I suppose a new one of these is needed.
I suppose a new one of these is needed
I have never really dabbled in leagues ranked.
unless I play second support.
I did get five gold medals in a game once as soldier, but the team was just so awful that my scores were like 7 kills, 2 objective kills, 3 seconds on objective, 400 healing...not sure the exact scores but they were really low. when I'm the best person on the team the team is probably losing.
Same time as norms.
(Scood of the loom)
Unfortunately I can't fall in love v.v
How are you?
I remember people being a lot more fanatical about it so I never bothered.
Sometimes I jack off in game.
this surprises me zero
So you're feeling better now?
I was worried about you
I still had fun though.
you just have fun slobbing tank knobs, you damn degenerate.
Look, you made me horny again.
that doesn't seem like it's very difficult to do with you.
Do you know if there's a subscribe button somewhere?
what exactly happened to you?
I haven't been satisfied in ages.
Sadly this blog page doesn't work like that, you must check back frequently for updates.
sounds like you're just not trying hard enough.
How 2 unsubscribe
How about donations? LOL
once you are here you're subscribed forever.
Sleep is Death.
I'm missing something important.
For ever ever?
there it is
many people without testicles go on to live rich, fulfilling lives.
Like comment and subscribe, it really helps me out.
Is there no escape?
only one, but we're all too lazy to do it.
besides, you know you love it here.
I want to get off Mr. Holla Forums wild ride!
Don't call me weird things.
I feel like I should be posting Kuroko.
How's your day going?
Go to your nearest supermarket and pick up a Subway gift card. I'll fill you out on the rest of the details later.
If you want, you could request to be banned for a certain amount of time to take it out of your hands.
Busy and tiring. I am looking forward to sleep.
Don't give it to Luka.
I swear to god, Test.
tfw i try to talk to goggles but she just ignores me
maybe i should just stop talking her from now on
That's the joke, if not actually the plan.
That would not stop me from lurking.
I was referring to you usual first post of the day.
it was weird to see you enter the thread without it.
and I guess for you, those ones they use for dogs would be quite fitting, so no one would even be able to tell.
It wouldn't give you a reason to stick around.
Maybe I'll get my collar and walk around the dog park.
Ahh, I know that feeling.
I'm probably going to have one of those days today, myself.
Can't go to sleep yet?
I did something similar yesterday too.
that usually calms you down. go for it, champ
I want a pet Maki.
What if I liked silently lurking?
I wasn't around for that so it essentially didn't happen.
It is a sad time to be Danish
We don't have Subway here.
It's only 12am.. I have hours to go.
You're a secret hentai!
I had a black one. it broke.
I want to get a matching leash for when I get laid.
they aren't expensive. local pet store should have some.
With enough lunch meat and pedophiles you'd have a relative approximation of a Subway.
I know but buying rthe collar was embarrassing enough.
Just like how the universe only cam into existence when you were born, and will stop existing when you die.
I usually go to bed before 12, or try to.
Are you going to join me when we're married?
no one will think anything of it if you go buy a leash at a pet store. you're overthinking things.
I picked up lube with it as well.
Along with some food.
Didn't look good.
Ah, I should have known you wouldn't get that.
Jared, the famous spokesperson for Subway, was found to be in possession of child pornography.
Join you? married!?
no, I'm not that full of myself. but as far as I'm concerned everyone who I'm not interacting with at the moment is just in stasis until they are interacting with me again. or at least interacting with others near me.
you worry too much. literally no one cares what anyone buys. I've been to sex shops several times and every time it was like shopping at any other store that happens to have a friendly, helpful cashier. so it was actually nicer than other stores. my point is, no matter where you are, no one gives a shit what you're buying.
Eh, it's whatever.
I just want to get with someone with the kinks Ihave.
he also admitted to actually having sex with I think over a dozen minors.
I'm not sure why anyone was surprised though. he just looks like a pedophile.
it's difficult for people like us with so many.
In bed, and yes, Married.
We've been over this, love!
So the world was in stasis before you were born,
and will return to stasis once you die.
If I get my own place I might just get a dog and let it fuck me into a coma.
The joke "wanna see my five dollar footlong" has become much darker these days.
I had no idea. But I suppose you could do some similar jokes since our legal age of consent is 15.
after I die I will be watching the world from the afterlife and enjoying the show.
seems like a solid plan.
it's even funnier now, because it's not jared asking it, it's his cellmates.
the one about to get fucked looks so depressed.
More like exasperated
He was saved and apparently does it because money issues, and the bear made a shitty joke.
Or from a hole in the ground.
I don't mean anything indecent.
I'm a chronic cuddler, so cuddles before bed are always nice.
well I've been there. haven't we all?
if I was getting paid to get fucked you better believe I'd give that service with a smile.
location won't matter to me when I'm dead. as long as I can be a ghost voyeur
What if you can't?
then the afterlife is going to suck.
Stupid fifteen year olds are honestly probably just as informed about sex and its repercussions as stupid eighteen year olds, but I'm willing to hold onto my puritanical morality and say that 18 is a more reasonable age of consent. Not that I have any desire to argue it.
Sex was the payment.
oh. well that's nice.
Friends can cuddle too, that's not, like, anything weird.
Alternatively the hole in the ground.
I don't know.
Stupid sexy children.
Casper wants you people to hear dis
We could also just keep it a secret.
the body will be there, sure.
stupid sexy explosions
Stupid sexy Flanders..
Season 3 is really hitting the high notes.
it's like a sexy crossover episode.
Stupid sexy cats
Sleep is meth
I'm so capping him.
I'm sorry. this is not something I want to talk about.
mr. peanut better is wonderful.
16:20 - Casper Rica: also this
16:20 - Casper Rica: http://vocaroo.com/i/s13vORgGMOcd
16:20 - Casper Rica: :D
I use to have a folder for him, but got rid of it.
why would you do this? I don't understand why people delete their folders. you never know when you're going to want an old one.
All I'm saying is just that humanity isn't capable of knowing death.
And rotting in the ground seems like the most sensible outcome to me.
Woah there, Tsuchi.
Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
I didn't want to come back.
knowledge of the afterlife is impossible. doesn't mean I can't assume there is one.
you should know by now there is no escape.
back in 20
she has cute face
yes, you do.
Yeah she's really cute
That's a girl?????
Luka don't read this no he's not
LUKA SAVED A DUDE
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Bad boy, don't be a cunt.
Why would somebody think that's a girl??????Because he blushes and wears an earring?
I've got too many folders.
you would deny me one of my only pleasures?
*Don't be a cunt to me.
fair enough. you could always assume that's not what I'm doing, since I do tend to try not to be that way to people I'm fond of.
But then I'd be wrong at least some of the time.
I could go for a nice steak right about now.
not really. if I come across as a cunt, it's most likely me not expressing myself properly. it's never because I'm trying to be one towards you.
Why does she curse so much?
That does actually sound super nice.
How exactly do you like your steak, anyway?
I'm just gonna be full oblivious and believe almost everything you say until I get my coffee.
everything is trash
gg no re
you tend to do that whether you've had coffee or not.
clockwork if you say anything other than rare or medium rare we can't be friends.
Why did you read it?!
I like my stake burned black
I don't want no tapeworms
Medium rare is the only thing you should ever ask for. Anything more or less and you've ruined the meat.
I WANT MY TOKAI MEDIUM RARE
because you called out to me ;~;
that's emily. the other netherlands.
Then why do you feel the need to reiterate everything forever?
Ahhhh, you're making me hungry,
Tokai is factually mine, you slut.
but that's Emily.
nothing better to do, I guess.
You're a bad girl who doesn't do what they're told..
Scanner is a bit slow sometimes
I have noticed.
It's pizza or nothing
But there are not girls here.
Oh, I keep get mixed up between emily and tokai.
they do both act pretty silly.
I am also hungry but there's only left over chocolate pastries.
It's like you think I'm, like, 10 or something...
Are chocolate pastries no good?
I have a bit of a thing for pastries myself.
Baked goods in general, really.
Gon b gud
when you act your age I will treat you like an adult.
I do not have much taste for rich flavours.
the rare sighting of tokai before he's drunk.
Does anyone have the source for this?
very... scientific reasons...
W-what is age...?
Fair enough, I suppose.
Do you prefer butterscotch, or pecan?
If someone were to bake a pie, I mean.
nothin' but a number, baby
Then mine is 762!
perfect for soto, then.
I thought Soto was lolis, traps and failtraps?
he's into old ladies now.
Then mine's 9.
you're still probably in his strike zone.
I'm amazing! et toi?
you already know you can't beat me.
I need my morning coffee still.
Drink less, love.
quite the mouth on you for a four year old. someone should wash it out with soap.
accidentally turned bf into a neet
he doesnt even want to leave the house for gorceries
cant get baking stuff unless i cart it back on my own
tfw no freshly baked spelt loaf bread and fillet of haddock
Please punish me, Daddy.
I've been a naughty girl.
Drink less, love.
tokai do not do this. just drink more water when you drink.
Season 3 is off to a REALLY good start.
why must you try and make it lewd every time.
fuck outta here with your spoilers.
those spaghetti strainers are gonna pay off
Have the biggest cup!
but I love tomato juice..
Wash my mouth out with soap, daddy.
Your thick, liquid, soap.
IT"S JUST PORN
I meant alcohol.
I was kinda worried last night.
so you've just been letting me win every time because?
I'm not interested in 4 year olds.
I lied, I'm actually 12.
Leave him for a cute trap.
well in that case.
leave him for itk
Leave Ikt for Loco.
I-I don't wanna make you worry..
nuhuh I won
It's the trip code. The 66666 thing, I thought Tokai had a 66666 thing.
traps are gay tho
cant i have a harem with loco, ikt, and toki?
those thunder thighs though
you most certainly did not.
he does not.
Damnit, so who was Emily? @_@
Okay Holla Forums
give me your BEST blog
So drink less alcomahol.
I walk a lot.
Emily has the !66666666Ok tripcode.
Tokai has a secure trip.
Kind of want to play Overwatch, but I want to watch Bojack as well.
Honoka chubby af
have a nightmare
open steam on my phone
read cute message from sabs
go back to sleep a happy loco
You a liar pants on fire
I won't drink until monday!
cause im in Belgium then
It's less about frequency and more about magnitude.
Your previous one was better
That's not bad, could totally have posted that without linking
i didn't make 1
play dirt rally
use 1995 impreza
have infuriating monte carlo run
finish 2nd overall
continue to greece
ragequit and cry because no handbrake
wuz that mean?
I've never tried those pies before. I really only ever tried apple. I suppose raspberry would be my favorite. or blueberry.
Loco, I'm bored.
yeah me too
i'm gonna go buy things. goodbye.
Don't drink less often.
Drink less when you do.
Oh, well then.
I can do those too.
Play Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune
Use Evo VIII MR GSR
An Iraqi challenged me with GUEST status
2 other Iraqi's challenged me too
Picks a route
I run an 830 HP
The iraqi's played as guest so they only have 300 HP with no handling
I decided to give them early start
2000 m away from me
Starts to accelerate in full speed
One of them notice I accelerated
He screamed on top of his lungs
Crashes his car onto mine
I ended up at 150 km/h again due to no handling
Still won the race
3 Free stars and a gold medal
They immediately runs away looking at me funny
I quickly look away and just stare at my free win
well if it's you..
My blog was so shit nobody acknowledged it :D
What was the Webm size limit?
i just put my brown loaf in the oven to bake, got myself a lemon tea, and am enjoying the idea of a sandwich in approximately an hour when its done baking.
toki a cute
Take a nap
Have a nightmare and wake up all sweaty
Alarm goes off
Ignore and sleep
8 as in Holla Forums
8mb, isn't it?
He's also mine.
youre welcome to join the harem too
I acknowledged it bb.
mfw whenever I wake up from nightmare when I force it back to sleep, the nightmare resumes as if the nightmare was paused.
I've only managed that with a good dream, but a few days ago I got 3 different nightmares because I kept waking up.
I am moved.
I wish it was 20mb
id post so much h if it was
Who are you?
There will be no harem involving Tokai, unless it's my harem.
If it uses the global filesize limit, it's 8.
Should be at least like 12mb, so I could post my soviet-chan webms.
But now that you put it like that, 20mb would be good for OW PotGs.
They don't have larger upload size limits in the Philippines.
you can be the head of the harem if you like
I know the Russians have a size limit of 12mb.
I re-checked, apparently it's 20mb now.
I'll drink less just for you
ok, you can be the bitch of the harem, tokais pet cock sock
Estimated time remaining... 00:50:00
It's only 1 minute wth.
Why doesn't the G27 include a handbrake and force feedback on the pedals and the shifter?
The outcome greatly varies, but it doesn't usually take a lot of time.
It's like you want to die.
dont worry, im sure tokai will shower you with affection
It's at 9% and the time has gone up to 00:55:00
Well then, I think it depends on your CPU as well.
Okay it's been a lot more reasonable. Should be done within 15 minutes.
Anything for you
i believe they call them OPs
Going to post it afterwards?
Those are some techno viking-tier moves.
Ofcourse! practice makes perfect.
Who are you?
i'm from the archives, friend of a friend of a top 10 reposter when the original domain was functional
I rarely come here.
Well maybe too rare.
i remember something from my childhood
when the emo boys kiss even if they're straight cause emo and stuff
was super cute
Immortan Joe: Origins
Just got to play with different settings to get it to fit the 8mb size limit, only ever really had that problem with +3 min videos.
OPs are OP.
I am funny. but not really
Here ya go!
Hello again eh.. Kastelle.
oh boy, the internet remembers too
I remember MySpace.
Yeah, good to be back I guess.
myspace was too mainstream, we used vampirefreaks
man, watching straight boys with neat hair kiss
i miss my youth
Neru makes the settings seem so easy. It takes me a while to find the balance.
they are what they are
that looks like that Mario Party drag race minigame
almost knew that feel tbh
I haven't played Mario Party since I had my old N64.
Now I have to find my old profile and hope I don't cringe so hard my face gets stuck that way.
even back then i was happily bisex, so i kissed all the boys and girls.
had some cute times.
snuggling on the train with my friends and stuff.
i wish i could be close with people like i was back then.
do adult emos grow boundaries or if i found some new emo friends would i be back on the kisses and cuddles and falling asleep on people wagon?
i daren't even look
i know loads of mine and my friends profiles are still active, occasionally my ex still posts there, lol
Seems pretty good, never heard of that game though.
Some people can pull off some magic with them, I still haven't figured out how the Russians do it.
In my experience, once people think you've grown up, you're expected to only snuggle with one person. It's awful.
oh my fucking god memories are flooding back so hard
i was so nearly happy then, and there were so many special moments where i was just in heaven while they lasted
brb killing myself so i can be young again
netplay on emulators though, is somewhat unstable but it works if the other client on the client side is willing to play with lag
that actually fucking sucks major monkey cock
i wanna have friends i can kiss and who will hold me and stroke my hair while i fall asleep again
god dammit memories of how close we all were and sending me into an emotional pit of nostalgia :x
I picked it up from a Humble Bundle a while ago. I dabble in it every so often and try to learn how to control it.
How are you supposed to control it?
The rarely part.
If I ever win the lotto and tour Europe, I'll stop by and snuggle you. I got a list of peeps I gotta hug and cuddle and junk.
awesome, i'm down
Now you reminded me that I've got tens of games I have never played.
So are you saying that you want me here frequently?
What happened to Grim.
What happened to Manaka...
control what? the lag? you really can't.
the client is given freeware dynamic libraries to work with so if you can code something else which is better then it isn't worth complaining about
searching vamp freaks for my old city, i have found 2 ex's so far
did i just date like every emo kid there was within a 10 mile radius
They're still around, but I think Grim's at work and Manaka, well, no clue.
But they were around yesterday.
I'm here nearly every day.
alicia, like my absolute favourite human being on the planet
courtesy of vampire freaks
Humble Bundle will do that.
Oh I meant like, with the N64 Controller.
idk i've never stuck one of those in a PC
I'm mostly just blaming Steam sales.
Logged In: Jan 14, 2015, 02:21pm
erin wishes to be the little boy
time for a new profile here i think lol
How are you Luka?
tfw you live in germany/france and you go outside just see the daily terror of somebody being bombed or run over
Holy shit Manaka is back?
They were posting yesterday, no clue if it's permanent.
What the fuck is that shit
Post your MySpace
bored and rich
i need to get me some emo clothes
we doin this
livin like we used to
my tummy needs food
bubi insecure faggots
and sabs and welms
Bored and rich?
That hurt my feelings Erin.
Have a good one.
What does pansexual mean again?
Sorry I dont into tumblr
It means you have sex with pans.
Guess Im Rinsexual
Not much. Waiting to go into work. I ordered my shizzles today so I hope there's no delay on my direct deposit tonight^^
Sup with you?
tfw I killed all the elmasexuals
Slow morning eh?
Sounds pretty good.
Just spent the morning at gym and then helped some relatives with yard work.
Otherwise just chilling it today and waiting for my bros.
Why not amuse yourself with that money?
Or is it like saved for a bad day?
I slept in lol
That sounds far too physical for a Wednesday tbh
Damn, hopefully your manager isn't mad at you.
Yeah, that's how I felt like, but at least it's over with now.
Yet going to do the same deal all over again on Friday.
What, nononono I work 2nd shift lol
So you like to lift things then put them back down?
how do i amuse tho ;~;
Time to go, bye.
Ah, well then.
Well it's more so that I have something to do.
Vidya, movies etc.
Shrooms and vodka
Losing a game and servers crash and you get kicked from game with no penalty
losing so hard you ddos the servers because you can't take a loss
I noticed that after agreeing with Boo for your lack of personality you have been riding my dick all day.
Why is DayZ so satisfying to play
And you are?
Ahh good to know.
He wants your chode.
i dont do drug or alcohol or bad stuff
no good movies out ;~;
when you cook a lovely meal and feel like a grown up
Why is DiRT so hard
I don't have a chode though.
I do however want pizza.
I will be back. Need my no cheese, no sauce, half beef fix.
Choke on it.
How do you live
The fuck is wrong with you?
That is not a PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I can suck a dog dick as big as my fist without gaggin a pizza won't be an issue.
I'll be back in 20. You may attempt to haze me again when I return.
Colbs, go to work.
Wow. I would really appreciate it if you didn't label my food.
It's bread that's trans pizza.
Seriously though. I need to go get it.
I've been there for 2 and a half hours, I'm on break nerd
This reminds me to freak out at my coworkers when they say "thank you sir"
See ya soon, Squashems.
I'm not a nerd, nerd.