Unofficial Scootalooo thread
I didn't order this edition
Unofficial Scootalooo thread
I didn't order this edition
im a milf
milk is like incest
You may be a MILF, but you're not a M I LF.
THIS THREAD IS RAW!
That italicized I is just a forward slash. Great.
dont break my heart
Skippy, Damn Skippy
▶. United States 08/02/16 (Tue) 08:37:48 No.12242
tfw you just want a qt girl to femdom you rn
Your tits are way too perky. Come back when you have a little bit of womanly sag. Have a little self-respect.
This is the price you pay for being milk.
if you pull on my nipple rings they are sure to swell up
If it's not the swell of life-giving milk, it's not a swell I'm interested in.
But like a good one will have smaller ridges and a bad one has more.. It's like quality of 3d models in computers.
you know what to do
ridges are ridges
I'm not surprised. I imagine you spend the better part of your days getting crushed.
I don't know, I'm pretty sure that I'm right.
Hey, James! Have a nightmare clam.
That is terrible. Kaybe, did you see my playground?
But toast is still bread but people still call it toast.
prefer the term smashed
I honestly wasn't planning to sleep tonight anyway.
I did not see your playground. I'm not allowed near those.
Check your discord. I was hoping you'd be on to see it while it was still going, but now it's gone.
I'd prefer it if you were getting smashed instead, too. Alas.
I thought you were going on about fixing your schedule a bit ago. What happened to that?
youare just achualying me right noww
youre getting abusive
Thats pretty rude.
I see. I wouldn't have been able to post anyway, unfortunately. Did you have fun with your garbage posting?
Milfs love the abuse. Real ones, anyway.
I had a lot of fun. It was apparently fun for a few others too.
reminds them of their father
I don't think that is a word.
High praise from the people.
I DID WHAT YOU WANTED
Garbage usually is. Everybody loves to hate it. That's why we make so much of it.
And their sons.
I'n like a dumb dog....I don't really know what I want...
They loved to love it.
I appear to have failed.
That's a nice way to love something.
Thus a new cycle begins anew. I am here to witness its inception.
Also why would any sane person ask for boobs of butts?
*the cycle begins anew
Very nice way. You should get your ban lifted so you can have fun next time too.
I really do need to write that appeal. It would probably be ignored anyway, after this long. I'd need to buy a VPN or something.
now ur just trying ur luck
Well I would suggest that if you're putting the word 'man' in front of some description of what I'm doing, you're making a sexist implication about how I'm conducting my role as a poster.
Maybe, only one way to find out.
I need some nudes buddy
I'm letting it ride
I'm trying to get back into the mindset to start working on Tom: A Love Story again.
AmI the only one who thinks Harambe deserved it?
Nice. Did you ask that doctorman how to cough up extra blood yet?
Men are the privileged sex, so it is impossible to oppress them with sexism.
i dont have any pics of that sry
my harddrive died yesterday s oi have nothing
No am I glad that he was an endangered species as well.
Exactly. I haven't been to see a doctorman. I heard there are doctorladies now, and I cannot approve of that.
test this is a very poor display of friendship
im not memeing
my harddrive literally fucking died yesterday
i lost everything
You should go see the doctorman and refer to him as a doctorlady the whole time. And if they get mad, threaten a lawsuit. Who are they to stifle you from projecting gender identities on to them?
What a terrible fate.
Why the hell would him sending pics of his dick be a sign of friendship?
i guess youve never had a real friend
yeah i dont know what to do
im pretty upset
tsu 'friendless pablo' chi
Don't misgender my preconceived notions, cis scum. That is what I will say.
If your friend won't show you his dick then hes not a real friend.
You have some weird real friends.
You just spend some time and get all your pictures back.
you see that, test?
i guess we're not real friends...
Yeah, because that's what friends totally do.
Just send dick pics to each other.
No homo, bro.
i am a weird person
And you will not stop saying it until you are coughing up as much blood as you want to be.
Or maybe you've just never had a real friend in your whole life.
I know that face. I know the dumbass uses the word mansplaining and the guy whoops her ass for being sexist, but I refuse to subject myself to watching it actually happen for fear of cringing so hard I pull something.
there are people in this thread right now who dont know what their friends dick looks like
Snapchat is for dicks and nothing else
I'll need a blood transfusion to make sure I cough up even more blood.
It doesn't make you cringe, just smh fam.
My snapchat is lit
i had tons of autistic folders
i had 600mb of rare gondolas
tons of rare pepes, help helpers, spurods
so many anime folders of stuff
idk im sad and i dont want to start over
Oh you too? tbh fam smh *dabs*
Maybe someone can cough blood right down your throat while you're breathing in real deep.
there are people here right now who have never peed on their best friend or fucked their best friend's gf
all you need is one butt pic idiot.
My snapchat is the best. Just pictures of asphalt over and over.
Kaybe, that's something that only married people should do.
water sports isnt as great as it looks guys trust me
Pee is fucking gross
i dont have any though
IT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT
It wasn't even sexual which is the best part about it haha
I was implying that you fix that
man you;re not very smart
Well then you'd better hurry up and put a ring on it.
I don't trust you.
Ban doesn't like water sports because he's used to being a pool of old men's piss all day
im laying in bed waiting to go to the er
i cant really get up sry
But could any lady love a hideous beast like me? I can't even cough up gallons of blood.
was it just a prank
no srsly you think like wow it'd be fun to get pissed on but then it gets in your mouth
We were drunk on the beach and so I was peeing and spinning around for maximum spray lol
I guess that could be considered a prank.
She would love you for what blood you could cough up. For every hideous beast, there's a beauty. And after you marry her, you'll turn into a handsome prince and she'll cough blood down your throat in the grand ballroom.
Oh no, the taste of off-salt. Whatever will one do?
that sounds hilarious.
hello darkness my old friend
no srsly you think like wow it'd be fun to get pissed on
No. You shouldn't think this.
In retrospect, that was very unladylike on my part.
A wonderful fantasy.
its like the second worse thing ive tasted tho.
i guess you and i could give it a shot
we've all had that thought lets not take any moral high grounds here
you were a human sprinkler.
Thankfully, nobody thinks this.
Fantasies are nothing but the realities that we're too afraid to strive for.
Yeah, you just have to get used to the taste. I'll mail you some practice samples if you'd like.
lol yes. I love the matter-of-factness of that.
I must have just been overexcited for being at a legit beach house party.
I've genuinely not.
Don't you wish?
You are all gross and disgusting
Bye period man
Let's purge the world, Test.
Gross and disgusting~?
kinda miss lexi tbh
I liked when Lexi bought me a pizza and a giant cookie
They're fishing for neenees in heaven now.
itis almost impossible to get keys suddenly what I have like 6 boxes and no keys ;;
* a single manly tear was shed
Did you invite a manly guy over to your house for that?
since my harddrive died and i lost everything
should i reinstall my OS?
it sounds pretty hype.
this is a safe space. you can express yourself honestly chris
Great. I'll start peeing in an envelope posthaste.
How're the teefers?
lick the stamp real good.
its like a cant win if i answer it yes or no...
if i washed my dick 1000 times would you suck it?
My face hurts and I can't talk.
One tooth turned into like 5.
I no longer have wisdom teeth.
If there's too much I'll have to get a flat rate box. I hope U Pee S won't mind.
No. I don't think you phrased that exactly right.
If that's not an improvement, I don't know what is. They give you any good meds? Think you'll get dry sockets?
...dirty cock sucker
Also, pictures of your mouth abortion, please.
I got Norco.
The numbing shit started to wear off half way into the last few teeth and I was clenching the seat too hard to signal so that side hurts a lot more.
a box would be fancy
like boxed wine.
you have an antibiotic you should probably take now
I thought it was supposed to be something insulting.
How long had it been since you'd seen a dentist? And do you have dental through a parent's plan or your employer?
if you were stuck on a bus full of faggots would you get off?
I don't remember waht one is the antibiotic
Yes, you can always count on the boxed wine to impress your dinner guests.
That seems like quite a bit of time. Did they say anything else that struck you as interesting?
Sama with the dad jokes
I need a lot of work done.
there's the one labeled generic norco and one which says to take it three times a day
As punishment, the yama will castrate you with her bare feet. Who else couldn't possibly think of a more wonderful way to die?
How can I be a faggot if I'm hetero? You're not making any sense, man. Are you sure you didn't get doped up by a dentist too?
You can say that again.
I just took the pink one.
I had 2 Norco already.
I might sleep more.
thats like a tamer version of that one hannibal lecter scene
Remember to finish your full round of antibiotics. Maybe get some extra black market antibiotics just in case.
I'd like to think that all our lives are tamer versions of hannibal lecter scenes.
OH I GET IT
antibiotic because biotic like bio
Even the one where I have sex with Mickey Mouse while he gives eurethral birth onto Grimace?
black market antibiotics
Just be extra diligent.
Inject bleach straight into your vein.
It'll kill all them bad infections in a jiffy.
hello little boy
Man, now I want some peanut butter.
That is the only dream worth actualizing.
getting off a bussload of faggots is pretty gay
The best dream.
It was never my intention to become a shitposter. It kind of just happened over a period of time. I thought my life would eventually take meaning after posting so much. Like, I might discover purpose in my life someday.
Still waiting for that day guys.
I said that I would get off, not that I'd get them off. I have no qualms about whacking it to all American straight porn while surrounded with fairies.
Maybe even... the BEST dream.
You can easily just stop
FREE man? When did this happen?
I am best dreamer. I should be called Bestman.
this has been a ruse
It's like a drug. You just feel that impulse and you can't disobey it.
Maybe even... BEST dreamer BESTman.
I don't support ruses without consent.
Desu being a unwanted shitter as usual
it's not like a drug
Shitposting or not shitposting, life still moves on, and none of it affects or influences my purpose in life.
My crippling depression, shitposting, or me dressed as ika masume?
Is too fag
I'd be like a superhero. I'd dream the best dreams about stopping crime.
brink back the quality freefree
You may just have poor self control.
i need your consent
When I started playing fighting games.
I can barely get up in the morning, I can't work miracles....
i need this
Why don't you just cheer up?
You must not be talking to me, I don't know anybody like that.
And you will do it inside of the criminals' dreams. When they wake up, they'll be in jail.
You have my consent. Thank you for asking. Proceed with the ruse cruise.
Little Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~
What fighting games?
Me? Tch. I'm the role model of trigger discipline.
You don't know any aliens, so therefor, aliens don't exist?
Big Flan pantsu munch-y munch munch~
You're being vague or ominous, either way I like your style tonight...
You name it I probably played it and sucked at it at some point in time.
I have been rused.
Yes, that's exactly how I correctly make sense of the world.
I'm going to bed by the way so I won't respond to you. You can still talk to me if you want though. I know that I'll continue talking to me.
You're welcome. I'm glad I could solve your trivial problem with my breathtaking ingenuity.
Big Flan gift hide-y hide hide~
vague poastan 31337
Ironic retardation is still retardation.
wew ir mastur tral
show me it
Pfff, bah, ha!, shaw, ugh
Take your pick.
What do you know? You're just a dog.
Little Flan carrot munch-a crunch crunch~
no no no !
John Waters presents Ronald McDonald's Ultimate Fist Fighting Club Sandwich a Spike Lee joint?
Good night, Kaybe.
The Hamburgler was seriously broken
The Hamburgler wasn't even in it. You're a phony! I bet those glasses come right off too.
...its not easy being cheesy
its pretty easy
Yes he fucking was, albeit DLC, but DLC really killed the game anyway.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea for a 3-frame startup projectile grab which also builds super meter...?
Not my fault
get mad at another poster for an image swap
yes it is i hate you
It's a button mashing arcade game, you scrub. Everyone knows that. Have you even seen a video game before?
it is NOT fucking easy being cheesy
GOD DAMN YOU, FREEMAN!
I bet you don't even eat garbage, loser.
Join the ever expanding club. You get your own membership cards.
Japanese console port bruh, or are you referring to vanilla build?
Homura did nothing wrong.
piece of shit
i hope you die
Go discover life instead
You won't have to wait that long probably
There's nothing life can offer me anymore. I've taken all I can.
good i hope its real soon and diarrhea related.
says the furbag
The bank denied my diarrhea loan, now how am I supposed to afford diarrhangus?Thanks for reminding me, Mugen.
Nigga. NIGGA. Ain't never been ported to no console. It was from the 80s. The Mid-80s. Maybe you've heard of it?
you want some too motherfucker?
i can take more than one man at a time
ill bet you can
you dont even have to oush a little when you poo huh?
it just slips right outta there... sometimes by accident
i bet i could my whole fist in there no problem
he just had to turn this gay
up to my damn elbow even
says the furbag.... again
talking about assholes and fisting and shit
this is going up your ass
What should I shove up my butt?
fags like you shouldve never slid out of the abortion bucket
it turns out god doesnt make mistakes. he makes jokes.
cuddling with my best friend after an evening of hanging out
he's going to Connecticut for college for a year and leaving soon
he has one arm around my waist and the other is in my hair
pulls me closer and holds me
"don't let anyone else have this while I'm gone"
He tried to play it off like he was talking about something else but I think this is progress
that one guy who accidentally an entire cocacola bottle...
He meant you, silly
revy will never let you cuddle because youre not dom enough
paint it green
Sama will never pop Revy's butt pimples during far too aggressive "cuddling"
thread going in a much different direction than expected
He tried to play it off like he was talking about our emotionally intimate hang out time but I'm pretty sure he meant either my body or my undying love
Sucks to be a bitch
I come here to shitpost about my life yo
you will never have someone respect you for your personality and your body
speak for yourself
okay im done being a sperg
I certainly hope he was accidentally implying he wants my body
its because i left isnt it?
What if the afterlife was keeping up with current events, and when you die it affects your circle of hell?
What if we all end up being forced to shitpost for eternity when we die?
What if this was already our hell?
...this is my hell, im here forever
Cut my life into pieces
Sure sounds like it.
I always knew I was dead on the inside but never realized I was already in fact dead...
were already dead
give me movie recommendations
Nothing, I just make this "you're in hell" joke fairly often.
Bridge of Spies
go on literally any Touhou video on YouTube, whether it be game music or remixes, IOSYS stuff, etc.
half of the comments are asking what anime is this, referencing fucking Undertale, and other garbage
It seems like every year more and more retards get attracted to Touhou. Or rather, get exposed to its music or a meme or something, and feel the need to spew their garbage about what sent them. It's like actual Touhou fans are dying out in the west.
snatch, the usual suspects, pi, requiem for a dream, apocalypse now
Is this a pasta?
It's annoying as heck
it just looks kinda pasta-y, mb.
annoying as heck
well consarnit frickity frack gee golly willickers
heck = fuck+hell
just use them
undermeme shitters and youtube comments in general trigger me
Don't oppress me baka gaijin
Reading youtube comments
You brought this on yourself
cant find a good dl for it but it sounded good
snatch it is thanks fam
np, yw user
A shame, it is really good. Adams Apples or The Green Butchers are good too if you need something late.
fuck hell bitch cock
Annnd the slightly more retarded version of Desu shows up.
Eeeeh? What the shit?
aaaaand off i fuck to bed
You did it. Great job.
Oyasumi Holla Forums
I feel slightly fucking uncomfortable.
Language, young man.
What is that thing wrapping around her?
Should I stop fucking swearing?
You should post lewder pictures
The language bit was just to get your attention, you can swear as much as you like
Golly, it sure is nifty that you posted that image. I mean, jeepers! The foreground is just swell. Golly willikers! How could I like anything else?
Touhou lore shit that I do not know or care to find out.
I didn't know people even still cared about that game
whoa that image is kinda gnarly why do I have that
I have to run. Catch you later.
It keeps conveniently blocking the intimate parts of my pornography of them.
What the FUCK? Talk like normal fucking people. I feel like I can't come up with a lot of curse words
It's her third eye, both komeiji sisters have them and are shunned for them so koishi closed her which made her lose her conscious mind and loses her presence in the minds of people.
Have fun! Run like the wind.
I do not give a flying fuck about your garbage elucidation on ZUN's masturbatory fantasies or care for the brazenly ostentatious way in which you are using my post as a springboard for your meaningless knowledge about this BULLSHIT. KEEP YOUR STUPID COMMENTS IN YOUR POCKET MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do continue posting those images.
A-ha-hah what a story darwin!
I don't have a lot because I'm not a perv.
Not for that sort of material, perhaps.
Are you saying I'm a perv for a different kind of material?
What an astute, observant personage you are.