I'm going to rape KyAsuka-chan!
The Great Asukabowl in the Sky
he links a rape thread
It looks like Desu-tier /jp/ memery, too.
Thread hijack when?
Don't be so harsh, Tsuchi, it's not like rape did 9/11 or anything.
Am I a manipulator?
Sounds like somebody needs to take some online personality quizzes.
They are 100% accurate and should always be used to self diagnose yourself as a psychopath.
How could you possibly justify self-medicating if you don't even have a legitimate self-diagnosis? It just wouldn't be ethical.
you're one of the like
half dozen real people who post here
I'm not a real person
Guero's onto us. Alert the company, tell them to issue new AI.
For some reason I always find "self [verb] yourself" way funnier than it really is.
inb4 someone tells me to self kill myself
You're a robot sent back from a future without people to discover what humans were once like.
Unfortunately, they couldn't guess to correct number of balls that primitive humans had.
Probably a dissociative disorder that you picked up from your chronic LSD abuse.
I'll sm your h
id say what posters i think are human beings and not life force stealing homunculi but then i'd be jsut as bad as grim with his gay fucking attention list
all i have to offer this world are meme's
headpats are always welcome as long as u say no homo after
thank you so much geuro
I'm afraid I can't do that
They'll put "pretty dank" on your tombstone.
Right under the "He makes a better dead guy than he ever made an alive one."
self asphyxiate yourself .///.
I'm a manipulator
We can't all have the same thing on our tombstones, Kaybe.
When the AI overlords start reincarnating humans to be the souls of common appliances, you won't end up as a sexbot for the female androids
rly no reason to thank me
i just appreciate that even in this grundle of the internet there are some genuine folks
i swear to god ian
go take your hrt fagh
i dont think i can afford a tombstone
just draw loss.jpg on the concrete with my ashes or somethign
dweet dweet dweet
this is extremely rude
ar you really
I just couldn't stop triggering you, I'm sorry
I dunno see what guero says.
I can't afford to be cremated, sell my body to Oscar Meyer.
I want out of this suicide pact if you're going to be like this.
I can't do this alone, I'll just look like a crazy person.
*cooks mac n cheese*
Sometimes I wonder why I bother. Maybe you should just get drunk and wander into a hotdog slime machine.
is sometimes hard to tell if someone is genuine or not for me cuz i dont have much to take advantage of
i dont have money or looks or connections or anytrhing so it takes a while to tell
That's how you know everyone is genuine, you got nothing to steal anyway.
*cocks mac n cheese*
Only if we go hand in hand.
*takes advantige of ur feelz*
Well, sure, but the people trying to steal from him don't know that right away.
*takes advantige of ur feelz*
Didn't you already do this tho
Your hand will be all clammy in the humid hotdog air, though.
Who's here I love?
I don't care as long as the hotdogs taste fine when we're done.
Didn't he buy you Overwatch?
Luka is just using you to buy you videogames, man.
I guess... I just hope they write a book about us. And that they turn that book into a movie. So Long, and Thanks for All the Hotdogs.
A real martyrs' tale.
its kinda like that but real dumb shits will still try lol
nobody can really gain anything from being nice to me
i am dead inside
i have literally never bought luka a game
like two league skins
nah, i used the [redacted] money to buy it for myself using this $75 visa on the battle.net client.
no its good
why? guero... why
talk to me.
he has no food so he spent it on Overwatch
The government money?
you eat it then
idk about love but hey
With any luck at all, it will encourage a string of copycat suicides.
How goes your hump day?
Why wait? Let's encourage them to participate before we go. At knife point. That way we'll know for sure we died an inspiration.
I didn't get humped :/
But I will be getting paid in the next couple hours, so that's nice^^ Time to buy my dress!
How was yours?
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me
Be too nice and people take you for a dummy
So nowadays he ain't so friendly
Actually he woulda even made a worthy enemy
Neither did I, so hey it can't be that bad
Nice! Gotta love payday, I still have a week for that. Which dress, the 50's lookin one?
Eh, it was fine, went to work, came home and did nothing. I love working life tbh
i finally found that disk a month ago
this story needed closure
hey, don't look at me. you meme'd first.
what's her name again?
If we set the factory on fire around them, they won't have any choice other than the solace of the meat grinder. As an added bonus. the hotdogs will come out of it fully cooked at the end, true to Oscar Meyer form.
look at ubisoft now
Depressed Korean guy linking me articles in Korean about children suicides.
I attract all kinds of people.
Destroy it for being lost for years. Really teach it a lesson.
If you weren't so good at violent terrorism you really should have gone into business.
Darwin would have won at Scrabble most likely.
you will never give Test your Oscar Mayer wiener
I'll give you a dollar.
It is truly a blurred line, that.
The only thing consistently the same about them is that you should kill yourself.
I mean, probably, he's had about 48 years longer than the rest of us to learn words.
everything will be daijobu.jpg
i dont words well
I kinda want to though lol The time has come!
Yuppers! Pretty excite about this one. Gonna be fun to get all dressed up and be around a buncha people I don't know lol I guess this will be like testing the waters so to speak^^
How much longer for the training part now?
At least I can willingly procreate with women.
The time had come before already tho lol, it's not like it'd be the first time. Where are you wearing it to again?
The rest of this week, then one more. I'm getting my first claim Friday, claims are basically the majority of my job so I'm super nervous
I'd prefer it if you willingly procreated with a noose.
moar cute calie pls
someone should take her out to a nice calamari restaurant ^_^
tfw your sister has more of a social life than you
How can girls do it?
That wasn't lewd!
It'll be the first time for buttstuff though! I'm wearing it to a wedding I was invited to.
Nah, you'll do fine. That's what all this training is for. And I'm sure you'll have somebody watching over you or like checking your work at least, right?
Only two of "These images"
I feel cheated.
Did you not open the second file?
She would be eating herself.
Need a Canadian proxy too.
Why are you sharing the folder?
she looks soo posh right there...
show me moar! <3
These people are not worthy of it.
Since I'm a math major.
Let's deduce what I've been doing for the last few minutes.
talking to you
been talking to people on Facebook
posting and talking to people
writing this post
dealing with slow internet because I live in hicksville
There's no way I could have downloaded that second folder.
Except me. I'm worthy.
/r/ing tiramisu pics
I just realized how sleepy I am
Don't use those images, they remind me of someone unpleasant.
But now I get to make that decision.
That's the point.
I was talking to Darwin. Assuming that is Darwin.
that is Darwin
Not yours, I don't know who they are associated with.
Glad to see that college education's already coming in handy.
I missed you, Darwin.
inb4 "I wish I could say the same to you" or something similar
College was an underwhelming experience.
hes so cold but i rather like him too
Ah, never met Merc? Never mind then.
I still owe you the picture.
I have not.
You're not done yet.
I never got 'cold' but I can see how you could take it that way.
And I still have not gotten around to trying it either haha
I'm finished. I graduate this year.
You're an undergraduate. You're gonna stop there?
At least you have an underwhelming job to look forward to.
Really? For some reason I thought differently. Whose wedding?
I hope I do okay. I'll have someone checking my work, yeah. They wouldn't just let me take a real claim like that without supervision lol
Why would you think differently? Jeesh.
An old friend from highschool.
Yeah, thought so. You'll be fine.
I am a graduate student.
I don't think I'm going to go much further than a masters.
You know, one thing that always confused me is the quality of Gfur. For some reason those artist are extremely talented but they never use their abilities elsewhere.
HEHEHE HE'S MADE OF MONEY HAHA RIFK HAHA
Huh, I didn't think you were that far along in your schooling, I thought you took a break at one point.
Gee Welma, I dunno why <3
Do you still talk to them a lot or..? And I probably will, but it doesn't stop me from stressing
I did way back on MLPchan. I miss watching anime and playing videogames all day. Still need to finish Konosuba OVA.
It's such a big genre, there's a lot of artistic license to be had. I guess a lot of people find it to be a good outlet.
I sense sarcasm.
No, not really. I'm going as the +1 with our mutual friend who is my stylist person^^
Don't be mean.
How long was this break?
You can't just tell me to throw away that much of my personality.
I'd be a shell of a man.
I was made aware a long time ago that Gfur artist make a lot of money off of Patreon and donations.I guess since they're rolling in money they don't really need to leave.
A semester Doctor Freud.
You can keep being mean to other people...
I'm not analyzing you or any nonsense, I'm just curious.
Oh, okay I can live with that.
That's too bad.
I thought we might use this time together to get to know one another.
Don't be so shellfish Al.
There is money to be had, but I don't think that the vast majority of gfur artists make a living off of it. It's more like people who stream on Twitch. It's fun to have fans and be part of a community and stuff.
Yeah, maybe just a little
Ooooohhhh. Well that's awesome, it'll be nice to have someone there that you're close with
Hmm, I wonder which one~
Well, that's rude. I thought you knew me better than that.
Im pretty turnt my dudes
Bad news, it's the french fries, I'm a vanilla-ass suburban white boy.
Psychoanalyze me like one of your French shitposters.
I was going to roleplay clacking my crab claws, but I stopped myself just in time.
What, I can't joke anymore?!
Tie me up.
Not about my non-existent sex life.
Welma pls. If there's anyone that can do that, it's me
You have depression and you're talking to a guy that has worse depression.
You use this time on Holla Forums to escape reality and live vicariously through a persona that you created named "Alkeemist".
Why do you think that?
I'm not, wait up for me
Is it a persona if I act similarly in real life and I'm perfectly alright with people calling me my real name or knowing me as a person here?
This is harassment and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Your whole life is a facade. Inside, you are a Spanish dancer with a flare for the romantic.
what IS your real name
Someone might get cut today
is it me?
Christopher Alan Larson
Most people call me Chris. Kaybe seems fond of calling me Al because it's easy to remember or something.
When I say persona. I mean you withhold info about your personal life. Friends and family are virtually non-existent here giving you free range in what you can say and do. Like that Futurama episode.
How is bard?
No if course not
my name is tristan hello everybody
is this true
I'm perfectly fine giving just about any info about my personal life, including where I live.
I can not feel a thing
how are you?
It's all wrapped up in a neat little bow for me.
I stalked your FB profile so no need for that.
Meowth that's right!
Stop posting that picture.
literally in the same position for my entire life
So I'm leaving on a jet plane.
I don't know when I'll be back again.
I'm alright with it
I'm just saying your theory is falling apart.
You are too turnt I can not reach you,
I'm exausted, stayed up allll nght last night and didn't sleep until 9am, woke up at 2pm.
You're never alone bard i'm always with you in spirit
Use a different folder.
You're not the Squash's friend Tristan, are you? I doubt it, just asking.
Do you cum inside small horses?
Oh babe i hate to go
You asked me to psycho-analyze you.
I'm giving you the full Alice treatment right now.
Don't worry, consent will never be a barrier for me.
wish you were here
sounds pretty lame schedule
hopefully you get the rest you need soon
thats really nice thank you alot .//.
I am Squash's friend Tristan, just not the one you're thinking of
The other one is a furry or somethin? i've never met him
I'm glad to know the Alice treatment doesn't work on me.
Please do not describe yourself again as "I am Squash's friend..."
Sex is over rated.
Not with that attitude.
Well now the time has come to leave you.
You're not my real dad. You're just one of the literally dozens of dudes I call dad
I THINK that was a joke?
Squish wants to stream N64 games for you for some reason.
No, the only one I know isn't a furry, and I played some league with him. You know him from like school or a summer camp or something, right? If so, you are the one that I was thinking of.
Unless you mean not the Squash that I'm thinking of, in which case never mind.
Did I not tell you about my conversations with Alice2?
I you missed some pretty funny shit.
He says, fully aware of the hypocrisy.
He enjoys doing it, and I have requested it.
what sort of otherworldly being are you
I don't joke, Colbs.
But my bags are seriously packed....
You're giving me PTSD.
where are you going
You texted me about it, yes. How they thought aneki was some snide joke and everyone here is haters planning to kill her and cowards and other insanity.
The wrong part is the driver being a fatty in the first pic, right?
They geninely beleive that too
Nope, I don't know him in real life. Just met him last year or so, play league and monster hunter with him
No, I'd be a slut if I called a dozen dudes daddy
you're my only daddy ;)
Tell your goddamn boyfriend to play overwatch with me.
Anonymous for now.
Ironically, Merc hated anons.
That avatar was used by someone I am not fond of.
aahhh who needs sleep when I've got bard.
We can party hard
We are not together anymore.
Gotcha, must have gotten it mixed up in my head.
You're a poet and you don't even know it.
Are you friendly or are you cold as ice like the other drifters
I know this one squash I went to boot camp with. Pretty Cool guy. Used to be a big guy and he could squash almost anything by simple weight. You know him?
Canada. It is going to be epic!
Fucks yea, bud.
why are you going to canada lol
I can't keep track of this shit
tristan is a pretty unique name, not often someone knows two of them
It is nobody associated with here in anyway. I am 99% sure you do not know them.
A lot of people don't.
No problem my man.
Isn't that what the fleshlights for?
Cheap prescription weed. Also a good friend.
Also, look at this retard.
I went a bit further and actually participated in a thread with them.
some very revealing things about Alice2 made themselves noticeable.
Oh. Okay then
I know everyone who's ever been in boot camp.
Maybe I have a subconscious fixation with the name.
You're four legs?
I think this is some kind of joke. Like, literally my entire family does it. My dad taught me, his taught him.
Nice I hope.
I've been rendered passive by anons.
But I like Liru.
are we friends?
Remember that fat fuck that shot those guys in the head? I mean head as in where you fuck. Well I don't mean skull fucking.
It is an insane thing to ask somebody to not post an avatar because of your kooky anime picture PTSD, just ignore him. But you already knew that.
XD stupid ass,
and I have tons of weed in my basement
Why would you not just get fucked by a horse?
I like to think so.
Perhaps tomorrow. I'm falling asleep at thekey board.
Go to Taco bell and be careful there's drunk drivers out.
I hope your time about is enjoyable
are you much into music?
Do as you please.
Alright, text it to me whenever.
Word on the street was that you were interested in grabbing some Taco bell
you tried the new Triple Double Crunchwrap bro?
YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE
What about Macha?
That picture literally made me lose faith in humans to do simple problem solving.
Dude, dats geh.
Never heard of it.
i'm a girl.
Bard I have a Fender guitar...
its kind of okay large tortilla shell on the outside
crunchy tortila inside
not a fan of but adde is tomato
cheese and sour cream
is also a spicy variant with spicy ranch/chipotle and jalapenoes
Anything besides that awful dog is fine.
Go take a shower.
Why not just get fucked by a dog Like a normal girl then?
Hey, man. Maybe the wheels got seized and they wanted to cart it back to the back room.
Stop visiting other boards and talking to other people. You make me so FUCKING JEALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just woke up.
that is nice what kind of fender?
american or mexi or asian?
what sort of stuff are you into and how long have you been playing? I do enjoy some fenders
they have alot of decent things into them
but electrics have always eluded me so
I like you
Thats knot really my thing.
I'd probably get it without the tomatoes, too.
Thanks, I'll go get one.
Good sleep come to those who post on /animu/.
Why are there so many people that fuck dogs on this thread?
Its knot really a problem.
Elms, you can't defend that. Those are his wheels. If they are seized, he can't use then to do his job, so he would fix them. And they have great bearings. That is just an idiot. Also, how have you been, love?
But horses are?
This was from several years ago though. I don't really venture anywhere outside of here these days.
I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt :/
I've been okay. What's up?
I can smell you from here.
I bet he doesn't even know the fun of riding down a hallway on them just flying with a stack of beer.
rifk looking like some owlfuckers up in this motherfucker.
eternal love for casino1
love for bart1
weird al is fantastic live.
Good. Never desert me. I am fragile as it is.
I hate horses
oh my god XD I wouldn't either though
I didn't mean that in a positive sexual characteristic kind of way.
im happy to see you
I've lost my ability too give the benefit of doubt. It is sad to think of it actually.
But just fine? Nothing of note has happened? You didn't gain super powers or learn the meaning of pi?
DID HE DO ALBEQUERQUE?~!
unfortunately no, but the set was still amazing.
What Faggot is this? Is this darvan?
My name is Jeff.
I make no promises.
my name is judge.
Love you little brother.
I was not genuinely thankful for the comment.
Well then I don't understand this conversion.
Yea but you probably don't work for a beer distributor though.
Depends when the last time we talked was I suppose.
Yeah, that's kind of a long one for a live show^^
Glad you had fun!
I've been really worried here recently
Do you think Im a manipulator?
SHUT THE FUCK UP CASINO
You are terrible, and I am even worse for liking you.
MOCK TRIAL WITH J. REINHOLD
well apparently he used to do it all the time and make it even longer than on the album, but I'm pretty pleased with the stuff he chose. he really nailed it. and the show was pretty damn long, like two and a half hours. pretty good for a guy older than 50.
Honestly I don't remember. Also I'll prolly pass out soon. Fair warning.
That's no reason not to go for the double dip on my part.
Wow, that is a long set. Was there no opening band?
This conversation never had a point.
That is not the first time I have heard that.
Well certainly that is a part of you psyche.
You know when you do it.
LOL SHUT THE FUCK OR HUG.
nope. he did "tacky" starting way back stage with a camera on him like in the music video and walked through the song to the stage, and it was all uphill from there.
for once, it is.
I don't know that one I don't think.
dEATH TO OWLFUCKERS.
wHERE MAH SCOOTS?
When I get back from my trip though I want the juicy details on how you beat the shit out of somebody, though!
Don't forget to finish your course of antibiotics so that I don't die of a superbug when I get my wisdom teeth out, by the way.
I always take it as a compliment.
You've given to me honesty anybody is yet to
I respect you alot
wHERE MAH YASU
I've only beat up one person my entire life and that was back in 7th grade lol
well no, I work t a haunted house XD
Also, and perhaps most importantly, don't forget to reply to this message with "ok"
I don't know
I care about you.
And I respect that you know how to help people.
I never had that.
In may days I only could hurt people.
wanna beat up someone else?
Reid has his volume up.
I can't sleep.
What's the occasion?
I believe it. You aren't all that terrible of a person though.
You have one week! Get it done!
Need a new serial kil...burn guy? A guy from killburn. Um..thar likes cereal But can't spell it?
rifk RIFK CAPE COD NIGGA.
FUCK WITH REAL NIGGAS AND DIE