Oh right, that was me. Whoops
Just for Squash.
dis pizza doe
Not even a pizza really
It's basically a hamburger
Beef, pepperoni, jalapenos and salsa!
she has cute face :)
pizza with no sauce or cheese, just beef
I want a bite now :3
at least furfags these days are more modest
Should be exterminated still
Life sucks ass tho
Not to mention all the bad shit happening beyond your control
How do you survive without throwing all this shit off your mind at least once a week
Sauce and cheese are self explanatory, silly
Come by then
I'll just imagine the ingredients.
kinda want loco to cook a nice meal for me
Luka doesn't work and is on welfare .
i watch youtube and anime and play games
and sleep a good peaceful sleep each night
A prince among sauces.
GOOD MORNING THREAD
Good night, Clockwork.
I wish you sweet dreams.
i'm not some cooking whore
you have to take me out for good sex before you can expect me to make you dinner
I'm fucking retarded.
WELL LINKED TEST
Something like that
viceroy scootaloo would be a better name
Excellent post, hope to see more like it in the future.
sleep a good peaceful sleep each night
I'm actually jealous as fuck
How is it possible to live off of that
Luca lives like a Zen turtle.
By not buying drugs, alcohol, or paying for your own video games.
I don't even sleep each night.
I just pass out for a few minutes and when I wake up several hours have passed.
It's not delivery. It's Bonjourno.
I was thinking of you earlier. We had a lunch meeting at work, and the boss man bought everyone pizza. But The Hut messed up and made a "Hawaiian" with no pineapple. Dinguses.
That's not Hawaiian at all x_x
sounds good to me
Im afraid that reference is lost on me
Oh, and Sabs, I saw a post about a $2000 pizza with all sorts of rare seafood on it and thought of you~
Turtles aren't zen, they're assholes that just happen to be slow.
What an overly useless super power
I'mma follow you for a year and write a book: The Tao of Luka.
Right? It was just a spicy Canadian.
Still, its like a hundred bucks a month here
If you are homeless and only eat bread and butter you can actually survive for a month
preparing to final flash
how are you feeling loco
domestic cows can be really nice
but the wilds ones are fucking crazy
me and my family got stopped by one in the road one time we went camping
he had one eye and one horn and wouldnt leave road
he just stared at us for like 20 minutes before we decided to send our dogs out and the thing ran off
Why do people hate Hawaiian pizza?
Like, is it just because it's the "cool" and "popular" thing to do?
My super power is to travel through time.
But I can only use it when I'm unconscious.
Lame DiGiorno joke. :3
I want it! ♥
Why do people hate Hawaiian pizza?
Like, is it just because it's the "cool" and "popular" thing to do?
Because most of these fat fucks avoid any semblance of healthy food like the plague. (pineapple)
Good thing we have you to ensure quality in the posts that are made here
Who the shit hates hawaiian pizza
One of my best childhood memories
Jack, don't lie. You didn't have a childhood.
I like pineapple, to be honest.
And while Hawaiian isn't my goto, it's not as if there's anything wrong with it.
It's really good, imo.
I thought you were grown in a test tube.
jack spent his childhood in serbia removing the kebab
I have the same power, maybe we're related.
I like Hawaiian pizza, but I can understand not wanting fruit on your savory food.
I do no such thing, we're all irredeemable shitposters.
i'm good. just lazing around in a skirt and stockings. you know how it is.
how are you.
But what does it mean
It's the tagline for a brand of frozen pizzas.
"It's not delivery, it's Digiorno"
People are always like "What do you dream about?"
and I'm always like "I always skip that part of the movie."
Well, I didn't get half beef, but settled for pep instead.
do not squish the loco
he will grow dependent on squishes
Loli x Loli where more
I wrote a screenplay about a man's terrible experiences in prison that had that included that exact same sentence.
I said that in prison once.
Struggling only makes me squeeze harder.
We must have been drinking from the same cup!
Oh lol I couldn't waych sorry
im just lazing around without skirts or stockings
thank god we live in countries where we can chose to do nothing and wear girl's clothes
Does it let me experience Illya x Kuro
I'd rather drink from your mouth.
why are matsus so cute?
IT'S 2 PM YOU WANK
(All the girls you want) x Your Face
degenerating the matsus
What if you're the girl someone wants?
You know, just, like, purely hypothetically.
id molest the fuck out of a matsu
Everyone but me seems to have watched that show.
I bet you that I could prepare a dish with at least one thing you claim is disgusting, and you would love it.
I don't even know what that show is.
Hm...about as good as frozen pizza can be. They mostly taste like water.
Your horoscope was right! Today's the day you're squished to death!
Like a baby bird?
I'll apply for a grant today!
i went to bed at like 4
we played dst for a long time
The one with the guys who look the same.
Like a lover.
i havent even watched the show, but god damn
If you want them too then you can get shipped in heaven for sure :3
Get some sleep sooner.
do it sabs. squish me. squish me like a rat and get it over with.
Have you tried cooking them
Can anyone here use 3d model software?
But my heart belongs to another. ;__;
Maybe just at parties?
**<squishes with the fury of a billion affectionate suns>
I gotta pick out nice stationary, then design a letter head, then consult a professional grant writer...
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRIVE THIS IMPREZA IN GREECE
tfw you'll never be sandwiched between them while they
make out transfer mana
Alas, will I ever find love?
Scoot, y so joke? Having a nice day?
Yep! And they'll spit in your mouth all you want and you'll live happily ever after. I believe it! ♥
I hope they give me cummies.
not a trillion suns
Geez sabs make an effort
you know what I thought of the other day? there must be something like a trillion trillion planets in existence, and every one of them has a sunset and a sunrise happening every second. isn't that weird.
kill de albanian
Heh nope not really. I don't wanna kill your buzz. How's your day? You seem superbly happy :) which is always noice
What a shame we can't watch every one of them together.
So many cummies that you won't know what to do with yourself!
It is weird, you werido.
Actually, its beautiful. Like you.
You won't kill my buzz, but I won't pressure you. *hug*
I'm feeling pretty ok today. Could use a nap, but that's par for the course.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
I think you missed what I was going for.
Don't say that before trying.
Because I guarantee you I can do it.
Please. I'll have you know I made extensive plans in the event of a mass cummy extravaganza.
What about planets that are tidally locked and thus the sun will never actually rise or set and it just stays in the same relative spot in the sky?
Yes I'm just being difficult
I might need to tip myself over the edge later. Reset from zero. Eh. A nap? Wew get your blankie and ghastly plushie
i forgot that i'm attractive
An infinite sunrise/set
I wasn't sure who "someone" was meant to be
i made a new account today
now i am being inboxed by horny emos left right and center
You better them what you really are, freak
But it's not rising or setting. Even if you're on the dark side and can see the horizon where the light just barely shows, you'll never see the sun come up or go away. So it's not a rise or a set.
don't worry squash, we can watch them together from heaven
you just have to give up the furry porn
no you're beautiful stop making me blush
Just kidding. i don't really blush i just scrunch my face up. things like that are why I'm not beautiful i guess.
have to go out today
I think I'm just gonna die like Kazuma and get myself a Megumin
Sorry, all the good yiffing is happening in hell according to the public.
eventually the sun will go out
so it's like a sunset that lasts a few billion years
You poor soul.
Dibs on suicide pact with IKT if I can be a magooka majuka.
looks like a girl
surprised when getting hit on on dating applications/websites
gee I wonder why
this one is hot
I'd be more comfortable if you stopped acknowledging my existence.
That picture you uploaded was too cute. You should have seen this coming.
Does it involve an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys?
I hope you do. You're a good dude, Scood. No sad for you.
YOU'RE ADORABLE SO FUCKING ACCEPT IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE I mean Lolo, you're a scrunchy face cutie.
The irony is that you are always the one to start discourse with me.
I just want to slather you in dog kisses.
it was the only pic i had that looked even vaguely alternative
i'm too normie for vf these days ;-;
I would not be a bondage fetishist if it did not.
wow sabs when did you get so violent
i like it. it makes me scrunch.
That's poetic in its own way.
Call the Webster's dictionary people.
Want to know how I know I can?
The someone doesn't really matter.
"What if someone wants you to be the girl they want in heaven?" is another way of wording it.
I thought these people only existed as memes.
this is me right now
scrunched into a fetal position
It cannot be helped im afraid. You know im coo coo
Loco in the coco
Am i commititing a crime? Uguuuu
they are very real
I want to scoop you up and set you under a blanket and give you food.
Are their eyes real?
Hook up with one of em!
why would they buff renekton
no, i have a nick
They can't be, mirrors aren't real after all.
A real conundrum of our time.
did you hear the justin beiber guy OD'd
They're preparing to make Steve Irwin a champion.
Top lane is going to become an interesting place.
I feel fucking trolled, I thought you meant Bieber himself for a second.
The fucker who spent a shit load of cash to look like the guy who should have died?
he spent 100k on a haircut?
What is he the french president
he had loads of surgery
Really intense plastic surgery
the surgery didnt even look like it did anything
Why is Erin cheating on Yan with vampires...
it sounds okai though is not really something I would listen to like actively seek out to listen to
Isn't Bieber a wigger now
Yan is cuckdere
tfw not a wigger
You wanna be that girl? :3
Ah, I understand
I wouldn't actively listen to vocaloid right now either
hair transplants, cheek implants, chin reduction, skin removed from eyelids, brow lift, several lip enhancements, etc. etc. etc.
I don't want to see my onii-sama sad....
rip in peace, emo erin
eheu fugaces labuntur anni
I wonder how much of Home Depot and Lowe's annual sales can be attributed to alternative love enthusiasts.
Let's see who can roll around the room fastest!
Work's ok, I guess. Except I keep sneezing! It won't stop. >__<
I'm gonna assume his OD was not accidental but suicide
Because he realized what a terrible mistake all his surgery was
weirdly he got really good
I would imagine a hefty sum.
I personally plan to buy mounting brackets and tethers down the road for my own deviancy.
Think i need a kitty mrch
Sneezing!!!?! Be careful your eyes dont pop out
wanna roll out and bump into eachother like bumper cars?
I've cooked for pickier eaters and worked miracles.
Telling me I can't do it like you do only raises it to me as a challenge.
And one I know I can overcome.
Other way around.
It's fine now. Why? Because I am here!
Reminds me there was a thread on 4chan with a dude doing HRT and realized he made it all worse
Pics were kinda funny
He also petted Hamilton.
Emergency kitty march, stat! And if you still need smiles, watch Rick and Morty again! https://youtu.be/DXB988kF3hI
If they were smart, they'd sell bondage how-to books alongside the guides for building decks and remodeling your shower.
Beat me to it!
And yes. Yes I do.
They are a family store, love.
I hope Yan dumps Erin
He deserves better
Heh its first tactical deployment
Eat Rin's cooking for breakfast then have Rin for dessert
theyre both crazy lunatics
like you, also
Everyone here is bananas in their own way.
watch the music vid for that skrillex, diplo and bieber song
pause it randomly
find hidden messages
Except we both know you'd force me to cosplay Rem the entire time.
And you'd tell everyone I was Rem.
I'm perfectly mentally healthy
sabrina will never turn into a spinning ball and attack you
This is just spectacular.
Hoogs. Keezes. Kitties. I hope it helped! ♥
It's called "bondage", right? What's wrong with families bonding okay nevermind forget I said that this isn't Arkansas.
secret penis doodle
Not so much hidden as more "we include everything and censor nothing", which is quite nice actually.
I can show you the ropes if you want to learn.
I was wondering what you did with yours.
A youmu is fine too
It's like you know I have the dress.
are you an armadillo?
pretty sure i read "FART" in huge letters in one frame but i can't find it
it didn't work
A little bit. I just gotta wait 15 mins then i can leap.
Alannis morissette "ironic" is playing on the radio. A sign surely.
Nearly the weekend
Now getting you in it is gonna be the hard part
How do you mean?
An Amarillo armadillo!
Not sure if you're talking about teaching me the ways of bondage or discussing actual rope best suited to bondage.
You got this, Scoodar!
Because I've 'never worn a maid outfit, or dress before.
Time to start wearing a bunny maid outfit then.
I'm sure its mixed with other rappers as well.
Do you have amardillos there?
i've always wanted to play with one.
I kinda wanna cosplay Irisu.
spoiler that shit squash
I have something
I might need to throw my headphones on in a min and tay this out.
Hows the work stacking, is it gonna be an easy slide to the weekend?
You got boat duties?
What boo said
it still tasted like aweful pineapple and the texture is all wrong
i DON'T want my eggs in the shape of a little man
never do this
They're rare in my area, but they're around. I don't usually see them unless they've been squished by a car though. :-(
They tell us not to touch 'em because they carry leprosy.
Well, it made me laugh, so thank you!
Well, I've got a meeting tomorrow to talk about phone issues in one of our studios, and I think it's going to be ugly because one of our weekend staff knew about the problems for months and didn't say anything. So I'm trying not to stress about that right now. Otherwise, things should be ok. And yep! I got tootie duty this weekend!
Those aren't ropes, silly! Those are mummy bandages! That poor wolfman has been kidnapped by a mummy, who's leeching his essential juices to leech life from him.
i would be sick
it makes me feel sick to look at
I almost forgot you were a trap there fam lmao
You would look better in bows and ribbons than ropes.
So cuuute! Leprosy be damned, I wanna play with it!
You don't know that eggs gender.
Please respect it.
Gonna toot toot captain sabrina of the enterprise?
And urgh, do you gotta bust chops or witness it?
Remember to rick and morty beforre the meeting :)
That has nothing to do with the idea of me cooking for you, Theseius.
I'm sure it happens.
I'm not like I was before, or like others are, where I constantly have to remind everyone.
wonder if we can find a pedigree one. Use it as a ball in sports.
I need to pet that.
it's turning my stomach, but i can't look away, it's like a bad car wreck
DayZ it up with Loods
Dank Souls could be fun.
Let me finish this ep.
nah i dont really wanna ds that much
also that one was old
But it's not disgusting, it's the most non-issue I've ever seen
I'm absolutely rustled
Oh my god you fickle wad.
What do you want to play? I don't know what I have.
Wow fuck you
it's turning my stomach, but i can't look away, it's like a bad car wreck
He wants you to play with his butthole.
He was doing it to me too.
I think something happened IRL so he's being a retard to people or something.
I saw the file name as I clicked it.
i'm close to vomiting
had to close ebay and delete the cap
You should cheat on Tokai
It's pretty fun tbh
I'm being trolled.
wat is ur steam i will check
i answered before
Are you a ghoul?
this is disgusting
one day erin i'm going to cover you in tiny egg people while you sleep
and just when you wake up i'm going to pop all their heads and cover you in the yolk
just cause you can stomach the thought of man egg doesn't mean everybody can
how'd you get the redness down
I don't know why I've never considered that they may make cute pets. I guess because when I was in school, game wardens would visit and warn us not to touch them, so I've always been kind of afraid of them. I feel like a bigot now. But now that I've seen that baby's cute little legs and watched it play, I'm a whole new person!
You sure are being sweet today. Not that you're not always sweet when we talk, but still.
Hopefully no chops will need busting. My boss is pretty level-headed most of the time, but this issue could foul up a relationship with an important client, so I don't know what to expect. I will do some prep before going in.
i like egg yolk, but something about the man shape is deeply sickening for an egg
Can't wait till Dark Lord Subaru
Hope you guys are ready for the complete opposite of a happy ending
the head of an egg
You have me added.
This Old Dog.
I wouldn't be able to forgive myself, tbh.
M-Me be the girl?
His situation might have been salvageable, I feel really bad for people who get botched surgery, or maybe they regret it 10 years down the line
sometimes they're redder than others
they all go red or purple when i'm doing active stuff, but otherwise they mostly white
I flirt with people I like or want to piss off.
I like you.
Why'd you slash your arms tho
Got to be prepared
It'll be okay sabby ❤️🦄
You are the star girl
I want pizza.
It's nearly payday
FEELS GOOD MAN: why did grim give your phone number out?
Chii: did he?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: said he got it off of ian?
Chii: yeah he did
Chii: like a creep
Chii: stole it off his phone
FEELS GOOD MAN: so this actually happened then
Chii: did he post my number in thread or something?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: a little bit ago
FEELS GOOD MAN: you didnt hear?
Chii: guess i'll ask bebop to ban him
FEELS GOOD MAN: hey you do you baby boo
I don't want ghouls in my settlement.
i was trying to let the wasps out
Now you're getting it.
cook for me
anything except pineapple and veggies
im guessing yours are rly red all the time or something?
When did he do this?
squash do you have dayz installed
wtb lewd thread
To be a better person you need to know what a bad person does
Well according to the internet they're nocturnal, eat bugs and burrow and climb so it may be easier to fit a kitty with ball armor and tickle its tummy so it curls up.
luka don't eat veggies
Cannibalism is bad
I'm not passable :c
I don't know if there's a point of no return on hrt
Guess it sucks if you develop tits and you regret it
and occasionally itchy and it shoots with pain sometimes, ye
Subtle you would be passable if you let me do your make up.
This entire conversation was about how I could cook for you, and include the pineapple and veggies and you would still love it.
That's surprisingly deep.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
We can adopt the trap diet together.
PONR is 6 months for some things
why is your name going on and off? you know we have IDs right
Luka sustains himself on LoL skins.
You're in one
That's pretty quick
not going full edgelord
I wanna do that thing
Wghere is that rhing
Where is this edgelord alignment test?
i think if i put my name on i'll be more inclined to stay
the other guy is in the other room
after that point you'll keep breast buds even if you stop, and it starts to get iffy whether or not you'll regain fertility if you stop. some people can, some people can't.
its quiz result hour
let's go play something before this gets worse squash
Older than this.
you are not squash
are you moogen?
who r u
I actually need to sleep.
I didn't see how late it was and I can't fall asleep at the wheel again.
hholy shit kill yourself
im the cute one
JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL.
hi moogen !
I will come in there and beat the shit out of you.
Its almost a shame squash and soto havent crashed and died tet
i said it wouldnt work
Wow, I almost sounded cool there for a sec, huh?
OW THE EDGE/10
Why so edgy fam?
Neger where is that test from
It may be even easier to fit a Lolo with ball armor and tickle its tummy so it curls up.
Remember how I said I always cut myself off at two slices? I had three today, and my tummy's very angry about it.
You ol' dog. :3
Because I just can't wake up.
And stop stealing my ID.
who even cooks with pineapples
i'll have blablabla, but no pineapples please
oh shit, sorry sir, but literally everything on the menu has pineapples, because pineapples are stupidly ubiquitous and abundant
dont be too prideful to reply to me when i blankpost you
i can miss it very easily
Yeah ok soon enough but that test tho
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
chav trash arent able to enjoy the rich taste of pineapple
I'd honestly let IKT shit on my chest.
You are writing cheques ur body cant cash
pineapple goes in every meal
Brits are naturally angry after we took the Suez Canal from them.
Yeah, I know you did.
But you don't know my cooking at all, and I've cooked for excessively picky people before.
Almost made me swoon, even.
The only things I know of that aren't fruit based are Hawaiian pizza and ham.
Thats a funny egyptian flag
I feel this is probably Mugen.
it is unintentional
pride would be a gimp
but I don't need armor do i? there's no one looking to prey on me.
you can gimp me if you know what i mean
SHIT I NEED A TRIP NOW
And no, that was me.
We both know it wasn't you butt pirate.
Kahlua is for fat white bitches.
No, that's Malibu Rum.
Just don't let it be like "DogDICk" or something.
you know what my flatmate said to me yesterday
what if your dog learned to talk, but all she ever said was "allahu ackbar"
They're both for fat white bitches.
if I mistake your meaning it could be disastrous.
you're right. im here to ruin your e-cred.
I know at least two people who'll do unspeakable things to your tummy given the chance.
Supreme. It's got everything on it. It was so yummy and I hadn't had breakfast!
touché young one.
i want you to take me out to the woodshed
I don't have e cred.
oh no how scary
you'll have to protect me from them
Well. Then you needed that extra slice... Home slice... Heh
The one who lives on does so due to circumstance
I don't know abut you, but when I heard this, and coupled with watching a lot of Rick and Morty, this very quote kicked me in the jimmy. ;w;
This shit is fuckin fire fam
At least the spics can do something right
I should do that more often
Too bad I enjoy bullying you too much
Don't do it.
Also, go the fuck to sleep.
Nigger, you are younger than me.
it reminds me of Jelly Kid from Bravest Warriors
he has the power to magically make anything he wants, but he only makes toast
you hurt uncle bernie
then shut up
How old are you?
I'm not tired
Come cuddle me to sleep.
as long as it doesnt have pineapple and veggies
That'll be difficult ''cause I'm one of them.
I went full piggy, Piggy. I'm so ashamed!
But I won't be quiet about this.
YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT THIS FROM MY FEMISISTERS
When you can have everything, I'm sure it is only a matter of time till you just want to settle down and stick with little things.
Someone tell Ikt to take the test like the fucking slut he is
As does everyone else, apparently.
I feel bullying is best saved for the bedroom though.
No, Squash, no.
I can't replace the love your dad didn't give you.
Are you Dak?
ok well defend me from the other
Protect your property
Five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutes.
I mean, considering I haven't known my father I would guess not.
Ooooh, I should've watched this AGES ago.
Like... the first episode.
lulu buffs when
I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A BLANKET JOKE WITH NO SPECIFICATIONS.
WAY TO RUIN IT.
Please refrain from making references from crappy movies.
When she isn't an annoying overloaded piece of shit
Force Mugen to be your dakimakura and go the fuck to sleep.
Lol so random
tfw no special engineer baller friday
how are you feeling mugen
All this pent up bullying though, sometimes I can't hold it in
White as fuck/10
ikr rofflemao XD
who is Dak?
Trees don't grow from bark
This dog is a fucking idiot
No homo, bro.
if you're going to force mugen to be anything it should be a fleshlight
take on the role of the father who's angry at his son for getting so many piercings
And having a faggoty son
lulu is like one of the weakest champoonsat the moment
loco should be a fleshlight
Fucking good, she's been broken forever
shewas never broken you shit
atleast not moreso than the main cancer thatis still broken
[Character] isn't broken because they're my main!
Pick or ban in like every LCS game for months
WOW FUCKING COPYCAT
how do you feel about Dak
I will crush anyone who tries to violate you without my consent!
Baaaa raaaam yeeew!
That's the sound of my tummy trying to crawl out of me and find a more responsible owner.
Sabs, can I violate Loco?
me too, sabs.
Step off, Jew boy.