(CookieDough pie goodness)
Oh you've seen it?
pls do share
Oh? Green? That's actually better than blue imo
So your eyes make up for your shitty hair
I'm actually more excited to try out that cute mouth of yours tbh
Soto is weird
In your dreams.
hrt works wonders lmao
You wouldn't be able to handle my dreams fam
BELLIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKIN STREET YALL
you're a bellend
I'm too high for thi shit right now
Just read a post on quora and it reminded me of a poster here
Who do you think it was?
Anyway, one of the kids, the oldest daughter, was 12 at the time and seemed to be fairly dependable. She at least seemed like the one least likely to do something absolutely insane or stupid. She seemed to take a liking to our only daughter at the time, who I’m going to guess was about 1-year-old, and she began asking if she could babysit for us as a way of earning some money. My wife, at the time, was still deeply into her “we can’t exist without this baby in our presence!” mode, so it was tough for us, but we ended up using her as a sitter one night while we went out on a date.
When we set the ground rules to his girl, one thing we stressed was that she was not to use our computer; not only did it belong to a programmer (thus, full of very expensive software), but we didn’t want her using the computer unsupervised, especially when we’re paying her to watch my daughter. So, when we got home, verified that my daughter had not been devoured by wolves and everything was good, we paid the girl and her mother picked her up.
When I opened my computer the next morning, something made me say, “Hmmmm”. There was a single web browser window open, minified, and when I clicked it, I could see it was a pop-up ad…as if somebody closed the main browser window but missed the pop-up. Yes, hmmmmmmmm. Sounds like somebody didn’t follow the rules…but I had nothing concrete, so I didn’t do anything.
A couple weeks later, we had some “event” to go to, so we arranged for the girl to watch our daughter again, arranged for payment, set the same ground rules. But, now, I was smart: my computer was now armed with a nice little keystroke tracker: every key pressed on the keyboard was logged, and a screenshot was taken every 5 seconds. The girl said she’d probably be doing her homework all night while my daughter was asleep, so I felt good.
We went to the event came home…still no wild wolf attacks, that’s good, so, same as last time, we sent her home with her mother.
nd I went to look at the keylogger.
Now, let me ask you, oh brave soul: how many penises would be too many for me to have seen in those screenshots? If you answer with anything other than “one,” then you have a problem.
What I was seeing was the result of a 12-year-old girl going to “erotic chat rooms” and having cybersex with every guy she could find. She was aggressively pursuing them, asking them to send pictures of their wangs. She was discussing things she had no business knowing: 3-ways, bondage, anal fisting, the Cleveland Steamer…she knew terms that I had never heard of. I was floored. She was online within minutes of us leaving and it appeared that she had been chatting up until the moment we called and said, “We’re on our way home.” She even made statements about how “the baby’s crying, but she can wait.” I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. She was talking to old men, teenage boys, whoever she could find.
I was appalled, both by the fact she was doing this, but also because she was obviously not doing anything with our daughter.
sat down with my wife and discussed this with her, debating on the right course of action to take, when the phone rang: it was the girl, saying she left one of her schoolbooks at our house, asking if she can come by the next day to pick it up. “SURE!” we said, knowing this would give us a chance to talk to the mother and daughter.I prepared to have a sitdown with them the next night. I printed out about 70 pages of what I saw, highlighting the parts discussing how much she hated my daughter’s crying, how she wished she would just shut up and go to sleep. Re-reading everything made it even worse for me, I was incensed.
The mother and daughter arrive and we invite them to sit at the table. I ask the girl, “Did you use our computer yesterday?”
“Not even for just a few minutes?”
“No. Well, at one point, I saw Sydney [my daughter] touching the keyboard while I was playing with her, but that was it.”
I then put the pages of cybersex onto the table for her mother to look at. I pointed out the pictures of random schlongs that were being transmitted. I pointed out the highlighted portions that showed full-out neglect of a child she was being paid to watch. I pointed out some of the things her 12-year-old daughter was discussing. They were both completely silent while I pointed all this out.
When I was done, the mother sat in silence for a moment, then looked up at the two of us and said, “I can’t believe you violated my daughter’s privacy like this.”
I'm not reading this bullshit
Did you watch the OVA yet?
Yes, I didn't post screencaps it was too lewd
The best of random british insults
I'm fucking showing my dad the series lmao
this is a lot funnier than it should be
Where the fuck did ZERO go?
Its a pretty lolz read
where is my fucking bro zero
its soo fucking awkward oh my god
can you even imagine being that mother. just. holy shit.
If my parents knew what I was doing on the internet when I as twelve. Whew.
What's your problem with 3d girls Holla Forums?
When I was 12 I was looking at harlequin babies on the internet and it made me very scared.
Your dad is cool af tho
Im pretty sure he'll like that shit
Married Names irl lol
You're shitting me. no shit. FUCK
"I just don't like their personality
"Kinda bland honestly"
"Heard he was kind of a predator though"
GUESS WHO IS SAYING THIS
IF YOU WIN YOU GET 2$
1 TRY ONLY
I remember when crappy creepypastas scared me.
They are better than gay furry porn
And then I post shit like this and you go crazy for it
Slenderman scarred me as a kid. And also apparently made some other kid kill her friend.
I want this irl dakimura tbh
She was made into a pillow for our sins.
I uh was a fucking nerd who played MMOs
Ah yes. That wasn't that many years ago for me I think.
And then I post this shit which gives most of you boners
hi n stuff
You're talking, yes?
I was a nerd who. Yeah.
...Jesus. I got over them a little before freshman year.
2/10 thread entry
Asians' snatches look gross.
Sama, 2D or 3D girls
I haven't really seen many of them lately. Last time I even went on /b/ was back when the boxxy thing was starting.
Almost, but the noodle hands ruined it for me.
Hi! How's the rock studying going?
you will never be Huuu's dad and beat the gay out of him
...my plan was ill conceived
4d not being an option
Great, NASA is awesome
what about you?
who are you?
And I'm sure this gives some of you freaks kinks
gives me a hardon...
There's sites dedicated to them now, don't you know? I used to browse them in school, in between passing out and pissing of the science teacher.
Oh, you'd love to get your hands on little old me, huh?
Coolio. Null. I'm not doing -anything- important with my life!
Or this shit
That's actually hilarious.
I was never a fan of being scared. I'm not good with horror movies either, or other scary things.
That's okay because I get off to this
i sense a hint of cynicism in your posts...
the licking knobs thing is pretty neat yanno
How do I tell this chick shes a side chick and I dont really have feelings for her without hurting her feelings?
I kinda like it. My problem with scary movies is that they're all so fucking shit. They don't even scare people who're, like, smart.
"you's a bitch, ho."
I'm gonna start sharing the strange shit I am finding on my drive tonight
As in physically beating you.
havent seen this gif in a couple years...
you will never have Mordin get scared and cling on to you when watching a scary movie irl
Why do I have this/
Be honest. Don't be vague. Tell her straight up. It'll hurt more if you drag things out, so just be direct without being an asshole. Tell her you don't feel that way about her, and that you're sorry. DO NOT END THE MESSAGE WITH SOME OFF COMPLIMENT LIKE "YOUS PUSSY WUZ WET AS FK FAM".
Be tactful, respectful and direct.
for faith in humaity
Whatever you say, fucking weirdo.
Like what is happening here?
The positive is that she has a working pussy, the negative is that she has a working mouth.
This is inexcusable....
But I'm smart and I get scared really easily. It's not a matter of knowing it's not logically possible. You don't have nightmares based on logic.
Asians are magic
This thread is bad and you should feel bad!
I was trying to show that I was being sarcastic there. Poe's law or whatever.
I am really sleepy
I don't understand
Then...go to bed. Yeah? Sleep and let the big boys converse.
tfw Mordin doesn't worry about me this much
since freefree is on wierd shit ill post some of the shit i picked up the last few days. didnt have alot of freetime. but
shenanigans on 2channel, krautchan, 4channel, 7channel, 8 channel... you know. a normal night for sama.
Who even worries about people drinking anyway but yucky grills.
Next time then.
He's on weed fam, and Im about to be on that shit too
Just gonna try to finish this second 40oz
I worry about your drinking habits all the time and tell you to take breaks.
I'll be more prepared.
anyone wanna play a game
Fucking I'm shitposting on fb too
I doubt it, I'm pretty good at sounding unironically retarded.
At first I thought it was because the gif froze, but, gg.
Never more relevant
the joke is in the title.
Oh I'm sure.
BUt I'm a big boy!
What is this shit?
I think you missed it, actually.
Whatever you say, nerd.
what game were you thinking famalam
yeah, that too
Either Insurgency or Overwatch. I don't know if you have Insurgency, but, those are like, the only two games I have.
file too large...
RIP IN PEACES SOMEOF WAT IM COMING ACROSS THO
THERE ARE LINES ONE SHOULD NOT CROSS
lemme check your thing
we ought to play DST
test would join whenever he's on too
Good ol Cupid Kidz
That's why I have a crush on you
there are lines one should not cross...
DST? Ohh, Don't Starve together! I forgot I had that game, actually...
Praise me for my actions mister.
This is you doing it now isn't it? The sarcasm thing? I remember kroni.
Did anyone ever keep in touch with anyone from the old drawthreads?
lol, thats in my old reactions folder...
For a rookie.
Yeah he was like a drug. In literally every sense of the word.
I hope not.
Impossible to quit, making you shake from abstinence and a lot of fun when you're doing them?
I'll cut back on my drinking not cause it's for my good but just to see you smile more often :3
Normally drugs make you feel good before they make you feel like shit
Mordin x Kroni really was OTP.
Yeah and then add on the awful side effects and it's a pretty accurate representation.
oh shit whaddup
You in the center
me behind you
He sama whats up
damn it's lit tonight
Good! I remember you trying to make a commitment like this earlier this year when we spoke of your grandma. It seemed back then like a lot of things were on the up and up because of that, so maybe trying to stay sober is something that would do you a lot of good. You would feel better about yourself you know?
No it was null x kroni! They even skyped!
The abstinence and impossible to quit are awful side effects.
Uh... You know this is Kroni we're talking about, right? There's no joy to be had there. It's more like being hit in the back with a baseball bat over and over while you have a migraine.
nm unknoe sup batr
bish done lost her mind
I guess I'm just kinda masochistic and into "tsuns". AKA asshole douchebags.
Well yeah, kinda I guess.
Mainly I'd just stick to it to get at your boipussy, real talk.
That fucking scientifically proven gif gets me every got damned timed
Why not at least go for an attractive asshole?
If you know what's good for you, you'd keep it out of there.
We never -skyped-! And null x Kroni definitely wasn't OTP. Fuck that.
Do you really think that I think that I deserve a GOOD LOOKING ASSHOLE?
yea nah shes creizi
Besides all the good looking assholes are straight.
I learned this this hard way.
i cant wait till you get aids luke
I mean, I guess it depends how unspeakably hideous you are.
You just added him on skype but you never had the confidence to call? No that can't be right, I'm certain the two of you heard each others voices.
wanna play games?
you do not mean this vile serpent
If your next post isn't your waifu there is a good chance you might die the next time in your sleep
Quote this post with a pic of your waifu and post "good night waifu" or you may die in your sleep
good night waifu
On a scale of one to bastard child, it's definitely "grossly hideous".
Yeah, no. We never skyped, but we talked a lot when playing games and stuff. He was weird about things.
good night waifu
The hard way? Did you lick their boots clean and then not even get railed afterward? That's rough.
immunity boner is immune
That pretty much sums it up yes.
You're what's good for me tbh
Slightly better than "nightmare uggo" at least.
Weird about things? Do tell.
And you're not into that?
Sorry that I'm not gay.
That could be fun.
You have an asshole problem. You should stop playing with assholes. It's not healthy. You seemingly end up in shit when you do.
Talked as in voice comm or talked as in typed? I've been on voice comms with him before.
Then do as I say and be a good person!
I don't think anyone here is old enough to have played the Neverhood.
yes i do
better act fast
i have someone much cuter waiting to play a game with me
good night waifu
Don't tell him about us
You'd love the soundtrack.
Maybe. Still fucking awful.
I won't really elaborate on the weird things, though. I don't want to talk about him honestly.
Why do you always go making everything about you...?
Voice stuff. Also I can't help it. I like getting bullied, and for some reason I feel like people are lying when they just say I'm cute. They also have to call me a piece of trash. THEN I KNOW THEY'RE BEING GENUINE.
For everything I save, I post. This is one.
If they have no reason to be genuine, then they probably won't be. They'll just look out for themselves and lie when it fits them.
Who else could you even be talking about?
Just add me on steam and give me a picture of your face so that I can imagine you talking to Kroni and vomit in my cup of milk already.
i spent all last night getting him to stay here though
wanna play some dont stave together
i do not have that
Who is Huuu? DETECTIVE YU?
stop bringing your sluts here
Maybe a kiss will convince me to do as you say
He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 2.
Exactly. You can apply this to everyone though.
Random steam shitters. Do you really think I only talk to you?
Give me your steam then, fucker.
bard notice me
LOL HE STEPPED DOWN IN DISGRACE
I don't even know how to search for that kind of thing on Steam. I'm on Boo's friend list as Kaybe if you have access to that, he has like a billion friends so I assume you're on it.
I feel like Soto would probably be the sub in Mordin x Soto.
he was fighting for it for 30 years and finally got it
so he resigned to take a break
he literally accomplished his life dream
You: bard notice me
me: Cant listening to fallot mmusic
you: my parents arent home
No dice. All of my kisses belong elsewhere.
If someone is an asshole and they don't really like you then they don't have a reason, if they like you and want to be good to you, then that is reason enough not to lie. The feeling of knowing you could lose someone you care about if you lied usually keeps a lot of people honest.
Your shitposting is incredible.
I haven't understood a single thing you've posted so far.
Righto, then. Will add.
That's only semi-true. I assure you.
Just fuck him in the ass already.
It's not like you have real friends.
lol let's see if this can actually work
holy shit it actually works people are retarded
resign because I can't handle that hilarity
That's the best compliment I think I've gotten since I left my job, thank you
S E V E N
You're just jealous because he's more of an absolute madman than you could ever be.
terrible, nonsensical bait
Spoiler the gay furry shit.
The end solution to the jew matter?
I honestly wish I could be
I've loved Nigel Farage's nonsense for years lol
I wouldn't dream of reducing him to bait
O SHIT WADDUP
Saying what we are all thinking
We gas them.
Why would you save that?
installing the neverhood...
I think Kronie did like me though. And, yeah, I guess.
I remember two days ago having a dream of an old friend. Like really close. We cosnidered him family honestly. We were doing stupid shit in our neighborhood. And then I woke up, and actually thought it was real for a few minutes. Then I realized I was dreaming and was mildly disappointed.
You're very welcome.
T E N??
Plus, he's named goddamn Nigel.
How can you not laugh at a man named Nigel?
I'll just forget to do it next thread.
I, too, strive for unbarrageability.
Wait, wait, wait.
You actually had a dream where you even had a close friend?
H O L Y S H I T !!!
FUCK I LOST IT HERE
Okay, new game, One>>1205417
|Rolled 6 (1d7)|
You're so nice, Tsuchi, complimenting his imagination like that. Just a big softy on the inside.
You sure he didnt just like your underage ass?
I. What. No. I mean like. He was a close friend. In real life, and...
The Wild Thornberrys ruined that name for me
How do you pronounce barrage?
Maybe. I don't know how he works. He most definitely wouldn't tell us.
Should have been eight :(
|Rolled 3 (1d7)|
Yeah it was that probs.
He's kinda an enigma.
Also a nig. Fucking nigger.
is that good?
Sort of like how I pronounce garage.
Stop dreaming of having friends and actually go try to make some, you goddamn faggot.
I think he's just afraid to show weakness. He's not as complicated as he tries to be.
Wait, I forget? How many points did we agree that a manual refresh deducted? Was it 20 or 90?
i cant figure that out.
I'm not sure that's why I'm asking
I will, once school starts.
It's that and some other stuff I uncovered when he was drunk and actually kinda cute and cool to talk with.
wat are you talkign about
But who is the REAL kroni? Drunk kroni or sober kroni? Is a man defined by their actions, or who they can be under the right circumstances?
Not surprising the only people who enjoy kronie are the ones who would stoop so low as to take his dick
The game we were justing playing mao
You have a job.
Try to fuck one of your coworkers.
i didnt know we were playing a game
how do you play?
Drunk Kroni definitely.
What can I say, I'm an unbearable piece of shit.
They're all either 40 or fucking annoying.
Do you remember when /b/ tried to count to ten? Well we're trying to count to ten, but you only post one if you save one.
I thought it was pretty obvious.
me right now
Beggars can't be choosers.
I've fought and argued and been mean to kroni more than anyone else. He and I have been "friends" in that we are not friends for years. It's one of those things where no one likes the other but we're still familiar enough with one another to where it's some kind of weird friendship thing.
I am the furthest one will get from taking his dick. And I am also the furthest one can get from enjoying his company.
oh jeez come on I never said that dont be so hard on yourself
I wasnt really ever linked to this or had my attention drawn to it
post one or save one what?
Of course you're far from taking his dick, it is blatantly obvious that Kroni is a bottom boy.
I'm not actually begging though.
I don't think that's what 'friendship' is
Oh, in case you also weren't made aware, I am high as fuck
...you fapped to her
who wants to play ＶＩＤＥＯ ＧＡＭＥＳ
Maybe thats my problem tonight
My last re up was somebullshit
Pff, don't worry, I meant it in a more self-parody kinda a way.
I was mocking at how I look lowly on myself, so I feel like I only deserve real pieces of shit.
already playing the neverwood
The important part is that he and I are not like that. It's not even on the menu, it's gross and icky like spiders.
It's weird. I don't consider him my friend in any case and I don't really miss talking to him.
Bruh I was in the Sonic fandom before I ever jerked it on /cgl/, I seen shit bro
Mordin!!!!! Stop Argueing for thing you don't agree with!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Minerva Mink had nothing on Gadget from Rescue Rangers.
I am literally positive that you would fuck a spider.
When I was like 12 i kinda had it going for hat sonic slut girl but the weird skin color and weird ass animalistic face really were just a huge turnoff
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Am I in time for the cute girls?
How oldschool do you go back? What fourm were you a part of? I got a shit ton of old furries dA accounts, including deleted deviations.
just wanted to repost it after lurkin ga lola r34 thread today
I will counter gfur with sfur if that's what you want
A man can at least wish for nice posts on a nice thread.
Ugh, is there a fucking do not post list on 8ch?
not super far actually, I just jerked off to Sonic porn when I was like 12
first real community i was a part of was 4chan and even that only dates back like 3.5 years
I'm a girl
how about no fur
tfw feel when bard will never yiff you :^[
Ah well, my tastes in furries has varied over the year, but nekomimis reign supreme.
Do not post list?
okay lady love you byebye
I'm kind of an anime shitposter
I post anime
I jack off to hentai
i don't like FUCKING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!1!!!!
they are supreme!
but same like since that time i thought i was straight and saved only sfur
Hey cutie. How about you and me make memes?
I'm just a small town girl
livin in a loneley world
Pic related lol ;)
it's not really a big deal when it's at 1 a.m but damn man every time I come here I see it
it's hard enough to rationalize to friends when people are posting pictures of irl dicks and anime tits and loli like how the heck am i supposed to be like
LOL i dont like animal porn its just all over the board i post on every day
I prefer the real looking girls anyway
Eh? Why? I'm not into arachnids!
I don't like ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like
＼(・ω・＼)SAN値！(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ ＼(・ω・＼)SAN値！(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ ＼(・ω・＼)SAN値！(／・ω・)／ピンチ！ ＼(・ω・＼)SAN値！(／・ω・)／ピンチ！
Strangely I like this very much
very very much
I couldn't find a weebified arachnid from Killing Floor, so have a Scrake instead.
Good shit right?
Those are the most terrifying ones after the fleshpounds.
OH YOU ALREADY KNOW
That was a surpemey weebey me-me
your at the club weldin' doahs with your honey and this guy charges your ass?
what do u do
You're going all in with the memes. Too much.
I listen to it the morning of every Anime Expo
Nothing a mag dump from AA-12 can't fix.
Reach for the AA-12
A fellow support.
I approve of your solution.
Usually just going for AA-12, DB and the medic pistol for last rounds.
But sometimes need to play medic because some people don't know how to role balance.
Was 9th also Name?
No one asked you, slut
No one is going to remember 9th, what am I thinking?
Wowza. What a rude dude.
Can it be Halloween already?
48 BC Caesar's civil war: Battle of Pharsalus - Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt.
378 Battle of Adrianople: Goth army defeats Roman forces under Emperor Valens
1790 Robert Gray's Columbia Rediviva returns to Boston after 3 year journey, 1st American ship to circumnavigate the Globe
1898 Rudolf Diesel of Germany patents the diesel internal combustion engine
1942 Mahatma Gandhi & 50 others arrested in Bombay after passing of a "quit India" campaign by the All-India Congress
1945 US drops 2nd atomic bomb "Fat Man" on Japan destroys part of Nagasaki
1965 Singapore separates from the federation of malaysia and gains its independence
I was trying to post that response forever, my internet fucking died an hour ago so I'm tethered to my mobile net
You were around then?
I knew Name for quite some time
Before she was Name, even
I was anticipating for you to be really offended and then this would have turned into one of those weird doujins where sex ensues whilst crying.
Don't ask why.
Who was the fucking cat parsee?
Ian post room
That doesn't sound right to me though...
Same here Name was the very first person I ever came across on 4chan
One of my most favorite people to ever come around
miss them but glad nough to still haev tehm to bother on steam someitmes
I don't think parsee was derium I think he was from /lewd/
Derium disappeared and then came back as Jerashi.
Same. Except that I didn't keep in contact
They came back as Jerashi about an year ago and kept posting those cat Parsee images.
Jerashi did admit that they in fact were Derium.
Oh I may remember something to this effect
Holy fuck loud bro
What a small world
Never would have thought he'd find a way to lewd
although thats not a surprise
You've been away for too long, lol
Fuckn' skootles, how u been bruh?
Worrisome. That'd be rape!
Rape is a fairly common fetish
Sama what do I post now?
I will shitpost until you have chosen
Unless they really use that name and carry a Finnish flag, might not be them.
I was thinking more like consensual make-out sex.
"Hello, my name is Mordin and my fetishes are Rape and having sex with people who can't consent. I love rape, it's my favourite! It is nice to meet you, let's enjoy each others company."
90% of my shit involves cat ears
Don't be silly
you can still make out with a boy if she is wearing a skirt
I'll fucking rape you colbert
Made me captcha again?
Not bad, you?
No, no you won't.
The one guy who could just dance into Mordor and be a jackass for the hell of it, and he wouldn't still die.
I don't know what to believe anymore.
"It's okay if I'm wearing a skirt."
Or how that banner went.
Sounds about right
It usually stems from being submissive in the first place hue
Today was shit, which is why I'm high af right no
He was the most powerful being in the series, holy fuck, he could tickle smog's nose if he wanted to and not get caught
Oh boy, look... ANOTHER fetish thread...
if I was u
I'd wear a chastity belt to bed for the next few days
its safe to safe no homo afterweards just in case though
And just in the whole universe for the heck of him just existing.
I wouldn't dream of it.
I don't have one tho
yhy is this happening
i guess pic related
she has cute hair
oh well, shit happens mang
I trust your expertise in this.
I can work with that
Scoot is a tard.