Hail lord Satan
bitches en booty jwz lik die booty
y-you are??! AAH
seriously how drunk are you.
He seems to have reached critical mass
this must be why we get along.
Yeah, mutual understanding
A better question is when is he even sober?
I hate bridges
Get a boat you lazy cunts
Don't do these things Colbs.
I'm starting to realize that's not often. I envy him.
what did he do, exactly?
bout tree fiddy
Something, that's odd for him.
Don't meme at me and I won't respond in kind
being a filthy NEET
But you are the meme master Colbs.
You should be able to handle it.
what is, Yan's gf
you used that one already.
he did? not in the post you replied to.
Stay at home mother
Wait, are wives who don't work NEETS?
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
Anything that this applies to is a NEET.
says the guy from /b/
C'mon, it wasn't that bad compared to naked banana memes.
Oh in steam chat.
he uses them like a teenage girl in private. this is not new.
when you realize every woman in the world at one point was a filthy NEET and therefore every human being is the descendant of a fucking NEET
You can't have kids and do you really want to adopt some and bring them into a life where they're raised by that monster?
Do you know this from personal experience??
he uses them like a teenage girl in private
Hearsay. Only a select few.
has a dick
how is this a mother?
women are amazing~
I want to see which one of us will fuck it up more.
Holy crackers, it's going on 11.
I'm going to finish this glass and head to bed.
he and I are good friends, yes.
you should know from my interactions with your woman that tears don't work on me.
like a teenage girl with a brand new cell phone, colbs.
So, you're a girl hm?
When were you going to tell us?
will any ever girl ever want to have sex with you though, tokai?
holy shit are you steven crowder?
what's trigglypuff like irl?
Did you smash?
Horrible. I'd much rather raise kids with Blood-chan
He was raised with like 18 older sisters, of course he e-chats like that lol
I'm not the only person who says that!
Well then, this warrants many questions about private conversations.
makes sense to me.
private conversations are private for a reason.
There's gonna be a "no u" directed at this.
how was it
he's fat though
Have you seen their family though? We just kill off blood-chan and keep the family
Check out this simpsons meme
that works even less.
I won't tell.
that's a good one bard. bart is looking a bit like a dog though.
This is definitely not edgier than the usual shit BC says.
His brothers are a faggot and a filthy NEET and his mom is a depressed alcoholic.
you are being retarded again nii-san
When we were gonna meet up and fuck, duh.
Well amazing since losing the v deck
but probably shitty cause first time
Well, that takes time and money.
that matters very little to me. I take people's trust pretty seriously.
i wanna hear the story
who was she?
you're just lucky I don't save logs.
now you're getting somewhere
Hey Tsuchi, have you seen me talk about how I don't like guns in combat and wish it were all done with blades still? I found out I'm not the only one who does it
One of them is a filthy neet, I won't deny that. The other is doing his best in a shitty position and I admire that, even if he isn't doing well.
mom is a depressed alcoholic
oh. that explains why they turned out the way they did. will avoid.
ka wai i
Fine I suppose.
At least give me a pat.
tell me a bedtime story
I don't just hand those out willy nilly.
*ka wa i i
read your trip :3
do you pronounce it that way now?
Those are mine, you slut.
I don't know, I don't really think about it.
What? My mom isn't an alcoholic
And my gay brother went back to school
I'm moving out soon and it won't a "shitty situation" anymore
And his sister is a psycho marine and his dead left and cut ties after seeing what a shithole his son and family were.
Two girls fall in love and have 50 children.
Perhaps this once?
I love you?
tell me a real one or i am ending our friendship
rin seems pretty interested in making sure she is the only one who gets those.
she threatens to cut me a lot. I'm not sure I should risk it.
I think I just outed Steven Crowder posting on our board
And his sister is a psycho marine
I don't know what the other stuff means
You'll have a happy ending.
You're going to get me in trouble.
Thank god I hate that guy
Get out Steven you fucking faggot
this wont be well since im kinda wasted and its over 4 but here we go
okey like so I went to the local festivees right, called carnaval, I went to the bar thingy for beer and whilst waiting this tall girl a bit older than me with dark brownish hair is there and I stared a bit too long which she saw and started convo blah blah blah she was pretty looking for it and gave her number, sooo skip skip we had a date in a restaurant and did that with movies the second time and then she wanted to meet up and we did it. stayed together for the shortest amount of time and I cried in thread about that and had a fight with loco
..there was no
I wanna go to sleep too at same time so its realer
shut up bloodchan
that was fucking awful
summer vacation at home WITH MY SISTER
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Wear plastic hand guards and maybe a facemask too.
She you might be free of cuts.
Fine fine, you can have him.
dude is funny though.
Stop lying about me in threads you cuck
she's pretty persistent. she'd probably find a way.
You really think someone would do that
Just come into the thread and tell lies?
r u being srs
Okay I'll stop pretending you're a girl.
So adorable reading about Tokai's first time
Icepicks work all too well.
spread ur legs and post pics of your blackie meat flaps
he's not as funny as I think he thinks he is. a lot of his stuff when he's really trying to be funny isn't, but when he's just chatting with people on his show he is pretty entertaining.
I bet she has a lot of those.
Oh no! Which umbrella is Kogasa's?!
wtf i dont have that one
so in the end you werent satisfactory enough for her?
that being said his show is over 2 hours long every week and it is more or less the same stuff I already hear from other sources so I don't usually listen to it.
The dumb looking one with a tongue
I'll be up for a bit even after I head to bed.
I did once, in my Japanese class.
She isn't? He did? Wait why are you replying to that post, do you want to have kids with me??
sign me up
Do Canadians have ice picks?
I thought it was a uniquely southern thang.
they have to have them because they aren't allowed to have guns.
Kogasa is the umbrella, the girl is just a host.
C:\Users\admin\Pictures\MEMES\stock photos\cowboy riding bear #152.jpg
http://C:\Users\admin\Pictures\MEMES\stock photos\cowboy riding bear #152.jpg
the one that smells like semen
don't bully my waifu
that's like 2002 bait
His paid-for opinions are funny
post your dick
Come to Charlotte and post an ad in Craigslist that you want a woman to cut your dick off.
Get them and we'll talk, then
Counting on it~
I like that lore
Why would Canadians not have ice picks?
Oh snap Desu, Mordin is calling you out for being a filthy secondary
step up nigger
My mom drinks on New Years... I don't remember the last time she had anything
And yeah things are getting better, now we just need Trump to start fixing everything
And no more
It's too big :c
-bites and rips your flesh out-
perhaps they can make a drill machine gun from a nerf gun.
I cant satisfy a party girl, she wanted out too much and me inside
or do you mean sex, iunno
cant read women
o-okay, ill wait
I mean, maybe. but anyone's opinions might be paid for. I enjoyed watching the colbert report even though he was playing a fake character on the show. entertainment is entertainment.
All Canadians have icepicks that are given to them at birth which they keep with them at all times in case their retardation becomes so severe that they need a lobotomy.
You didn't write anything v.v
yeah no SHIT
And you expect me to indulge you soto-kun
youre too drunk for me to understand anything youre saying
Become a STEM major fag.
that sounds dangerous. hopefully they can figure it out.
yfw that paki makes 10x more than you
His waifu is just an umbrella.. wow
and then shotgun blasts were heard in the distance
ask me another time if you need
With a bout?
I don't know...
The dude's almost 50.
Do you expect him to be up to date on what them there kids are doing these days?
FRICK OFF SHE TURNED INTO THE YOUKAI ONCE SHE CAME TO GENSOKYO
Kogasa is actually the umbrella, the girl is just a host.
Fairly sure it's established canon that they're the same being.
You'll be up for a bit, and I won't be posting during that time.
I don't know who the fuck he is in the first place let alone his age
I made it up but I could bullshit enough to where it would seem like it's the truth. Her origins is a forgotten umbrella. she is one of these:
You gettin' uppity with me son?
It has it's uses.
how big what? you are seriously so drunk
they are up to something, that's for sure.
Do they ever escape the Soul Society?
yo hook me up with a nice asian-nordic waifu
random cl picture of some old guy
You make it sound more lewd than I had initially intended to
Not an emote!
Well, it might be time to go see what's in the fridge so I can have a victory drink tomorrow.
making up things
I'd rather walk the streets of Italy or Germany
Is she nice? I wanna get her drunk so we can talk about when you were just a wee little baby
You and your brother should work for Trump! Goodnight
cork it gator fucker
According to Kogasa's conversation with Sanae in Undefined Fantastic Object, as far as Kogasa could tell, she was an umbrella that was thrown out by her original owner because her design was a little off. Eventually, she was blown away with the wind. Unwanted and undesired, the divine spirit residing within the umbrella became angered after being abandoned. Hoping to get back at the human that threw her out, Kogasa became a youkai. She then (badly) modified her own appearance to look more ferocious and youkai-like, and her quest for revenge on humanity (by surprising them!) had begun.
No she's a youkai forever..
I did not
Thats nerdy as heck
lol japan you so silly
might as well be, lisa
good plan. still stuck waiting until thursday...
i feel like these dogs could have a bad life
its possible if erin is so crazy that he beats them
ill go to bedtop!!
nohh im not
id love to wingman you
post male gardevoir
WHY YOU LITTLE
that dog is gonna be yan in a few years in that position
I already know you are. you can't keep lying.
every gardevoir I post is male.
the last day I work this week, so the first day I can start drinking. hopefully to excess.
Stooop! People will think I'm a weirdo! I'm not into bestiality! Your stupid fantasies have gone too far!
/msg HIGH KING THORGRIM GRUDGEBEARER
You'd probably do an excellent job with that smooth ass voice
or maybe you could just dress like her LOL
anyway going to bed
see ya man
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON IT WAS A FAIRY TYPE
You tell me all the time how you want a gator to mount you and stroke your little wee wee with his scaly tail...
so mordin really is into fucking gators, huh?
the penis is why, yup.
why on earth are you linking me this?
No... It can't be, IT CAN'T BE
greater than greater than 1204595
I bet I can!!
Was I born to be bullied?
I've recently stopped liking Koreans as much as I did. I'm back to prefering white girls.
Be responsible jeez.
Otherwise you liver looks like spotted dick.
It's the Stay-Trigglypuft Marshmallow Womyn
Go mate with a frickin gator. Also stop using my avatar pls :)
what do you think
Does it make you horny? If so then yes.
yfw it applies to Gardevoires too.
oh, yeah I don't really care. I'm not exactly eager about the long haul of life.
HOLY FRICK ALL OF THESE REPLIES
applies to every girl
I careyo u know.
you have known me for all of one week, if that.
hmmhmmhm, I've known you for quite sometime.
we talk a few times but I mostly stayed in the deepest darkest pit of hell. MLPchan.
Don't these fags that make fun of Erin fap exclusively to trannies and traps anyways
This seems like it should be some kind of complex.
the erin defense force has arrived
It makes them feel better about themselves
You were born to be tied up and get pum- Oh wait, I'm not supposed to talk about that
all trannies are created equal
All >girls are created equal.
I'll try to respond to everyone, I apologize if this post gets big and obnoxious.
Stop with the gator thing! I was just curious if they existed in other southern states, and you were talking about capturing and eating me.
No one bullies casper though. Why me?
What do I do to repel the bullies?
Possibly but not definitely, that may mean that there is still a chance. Maybe I just need to be more aggressive! Bully the bullies.
Born to blow?
You're not allowed to have these kinds of fantasies about me.
pepe is fucking cancer holy shit lol
I said nothing of them eating you
Oh shit the EDF is here
Hide the erin jokes, quick!
The National Erin Defense Force doesn't play no games
You should change the acronym so it spells NERD
bullies cave fast under pressure. this is a solid plan.
You're not allowed to have these kinds of fantasies about me.
Telling Soto "no" will just make him do it more.
You need to use a repel! But pack lots cause they are like zubat in a cave yo
if someone insults you while posting something, is that something cancer?
Lewd you say?
:stop normie memes:
Also is the EDF a nickname they gave to Scoots?
if so, triple kek
face holding is lewd!
Now I want to bomb some Earth Defense Force buildings in Red Faction.
these are normie memes
pls spoiler your gay dog porn
you could just do what everyone else does and filter him
FINALLY SOMEHTING TO AGREE WITH
Please spoiler your face
and that is incredibly lewd.
you are objectively less attractive than most posters and that is really fucking saying something pls shush. ♥
Listen to tsuchi's advice
If you want me to do that then you'd have to stop posting Rem
putting this much effort into an insult
yeah, true, however
youre dating erin
Boobs feel nice and squishy when you grab them.
That was a pretty weak comeback and doesn't help that you tried to add a heart to it lol
You were going to cook me and eat me.
Is that how you trim a computer to go faster?
What kind of pressure?
Then what do you tell him to make him stop?
I never knew what these did when I played pokémon as a child. I didn't really even understand english the first time I played it, I just went through the options trial and error style.
A-ah... Why turnip?
I feel like listening to his advice would get me into trouble. It's a damned if I do, damned if I don't situation.
sorry fam I forgot english was hard for you to learn
This has been known for fucking ages dude
Are you blind?
after you mate with a gator
No he's just sci-tier retarded.
Just ignore him.
what connotation in my post made it seem like i just figured that out now?
You pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one.
Blind to reality, I guess
The laughter implying you were just now figuring this out? Drugs are for losers lmao
Yes but my post had Satan.
I also don't seriously insult you; you're delightful when you aren't being an annoying cunt.
Really? The game wasn't in your language?
Well he seemed to think I should listen to your advice so maybe I should.
He had a "however" in there, Colby.
im glad its finally drama time
the laughter was for yan talking shit on spoilers about his life
the LSD ruined your ability to understand context i think
this is true. but it's lewd to do so.
the kind that bullying creates. go forth and bully the bullies.
GET FUCKED WORST SQUID.
I feel pretty bad for him, he wasn't always a jabbering mindless retard copypastaing Milo tweets and harassing men who wouldn't cyber him.
Now he listens to me
Don't bother spoilering it, these same people fought to give some dude the right to post unspoilered pig porn, like real pigs, when I banned him for a few hours for it
I think you got this backward, the only one being that in this thread is you
You're so unlewd though.
you think i read milo
btw the whole connotation argument was basically blown up so
the LSD ruined your ability to understand context i think
I am very pure.
i know u r but wat am i
rin pls, I know you like ageplay but you are not five years old in real life sweety.
Oh, right. I just kinda skim over his shit honestly
do a drug once and it melts your brain
I guess weed is a death sentence then, huh?
We're watching him grow up horribly dysfunctionally before our eyes
Hardly any games are. like 99% of video games do not have the option to play it in swedish. It's not that big of an issue though. The ones that do have really awkward translations anyway.
I worry about where the pressure is located when soto bullies me.
Do you want me to listen or not?
300 pound 2/10s calling other 2/10s unattractive
only when the kidnappings start
his penis. definitely his penis.
bully it with your mouth.
What the hell is even going on in this thread right now?
Pony posters are pure by default.
If you have loved ones with this disease, please do the humane thing and end their suffering.
It's fine, there aren't even furries on right now except for Colby and he loves clicking the spoilers. The surprise makes him giddy.
That's fair, I only talk to Boo because I'm struggling with a Pepe addiction.
great big beautiful autism
No. No :ps.
That's what he wants!
better to just give in when soto bullies you. he will get what he wants eventually, so why wear yourself out trying to delay the inevitable?
I'm not even going to bother explaining the massive mistakes in this post
Weird! I figured it'd all be translated into multiple languages, especially something made by nintendo
Who ever Yan is, is having problems
Your choice bro!
Spit it cus I writ it quicker than the nigga who did riddick got a sick bitch for his slick dick
Are you going to wear a white dress around with a sign that says "I'm the purest of them all"?
That would be totally cool
Better than furries.
I know how you can get Soto to stop chasing after you.
Wear a skirt and show him.
He'll probably be too disgusted to pursue you.
that sounds pretty gay. but a little fun.
he's a swedish male
you really dont think hes an effeminate little girl?
Good, no one wants to hear about your sex life.
Grim's used unwashed undies are better than most furries.
This is not saying much at all.
this is the manliest white thing in sweden
I'm playing civ5 and someone goes to war with me
I murder them all and they beg me to stop
I finished my glass, so good night.
I don't know
At the time a obedient Mordin that listens to me and follows every command sounds great
But also a Mordin that is really sassy and talks back and doesn't really listen to me but makes me work for him to actually do something which makes it more enjoyable than a obedient Mordin
Then again Im the kind of guy who doesn't like putting pussy/boipussy on a pedestal so making me work for something is actually a huge turn off so how would that work
Actually fuck all that lemme get the rope
I didn't think there could be someone worse at this than Grimstar, yet here you are proud of your inability to make sense or think straight
I wish it wasn't my choice, it's way too much responsibility. Why did God have to torture me by making me pick between chocolate, strawberry, or regular milk? And don't get me started on fat percentages.
They're not effeminate, they're sensitive.
THIS POST IS GRIM
CONTROL + F THE ID
red hearts are lewd
Grim's undies must be pretty dirty.
Because that's some shit I don't want to remember from these threads.
i need to stop clicking your links
It's the injun school shooter/NAVY SEAL, not the cameljockey.
shit its bebop?
i was so close
I'm sick of these dumbfuck rednecks with Salt Life decals on their trucks like dude we are at least 2-3 hours away from the coast shut the fuck up you don't fish, fucking lying piece of white trash shit.
I don't have mental illness, I was tested and they couldn't tell I was lying so that means I'm pure.
Cause he's an asshole
Red is impure and passionate. Like the first time you have sex.
exactly. lewd as hell.
You can literally go on steam friendslist and look at who is playing civ5 right now btw
And now you're off in left field playing with yourself
You would be a fool t have mercy upon them
As soon as you declare peace they will start shit talking you
And as soon as they can they will strike back at you
if the tables were turned do you know what the price would be for surrender? and they have the neerve to ask you for peace for free?
They are fools as are you if you dont destroy them
yeah but if you get a boner while playing civ v you have some things to work out
You need to, but will you really be able to resist the temptation?
He also made caramels though so I guess he's alright.
What are you even rambling about anymore?
Stop it. Get some help.