Unofficial Scootalooo thread

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Unofficial Scootalooo thread

All urls found in this thread:
https://youtu.be/xc8e0ASIZyQ?t=1m38s
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
http://tohosort.comoj.com/
Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

viable does not mean broken

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

Nigel Farage thread.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

Hail lord Satan~

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

.

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

nerfed into the ground after being used in the LCS constantly

Sure seems like a case of the OPs to me

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

,,

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

Uhuh

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

-stare-

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

Did you find out about this with an experiment?

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

k

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

I don't know how to make chips from a potato
Keep burning them or cutting them wrong

GOD HAS ABANDONED US
AND I WILL NOT HAVE HOMEMADE SCANNER CHIPS

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

wow the most i've squirted is like 6

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Not at all.
Your second highest is Neutral Evil, mine is Neutral Good.

We're like mirrors.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Oh, you're true neutral too?
Let me cum in your kapsalon then fam

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

-pets jew beard-

(Dak)
I love her

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Get Subaru'd.

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

how do you fuck up chips?

lewd

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Scanner is a mess

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

1206751
Do you like the Turks?

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

weak

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

Nathan Hernandez
Nathan Hernandez

I'm using an oven, and I probably cut them too thin.

I fuck up a lot of things a normal person takes for granted.

Took me a month to learn how to do a slipknot for a recycling cardboard bailer.

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

I refuse to believe you're anything other than chaotic evil

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

Why are you posting imgs at me

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

He's chaotic neutral.

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

i can converse with turks so you decide

Okay.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

I feel like pancakes

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

cut em fat, part boil em, oven cook them in oil and seasoning

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

Try microwaving them first scanner then crisp in oven

Luis Green
Luis Green

lol, beth's horse figured out the meaning of the universe, and was paralyzed

Nolan Richardson
Nolan Richardson

round and flat

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

I will crush anyone who tries to violate you without my consent!

Baaaa raaaam yeeew!
That's the sound of my tummy trying to crawl out of me and find a more responsible owner...

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

why not lol

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

Are you my Dak?

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

He's so evil tho

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

That's very unusual you know.
But my knowledge only extends to Mandarin.

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

i don't like it...

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Gotta be bad sometimes

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

More chaotic.
He hasn't destroyed himself yet. Until he does, then he's neutral.

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

is this bettter?

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Soto being neutral is bull shit.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

no... i'm blind so i only recognize people by their avatar

Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

Link test

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

So does my consent mean anything?

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

That seems about right.

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

Fucked those up too, right and proper.

Made a pan ball of lard.

I could make a legit list of shit I can't do what people can do.

I didn't even boil em. Just peeled a potato, cut them into odd thinnish, thickesh chunks and thrown them in a baking tray with foil and covered in oil. Jiggling them for 10 minutes a time, up to 40 minutes.

Don't have microwave. ;w;

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

LOL Catbug is literally the best

https://youtu.be/xc8e0ASIZyQ?t=1m38s

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

someone else called me this name before so i may be theirs

how confident are you in your Mandarin?

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

Looks like we were made for each other

I do both good and bad things Ian

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

seasoning
The only thing that should go on fries is salt.

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

no fun allowed.... ever

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

我会说一点儿中文。

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

For a second there I was like "why would you want to make chips at home".

And then I was like "oh right, British".

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

Please don't lie to me, I waited forever to see you again

What do you mean? I'm not your wife, you can have fun

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

catbug and puppycat together?

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

peeled
OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

Then again that screenshot is like a year or two old

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Wait.
Is this actually Dak?
Or is Au-US calling people by the wrong name again?

I bet you're a necromancer.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

PUT A LITTLE FENCE AROUND IT

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

...not married

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

no it's an announcement saying from now on bee and puppycat and Bravest warriors are going to be released exclusively to a phone app that's probably going to cost money and isn't available outside the US

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

hi thread !

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Are you my Wish?

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

omg ;-;

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

interesting, would you like to see how far our hip hop scene has come?

will you label me a liar

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Did you even enjoy marriage?

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

Thought so.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Buying people drugs and alcohol doesn't count as "good", Soto

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

Buying people drugs and alcohol doesn't count as "good", Soto

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Nope

William Jackson
William Jackson

I did

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

I couldn't imagine rapping in mandarin.
Speaking was a nightmare, but singing?
No way.
Did, you get married to the loathsome?

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

Things SCANNER fucked up in/cannot do properly:

Drinking in moderation
Cooking
Tie shoelaces
Shitpost
Speak longer than 4 sentences without drooling on self
Solve simple math problems
Remember a poster's name for longer than a week
Basically not act like an invalid

The list goes on.

Welp, I just spent money on a peeler for something I shouldn't even be doing.

I'm sick of buying them from the chippy, I wanna make my own and save money and be proud of something.

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

No, I'm saying we call them fries here, so I was very momentarily confused. What you call "crisps" we call chips, so I thought you were making "crisps" at home.

William Cooper
William Cooper

*pet*

ya dun goofed
anything potato is improved by part boiling it
unless its frozen, in which case forgo that shit

i like herbs, black pepper, and garlic
blow me nigger

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

What

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Weren't you the anarchist tho

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

You enjoyed having your balls in a vice grip?

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

Okay.

no blacks in China to promote that culture? that's a shame. Here, have a taste;

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

They're called Freedom Fries.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

thats what marriage is

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

hi

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Speak.

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Oh damn I remember when Ditto was banned because you could swept entire teams with it

It was crazy

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Well, I probably ended up making 'crisps' considering I didn't cut them big enough.

So part boil, cut, then roast in oven with oil for 20 minutes?

Fucking recipe said nothing about part boiling... but that's just gonna add extra time... ;w;

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

qt send nudes

Robert James
Robert James

What do you mean by "okay"?

Did you take away any of her freedoms?

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

It's probably due to the loyalty to friends/family/would you be honest questions
I poisoned the king

Levi Young
Levi Young

Retook this shit and still the same
In your fucking face Ian

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

Chinese generally despise anyone not Chinese. Hell they even hate southern Chinese.
But they do hiphop despite the over bearing government.

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

hmm

James Sanders
James Sanders

that is what marriage is

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

hows my ban today?

cut, part boil til slightly soft, drain (and dry ideally), apply oil and seasoning, insert into oven
good chips are like any other good potato thing, they take time

who are you again?

Dominic Lewis
Dominic Lewis

Lies

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

buu

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

'Oll korrect'

the mainland is a vast land, considering India has so many castes it would only make sense for China to follow suit

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

So its my ban now
?

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

Far better name than something with French in the name being so commonplace.

I have a deep fryer, I don't know how you're supposed to make fries without one so good luck.

Blake Murphy
Blake Murphy

I have a deep fryer, I don't know how you're supposed to make fries without one so good luck.

fucking americans

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

put oil in pan

heat oil

put chopped potatoes into oil

????

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

Absolutely not.

How ya feelin' now, Doodad?

Ararararar!

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

Not too mention China finally ended their communist regime. So they probably feel a close to their fellow country men.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

deep frying

Cameron Campbell
Cameron Campbell

What if there is no potato

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Ok, I'll do what I did with a shitposter who taught me how to cut rice; keeping this on a sticky note so I won't forget. .w.

I only fuck up rice in at 65/35 chance now.

Well, with all things, you just gotta throw it and see what sticks.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

That sounds like it makes sense, but every person but you in this thread is saying "no man it don't work like that" etc.

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

-leaves thread-

-leaves thread-

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

k baaaai

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

yay

All the stupid fucking americans who haven't touched a hob in their lives and live by the magic of plastic sealing are saying that

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Sauce?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

I just wanna make the most out of my oven, and not just use it for boiling and frying. ;w;

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Much the same teally. Im going to try and tip now. If it doesn't work. Welp.
Ive just begun cooking
Atleast im lawful good, apparently

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

I'm actually a really nice guy irl

I only bully you guys online because you guys really don't matter

Technically buying/giving drugs and alcohol to others doesn't make you a bad guy, quite the opposite

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

qt is American?

Damn I learn something every day.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

*don't matter at all

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

he may as well be if he can't cook chips

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

MY LIFE IS CHANGED

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

no true Scotsman

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

chopped potatoes

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

argument fallacies to justify how you're not dumb for having to use a deep frier

reaching much test

Logan King
Logan King

No one can be as incompetent as me
Otherwise, you are me
SCANIMUS WHEN

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

The heck I don't believe nobody is evil here.

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

ok im bored link test pls

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

accurate pic

'Cause you have a good heart! Nothing to be ashamed of.

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

Scanner should be the next Holla Forums admin.
So when shit goes wrong we can have drama over his incompetence.

John Collins
John Collins

glorious

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

i totally don't have a bunch of them saved~

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

Rarararara the amarillo armadillos

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

Ok, there is drama, and there is domestic abuse.
There is a clear line between the two,

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

Have the other one as well.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

YEAH I FUCKING BANNED YOU, YOU FUCK
You said I wouldn't but I did!
Wait, that wasn't you? Shut up, I only had 6 and a half cans

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

Mod abuse

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

ooohhhhhh woa woawoawoawoooooah

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

It's true

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

k

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

I will fucking beat you if you talk back to me, boy.

Like that?

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

ilu

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

D-does t-this accurate <4

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

I'm beating myself AS I'M TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW!
pls punish me .///.

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Can we stop making 360 degree videos please

please

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

God, until the other day I did not notice how much dust was on my piano.

I need to play more.

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

It is an argument though. Because you felt like starting an argument and insulting me and my country.

I have a deep fryer. I use it often. I could probably make cookies on the stove, but it's easier to make them in the fucking oven. I've never had to attempt fried food without a deep fryer because I own one, so I have LESS EXPERIENCE IN COOKING FRIED FOOD WITHOUT ONE, so I told Scanner I would not be able to give him any advice that wasn't COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT THAT PISSED YOU OFF?

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

ilu

soto loves errbody tho... or thats what he tells them to get in they pantsu. he will literally hump anything that walks

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

no

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

It is an argument though. Because you felt like starting an argument and insulting me and my country.
I have a deep fryer. I use it often. I could probably make cookies on the stove, but it's easier to make them in the fucking oven. I've never had to attempt fried food without a deep fryer because I own one, so I have LESS EXPERIENCE IN COOKING FRIED FOOD WITHOUT ONE, so I told Scanner I would not be able to give him any advice that wasn't COMMON FUCKING SENSE.
WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT THAT PISSED YOU OFF?

Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Soto

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

Majestic.
I actually had a 3rd one as well.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

He's saying 'Git Gud, casual'.
Even I know that.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

Gros.

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Fuck yes, sexual lobster.

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

Oi Oi

whats good freeman

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Filthy casual

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

Fucking normies

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

this test is bullshit

you first

it is and always was
when i say "my ban", i mean "my vaourite ban"

pan
enjoy having a grand total of 8 chips on your plate

heres hoping you do better next time
8 fucked up my bread loaf today, accidentally left the yeasty mixture for an hour longer than it should have been left, and it barely rose as a result

implying i cant cook chips

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

I don't know how you're supposed to make fries without one so good luck.

if you say this you are stupid. simple as that.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

Just chilling today and keeping the stress levels really low

Isaiah Hall
Isaiah Hall

fukken a man... youre awesome

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

There's not enough questions to qualify a reasonable answer.

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

im not sure this thing is very accurate

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

Finally.

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

Hm.

Maybe you want to be a servant girl to a strict but fair mistress?

♪Armadillo by morning...♫

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

oi oi wi wi weewee Oui Oui

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

only those under the iron curtain may truly understand the benefits

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

Sorry, I'll behave.
But yeah, you get the point.
I should not be allowed any sort of responsibility whatsoever.

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

ENJOY HAVING A GRAND TOTAL OF 8 CHIPS ON YOUR PLATE
BECAUSE MY PANS ARE ALL SO SMALL THAT I CAN'T EVEN COOK ONE POTATO'S WORTH OF CHIPS
SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM, QT.

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

i have made a graph

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

Yeah okay I'm stupid.

God, you're a fucking exhausting person.

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

.

John Anderson
John Anderson

AT LEAST HE HAS CHIPS AND NOT BURNT SHREDDED BURNT PISS ;w;

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Russia cares deeply about you.
They even went to war with Turkey for you.

Carson White
Carson White

if that were the case you'd never get me to admit it. never.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

also being chaotic neutral

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

FROM NOW ON YOU WILL NOW REFER TO ME AS
BETTY

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

I wish I had more of those saved as webms.

No problem, that's all of them I had.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

order fish and chips
be disappointed when you get french fries instead of potato chips

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

I HAVE SOME TOO.
MADE IN A PAN.

AND I HAVE A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN EIGHT.

William Roberts
William Roberts

or proper phrasing

i own a small frying frying pan, a medium frying pan, and a colossal hunk of iron that can also be used to cook sunday dinners in. i prefer using my oven.

fucking murder them

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

I sense it. Your feelings betray you.

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

thatll do SD, thatll do...

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

I saw it.

Good job.

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

So Sama, what should I post today?

Julian Price
Julian Price

it's always a situational gamble with slavs, but again you should ask: how much does politics belong in (what some say) a predecessor to what was once on 7chan and/or /b/

Parker Long
Parker Long

Ur a goodie wew
We can be frens
And you singing a country song y'all

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Wow, I'm not even drunk and I caused an argument over fucking potatoes.

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

uhhuh lol

calling fench fries chips...

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

japanese girls licking doorknobs...

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

waffles too

american waffles are gross

they are like pies
like what

waffles are supposed to be soft and bendy

american waffles are like hagrids attempts at cooking

aaaa I usually overcook foof

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

If I were to pick a person that caused it I wouldn't pick you.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

I had that, like, ONE picture

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Being lawful or chaotic
Being good or evil

You're all disgusting extremists.
Only neutrality will lead the way to peace.

Then I have no fucking idea how you only get 8 chips out of it.
That isn't even a full potato, you know?

Welcome to Holla Forums.
We'll ague about anything.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

pretty sure you're mistaken mistress

must be sensing some other slut

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

bump

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

Thats kinda what I thought it meant.

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

okay... uhh
images of anime with poorly translated subtitles then

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Perhaps very little. But they need those delicious warm water ports. Otherwise, we can't get their vodka

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

mfw sabs stilll hasnt said hi
it got weird didnt it

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

I guess that's about right?

Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

Better to overcook than to get poisoned, is what I always say.

... I don't get it. ._.

That's true.
Even the discord on /pol/ is more well behaved.
And all they do is yell 'REEEEE!' at each other.

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

I'll neutrally put this dick in dat ass

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

Is that at me?

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

/v/ has invaded /pol/ it seems.

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Yeah, go get 'em, tiger.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

George Strait, Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Willie Nelson are required by state law.

You're cruisin' for a bruisin', you little slut.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
For my rudeness, you may hit me as hard as you like anywhere except my face.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

You are free to provide something of actual significance if you would like, IKT.
You don't always have to post and be ignored by most people.

It's ok. We don't judge.

Oh golly~!

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

I do not have such content =(

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

sorry

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

exactlyyy

Nathan Reyes
Nathan Reyes

giving me permission to hit it

isnt this how it got weird?

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

We'll talk when you can pull this one off.

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

would this mean your interests solely lie in vodka?

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

wanna fist?

You'll have to school me sometime.
Hey ehat timedo you finish at the boats on Saturday?
Plans this weekend?

Levi White
Levi White

Have more in common with a Swede than most of the people here
This could be a source of over-whelming concern.

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

ok, sooo....

YOUR OC
post your shoops, the more poorly rendered the better

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

westboro baptist

well i knew she was southern but this is ridiculous

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

For now?
No, there's some ice cream and cheesecake waiting for me in the fridge that's singing my name. Perhaps maybe this weekend I can finally have a drink. Anyways, see you.

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

That or they're just as autistic as each other.

WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS I MUST KNOW

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

Probably because you're a goddamn faggot.

Carson Green
Carson Green

You are asking for it

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

toodaloo Anon-kun

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

that was the longest pasta toob I have ever seen

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

kawai

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

It's called a penis, Neru.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

that alignment test did everyone right but me

lets go play games squash

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

*pet*

go away, clap, the adults are talking

That isn't even a full potato, you know?
cutting pussy sized chips

good

Bentley Gomez
Bentley Gomez

It cut off my I.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

I wouldn't be throwing any stones if I were you.

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

ohhh yeah

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

I'm not even suppose to be awake.
I might call in.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

-w-

Austin James
Austin James

Get an I patch then.

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

good very good

what do you want to play? starbound?
im down to buy a game

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

I will shatter your glass house.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Not yet, but you will be.

Eh, probably. Whaddaya gonna do, right?

Probably around 5pm my time. It depends on how much there is to do around the shop and how busy the lake is. I don't have plans yet. :3

If things go well, we'll book larger venues.

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

not cutting your fucking potato.

Two cuts in each direction is 9 chips, and they're hulking too.

Robot Girls Z.
According to google.

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

enjoy that restricted freedom and criminalized self interest

Hope Tokai doesn't mind

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Don't judge me.

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Literally kill yourself.
I can't even.

I don't know. Hold off until I decide if I'm even staying home.

Loco and Sabs.
Live at the Vatican.

James Torres
James Torres

One of us, one of us, one of us!

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

hit it apparently...

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

We do nothing but judge you.

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

well hurry up retard
we can go play overwatch with test

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

You can just spit-roast me, it's fine.

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

hey soto when will you let me borrow mordin for a day or two?

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

I'll know by tonight. I need to be awake enough to drive, but I can't sleep.

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

there is some intense lip biting going on right now

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

but it was hollow

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

I make OC gifs of a camgirl I like

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

never gets old...

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

I'm not his to begin with!

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Lovely.

Yes, most penises have a urethra.

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

Ouch my arm

I was going to suggest a stream if you weren't busy. Eh it can be a last resort heh.
Boat things wee

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

then lets start playing now you stupid spic

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

moar

Logan White
Logan White

i cant be fucked with doing anything
send help

its not a manly sized chip if it isnt at least the size of your fist

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

you know what I mean

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

I'm working at the moment.

Also I have the pale skin that would make the statue of David green with envy.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

you also slaughter ducklings
you on battle net?
im just about ready

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

"Are we the bad guys?"

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Sexualizing this makes it objectively more entertaining for me. The context is irrelevant.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

A slaughter is more around 20 people.
My kill count is single digits, TP.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

What's the source?

Got it, you don't even cut the fucking things.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

He'll be the oldest boy ever to have been fisted there.

It appears we are at an impasse.

Bites your lip. Hard.

Fun! What did you have in mind?

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Thanks Rin, you look after me so well.

I know exactly what you need to do.
You need to get something over and done with that should be done today. Or tommorow.

Like laundry, should act as a break to 'reset' your head and wait till you want to do something else. You're just oversated with shitposting now. You're full on the silly buffet.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

And hopefully not the last.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

And that's all I have in this folder

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

I like the way you think
Tokai gets the mouth, just saiyan

Next Monday sounds good

Camden Rodriguez
Camden Rodriguez

Oh shit hey freeman, welcome to Holla Forums, ya cunt.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

shoop krautchannel /a/

*hits it

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

WELL it was a pretty meaty pasta so there is that

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

welcome
I am confused. Why am I suddenly getting the welcome wagon?

Caleb Wood
Caleb Wood

The joke has run its course.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

you hear that mordin?
monday

yes yes im sure
so can we play now?
im really bored

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

laaaaame moar

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

I'm still working.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

Either I forgot where you are from and who you are, and remembered wrongly; OR I just noticed you.

... or both.

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

what?
you said you had to be asleep and were gonna call in for work
how are you working?

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

I mean, my spirit animal is a demon maid.
It only makes sense that I think like a demon maid.

What's the anime you slut.

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

$#@%#^^%@#$#

Wait! That wasn't a green light!

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

Working on non work related work.

Personal work.

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

I knoww

but it was like the length of 1 and a half normal pasta tubes

I did not know pastas could get that long I thought the pasta machine that makes pasta out of pasta plants or pasta grass or pasta floor or whatever had a fixed length it cut the pasta into like moulds

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

I can make more, I have many of her videos archived, only for personal use though.

Scanner, we've shitposted together for years. We don't talk much, but I'm pretty sure we've been shitposting along side eachother for a while now.

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

He's workin' on that tan.

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

Ich habe keine Ahnung

calling ME a slut

Kevin James
Kevin James

shut the fuck up you retard
let's play

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

Gesundheit?

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

bring me a maid costume when you come visit?

Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

*hits it anywai

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

I don't know where you want me to go with this.

I would have to go outside for that.

I have to finish this.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

for personal use

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

no you dont
quit drawing furry crap and do something with your life
like bond with me

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Windows exist for a reason. Besides, if you're technically indoors, you can do it naked. You'll even have reasonable doubt when they call the police.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

In English, you whore.

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

I mean like I'm not going to sell them or upload them anywhere

Now do you want gifs or not?

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

More like a semen demon maid, amirite?

Did you read the spoiler I posted about dark Lord Subaru?

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

28days?

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

What implied drawing?

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

...ive spent waaay too much time on german imageforums

i dont know what anime

David Butler
David Butler

H-Hello

Nope, and I don't really wanna know it

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

of course...

Julian Stewart
Julian Stewart

look
videogames
when are you done
now?

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

Reinhardt was the protagonist this whole time
Subaru is the Villian in the making

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

I'll play now if it's ranked.
I want purple money.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

greetings

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

I wasn't sure what to say, so I just #$%$#$%$-ed at ya. ♥

Fine, but you will be required to clean up some messes.

But it was an impasse!
An impaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

Oh yeah! We talked about that a few days. ago. Sounds like a hoot.

Nathan James
Nathan James

idk if i can ranked but its really close
you ready?

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

He still can't.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

You're being redundant.
It's really unnecessary to say what kind of demon when you're talking about demon maids.

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

Okay well I got to make them randomly... or do you want webms?

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

What a NERD

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

Just get in Discord.

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

are you THAT ren?

Isaiah Taylor
Isaiah Taylor

You need to be a more encouraging influence in his life.

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

oh that's fine i don't mind dust

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

webms of course...

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

Don't mind me, I'm just saving away.

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Let's hope they're flexible tho

Levi Kelly
Levi Kelly

Is this canon? o.o
I don't think I can root for Reinhardt

P-Please don't stare

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

i chose to end the stalemate...

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

:3~

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

anyone else wanna join the overwatch squad

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

You should totes upload your lewd folder.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

Sans Luka.

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Brutal.

William Moore
William Moore

Of course it is, do I look like someone who tells lies?

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

Alright, now I got to find a decent scene...

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Stop being so lewd master

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

A hoot and hollah, its a rugged quality as is natural with the shooting style
We shall see ^^

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

.

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

Tbh, Subaru being a villain in the making makes sense.
He's already got the being completely incapable part down.

Only one way to find out.

I don't think it is.
I don't want to believe R*n would ignore me.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

Desu there's these things called tweezers
they work wonders

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

...

You can't just act unilaterally like that!

Scoodad, what are you up to now?

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

Test.

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

is it making you uncomfy?

i'm not from hunger games if that's what you're wondering

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

???

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

it was an executive decision... someone has to wear the bigboi pants

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

no... the otherone

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

Ghost, Church, and R*n
Ahhh
The nostalgia hurts.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Words like that will get you nowhere
http://tohosort.comoj.com/
take this

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

They have joined the afterlife.
F

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

spread em

shut up slut

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

What a gross OP.

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Just nomming, watching some GoT, waiting for washing machines to finish
in an hour
its 10:10pm

Nothing terribly exciting. Tis a boring night, but boring is needed to offset the excitement in this workd. Ying yang. Bataclan.
Et tu, sabbe?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

i never watched that bit

if youre not deep fat frying a whole fucking potato youre a pussy

yup, but, laziness

David Parker
David Parker

post old shit
guaranteed replies

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

And you expect me and subtle to indulge your disgusting fantasies.. Have fun with gator fucker mordin

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

that's a no

looks like Rin is trying to get something through to you

William Bennett
William Bennett

I have an old one of these

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

Post the cap where Alice fucks a dog.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

...im seeing the pattern

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

i will not...

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

I will print them out and sent it to you via air mail..

Yes definitely

Mostly I just worry for your eyes looking at such a poor sight

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

you are huh

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

Betray your master.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Rest in rip in pepperoni those guys.

What, no dinner first?

I what?

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

You're going to get a hands-on education in stain removal.

You better keep those bigboi pants on, Mister!

I need to do laundry too! Every time I start, something comes up. I'm wearing laundry day clothes here!

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

Why is Nue and Minamitsu so low..

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

yep

...nope, not again

Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

i thought you wanted me to use my mouth

James Brooks
James Brooks

I thought I known you at /ssft/, but I got you mixed up with Burt for a second, my bad.

Samuel James
Samuel James

I'll give you candy.

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

the bigboi pants are really more like assless chaps tbh

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

Those gators must've taught him well cause he's pretty good at what he does

Pretty sure Subtle doesn't know what to do half the time and falls right asleep afterwards
God damn inexperienced twink

You are the dinner

Not even lol

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

54

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

You are a naughty sabrina. Dirty pony i cant wait to hose you down

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

my allegiances cannot be bought... anymore

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

33. Remilia Scarlet

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

42

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

I thought I was desert?

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

We both know that's not true

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

Then I shall wait.

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

i need to make a shrine for mai waifu :/

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

dont worry so much =b

William Garcia
William Garcia

Kinda wanna pet Nico.

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Because they're A SHIT! A SHIT!
It's still in the upper 50%.

James Bailey
James Bailey

These webms aren't coming out so good, maybe I'll stick to giffs

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

be waiting a very long time if its for me...

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

Then I long time I shall wait.......

Parker Hernandez
Parker Hernandez

its whatever freefree... if its easier we can pick a new subject matter v. not posting anything

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

I want to use it too.

$#$#%$@#

Scoot, would you still be my friend if I wore smelly clothes 'cause I never got to do laundry?

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

.
.

.

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

The gator thing isn't true.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

all we have is time...

welcome my son, welcome to the machine

Oliver Green
Oliver Green

do I keep picking teemo in tr ranked

all the way to challenjour or bronz

whichever cums frist

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

that dirty mouth!

*grabs the soap

Isaiah Ramirez
Isaiah Ramirez

it's a pretty mouth. it's wasted on me and all my talking.

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

I'm just gonna go back in time then

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

we are not friends
don't make me post the log where you talk about them.....

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

wat

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

desu is always an excellent choice

John Carter
John Carter

Yes, you could do worse.
I'd just encourage paired laundry night to avoid such situations
Or i c-could do the laundry

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

DESU!

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

Play him until you "bust"

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

Not as bad as kaguya.
You have no such logs.

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

A simpler time on the internet

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Classic mem

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

posting jissou to freefree's desu

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

Would you, though?

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

I'll remember that i'm only number 54 on your list.

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Never tell your password to anyone.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
2:22 AM - Mordin: boy I really wanna fuck a gator don't tell anyone though xp

excuse me ???

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

I'm not really posting desu girl, I am posting old shit

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

what happened to desu?

Jason Davis
Jason Davis

but you told me teemo or bust

Blake Green
Blake Green

like

idk

yeah, but only if they were cool wih it

i mean like if it's just a normal dude who wants to live who happens to be ant sized no way, but in theory, yeah

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Best doll won.

Ryan James
Ryan James

shit...

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

lol

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

I'd do that for like a fiver.

Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

desu you were just telling soeto not to lie...

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

I did but maybe it should be Teemo and bust.

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Yay! It's all yours!
But for serial, I have to get going now. I hope you have a great night, Scooter. I love ya lots.

Blarararar. I gotta go anyway. I hope you're proud of yourself!

Lolo, you pretty little slut. I have to get going, so your punishment will have to wait. i♥u and I hope you have a wonderful night. *squish*

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

meh... ima keep dumping

so crafty

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Ilu2
Keep safe
Ciaowiedersehen

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

all i have is regret...

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

Girls need animal ears.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

I'm not though, my folders are just terribly organized that I can't choose any one thing to post so I go by date T_T

I'm an awful shitposter

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Bye! <33

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

Number 54 on the list but at least like top 5 in my heart!
You were talking about gators before 2:22 AM today.

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

my sorting method is by far the worst...

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

at least you know where your shit is

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

WTB social skills.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

I'll take it.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

only as a reply to your disgusting fantasy...

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

<4

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

about half of it...

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

But will you ever return it?
I'll get angry with you mister.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

i have a feeling this is a commonly shared opinion

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

Maybe I just need to live somewhere where the chicks are easier than Kirby's Epic Yarn.

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

When I can exchange it for a higher ranking I will.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez


So, the middle east?

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

you

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

I meant like most small to mid sized towns in England.

William Brown
William Brown

...folder gets a little strange from here

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Being top 5 still makes your actual ranking ambiguous enough.
I'm not mad!!

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

(add me on Steam?)

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

jissou abuse.... waaaay before fluffy

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

i dont have steam... use hangouts

[email protected]

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Jissou/fluffy abuse makes me super sad. ;-;

William Gray
William Gray

One day I'll find out.

Jayden James
Jayden James

Rin will never take a seat on my meat like Mordin does

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

fluffy abuse a shit

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

rate my favorite touhou (her name is Nazrin The Mouse)

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

Wriggle best bug

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

a shit = sad

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

oh, its not that bad

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

ok

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

can add me there if you want

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

Knowledge is power, and kanye doesn't think any one man should have all that power.
I've never taken a seat on you!
I thought kogasa was your favourite.
you would choose the one with the ambiguous gender meme.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Ram is Rem's trap twin.

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

Someone make a new thread already

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

2016
wanting boipucci

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

weev uses hangouts actually, i'll consider it

William Cook
William Cook

Explains why she is so flat

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

1207254>>1207254

New

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

I dunno, there is something sad about how almost cute but totally offputting it is.

Josiah Evans
Josiah Evans

ok

Jackson Martinez
Jackson Martinez

I mean he says that but hes still running for president.

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

when 5am translates a new doujin and its about some guy who gets with his gf's friend and makes her feel like a bad friend

Makes me feel all doki doki

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