Jeopardy Thread

Castlevania 2?

No

Here's a hint: it's the first game

Western or nip?

Oh man, is it an obscure game? I'm afraid you're talking about some Atari Lynx game nobody's never played.

Cheesy

Because obscure games definitely fit the description of "infamously disappointing".

Pac Man on Atari 2600?

What happened to that guess-the-game guy? I haven't seen that in forever.

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I think you misunderstand.

Here's another hint: the game only has two sequels.

Witcher 1?

One day, I'm gonna get to that series…

Crash Bandicoot.

No, Witcher 1 was still a good game, though the beginning was terribly slow.

Do it, great series. Play em in order though, it's difficult going from 3 backwards because they improve so much. But even the 1st is a good game.

Wait
Is it Risen?

Timesplitters?

Oh, I know it, it's…
Fable!

Nah.

Never heard of it.

You thought 2 and 3 were good?

But Fable 1 was the best.

I underestimated how many people would be guessing a Western game, so I'll admit it's a nip one.

Mother 1?

Which console Gen was this game released? I assume 8th.

It was by the same studio that made Gothic, and the game was total shit. It was extremely disappointing because of how hyped people were for it.
Its two sequels were good, though.

7th gen.

Is it the original Street Fighter?

This is the worst Jeopardy thread ever.

Dark Souls.

What is dragon age

Oh yeah, forgot to do it properly.

What is Dark Souls?

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No, it would have to be Demon Souls, but I don't remember that game getting a bad rep for being bad, just unnecessarily difficult.

Gotta be Neptunia then.

What's jeopardy? is it some kind of big cat?

You Don't Know Jack is the patrician's choice of quiz game.

Would it be the original Mass Effect?

Wasn't DA1 the only decent one of the trilogy?

No, but in terms of why it might be disappointing, you're on the right track.

What is Metal Gear 1?

Assassin's Creed

What is Danganronpa?

`>>12034770
I'd then say Dragon Quest, but 2 was utter garbage.

Is it Danganronpa?

This.

Fable was the only good game in that series, even then it's debatable.

Now it's time for scenes from a hat!
Let's begin with:

Things you can say about you favorite vidya, but not your girlfriend or onahole.

My negroid compatriot!

final fantasy xiii?

I can play with it all night long.

It has multiple personalities.

I can mute my favorite game

It exists

No.

When I said GOTY, I meant actually worthy of the label, not by gaming journalism standards.

see pic

Not Western

Nope

I really like beating you to a bloody pulp.

What Hideo Kojima is currently thinking.

I haven't touched my favorite vidya in months.

Did they really miss me?

I want to say Hyperdimension Neptunia but I forget if it had more than 2 sequels.

I wonder when I can get another burger.

I really love it? I'm actually not dissapointed by it? It makes me happy? It's worth the time/money invested in it?

"I wonder if Americans love me as much as I love their culture."

I'm drawing a blank here, user.

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Famous movie lines translated by NOA.

"Michael Jackson became white, I wonder if I can become American."

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Partake in coprophilia and perish, LOL.

I'm here to beat up some butt and chew chewing gum and oh would looky that, I dropped my last stick of gum!

I got this.

here comes my loudstick

"I will be eating burgers and so will you, and so will everyone here. That's what I want to explore. We're all hurtling towards Mc Donalds, yet here we are for the moment, hungry.
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rrerr that means hello in dragon"

What is a man?
A miserable pile of memes!

Don't forget that it isn't a Western title either.

Weird things to say at a LAN party.

"Hey, why is nobody here?"

Dude, could you please wipe off the dragon lube before grabbing my controller?

This lag is killing me, dude.

No one did

"You only won because I lagged out."

"What's the Wi-Fi password?"

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"this isn't suppose to be gay shit, stop touching my weenus"

Correct.

When user goes to a convention.

Mother

ICO

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I'm only here for the porn panels.

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"Pfft all these imports are translated."

I seriously hope no one but this shitty art.

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pardon me, I have brain problems.
I seriously hope that no one buys this shitty art.

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I think you're the one that needs to get off this board, faggot.
Upset we're having fun?

Awkward openers when on a date with Felicia Day.

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Chrono Trigger?

I know all the breast places in town.

Who are you?

sorry just wrong file

literally who

Who are you again?

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Wait, what's your name again?

Shut up Wesley.

Did you fart….Because you are blowing me away!!! Haha.

HAH

That's because XIII was in a separate series of FF games. Apparently the FF games have overarching plots that link to other games but not all of them.
I don't understand it and think it's stupid.

When your parents walk in on you playing that game.

I'm going to be a game developer mom!

*unzips dick*

It's called hentai, and it's art.

Don't worry, it's coop.

"Fucking casual, pass the controller."

Oh it's just a text adventure. Nothing that weird.

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That's retarded.
You're retarded.

Oh shit, guess you're giving up on the 20 year long hide and go seek streak. Guess I win.

I play for the story

It's a fighting game! Honest!

DELET THIS

If user became an overnight Youtube sensation.

LOL

Spot on.

"[Pewdiepie's latest video]"

Make sure to like and subscribe if you liked my suicide video. I can't guarantee there'll be more next week, but I'll try my best!

Hey, what's up guys, TheHolocaustNeverHappened1488 here back again with another Holocoaster simulator.

Hey what's up everybody it's MoonyMan900, today we're gonna be playing Honey Select.

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Death to all jews

Kek/10

Well, if you're a complete fucking faggot and don't know anything, feel free to judge me, but here you go, nigger:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabula_Nova_Crystallis_Final_Fantasy

And now part 103 of weeb shit adventrue.

Opposite Day in EA's Board of Directors meeting.

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Let's make a complete game.

Lets make a good game

So. Video games.

"I've got an idea for a fun game. Different from everything else we've done."

How about we make an original game, pay fair wages and respect our employees and target audience?

Let's keep those studios we bought open and fully funded

What you can say about your console, but not your girlfriend.

How about we don't purchase the rights to STALKER, let's let Bethesda have them.

The developer has a long running track record of decent to good games. I'd say we should put oversight to a minimum on the team. A Decently lengthy time before the deadline should be enough.

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no_

Hey, at least it has some exclusives.

Ehh, at least I can still use you for netflix.

10/10

Hey, Wanna do a lan party? I already got 15 other people.

"Why won't it fucking turn off?"

Nice user. Bit salty I was right and you were wrong?
XIII had two direct sequels, XIII-2 and Lightning Returns.

If you can't handle that basic fact, maybe you should stop posting.

Turning my console on doesn't require colossal efforts.

the console is cheaper

Bedside prayers of user.

Our Father who art in heaven
Hallowed be they name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory
Forever and ever
Amen

Please crash the video-game industry with no survivors.
Please crash the video-game industry with no survivors.
Please crash the video-game industry with no survivors.
Please crash the video-game industry with no survivors.

"Hey Big Boss, when is Kojima coming back?"

I never played Gothic or either of the Risen sequels, only Risen itself.
And I fucking loved it.

Shit, should I start with Gothic or should I move to Risen 2?

Come on now user.

Please grant me the sweet release of death, oh Lord.

Maybe tomorrow I wont wake up

Wait, I thought the goal was to be serious?

"Here lies user. He never got laid and he complained about vidya on the internet every day of his life. May he find goody vidya and eager waifus in the afterlife."

What normalfags think about vidya.

Haven't you seen the show?
The host asks questions and comedians answer them in quickfire with jokes.

I know this is bait but fuck me, I already typed it before I realised.

Wait, I have to read the manual?

If you're going to follow that logic, then OP's premise for the clue still falls apart, because the Fabula Nova Crystallis bullshit includes Type-0, Agito, and Versus XIII, which eventually became XV. It was a badly written clue, and further hints only obfuscated the correct response.

"So, you, like, spend more than 30 minutes of your time playing that same level? Don't you have any hobbies or friends? No? wow how pathetic"

It's a pretty different game, but try it.
I heard Gothic 3 is trash, though.

Oh I love Candy Crush!

"Dude, what are you talking about, half an a press? This Mario game is too complicated, I'll stick to candy crush."

Man video-games are great. It's just like being in a movie! Oh, now I really want to watch some Netflix.

"There's an Xbox 359?"

I agree it was a shit clue, but the two sequels straight after XIII were considered GotY by the media and faggots, and it was technically the start of a new series.

A day in the life of Masahiro Sakurai.

(laughs)

Fun things are fun!

Reality is the real joke.

It was not. Bravely Default is the start of a new series. Final Fantasy 13 is the 13th mainline Final Fantasy game. It isn't even a spinoff like Crystal Chronicles.

How can I possibly fuck this previously successful game up any harder?

Dude, like, what if hands could talk.

"Onry I can make good gameu."

"Oh, boy, I sure do love autism bucks and penis. Maybe I can get Tara Strong to voice Bubbles for her debut in Smash 5"

You know what the next Smash Bros game needs? More Fire Emblem.

constantly tripping.

Drawing a blank, fuck.

The developers consider is a seperate series as it has an overarching mythos to do with crystals and shit.
They even went out of the way to say XIV wasn't part of the series despite having similar themes.

Lost episodes of Game Theory.

Link was Linkle all along, BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!!!

Clearly, the level design of the gas chambers hints that no gassing could have actually taken place, unless the guards were planning to kill themselves too.

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY

Almost every Final Fantasy has to do with crystals.

Bill Cosby and Hitler were roomates..
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY!

As it turns out, jet fuel can't actually melt steel beams. BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY

Is Lara Croft a Post-OP Tranny?

"What if Samus is impotent?"

Ok guys, hear me out, I know you may think I'm full of shit all the time, but trust me on this one.
The puppets in Pathalogic are actually all incarnations of Ness.
And by using occam's razor we can deduce that my theory is the only one that makes sense and fuck any other interpretation.
But hey, that's just a theory, a game theory.

You can't leave the first dungeon in the first two TES games. The open world later is meant to represent breaking free of your shell. But that's just a theory….

Well, no use telling me, go tell the nipdevs. I don't even like FF, I just know that one single fact about Fabula Nova

Is Samus actually MtF

One that was actually good.

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← This user gets extra points for a hip reference to HLIIA.

Small talk in the Valve lounge room.

So. Video games.

I don't think there are many Jeopardy video games, are there?

Remember when we made video games?

What do they pay us for, again?

"So guys, I've got 20 new hat models. Made them in 10 minutes."

What kind of hats can we add?

Where dem vidya gaymes at

"So, I saw Mr. Newell in the parking lot this morning. He was scarfing down some type of pastry with this dejected look on his face. Is this a normal occurrence?"

What if we sold helmet skins in CS:GO?

So, what are your thoughts on killing Gordon Freeman in the next portal game?

There are, but they're subpar.
Like I said earlier, You Don't Know Jack is the best trivia game out there.

What Anthony Burch is thinking right now.

At least I'm not… Oh wait.

T-thanks Drew-senpai

"I wish I had a Wii U to play BotW…"

So. Black cocks.

I wonder if she's having fun with my Wii U…

I need to take time off from being an idiot in Twitter, i really need to plan my suicide

Gunpei Yokoi

"Damn it, these walls are too thin. I don't mind that Tyrone is fucking my sister, but I just hate having to hear the moaning and rocking of the bed frame"

Spare some cutter me brother?

I used to play this game with my uncle called "switch"

I guess the only way for me to become a better developer is to become an MtF transcuck and SUCK ON MY OWN DICK AND CHOKE ON IT.

Keep it up and you might get to take a trip to my desk.

If Metal Gear Solid was a soap opera.

"But Snake… I am not truly Big Boss… I am…"
[outro theme]

It isn’t?

And everyone wakes up in Silent Hill realizing it was just a dream.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGIA SERPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>LIQUIIIIIIIIID

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Weird things to say at a Smash tournament.

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"Dibs on port 4!"

Captain Falcon is so fucking boring.

I wonder what yoshi's feet smell like. haha

What was Fox's shine supposed to do again

I took a shower today

They really need to nerf Ganandorf ASAP.

So what items are we playing with?

What Reggie does every day before heading to work.

Practices his Japanese accent until he gets it right.

Opposite of what Kojima does, coincidentally.

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Masturbates while shouting "My body is ready"

Oh man my morning lobotomy really helps keep my mind clear and open to new, sensational ideas for video games.

I have one

I LOVE MY LIFE PLAYING THIS GAME

Listens to Anywhere Is

"Yeah, I usually main Ness. I used to be a competitive Fox player, but then I lost interest in my furry fetish. I'm more into children now."

If user actually was the mayor in Animal Crossing.

GAS THE DOGS ANIMAL WAR NOW

Lot's of fuggin'

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First order of business: traitors hang first.

Compulsory cleaning of my gas chambers is mandatory for all citizens.

The town sure got a lot quieter after all the monkeys were lynched.

Time to build a wall

Mass Effect?

What goes on behind the scenes at Ubisoft.

[homosexual animal orgy noises]

It's just a bot shitting out games

"Shit, shit, who the fuck is shooting at us fire missiles"
"But I am le tired"
"Well, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES"

"What if we just release the game again, but with cavemen…?"

Wait, i thought you said that i had to fire the playtesters

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HOW MUCH DID JAMES CAMERON SAY HE WANTED TO PAY US?

"Maybe we should make a good game today?"
"Ha fuck no."

"Guys, we need 10 alternatives for radio towers. Not every game can have radio towers! or can they?"

When your friends discover your vidya waifu.

">female"

Get your own faggot.

Oh boy I thought you were just gay.

Wait, misread the question.

"Well, I guess that's better than nothing."

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"So you cum into a rubber approximation of a female body? That's not very sanitary. Oh, by the way, I can give you the name of this really great therapist. He does great work with the mentally challenged"

You don't understand, it's not gay because the dick is feminine!

Gee user, she might be over 1000 years old but she definitely looks 8.

Just wait until i hit 30, you'll eat your words

"I've been looking for her everywhere. thanks for holding on to her for me, user."

That's a wrap for Scenes from a Hat!
Tune in next time for a very special edition of Hoedown!

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!

Thanks, Drewanon.
You should do these weekly.

BUT I'M ONLY GETTING STARTED

underrated post.

I'll think about it.

You are aware that there are half-hour long clips of Scenes from a Hat on Youtube, right?
Get you fix there.

Fine, take care faggot.

kek, but you were completely wrong mate. The Fabula Nova Crystalis doesn't constitute a "new" franchise, it's the 13th mainline Final Fantasy game it's not even a spinoff.

Not to mention he said it's sequels were possible GOTY contenders, who in their right mind would ever consider XIII-2/Lightning Returns GOTY material.

Skyrim

great thread m8

Let's play some Street fighter once the tourney's over!

Well, perhaps if OP was stupid enough to consider XIII-2 and LR as GotY, he'd be dumb enough to say FNC is a new franchise.

If you do I would suggest making it fortnightly.
>inb4 Mark gets pissy over it somehow