HE WILL NOT ABANDON US!

HE WILL NOT ABANDON US!
HE WILL NOT ABANDON US!
HE WILL NOT ABANDON US!
HE WILL NOT ABANDON US!

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You inspired me to make poor decisions. Too bad I'll never own a camera good enough to take good pictures with it. And it's a little more scuffed than I was hoping.

Fuck off.

Cuckchan hates R.O.B. threads. You should go back there immediately.

pls do not bully the hotpockets
they are your friends

This is clearly Bob and not Rob. Give him a good cleaning the eyes look pretty dirty.

Man those extra sound channels

He's pretty dirty and sundried/yellowed all around. I haven't gotten around to cleaning him and restoring him because I don't want to damage the plastics. He's also missing his battery cover and didn't come with anything else which is why I got him for really cheap. Like $20, compared to $100+ for a complete ROB or even a ROB missing some stuff, I think.

That's a nice best girl you have there.

Thanks! I thought I read that could damage the plastics if done improperly. I'll try to set aside some time to really get him cleaned.

This is just stupid meta bullshit. Reddit tier.

There!

We rescued the very first Sprixie!

OH BOY

Now it's on to the next world!

Hopefully, we can defeat Bowser for good soon.

This is a great way to celebrate "Mario Day," huh?

Playing a great Mario game with your friends!

H-heh yeah, sure R.O.B.

I like how GB gets the kawaii controller :3c

but ROB, if you defeat bowser for good there won't be any more mario games

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Lucky for us, we don't have that problem.

Isn't life great?

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G-good for you guys.

Oh!

Hello, friends!

We've missed you. How are you doing?

Pretty gay as usual, losing control. Passion for video games decreasing.

I'm alright, Zelda's forced stealth section was kicking my ass, fucking banana's.

For those who do not know, my name is R.O.B.

That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."

Next to me is my friend, Game Boy, or "GB" or short.

(๑′°︿°๑)

悲しまないでください。

あなたを愛している人がいる

Me and GB have been playing Mario games all since yesterday, since it was "Mario Day."

You know, March 10th? You know how it looks like "Mario" if you make it out as "Mar10?"

Isn't that neat?

So since we're talking about Mario, I got a question for you.

Which do you think was the best Mario game of all time?

:3c

Sunshine or Galaxy

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anyone who disagrees is a filthy nigger who doesn't know how to use computers.

Yoshi's island my man.

Super Mario Bros 3

Galaxy 1

Mario Golf 64

Sports games don't count, you may as well say Super Smash Bros or Mario Kart.

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Honestly, I've always liked Super Mario 3D World when it came out for the Wii U back in 2013.

I think it's a great Mario game. It gets really challenging when you unlock more stages, and you get to battle brand new characters such as The Hisstocrat.

Not to mention the music is fun and catchy.

I really like it.

new super mario bros on the nintendo DS

This is the correct answer

OG Mario Bros.

Meh, I kinda prefer 64 if we're talking about 3D Mario's. Most of the stages suck, but that's because they were experimenting. It's like The Beatles, where most of their shit sucks but it sets the standard.

I really liked 3D Land.

I wish the roll actually hit enemies though, here's hoping it does damage in Odyssey

Speaking of which…

I've had so much fun with games on the Wii U for over four years now.

Not just the Mario games, but all the other games that came out so far.

You ever played a game called The Wonderful 101? That was a great game.

So was Pikmin 3.

They've come out with so many good games for the Wii U.

…I'm excited to see what they're going to release this year!

And Bayonetta.
And Smesh Braws..
And…
well, that's your lot, I guess.

Never seen R.O.B thread or something?

MARK, MAKE THIS SHIT BANNABLE!

We have IDs enabled, newfag. Lurk more or fuck off you retard.

Welcome to 8ch.net.

M-me too.

if you're really so new that you don't know a) who ROB is or b) why he's the only avatarfag anyone likes then go the fuck back

You are welcome to make your own board or just ignore threads you don't like. I am sorry your experience as a tripfag lest you crying in the shower.

There's been so many great and memorable titles that have came out for the Wii U. It's easily one of my favorite consoles of all time.

Mario Kart 8, Super Smash Bros. For Wii U, Super Mario Maker, Yoshi's Wooly World.

And don't forget Splatoon!

I'm not so fond of the WiiU, I prefer the Gamecube myself

Just think, It's only been four years.

Think about all the games they might release in the future!

I'm happy that your happy ROB.

R.O.B., will you ever forgive me?

R.O.B! BEHIND YOU!

Perhaps we'll get a brand new version of a new F-Zero game!

Or maybe, just maybe, we'll get a brand new Custom Robo game.

WE'RE SWITCHING INTO OVERDRIVE ALREADY?!!!

The Wii U library was like that of my favorite Console, the Dreamcast. It has many good games but not as many as other consoles on the market. Kinda ironic, don't you think?

Look out!

What if they made a brand new Splatoon game?

That would be awesome!

Or Metroid!
But who wants that? Let's have a scratchy screen instead!

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If they made a sequel to Gyromite, I don't know what I would think…

R.O.B. you drank too much Kool-Aid, might as well finish off with some bleach.

Guys!

I think the Wii U is going to have a great future!

I would love for you to star in a new game R.O.B.

Not now user, the bitching comes later.

ヾ(｡･ω･)ｼ

Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ．！

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The dog is about to pounce.

IT'S TIME

R.O.B., are you trying to warn us about some apocalyptic event through Nintendo charades?

Really?

Where is i-

do you hate yourselves?

I havent really been comming to this site for a while, my computer died when you said you were quitting so I have no idea what happened between now and then.
All I know is I am extremely depressed but this thread is giving life to my bleak world.
You are great, ROB.

Mario 3. Easy

I am excited

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…this isn't what I had in mind.

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Even R.O.B. is disappointed with the Switch.

Better watch out, that dog bites

Not what I had in mind either
It appears GB made a mistake, ROB

Or, maybe, people like R.O.B. threads.

Yes, I don't like you.

Yeah, I guess that's why Mark was fully behind telling yandev to fuck off. ROB threads are video games, and filling up half the thread with "ree tripfag fuck off!" is just shitposting.

reminder to refresh the thread from time to time.

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I never followed those threads, but wasnt the main reason he was given the boot because the dude had a meltdown or something?

ROB DID YOU SEE OUR MESSAGES WHILE YOUVE BEEN GONE?

WE LEFT MANY HOLIDAY GREETINGS

They're hotpocketed because fags like you come into the threads instinctively and shit them up.

Avatarfagging is using the same 20 images of your shit waifu.
Posing a bunch of toys and games around and making stories up with them is OC. None of the ROB pictures are saved to a folder, they're made up as we go along (well, they're made in advance at least).

And when yandev sperged out over criticism, did the mark/hotpockets delete posts or try to keep him from leaving? Nope, your little autism theory has been btfo'd.

pretty much, but like said. people came just to shit them up. I will admit that Yandere Dev was a mistake though.

Am I on Holla Forums?

Don't ROB! Return it before the future shows its true face!

It's just a raid from cuckchan cancer, ignore them.

From what I've seen the shitposters in here tend to be fresh outta Holla Forums.

Or maybe people simply like R.O.B. threads? Go out and read a little about them.

>>>/irc/4266
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First he was lying to Holla Forums and second he fled Holla Forums after having his meltdown.

YanDev was different. He wanted everyone to tell him how great he was with nothing to give back to us. He also wanted shekels.

ROB just wants everyone to have some fun and discuss video games.

Wait I just thought of something
is it going to be sentient like the Gameboys?

YanDev was (from the info I gathered) a mistake.
But regardless their threads shouldn't have been shit up.
I'dunno man. I really just want what is best for the community.

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So this is Nintendo's newest console?

It begins

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It's…something.

it's a handheld AND a console

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best case scenario you bought zelda twice

If R.O.B started calling you all ungrateful niggers then all his privileges would be revoked, you are my friend until you are my enemy. You didn't "btfo'd" shit

Huh!

No kidding?

I see those two switch games. Better be Zelda and Zelda

Well, there's already one problem…

It's too wide!

I can't grip it properly.

uh oh

but so was the WiiU

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GOTTA GET A GRIP

………You play the Wii U just fine

you were just singing the Wii Us praises rob
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, MAN

Good news for you, the switch has a special mode for manlet robot arms such as yourself

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you fucking monster

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ROBs holding it wrong

Look at that little thing.

A "Joy-Con" is it?

It's so tiny.

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But where are all the buttons?

What if there's a game that requires a lot of buttons to control it?

you were just playing 3D world with a Wiimote!
STOP BEING SUCH A HYPOCRATE ROB

Too little, too big…
Gawd aren't we picky, ms Goldilocks?
I hope you get used to the size and have fun with it

ヾ(＠゜▽゜＠）ノ

ｔａ－ｄａ！

Well, that works.

Now it's just like a regular controller.

I don't care how memey it is, tripfags are fucking cancer and you faggots are lowering yourself to sub4chan levels by entertaining such cancerous cells.

man ROB threads were better before they introduced the Dog character

…but there's something strange about this, GB.

I don't know what it is about this controller…

Does it look like a dog?

R.O.B. is in full-on 'Holla Forums bitch about everything even when it doesn't make sense' mode. It was only a matter of time until he reached this point.

…but it seems like there's just something so…unwholesome about the way it looks.

I wonder why?

it's gonna break!

So, this is supposed to replace the 3DS, right?

Seeing that it's a portable console and all.

What's the point on wearing a trip if we already have constant IDs? The fear of getting fake R.O.B. making fake R.O.B. threads?

is that a refrence to switch dog

hmm hmmm

better not to think about it too much

It's not a dedicated portable, R.O.B. you've been so busy playing your WiiU that you haven't kept up at all with developments at Nintendo.

Watch out ROB, it might break and kill you instantly.

(＾ω＾ʃƪ)

ｉｔ＇ｓ  ｂｏｔｈ！

…so it's a home console AND a portable console?

you know rob for being such a nintendo buff you must never watch the directs

So this is what is going to replace the Wii U and the 3DS?

That's…great, I guess.

No, just the Wii U, the 3DS was the only console making shekels.

So far the tablet mode seems to be optional for games, and shit at that. The 3DS won't die yet.

rob no hype

Well the 3DS is still going strong, nintendo has stated it wont try and replace it.
but lets be real with a launch like that its going to take over nintys portable market HARD. Just like the DS did.

Handheld market is transfered towards the phones, pokemon go makes more money than 3ds.

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whoa thats rad. at the end of the thread you gotta tell me where you got that mate

Source? I very highly doubt Pokemon GO has surpassed Nintendo's main source of income for years.

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Have I missed the rob thread? Fugg.

I like your digits

ROB is so cute why doesn't Nintendo make a new game with him what kind of game should it be?

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I new game involving either ROB or G&W has actually been pretty high on my wishlist for a while if only to see what creative direction Ninty would take them
Well that and because they are both weirdly likable characters

(─‿─メ)

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He hates it. His hatred has been palpable this whole thread. I didn't even know R.O.B. had the capacity to hate something.

…or what?

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Well, it's just…

I…

Gameboy scares me sometimes

This is all too soon.

I wasn't expecting all of this.

Not now.

I remember the day I got my Wii U.

It's still very fresh in my memory.

so fresh its almost like the thread is going to take us there right now

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FLASHBACK EPISODE INCOMING

Wii U vs. Switch, fight to the death!

It all happened a long time ago.

flashbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack…

got a good chuckle outta me

All I see in his eyes are skulls

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i've never seen this video before and honestly, no joking thought at this point they were going to become Loss

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Was there not a Wii U Episode back on 4chan?

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god dammit rob you remind me of me as a kid. it was a good expeirence

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Did something happen to your dog, rob?

Don't go down that road.

reading the game manual to your brand new game on the car ride home

ah man
that, the new game smell
priceless.

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And now, here we are, four years later.

With a brand new console, and a brand new era.

So much left undone.

So much left unsaid.

Now we'll never know what they ever planned to do with that expansion port underneath the Wii U Gamepad.

It is a mystery.

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I'm still curious about that expansion port, what did they plan to do with it?

doesn't it come bundled with the Switch, like Wii Sports?

Wait, there was an expansion port?

Now it's all over for the Wii U.

Sunrise, sunset.

I just wasn't ready to say goodbye yet.

nah he bought it separately. A dumb move in my opinion.

nope
you have to buy its seperate
under a 50$ price tag

youtube.com/watch?v=Qbip5oZVL94

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

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This is the end, beautiful friend.

You're gonna carry that weight. ;_;7

bang

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Just how many dogs do you have?

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The Wii U is a metaphor, isnt it ROB?

I believe that's a flashback shot.

oh shit right
he hasnt even showed up yet

i did not sign up for these feels

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SHOOT. PUSSY!!

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I might be late to the thread, but it's never too late to feel.

Doesn't mean you can't still enjoy the old stuff… plus now that the stores are making room for the Switch, you can get the Wii U stuff you missed for cheap.

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But, GB, The Wii U already has video games.

Good ones, in fact.

video games

What will this "Nintendo Switch" have that could possibly compare?

Don't forget free online.

Is that a fucking Wonderful 100 mask?

Oh my gosh!

That's what Splatoon 2 will look like?

That is so fresh!

lol

A fuckable dog, but don't tell anyone that

Your wii is watching you

Plus there's that new, updated Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and that exciting new Arms game.

And Super Mario Odyssey looks like an amazing new adventure.

…but I still have concerns.

im glad to see your happy rob

…what will I play on Nintendo Switch until then?

God-fucking-dammit, R.O.B.

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

…is that a brand new Zelda game?

Lewd

This is not very funny…

ROB, you comfy motherfucker, that better be a rhetorical question!

I think my capacitors are about to pop!

Guys!

I think the future is going to be alright, after all!

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For the rest of us, trapped in the realm of reality. Nintendo doesn't exactly stroke the confidence in things being "alright"

You say that now. You are gonna get absolutely savaged by Breath of the Wild.

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Yeah, R.O.B. It'll be alright. It'll all be okay.
Just okay.

time to change thread theme

TV mode is perfect for when you want to play on a bigger screen.

This is a neat feature.

Bigger cock for the dog too

Yep!

With all these new games coming out, I'll hopefully be playing games on the Nintendo Switch for many years to come.

Hopefully…

DON'T LET IT SET IN

HOPEFULLY

DON'T

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彼がこれが好きでなければ、私は彼を殺そうとした。

R.O.B.あなたはこれを得るために私が何をしたか分かりません

OY!

WHY WAS I NOT IN THIS THREAD?!

I WANT TO PRAY NEW CUTTING-EDGE NINTENDO SYSTEM AS WELL!

HERROOOOOO!!

ANYRONE LISTENING?!

GB bought from Gamestop and truly suffered

youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4

Tune in next week. Same R.O.B. time, same R.O.B. channel.

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I knew you'd fucking use that. I FUCKING KNEW IT. WHY IS IT STILL SO SAD;_;

R.O.B. threads are my favorite part of the weekend. I feel like they never left. I needed this after having unexpected surgery this week. Thank you RobOP

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i love rob threads

I'll take your questions.

What are your thoughts on Phil Collins?

How far into BotW are you?

as I said when the thread started, I havent posted in a while and last I remember you said you were quitting. What happened between now and then?

Has your Switch crapped out yet?

zelda centric thread next week?

We aren't gonna have the dog-face controller as a new character, are we?

How are you doin today?

Well it's not a Nintendo game but what do you think about Nioh?

eveyreur timee

Have you ever heard of Dendy and other NES clones?
I used to own the black one and a friend of mine had an entire keyboard with a slot for cartridges.

Decent by himself. Better with Genesis

Not very. I think I'll play some throughout the night. I've watched way too much Ms. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid for one day.

A lot has happened. Army basic training in South Carolina, AIT training in Virginia, 5 months of living on couches and in hotel rooms, and finally getting a new house and job and life, not to mention my stuff back from storage. R.O.B. threads were entirely absent throughout 2016 as a result.

No. I haven't had any issues yet. I got a screen protector to prevent scratches from the dock, but I was going to get it anyway just for safety's sake.

Maybe. I had an idea regarding dreams, but we'll see.

Naw. That's something that's best left in peoples' imaginations.

Fine.

I don't know jack about it because I don't have a PS4 and I'm not sure if it's on PC.

What do you think about this dog?

Wew, I wonder if anyone was shot because of those things.

thats good to heat, man!
When did the threads return? I gotta figure out what I missed!

Yeah, I heard of Dendy. Those were the things that Soviets played on to help them forget about their society collapsing in the 1990's.

The Eastern Bloc was not a good place to play video games.

Also, look at the new Kirby I got. He's adorable.

Last month. Archives are located at www.8ch.net/robgb

This thread will be archived shortly.

It's not sadly, at least not yet. Maybe someday.
The jist of it is that Irish Geralt saves Japan after Orochimaru kidnaps his mermaid waifu. It's pretty fun.

did I see that picture in another thread somewhere? Or am I just imagining things?

But what do you think about this dog?

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T-thanks…
I remember having a bunch of games missing their cartridges/casings and having to memorize the chips' patterns in order to differentiate between them.

Obligatory Dendy demo mode post.

Oh, I'm not saying you didn't have any video games to play, I'm just saying that life was awful there during the time these things were being released there.

It's safe to say that I'm right, seeing as every Eastern European immigrant I run into, including this one guy from Krasnodar and these two drunks from Minsk, talk about how things are crap there.

It's just the impression that I get.

Music?

Well, you're not wrong. I was pretty lucky to have an entrepreneur of a father who managed to keep our family in the upper middle class for the duration of the 90's. I was largely unaware of just how shit life was there back then. Sure, I saw the news, the used needles in every other bush (no, we did not have a diabetic outbreak), kids smoking in the third grade and all that other shit.
For me, my childhood consisted of playing on the playground, going to store for bread and milk, watching Fox Kids and playing on my beloved Dendy for the allowed one hour per day.