped it three times before watching it all but still the best fucking anime out there
constant fanservice is a 9/10
this is untrue by any standard of reason
Someone in Phoenix was arrested and imprisoned for 30 days and two years probation for "criminal harassment" when he stated that the transgender lifestyle was a mental illness on twitter.
What is American culture?
beer bottles you can open by twisting the cap are the worst idea ever
Gonna finally get a good night's rest?
What is American culture?
quickly being destroyed.
Trannies ruin everything.
This is a known, undeniable fact.
Why won't Cooki-chan touch me with a 50ft /pol/?
transgender lifestyle was a mental illness
Recognized as one in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders last I heard.
I don't have one, though, so what do I know?
Fuck off back to your MAL echo chamber safe space faggot
It's messing me up so much I don't even know what picked as the picture in this one
It's your horrible personality
I'd touch you with a 50ft dick?
You should /sleep/index.html and stay /sleep/index.html until you aren't sleep dep anymore.
Oh. How fitting.
I honestly thought I clicked on this map.
Don't talk to my imouto that way you fucking ape
It's only 5pm though and I have nobody here to help
Kill me already tbh
How is my easygoing and laid-back personality horrible?
i'm dating someone :/
I don't even have an account, wouldn't count as a good excuse for shit taste anyway
Know those miseries.
Just a reminder so no one forgets.
I punched someone while holding a piece of a carbon pipe in my hand. You were right, it knocks people out
Because you are constantly talking about how wet your pussy is, lying, and trying to manipulate people so you can hurt their feelings.
implying MAL doesn't have shit taste
There's no reasoning with this much trolling
Best poster of 2016 right there
I said lead, not carbon. Try with lead the next time
They nailed that one right tho
Guess I'll lay down and pass out.
I think you have me mistaken for someone else
-rolls my eyes- fiiine
Shut up imouto
Rest well, Bebo.
Like that super shitty not-Facebook from a decade ago?
By that I mean dap furiously until I have a heart attack
i'm wet while walking home atm
you're not going anywhere
I know nothing about this.
Social media is not my forte.
Do they have a 50ft dick
I'll fuck you later just get home stupid.
I walked all day today... while to find a.. you know but no luck. I'll try again tmrw
I'll be home in about an hour
When you were 12-13, you didn't just randomly sign up for whatever social media sites your friends used then never actually log in, use them, or even put any personal information down?
We can pretend to adopt one from the pound later.
there's nothing like the real thing
When I was 12-13 I was more about figuring out what made computers tick.
I never really cared what anyone else was doing.
How is that not the real thing?
It's still a dog.
doritos ultimate cheeseburger™
Shut up, Tokai.
That isn't Tokai.
It's either him, Fortune or ikt.
Doesn't seem like the other two.
Or the weird ass Angle guy.
Not Angel but Angle.
You have quality taste so that means a lot tbh fam
Tokai isn't even in the Netherlands right now.
listen guys do not buy doritos ultimate cheeseburger ever this shits nasty
He went to meet Adachi for some sucky sucky.
I forgot about Sentient.
you've forgotten the most degenerate dutchposter of them all
'sup, Dutch Nezi?
Would you rather lick butter from a homeless guys toes or have sex with a wild gorilla?
Is it a male or female gorilla?
yasuo nerfs soon friends
How often does the gorilla bathe?
Can it be a female gorilla at least?
If so, possibly.
I'd just wear blackface to not get mauled.
I thought you parked cars or something, too.
oook bedtim nana
the only good dutch poster is fortune and he has literal autism
No I don't do that anymore, too many employees so I had to find something else.
Would there be any monkey business?
That's like the only thing I remember about you.
And the whole, "five dudes not bathing in a tent for a week for a LAN party" thing.
Angel is the purest cutest dutch poster
I miss Master...
There was a guy named David in my geography class in high school that had asperger's and Fortune just reminds me of him, barring beating someone with a trombone.
I can be your master tonight
Mom and dad will never know
alice has a chat
at least TP thinks im the best dutch poste4r
Tokai and Cuppers will get jealous.
Don't cuck them.
The user is TP.
i said fortune. you're fortune?
I'm not a very memorable person
D-don't make it lewd!
Is this Naomi-onee-chan?
Alice isn't Master.
fuc off tp
None of us are.
Shut up, Niggy.
You've asked that like six times. If you haven't received a positive response, don't you think the answer is no? Who the shit is Naomi-onee-chan?
I was going to ironically vote for Trump just because it would make it hell for trannies and queers and now he's bending over to get assfucked by them for votes.
I just assume people ignore me if no one responds, honestly.
Gnomes is Naomi.
okay not best i lied
I'M NOT FUCKING GNOMES JESUS SHIT
Drunky is a gfur, not Gnomes.
man i don't even remember writing that. i spew some pretty classy shit sometimes
Who is Naomi
Drunky is a gfur, not Gnomes
Probably because you're always one step from blackout drunk.
Don't get me wrong. I love Gnomes. He's beautiful and he has very molestable hair. I can't tell you how many times people have mistaken me for Gnomes. We are nothing alike in mannerisms or posting style.
I'm also not a fur. I switched between Animu and gFur for the people
sentient is the best non-autistic dutch poster tho
I thought you were just calling him Gnomes like everyone else has been. my b, nigga
Oh, shit, I remember who you are now.
We never really talked.
no one cares retard
one step from
Is this a coincidence or do you still post here often?
<3 brb laundry
I didn't really "Talk" to anyone but George. It was intermittent insults, quips, back and forths and story-time with everyone else.
I mean, it's not a very high bar.
Everyone that posts here is the same group for however long ago for the most part.
We picked a few new autists like Desu and Mordin but it's mostly the same.
There was that time you broke Nezi's heart, too.
i've only read 2 of your posts and you're already the most retarded person i've ever met on here
I'm not autistic.
He literally showed up an hour and a half late and I had to be through the TSA gate.
Can it be story-time, sempai?
oh i've seen those before
is this the same rin or a new one?
Fun fact, if you have to directly tell people you aren't autistic then I have bad news for you.
I don't even remember anything about it.
Other than him getting mad and posting your pics in thread.
KANBE IS BEST REWRITE FUCK YOU.
Though Lucia's route is, in fact, the best.
Yeah, the same "if i say ur cute ur cute" one.
Depends. I can't think of a particular story to tell. I also don't feel like textwalling the thread.
I was in Florida visiting family and on my last day, I texted Nezi early morning to meet me at the airport for coffee before I left. Told him my flight was at such and such a time and I had to be through TSA an hour before that. He told me okay and I waited, and waited, and finally it came time to go through the gate and literally as I was in line to be admitted, he arrived at the airport.
He called me out of the blue four months later and we talked for like four hours while I was driving back from California.
Sucks to be me, I guess.
Weren't you the person to originally recommend that to me? Thanks, I've read Akane's route like three fucking times by now
well shit there's more people i know here now then there were like a year ago
Almost home, shush
good enough to make me cum
Fair enough then.
That's pretty much the only thing I even remember about you is in relation to that story.
Colbs, Grim, Elma, Rin, Luka, Cupcake, TP and like everyone else for the most part still posts from when you did,
I think the only notable change is a few of the ERP in thread shitters leaving.
WHY DO YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL LENGTH OF MY DICK
Good read. I rate it a 6.7/10
I definitely was.
I want to go back through it but I just don't think my heart could take it.
few of the ERP in thread shitters leaving.
Only to get worse shitters from /lewd/. So I hear.
The only ones from /lewds/ were just fail trannies that all stopped posting thankfully.
Oh, I see.
I wouldn't know.
Yeah it destroys me every time
On a totally unrelated note, do you remember that time me, you, and Fortune played this shitty mmo
For some reason I just thought of that again, no idea what it's called though, something 'winter'
don't smoke weed kids your alcohol tolerance will fucking plummet
Has anyone seen Blood-chan's tits yet?
xD posting user to talk about myself
And I was a rogue.
The only person who actually wrote backstory and thought of their character.
And you guys kept running ahead and calling me a bad rogue.
I remember it well.
Oh right because me and Fortune kept walking into traps and then blamed you for not getting rid of them
You say that like it's a bad thing
fucking this so hard
its fucking annoying thats for sure
Even though you'd walk into it when I was in the middle of disarming it.
Or i'd be, like, nine rooms ahead, disarming all the traps, and you'd still do it.>>1233826
Hey Grim there's a character in Psycho Mob 100 who's moves remind me of you
Still being a degenerate and missing out on your classes or did you straighten up?
Link to the wiki of this franchise and or character please
unless it's a fatass or curry
then just dont bother
instead self terminate
brb more beer and i want a cigarette
oh no man I'm almost done with classes instead I'm being a degenerate massively in debt with no money
memories i have of this community are the only thing reminding me of the person I was back then hence why it's always interesting for me to think of them
seems like it was forever ago whilst in reality it can't have been more than what, 3, maybe 4 years
Ever since he was young, he has had astounding psychic powers. However, this Esper power is unable to grant him the one thing he wishes for the most: to be friends with the girl he likes in his class.
what is this cuckage
Reigen has few to no qualms about manipulating clients, enemies, allies, and even spirits to his own advantage. Conversation is his speciality.
brb more beer and i want a cigarette
sentient is p based tbh
He has to restrain his emotions, or they will cause his psychic powers to run rampant and destroy everything around him.
He's also just a middle schooler and kind of a dolt.
Salt Splash: Reigen throws a tempest of table salt.
it's a gud series tho
from the same guy as One Punch
That's cool, but I feel like I've outgrown the age the work is meant for. Probably won't enjoy it.
I've outgrown the age the work is meant for
Yes, because children can afford multi-hundred dollar statues.
I've outgrown the age for this cartoon
posting touhou, which is intended for young girls
basically the MLP of Japan
they have their parent's buy them
live with parents so can afford to buy them
I have a 60$ egg made from hand blown glass.
It certainly blows alright.
I probably would have 3 less figs, but either way, your point is moot.
I don't really feel like shitting on you because you're at rock bottom. I feel sorry for you dude.
oh right you don't speak english as first language
Both Touhou and MLP have primarily female main casts.
Both series are set in a magical land where things work differently than on Earth.
Both series have a massive internet-based following with an undeniable presence (Bronies on Western sites, Touhou in the Japanese webs.)
Fans of both series will take minor characters and give them personalities, building fairly detailed fanon characters.
Fans of both series make a metric shitload of fanart that discusses, parodies, or expands upon the established canon.
Fans of both series will make crossovers with absolutely everything.
damn dude i was just razzin you. sorry love. lighten up
tfw rock bottom
I could've probably figured that out had it not been for the alcohol
On the subject of English not being my native language, my thoughts are actually in English for some reason, probably just because i'm autistic tho
who r u
One day you'll get to molest kids, too.
Cheer up, TP.
don't encourage him please
I see this gif so many times and I still have no idea wheres shes from..
Enjoy dying alone.
The fans of the series don't decide what the series is intended for, though..
Afaik, The Touhou project was originally introduced to the world as a series of bullet-hell games for the PC-9800 series, which retailed for around $3000 when it first came out... not something your every day little girl would have.
das a good thing
you can now follow the AMERICAN thought process
That's like saying the average little girl can't buy a $300 TV and afford cable on her own to watch MLP.
i feel so free xddd
is there any other way?
Believe in the you that believes in you or whatever that speech is.
QUICK, SOMEONE SUCK MY DICK.
r u soto
yeah fam i just got blown by ghostie's gf while blowing blow off her blow hole
Touhou was so obscure in the beginning.
Maybe I should ask ZUN himself
tbh it was probably intended for lolicon but passed off as for little girls.
I am contractually obligated at this point:
Is that two drinks?
Don't be a bigot.
There's nothing wrong with grown ass men watching shows about little girls showering.
Fuck off, that's only appropriate if it's little boys.
did ghostie actually ky? i'm running out of people to bully. i'd bully grim more but he really hurt my feelers up there
I hope so.
i'd take him over the fish guy tbh
tfw no weed
The Fish guy is at least attempting to kill himself.
It just sucks at it.
Truly a hell you must live in.
Ui, Sci, Boo, and Desu's lives do not matter.
actually i changed my mind. ghostie said i was ugly and the fish guy is dtf
you have no idea
There's way more pedos than that here.
Both of them are ugly as sin so it's kind of a moot point.
tfw no weed
thanks for the reminder brb
probably for the best
Thankfully have booze.
sadly the best is a combination of both
I heard someone was having fun?
I'm here to stop that
Fun is banned here already.
You can't ruin it further.
Paranoia hinders my enjoyment.
is that a challenge
Gilligan is tons of fun at half the size.
weed only intensifies paranoia, so that's a good call
Aren't you shorter than me?
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
I'm 6'2'' as of graduation.
I thought you were short.
Will manlets ever learn
I'm going to start making Squash flash cards for you.
I thought you were like 5'4".
You don't need to tell me twice
I don't know why you would think that.
that feel when wanna bully Mordin but he isn't even posting
Sometimes bullying someone behind their back is even better than doing it to their stupid face.
u can bully me if u'd like
He's probably out fucking a gator or someshit
he could trap the biggest
the meanest alligator
and just use one arm
I can think of bigger mistakes than Subtoe.
subtle for one
10/10 for identifying Subtoe's secret identity.
ha got him
oh i didn't realize you had a gay nickname for him. i assumed it was some gay fandom you were into
I dunno what you've been on.
I have a gay nickname for fucking everyone, remember?
everything is better through booze colored glasses
desu coulda been a professional football player before he robbed that convenience store
I think he's more into daddytoe
this toe thing is way over my head
I guess it is a real advantage when nobody is willing to be within five feet of you.
is it toe much for you to take?
IT'S SUBTOE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHILD TRYING TO SAY SUBTLE FOR FUCK SAKES THIS ISN'T HARD PEOPEL
Let's hide the dog dicks
TFW talking to an old school pal about getting the crew back together sometime and he tells you good luck getting X there if he's there so you ask if they had a falling out and he hits you with half an hour of "..."
DONT YOU FUCKING START CUPPERS
I don't toe what you're talking about.
Keep going, Cuppers.
I don't toe if I can do it for much longer.
It doesn't sound like that at all.
You better toe the line.
somewhat related, it takes me forever to trim my toenails. it's pretty fucking gross but i only walk around barefoot at home. it should be like one of those always wear clean underwear things though, like in case you end up in the hospital for some reason
Damn ngl, that's pretty manly catching a gator just to fuck it
Who are you again?
Don't recognize the trip
toe be perfectly honest the whole thing is a little silly toe me.
My toes and feet in general are fucked from years at being the best at sports
can't be the best without suffering. can't wait for all mine to pay off. wonder what I'll be the best at.
lol it's sd's trip im sentient tho
how about muscles
Daily reminder that Murder creeped out Mana Flan irl
Belly is better.
Happy y'fucking.... eugh.
I'm contractually obligated to bite my tongue and not agree to this.
So what? Hugh Hefner has had crazy toenails and a babe on each arm before.
Did the tub of Gatorade drop on your feet? It's tough out there as a water boy.
I don't think I've got something like that saved. how about legs?
dude i thought you were squash for a second but was all like why is squash talking to me lol
Wait, really? I wouldn't think that Flan would be put off that easily, either. Haha.
It is better. I don't think that it makes me happy or anything though.
Belly is all that matters.
oh they're both here and posting gay dog porn. my mistake is understandable
best I have is butt.
Only one person is posting dog porn.
We totally banged later that year though
Give me your lewdest Gardevoir porn
Don't you feel like naked without your tripcode?
It's kinda exciting isn't it?
Just post as Soto and bully as much as you want
Twas just a joke
There's actually a little trick that I use to remember: "Kaybe is not Squash."
Sets me straight every time.
we totally banged and it was totally straight
I mean, this kind of? I don't really save all that much suggestive stuff. just in general, not just of pokemon.
I mean your belly, dingus.
unfortunately as a dutchposter it's no use because people will be able to identify you near instantly anyways
oh shit, here we go. boogie. how's this squash?
yeah i should look at names more instead of images and typing profiles
Whatever your heart desires!
You know I was an all american in college, right?
don't be gay.
pretty positive this is the absolute lewdest gardevoir image I have.
No way really?
Is he as subby irl as he is online
Oh damn youre right
How ya been?
oh shit lol. i forgot that murder was almost a professional football player too. imagine desu x murder in the nfl
don't ask don't tell
But Murder is not gay.
He was the star quarterback, graduated top of his class, and has a five foot penis.
You're simply jealous you didn't have straight sex with Flan.
Do it for daddy.
u see these
im gonna put them on ur face .///.
But I was about to say something to the effect of "I won't deny it."
not a chance. not my fault you didn't know me when I was a cam whore.
I was not a football player. Way too small for that
pretty shit, in debt, no money still don't have my degree
other than that pretty ok tho, just chilling with mates mostly, what aboutyou?
I know people who did though, and there are always crumbs to follow.
not my fault you didn't know me when I was a cam whore.
this feel. i've only seen the weird dick in leotard thing
wow that's weak fam
This one is better, but you don't even see it's vagina
Wait does it even have a vagina? Or do you fuck it's cloroplasts or something?
How does this work
Lemme go ask Grim lmao
and feel free to follow them. I put those pictures out there, if you can convince people to give them to you, be my guest.
I played baseball
I wish that there were thread IDs so that I could blame you for this.
Yeah, man, you carried water for the best of the best. Nobody living or dead could hydrate like you could.
Do you have a round belly?
gardevoir has exclusively penis.
my guess is any pictures you might find of me will not be as pleasing to you as the typical stuff you look for.
Yeah you're going to be saying that over and over and over again
all night long
What that steam do tho?
you wouldn't love it
complain about ID's
get ID's taken away
most people didn't even know having ID's was an option
your mouth says gross but your thoughts also probably say that.
it was nice to be able to filter people hiding behind an anonymous name
thats what i miss most
I never complained about IDs. There were only two people who did, as far as I know.
Gimme foo gimy fah gimme rabadaba zah.
Woah woah woah, what's with the sudden PDA?
it'll be more satisfying if you get them yourself.
plus almost all the pictures I took of myself got lost when my laptop died.
That's a weird mouth position for "SHHH".
Girl you're thicker than a bowl full of oatmeal
Imagine getting your dick sucked by that umbrella?
Im pretty sure you have a doujin like that
Post it you useless shit
yeah people keep saying that
but like samefagging and impersonating and people being confused about anons is oldschool af
i mean come on bard
whats going on?
Cupcake pls. I'm trying to play innocent here.
you're bad at it.
i don't really give a fuck it's just fun to make beebop do things
Feeling bad so I thought id surprise you.
There are certain people that ruin my entire day if i even see them posting
samefagging is o kinda annoying but oldschool
But the option to elimiinate that instant stress is great
Take anew one.
It has a poon
If I wonder if an user is TP I just don't reply to them for a few posts and wait for them to mention it.
nah. that stage of my internet career is over.
That was just too much
Normal people don't act this way
What kind of pervert rushes up to reply like that?
Squash didn't even reply because he loves me and knows I despise human contact.
Well fuck you then you cock-blocking jerk
There are certain people that ruin my entire day if i even see them posting
How many times have you fapped to it?
so is my dik
It's in my kogasa thread on /jp/ im too lazy to go there now though
They ruin your entire day? Jesus Christ, dude, were you like trapped in their basement and raped every day for a year or something?
I'll make sure not to say hello to you in the future.
if I let you fuck me it wouldn't really be cock blocking, would it?
i reread your post a couple times and it wasn't well written
You'd be blocking his cock with your pessimism
out of my favorite beer.
still sounds like you win either way
You're posting pokemans again!
i mean luka triggers the fuck out of me but i would never filter him
maybe i'm a masochist
I thought we were acquaintances!
Ah yes, the worst problems always involve alcohol. There there, I'm sure you'll find more soon
I don't win as much as I could tho.
Your entry really ruffled my feathers alot
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