H-hello Anonymous!Do you n-need anything tonight?A shoulder to cry on? A hug...

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

H-hello Anonymous!
Do you n-need anything tonight?
A shoulder to cry on? A hug?
S-someone to tell you its okay?
Help with your medication?

I'm here for you Anonymous. Don't s-suffer in silence!

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1626369/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w
Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

Shuddup >///<

Are you talking to them too or something??

AHH

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Post more cute stuff about it.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

you could hunt him down yourself I would think.

Mason Green
Mason Green

but I don't do that.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

I was just lurking and thought it was cute how subby you were being, so I had to say something.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

how you doin after that sick tootsie roll burn?

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Rin, pls. not you too x//x

I hate you guys sometimes :(

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

you love us.

Luis Evans
Luis Evans

I didn't really care
I'm perfectly fine with the status of my penis

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

You're doing it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

the one on the right has a nice smile :)

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

God bless Texas.

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

not sure what you're talking about, ma'am.

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Hehe, like you too, Welms.

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

me on the left

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Shh~

.///.

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

Anyway, I'm gonna head back to what I was doing.

Enjoy your teasing~

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

those ribbons are made of flesh

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

are you alright there sabrina? you look a little grumpy. I'd post something cute to cheer you up but I don't have a single cute to post.

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLS HALP

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

flesh ribbons best ribbons

Gabriel Taylor
Gabriel Taylor

except for ribbons tying you up amirite elma?

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

calm down sabrina. you're going crazy here.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

shut up shut up shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP >///<

David Long
David Long

just go and leave this all behind
'Cause I swear
I don't care

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

I would, but you don't want me to.
oh, that's better!

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

It's like he cares or something~

Tyler King
Tyler King

you will never fuck Sabrina and make her call Life Alert while fucking for the sexual thrill

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

If it's rape then I have no say in the matter~

Austin James
Austin James

I doubt I'd be able to rape you. since you'd love every second of it.

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

(Sabrina)
...nothing. u_u
brb going out for a bit.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

I don't think they're TP old yet.

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

Hee hee, 'cause I'm ol' lady.

Parker James
Parker James

pls stop the dudes trying to be lesbians thing
kthx

Adam Stewart
Adam Stewart

you have a lot of nerve telling me off for cuteposting when you're posting karen, by the way.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

hmmph

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

threads weren't updating

so I was just putting in emo lyrics until I got a response

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

literal shivers

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

You're the one who claims not to post cute, not I.

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

because I'm the one who isn't posting cute between the two of us.

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

Sometimes I wonder if I am actually human

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

you're not human

you're dumpster

cumdumpster

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

Hey! Wait!

That sounds like a big, fat lie!

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

big and fat you say?

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

you'll never take all of Sab's big fat lie

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

that toho reminds me of a child too much

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

Kinda want to be a cumdumpster.

wat do?

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Oh. Ok!

We already knew this about you~!

Perfect

I think it is supposed to?

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

/craigslist/index.html

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

You don't say
uhhhh rude ?

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

fat shaming piece of shit.

Jackson Taylor
Jackson Taylor

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll look.

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

I love the utter disbelief on Jeb's face. B-but...mah dynasty!

Obese, even!

??????????

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

become one
but its bad for your health

or so Ive heard

too many (You)s in one post

BAD DESU
BAD

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

healthy at every size, sabrina.

but no cute

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

do you miss it a lot?

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

Nani ?

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

get fucked, shitlord.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

There are only like 2 people posting right now. Sad!

Uhhh truth!

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Bad how?

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

stis
anal leakage
etc

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

Nani !?
NANI

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

theres a heli right above my house

brb

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

you couldn't afford it.

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

No one would pay you.
You'd have to pay me and I'm not that financially desperate to even consider saying yes.

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Me on the left!

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

by that comment I of course meant that you couldn't afford all the fluids lost to your body from the amount you would throw up.

Luke Young
Luke Young

Start up the game now.

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

Me on the right

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

pff you already have anal leakage

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

They're not home yet.

David Turner
David Turner

Being young? Only all the time.
How's your game?

I'm starting to think you don't realize you're lying. Like, you have a disease.

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

You're not holding back tonight are you

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

I've had too much icecream to "hold back"

all y'alls r plebs

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

What's up baby? It's been a while
You been good? I've been around
Different girls, different towns
To keep it real, you missing out
I’m on board, next city
Random call, text with me
Like I miss you so much, have sex with me
Not right now, look you know I got the ex with me

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

if I did I'd never admit it.

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

Nice

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

Elma, please don't get behind the wheel tonight!

But how will you get help?

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

Wow that really crossed the fucking line Desu. Only one thing left to do now

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

I wouldn't be able to get it, because any time you'd ask I'd tell you I don't need it.

in this hypothetical situation where I'm actually a liar, that is.

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

Just do a couple warm up missions so you don't look like an idiot.
There is friendly fire by the way.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

i dont want to live past 60
i cant imagine watching myself slowly start to die
i never started playing i just went to go watch things
thanks for asking <3

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

tsuchi ever not looking like an idiot

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

It does allow controller input for a flying game, right?
The keyboard on the laptop I'm on currently is awful to use for a game.

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

No, no. You know exactly what you're up to.

I didn't want to live past 28. Life is strange.
Watchin' anything nice? I'm being nosy.

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

Cupcake hook up with Grim at AX next year

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

It does, yes.

But, it sucks harder than a mid thirty housewife getting a hold of George Clooney.

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

@*gay dolphin noises*

tonight might be the night

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

My car's blocked in even if I wanted to have myself a joyride :p

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

that you show him your dick?

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

I haven't the faintest idea and you refuse to tell me.
I would but he's not gay :((((((((

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

But, it sucks harder than a mid thirty housewife getting a hold of George Clooney.

or me.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

N-no frowning!!!

Owen White
Owen White

Hm.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

who me?

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

mhmm.

Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

Yeah, you!

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

No

that happened months ago

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

very well.

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

Cuppy, you're a fibber 'cause you say you don't post cute but you clearly post cute.

Good. You're ice cream drunk!

Eli Morales
Eli Morales

why am i wholly not surprised

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

What he needs in his life is a power bottom

You need to become the power bottom Cupcake

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

nothing I post is ever cute though sabrina. come on, now.

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

I doubt the poor guy could handle me as his first one.

Andrew King
Andrew King

I even have the hiccups now. This is embarrassing.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

You and I are cursed to do this for the rest of our lives.

cute

David Taylor
David Taylor

tfw qt as fuck girlfriend laying on your bed reading a book but isn't ready for sex yet since it's been almost a year since her best friend killed himself

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

It was ironic though.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

as far as curses go it could be worse.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Holy shit and he's back to blog more.

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

So i i went to turkey for a week, didn't even have isis or anything.
It was one of those white as fuck all-inclusive sort of deals so i barely left the hotel. Since i went with mom i didnt go full Soto except for one night where i did headbutt, hotelhallway meditation, barefootwalking in the street with random pokemon dude who bought me cigarettes and also pissed some sportsball fan off more then i should have.
Reminded me why i do drugs and don't drink, sober4lyf amirite?

barely saw any sights, but i went to a chill river place called Dimçayi with a restaurant that had like 50 individual booths suspended over the river, it was neat and whatnot.

Some hotelstaff was crazy young, like looked 13 but probobly 16? Pretty hot tbh, i'd give some tip namasayyyin?
dick tip
Also shaft

Hotel inspectory was actually called isis tho so the hotel had isis diplomas wich was pretty luls.

Brother Reccep had blocked alot of good sites like 8ch, imagefap, imgur and whateverthefuck was haram, so i couldnt shitpost. Also i had to use reddit to masturbate, never felt so dirty in my life.

I also met alot of cool extremely well fed "homeless" cats, only one dirty bum cat.

And the local baked goods were OUT OF THIS WORLD, brought some home with me, pic related.

All and all 10/10 wont go again
:stopblog:

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

How does Holla Forums dress? Honestly curious

Christian Young
Christian Young

First time I've seen someone cock-blocked from beyond the grave.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

t shirt all day every day. jeans.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

P S Y C H I C

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

'Fraid so.

Goober.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

Dresses at home, work clothes at work^^

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

Wasn't about you, actually.

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

I'm a goofy goober yeah, you're a goofy goober yeah. we're all goofy goobers yeah...

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

I don't believe you~

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

I wear a dress at home because it means NO PANTS, BABY.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

I dont mind you being nosey
why 28, sabs?
and some american dad
i think its really funny

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

are you sure you're not just afraid of your feelings

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

Oh shit son
Sounds like fun
Shoulda took a pic of that hotelstaff

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

I wear all black and I paint my nails black.

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Modelo in a can
No, Soto.
No.

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

hole filled shirts from six or more years ago
basketball shorts
dirty converse

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

The party only had Modelos (cans) and Budweiser (bottles)

I think I honestly made the right choice

Budweiser is gross

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Regular or v neck?

Lewd

Are your pants the correct length?

Is that traditional garb?

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

YAY!

tfw toenails black to peek out of my flippy floppies

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

regular.

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

I wanna rock.

I'm not a liar like Cuppy.

I kinda went through a massively depressed bitch phase in high school and settled on 28. If I'm honest, I kinda just keep going for my mom right now. I don't have much more motivation. But I try to stay positive despite it.
american dad
That one's fun. Roger's really grown on me. Do you like Bob's Burgers?

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

People always talk about me behind my back, it's why they invented internet

The underage grill hotelstaff was pretty guarded by hairy turkstaff tho, i didn't dare

Like this always

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

How is that lewd?

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Yeah dude, I don't sag my jeans like those spic cholos
I actually wear a belt and everything

Crazy shit, huh?

Chase Price
Chase Price

Pix

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

that movie was so good. seriously.

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

Hmm. I have one from a while ago, but no flipflops

Jacob King
Jacob King

I wear a chainmail vest pretty much everywhere and also capris

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

It is half gross and half ok. I can dig it

Isn't there a smash player that does that?

Druggie core!

I assumed the dresses were lewd

Good!

Yeah, that is really odd. Does your spic self have a job again?

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

That is too hot to wear when junking around
This is my junkie outfit

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Ive had a job for quite sometime dude
Even bought a shitty Honda Accord and junked my old Celica

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

sup casper

You keep going for your mom? you mean like thats the only reason you keep going on?
shit sabs im sorry ;_;

yeah i think the shows amazing, havent seen bobs burgers though
didnt seem to appeal to me that much

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

Did you bust out the saw and cab it?

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Didn't you get fired for a quick second?

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Yo this TP or Boo?
Only TP or Boo would post a black guy

David Martinez
David Martinez

Why would dresses be lewd? They're just comfy^^

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

wouldn't know I don't keep up with the community.

prolly got the idea from me tho

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

boo

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Yeah, enjoied the NEET like for about 4 - 5 weeks

best weeks of my life tbh
I can't afford to be a NEET for longer than a month though cause I sorta have responsibilities

Naww just got it towed and said bye to it as they left

Gonna miss that car man

I had a cumstain in the backseat that I never cleaned off so one can say a little bit of me died along with that car

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

I didn't see the second one though.

I just realized how depressing that seemed. Sorry. She's just my motivation to not give up on myself.

I love BB. It started off a little weak, but once it found its groove, it just got better and better. In fact, I feel the same way about American Dad.

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

yes
flip flops are pretty comfy

Zachary Edwards
Zachary Edwards

Take a new one

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

yo, i just came home at like 04whateverthefuck minutes, i'm pretty tired, but i haven't used proper internet in a while so i cant sleep yet

I left cumstains in the fucking bus transfer from the airport yo, we commuter up in here

Evan Baker
Evan Baker

I didn't even notice the OP until just now.
Holy shit.

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Yeah cartoons started to get really good post 2010 IMO
they all started to be really funny

also im sorry youre so depressed honestly
but im not sure theres much i can do to help :/

where'd you go mate?

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

yfw I was Alice this whole time

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

me either. it looks like garbage and the show hasn't been good since season three ended.

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

I got that from the actual alice thread on /b/ right now. might be dead now.

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

They are! I found out earlier that I missed that old navy $1 flip flop sale by a whole month lol

Was kinda bummed out about it cause I wanted more colors :/

Or you can just take the old one.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Read my blogpost, like two licks on the scrollwheel upwards
It was a really really good blogpost

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

My boxes are now organized by number, with 4 dupe boxes, a box for non-english pokes, a box for legendaries that are duplicate, and a box for breeding.

Am I autistic?

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

seems like you already know the answer.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

Kay

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

I just want someone to pat my head and tell me I'm not autistic, okay?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

you aren't. at least not any more than any of us who aren't, but are. if that makes sense.

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

The fact they're still even a thing baffles me.
Or that they were ever a thing to begin with.

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

My head pats :(

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

my post is in the pic
Yay me.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

agreed and agreed.

Jordan Nelson
Jordan Nelson

Plenty of things baffle you.

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

Would you like a cookie~?

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

I guess that'll have to do.

YOU GOT YOURS NOW ITS MY TURN.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

hmph.

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

I made it sound like I'm just completely miserable, which isn't the case. Maybe I'm just a little bleh tonight. Don't worry about it. I have to get going for now. I hope you have a nice night!

I actually never watched the show. I got dragged to the movie by friends when I was in high school and was pleasantly surprised. But the show's been on forever, right? yeesh.

I have to go for now. Good night, dear!

<pat pat> Good night, Elma.

Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

Did you learn how to do that from some thread on Reddit?

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

Nope. I need all of the head pats^^

You have Tokai.

<3 nini sabby. Sleep tight and sweet dreams~

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

pretty feminine feet for a boy

sounds like a lot of fun dude
damn shame you didnt get to nail any female roaches

nini sabs
i hope we talk again soon

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

you'll have to watch seasons 1-3 sometime. they are truly amazing.

goodnight sabrina.

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

that misquote

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

How do you mean?

Each box can only hold 30 pokemon, so it isn't hard to figure out which slot belongs to which pokemon.

David Cruz
David Cruz

Pedicures are a thing^^

Ask Sushi.

I'm still drunk on ice cream, cut me some slack.

Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

But Tokai goes to bed way before me...

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

oh I'll do somethin' alright.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

You should pick them out better then~

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Awwwww. Just kidding. Gomen gomen

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

me irl

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

I will accept this.
For the price of one head pat.

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

its not just the paint they managed to stay feminine
theyre really cute

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

you slut.

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

You're just jealous I'm not asking you right now.

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

How hideous your face is baffles me more.

Nah.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

Hey, there's nothing wrong with pedicures if you get in growns.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

N-nooo.

Not too shabby for being a skateboarder I suppose.

But I bake them from scratch!

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

You should relax before you say something hurtful.

Nice 6s.

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

There's nothing wrong with pedicures in general, baka.

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

shh. I never say anything hurtful.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

You almost did just then...

Austin Roberts
Austin Roberts

impossible. I would never.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

Oh...
And I thought you were sorry...

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Welmies never apologizes!!!!!

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

Oh
I hope the soles arent all callusey then
Not bad either way welms
i wish you didnt have all these cute parts on you

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

Nope, that's what pumice stones are for, silly!

I'm not cute! >///<

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Well I was gonna ask if you wanted to chat.
You can just go fuck yourself now.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

That is a really good sad gif

Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Ouch

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

my belly button is getting raped right now and I don't know what to do

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

Enjoy it.

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

You can blow me.
Also, I signed in and have this terrible game installed.

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Are those the scratchy rocks that you find in showers?
I think thats what theyre for yeah
youll have to show me how good they work later

also i said you have cute parts, not that you're cute
there's not much of a difference

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

tfw no one rapes your bellybutton
Okay with that, actually.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Yus! They feel nice after a long day and you just put lotion on your feet before bed^^

Don't be mean. We were doing so well just then:/

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

i wasnt tryna be mean welms
i was saying that there wasnt much of a difference from calling you cute
since you're adorable

i have no idea what a pedicure is like but i bet its great

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

.//. mmkay~

um um Well, I've never gotten a legit one, I just do it myself. Reminds me that I have to do my cuticles on my handsies too. Some girl at work said I have nice nails ^~^

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

dont you think its a little weird that you ended up with so much feminine traits? cute ones too

also the thread died besides us ;_;
whats a cuticle?

Connor Green
Connor Green

What do you mean?

A cuticle is like that one pesky skin layer on your fingernails that you push back to make them look better. I dunno how to explain it.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

well you ended up with a lot of feminine features that couldnt be caused by the HRT, didnt you? like cute girly feet, hands, etc

that sounds complicated to do
but if it gives you nice nails why not

Camden James
Camden James

@cupcake

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

Oh. I've tried my best in secret to maintain whatever girliness I could since I was little. Keeping my hair short was heartbreaking for me but I couldn't ever tell my pops why I wanted to have it long or why I quit sports or tried to avoid yardwork/manual labor like the plague.

/blog

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

the fuck

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

you crazy, woman.

Elijah James
Elijah James

woman

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

everybody drink

Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

girl

David Nelson
David Nelson

she

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

female

There.
Make it four.

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

gonna kill me tonight I see. finally making good.

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Pls no die tho

Lucas Lopez
Lucas Lopez

not up to me. if he keeps making me drink.

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

at least you were able to keep yourself feminine?
i wonder how much that had to do with it though

yard work was literally my least favorite thing as a kid for some reason

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

Cupcake won't die.

He has some very important friends that would be too upset if he did.

So he won't.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

you ok dude

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

always gotta hold that shit over me.

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she
she

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

I'm fine. mada mada
/life

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZA.

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

i dont get whats going on fam

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES
THIS IS MY LAST FRUIT TART

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

hmph
I never do either, boo.

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

Jokes about the poster drinking game.

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

kinda want pizza and peaches now

Jace Gutierrez
Jace Gutierrez

oh shit I still have pizza

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

no peaches

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

I read once that the older a woman gets and the more children she has, the more feminine the next one will be until a girl is born.

Thanks, mom.

Wish I could find that study/article again for citation purposes.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

CUT MY STEAK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY KNIFE AND FORK

<3

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

Brandy peaches are the best.

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

whoa now.

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

are those peaches soaked in brandy? because I have a new thing I want now.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

Zombie without peach brandy
I thought I was going to puke.

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Feminization I think is the term for that.
The more males a woman has, the progressively more likely they are to be gay.

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

well i dunno how that would make scientific sense welms

but were you the youngest?

if so it might make sense how you wound up into such a doll

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

Yes.
Homemade canned peaches with brandy added.

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

I really miss ID's

William Taylor
William Taylor

gonna need you to share.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1626369/

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Cupcake is gonna ded?

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Fuck you, grandpa.
Make your own.

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

I googled that and it looks disgusting.

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

No response
He's dead to me.

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

already am. on the inside.
rude.

Brayden Moore
Brayden Moore

on the inside.
Outside too.

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Tsunchi calling anyone grandpa

[laughing toothless lesbian.jpg]

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

if only.

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

My mom had 2 boys in her first marriage, then had me with my dad at age 36, then 2 years after that my sister was born.

So iunno. As anecdotal evidence, it makes sense.

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

It tasted like fermented lighter fluid.

Carter Price
Carter Price

What a bastard!

Impossible!

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Nigger, you're older than me.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

Why would you drink that?

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

anything is possible.

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

He owns a cat too.
He doesn't know the awesomeness of dogs.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

Yes.
Thank you for explaining the joke for anyone who missed it, and ruining it for everyone who caught it.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

mhm
its convincing but of course could be coincidental
im the youngest of my family and i guess technically im the gayest? but thats still not that much

im right at the point where i would have sex with a trap/cuteboy soooo
and maybe a footjob

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

A dare.

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Not ded cupcakes

What a double bastard

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

cats are great though.
not yet anyway. everyone wants me to keep suffering.

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Are they having sex?

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

Even attempting that position is incredibly uncomfortable for even the most fit of people.

Elijah Roberts
Elijah Roberts

Even in the study I was talking about originally and Tsuchi linked, it only worked out to apply to 1/7 of the group of homos.

*shrugs*

As a top I'm assuming~?

Also, legit q, Boo: How come we can't always be this peaceful when chatting? This is nice.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

Everyone

I'm pretty sure, yeah

THat makes sense

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

啊,啊,foxes are good no?

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

Do you normally let people tell you what to do?

I wouldn't do that

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

I bet that big buff black dude could do that with me. But too scared.

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

Well, that seems very uncomfortable..
Well, it was that or wear a skirt.
I took the drink. Besides, never bet on the Cubs.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

everyone is the worst.
foxes are wonderful.

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Oh so it is just coincidental for me and you?
if thats what the 1/7 means, only 1/7 of people who were the youngest

yeah, as a top. i can explore kinky fetishes like being submissive when im REALLY aroused but for the most part its always top

i still prefer to be the guy <3

i dunno, you want to be like this always? i dont mind, as long as we have some flirting connotations here and there

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

hmm. it works.

Leo King
Leo King

Is a cute image, though

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Not really. It's more about a size difference than fitness I imagine. If you have a big fat guy holding a five foot nothing 95 pounds soaking wet girl, it seems totally doable.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AtP7au_Q9w
<3

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

it's so cute holy shit I want one.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

You should of gone with the skirt.

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

Maybe, maybe not. I dunno. Just an interesting little study is all.

I think it's better than whatever it was we were doing before... But I guess I could try to be more flirty or something. I'm extremely out of practice so just be patient though :p

Maybe we can visit when I go to Cali~

Evan Price
Evan Price

you irl

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

Really, I want Holo to have as many children with him as possible.

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

mfw i can own one of these legally when i get my biologists licence

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

if thats what the 1/7 means, only 1/7 of people who were the youngest
No, it just means there's an increased percentage that's statistically relevant but applies to only 1/7 of the people surveyed.
A mother and fetus share an immune system so the mother's body builds up an increased ability to feminize the sons via increased estrogen during prenatal development and other mechanisms.

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

It's supported by upper body, not really your legs so being fat naturally gives your legs more muscle to move your fat ass but your upper body strength isn't affected.

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

I'm allergic to skirts. Also no furry porn.

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

get me one.

Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

It's the only true ending to S&W.

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

Isn't being allergic to skirts the same thing as being gay?

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

wtf i hate women now
i guess im a #tsuchirookie

that sounds good to me tbh velms

also i would love for you to come and visit <3
we can have a lot of fun
even if you are in that no drugs phase

what are you coming over for, AX?

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

Why would you ever want a bucket of nightmares like that?

It's a proportion thing. If you're a generally big guy you can lift more than a generally small guy. This is true most of the time. Have you ever picked up somebody who weighed about a hundred pounds? You could absolutely do that if sex was on the line. It doesn't take an olympian.

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

Nigger, you're trying to be a biology major.

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

No. Quite the opposite.

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

*

James Watson
James Watson

So if a girl sat on your lap with a skirt on would you go into anaphylactic shock?

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

doesnt mean i want to devote my time right now to trying to understand it
i am NOT sober tsu chi

t-sucky

ill get you this big fat average dick

i love all animals fam
im gonna be the new steve irwin

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

You would be fatigued before either of you finished if you weren't in incredibly good shape.
Porn has ruined people's perceptions of sex because 90% of it would either hurt or be too uncomfortable of a position for either of you to fucking enjoy.
Especially if it results in a girl being bent up like a goddamn pretzel.

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

immediately check for a dick and keep going either way

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

My penis would have rigor mortis. Very painful.

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

k

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

I think that is basically what happens in the novels

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

I want a fox though.

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

the fox is mine

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

The Steve Irwin of ladyboys. What a time to be alive.

You are allowed to get tired during sex, you know. It is a wide world, I'm sure there are people who enjoy the position without it being a porn thing.

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

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Parker Long
Parker Long

Don't tell me!
I still haven't gotten around to them yet!

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

You can buy fennec foxes legally in Arizona, I believe.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

You should really get that checked out.

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