Unofficial Scootalooo thread
Illegally pirate college literature edition
Unofficial Scootalooo thread
Illegally pirate college literature edition
Hail lord Satan~
You can take a seat on my meat instead if you want
I mean he says that but hes still running for president.
Ika what's your PB time for a mile?
gotta run soon...
Sounds good. Want something in return?
Provided I have something you haven't already downloaded
Yeah I need an English translation of Kimi e Okuru, Sora no Hana
He'd probably win. It's all a popularity contest anyway.
What kind of meat is it? What's the point of sitting on it? Sounds like I'd get filthy.
Accurate representation of Mordin sitting on meat
I hope he makes songs about it to try and win votes.
Its just like that black guy from idiocracy
I need an adult.
What is it?
SIT ON IT
I gotchu fam
I'm not familiar with that one. I think he could get votes just from being famous, sort of like how arnold became governor.
Save me from the perverts.
You're a few months younger than me!
I am older than you gatorboi
I don't think it will work.
i'm going to work now.
Adults doesn't fix perversion
tfw your meat remains dry
It's a lewd VN
that is tricky
Holy fuck this bitch is so savage
Fucks her best friends bf then gets him to break up with her and keeps him to herself
Finish it master jeez !
What's wrong poor little thing?
I'm over halfway
When I come home it must be finished.. Also we're gonna watch orange and nise together too
King Krule is pretty kool
Desu post lolis doing loli things
Do your best! Save someone today.
How can you let them prey on me?! Ruthless.
What do they fix?
Dried meat? Like jerky?
Unfortunately. Are you going to create the sona skin? I got the dunk darius and zombie brand from boxes but that's about it in terms of rare skins.
Bully soto for me.
Rehydrate it with your mouth
I like how Desu calls him master, but has to be the one deciding anything to keep the ship from sinking more.
I hate sona
Stop bullying mordin
How lewd are we talking?
Well, I fix practical stuff like when lights won't work or there's any screwing needed done.
Real talk, can you undry dried jerky? Isn't it always going to be that way?
They updated her though and her win rate is through the roof now. Also it's one of those ultimate skins right? I don't really play darius very often either but I try to do it more now that I have the meme skin.
You tell them tokai!
How many adults does it take to change a lightbulb?
I really can't stop him calling me that
Just vanilla-lewd, nothing weird ^^
I'm sure it's possible with some wizardry
Now, back to my meat
Tell him to make dog noises for me. ♥
I have no fitting jokes to insert here.
I get that, but lewd as in a few panty shots or full on fugging?
P-P-PENI INTO VAGOO????
feel better squash
I could boil it or fry it maybe. Put salt on it.
Me neither, I didn't think of a punch line yet.
Be gentle with my meat
Sign me up. I will engage my inner weeb and watch one episode but it HAS TO BE LEWD.
I might be going to get fucked so I will.
It's a VN, and I dont think it has any translations :c
I can't click and fap
That one group that was doing the Mahotsukai fan translation finished, right?
Find a sufficient daddy?
Oh, shit. Right. Guess I'll just pack my huge weeb away again.
He's middle eastern I think.
That or hispanic.
Only 1.4 miles so that's a bonus.
Try to sneak a few pictures for us.
I know how to cook, it'll be fine. I'll make you taste it.
köttbullar och potatis.
You're like a slightly less horny James Bond.
Oh, Colbs, you're here.
Mild and Hasty.
I never liked those movies.
Okay, well, uh... You're like a much more horny Rudolph the red nosed reindeer?
Lav kødboller af hans kød.
Can I taste yours?
Gib hasty pls
Don't be like that. I'm sure your middle eastern daddy will be the bomb. Just think of the bang you're going to be complicit in.
Wow! Some of the new ones were really good! And some of the old ones are good too. A lot of the old ones are pretty decent I think!
I'm sure he'd like that.
He told me to make meatballs with your meat.
Considering I had to pack them for 12 hours a day 7 days a week in a factory I can safely say they are not something I want to see again.
Is mild a decent nature for a trick room set up, or?
Should I build her full tank?
I was trying to get darwin to come in here and tell you how wrong your opinion on them are but he probably won't.
Lewd, we communicated in our secret code.
I couldn't think of any more suicide bomber jokes. He has a vested interest in you?
He's a total bombshell.
Full tank with a speed lowering nature preferably
youdo not understnad
I really really hate sona
What was your Diancie?
Squash and Abdul, sittin' in a tree
Setting off an I - E - D
You'll just have to live knowing that he disapproves, but not enough to where he needed to make an appearance.
But you don't even play the sona lane!
Everyone is foreign somewhere.
Do you still play EUW?
Is this like the times where you grow attached to things but opposite?
The new Ghostbusters was better than the first.
The only place that matters is America
she runs everywhere
I just really hate sona
mindless faceroll katarina button mash rewarded champoon of botlane
I saw it with AM. The black lady did a good job.
Hardly at all, no one else really ever logs on there so I end up playing on NA more than EUW just because that's where people are.
I saw neither. But I won't go see the new one.
USA! USA! USA! god bless.
Could be worse. at least she's not tanky.
And I'm not just saying that for the sake of affirmative action.
Watch anime till like 3am?
C: Kill yourself you miserable piece of weeb shit
Is anyone else like, super in love with the letter C for no reason in particular?
I just stomped a Riven as Kassadin
Felt pretty good
What's your ping like there? 120ish?
135 ms. It's horrible.
Sleep and hope that you die before you wake up.
Fuck off with that C bullshit, G is a much more attractive letter.
even ribbon manes are better than sona manes
MASTER YOUR TASTE IS SO BAD
I know, it suuuuucks. Can't even use Diamond Storm
C > G
Ew. I've started fucking a bit around in ranked on EUW if you want to join in sometime.
What? No. He was in Battle Bunny skin and was talking shit from the beginning.
ゆ is a cute fish
A C is just a U that lost its balance.
I've been doing the thing where I play one ranked a month to stop decay. I only really did placements this season, I'm plat 5.
My 3DS friend code is 2320-6364-5568
I'll get you mine after work at 5
I'm going to commit necrophilia with yoshika !
Wanna battle me? :3
I haven't really been training.
So much as catching one of everything so I can have most of the dex filled out in Sun and Moon.
Get to it!
Besides, only fags play LoL.
I'm trying to catch mawiles to get one with a good I.V. spread for my purposes!
They don't want to come out of hiding!
So we're both fags then
not breeding one
Do you even Pogeyman?
Nope, don't play LoL.Try again.
no ditto or suitable parents with alreadyDecent ivs.
Aren't at least three I.V.s determined by the parents?
I will make you a fag, then
Oh, you don't have either? That sucks
We could always battle online on Showdown
Ew, Rin would probably be easier.
I WILL MAKE YOU PLAY MOBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I might have a suitable father,
but I don't think I have anything with halfway decent I.V.s to use.
Which was why I was trying to get a Mawile with three to begin with.
After that, breeding spree time.
Also trying to get all pokes for that sweet shiny charm masuda swaggermons.
MOBAs are ded colbs~
I have a 6IV Ditto lol, thank Cup for that
MOBAS NEVER DIE!
Is it english, tho?
Dota 2 ist dead.
Try wonder trade for the mawile, I get a lot of my breeding material from there
Is this legal?
wanna find out?
I'll be that dick that puts level 10 evolved element monkeys onto wonder trade.
I just use them to gauge popularity okay?
I just wonder trade my breeding rejects
As long as you don't donate to twitch cam whores.
Will I be a qt anime grill if I get a hoodie with cat ears
Sounds like fun!
Grim, for serious, I am making pumpkin curry. How to spice it up a bit?
What if Colbs is one of those cam whores?
Donating to twitch streamers
I'm not 12.
is grim here?
Step 1: Do not make/eat curry.
Grim you here?
Pumpkin curry isn't supposed to be that spicy you dumb fuck
I dont know anything do i
i need some right now
Then I wouldn't believe you.
Good, I thought you might donate.
Like crushed red pepper or actual red peppers?
I am a wee bit constipated and curry sounded better than prune juice :D
Hey, does anybody know if Grim's around?
Murder what the fuck happened to you. I miss your narcissism.
Next time have a glass of water with the block of sharp cheddar.
Lol fuck no
Powder. But yeah what Grim said
Also any kind of pepper would work, red is just the most common
That's a better idea.
I'll give people mawiles for days.
Oh, well then.
FEELS GOOD MAN: why did grim give your phone number out?
Chii: did he?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: said he got it off of ian?
Chii: yeah he did
Chii: like a creep
Chii: stole it off his phone
FEELS GOOD MAN: so this actually happened then
Chii: did he post my number in thread or something?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: a little bit ago
FEELS GOOD MAN: you didnt hear?
Chii: guess i'll ask bebop to ban him
FEELS GOOD MAN: hey you do you baby boo
Would you donate if she was a loli?
rough take of "Sugar Kiss"
Don't sing that one too often, you'll get cavities.
I get less aggressive when I am drunk
I don't get it
I just want a little zing in my zang if ya know what I am sayin
I want to draw just like this. buff anthro cuties
Once you get one, that is
I think Grim has that notification thingy installed
So you wanna go watch legal japanese pornography together? I bet that's what that is, considering they have to censor everything.
They need money too you know.
You're welcome. Red pepper powder is generally used for generic spice so use that
I know he, Erin, and Scarlet all have it.
How many people have you had sex with?
It's Erin's bot thing.
It archives posts and if anything is on its list, it'll send out an email.
oh you know I will~
I love it so much
it's simple and sweet. tho those chords are hard.
+1 to Erin, Grim, and Scarlet's inbox.
I want to cum on Loodz' stomach after a night of vigorous fucking
GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM
They just need cummies or whatever the meme is these days
Technically, it's all paprika.
Paprika is the generic term for ground, dried peppers.
But in US English, paprika is usually sweeter peppers.
My favorite color is scarlet.
It's a pretty dreary and grim day here.
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS
Im not your Erin boy
Rin on the internet
Your digestive system isn't keen on processing five pounds of cheddar while dehydrated.
You must first become the buff anthro cutie.
Developing skills sounds pretty hard. Glad I don't have to deal with any of that.
I can't think of a joke for Erin.
CULINARY INSIGHT IS NEVER A BAD THING, YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE.
That's a sudden question, why are you asking?
Oh, so you can just filter your name and it sends you an email if someone mentions it?
Ey cutie, whatchu up to?
How tall are you Bew?
VENGANCE IS IN MY HEART, DEATH IS IN MY HAND
BLOOD AND REVENGE ARE HAMMERING IN MY HEAD
NOT WHEN I KNEW IT ALREADY
MURDER WILL JUST GO TO THE PANTRY AND GRAB THE THING LABELED RED PEPPER POWDER
is that like the new netflix n chill?
You think the tub of greek yogurt after 6 beers did it ?
I have a bit of everything. It will just require some taste testing.
im 6 foot 1 and tons of fun
I believe so.
You have to ask Erin to set it up if you're that paranoid about people talking about you.
Suck a dick, triple nipple.
HE EATS LIKE ALL FAST FOOD SO PROBABLY.
You told me and I forgot.
I just wanted to see if I remembered correctly.
There's not dick here I would suck.
Scarlet shades lie 'erin this grim place.
I have the mawile I've used since the start of the game.
But I'm fairly sure its I.V.s are rubbish.
It worked for PvE.
Want some Mawiles?
You're getting so old, Colby.
I mean, if you're a loser who can't handle dairy I guess.
Go to a spic market and there will be a package of multiple ground peppers bundled together, varying in color and spiciness.
Okay, I was reaching, and it should have been 'ere in, but you know.
Not even Smiles'?
We hit an impasse and she wanted to suck my dick.
If you say my name without context more than twice in 5 mins I'm gonna assume you want this dick.
Boo x Rin is pretty OTP.
Sorry, Tokai. Looks like you're getting cucked.
Rule #1 of spice: start with a little and increase slowly
WHAT A FAT AMERICAN
Cast it away
is that a fruit
its actually boo x tokai x rin
rin and tokai will never be strong enough to top so they need me
But his dick is massive.
JUST IMAGINE ALL THE FUCKING CHINS.
Sounds 2 gay 4 me, sorry gaiboi
More like wondering why anyone would care enough to get EMAILS sent to them when someone on an online board mentions them
What did I say previously? I've been with 4.
Is it like you and Tokai spitroasting Rin?
BECAUSE USING CTRL+F IS APPARENTLY REALLY HARD.
Because he's a pajeet.
And there's still poop.
no its probably a train with me in the back?
idk i'd rail the shit out of that dutch refugee tbh fam
It's truly a grim day when arbitrary standards mean you want Grim's dick.
Couldn't I use it as a foot hold, and try to breed things with actual I.V.s into it until I get a half decent child to replace it?
It's a pogeymans.
Take the poo to the loo
I'm too blue for this
these pretzels are making me thirsty
Grim erin scarlet
You're like a little Grim.
I mean, if you WANT
GRIM ITS THE LOO WITCH
SHE'S COMING FOR YOUR TOILET
QUICK, STOP HER
Yeah I'm off too.
The main point was 'caring' enough
I would only ever check an old thread if I was told there was something particularly entertaining there
I thought reading old threads was a meme
everybody is leaving me
Don't worry, I'll have a great time on your behalf.
Well, I'm going to have to assume that's true.
Boo, I'm leaving you.
i dont care if some dog fucker chick killer boy rapist leaves me
yeah you sound like you don't care one bit
The boy rapist is new.
Grim shades of scarlet are truly an erin-y sight.
Wouldn't it be quicker than trying to catch one with I.V.s?
At least in theory?
Because of the battle resort?
Pretty sure it is.
Someone occasionally leaves offline messages when I'm asleep by just copy/pasting a post and commenting on it.
That's about the most effort I'll do.
I can't even pay attention to the majority of posts in the thread I'm actually posting in.
What if we just ad anyone who uses the notification thing to our post at the bottom.
Would that render it useless?
do you think this is serious bernsa
Then why are there tears rolling down your face?
that sounds really tedious
I think you are serious almost all the time, actually
now that he's gone rinsu
how are we gonna convince tokai of this threesome?
you will never leave Boo like his dad did 19 years ago
*VIOLENT CAN CRASHING*
the hell are you doing, squash
A very large dog most likely.
IM GONNA TAKE YOU OUT TO THE WOODSHED AND
A very large dog.
BUTT STALKER TROLLS
I'll find a way, but this may be a grim undertaking.
I'm just going to assume he copied that and that wasn't an inb4.
I think that'll be best on my sanity.
it's funny to me either way.
Take your gubbermint given antidepressants and go back to eating paste, little one.
Big Brother has got your back.
I Just had a giant molten chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on top
I'm gonna fuckin die
somehow I think you'll be fine.
i was thinking you'd look best in a scarlet dress when i bend you over
the outcome will be most GRIM
I was gonna assume an infarction tbh.
Not if you use dexnav chaining
Must be this high to ride.
We know nothing of his cholesterol levels or fat intake. Only that he binges on sweets. I do too but I lift so it's k
and the puzzle pieces fall neatly into place
Ice cream on hot stuff is just a bad combination.
SQUASH MAKE THE THREAD
like we rehearsed
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH KAYB.
you will never get to go on a date with Test at Six Flags because he wouldn't be able to ride anything with you while you hold hands
you're kind of on fire today
You sound like you'd be too rough with my butt.
I don't want to lose scarlet blood from there,
it'd be a grim situation. You might even cause
I FUCKING TRY BUT THEN THEY'RE LIKE "NAW DOG, NO MAWILES HERE."
I have like a 4500 calorie diet and I end up fine.
Someone had to say it, Lenko.
Boredom is a terrible thing.
all that fapping to traps burns up a lot of those, I'm sure
PSA: Spoiler all gay furry porn. kthx
it's pretty fun yo practice however and I LOVE THE BEARS
Being bored and practicing my drawings
i actually prefer some really red emotional attachment in my sex so that means i probably wouldnt be so rough
Most of my calorie burning is just running these days.
Pretty much it.
JUST DO IT
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
Your metabolism is very fast, good for you.
That or the calories you take in are empty.
SLUT, FUCK YOU.