Nuthred

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

nuthred

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Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

Subhuman scum.

Juan Young
Juan Young

Oh right, that was me. Whoops

James Morales
James Morales

Just for Squash.

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

Saucy

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

Always.

Nathan James
Nathan James

dis pizza doe

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Not even a pizza really

It's basically a hamburger

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

w0t

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

What taste

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

Beef, pepperoni, jalapenos and salsa!

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

(spice rack)
normaly
:)

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

she has cute face :)

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

pizza with no sauce or cheese, just beef

Hamburger.

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

I want a bite now :3

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

at least furfags these days are more modest
Should be exterminated still

Life sucks ass tho
Work
Checks
Timelines
Expectations
Pressure
Responsiblity
Schedules
Not to mention all the bad shit happening beyond your control

How do you survive without throwing all this shit off your mind at least once a week

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Sauce and cheese are self explanatory, silly

Come by then

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

I'll just imagine the ingredients.

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

kinda want loco to cook a nice meal for me

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Luka doesn't work and is on welfare .

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

Marinara

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

i watch youtube and anime and play games
and sleep a good peaceful sleep each night

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

A prince among sauces.

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

Goodnight.

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

Take care!

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

GOOD MORNING THREAD

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

Sleep well.

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

Good night, Clockwork.
I wish you sweet dreams.

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

morning

James Hall
James Hall

i'm not some cooking whore

you have to take me out for good sex before you can expect me to make you dinner

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

I'm fucking retarded.

is @

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

WELL LINKED TEST

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Something like that

Ethan Ross
Ethan Ross

Thanks fam

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Scoot

Hi there.

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

viceroy scootaloo would be a better name

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

Excellent post, hope to see more like it in the future.

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

sleep a good peaceful sleep each night
I'm actually jealous as fuck

How is it possible to live off of that

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Luca lives like a Zen turtle.

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

By not buying drugs, alcohol, or paying for your own video games.

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

Hi
Howdy
Guten tag
Bonjour
Bonjourno
Hola

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

Aloha

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

xd

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Also this

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

sleeping
Please.
I don't even sleep each night.
I just pass out for a few minutes and when I wake up several hours have passed.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Bonjourno
It's not delivery. It's Bonjourno.

I was thinking of you earlier. We had a lunch meeting at work, and the boss man bought everyone pizza. But The Hut messed up and made a "Hawaiian" with no pineapple. Dinguses.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

*hugs*

Zen

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

That's not Hawaiian at all x_x

John Edwards
John Edwards

sounds good to me

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

Im afraid that reference is lost on me

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Oh, and Sabs, I saw a post about a $2000 pizza with all sorts of rare seafood on it and thought of you~

*squish*

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

Turtles aren't zen, they're assholes that just happen to be slow.

What an overly useless super power

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

I'mma follow you for a year and write a book: The Tao of Luka.

Right? It was just a spicy Canadian.

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

Oh u
Still, its like a hundred bucks a month here
If you are homeless and only eat bread and butter you can actually survive for a month

Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

preparing to final flash
how are you feeling loco

domestic cows can be really nice
but the wilds ones are fucking crazy
me and my family got stopped by one in the road one time we went camping
he had one eye and one horn and wouldnt leave road

he just stared at us for like 20 minutes before we decided to send our dogs out and the thing ran off

Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

Why do people hate Hawaiian pizza?
Like, is it just because it's the "cool" and "popular" thing to do?

My super power is to travel through time.
But I can only use it when I'm unconscious.

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

leave the*~

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

Lame DiGiorno joke. :3

I want it! ♥

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

Why do people hate Hawaiian pizza?

Like, is it just because it's the "cool" and "popular" thing to do?

Because most of these fat fucks avoid any semblance of healthy food like the plague. (pineapple)

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

Good thing we have you to ensure quality in the posts that are made here

sp00ky shit

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

Who the shit hates hawaiian pizza
One of my best childhood memories

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Jack, don't lie. You didn't have a childhood.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

I like pineapple, to be honest.
And while Hawaiian isn't my goto, it's not as if there's anything wrong with it.
It's really good, imo.

I thought you were grown in a test tube.

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

jack spent his childhood in serbia removing the kebab

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

I have the same power, maybe we're related.

I like Hawaiian pizza, but I can understand not wanting fruit on your savory food.

I do no such thing, we're all irredeemable shitposters.

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

i'm good. just lazing around in a skirt and stockings. you know how it is.

how are you.

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

But what does it mean

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

:D

*squish*

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

It's the tagline for a brand of frozen pizzas.

"It's not delivery, it's Digiorno"

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

People are always like "What do you dream about?"
and I'm always like "I always skip that part of the movie."

Jose Collins
Jose Collins

Well, I didn't get half beef, but settled for pep instead.

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

do not squish the loco

he will grow dependent on squishes

James Martinez
James Martinez

Loli x Loli where more

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

I wrote a screenplay about a man's terrible experiences in prison that had that included that exact same sentence.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

How coincidental.
I said that in prison once.

Blake Miller
Blake Miller

Struggling only makes me squeeze harder.

We must have been drinking from the same cup!

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

Heaven

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Oh lol I couldn't waych sorry
They good?

I c

James White
James White

*STRUGGLES*

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

im just lazing around without skirts or stockings
thank god we live in countries where we can chose to do nothing and wear girl's clothes

GOOD MORNING

William Torres
William Torres

Does it let me experience Illya x Kuro

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

I'd rather drink from your mouth.

Xavier King
Xavier King

why are matsus so cute?

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

IT'S 2 PM YOU WANK

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

(All the girls you want) x Your Face

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

NEAT

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

yes

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

degenerating the matsus

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

What if you're the girl someone wants?
You know, just, like, purely hypothetically.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

disgusting pinapple

John Perez
John Perez

id molest the fuck out of a matsu

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Everyone but me seems to have watched that show.

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

I bet you that I could prepare a dish with at least one thing you claim is disgusting, and you would love it.

I don't even know what that show is.

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

Hm...about as good as frozen pizza can be. They mostly taste like water.

Your horoscope was right! Today's the day you're squished to death!

Like a baby bird?

I'll apply for a grant today!

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

i went to bed at like 4
we played dst for a long time

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

The one with the guys who look the same.

Like a lover.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

i havent even watched the show, but god damn

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

If you want them too then you can get shipped in heaven for sure :3

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

Damn, son.
Get some sleep sooner.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

do it sabs. squish me. squish me like a rat and get it over with.

Owen Long
Owen Long

Have you tried cooking them

Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

Who?

Daniel Stewart
Daniel Stewart

nope

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

hurry!

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

Thank you
Thank you

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

Can anyone here use 3d model software?

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

But my heart belongs to another. ;__;
Maybe just at parties?

**<squishes with the fury of a billion affectionate suns>

I gotta pick out nice stationary, then design a letter head, then consult a professional grant writer...

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

MOTHERFUCKING FUCK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DRIVE THIS IMPREZA IN GREECE

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

tfw you'll never be sandwiched between them while they make out transfer mana

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

Alas, will I ever find love?

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Scoot, y so joke? Having a nice day?

Yep! And they'll spit in your mouth all you want and you'll live happily ever after. I believe it! ♥

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

I hope they give me cummies.

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

not a trillion suns

Geez sabs make an effort

you know what I thought of the other day? there must be something like a trillion trillion planets in existence, and every one of them has a sunset and a sunrise happening every second. isn't that weird.

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

kill de albanian

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

Heh nope not really. I don't wanna kill your buzz. How's your day? You seem superbly happy :) which is always noice

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

What a shame we can't watch every one of them together.

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

So many cummies that you won't know what to do with yourself!

It is weird, you werido.

Actually, its beautiful. Like you.

You won't kill my buzz, but I won't pressure you. *hug*

I'm feeling pretty ok today. Could use a nap, but that's par for the course.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

I think you missed what I was going for.

Don't say that before trying.
Because I guarantee you I can do it.

David Butler
David Butler

Please. I'll have you know I made extensive plans in the event of a mass cummy extravaganza.

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

left

do it

you cant

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

What about planets that are tidally locked and thus the sun will never actually rise or set and it just stays in the same relative spot in the sky?

Yes I'm just being difficult

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

I might need to tip myself over the edge later. Reset from zero. Eh. A nap? Wew get your blankie and ghastly plushie

Henry White
Henry White

oh no

i forgot that i'm attractive

😓

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

An infinite sunrise/set

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

(´・◡・`)

dying inside

I wasn't sure who "someone" was meant to be

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

vampire freaks

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

i made a new account today

now i am being inboxed by horny emos left right and center

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

You better them what you really are, freak

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

But it's not rising or setting. Even if you're on the dark side and can see the horizon where the light just barely shows, you'll never see the sun come up or go away. So it's not a rise or a set.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

don't worry squash, we can watch them together from heaven

you just have to give up the furry porn

no you're beautiful stop making me blush

Just kidding. i don't really blush i just scrunch my face up. things like that are why I'm not beautiful i guess.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Kek

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

have to go out today

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

I think I'm just gonna die like Kazuma and get myself a Megumin

Chase Taylor
Chase Taylor

Sorry, all the good yiffing is happening in hell according to the public.

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

eventually the sun will go out

so it's like a sunset that lasts a few billion years

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

You poor soul.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

Dibs on suicide pact with IKT if I can be a magooka majuka.

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

looks like a girl
surprised when getting hit on on dating applications/websites
gee I wonder why

A sunriset

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

this one is hot

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

I'd be more comfortable if you stopped acknowledging my existence.

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

That picture you uploaded was too cute. You should have seen this coming.

Does it involve an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys?

I hope you do. You're a good dude, Scood. No sad for you.

YOU'RE ADORABLE SO FUCKING ACCEPT IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE I mean Lolo, you're a scrunchy face cutie.

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

The irony is that you are always the one to start discourse with me.

I just want to slather you in dog kisses.

Noah White
Noah White

it was the only pic i had that looked even vaguely alternative

i'm too normie for vf these days ;-;

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

I would not be a bondage fetishist if it did not.

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

wow sabs when did you get so violent

i like it. it makes me scrunch.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

That's poetic in its own way.

Call the Webster's dictionary people.

Isaiah Thompson
Isaiah Thompson

Want to know how I know I can?

The someone doesn't really matter.

"What if someone wants you to be the girl they want in heaven?" is another way of wording it.

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

I thought these people only existed as memes.

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

this is me right now

scrunched into a fetal position

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

It cannot be helped im afraid. You know im coo coo
Loco in the coco
Am i commititing a crime? Uguuuu
Hows work?

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

they are very real

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

I want to scoop you up and set you under a blanket and give you food.

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

Are their eyes real?

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

Hook up with one of em!

Alexander James
Alexander James

yeah

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

why would they buff renekton

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

no, i have a nick

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

They can't be, mirrors aren't real after all.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

A real conundrum of our time.

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

A what

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

did you hear the justin beiber guy OD'd

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

They're preparing to make Steve Irwin a champion.

Top lane is going to become an interesting place.

I feel fucking trolled, I thought you meant Bieber himself for a second.

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

The fucker who spent a shit load of cash to look like the guy who should have died?

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

he spent 100k on a haircut?

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Who

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

What is he the french president

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

he had loads of surgery

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

Really intense plastic surgery

James Clark
James Clark

the surgery didnt even look like it did anything

Samuel Walker
Samuel Walker

crocodile pussy

Levi Hernandez
Levi Hernandez

Why is Erin cheating on Yan with vampires...

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

it sounds okai though is not really something I would listen to like actively seek out to listen to

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

Isn't Bieber a wigger now

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

Yan is cuckdere

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Bieber 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j5KR28qtsI

Jason Reed
Jason Reed

tfw not a wigger

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

You wanna be that girl? :3

Ah, I understand
I wouldn't actively listen to vocaloid right now either

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

hair transplants, cheek implants, chin reduction, skin removed from eyelids, brow lift, several lip enhancements, etc. etc. etc.

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

I don't want to see my onii-sama sad....

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

rip in peace, emo erin
eheu fugaces labuntur anni

I wonder how much of Home Depot and Lowe's annual sales can be attributed to alternative love enthusiasts.

Let's see who can roll around the room fastest!

Work's ok, I guess. Except I keep sneezing! It won't stop. >__<

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

I'm gonna assume his OD was not accidental but suicide
Because he realized what a terrible mistake all his surgery was

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

weirdly he got really good

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

I would imagine a hefty sum.
I personally plan to buy mounting brackets and tethers down the road for my own deviancy.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Think i need a kitty mrch
Sneezing!!!?! Be careful your eyes dont pop out

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

wanna roll out and bump into eachother like bumper cars?

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

out

around*

Ayden King
Ayden King

I've cooked for pickier eaters and worked miracles.

Telling me I can't do it like you do only raises it to me as a challenge.
And one I know I can overcome.

Other way around.

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

AUTOBOTS

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

It's fine now. Why? Because I am here!

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Reminds me there was a thread on 4chan with a dude doing HRT and realized he made it all worse

Pics were kinda funny

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

He also petted Hamilton.

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Emergency kitty march, stat! And if you still need smiles, watch Rick and Morty again! https://youtu.be/DXB988kF3hI

If they were smart, they'd sell bondage how-to books alongside the guides for building decks and remodeling your shower.

Beat me to it!

And yes. Yes I do.

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

*bump*

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

Kanker

https://gfycat.com/BlushingAggravatingGoshawk

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

They are a family store, love.

Jason Cox
Jason Cox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe3lmkE78jM

Joshua Butler
Joshua Butler

I hope Yan dumps Erin

He deserves better

Landon Turner
Landon Turner

Heh its first tactical deployment
Thanks
Muchly appreciation
Keezes

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

Eat Rin's cooking for breakfast then have Rin for dessert

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

theyre both crazy lunatics
like you, also

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

Everyone here is bananas in their own way.

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

watch the music vid for that skrillex, diplo and bieber song

pause it randomly

find hidden messages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0

Lucas Perez
Lucas Perez

Except we both know you'd force me to cosplay Rem the entire time.
And you'd tell everyone I was Rem.

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

I'm perfectly mentally healthy

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

sabrina will never turn into a spinning ball and attack you

[sighing]

John James
John James

This is just spectacular.

Hoogs. Keezes. Kitties. I hope it helped! ♥

It's called "bondage", right? What's wrong with families bonding okay nevermind forget I said that this isn't Arkansas.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Wanna bet?!

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

secret penis doodle

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Not so much hidden as more "we include everything and censor nothing", which is quite nice actually.

Dylan Kelly
Dylan Kelly

I can show you the ropes if you want to learn.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

I was wondering what you did with yours.

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

Illuminati confirmed

A youmu is fine too

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

It's like you know I have the dress.

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

are you an armadillo?

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

pretty sure i read "FART" in huge letters in one frame but i can't find it

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

it didn't work

Henry Davis
Henry Davis

A little bit. I just gotta wait 15 mins then i can leap.
Alannis morissette "ironic" is playing on the radio. A sign surely.
Nearly the weekend
Kind

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

Now getting you in it is gonna be the hard part

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

How do you mean?

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

An Amarillo armadillo!

Not sure if you're talking about teaching me the ways of bondage or discussing actual rope best suited to bondage.

You got this, Scoodar!

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Because I've 'never worn a maid outfit, or dress before.

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

Time to start wearing a bunny maid outfit then.

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

I'm sure its mixed with other rappers as well.

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

Do you have amardillos there?

i've always wanted to play with one.

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

I kinda wanna cosplay Irisu.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Do it!

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

spoiler that shit squash

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

I have something
I might need to throw my headphones on in a min and tay this out.
Hows the work stacking, is it gonna be an easy slide to the weekend?
You got boat duties?

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

What boo said

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

money

Bentley White
Bentley White

it still tasted like aweful pineapple and the texture is all wrong

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

i DON'T want my eggs in the shape of a little man

never do this

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

They're rare in my area, but they're around. I don't usually see them unless they've been squished by a car though. :-(

They tell us not to touch 'em because they carry leprosy.

Well, it made me laugh, so thank you!

Well, I've got a meeting tomorrow to talk about phone issues in one of our studios, and I think it's going to be ugly because one of our weekend staff knew about the problems for months and didn't say anything. So I'm trying not to stress about that right now. Otherwise, things should be ok. And yep! I got tootie duty this weekend!

Those aren't ropes, silly! Those are mummy bandages! That poor wolfman has been kidnapped by a mummy, who's leeching his essential juices to leech life from him.

Tragic.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

i would be sick

Nathaniel Smith
Nathaniel Smith

it makes me feel sick to look at

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

I almost forgot you were a trap there fam lmao

Evan Jenkins
Evan Jenkins

Oh, Sabs.
You would look better in bows and ribbons than ropes.

Blake Carter
Blake Carter

!!!!!!!
So cuuute! Leprosy be damned, I wanna play with it!

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

You don't know that eggs gender.
Please respect it.

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

squash youwannaplayagame

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

Gonna toot toot captain sabrina of the enterprise?
And urgh, do you gotta bust chops or witness it?
Remember to rick and morty beforre the meeting :)

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

That has nothing to do with the idea of me cooking for you, Theseius.

Cute.

I'm sure it happens.
I'm not like I was before, or like others are, where I constantly have to remind everyone.

Juan White
Juan White

idkwatgameuwanaplay

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

Oh

wonder if we can find a pedigree one. Use it as a ball in sports.

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

I need to pet that.

William Taylor
William Taylor

it's disgusting

it's turning my stomach, but i can't look away, it's like a bad car wreck

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

DayZ it up with Loods

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Dank Souls could be fun.
Let me finish this ep.

Asher Long
Asher Long

Die.

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

nah i dont really wanna ds that much
also that one was old

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

But it's not disgusting, it's the most non-issue I've ever seen

I'm absolutely rustled

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Oh my god you fickle wad.
What do you want to play? I don't know what I have.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Wow fuck you

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

it's disgusting

it's turning my stomach, but i can't look away, it's like a bad car wreck

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

He wants you to play with his butthole.

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

He was doing it to me too.
I think something happened IRL so he's being a retard to people or something.

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

I saw the file name as I clicked it.

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

i'm close to vomiting

had to close ebay and delete the cap

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

You should cheat on Tokai
It's pretty fun tbh

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

Man egg

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

I'm being trolled.

James Jackson
James Jackson

so old

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

wat is ur steam i will check

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

i answered before

spare yourselves

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Are you a ghoul?

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

this is disgusting

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

one day erin i'm going to cover you in tiny egg people while you sleep

and just when you wake up i'm going to pop all their heads and cover you in the yolk

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

why

just cause you can stomach the thought of man egg doesn't mean everybody can

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

how'd you get the redness down

Daniel Hernandez
Daniel Hernandez

I don't know why I've never considered that they may make cute pets. I guess because when I was in school, game wardens would visit and warn us not to touch them, so I've always been kind of afraid of them. I feel like a bigot now. But now that I've seen that baby's cute little legs and watched it play, I'm a whole new person!

You sure are being sweet today. Not that you're not always sweet when we talk, but still.

Hopefully no chops will need busting. My boss is pretty level-headed most of the time, but this issue could foul up a relationship with an important client, so I don't know what to expect. I will do some prep before going in.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

lol?

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

yes

i like egg yolk, but something about the man shape is deeply sickening for an egg

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Can't wait till Dark Lord Subaru

Hope you guys are ready for the complete opposite of a happy ending

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

the head of an egg

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

You have me added.
This Old Dog.

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

I wouldn't be able to forgive myself, tbh.

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

Hey, smooth-skin.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

M-Me be the girl?

His situation might have been salvageable, I feel really bad for people who get botched surgery, or maybe they regret it 10 years down the line

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

sometimes they're redder than others

they all go red or purple when i'm doing active stuff, but otherwise they mostly white

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

I flirt with people I like or want to piss off.
I like you.

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Why'd you slash your arms tho

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

Got to be prepared
It'll be okay sabby ❤️🦄
You are the star girl
I want pizza.
It's nearly payday

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

FEELS GOOD MAN: why did grim give your phone number out?
Chii: did he?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: said he got it off of ian?
Chii: yeah he did
Chii: like a creep
Chii: stole it off his phone
FEELS GOOD MAN: so this actually happened then
Chii: yeah
Chii: did he post my number in thread or something?
FEELS GOOD MAN: mhm
FEELS GOOD MAN: a little bit ago
FEELS GOOD MAN: you didnt hear?
Chii: nope
Chii: guess i'll ask bebop to ban him
FEELS GOOD MAN: hey you do you baby boo

Jack Butler
Jack Butler

I don't want ghouls in my settlement.

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

i was trying to let the wasps out

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

luckkyyyyyy

David Richardson
David Richardson

Now you're getting it.

Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

cook for me
anything except pineapple and veggies

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Ah, obvious.

Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

im guessing yours are rly red all the time or something?

William Flores
William Flores

When did he do this?

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

squash do you have dayz installed

Matthew Scott
Matthew Scott

never

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

wtb lewd thread

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

To be a better person you need to know what a bad person does

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

Well according to the internet they're nocturnal, eat bugs and burrow and climb so it may be easier to fit a kitty with ball armor and tickle its tummy so it curls up.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

luka don't eat veggies

Cannibalism is bad

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

LMAO

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

I'm not passable :c

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

I don't know if there's a point of no return on hrt

Guess it sucks if you develop tits and you regret it

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

and occasionally itchy and it shoots with pain sometimes, ye

John Smith
John Smith

Subtle you would be passable if you let me do your make up.

Robert Price
Robert Price

This entire conversation was about how I could cook for you, and include the pineapple and veggies and you would still love it.

That's surprisingly deep.

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
We can adopt the trap diet together.

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

I don't.

WOOOOOOOOOW Boo.

Selling cummies.

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

PONR is 6 months for some things

that sucks

why is your name going on and off? you know we have IDs right

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

Luka sustains himself on LoL skins.

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

You're in one

That's pretty quick

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

not going full edgelord

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

I wanna do that thing

Wghere is that rhing

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

Where is this edgelord alignment test?

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

i think if i put my name on i'll be more inclined to stay

the other guy is in the other room

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

after that point you'll keep breast buds even if you stop, and it starts to get iffy whether or not you'll regain fertility if you stop. some people can, some people can't.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

its quiz result hour

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

let's go play something before this gets worse squash

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

No idea.
Older than this.

James Bailey
James Bailey

o-oh

you are not squash

uh

are you moogen?

who r u

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

I actually need to sleep.
I didn't see how late it was and I can't fall asleep at the wheel again.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

hholy shit kill yourself

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

im the cute one

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL.

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

hi moogen !

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

neato

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

I will come in there and beat the shit out of you.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Its almost a shame squash and soto havent crashed and died tet
Tragic actually

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

i said it wouldnt work

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

Wow, I almost sounded cool there for a sec, huh?

OW THE EDGE/10

Why so edgy fam?

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Neger where is that test from

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

It may be even easier to fit a Lolo with ball armor and tickle its tummy so it curls up.

Remember how I said I always cut myself off at two slices? I had three today, and my tummy's very angry about it.

You ol' dog. :3

William Brooks
William Brooks

who dis
ice cold
:'(

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

die

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

Because I just can't wake up.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

And stop stealing my ID.

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

who even cooks with pineapples

i'll have blablabla, but no pineapples please

oh shit, sorry sir, but literally everything on the menu has pineapples, because pineapples are stupidly ubiquitous and abundant

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

boo
dont be too prideful to reply to me when i blankpost you
i can miss it very easily

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

Yeah ok soon enough but that test tho

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

chav trash arent able to enjoy the rich taste of pineapple

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

I'd honestly let IKT shit on my chest.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

You are writing cheques ur body cant cash
Wiggle
Wiggle
What kind?

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

pineapple goes in every meal

Austin Garcia
Austin Garcia

Brits are naturally angry after we took the Suez Canal from them.

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Yeah, I know you did.
But you don't know my cooking at all, and I've cooked for excessively picky people before.

Almost, yeah.

Almost made me swoon, even.

The only things I know of that aren't fruit based are Hawaiian pizza and ham.

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Thats a funny egyptian flag

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

I feel this is probably Mugen.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

it is unintentional
pride would be a gimp

hi

Joseph Roberts
Joseph Roberts

but I don't need armor do i? there's no one looking to prey on me.

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

you can gimp me if you know what i mean

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

Kolhua Ackbar.

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

SHIT I NEED A TRIP NOW

And no, that was me.

We both know it wasn't you butt pirate.

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

Kahlua is for fat white bitches.

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

No, that's Malibu Rum.

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

Just don't let it be like "DogDICk" or something.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

you know what my flatmate said to me yesterday

what if your dog learned to talk, but all she ever said was "allahu ackbar"

William Cook
William Cook

Multicultural doge

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

They're both for fat white bitches.

Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

if I mistake your meaning it could be disastrous.
you're right. im here to ruin your e-cred.

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

I know at least two people who'll do unspeakable things to your tummy given the chance.

Supreme. It's got everything on it. It was so yummy and I hadn't had breakfast!

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

touché young one.

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

i want you to take me out to the woodshed

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

I don't have e cred.

Babe.

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

oh no how scary

you'll have to protect me from them

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

Well. Then you needed that extra slice... Home slice... Heh

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

The one who lives on does so due to circumstance

I don't know abut you, but when I heard this, and coupled with watching a lot of Rick and Morty, this very quote kicked me in the jimmy. ;w;

Justin Thompson
Justin Thompson

https://youtu.be/kYKGp_TEanY?t=31

This shit is fuckin fire fam
At least the spics can do something right

I should do that more often
Too bad I enjoy bullying you too much

Aaron White
Aaron White

Don't do it.
Also, go the fuck to sleep.

Nigger, you are younger than me.

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

it reminds me of Jelly Kid from Bravest Warriors

he has the power to magically make anything he wants, but he only makes toast

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

oh

oh no!

you hurt uncle bernie
then shut up

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

Hm?
How old are you?

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

I'm not tired
Come cuddle me to sleep.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

as long as it doesnt have pineapple and veggies

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

That'll be difficult ''cause I'm one of them.

I went full piggy, Piggy. I'm so ashamed!

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

FINE!
But I won't be quiet about this.
YOU'LL HEAR ABOUT THIS FROM MY FEMISISTERS

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

When you can have everything, I'm sure it is only a matter of time till you just want to settle down and stick with little things.

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

Someone tell Ikt to take the test like the fucking slut he is

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

As does everyone else, apparently.

I feel bullying is best saved for the bedroom though.

John Garcia
John Garcia

No, Squash, no.
I can't replace the love your dad didn't give you.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

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Are you Dak?

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

Master race

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

ok well defend me from the other

Protect your property

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Source plz

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Five hundred twenty-five thousand Six hundred minutes.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

I mean, considering I haven't known my father I would guess not.

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

http://www.easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Ooooh, I should've watched this AGES ago.
Like... the first episode.

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

lulu buffs when

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A BLANKET JOKE WITH NO SPECIFICATIONS.
WAY TO RUIN IT.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Please refrain from making references from crappy movies.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

I'm sorry.

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

guten Nachmittag...

chaotic neutral

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

When she isn't an annoying overloaded piece of shit

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

Oink oink
Piggy piggy
Oink sabrina
Oink

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

Force Mugen to be your dakimakura and go the fuck to sleep.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

Lol so random

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

tfw no special engineer baller friday

how are you feeling mugen

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

No.

Parker Price
Parker Price

All this pent up bullying though, sometimes I can't hold it in

White as fuck/10

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

ikr rofflemao XD

James Roberts
James Roberts

who is Dak?

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

Trees don't grow from bark

This dog is a fucking idiot

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

No homo, bro.

Zachary King
Zachary King

if you're going to force mugen to be anything it should be a fleshlight

take on the role of the father who's angry at his son for getting so many piercings

Anthony Ward
Anthony Ward

And having a faggoty son

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

lulu is like one of the weakest champoonsat the moment

Ryan James
Ryan James

loco should be a fleshlight

John Cook
John Cook

Fucking good, she's been broken forever

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

No way.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

my ex

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

shewas never broken you shit
atleast not moreso than the main cancer thatis still broken

fugggg

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

It happens.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

[Character] isn't broken because they're my main!

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Pick or ban in like every LCS game for months

Hurr

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

-rub rub-

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

New

David Flores
David Flores

WOW FUCKING COPYCAT

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

hey user

how do you feel about Dak

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

I will crush anyone who tries to violate you without my consent!

Baaaa raaaam yeeew!
That's the sound of my tummy trying to crawl out of me and find a more responsible owner.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Sabs, can I violate Loco?

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

me too, sabs.

Kayden Walker
Kayden Walker

Step off, Jew boy.

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