Take a thread
Take a thread
shit, I just made one too and I was just going to post it.
sfw cute anime pics pls
bored out of my mind by this stale lewd junk
this is when i smoke the big weade bong
We can use yours next, user!
let me know when something good gets posted.
Why can't there be any unfortunate situations thrust upon us that we're forced to overcome, thus shaping us into capable and dignified human beings? Those stupid heroes have it so easy.
Why, yes, underdog does have a different meaning to me.
I was going to just delete it.
Repost you piece of shit.
Is that joke the reason you took a while to respond? I feel like it was.
Don't worry. They'll come to us eventually.
Be edgy. They're always better edgy.
I think they have a board for that.
I didn't see the new thread. I need to be spoon fed these things, I'm the lowest common denominator, after all.
ye they have /lewd/
How many here are drunk right now?
I'm terrible at guessing anons
I meant for "sfw cute anime pics pls".
Is this the Clint of Katz footjob fame?
Drinking but not drunk
What are you sipping on tonight?
Unforgivable. No excuses.
I'm typically nameless/tripless these days.
It's Test. I have too many avatars, some I steal. In this instance I made this folder even though somebody else was using Clint.
Why are you guys posting user
Holla Forums pls
The name falls off sometimes and I don't feel like looking for my trip.
What the fuck does this post even mean, Luka?
It's 11 pm, I'm not drinking anything hue
I'll try to remember the user canadian
You should make a Terrance Hill folder
Superior western protagonist
I haven't used my trip in years.
I prefer nonbreaking special characters.
Forgiveness from those that we hurt in this world never was guaranteed.
That's some edgy stuff right there. I like it.
Ah. I see. Yes, that is confusing without a nametag. I guess the guy who invented nametags knew what he was doing.
All those characters are broken squares for me bruh
that was an unexpected twiist
You're just saying words.
you can see them?
you are too
By that I mean you're saying them largely at random.
Totally dude, it's an edgy line from the edgy song I'm listening to. It's about heroin and stuff. Pretty deep. You probably wouldn't get it.
They are just a square
Like a square
with weird numbers in it
you are too, if you think about it.
I don't wanna be edgy online.
No, I'm really not.
wow, that's horrible. what browser are you even using?
why aren't you thinking? :(
You just got destroyed. What a fucking comeback.
I almost wish you were being serious.
The only thing I understand is jaunty 50's doo-wop.
Why not? That's the best palce to be edgy. No one can tell that you're really just a pathetic kid with self-esteem issues on the internet.
Maybe I'm just projecting. Regardless.
Don't do it Test
I'm fairly certain I'm thinking more than you.
I use Nightly
I think it got it's name changed to
'Firefox developer edition'
Yeah that sounds awful, I'd like to think I already got over that phase.
I knnow I sure haven't
most of the people around here don't help either
Theyll just as soon critisize you for it but they wouldnt waste a second of their time with constructive criticism
Is that what you listened to that summer you and your friends followed the tracks to find the body of that kid who'd gotten hit? Sounds pretty coming-of-agey.
i'm thinking 2
And some never get over it. Sad, isn't it?
Haha, no. I wish my life were that exciting.
the kid was SHOT
i have that one!
what are you doing?
Oh well, at least you can reminisce about the theme you used on your favorite image board when you get old. If you get old.
Not in the movie, at least. Never read the gay book because reading is for gay fags. Are you saying you're a gay fag?
I beg your fucking pardon?
Does this look like the face of somebody who is a 'gay' 'fag'?
well that was a whole hour of being unable to sleep
anyone awake wanna play sum games
Hopefully I die before I get too old. I'm too vain to live past my 40s. This is hardly my favourite image board.
I stopped playing memewatch so other than thread and YouTube I'm doing nothing.
I guess this is the part where we all take a shot
Are you one of those people?
is this the part where we play a game, test?
...Maybe. Why does it matter to you?
лол лол лол лол лол лол лол лол лол
Every one get a zalgo ge nerator and le t's play with T
I wouldn't know, I'd never look a gay fag in the face. I didn't even look at the picture you posted, for the sake of consistency to that rule.
This is a post about how I do not want to play games.
I never said this was your favorite, stop putting words in my mouth or I'll take you to Judge Judy and put you through the wringer.
I always wanted to die young, now I feel younger every day, and I just hope I die younger than I am. Just some more free edgy song lyrics for you.
I''m not a GAY!!1
I'll make sure to put that in my song. You don't mind if I steal that, do you? I won't credit you at all.
It was very obvious you implied it.
all i see is a bunch of squares bruh
who is huu, lad?
well it doesnt take a prodigy to make good music but who can actually tell pitches by feeling vibrations on their fingers or whatever??
Just curious as to the type of poster you might be. Never seen you around.
That's exactly what I'd expect to hear out of a gay fag, other than whatever sound dicks make when they're sliding into gay fags' butts.
It's actually song lyrics, but you don't have to worry about plagiarism when literally nobody listens to your music, so you're in luck.
This isn't my favorite image board either, believe me. At least all of the really bad ones aren't on right now.
I dunno, just met them last thread as far as I know. Not an old 4chan gfur at least.
I don't think so, no.
pic related its u
It does, though.
Literally anyone if you can put your mind to it, because it isn't something as subjective as music. A certain note makes a certain vibration. If you practice, you can just distinguish the difference between them.
Yes you have. Don't lie. Because I've seen you around.
...Is it really? I need you to link it to me. Hey, I'll have you know that my grandparents absolutely -love- my pieces. Yeah I came here once and everyone was being a huge circlejerking shitter. It was disgusting degeneracy.
Pretty sure it's Hupony.
I don't really know anything about him.
Speaking of bad ones.
what am i supposed to do before the sun rises nigger
maybe i guess ill have to talk to him
he sounds like one of the butthurt-at-our-culture posters
hey im boo
do you know me?
Oh, well sorry then. I've never noticed you then, or talked to you.
i just sorted through my discovery queue on steam store.. nothing i'm interested in... so this $20 store credit is just sitting around :(
why'd you stop? why do you say meme?
all my youtube subscriptions are watched for now... so i'm kinda bored until someone puts out a new vid...
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know you. Nice to meet you.
Please notice me.
Stand outside and prepare to praise it, nigga
Oh, not you? Well, there goes my only guess, cause that's the only Hu I know.
unless you some kind of fucking plebeain
I only enable them so that I can tear them down at a later date. Yeah, circlejerkers are the worst. Don't they know that triangular jerkathons are way stronger?
(((folk subgenre warning)))
let's play a game
people will say im a bad guy but imo im a good guy
let's be friends ok?
although most people including me are just gonna think youre an alt of somebody elses, like 80% sure
I like this music
I mean, I'm also butthurt at your culture, I honestly don't know how you've stuck around here as long as you have Boo.
HUPONY FUCK OFF
Huuu with three u's. There's totally a difference there.
I also go by Null when I'm feeling edgy.
I heard that's a common thing around here. What's a good or bad guy here anyway? I mean, as much as someone can be friends with someone else on the internet.
I have. Does it make you feel special online?
What about Huey and the News?
Are you the same Null from back then?
Correct. You make it sound like I'm an oldie. It's only been about a year, maybe.
I like your strange anime girl clapping in front of a suffering fish.
I like how she's almost on time
Cheers, nice to see you about tonight
Welp, there goes the neighborhood. I just had to jinx it.
I'm not a real gamer girl, I don't play bideo games that much Boo, COME ON
Oh, you're that Eminem guy?
I really enjoy it's Hip to be Square.
oh you're not Muu?
I guess. I thought I was known as an attention whore and fag, really.
...What? Who? You're terrible at guessing, you know.
D E N S E
Kamuu is British
did you ever get overwatch? :u
Just to be clear, it isn't ACTUALLY hip to be square. I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but, it's been long enough man.
my family is here
thats the only way i can explain the addiction to Holla Forums
like i dont want to wasteful of all the time i spent here making friends
i guess ill bite
what sets animus apart from the other circlejerking boards is the drama
we have drama like everyday because a lot of people treat this place like their highschool
its very entertaining and very fun to get on
Maybe I have a terrible memory but my brain says "Null is that guy who looks like Eminem that met up with Colbert and fed him pizza".
Well I mean I'm just one person
I don't speak for everybody
I'd prefer you bite me ;^)))
Yes, just what the edgy white kid doctor ordered.
How's it going Luka?
I don't even care
Yeah, that's why I always go to the same slot machine every day. I'm bound to win one of these days, I've just put so much money into it.
I cucked someone into buying Overwatch for me using my butt.
It wasn't even worth it, because I never even play it. Pretty overrated game, in my opinion.
Haha, I've definitely noticed that. Really, all circlejerk boards aren't like this? I feel like everyone here is generally mentally a highschooler, still.
No no, I've never met up with anyone here.
I don't know how to respond to this.
I love it.
When I shit talk I do it proudly with a name on
You're a fucking snake goggles
And you act like a teenager
An aspie homosexual snake
How pathetic is that
bored & hungry & thirsty & lonely
so that was actually
really realy not you
I was hoping you'd respond with some dank memes tbh
oh shut up nigger
they all had specific traits to them that posters liked us migrate to for their certain traits
so we just ended up with a really immature argumentive culture
OBSERVE ITS HAPPENING NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RACE WAR
GOGGLVES VS GRIM
I know you posted the shitty kid with the eyepatch. If this is wrong too I literally remember nothing else about the name Null.
shit newposter he made me lose my train of thought
oh the thing is that all of the other boards have started to die recently, meaning that they all come here, which creates EVEN MORE drama
meaning that this place is starting to be really good
RACE WAR NOW
No I think it was null
Damn he got super faggy
Anyway I really need to shave so bbl
Have Rin come over then
the shitty kid with the eyepatch was my dead friend, ninaran
That sounds like exactly the kind of dream I would expect you to have.
Now you too can pretend like you know how it feels to have had a crippling heroin addiction. What a lucky duck.
Why are all the dudes named Nin major sluts?
aw yiss ramshackle motherfuckin glory
you want to fucking fight me dude
ninaran had his head chopped off by a muslim for being gay
No, that was something that actually happened, I just don't remember the name of the person because they've been gone forever. I thought it was that Null guy.
and he was PURE not a slut
It didn't sound like you at all to me. Thank you for validating me.
How many partial board absorbtions has this place had? Some pony, some animus, some gfur... I don't know all of it.
we're basically a successful .io game
I don't beleive this
Uh. I'm not too up to date with "dank memes". I stopped liking them when I was 9.
I see. Wow. Splendid. Do you think we should get David Attenborough to narrative over it?
...What? Oh right that vampire dude yes? I think.
Man it feels good to pretend to have a crippling addiction.
I'm going to jerk off to Who Are Your Friends Gonna Be later, going to be totally choice.
We need to build a wall around animus to keep the furries out
we need to make this board anime again
And it's a great board
They don't think we can do it, but beleive me we can
I don't know, it was from some fag manga.
Feels even better to actually have one
i dont have any proof his brother told me and showed me a news article with his face a long time ago
nobody really cared about him so i let it slide
do you like nature documentaries
i think theyre really really good
wildlife biology is my career anyway
Well you're really just no fun now, are you?
How can you even be here.
Fuck I'm so tired.
It's strange, the things we remember.
Ninaran just makes me think of when they say "Nidoran" in the Pokemon rap.
I think this is a meme
still I guess that kind of sucks
how the hell can someone you dont talk to tell that you're gay lmao?
Correcto friendo, that was me.
Yep. They're pretty rad.
Go to bed you weeb. I can be fun, if I try.
If Rin comes over then you won't be bored, hungry, thirty, or alone
no bard im being 100% serious
i guess i dont care about it that much now but it really happened
his brother david was real sympathetic about it and shit
i really liked nina too
great legs and a nice cute dick
whats your favorite
I can't go to bed just yet. I have a very strict schedule to keep to.
Why bother trying though, it's just a weeb image board.
who's going to pay for it?
It's always fun to go to addiction and illness forums to fantasize for a few hours.
sci goes into advertising
We're going to make
the furries pay for it!
Was this actual advertising or just a meme?
Yeah that seems about right
Only one way to find out
How has Overwatch been treating you?
You have my vote!
do you wanna play a game in a bit maybe
I'll be honest. It's Alien Planet, which is only really just speculative semi-science bullshit. That and Life Story.
Whatever you say, man. Also I try because it's the only thing that gets you attention, or something.
I was going to say a response here but I went blank.
Hi, guy. What's going on?
They know their target audience. It did very well with focus groups.
That's okay man, I'll just pretend like you're nodding out.
Busting their fresh asses
That image is my fetish.
I actually kinda am. Hopefully I don't even realize I've passed out and today becomes tomorrow. Because I get this dweet free macbook, due to going to a public school in the year 2016. It's exciting.
Tired af and waiting for this preworkout to kick in
I thought eating an entire chocolate cake and blaming your gas on the dog was your fetish.
You have a lot of fetishes!
not bad at least :)
Ohhh, you workout? Or, what is preworkout? I see. I think. Not really.
Free macbook? Must be a fairly affluent public school. Hope you're the first one to get that laptop, because I wouldn't want to touch a used one.
test come play OW with me and ruka
yeah i really like evolutionary theorizing
its amazing the possibilities that we could have turned up with
but i really liked Life even if it was with oprah. god i love all of attenboroughs though
Eating entire chocolate cakes are my fetish as well
Have they released any info about th enext new character?
preworkout is just caffeine to help me work out
Someone from this community gave me a used macbook once
You're also my fetish.
I don't have a dog.
Wow Holla Forums stop eating my name desu
the stealth drone looking sombra?
Wait I'll just accept it and post anonymously.
I CANT TELL WHO IS WHO
Yep yep! They probably have filters pre-installed, so it should be fine. Until I get ahold of it, of course.
Oh, cool. Yeah, that stuff is super cool to think about. I also like evolutionary programming. That stuff's cool to see.
Oh, okay, yeah. I wish I had the motivation to work out.
The absurdity is part of the arousal factor.
Did you boil it for 15 minutes before use?
I thought your fetish was xxyyxx and clamshell corkbottle or whoever.
I guess. Depends on who you're wanting attention from. Most people respond to just about anyone.
Please stop posting images that make me question my sexuality.
If it were me, I would personally make sure that my semen touched every single bit of the machine at one point or another. You know. For posterity.
I like that shirt.
I don't like to put my genitals into other species.
check this one out guys
Instead I'll just fantasize about being some cute loli girl while, in reality, I'm a fat fuck.
Well, just general attention really. Usually negative or sexual. That gets me good.
I consider it more of a marking territory kinda thing, you know?
youre not cute
Well it is Holla Forums
I can't particularly say I'm surprised that's what you're looking for.
You're absolutely in love with gay dogs, I don't even understand what the question would be.
You don't have to do that to eat a cake.
At least not in America? I don't know your national customs.
I wish I didn't know. I really do.
Eh, people have said I am, but I could bet you my bottom dollar that they're lying 98% of the time.
Actually, you'd be surprised to hear that's not what I'm looking for here.
I'm just wasting time until I pass out.
I still haven't even played Ana yet tho
What would you want to look like?
Check the filename
POST THE PIC !
everyone knows what all of us look like
Dumb assholes and their dumb asshole steampunk convention.
Also I need to watch that Iori anime to find out why she's featured in so much anal hentai.
Eh, lunch first.
I would ask, but I think it'd be best not to.
Petite, also kinda tom boyish. Sadly apparently I've only gotten as far as "butch lesbian" in terms of girly looks. At least, for my face.
Haha are you kidding me? I don't post pictures of me on image boards. What are you, insane?
I usually end up posting pics in private though, so, whatever.
ana is OP
ur missin' out
Nah, just femininity. Nothing gay about that.
Eh perhaps. People are either here for attention or passing time usually. I don't judge on either.
It was the soto filename I was referring to
I have alot of fetishes.....
let's be honest though
isn't xxyyxx just so fucking adorable
I'd rather be a butch lesbian than a butcher lesbian. But only just.
You're the straightest Japanese sex tourist I've talked to.
You remind me of Gilga, when you say "Just femininity". It's funny.
Which one are you here for, though?
It still isn't enough. How am I supposed to convince men that I'm a cute girl if I don't have a cute face?
Sounds like you want to do some cardio ^^
If you want to look girlie you'd probably have to wear make up
Nah I've been watching JoJo with woman. Gonna let her start staying the night
Is this a radiohead video
I don't see it. His looks fall upon blind eyes. And his music upon deaf ears. I can feel him just fine, though.
Assault them with a deadly weapon?
Well that's all that's important :)
I'm glad you have a moment of time for the lord and savior
People said a little make up would actually make me passable, but, it scares me to go that far into the degeneracy. Like that first time I put on girly underwear.
I was mortified.
Anyway, too lazy to actually run and stuff. Though yes, I have a chart thing that I keep telling myself I'll follow.
I'd actually love to see a manga where the protagonist is a cross-dressing guy forcing men to have sex with him via harassing with a gun.
It'd be entertaining.
You could title it "Identity Politics" and publish it one page at a time in conservative newspapers. There's a killing to be made.
Hey man if I see some cute thing dressed up as a girl I'm not gonna judge.
Well I've already banged a trap in Asia, so I assume I'd do it again if they were girly enough.
Boredom, mostly. Not much else I can do on work days.
I would pay money to read that
i always have to befriend someone to find out if theyre cute
Girly underwear? Did it have frills and everything?
It's actually pretty fun to exercise.
i need to watch jojo
Just so long as you make sure they're consenting gay penis receptacles beforehand. Some people only want straight penis inside of them.
You have to play the game, Boo. That's just how it works. There are no shortcuts for hard work.
Fucking genius. Sadly my writing ability is that of a pretentious wise-cracking wannabe. So I'd most likely just be publicly shamed.
Really? Tell me more.
Hehe, true. I wish my work allowed me to shitpost. Instead I have to serve old people for 9 hours a day.
Just give me your steam and I guess I could send you some pics man. Calm down. You'll forget about me in a week.
Yeeeeahh. White, lacy, and the right size to hid everything important.
SI also felt the same way wearing a girly dress/uniform thing. Like a super weirdo. But people say I looked cute in it, so, hey.
You know that feeling when someojne does something that totally changes your opinion of them? Yeah, just had that. Kind of want to burn my neighbours house down. Woo bacon tiem
Idk if I've ever experienced this
I'd say the biggest fear I have is being a fail trap without even knowing it.
That's bleach drinking worthy.
Like when you're talking to someone you assume is a rational, functioning human being, and then they say "blacklivesmatter" and "good cause" in the same sentence.
do not worry huu im a very calm man
i was just kidding
i dont think youd be comfortable with giving out pics on your (((first))) day of coming here
And I can only assume privately shamed, as well. This could be your big break. Just not the kind of break you had anticipated. More like a snap kind of thing.
We are half way thru season 1
Might make her watch Space dandy after
As long as you're having fun then who cares right?
sword says hello
needs to be shopped over the burnt german villages
Jetzt haben ein Rassenkrieg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT HERE COME DAT RAGER
That's actually fucking awesome.
It's okay. I'm straight anyway.
Oh it was new years eve, I was at a high class club, we danced for a few hours, had a couple drinks, then I realized it was a b o y, and one thing led to another and I said fuck it. And did so.
I'm not at work, I just can't really go out when I have work the next day. Weekends are for partying.
Like when someone says "I am voting trump". Yes.
Black lives matter is good 'cause I like watching riots on the news.
I have to admit, I don't like Juri at all.
I'm glad Ibuki was added to the SFV roster, but I'm mostly a Sakura Kasugano player.
o shit waddup
i need to finish up space dandy
That sword is a dull one. You should really grind him back to a point.
I've done worse within minutes of meeting people. Do you want to know if I'm cute or not?
Pfffff. Who do you take me for, exactly?
I still have mixed feelings on it to this day. Though I do it more willingly now.
Would you fuck a trap while not drunk?
Better than Hillary. Also how can you burn someone's house down for having opinions. Grow up you fucking manchild.
Oh man, have you seen that compilation of blacklivesmatter activists who block the streets getting fucking plowed by cars?
I'm genuinely not a sadistic person, but I was genuinely chuckling and kinda throwing a laughing fit watching their fucking retarded asses getting slammed.
How can you be a faggot? Grow up faggot
be my guest
keep in mind i set this URL when i was like 10
Sippin the rum what about you boi
Anybody who purposefully stands in the way of an ambulence running it's safety lights and honking it's horn deserves to be ran over by that same ambulance
you really don't
no need, blunt or no he still does the job
I mean, I wasn't really "drunk". So yes. If they were attractive enough. I'm pretty picky when it comes to girls.
But I'm a kid, I don't need to grow up.
I need to re-watch it. It's amazing.
So am I. I probably wouldn't fit your standards honestly. Mainly because of face and, I'm not very curvy.
4 AM pizza my dude
Ur a kid so hang yourself
You mean you have to check if they have a vagina or any otherwise functioning surgically-enhanced semen depository first?
bonus points if you can get merkels face onto her
I thought you were Don Delaney, to be honest.
Oh yeah, I've seen it. I've also seen the protests in my town some. They actually did a pretty good job here, compared to a lot of places.
It's dangerous to use blunted objects in the kitchen, you know.
hes not a kitchen kind of blade
youll probably understand in a bit that scoots is our 'special' one
he even goes on tumblr
Eh, I'm sure working out could help a lot. You've just got to muster up that motivation to do so.
I've been told my standards are shallow. We're attracted to what we're attracted to, though.
I mean they have to have a feminine looking body/cute face. Face is the most important of course, body coming second.
posting right wing propaganda on an image board
wew what a special snowflake
Is this....Is this what's been missing....through all my miserable life....
fag nigger boy
why cant i post on your fucking s
right wing propaganda
You just have that whole deceased Cleveland Cavaliers basketball coach thing going on, you know?
I realized when I happened to go to tinychat once. He was wearing fucking kids pajama pants.
And bragged about it.
orking out would help with my general form, but not make me curvy. Which I really want. I'd need hormones. But those are scary.
Also hahaaaaa motivation. Can barely get out of bed most times.
Wow, personality comes in at a distant third...
aren't you the charming playboy.
Red pill time
You definitely don't want to just shove whoremones in your body and sit around all day, that's how you get to look like Swedish Whale.
i HAVE A PERSONALITY FETISH TBH
IT JUST MIGHT BE DUDE
God, it's like it gets worse every time I see it.
I'm just gonna avoid them honestly. Eugh.
Better watch out
dick girls could be anywhere
you probably have to log in dumbass
let;s watch the language
we don't want to offend anybody
Fag and nigger are fair game, but dumbass is TOO FAR
Why not both? What scares you about hormones if that's what you want for yourself?
Yeah, motivation is hard, but you've got to drive yourself. Be the best you can be.
Not really. Sure looks are important, but without the personality to click with, have fun with, and really get each other, what's the point?
I'd just prefer them to be perfect (in my eyes, of course) in all 3.
you might already know what i look like then
ive been in a few tinychats with him in pajamas
im a handsome man <:)
They come with depression, the loss of a sex drive, etc.
Do you really think I want to be a girl to "Be myself"? I want to be a girl so I can get fucked hard by a dude and moan cutely and be a submissive fuck.
I don't do it for anything else honestly. Becuase I don't have mental problems.
somebody understands it
What kind of world are we living in where people can make slurs about peoples intelligence
I doubt it.
What really gets me is how bad the hair looks. It's just so putrid.
I would too. People go on about how they're a grace from God, but they mess you up.
what kinda pizza bruh
Swamp Hags deserve equal rights.
You've got nothing to prove to me. I think you'd be just fine working out and getting fit if that's the case.
Sounds like you've got ridiculously simple wants.
His rights end where my overwhelming distaste for his rights begins.
One more day until jbbq
It's gonna be lit
NO ONE CARES
KILL YOURSELF YOU DRAMA
You are pretty lit
True,yeah. Mhhnn. I just need to understand that getting up and doing it will benefit me. My brain rejects the idea while also wanting to do it insanely badly. I don't think you know how obsessed I am with having a 10/10 butt.
Not simple at all! Especially since I'm so far away from, you know, actually being a girl.
☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆
Post this on the walls of the 12 strongest black women you know...
If you get back 5 you're a proud woman of colour. ..
☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆ ☆¸.•*""*•. ¸☆
Do cardio and squats.
Squats give you a nice ass, I'd know, I've got a nice ass.
Why do you want to be a girl, though? You can do the same thing as a dude. Unless you... no... lied online?!
I would take you if I could and we would have an amazing time
Not settling for anything less than the best sake
I don't like most women of color because they need attitude adjustments
Why do all these retards want to be girls
You can be a subby guy too
Genetics give you the potential for a nice ass, the squats may just give you square butt torment.
I tried doing squats for a week but then gave up because ???
It's just...the aesthetic of it. I wanna look cute and feminine. And, I'll admit, tricking a straight dude is a fantasy of mine.
Pffff, wellll...maybe once...
You gotta be the very best, like no grim ever was...
That's a nice fantasy
i only said that because it was in a deja vu and i had to fulfill it
i dont even hate you that much
But only a fantasy. It's almost depressing.
there goes the motivation to live again
that's a feel too real
Probably shouldn't give up so easily?
You've got to give yourself goals then stick to them.
I'm not going to recommend doing anything because of fantasies. I'd just say you should stick to trying to doll yourself up as a guy.
Your fantasy is literally what happened to me. Life is suffering
You will never spend 2 hours readying up in the mirror getting all trim and proper before getting ready for your date with an awkward young man eager to lose his virginity, meeting up with him and teasingly moving things along too quick for him to deny anal in favor of asking to see your vagoo
Except that all Asians look the same to you so that trap had a natural camouflage.
You will never be approached by a beautiful short girl, eager to get you drunk, resting her hands on your thighs and giggling making anal sex jokes before taking her to the bathroom and pounding her only to realize after you cum inside that she was a boy
And thank God I will never.
Sounds pretty hot.
begging to be put out of my misery
Break a guitar on the stage that is your head.
I know, I know. I will definitely keep working towards being more girly. It's just I feel that I'm too uggo to really make any progress that would be worthwhile. It's hard to explain.
I am so fucking jealous of that asian trap.
Life -is- suffering.
Hey there fuckboi. Still "friends" with your ex?
watch this video with me Holla Forums
HEY LOVE CRUSADER
I WANT TO BE YOUR SPACE INVADER
how about a banjo
Yes. The pedophile.
For some reason, I feel like I've dated more than one person that would occasionally get called that.
I am been wake up from my asleep for years.
Just so long as it's not a bannedjo
I guess you're just naturally attracted to pedophiles, huh?
you and me mordin
we're dick buddies