Slime Rancher

Shill me on this Holla Forums. I'm feeling an urge to waste money on something comfy

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Not worth your money.

You can collect goop.

Nah, pirate it.

thepiratebay.org/torrent/17285299/Slime_Rancher_v0.5.0b

And that's all you need to know to know not not to buy it. Pirate it if you must. the only worthwhile Early access game is subnautica

Like convince you buy something?

Niggggggggeeeerrrrrr.
That's not what I do, I convince you not to buy something.

Dont i have it, once you get to the high plort slimes and generate huge amounts of income theres literally nothing else you can do

Begone with you.

source please, game is decent and free of pandering

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I don't know a thing about this game, nor do I advocate its purchase, but still, you better be able to back that up

SJW dev is like modern art. Everyone calls this bullshit an art and you have no idea why.
As a result I stopped considering this art long time ago time ago.

Post some source you faggot.

What is up with this piece of shit engine and every game made in it running like an absolute fucking turd. I wish it would just disappear already.

twitter.com/NickPopovich
He seems like a faggot but I wouldn't say that makes him SJW off the bat.
However early access and all around shittiness are more than good enough reasons not to spend money on this.

Just emulate rune factory 4 OP

Tell me user, what importance is the character to this game? Is it a game with a well defined set of characters, a storyline tailored to who you are, or might you just as well be yourself but a slime farmer? It is the latter. And yet, you immediately get told you're a woman.

I've watched like an hour of gameplay footage and I still have no idea what this game is about

Damn, better stop playing neptune then, devs are SJW.

A game about girls and a game where you are a woman for no good reason are two entirely different things you cunt.

But why are you playing girls in neptune?
Maybe he is saying this because woman collecting slime manure turns him on user?

There are dozen different reasons a game could have a female lead and the dev not an sjw.
They might just have really shitty fetishes.
If you want to call someone a shitter that's fine but if you're going to say that someone belongs to a particular group based on an offhanded anecdotal piece of evidence then you're just straight up a fearmonger.

Just skim the desinger's twitter. He uses that old ggblock list as my gg account is block and never messed with the snowflake.

twitter.com/NickPopovich

He tweets shit like this all the time.

Nigger just fucking pirate the game first and try it out, especially since it's fucking early access. If you feel autistic enough to still buy it after doing so because you like it or whatever, then go for it.

If you want to discuss a fucking game then make a proper OP.
FAGGOT.

See, this is actual evidence, not the game having a female lead

That's sad, this game had a cute artstyle too.

Thank you user.

I still have an issue with outright refusing to play a game(if it's decent) because a developer is a giant dick fellator. Giving them money is another thing entirely and so I point to my first post and say just fucking pirate it if you're curious.

It's like some niggers on here just outright refuse to think for themselves and want others to decide whether they should like something or not.

It's not a female lead. There's a fucking blurb that tells you you are a woman who inherited a farm and that's it, nothing after that. That is not even a character. The only reason it's in there at all is for the progressive-points.

All I hear is "you're not allowed to make the main character a woman". Stop false flagging.

NO YOU FUCKING RETARD, IF YOU MAKE YOUR CHARACTER ANYTHING AT ALL YOU NEED A CHARACTER FIRST
SAMUS ARAN IS A CHARACTER, A BOUNTY HUNTER ADOPTED BY CHOZO WHO HUNTS SPACE PIRATES AFTER THEY KILLED HER PARENTS AND GENOCIDED THE SPECIES THAT ADOPTED HER
HERE YOU'RE A RANDOM SCHMUCK WHO INHERITS A FARM BUT OH EM GEE YOU ARE A WOMAN, SO PROGRESSIVE
THE GAME DOESN'T HAVE A MAIN CHARACTER YET DEFINES A SINGLE FUCKING TRAIT FOR ONE ANYWAY FOR NO REASON

Exactly my point.

Game having a cutesy art style is either.
1. Japanese
2. SJW
3. Unfinished

Thanks. Added him to The List.

Unity is amazing but most devs dont bother optimizing, or wait until a week before launch so they dont even remember the math behind basic functions and the game never sees an increase in performance from alpha.

I had a feeling about this game, and that confirms it.
Pretty much a different version of what user points out and someone pointed this out on the forum of why they couldn't name their blank slate non-character protagonist and choose their gender because being decided you are "Beatrix"(female) added even less to it than most games mute protagonists do. A lot of people like to do this sort of thing like when they change a characters default name to theirs for customizing, self-inserting, naming the character(s) a profanity, whatever, it lets people enjoy things a bit more just by giving them that option.
You can just IMAGINE how that went down on their forums.

It's adorable and kind of addictive, but since it's early access wait for a sale. They do update fairly regularly. I like it but it's pretty grindy so your mileage may vary.

Pretty sure that's complete bullshit.

No user, you are the textbook SJW, and I don't know if you're trying to be ironic or are a genuine retard, but either way I'm depressed no one called you out on this shit yet.

Play chao garden instead. There's also chao garden extended mod for pc version of SA2.

But it's ok to do exactly what you blame your enemies for, as long as the one doing it is on your side.

No it isn't dumbass, it was retweeted by someone with, like, a ton of followers. It has to be true.

where can i find this!

i fucking swear, if it isn't rendering water it's not smooth.

I played SA and sequel without touching this because it looks like fucking cancer. What the fuck even is this chao garden aside from petting animals and letting them engage in minigames and how in the fuck is this appealing to anyone?

Do you even know how to google?
chao.hippotank.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=45060

Features (you customize them yourself):
-HD chao skin texture
-optional dreamcast skin
-2P in Chao World
-DayNight Cycle
-New Challenge Race
-Lobby Pack
-Garden Pack
-Race Pack
-Unlock Monster Evolution
-remove the limit of 99lvl
-Normal Chao can make Colors chao
-you can mix chao colors
-Dynamic Lifetime
-Fruit Can Spoilt
-Chao can Drown
-chao attack OTHER chao if they are Angry
-when your chao is hungry, he cry and lose happiness
-More types of Sickness for Chao
-Adds more text in the Heath Center from the Doctor Chao
-Adds more radio music in the Dark Garden.
-Adds more TV Channels.
-Adds Piano and Organ Music
-can make Omochao
-Better camera controls
-If you don't care about the chao, he lose his happiness
-Auto Generate Stats
-will count how many chao you have in the garden
-Load 16 chao in hero and dark garden
-Disable 8 Chao per Garden limit
-Enable ALT Characters
-More and Random Chao Face
-Random Alignment For chaobot in chao race
-More Chao Faces
-Better chao Personality
-More Chao animation
-More Chao Action
-Chao talk to each other
-More Chao Sound

Everyone loves it because its an evolved tamagotchi, and so far has zero analogues. You feed chao, you treat them, you drop them at school so they will earn some skills that chao will actually use, plant trees, play with toys, sing, dance, achieve victory in races to earn more toys they will play with and eventually breed, change appearance, give birth to new chaos and so on. Its a very relaxing entertainment where people get to breed unique chao, and there are very diverse recipes for various chao to be raised, so there's a challenge of making a specific chao you want (including chao looking like sonic, tails, knuckles and others).

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Just play Hollow Knight.
I felt like I was playing Super Metroid again

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Fuck, this is a sweet-ass mod. Thanks for introducing me to it. Will dull the pain in the knowledge there will never be a standalone chao game.

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How does one shill a shill?

you make this thread every month

Also The Forest

My boyfriend pirated this. He said it was okay

why even bother

Just pirate it. Currently it's a lot of grind and there's no fucking demo.

UNREAL TOURNAMENT WAS BETTER THAN QUAKE 3

Imagine the porn mods for this

FUCKING FAGGOT
FUCK MY ASS YOU GAY