WE ROSETTA NOW,
ALL RETARDS WELCOME,
WE ROSETTA NOW,
ALL RETARDS WELCOME,
fuck off scanner
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LINK
I will do, after this can.
No but seriously Soto, I would've let that trap blow me.
but youre the undercover fbi agent here
i just saw a bunch of weird official looking shit and left
it's the greatest city in the world
shh b nice dear
COLBEAR JOIN THE CHAT YOU FUCK
Woah dude nice trip
I almost feel like linking you more sites
Don't challenge me, and what is this chat you speak of?
and it's empty
someone, or someones, willingly drank an entire container of it
Oh that's Soto
God damn it Soto
I can tell this is a fake Colbs because Colbs would've blown the trap.
follow the posts.
its rubbing off from you
I would accept a bj too tbh
So like the way the fuckin Brit linked the thread fucked my shit up and its back to the gross light blue theme and your trip was already in there
Can I go undercover as you and get all the traps to be all over your dick?
Sunny D is great
paige invited you nigga
thats a classic ian right there
no stop you friggin weirdo
consider getting your taste buds removed.
Link, I'll come over there and give you a right good rogering.
oh cool our reach on websites actually doesn't go that far
this both disappoints me but makes me happy, still a citizen but whatever
I mean if you want
Ian talking to himself
Sunny D is tasty
in small amounts
Ya fucking got me fam
I'm still using those.
What's up buttercup~
starts here. then the next two posts I made.
Better with vodka.
cork it gator boy
what are IDs?
ohhh ians pic
there you go.
laws are so boring. what's the point if we can't be world police and bully everyone living on our planet??
oh thanks for reminding me
youre being all weird and cryptic again
and you do this all the time
thats how i know youre undercover fbi
cryptic? but how?
me right now
Will Soto and Colbs finally declare their undying love for each other?
Find out on this episode of Holla Forums.
Because that way, I'd bully you.
HE'S A NAVY SEAL. GET IT FUCKING RIGHT.
Today is just a filler episode about Sci being autistic, Mordin denying his gator fucking skills, and Desu posting worst 2hu
Keep grasping for whatever you can get.
Uncle Donald says he doesn't like your country and wants to make love with Putin
Y'ALL HEALSLUTS IN A BAR WITH NO TANKS
Not even gonna TiVo it.
I just started watching something, I could come later if you're still playing.
Say something original.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM A MAN OF KING AND COUNTRY? YOU CUNT?!
NO, THE OLD NAME STAYS!
I wonder if they will notice
For as long as you wave that ugly flag I will assume so
talking to you is like playing an arg
I DON'T KNOW HOW !!!!
I'M DONE FOOOOOR !
everyone noticed ya dummy u even annoumced it
I AM FINISHED!
ooo I love those
It was subtle enough that I doubt even 3 knew
Not gonna lie but if Mordin actually trusted me with his address I'd send him a Crocodile kigurumi
Ive seen them at cons and they're so fuckin cute, I also heard they're comfy as fuck
I remember back when I sent so many posters gifts for Christmas
Hell, even Luka got one
Did you just send Luka an onahole?
send me eva shit c:
Well, you said that, you couldn't keep your master plan to yourself. SO NO!
Here's an onahole for your yuri~ donger.
Err... you want me to make Holla Forums great again?
With the TC chats and stuff? 8 people and that?
I can try and make it happen, if you like.
yeah they seem really neat from what ive seen
where do u find them tho
Nah, a Luka plushie
The gifts I sent to posters werent that expensive since I sent out like 20, they were like 10 to 20 bucks
dat loli Rei with the recorder thoooooooooooo
Not now, just like... probably next week.
Becaus August is my week, August is my birth month, and crazy shit tends to happen then; if you ever read Call of cthulu.
r/ARG/ and r/gamedetectives/ are pretty good
that last one was SUPER good because it forced valve to do an arg they didn't want to, it's how everyone got the Red Herring badge
Kind of wonder how encrusted in semen is probably is now.
yo i dont wanna play no vidya arg though
I still have her <3
YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN ITS ALREADY 2 YEARS OLD
idk browse /b/ and hope for another Cicada 3301 :^)
the first one isn't only about games btw
holy shit its been so long
You're a true man, soto, I just remember who you are in my drunken state, hence I remember to post this.
I know how you can make your shit even better!
Keep it secret, post a note within the parcel, a specific date with a stupid threat connected; that way, you can time and gauge Holla Forums
cicada 3301 is gay now :\ args are dead
103 33 Stockholm
are u cybering him rn
I wanna kiss those butts
Never got a present off Soto, grrrrrrr
Question 11 of 36:
That's not a fucking question.
There is a reason why you shouldn't tell me who you are, IRL, because you know better to share your details. To the likes to me.
Send him a model dildo of your penis, tumor included.
you can't even count the volumes that they skipped/went through in the first episode of new Berserk on one hand.
You can always go back to them and try to figure them out or at least learn a thing or two from what is known
He told me my dick wasn't Gator enough for him D:
Because it was six.
Unless you're an inbred fuck like Soto with six fingers
Then I guess you could count the number of volumes on one hand.
D-did someone say onahole~?
Emilia will never be canon dead
i know what gender i am so it's cool
i guess but it wouldnt be the same
maybe theres an /arg/index.html board on Holla Forums
Yeah. This guy.
Go get 'em, tiger.
That was my bad dude
I still had to put away money to get my family presents and my /a/ secret santa a gift/card
Manny gifted me one last year
so fuckin lolz
I wish she were too man
Hey Shiro, I think I may have lost it~
yes. yes you are.
That's not such a bad thing
I passed on Subway today.
Fuck all y'all.
Colbs is still cucking him.
learning how people do things is very important to have a chance at solving them. you don't want to just be spoonfed the answer, do you?
impossible. no canadian can resist.
Luka pls go
You wanna give a gift but wanna make a challenge out of it. You'll need balloons full of paint, so wood, screws, pins and a lot of hard work.
Hello Rin, see above~
I am in a bad place right now. ;3
Lol that is a surprisingly accurate picture.
Theseius' addictions are not reflective on the majority or even a minority of Canadians.
I said I didn't have any, tho.
I had ribs instead.
And a beaver tail for desert.
am so confused...
maybe a little
u r both men
You keep that up you're going to have to stay a fucking boy with those extra pounds
Terrible. I'm never taking you hunting because you'll end up scaring away everything.
no fair! it was just a joke bro
That was the wrong image.
I actually don't really like subway that much.
Like, I don't turn my nose at it, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
Also ribs are better.
Please, before I do any gender bending at all I need to gain some weight.
I am dangerously small.
burliest man here of course
Hey someone made that pic for me years ago lol
I jumped from a bridge in a river and I was in the middle of 3 kids, I had deep water, the kid to my left skimmed the bottom of the rocks, and the kid to my right twisted his ankle on a huge clay bottom.
I am lucky.
yeah, I get that.
I googled that.
Some kind of government office.
Sounds like you got dat Auschwitz aesthetic going on
I hate this 90 degrees every day 50% humidity
How the fuck do normies play Pokemon Go like this?
see you slothful midget.
and that's when we stop before it even goes anywhere lmao
Can't take it back now, what's done is done.
the other 2 just suck
Hard to be burly at 5'2"
Subtle lets go to Amecon
take back the no hunting thing
Don't blow my cover you cheater
Lexi has a big dick too
I wonder if I can bring it lower. Make it 0 for both.
Theseius just stubbornly refuses to accept anything that might make her diet resemble something healthy, because she wants to be an obstinate child.
It is not a hidden fact that I am 112lb at 5'7.
Can I cosplay
dont break anything this summer tho ok
thats like bad for your health
You have to earn it. I'd still go hunting with Erio and Blood-chan because they'd both be super chillgotta keep my eye on Blood-chan though, don't want her killing me
subway is healthy. eatfresh.
:O Rin's Elma-sized~
You can cosplay Rem.
He'll cosplay Subaru again.
You can be a cute couple cosplay.
It's this weekend.. like, today is the last day.. Aw
are subtle and soto e dating yet
yeah dude it's like the most dangerous game
Hell yeah dude
Do something that isn't played out though
How do you not build muscle?
Not when you don't balance your diet, it isn't.
Y-you make sound so embarrassing...
are subtle and soto e dating yet
Desu just sits in the corner and watches.
god i really wish that dude would die...
Danger and Play
Taking risks is fun and part of what keeps me feeling alive.
No sunglasses indoors.
I was the one giving you piggyback rides cause i'm like so much bigger than you.
My shit wasn't updating and my posts weren't going through.
What a joke of a test
Hello, I think I stepped too fast on the pedal, what am I talking about again?
So am I, I may be quite drunk, so I probably need to finish this can, and go to bed. ;w;
Y-you make sound so embarrassing...
Is that what you call them.
If I were to put the effort in to gain a bit of muscle, I would.
But muscle weight is the only weight I can actually put on.
I don't know, I'm being weird.
And maybe a bit lewd.
I can't figure out a way to turn this into a short joke so you win this round.
Don't even go there...
Blue wig, maid costume.. these things can't be acquired in 1 day v_v
Kaneki Ken is too edgy right?
that's good for you
im a bit more risk averse but i dont need to feel alive so badly so it's cool lmao
really u should have seen that without even clicking the link
Not night yet, I still have a second wind up my sleeve... about... now!
Already did, can't let people know you're taller than me.
Link me the gender test.
I should sleep
but sleep is for the weak
That would be making an assumption though.
Also, I went to the Heritage Festival.
Or I guess Summer in the Park as they call it now.
My friends wanted to go on the hot air balloon they had.
not getting next day shipping
I'll give you this one.
The only reason I get fast, cheap, shipping is because I'm a few hours from the nearest shipping center.
I might go afk and do some writing in a mo, though.
I won't because I'm exhausted but shh.
I don't need to feel it all the time. It just helps
You should create a tumblr page for your new found gender.
gender is a myth so anything trying to qualify people by their gender is fake and gay
gender is a myth
Soon won't Amazon stuff get shipped by drones?
That will be cool
You done good Rin, you've always been a SS* Poster in my eyes, and I'm not saying that because I'm nice.
gender is a myth
when you see smiles senpai about to rekt sci
gender is a myth
u r both men wtf
I'm just glad I finally have a professional diagnosis for the fact that I'm so different and special.
They have a right to know I'm bigger than you and I beat you up.
i'm talking to you, I have something that you may need which will creep you out even more.
I didn't learn anything new.
Stay away from that one
It's pretty bad out here with Kanekis
Its like these 2edgy4u kids that don't even watch anime
Just the babby starter pack, AoT, SAO, and Tokyo Ghoul
Would you guys say i have a strong personality?
How was Elma today?
I honestly don't really keep up with Amazon.
I don't really see myself as anything more than average.
What's new in the world of Lexi?
You know, the same way the holocaust was a myth and never happened. Hitler actually identified as a female Neubaufahrzeug.
You can't let people know I'm 5'1" and got beat up by a nurse.
gender is just a made-up concept gays and trannies use to justify their freakish behavior because they say they have no control over it it's just their """""""gender""""""""""
when really they're just choosing to be that way because i dunno their parents raped em or something whatever
gender is a myth
Would you guys say i have a strong personality?
Define strong personality.
I would define myself as strong, since I'm stubborn in my ways.
You have a gay personality
I'm a filthy casual in everything I do :(
You need to go on welfare and have the gubbermint pay for all your expensive cosmetic surgeries to transition because how dare I take for granted being comfortably a man.
Guess I have to go the catgirl route jk
trying so hard
fucking FAGGOOOOOOOT ky already
Do I have to beat each and everyone of you down to prove my point?
Please, do say that Rin has a weak personality, because I'm fixing for a argument
I wouldn't say anyone has one. We all seem too far dead inside.
Season pass for the mountain is only like $150. Gear is going to cost us ~$70 each, thankfully we already have helmets
Still not sure if we're gonna buy bikes or just rent them every time
Bikes will cost a few thousand each
RIN HAS A WEAK PERSONALITY
Would you guys say I'm soothing?
It's done, don't worry about it.
I think you're just mad I have more e-pals than you *shrugs*
that's a lot of money to potentially danger yourself...
fishing for compliments
you only got them by having no personality of your own bitch
someone compliment me
you sure did try real good I guess.
I don't think that makes sense.
The last time I was up there I got my first concussion! I feel like throwing myself around on the mountain is good for me. That altitude is killer at first, it's just a sign I need to work out harder though.
that's a lot of money
son you don't even know
a potato whose only attribute is spamming threads is saying someone else doesn't have a personality
I'm sure you're mildly adequate at swimming.
hi thread im really bored
what are you guys doing
A flat tire
And the usual beating up Tracer
Are you and Tokai really a thing?
You have things set. The only criticism is that you have long hair and I'm guessing you'll need one of those sticky roller things for your bed; sorts shit out.
You are only here by circumstance, if I really had to say something scathing, I would be given the ok to do so.
why did bebop take IDs off
Thanks real friends.
how short are you irl anyways?
Though I haven't heard from him, so I'm getting worried.
So THAT'S why you play videogames with shit posters, you know what you need to do? Have something over your current activities. Like a puzzle or some sh- unless you want to be entertained.
His boyfriend asked him to so he could user post.
I REALLY WANNA BURN YOU, BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED! ;w;
5'7 so not at all
scanner you are so weird
you literally did this just for bloodchan
I imagine him to be like 6'2" and still going down the route of "im a girl".
*puts my thigh on your hand*
WHAT NOW, BITCH
Subtoe is Rin sized!?
Face to foot style, how'd you like it~
So long as you're not stealing my drinks, I'm ok... sort of.
Wow, that hurt RIn :(
I originally planned to do it just for that night but a wedding made me forget/stop caring
But you don't actually care, do you
Grim doesn't stop.
huehue jokes on me im bleeding everywhere
I'm bleeding, making me the victor
Oh, I thought you were going to say that biological sex doesn't exist.
Obviously there is still a lot to be said and debated on the idea of a gender identity, but I think there is a difference between how one identifies and from what they are.
I also think it's so rare that it conflicts that it doesn't happen anywhere near as often as tumblrinas would have you think.
Was a weird twist on history
who is this towards
I'm stopping to have food ok
Don't yell it out
no im saying you did this literally because bloodchan asked you to
Nigga, you're in Holla Forums, what is fucking normal?
Wow youre so tiny
I want to say he seems genuinely manic, but it's probably just penguin of doom shit and he'll just be like "lol xd yeah im crazy".
Surprised history doesn't talk about it much.
You like being bullied.
Distance relationships are so hard. I wish you both good luck though
You are a CUCK:
god dammit I won't even say anything about that
I think they're getting gang banged by a bunch of niggers in an alleyway right now though
I had to steal your joke to try to make the cool kids like me like they like you.
>Got away with calling you Subtoe
Thank you, Lexi.
then why do this just because he asked you
why like him so much
You would know
Oops, I missed this.
all these feminines
i h ate this place
I think they were for them more than you
Why do you even care anyway? Not like having it on proved anything
being a shitter
Leap that wall if you're so great
BOO IS JUST TSUN
"B-but they're totally girls irls btw way"
lolis are smaller and you know it.
It's k :c
And that's a cute name I don't object.
I bet lexi ignores this too
I bet everyone ignores this
i share a thread with a bunch of cucks
Bebop does anything I want for me
What do I like?
Your best is LOST
yeah whatever bebop
of course youd just go back to being a whip for him
i shouldnt have expected more
NO YOUS FOR ANYONE BUT ME
I guess I don't know what I was expecting.
Go back to jerking it to a video game already
I've wanted to call you that for so long but I kept second guessing myself and wondering it it was too much, or if you wouldn't like it, or get mad at it.
Light butter popcorn, chamomile tea with stevia and honey.
Did I win?
bark for me
Kinda wanna get NSA a collar
Feminine personalities are master race.
Yep, you both win.
A fucking bullying.
You took an internet test to prove your masculinity.
of course u dont get it and u never will even if u botch ur suicide
im sure it feels amazing!
i havent developed a concept of money's actual value yet
of course biological sex is the only thing that exists and has a categorical effect on personality traits
i would think only a fraction of a percent of people who think their """gender identity""" conflicts with their sex are right
Daijoubu desu ^^
Tracer's was clearly meant as a joke you fucking loon.
youve legit turned into a girl
this last time i heard you on voice a few days back you sounded so unbelievably feminine
You're just a faggot, not "feminine".
somebody e-spoon me already.
How are you going to put a collar around an entire building?
colby isn't feminine
I SAW BLUE, I MUST CHALLENGE THEM
WHAT ABOUT A 180 POUND HAIRY MAN IS FEMININE?
Ice cream, motorcycles, Thin crust pizza.
Nigga I've been this way forever.
PERSONALITY is the keyword you loser
The girl voice.
Who is the final boss of Masculinity here?
to much butthair
everything but his appearance.
You probably wouldn't like almost getting shot by other hunters anyway
Not the agency, the person!
nigga, you just passed the test, you free to go.
God these threads are so boring
Do I know them?
P E R S O N A L I T Y
Learn to read
Come outside with me
But before you do, Long Island drinks, your thoughts?
H-how am I cute...?
I'll try not to call you it when Desu's around.
Link to that test?
Go take a nap, then.
In a busy street.
she's the one who left this place a couple of years ago and moved here
3 of them are all 4hours north west of me
my move to Portland can't come any sooner
It's too hot out
Good, I challenge you then, for the title of best boy.
It's nice and cool at night
you like that yeah?
What kind of ice cream and thin crust pizza? For bonus points
Narrow down your question.
Mint chocolate chip.
idk what it is lately but asians lost their charm
Would he even leave the house to even attempt that?
Nevermnd, can't be arsed, you're free to go.
Walk head strong, knowing you're a big boy in a small pond.
That's fine, maybe he can learn and stop calling me "master" for once :c
probably because you hit on REDACTED
I lost my results for that test
I aced that shit except for moderation
Im finding a bunch of shit that I cant even
shits so lulz tho
I don't wanna risk losing my E-pride
The one in the screenshot? Idk honestly
Yeah, you really fail at that lol
Seems you're taking things a bit too seriously here.
Oh you're good...
Who the fuck are you even?
It's dangerous in Detroit at this hour
Then I take Final Boss title as default.
I DRANK TOO MUCH ;3;
What are you doing in Detroit
I just remember most everything, important or not.
So you shouldn't care as much as you did, evidently.
Who the fuck is Test.?
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
no. they only moved here just this year iirc anyway
wait maybe it's been 3years now
there's more apparently
I wonder how old this shit is
And my small shattered harem stays intact.
still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that chii chose such a trashcan for her admin
Is this important?
You are schooling me, sir.
That is true, is like,,, I switch on when things are off and switch off when thing are on; I see a lot of blue and think 'YES! CHALLENGE'
Nah but forreal you're probably more focused on what's in front of you. How is that going by the way? Any progress with the newer ones?
Ah, I see.
You have a small, shattered harem?
Not being gay or that, but let's piece them together!
Can I join?
oh yes give me those you(s)
Fuck that guy.
I just adore your memory.
It's much better than someone I know.
No way its already to much work sometimes.
Lexi never texted me back
Wonder who that could be.
They come over every day and shower me in kisses even though I get all sweaty from playing football with their brothers
They're all not used to living in the world I am, not having a lot of money for nice things. When they came over and saw our foosball table they thought that was the shit
came into my room and fell in love
went in the garage and disappeared for an hour
I'd totally hook you up but you're too old :^)
Don't do that, you homo.
I'm more surprised that you even have her number lmao
She changed her # because of you lol
I'mma bed, sorry for then nonsense.
I know that feel
Got my hopes up for nothing
Robbing and stealing like everyone else
Is better not to join harem.
Plus, different timescales.
Ok, basically, I care too much about things I shouldn't care about and care too little about things I should, what is your name, so I can remember?
make a new thread you cock
I'm still actually not sure if it's illegal or not. I don't think it is though. If it is that's retarded.
I can make an ew thread before I go, if you likke.
But it won't be linked right.
LOL, sorry I missed this. niceu
isn't test a trap?
night cupcake, you're cool.
Dunno who you are, but k to you too
Aheago/close to death face best face.
I'll call you Blank, since I don't see a name, and that real traces are blanks, in a sense that they shoot flares.
Fuck, I can't do it.