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Julian Davis
Julian Davis

frist

Brody Sullivan
Brody Sullivan

Fun

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

(CookieDough pie goodness)
meow~

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Oh you've seen it?
pls do share

Oh? Green? That's actually better than blue imo
So your eyes make up for your shitty hair
I'm actually more excited to try out that cute mouth of yours tbh

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

Soto is weird

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

asd

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

In your dreams.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

hrt works wonders lmao

You wouldn't be able to handle my dreams fam

BELLIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKIN STREET YALL
https://youtu.be/gcV3jIqKznc?t=73

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

you're a bellend

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

I'm too high for thi shit right now

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Just read a post on quora and it reminded me of a poster here

Who do you think it was?
Anyway, one of the kids, the oldest daughter, was 12 at the time and seemed to be fairly dependable. She at least seemed like the one least likely to do something absolutely insane or stupid. She seemed to take a liking to our only daughter at the time, who I’m going to guess was about 1-year-old, and she began asking if she could babysit for us as a way of earning some money. My wife, at the time, was still deeply into her “we can’t exist without this baby in our presence!” mode, so it was tough for us, but we ended up using her as a sitter one night while we went out on a date.
When we set the ground rules to his girl, one thing we stressed was that she was not to use our computer; not only did it belong to a programmer (thus, full of very expensive software), but we didn’t want her using the computer unsupervised, especially when we’re paying her to watch my daughter. So, when we got home, verified that my daughter had not been devoured by wolves and everything was good, we paid the girl and her mother picked her up.
When I opened my computer the next morning, something made me say, “Hmmmm”. There was a single web browser window open, minified, and when I clicked it, I could see it was a pop-up ad…as if somebody closed the main browser window but missed the pop-up. Yes, hmmmmmmmm. Sounds like somebody didn’t follow the rules…but I had nothing concrete, so I didn’t do anything.
A couple weeks later, we had some “event” to go to, so we arranged for the girl to watch our daughter again, arranged for payment, set the same ground rules. But, now, I was smart: my computer was now armed with a nice little keystroke tracker: every key pressed on the keyboard was logged, and a screenshot was taken every 5 seconds. The girl said she’d probably be doing her homework all night while my daughter was asleep, so I felt good.
We went to the event came home…still no wild wolf attacks, that’s good, so, same as last time, we sent her home with her mother.
nd I went to look at the keylogger.
Now, let me ask you, oh brave soul: how many penises would be too many for me to have seen in those screenshots? If you answer with anything other than “one,” then you have a problem.

What I was seeing was the result of a 12-year-old girl going to “erotic chat rooms” and having cybersex with every guy she could find. She was aggressively pursuing them, asking them to send pictures of their wangs. She was discussing things she had no business knowing: 3-ways, bondage, anal fisting, the Cleveland Steamer…she knew terms that I had never heard of. I was floored. She was online within minutes of us leaving and it appeared that she had been chatting up until the moment we called and said, “We’re on our way home.” She even made statements about how “the baby’s crying, but she can wait.” I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. She was talking to old men, teenage boys, whoever she could find.
I was appalled, both by the fact she was doing this, but also because she was obviously not doing anything with our daughter.
sat down with my wife and discussed this with her, debating on the right course of action to take, when the phone rang: it was the girl, saying she left one of her schoolbooks at our house, asking if she can come by the next day to pick it up. “SURE!” we said, knowing this would give us a chance to talk to the mother and daughter.I prepared to have a sitdown with them the next night. I printed out about 70 pages of what I saw, highlighting the parts discussing how much she hated my daughter’s crying, how she wished she would just shut up and go to sleep. Re-reading everything made it even worse for me, I was incensed.
The mother and daughter arrive and we invite them to sit at the table. I ask the girl, “Did you use our computer yesterday?”
“No.”
“Not even for just a few minutes?”
“No. Well, at one point, I saw Sydney [my daughter] touching the keyboard while I was playing with her, but that was it.”
I then put the pages of cybersex onto the table for her mother to look at. I pointed out the pictures of random schlongs that were being transmitted. I pointed out the highlighted portions that showed full-out neglect of a child she was being paid to watch. I pointed out some of the things her 12-year-old daughter was discussing. They were both completely silent while I pointed all this out.
When I was done, the mother sat in silence for a moment, then looked up at the two of us and said, “I can’t believe you violated my daughter’s privacy like this.”

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

I'm not reading this bullshit

Luke Price
Luke Price

Did you watch the OVA yet?

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Yes, I didn't post screencaps it was too lewd

Brandon Watson
Brandon Watson

Get it?
Bellend!
The best of random british insults

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

I'm fucking showing my dad the series lmao

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

this is a lot funnier than it should be

David Martinez
David Martinez

Where the fuck did ZERO go?

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

Its a pretty lolz read

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

where is my fucking bro zero

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

its soo fucking awkward oh my god

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

can you even imagine being that mother. just. holy shit.

goodnight.

Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper

If my parents knew what I was doing on the internet when I as twelve. Whew.

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

What's your problem with 3d girls Holla Forums?

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

Huuu?

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

absolutely nothing

Ayden Roberts
Ayden Roberts

Huuu.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

When I was 12 I was looking at harlequin babies on the internet and it made me very scared.

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Your dad is cool af tho
Im pretty sure he'll like that shit

Married Names irl lol

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

You're shitting me. no shit. FUCK

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

"I just don't like their personality
"Kinda bland honestly"
"Heard he was kind of a predator though"

GUESS WHO IS SAYING THIS
IF YOU WIN YOU GET 2$

1 TRY ONLY

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Muuuu?

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

I remember when crappy creepypastas scared me.

Nuuu.

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

night bae

Fucking same

They are better than gay furry porn

Jacob James
Jacob James

And then I post shit like this and you go crazy for it

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

Buuu.

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Slenderman scarred me as a kid. And also apparently made some other kid kill her friend.

Rad.

Cuuuck.

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

Fucking degenerate.

John Long
John Long

I want this irl dakimura tbh

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

She was made into a pillow for our sins.

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

I uh was a fucking nerd who played MMOs

Luis Smith
Luis Smith

Ah yes. That wasn't that many years ago for me I think.

William Russell
William Russell

And then I post this shit which gives most of you boners

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

sooo... yea

hi n stuff

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

You're talking, yes?

I was a nerd who. Yeah.

...Jesus. I got over them a little before freshman year.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

...

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

2/10 thread entry

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

Asians' snatches look gross.

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

hi

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

Sama, 2D or 3D girls
?

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

I haven't really seen many of them lately. Last time I even went on /b/ was back when the boxxy thing was starting.

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

Almost, but the noodle hands ruined it for me.

Hi! How's the rock studying going?

Owen Long
Owen Long

you will never be Huuu's dad and beat the gay out of him

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

...my plan was ill conceived
4d not being an option
2d naturally

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Great, NASA is awesome

what about you?
who are you?

James Lee
James Lee

And I'm sure this gives some of you freaks kinks

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

gives me a hardon...

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

There's sites dedicated to them now, don't you know? I used to browse them in school, in between passing out and pissing of the science teacher.

Oh, you'd love to get your hands on little old me, huh?

Fucking fag.

Coolio. Null. I'm not doing -anything- important with my life!

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Or this shit

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

That's actually hilarious.

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

I was never a fan of being scared. I'm not good with horror movies either, or other scary things.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

That's okay because I get off to this

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

i sense a hint of cynicism in your posts...
the licking knobs thing is pretty neat yanno

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

How do I tell this chick shes a side chick and I dont really have feelings for her without hurting her feelings?

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

I kinda like it. My problem with scary movies is that they're all so fucking shit. They don't even scare people who're, like, smart.

"you's a bitch, ho."

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

I'm gonna start sharing the strange shit I am finding on my drive tonight

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

As in physically beating you.
Nothing more.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

havent seen this gif in a couple years...

Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

you will never have Mordin get scared and cling on to you when watching a scary movie irl

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

Why do I have this/

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

Welp

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

Be honest. Don't be vague. Tell her straight up. It'll hurt more if you drag things out, so just be direct without being an asshole. Tell her you don't feel that way about her, and that you're sorry. DO NOT END THE MESSAGE WITH SOME OFF COMPLIMENT LIKE "YOUS PUSSY WUZ WET AS FK FAM".

Be tactful, respectful and direct.

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

for faith in humaity

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

Whatever you say, fucking weirdo.

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

Like what is happening here?

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

The positive is that she has a working pussy, the negative is that she has a working mouth.

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

This is inexcusable....

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

But I'm smart and I get scared really easily. It's not a matter of knowing it's not logically possible. You don't have nightmares based on logic.

Evan Price
Evan Price

Asians are magic

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson





This thread is bad and you should feel bad!

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

I was trying to show that I was being sarcastic there. Poe's law or whatever.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Null.

I am really sleepy

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

I don't understand

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Then...go to bed. Yeah? Sleep and let the big boys converse.

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

Mission Failed.

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

tfw Mordin doesn't worry about me this much

James Robinson
James Robinson

since freefree is on wierd shit ill post some of the shit i picked up the last few days. didnt have alot of freetime. but

shenanigans on 2channel, krautchan, 4channel, 7channel, 8 channel... you know. a normal night for sama.

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

Who even worries about people drinking anyway but yucky grills.

Next time then.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

He's on weed fam, and Im about to be on that shit too

Just gonna try to finish this second 40oz

Tyler White
Tyler White

I worry about your drinking habits all the time and tell you to take breaks.
I'll be more prepared.

David Wood
David Wood

anyone wanna play a game

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

lol

Scooter

Michael Campbell
Michael Campbell

Fucking I'm shitposting on fb too

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

I doubt it, I'm pretty good at sounding unironically retarded.

At first I thought it was because the gif froze, but, gg.

Also sure.

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

Never more relevant

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

the joke is in the title.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

wew
umm... ok

mfw scooter

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

Oh I'm sure.

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

I can't

Charles Price
Charles Price

BUt I'm a big boy!

Hunter King
Hunter King

What is this shit?

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

I think you missed it, actually.

Whatever you say, nerd.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

what game were you thinking famalam

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

yeah, that too

Connor Young
Connor Young

Either Insurgency or Overwatch. I don't know if you have Insurgency, but, those are like, the only two games I have.

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

file too large...

worth it guise
http://webm.land/media/tmp/1b825a1e-3962-4691-b3e1-ca177792f710.webm

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

RIP IN PEACES SOMEOF WAT IM COMING ACROSS THO

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

Die Antwoord.

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

THERE ARE LINES ONE SHOULD NOT CROSS

Jordan Smith
Jordan Smith

lemme check your thing
we ought to play DST
test would join whenever he's on too

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Good ol Cupid Kidz

Christian Cox
Christian Cox

That's why I have a crush on you

Xavier King
Xavier King

there are lines one should not cross...

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

>>internet crushes

PATHETIC.

DST? Ohh, Don't Starve together! I forgot I had that game, actually...

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Praise me for my actions mister.

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

This is you doing it now isn't it? The sarcasm thing? I remember kroni.

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Did anyone ever keep in touch with anyone from the old drawthreads?

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

lol, thats in my old reactions folder...

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

Nice catch.

For a rookie.

Yeah he was like a drug. In literally every sense of the word.

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

kek

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

I hope not.

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

das juden

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Impossible to quit, making you shake from abstinence and a lot of fun when you're doing them?

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

Good Mordin~
I'll cut back on my drinking not cause it's for my good but just to see you smile more often :3

James Bailey
James Bailey

Normally drugs make you feel good before they make you feel like shit

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Mordin x Kroni really was OTP.

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Yeah and then add on the awful side effects and it's a pretty accurate representation.

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

oh shit whaddup

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

7.84mb

well done

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

You in the center
me behind you
He sama whats up

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

damn it's lit tonight

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

Good! I remember you trying to make a commitment like this earlier this year when we spoke of your grandma. It seemed back then like a lot of things were on the up and up because of that, so maybe trying to stay sober is something that would do you a lot of good. You would feel better about yourself you know?
No it was null x kroni! They even skyped!
The abstinence and impossible to quit are awful side effects.

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

Uh... You know this is Kroni we're talking about, right? There's no joy to be had there. It's more like being hit in the back with a baseball bat over and over while you have a migraine.

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

nm unknoe sup batr

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

bish done lost her mind

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

I guess I'm just kinda masochistic and into "tsuns". AKA asshole douchebags.

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

Well yeah, kinda I guess.
Mainly I'd just stick to it to get at your boipussy, real talk.

Caleb Martin
Caleb Martin

That fucking scientifically proven gif gets me every got damned timed

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

needs penis.

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

Why not at least go for an attractive asshole?

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

If you know what's good for you, you'd keep it out of there.

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

We never -skyped-! And null x Kroni definitely wasn't OTP. Fuck that.

Do you really think that I think that I deserve a GOOD LOOKING ASSHOLE?

Plz.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

yea nah shes creizi

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

Besides all the good looking assholes are straight.

I learned this this hard way.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

i cant wait till you get aids luke

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

I mean, I guess it depends how unspeakably hideous you are.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

You just added him on skype but you never had the confidence to call? No that can't be right, I'm certain the two of you heard each others voices.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

yip

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

wanna play games?

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

wut

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

you do not mean this vile serpent

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

If your next post isn't your waifu there is a good chance you might die the next time in your sleep

Quote this post with a pic of your waifu and post "good night waifu" or you may die in your sleep

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

good night waifu

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

On a scale of one to bastard child, it's definitely "grossly hideous".

Yeah, no. We never skyped, but we talked a lot when playing games and stuff. He was weird about things.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

good night waifu

Camden Long
Camden Long

The hard way? Did you lick their boots clean and then not even get railed afterward? That's rough.

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

immunity boner is immune

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

That pretty much sums it up yes.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

You're what's good for me tbh

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Slightly better than "nightmare uggo" at least.

Weird about things? Do tell.

And you're not into that?

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

Sorry that I'm not gay.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

That could be fun.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

You have an asshole problem. You should stop playing with assholes. It's not healthy. You seemingly end up in shit when you do.
Talked as in voice comm or talked as in typed? I've been on voice comms with him before.
Then do as I say and be a good person!

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

I don't think anyone here is old enough to have played the Neverhood.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

yes i do

better act fast

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

wat

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

i have someone much cuter waiting to play a game with me

Carson Green
Carson Green

good night waifu

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

Don't tell him about us

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

oh.... okay....

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

You'd love the soundtrack.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Maybe. Still fucking awful.

I won't really elaborate on the weird things, though. I don't want to talk about him honestly.

No comment.

Why do you always go making everything about you...?

What.

Voice stuff. Also I can't help it. I like getting bullied, and for some reason I feel like people are lying when they just say I'm cute. They also have to call me a piece of trash. THEN I KNOW THEY'RE BEING GENUINE.

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

For everything I save, I post. This is one.

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

If they have no reason to be genuine, then they probably won't be. They'll just look out for themselves and lie when it fits them.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

Who else could you even be talking about?

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Just add me on steam and give me a picture of your face so that I can imagine you talking to Kroni and vomit in my cup of milk already.

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

Two

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

i spent all last night getting him to stay here though

wanna play some dont stave together

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

Obligatory.

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

i do not have that

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

Who is Huuu? DETECTIVE YU?

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Why
terrible
stop bringing your sluts here

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

Maybe a kiss will convince me to do as you say

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Three

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 2.

Jose Price
Jose Price

MAKE ME

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Exactly. You can apply this to everyone though.

What?

Random steam shitters. Do you really think I only talk to you?

Give me your steam then, fucker.

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

bard notice me

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

FOUR!

-Jhin

LOL HE STEPPED DOWN IN DISGRACE

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Five

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

I don't even know how to search for that kind of thing on Steam. I'm on Boo's friend list as Kaybe if you have access to that, he has like a billion friends so I assume you're on it.

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

I feel like Soto would probably be the sub in Mordin x Soto.

Probably, yeah.

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

he was fighting for it for 30 years and finally got it
so he resigned to take a break
he literally accomplished his life dream

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

You: bard notice me
me: Cant listening to fallot mmusic
you: my parents arent home
me:

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

It's Null.
No dice. All of my kisses belong elsewhere.
If someone is an asshole and they don't really like you then they don't have a reason, if they like you and want to be good to you, then that is reason enough not to lie. The feeling of knowing you could lose someone you care about if you lied usually keeps a lot of people honest.
Probably.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Your shitposting is incredible.

I haven't understood a single thing you've posted so far.

Righto, then. Will add.

That's only semi-true. I assure you.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

Just fuck him in the ass already.

It's not like you have real friends.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

lol let's see if this can actually work
holy shit it actually works people are retarded
resign because I can't handle that hilarity

Samuel Gonzalez
Samuel Gonzalez

Six

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

succ

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

https://youtu.be/gSGk1bQ9rcU?t=22m44s

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

That's the best compliment I think I've gotten since I left my job, thank you
S E V E N

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

You're just jealous because he's more of an absolute madman than you could ever be.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

terrible, nonsensical bait

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

Spoiler the gay furry shit.

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

The end solution to the jew matter?

James Miller
James Miller

I honestly wish I could be

I've loved Nigel Farage's nonsense for years lol

I wouldn't dream of reducing him to bait

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

O SHIT WADDUP

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

Saying what we are all thinking

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Yes.
We gas them.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Why would you save that?

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

installing the neverhood...

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

I think Kronie did like me though. And, yeah, I guess.

I remember two days ago having a dream of an old friend. Like really close. We cosnidered him family honestly. We were doing stupid shit in our neighborhood. And then I woke up, and actually thought it was real for a few minutes. Then I realized I was dreaming and was mildly disappointed.

You're very welcome.

T E N??

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Plus, he's named goddamn Nigel.
How can you not laugh at a man named Nigel?

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

I'll just forget to do it next thread.

I, too, strive for unbarrageability.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Eight

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

lol

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

Nine

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Wait, wait, wait.

You actually had a dream where you even had a close friend?
H O L Y S H I T !!!

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

hai luka...

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

FUCK I LOST IT HERE

Okay, new game, One>>1205417

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

Dice rollRolled 6 (1d7)

seven

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

hi

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

You're so nice, Tsuchi, complimenting his imagination like that. Just a big softy on the inside.

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

You sure he didnt just like your underage ass?

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

hows things

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

I. What. No. I mean like. He was a close friend. In real life, and...

Two?

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

The Wild Thornberrys ruined that name for me

How do you pronounce barrage?

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Harsh.
Maybe. I don't know how he works. He most definitely wouldn't tell us.

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

ordinary

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Should have been eight :(

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Dice rollRolled 3 (1d7)

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

buh-raj

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

Yeah it was that probs.

He's kinda an enigma.

Also a nig. Fucking nigger.

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

is that good?

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

i dunno

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

Sort of like how I pronounce garage.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

Stop dreaming of having friends and actually go try to make some, you goddamn faggot.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

I think he's just afraid to show weakness. He's not as complicated as he tries to be.

Cameron White
Cameron White

why

Landon Watson
Landon Watson

Wait, I forget? How many points did we agree that a manual refresh deducted? Was it 20 or 90?

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

i cant figure that out.

Tyler James
Tyler James

wat

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

why

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

I'm not sure that's why I'm asking

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

I will, once school starts.

It's that and some other stuff I uncovered when he was drunk and actually kinda cute and cool to talk with.

Levi James
Levi James

wat are you talkign about

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

But who is the REAL kroni? Drunk kroni or sober kroni? Is a man defined by their actions, or who they can be under the right circumstances?

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Not surprising the only people who enjoy kronie are the ones who would stoop so low as to take his dick

Ethan James
Ethan James

The game we were justing playing mao

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

You have a job.
Try to fuck one of your coworkers.

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

i didnt know we were playing a game
how do you play?

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

Drunk Kroni definitely.

What can I say, I'm an unbearable piece of shit.

They're all either 40 or fucking annoying.

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Do you remember when /b/ tried to count to ten? Well we're trying to count to ten, but you only post one if you save one.

I thought it was pretty obvious.

Mason Price
Mason Price

me right now

Hunter Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins

Beggars can't be choosers.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

I've fought and argued and been mean to kroni more than anyone else. He and I have been "friends" in that we are not friends for years. It's one of those things where no one likes the other but we're still familiar enough with one another to where it's some kind of weird friendship thing.

I am the furthest one will get from taking his dick. And I am also the furthest one can get from enjoying his company.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

oh jeez come on I never said that dont be so hard on yourself

faggot

I wasnt really ever linked to this or had my attention drawn to it
post one or save one what?

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

Of course you're far from taking his dick, it is blatantly obvious that Kroni is a bottom boy.

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

??

I'm not actually begging though.

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

I don't think that's what 'friendship' is

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Oh, in case you also weren't made aware, I am high as fuck

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

...you fapped to her

admit it

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

who wants to play VIDEO GAMES 

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Maybe thats my problem tonight
My last re up was somebullshit

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

Pff, don't worry, I meant it in a more self-parody kinda a way.

I was mocking at how I look lowly on myself, so I feel like I only deserve real pieces of shit.

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

already playing the neverwood

Chase Cox
Chase Cox

*neverhood

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

past tense
Nigga

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

The important part is that he and I are not like that. It's not even on the menu, it's gross and icky like spiders.
It's weird. I don't consider him my friend in any case and I don't really miss talking to him.

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Bruh I was in the Sonic fandom before I ever jerked it on /cgl/, I seen shit bro

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

Mordin!!!!! Stop Argueing for thing you don't agree with!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Minerva Mink had nothing on Gadget from Rescue Rangers.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

Okay.

Jackson Russell
Jackson Russell

I am literally positive that you would fuck a spider.

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

When I was like 12 i kinda had it going for hat sonic slut girl but the weird skin color and weird ass animalistic face really were just a huge turnoff

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

Am I in time for the cute girls?

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

How oldschool do you go back? What fourm were you a part of? I got a shit ton of old furries dA accounts, including deleted deviations.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

just wanted to repost it after lurkin ga lola r34 thread today

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

girls
Hahahahahahahaha.
No.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

I will counter gfur with sfur if that's what you want

Wyatt White
Wyatt White

A man can at least wish for nice posts on a nice thread.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Ugh, is there a fucking do not post list on 8ch?

Cooper White
Cooper White

not super far actually, I just jerked off to Sonic porn when I was like 12

first real community i was a part of was 4chan and even that only dates back like 3.5 years

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

hey there
I'm a girl

Cooper Flores
Cooper Flores

how about no fur

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

tfw feel when bard will never yiff you :^[

William Lee
William Lee

i dunno

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Ah well, my tastes in furries has varied over the year, but nekomimis reign supreme.

S'mater bard?

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

Do not post list?

Grayson Long
Grayson Long

okay lady love you byebye

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

bump

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

I'm kind of an anime shitposter
I post anime
I jack off to hentai
i don't like FUCKING ANIMALS!!!!!!!!1!!!!

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

they are supreme!

but same like since that time i thought i was straight and saved only sfur

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

Hey cutie. How about you and me make memes?

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

I'm just a small town girl
livin in a loneley world
Pic related lol ;)

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Fair enough

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

it's not really a big deal when it's at 1 a.m but damn man every time I come here I see it
it's hard enough to rationalize to friends when people are posting pictures of irl dicks and anime tits and loli like how the heck am i supposed to be like
LOL i dont like animal porn its just all over the board i post on every day

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

autösage

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

I prefer the real looking girls anyway

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

brb

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

ok lady

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Eh? Why? I'm not into arachnids!

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

I don't like ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

Do you like
\(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ! \(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ! \(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ! \(・ω・\)SAN値!(/・ω・)/ピンチ!

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

Strangely I like this very much
very very much

William Russell
William Russell

I couldn't find a weebified arachnid from Killing Floor, so have a Scrake instead.

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

Good shit right?

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

Those are the most terrifying ones after the fleshpounds.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

OH YOU ALREADY KNOW

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

That was a surpemey weebey me-me

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

your at the club weldin' doahs with your honey and this guy charges your ass?

what do u do

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

You're going all in with the memes. Too much.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

I listen to it the morning of every Anime Expo

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

Nothing a mag dump from AA-12 can't fix.

Reach for the AA-12

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

mfw

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

A fellow support.

I approve of your solution.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Usually just going for AA-12, DB and the medic pistol for last rounds.
But sometimes need to play medic because some people don't know how to role balance.

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

Was 9th also Name?

Asher White
Asher White

No one asked you, slut

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

No one is going to remember 9th, what am I thinking?

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

Wowza. What a rude dude.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Can it be Halloween already?

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

Yes

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Yes.

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

48 BC Caesar's civil war: Battle of Pharsalus - Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt.
378 Battle of Adrianople: Goth army defeats Roman forces under Emperor Valens
1790 Robert Gray's Columbia Rediviva returns to Boston after 3 year journey, 1st American ship to circumnavigate the Globe
1898 Rudolf Diesel of Germany patents the diesel internal combustion engine
1942 Mahatma Gandhi & 50 others arrested in Bombay after passing of a "quit India" campaign by the All-India Congress
1945 US drops 2nd atomic bomb "Fat Man" on Japan destroys part of Nagasaki
1965 Singapore separates from the federation of malaysia and gains its independence

Jayden Gonzalez
Jayden Gonzalez

I was trying to post that response forever, my internet fucking died an hour ago so I'm tethered to my mobile net

Daniel White
Daniel White

You were around then?

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

I knew Name for quite some time

Before she was Name, even

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

I was anticipating for you to be really offended and then this would have turned into one of those weird doujins where sex ensues whilst crying.
Don't ask why.

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Who was the fucking cat parsee?

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Ian post room

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

Jerashi/Derium

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

Jerashi/Derium
That doesn't sound right to me though...

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

Same here Name was the very first person I ever came across on 4chan
One of my most favorite people to ever come around
miss them but glad nough to still haev tehm to bother on steam someitmes

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

I don't think parsee was derium I think he was from /lewd/

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

No

Derium disappeared and then came back as Jerashi.

Same. Except that I didn't keep in contact

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

They came back as Jerashi about an year ago and kept posting those cat Parsee images.

Jerashi did admit that they in fact were Derium.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Oh I may remember something to this effect

Holy fuck loud bro

Zachary Ward
Zachary Ward

What a small world
Never would have thought he'd find a way to lewd
although thats not a surprise

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

You've been away for too long, lol

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Fuckn' skootles, how u been bruh?

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

Worrisome. That'd be rape!

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Rape is a fairly common fetish

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Sama what do I post now?

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

I will shitpost until you have chosen

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

Unless they really use that name and carry a Finnish flag, might not be them.

I was thinking more like consensual make-out sex.

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

Tom Bombidil

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

"Hello, my name is Mordin and my fetishes are Rape and having sex with people who can't consent. I love rape, it's my favourite! It is nice to meet you, let's enjoy each others company."

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

rape fetishes

<//////<

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

90% of my shit involves cat ears

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

Fetish thread?

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

Don't be silly
you can still make out with a boy if she is wearing a skirt

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

I'll fucking rape you colbert

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

Made me captcha again?

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

Not bad, you?

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Capped

LOL

No, no you won't.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

The one guy who could just dance into Mordor and be a jackass for the hell of it, and he wouldn't still die.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

"It's okay if I'm wearing a skirt."
Or how that banner went.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

Sounds about right

It usually stems from being submissive in the first place hue

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

Today was shit, which is why I'm high af right no

He was the most powerful being in the series, holy fuck, he could tickle smog's nose if he wanted to and not get caught

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Oh boy, look... ANOTHER fetish thread...

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

if I was u
I'd wear a chastity belt to bed for the next few days

That's right
its safe to safe no homo afterweards just in case though

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

And just in the whole universe for the heck of him just existing.

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

I wouldn't dream of it.

I don't have one tho

Leo White
Leo White

yhy is this happening
i guess pic related

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

she has cute hair

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

oh well, shit happens mang

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

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Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

I trust your expertise in this.

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

I can work with that

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

Scoot is a tard.

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