I've just seen a thread I can't forget the time or place where we just met,...

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

I've just seen a thread I can't forget the time or place where we just met, it's just the thread for me and I want all the world to see we've met.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCm8fhl-50
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2yyxzx2lhmo3ilr/AADYdngNWwc2lu7dDn2xj74Ba?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2yyxzx2lhmo3ilr/AAAy47yLDU-2wza5l1nVIihFa/Welp.m4a?dl=0
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/30/us/texas-hot-air-balloon-crash/index.html
Elijah Gonzalez
Elijah Gonzalez

I hope you can share, because I want a couple basket's worth at least.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

GET A JOB CUPPERS

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

Cute

Julian Martinez
Julian Martinez

it is saturday.

Anthony Walker
Anthony Walker

thank you

thank you

im here all week

</3 feels

Charles Young
Charles Young

he has one lol

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

yeah it is

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

thanks for putting some effort into the op

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

implying i dont effort my OP

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

hopefully someone will record it on their phone

John Sanders
John Sanders

Just like do whatever man
lost forever

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

Is it just me OR does every canadian poster here NOT have a job?

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

We can keep askin' for 'em and just stuff 'em in a big ol' bag, honey.

pet

Get a life!

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

There is bound to be /mu/ fags there

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

MAKE YOUR OPS MORE HOMOEROTIC HOLY CHRIST

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

yeah man
why is goat cheese so good

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

I have a job on weekdays.
no need to thank me. I only do what I feel like doing.
never to be found.
this is a good plan. let's bring a few bags and we'll make out like bandits.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

tp wtf are you doing

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

I'm 19.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

We duffel baggin' it!

I'm a granny.

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

just gotta make sure they don't notice or we might end up in the clink.

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

Red Lobster jail is no place for a human being, and Land Crabs are marked for death.

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

I now have an extra respawn
thanks
♥~

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Can I meet your grankids

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

R
I
P

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

then we'll just have to make sure it's the most perfect cheddar bay biscuit score anyone has ever seen.

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

Sabrina can't even say Ibiza right.

Killed by Pewdiepie

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

being you love ^^

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

I did it all for you, behbeh!

mfw you fall in love with my grandkid

There's gonna be a movie about this.

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

I don't know but this lasagna is great
oh well

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

I'm American. I can't gotta say shit right.

Dominic King
Dominic King

No silly

I'll do magic rituals and transfer his youth to you

<3

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

1. Thank you, you are the best Daddy I have ever had

2. You aint gotta say it right because FREEDOM FRIES and LIBERTY CABBAGE

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

kinda get a boner when sabrina curses tbh

John Sanders
John Sanders

we'll call it...oceans eleven.

wait, shit.

let's just call it "the grand butter bay biscuit caper"

my current life motto.

Hunter Walker
Hunter Walker

cheddar. the hell, brain.

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

seems like a bad one

Angel Sullivan
Angel Sullivan

many things about me are bad.

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

stranger things ep 8
nancy better blow that byer autist or imma bout to lose it

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Thank you, you are the best Daddy I have ever had.

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

Loco, stop being a daddy slut.

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

You aren't my daddy. You can't tell me what to do.

William Hill
William Hill

loco being a slut is more favourable then him walltexting about bullshit he knows nothing about. let him be

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

I'm not, but that's because you can't afford me.

Dominic Thomas
Dominic Thomas

I am here

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

probably

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

definitely.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

A sub is supposed to afford the daddy
not the other way around

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

post brows

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

/post

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

the grand cheddar bay biscuit caper
Starring Tim Conway and Don Knotts

Can't hear you over the sound of this bald eagle screeching glorious liberty in my ear!

That's the sweetest proposal for a black magic ritual to kill a child and restore my youth I've ever received. *sob*

First Amendment, dad gummit. I'll curse at the king if he shows his cockney face around here.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

07:24:18

07:24:33

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

lasaGNUH

Daniel King
Daniel King

oh mein gott!

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

can you throw me an f-bomb so i can complete?

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

hey slutchan

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

What?

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

that cast seems a bit old school for such a hip modern action thriller comedy like this movie is bound to be.

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

I'm fast sometimes.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

*slap*

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

:start drink:

Plus, with my mum.
Time to bully Elma.

Jason James
Jason James

Think youd be amused by this
chiri shared it with me... mentions balded eeeeegull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDCm8fhl-50

I wanna be your Joey Ramone?

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

I say it with a hard G

Isaac White
Isaac White

eye sea

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

even desu thinks mordins slut levels are out of hand

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

I got 2 bottles of wine
and the will to make a shitty album tonight

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

that's a good picture. I'm not interested in using it, but it is very good.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

what did I tell you about bullying last night

Easton Anderson
Easton Anderson

I won't be doing that.

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

hmm?

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

By "hard G" I assume you mean a gang member that you just sit around and say "lasagna" with.

Luke James
Luke James

it's not bullying if it's true

John Butler
John Butler

what? I'm not allowed to compliment a picture of that perfect nonon?

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

only half true

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

Can you do me a favour too?
I help out with a community radio station and we have this feature called 'Juice News' where we talk about blending things to make juice and other juice related stuff.

Fancy doing a jingle for it? I'll probably add a blender sound at the end of it, and send it to someone else who can do the voice bit.

Desu, I have the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a cat. I only remember making the spirit animal list and complaining how I won't drink for a month due to cringe reasons.

And that I forgot who colbs was.

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

mordin is a slut. calling him a slut is not bullying. it's simply stating a true statement

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

*slaps*

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

Who let TP off the leash?

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

I can't offer you much

but i swear if you'll have me we can suck up as many souls of kids as you like

Fuck moisturising. You won't need it there'll be so much soul sucking going on. Soul sucking all the time.

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

grrrrr

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

probably something like that.

Samuel Rodriguez
Samuel Rodriguez

Maybe, I will see what I can do. No promises heh. Maybe a little 8bit type melody

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

I refuse to accept this.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

If only Mordin was actually a slut

that would be lit

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

Call him a gator fucker instead, that's 100% true
*slap*

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

if only

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

That's exactly what I like.
That or a little plinky xylophone thing.
If they don't like it, I'll keep it myself should I have my own radio show.

And I know 'no promises' thing, I'm the same when it comes to projects. Should do a tinychat later, you think?

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

The mental image of a roll of toilet paper with a leash around it is pretty funny.

Landon Price
Landon Price

That sounds like a YOU problem.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

I'd probably be sluttier if people didn't slutshame me so much.
You stop that right now! *slaps hard*

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

you would be more likely to fuck a gator, mordin probably fucked a goose or some shit

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

Indeed.
Also small dogs as sushi is an adorable concept.

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Potentially, we shall see how the evening comes along ey

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

I'd probably be sluttier if people didn't slutshame me so much.
see?

doing god's work

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

I heard he snuck into a barn and fisted a cow... what a weirdo !!!
*slap harder*

Caleb White
Caleb White

Stop bullying mordin

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Indeed, I have been pestering my mum to do a drunken stream with me too of 80 Days and to do the Around the World in 80 Drinks drinking game whilst TC is up.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

Alright, you tape a dog to some rice and a skinned fish, I'll take my toilet paper for a walk, and we'll rendezvous back here in an hour. Break!

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

everything is a me problem.

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

Wanna see how many different bits of entertainment/project I can potentially do, instead of just shitposting.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

The goose... Is loose.
*refuses to slap you*
this

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Aeris

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Deal.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

this tbh

William Rogers
William Rogers

How to post here with a dynamic IP?

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Whooorgh !
I'm done fooooor !

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

So I'm runnin' a fuckin' charity here?

Jessie Eisenberg and Alexandra Daddario

I'll have to bookmark it and watch when there aren't customers around. :3

I wanna be sedated.

What do you want in return?

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

he's here?

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

much better. all the kids of today will be able to relate to them.

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

ifunny

John Gray
John Gray

oh I see. ban changed his trip again.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

xD

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

it's not you bf calm down

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

a cuddle

No wait

Two cuddles.

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

You don't know that.

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

lmao maybe heh is there alot to do?

I wanna sedate ur butt

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

Demolished.

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

Testing

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

The substances cadaverine and putrescine are produced during the decomposition of animal (including human) bodies, and both give off a foul odor.[3] They are toxic if massive doses are ingested (acute oral toxicity of 2 g per kg of body weight of pure putrescine in rats, a larger dose for cadaverine); there are no effects at all for a tenth of that dose.[4] While figures for humans are not available, allometric scaling, which takes into account body surface area, is often used to compare doses in different animals, with useful results.[5] Scaling 2g/kg from rats suggests that a 60 kg (132 lb) person would be significantly affected by 27 grams (0.95 oz)[6] of pure putrescine. For comparison the similar substance spermine, found in semen, is over 3 times as toxic.

Decomposition is caused by bacteria that are normally fond in and on your body, once they're no longer checked by life processes like your immune system and digestive acids. The high concentration of their byproducts might result in skin irritation, and sepsis is likely if they contact open wounds. OP might want to rinse his junk with alcohol afterwards (or use a condom).

Also, fun fact: maggots can jump, something like a foot and a half distance. Several kinds aren't particular about whether they eat dead or living flesh. You're far less likely to get myosis in your dick if you're circumcised, let the implications of that sink in. Seriously, consider that condom.
Don't bareback dead girls.
Combined with how cold and stiff a body gets once they die would make having sex with one difficult, along with how they can't produce natural lubrication anymore
Man fucking a dead girl is harder than I thought

Whooorgh !

I'm done fooooor !

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

Nice test.

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

kinda ready for jack to start her transition

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

testing for what?

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

McG will direct.

Gives a dozen cuddles and a snuggle.

To get to the truth? She'll never crack!

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

ID
Since when has this been a thing?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

Geez sabs way to make me feel indebted

now what am I supposed to do

John Robinson
John Robinson

let's get someone to follow us and live tweet everything as well. get the buzz going on social media, as the kids might say.

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Well, more like there is a lot one can do with the afternoon.

I do have a project up in mind, where I'm gonna do a preview of this new game in the makes called 'Lonely Star', gonna fund it and see if I can get some people interested in it whilst I record and play; then when I have enough money, put some money on it's kickstarter.

You know how I am with retro looking indie games and banging music.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

someone offered beebop e-bj's and he put ID's into place

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

no homo

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Id fund it, time fir the batteries
On for later?

Hm id fund it

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

my ID is pink this thread so i'm pretty stoked tbh

Owen Harris
Owen Harris


It could be worse though.

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

They don't have color for me.

Noah White
Noah White

for sure. he could force us to post child porn to satisfy his sick fantasies

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

Those were freebies 'cause you're neat.

I hear the social medias are how Isis gets into your emails.

I haven't made any plans. I may have to help mom with a couple of things, but then I should be free. I'll keep you posted.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Man, I can't cap like I use to.
This is boring as shit.

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

go into options. it changed my life

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

Same, they're just funding money to get better sound and music on it, I think the game is mostly complete.

I'm gonna fund the shit out of it myself but thought 'Maybe this is the small project I'm looking for, and see if I can shill this game to test out my degree skills'

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

I kek'd

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

:3

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

they should come watch the movie. it'll be so good they'll realize america is amazing and we'll finally be best friends.
if you had two monitors you could have something fun on the other one. this is your own fault.

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

It can always wait if need be do don't sweat it if things crop up
I intend to pull an all nighter anyhow

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

I turned it on and its annoying as fuck.

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

I never understood how anybody could. I started like eight times and it was just so awful.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

See where you can run with it? Pretty cool,

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

I'm turning 24 today, gib me (You)'s please.

Jaxson Price
Jaxson Price

I'm playing Zelda on the screen next to me.

Don't. It's awful.

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

Oh

Can I get some more maybe?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

Thanks.

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Happy birthday!

If you had a choice between the color red and blue, what would you choose?

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

do it for the meme

sometimes I just say silly ass shit to make the kids laugh
it's so easy

ayyy

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

Red

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

24???

what the fuck I thought you were 19

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

some of the IDs are all numbers and it was affecting my autism negatively

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

What made you think that?
Thank you!

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

You know I hate memes though.
Thats probably not a good thing.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

I'll give you more than (YOU)'s, I bestow upon you the Title of Best Boy for the day.

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Just the way you carry yourself and your vocabulary
but then again english isn't everyone's first language

happy birthday tho

yet you post the meme queen on the reg

???

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

Thats ironic

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

my life will never be the same

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

Red means I go watch anime. Blue would've been playing video games.

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

too bad cherub isn't turning 15. lenko would have cummed his pants and bought him steam games

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

Sick lifts thread.

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

It'll be an exercise on editing and recording and stuff.

So if I can't stream, I just record weird games. I don't want to be a gay lets player, I actually just want to get more people in more indie games.

I love indie games because
1. Cheap
2. Interesting
3. Cheap
4. Fun
5. Did I mention cheap?

Triple A games are so expensive, both bought and production, and there are alternatives that are just as fun made with 1/100ths of a budget

Grayson King
Grayson King

I'm on like 5 or 6 levels of irony.

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

O-oh my. Thanks Scanner.
Yeah it isn't, but it could be lot worse.
And thank ya.
I don't wanna right now.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

Any time, anywhere. <snuggles you raw>

I only worry that people will show up unannounced again. They've been doing that lately. I mean, it worked out well that one night, as you know, but still...it's getting to be kinda annoying.

We're gonna sweep the Oscars and get a Nobel Peace Prize!

William Barnes
William Barnes

snuggle me raw and keep on snugglin

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

It gets better.
I'm generating a trip for 'BDAYBOY', as in birtday boy, best day boy; which we can give to each other on birthhdays.

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Hey, thanks.

How long I'm able to post with no trouble
Parents has a dynamic IP address for whatever reason

Only like 5 minutes at a time

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

yfw the snuggles don't stop
ever

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

Oh neat. Much appreciated.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

suicide by sabs snuggles

There are much worse ways to go.

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

To do acts of productivity and kindness is the best way to redeem the soul.

Plus, it would be a great birthday present for everyone.

Luke Price
Luke Price

Testing

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

h-holy shit nancy is so based

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

Cheap thrills
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

That's a good story though
Heh but i get you
I dislike having disruptions
Is it too much to askfor a little heads up?

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

Testing again.

Luis Gonzalez
Luis Gonzalez

Is it too much to askfor a little heads up?
Exactly. At least bring me something or pay if you drag me out. I ain't made of money!

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

sabrina can you please call me an effing dork?

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

Don't do it, Sabs.

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

So, am I looking for substring text for trip generating?

I'm using tripcode explorer but I think it is opening it up in Japenese app locale because I had that sort of thing going because hentai games.

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

I want a squish pillow but I also want to be able to sleep

help me?

James Collins
James Collins

#BonerKill

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Exactly
Or atleast bring tacos and johnnie w

Leo King
Leo King

effin' dork ♥

i couldn't stop myself

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

test

Justin Green
Justin Green

Oh, he means something not me a Squish.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

hnnnnnnn

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Why wouldn't you be able to sleep, dear?

Booze is good too. I'm going to make that a new rule. No one passes through my door without whiskey or tacos.

What a fuckin' goober.

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

Or tacos with minced meat cooked with whiskey

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

he's scary

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

How many ways can you bend a spoon?

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

WTF: Whiskey Tacos & Fajitas

Ooooh, you meant a squishy squish. Well, just hug him from behind so you don't have to see his beady eyes!

Tyler White
Tyler White

Ask Mr. Owl.

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Right, I'm gonna use Tripper+, hope this works.

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

Yup, and I can't wait for fucking 'We Happy Few'

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

Its okay if it doesn't succeed, i appreciate the fact you wanna make it.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

what if I have a nightmare and I wake up and he's staring at me

What if I have a nightmare about him and I wake up and he's right there sabs

kflxcklvm

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

I know, but ain't gonna stop me from trying!
I must do good for Holla Forums!

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

Can we open that as a resteraunt?

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Fair enough.

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

Lolo, why did you want the squishy if it's just nightmare fuel? Why so silly?

I don't see why not.

According to a study by Purdue University, it takes an average of 364 licks.

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

I could be the next dj khaled

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

it makes me think of your

#MORESAPTHANJURASSICPARK

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

Plus, I'd like to know how to do this shit myself, instead of asking others.

Then I could be the next best boy!

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Is that the guy who tried to blow up the USS Cole?

This is a trick to get more cuddles isn't it? 'Cause I'dda juss given 'em to ya.

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Weren't you already?

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Yes
Allahu ackbar

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

it's a trick to make you think i'm a cute softy that needs cuddles

but you were too smart to be tricked i suppose

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

Nah... but that gives me a good idea.
I could remake an old list, but instead of spirit animals, RPG roles.

Nah, I hate myself so much I could never accept the title lest I'm proud of myself.
Btw, what have you planned on your birthday.

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

Just pure relaxation and i'm pretty tired at the moment. I've done lot of stuff today.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

Is that the kitty you won't let go out late? Mean dad.

I already thought that, goober. cuddle

Liam Cox
Liam Cox

Did you get to eat out?
And what does your family do on your birthday?

My fam always gets each other lush sets for our birthday and eat out around cities.

Justin Martinez
Justin Martinez

WITNESSED

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

Meanest papa
Yes it is currently using scoot as a bed hah

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Witness me!!!!!!!!!!!

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

when your plan works

<3

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

Whooorgh !

I'm done fooooor !

Parker Ramirez
Parker Ramirez

That poor kitty's got it rough. So abused.

Lolo, besides grifting cuddles from a senile old lady, what are you doin' today?

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

I will never understand "studies" like that.

It has to have been some undergrad's project for a class, right? We wouldn't pay people to do something that pointless, right?

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

pointless
It was one of the great questions of the 20th century. I, for one, now sleep better knowing the answer.

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

a little reading, a little singing. my parents are back tomorrow which means no singing and work is back on. this past week has been so nice with no one around. so much lazy.

wbu? nice day at work? Or at least not stressful?

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Explaining to my drunk mum who is Dr, Strange. Since this program was on 'UK,s Fave Superhero'.

Literal word for word

'Right, there was this shitty whiny rich boy who was like 'Oh yeah, I'm the best, me; I got all this dosh and I don't give a fuck', then he gets into a car crash and has an epiphiny and was like 'Oh fuck, I'm a Shit Boy', so he goes all H.P Lovecraft and goes all occult because religion is for pansies. He goes to this monk hut and asks this old dude 'Yo, I've been a shit boy, teach me to be Best Boy', and he's like 'Dude, I'll hook you up, you gonna have magic powers when I'm done with you', so after years of bitching and training, he becomes a wizard'.

Oh, my mum also said in Switzerland it is illegal have a lone goldfish in a fishtank, anyone Switz here who can confirm this?

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

*chrome intensifies*

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Then your tax dollars are working how intended!

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

Call the cops!!!??

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

Lolo, why can't you sing? ;__;

Other than it being super hot, work is ok. It's just so quiet that the hours are going sloooow

Everyone thinks Hollywood white washed The Ancient One because they're racist. They white washed the character because China hates Tibetans, and these movies are made for Asian audiences now.

I'd rather it be spent on lollipop research than blowin' up kids overseas, ya know?

Way ahead of you, jerk. They're coming for you.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

ooo

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

aaa

Hudson Foster
Hudson Foster

you think they gonna take me alive>? HAH

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

Scuby Ridge

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

What did he start with? A dagger?

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

singing when people are around

i dun like it

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

longsword

William Richardson
William Richardson

And of course normies would think they, true, knowledgable cunts like you and me know that China Money is hella money. You gotta hit the china market if you wanna secure your billion dollar production costs. IT isn't made for asian audiences specifically, but as a security measure.

'Don't piss of China, and you get super china money'. That's why new Ghostbusters don't even have a single chance to make bank, since they can't depict spooky ghosts n skellingtons.

Chase White
Chase White

longsword 3 pot that he turned into vamp scepter probably.

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Would think that*

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

or you could want space research

Yeah, more money to space research!

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

Nothing is good about that.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

You make me want to do something stupid

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

i used to research space

now all my icons say Out of Space under them so i stopped trying.

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

I get that a lot.

Luke Walker
Luke Walker

i have that effect on people yes

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Ah. I was worried that your parents kept you locked in a broom closet and didn't let you express yourself.

Humans don't have skeletons. That's a lie perpetrated by the globalist capitalist pigs trying to divide the proletariat.

Yeah! Moon base now! Mars orbital space station a little later but still real soon!

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

If it helps, I'll do something dumber to save you from embarrassing yourself.

Lincoln Carter
Lincoln Carter

my parents are wonderfully supportive of everything I do. i think if i were to tell them i want to become a eastern european troubadour they wouldn't argue with me.

Noah Garcia
Noah Garcia

That's how they ended up with such a creative and beautiful son. +100 cuddles

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Yeah?

I have an ugly side
But he just left

They're just deep danish rap lyrics

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

i'll tell them you send cuddles.

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

I'll become a martyr.
You'll not miss this renegade

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2yyxzx2lhmo3ilr/AADYdngNWwc2lu7dDn2xj74Ba?dl=0

I need more 8bit practice

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

That's how it goes

Now that's a good one

From what I've been hearing, moon base is actually a lot closer than people think

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

Filthy commie!
If human skellingtons don't exist, then pray tell, why did I see bones inside my best friend when we accidentally blew ourselves up with a billion sparklers celebrating Guy Fawkes day?

Landon Price
Landon Price

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2yyxzx2lhmo3ilr/AAAy47yLDU-2wza5l1nVIihFa/Welp.m4a?dl=0

I fucked that link up.

more wine

Eli Price
Eli Price

Its been said to me about 3 times in the past 24 hours.

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Become Yasuo main, acquire elo

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

that's funny my ugly side is the right

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

Not going to use it for radio, but I know a guy who would love this stuff.

Remember that 2nd person who was gasping for air last stream I did? He'll like this. And this sorta reminds me of Note!, the old stuff.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

Remember when Newt Gingrich suggested we work quickly to make it a reality in 2012, and was mocked and ridiculed by the media? I don't see eye-to-eye with him on a lot of things, but that was a noble goal and he was made to look like a moron for aspiring to it.

They were planted there by American devils. (Devils in the metaphorical sense, of course.)

...

FBI just issued rules of engagement for Scuby Ridge: Exercise deadly force if subject stops petting kitty before kitty wants pets to end or tries to prevent kitty from leaving after sunset.

:(

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

nothx

James Price
James Price

That isn't too dumb. I thought you was gonna post something more nonsensical.

Xavier Ross
Xavier Ross

Um well, one mans trash is another's treasure. It was a first run through of the samples I got yesterday so we woo wee wah

BUT MUH RIGHTS!!!!!!!!

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

i realised after i posted that that maybe you meant those for me.

i'm sorry.

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

Is new champ in live servers yet?

Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

Silly boy. +More Cuddles

Oh no. I accidentally dropped the Constitution in the shredder. Oh me oh my.

What rights?

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Silly sabrina, you know I got Nicholas Rage on speed dial, he is the real owner.

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/30/us/texas-hot-air-balloon-crash/index.html

16 PEOPLE DEAD

NO SURVIVORS

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

They didnt fly so good

John Ross
John Ross

Trump will find way to blame illegals

Gabriel Anderson
Gabriel Anderson

no but he seems pretty awesome

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

LOL

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

ISIS...

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

wanna see something cute

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Tripper+ ain't working.
Gave up, sorry Birthday Boy.

What do you use for your music stuff?

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Not the beeeeeeeeeees

Happy

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

That's pretty odd, by who?

You make it a bitch to be color blind
With your Disney eyes

You know me, always spitting sense

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

someone threw a skateboard with squid on it at the engine

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

Just Launchpad for iPhone.
It nice for making random jams
I need to make more use of my ableton.
My lustful eyes are eying a midiPad controller.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE TOAST

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

they look so heroic

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Can't say
Isis is getting pretty rad

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

What's this from?

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

radICALLY ISLAMIC

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

Whoa that's one of the most American pictures I've ever seen

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

it hit power-lines apparently

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

jews did balloon

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

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Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

:-|

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

I blame Obama tbh

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

And always posting lewds!
You truly are a dependable person.

Launchpad is the thing where you can program those LED machines for music, right? Like monomes?

Because you're on some hot shit, you just need better sounds. I'd get a dictaphone, and record random shit around your house.

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