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Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

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Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Not reposting

Jason James
Jason James

Would it be blackmail if you were into it?

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

and just what are you going to do about it?

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

I mean I guess they'd still have something to hold over your head...

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

Let's find out.

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

With whom?

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

Probably
Whats even happening here?

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

PIC RELATED
my fetish

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

(You)
M-me~?

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

This is weird

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Some screen shot I saw of some underage ban sneaking into his parents room and cross dressing while masturbating. His parents found out and locked the door and bought him clothes to do what he needed to do.
It was a sobering reminder that people from Ponychan were crazy.

Brody Lopez
Brody Lopez

Well, us.

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

WHAT????

Ryan Wood
Ryan Wood

Isn't that literal CP?

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Thank god no one found my nudes on ponychan.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

whoops
dropped those archive nudes

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Yes.

James Cruz
James Cruz

Just kidding they don't exist.

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Yeah, it's true.
No, it was just the posts. The guy was just recounting his tales of being a kinky fucker.
I'm glad that no one has my nudes anymore.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

I have them

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

I'm not going to doubt you.
I was a confused soul looking for guidance.

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith




♡We...
Are the shitpost gems!
We always ruin the thread
And if you think we can't,
We'll ruin your day instead
That's why the pissholes in this crew,
Believe in..
Chiri, Scootaloo and Boo!
(and SteveAn!)
( ° ʖ °)

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

My phone doesn't like Holla Forums :(

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

RIP Steve, God help him wherever he is.

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

So you cybered Jordan?

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

When you Phara e-push 5 people into a pit.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Probably just on some other imageboard claiming to be Christ on earth again.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

I laughed way harder than I even should have.

William Morgan
William Morgan

that was lmao

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

We should have a thread drinking game.
It only lists the worse aspects of each poster that appears semi-frequently, and it would be an incentive for self improvement or drunkenness.
Either way a past time of the threads.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

i beat the mission guys

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

It's pretty lit tbh fam :^)

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

i wanna play

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

you may be on to something here. we should get someone objective and unbiased to wright it, like boo.

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

I get the joke.

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

The amount you should of laughed was zero.

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

That sounds uh... interesting

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

write. no wonder it looked so weird. my head is not here tonight.

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

tsuchi may get it but i dont

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

THE SCI DRINKING GAME
EVERY TIME SCI GLORIEIS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY WE TAKE A SHOT
HAHA GOOD WAY TO DIE RIGHT

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

okay

Luke King
Luke King

Technically, using 'wright' would also be correct, as it means to create or build something, much like a playwright or shipwright.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

thank you chiri. that makes me feel better.

well. less stupid at least.

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

Every time I bring up Badfox cybering my friend he leaves.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

It would be a bit to put together, but I think it would be fun.
Like there is a list of distasteful qualities that each poster has that makes everyone playing the game take a shot, and whomever doesn't end up in the hospital wins.

Basically it plays up the high school and mean girls personality in the thread.

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

I think the only way to play would be to use opposite rules, so if anything got called out you would have to abstain from drinking for 30 minutes.

We'd all be sober.

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

drinking game now
IF YOU GOT RULES POST EM

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

Regardless of the game rules, I would simply cheat anyway.

Here's a trigger, any time Chiri takes a drink, take a drink.

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

I feel like this is a game I could enjoy

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

We all know the rule you usually operate under is "any time you take a drink, take another drink"

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d7)

We could also incorporate some random rolls to determine who is winning the game.

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

it's a wonderful rule.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

whenever bard tries to jam his hipster /mu/ tastes down someone's throat takes a drink

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

Well name some shitty quality about notable posters that everyone finds distasteful.
I hardly post so I'm not of much use.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

whenever bernsa gossips loudly about a secret nobody cares about take a drink

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

But have you heard the song "I'm God" yet?

Nathan James
Nathan James

whenever chiri text walls take a drink

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

whenever smiles says 'jesus' or 'god' take a drink

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

damn boo is on fire tonight

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

whenever test gets defensive about his sister take a drink

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

whenever elma mentions her suicide take a drink

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Dice rollRolled 8 (1d10)




If you roll a D10 and the number matches the last number in your post, kill yourself.

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Bruh I'm telling you
This nigga xxyyxx

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

GG Yall Getting Wasted.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

whenever ban posts that boygirl hes obsessed with take a drink

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Somebody cap these rules and put them in one image pls

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

you gonna drink a lot

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

1

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

this game is shit because there are so many unlikable things that people do

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

same

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

Coping them

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

Fuck it, why even bother with shots with rules like these, just upend the bottle.

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

whenever rin blank replies with an anime reaction take a drink

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

I agree

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

Oh don't be rude.

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

whenever smiles spams about her current call with tsuchi take a drink

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

this seems like a good idea just in general.

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

whenever desu talks about his voice take a drink

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d10)

That's why I said I'm going to cheat, I'm just going to get drunk anyway.

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

whener luka uses an ellipse (...) take a drink

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

How am I rude?

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Whenever Desu says "master" take a drink.

Goodnight Irene

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

good one

whenever grim gets in a heated argument take 2 drinks

Julian Green
Julian Green

:/

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

whenever a girl/girl drops a conversation with sci take a drink

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

boos rules are going to kill us all.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

Welp we're all getting drunk.

Oh nothing. Thought you were going to dump it.

Jesus Christ

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams




Whenever Ikarous gazes longingly at Chiri, hit Ikarous with bottle.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

This is like the free space in bingo, man.

Matthew White
Matthew White

I'm pretty sure I am doing that.

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

she probably doesnt show her full chest because theyre sagging down so low

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

who is this chick anyway?

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

whenever grim mentions wish take a drink

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

uh huh

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

whenever squash talks about his dog take a drink

Owen Turner
Owen Turner

whenever lenko talks about working out take a drink

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Get Drunk Or Die Trying (rules so far):

whenever bard tries to jam his hipster /mu/ tastes down someone's throat takes a drink
whenever bernsa gossips loudly about a secret nobody cares about take a drink
whenever chiri text walls take a drink
whenever smiles says 'jesus' or 'god' take a drink
whenever test gets defensive about his sister take a drink
whenever elma mentions her suicide take a drink
whenever ban posts that boygirl hes obsessed with take a drink
whenever rin blank replies with an anime reaction take a drink
whenever smiles spams about her current call with tsuchi take a drink
whenever desu talks about his voice take a drink
whener luka uses an ellipse (...) take a drink
Whenever Desu says "master" take a drink.
whenever grim gets in a heated argument take 2 drinks
whenever a girl/girl drops a conversation with sci take a drink

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

Me irl

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

whenever clockwork posts take a xanax (for your own good)

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

so cute.

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

bad mix
we gonna die 2nite

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

whenever an user with an anime avatar joins the thread and starts playing 'guess who i am' games take a drink

whenever a girl/girl drops a conversation with sci take a drink
quotations on the second girl

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Thanks

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

Fixed thanks.

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

i probably need one on me to be fair

whenever gets too drunk to type and starts using vocaroo take a drink

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

tp gets*

David Thomas
David Thomas

Subtle's asleep nice try dork

Michael Turner
Michael Turner

So, basically, just start drinking and don't stop.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

whenever lexi says nini take a drink

whenever bebop types a <3 at BC take a drink

whenever erio starts an argument take a drink

whenever cooki posts her music take a drink

whenever scoots says the word 'privilege' take a drink

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Drinking games are supposed to be fun, not lethal.

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Anytime Tsuchi says

she

take a drink

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

yeah, basically. you're going to have to choose like two rules and only those if you want a chance to live.

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

Whenever Tsuchi tries to ruin other's fun take a drink

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

to be fair, sci and boo talk about it/goad me into it more than me

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

GAME OVER

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

whenever luke talks about his tail take a drink

what test said, anytime tsuchi says >she

i didnt make the rules
there are just so many unlikable things people do

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

never use me and sci in a line of text ever again

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Not being much of a drinker is finally paying off.

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

in what way, exactly? even with just one rule, depending on the rule, you'll be pretty wasted fast.

Xavier Bailey
Xavier Bailey

That's not true, because wright is a noun, not a verb. You can't wright something. You can be a wright of something.

Juan James
Juan James

Yeah I'm thinking about making a rule where we can only pick 3 rules to follow at any one time.
They have to be of active posters, and you should state that those are the rules you're following.
Obviously if they start spamming it to be an ass you can change to a different rule.

Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

tfw Brad posts your edit of a cute

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

whenever soto talks about the 50 year old he's fucking take a drink

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

whenever revy talks about his awkward family relationship

whenever kaybe talks about how fat he is

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

yeah. it'll be tricky. I'll probably just go with what test correctly pointed out is my usual rule anyway. drink gone? pour another.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

In that I don't plan on drinking in the near future at all so I don't have to worry about any of the rules.

Camden Hall
Camden Hall

Whenever Boo mentions his weed guy take a drink.

Dominic Reed
Dominic Reed

It'll be great seeing some people get butthurt for calling them on their bad habits. Myself included.

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

oh, well I think at this point it's more just boo having fun. I doubt anyone is going to be doing this.

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

when the final rules are posteed i might

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

funny

whenever bloodchan says hes 16 take a drink

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

boo picked a really dumb one for me though. I would have gone with "whenever he subtly or not so subtly hints that he's feeling depressed, take a drink" but I guess that one would be way more dangerous than the one he picked for me.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

Wait was it that girl or the other one?

William Jenkins
William Jenkins

when grim is a creep take a drink

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

nobody reads your crap enough to get that connotation that youre depressed bernsa

your main problem is that you have this strange aura that you think everyone is paying close attention to everything youre doing

hence the secret thing is definitely the best

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

When Boo tries to slide into those DMs with any of the underage posters, take a drink.

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

When Grim talks about fucking traps and then says hes not gay take a drink.

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

Fair.
Something like that would leave it to speculation, and drunk people aren't that well at speculating.

GG

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

Traps are definately gay

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

this new user has the exact same problem as you also
its kind of why you guys are all the same with little to no personality

good

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

we can better shorten that one to whenever grim types a <3 at elma or BC take a drink

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

*reads paper*

checks out

William Bennett
William Bennett

no one pays any attention to you
even posts not directed at him are scoured thoroughly by him and often replied to

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

grim never <3s at me anymore though. pls

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

That would be quite the vicious cycle for me.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

I expect you to follow these to a tee.

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

both seem to fall into that category I think.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

oh light yellow is welms
hey welms
i just saw him type a <3 at you earlier today

whenever bernsa assumes you were paying close attention to what he's saying
(this one is a joke dont add it)

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

or what?

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

TP.

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

If you insist.

Liam Foster
Liam Foster

Whenever Boo asks what game to play, take a drink.

Whenever a UKbonger talks about their welfare, take a shot.

Whenever Swedish Fish talks, take a shot.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

who else am i missing?
are you still getting this smiles?

whenever erin posts some gore of himself take 3 drinks

whenever yan defends it take 2

light yellow
not yellow

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

oh, i must have missed it.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

these are good
but i didnt think people minded my game-asking much ;_;

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Yep.
I wish I had more to add to this, but you guys all just know each other better than I do.

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

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Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

Or I'll constantly remind you of your self worth or something.

What else do you dislike?

Nathan Turner
Nathan Turner

I do insist.

It makes me want to kill myself so that I can haunt you until you kill yourself.

Whenever Colby posts a Schwarzenegger one liner webm, take a shot.

Whenever Fool talks about a horrible health issue that he's ignoring, take a shot.

John Myers
John Myers

that's disgustingly cruel. mocking me with the idea there might be something there that isn't.

I dislike too many things to list.

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

make sure to get all of kaybe's theyre almost as good as mine

whenever luka gives a struggle snuggle take a drink

whenever neru talks about his toothbrushing take a drink

whenever neru posts a league of legend webm

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

I guess whenever Squash talks about fucking a dog, take a shot. People get pretty triggered by that too.

Whenever Fortune mentions that he doesn't brush his teeth, take a shot.

Whenever Mugen talks about his piercings, take a shot.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

FucK YOU

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

man that would be fun to do

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Put it on your dick and see what happens.

William Sanders
William Sanders

I'm sticking with that one if you're not going to help me out at all.

Samuel Myers
Samuel Myers

I have heard that is a bad idea.
contrary to the impression you might have of me I am actually pretty careful about what goes on that area.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

shower time nana

neru dunks his head in this every night before bed

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

mildly upsetting.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

I have my doubts.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

I can do nothing about that.

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

I think this is good enough.

List so far:

Whenever bard tries to jam his hipster /mu/ tastes down someone's throat takes a drink

Whenever bernsa gossips loudly about a secret nobody cares about take a drink

Whenever chiri text walls take a drink

Whenever smiles says 'jesus' or 'god' take a drink

Whenever test gets defensive about his sister take a drink

Whenever elma mentions her suicide take a drink

Whenever ban posts that boygirl hes obsessed with take a drink

Whenever rin blank replies with an anime reaction take a drink

Whenever smiles spams about her current call with tsuchi take a drink

Whenever desu talks about his voice take a drink

Whenever luka uses an ellipse (...) take a drink

Whenever Desu says "master" take a drink.

Whenever grim gets in a heated argument take 2 drinks

Whenever a girl/"girl" drops a conversation with sci take a drink

Whenever grim mentions wish take a drink

Whenever squash talks about his dog take a drink

Whenever lenko talks about working out take a drink

Whenever an user with an anime avatar joins the thread and starts playing 'guess who i am' games take a drink

Whenever TP gets too drunk to type and starts using vocaroo take a drink

Whenever lexi says nini take a drink

Whenever bebop types a <3 at BC take a drink

Whenever erio starts an argument take a drink

Whenever cooki posts her music take a drink

Whenever scoots says the word 'privilege' take a drink

Whenever Tsuchi says ">she" take a drink

Whenever luke talks about his tail take a drink

Whenever soto talks about the 50 year old he's fucking take a drink

Whenever revy talks about his awkward family relationship.

Whenever kaybe talks about how fat he is.

Whenever Boo mentions his weed guy take a drink.

Whenever bloodchan says hes 16 take a drink.

When grim is a creep take a drink

When Boo tries to slide into those DMs with any of the underage posters, take a drink.

When Grim talks about fucking traps and then says hes not gay take a drink.

Whenever Boo asks what game to play, take a drink.

Whenever a UKbonger talks about their welfare, take a shot.

Whenever Swedish Fish talks, take a shot.

Whenever erin posts some gore of himself take 3 drinks

Whenever yan defends it (Erin Posting Gore) take 2

Whenever Colby posts a Schwarzenegger one liner webm, take a shot.

Whenever Fool talks about a horrible health issue that he's ignoring, take a shot.

whenever luka gives a struggle snuggle take a drink

whenever neru talks about his toothbrushing take a drink

whenever neru posts a league of legend webm

whenever Squash talks about fucking a dog, take a shot. People get pretty triggered by that too.

Whenever Fortune mentions that he doesn't brush his teeth, take a shot.

Whenever Mugen talks about his piercings, take a shot.

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

got out of the shower because i remembered 2

whenever cupcake says 'i dont care' take a shot

whenever loco talks about his dick take a shot

Bentley James
Bentley James

we're gonna need a bigger booze

Mason Kelly
Mason Kelly

I don't care.

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

see that one is a good one.

not that I care.

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

what a coincidence

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

Good catches.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Tsunderes are cute

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

That's an .mp4, does it still count?

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

No one cares what you think is cute, underachiever.

Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

I care what bard thinks.

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

I second this

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

better change your name to "burned"

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Crying won't fix your crippling depression and social anxiety.

James Evans
James Evans

They're all mp4s so yes

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d7)

Whenever Tetora gets a 7, take a drink

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

I don't want to live on this plaent anymore

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

And the planet doesn't want you living on it anymore.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

I don't have that many alcohols
Also that's enough Warframe for now, so it's time to complain about my family
Also also I did a high ropes course yesterday and my abs and thighs are still sore from all the being used that they're not used to

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Glad we got that cleared up, I really needed a drink.

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

you're just a bully anyways

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

But i'm happy with myself and I don't think you can say the same.

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

I'm leaving

I love you bard

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

no homo

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

see you later youu big Gay Loser

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

fuck my threads dead

this means i gotta g oto bed soon if i want to be awake for the active thread

;_;

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

Sorry, I like my bands to be higher up in the alphabet, like AC/DC.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

How many people have you fucked today?

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

I'm glad my life isn't so full of tough decisions like yours, Boo.

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

I'm cold ~ω~°°°

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

This is hilarious

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

For a second I was afraid that dildo was going in his hemipeen hole
Nice soundtrack though

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

girls have only ever said this to take my fucking coat

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

Not a ZZ Top fan?
What about Zappa?

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

How many more posts are you going to make behind a veil of anonymity?

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

Nothing accentuates a bisected penis and a dildo the size of a man's arm with the soothing operatic notes of Ave Maria.

Bentley King
Bentley King

I won't marry you, sorry.

I've got plenty of Abba and CAKE to listen to, thanks.

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

Cake is alright. I liked Comfort Eagle.

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

DON'T LIKE XXYYXX?
WELL HOW ABOUT CLAMS CASINO???
OOOO OOOOOO

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Gunman gets shot by Pokemon Go player he tried to rob

kek

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

They're the same band, Bard.

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

HA

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

great meme
I'm loling irl

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Just trying to look out for you buddy. People are starting to talk behind your back. And in front of your face. Just everywhere.

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

GHEHAURUHUHRHGHGRHAGGHHH!

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

As many as the amount of people you have been an unfaithful whore with.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

It's amazing how you manage to be an immature and stupid person, and also an untrustworthy one.

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

I, for one, don't slut shame.

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Aren't those traits typically comorbid though? You make it sound like it's unusual to see those traits together in a person.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

I do
Sluts are bad people

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Shut up, druggie.

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

No, I know a few people who aren't so bright but don't cheat on others.

Austin Jones
Austin Jones

Immaturity and untrustworthiness aren't exactly strange bedfellows, though, so it just seems like a weird way to phrase it.

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

Hmm, true, I suppose.

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

At least I have a sense of LOYALTY

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

There are sluts who admit they are, and there are sluts who hide it and hurt people. He is the latter.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

I would have gone with "It's amazing how you've chosen to stay with Darwin after his most recent string of child sex abuse scandals."

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Ian, you do not know what you are talking about.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

This is what you were talking about? Lol

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Agree
if you're a whore have the heart to say it

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

Not me ya dingus

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

how could goggles even acquire the people to fuck required to be a slut?

he's a social retard lol

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

It's not very hard

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Until the drugs run out at least.

Why do you even care since you aren't Darwin?

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

I gave him the benefit of the doubt at first, but it has become evident he's lying.

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

I don't really care about whatever's going on here so I mean

Have fun?

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Okay. Just don't trust him.

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

he cant even voice chat dude

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

(That was some fancy proxy swapping, Ian. I'm impressed.)

It has become evident? Are you like an irl friend of his with a mancrush? That would be adorable.

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

kinda bored tbh

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

I never talked to him enough to have to trust him with anything and I don't plan to

SSHHHHHHHHH STOP RUINING MY ILLUSION

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

An ex-friend. He's too dumb for my taste, and there's no reason to even like him at all now.

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

replied to myself

Okay goodnight lmao

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Fuck off, Ian.

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

The only person worth replying to, in my opinion.

Night

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

Don't you mean 'heck' off, you misguided manchild? How can you be such an awful person?

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Goggles is way better than most of the other sluts

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

You seem to harbor some not-so-latent resentment.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

i know you guys are really stupid but that user is obviously grim

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

I thought it was Clockwork.

Brandon Cox
Brandon Cox

You don't know the extent of his lying. I'm worried about any friends he still has.

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

Oh if it's Grim then I can just ignore that.

I take that back, Ian.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

IS THAT REALLY GRIM???

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

no shit dude...
types exactly like him...

Owen King
Owen King

You'll say that and then go cry yourself to sleep, as if you were the victim.

Cooper King
Cooper King

I dont really talk with him
but this is some nice drama

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Me vale madre, slash es el mejor guitarrista del mundo, es mejor que jhon petrucci, stive vai, joe satriani, eric jhonson, frank zappa, ywing manstain, steve morse, paul gilbert, etc (todos los otros guitarristas paleros que existan).

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

Seems relatively harmless. If I end up hanging myself over little anime girls I guess you can say "I told you so."

You should be a handwriting analyst.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

I mean, Grim if you feel like this is your business then why don't you go ahead and fill everyone in on your role?

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

Because I certainly can't say anything because of the promises made to the parties involved.

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

pretty sure everyone knows what youre talking about goggles
its not like grim didnt tell anybody

i just understand english well

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Is this about the ketchup on Grim's nipples thing? I really hope it is.

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

idk what is going on
tell me
I wnana know

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

DID THEY FUCK?

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Which is doubly impressive considering your Native American heritage. It takes Indians at least twice as long to learn a civilized language.

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

boo is a tatanka?

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

i dont know luscieno at all
i dont even think its formally taught

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

To people curious, no Grim is not involved and is only spreading malicious words because of his long standing resentment for me over unrelated reasons.

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

is this fake drama

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

wrong

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

No, but he's not a nice set of tatankas, if you ask me.

Of course it's not formally taught, formal teaching is the way of the white man. You learned it while smoking a pipe with your elders.

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

Preseent counterpointal evidence

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

He is unrelated as to what's been happening around me.

That's great, Boo.

I need to have a shower before leaving. Goodnight everyone.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

nope
grim has some personal stuff about me that he's never shared
i wouldnt dare

its best just to remember that goggles if a filthy liar and social retard

this is more funny than offensive kaybe

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

the hell is with this thread

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

That's fucking weird
Back in my day we didnt have creeprs
What is with this blatant display of chidlishness from this newer generation
The kids these days I will tell you what

We need to make drama great again
when peoples dirty laundry was aired by everyone

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Buh bye.

Just tell me on Steam Tonto.

I guess I'll just have to be malicious in our future correspondence.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

I like my boys in skirts and crying

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

You're disgusting, man. Please don't say that kind of thing.

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

this mission is WAY too hard

fuck

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

I'm sorry friend I ddidnt mean to offend you with a sxual kink. I will refrain from posting such offensive items in the future

Joseph Gray
Joseph Gray

Guess what else is hard.

It's the bread on my counter. I'm going to throw it away tomorrow morning.

Thank you for taking responsibility for your actions and working to make a positive change. It's very mature of you.

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

yeah me too

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

for what purpose

Christopher Thompson
Christopher Thompson

Why has anyone ever one anything?

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

*done

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

You love it.

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

where are all the cuties

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

As quickly as they came they were gone.

Yes, that is a masturbation joke.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

This one ain't too bad I guess.

Is it really so dead you're just posting gay animals?

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

I would be doing much the same thing if it weren't dead. I just like doin' it.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

God first playing a PC game with a controller and now this.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

Isn't it just wonderful? Being spammed with furry porn.

Gay furry porn, even.

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

Is it really spam if nobody is talking anyway, is it?

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

I got stuck between two sentences.

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

Well. Yes? It's a bunch of unwanted posts.

I doubt that's the only thing you're stuck between, you degenerate.

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

I don't think anyone *actually* cares tbh

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

Why would playing a PC game with a controller be a bad thing? Keyboard and mouse isn't the best for every game.

Speak for yourself.

I am also stuck between a bed and a wall, I guess.

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

It's slightly disgusting tbh.

Uhuh.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

Such a contrarian.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

Everybody loves a good disagreement.

Jaxson Mitchell
Jaxson Mitchell

I'm not being serious.

It's not like it's gore or CP.

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

I know I do. I live for them.

It's still degeneracy. Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction is the only way to go.

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

That is indeed my fetish.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

I know some people who are weirdly serious about that.

And, in all likelihood, you will die for them.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

cute anime pic

saved
:)

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Thanks.

Cameron Stewart
Cameron Stewart

I don't think that can even be considered a fetish it's so vanilla.

To imagine that I could actually influence someone like that with what I say would almost make it an honour to die that way.

But really I'm not that controversial. I'm just an edgy teen.

Don't save my pictures, Luka. It's extremely disrespectful to me.

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

hi null

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Hello. What are you doing up so late? Or early. Or whatever.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

nope

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Edgy teens die all the time. Maybe you'll get in a disagreement with being awake while driving.

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

God damnit Luka fucking pander to my sensitivities.

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

*snuggles*
that cute pic is mine now too~
saved to my drive <3

John Lewis
John Lewis

Maybe you'll be able to sell those pictures on the anime black market, and finally make a little bit of money for yourself.

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

The normie ones maybe. I usually pussy out before anything gets too serious.

Oh. That -is- a possibility.

Terrible.

Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

The key is to find out which drug makes you the most crazy, and then just take way too much of that after walking into the worst neighborhood you can find.

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

You're my fetish.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

I would never do drugs. That leads to degeneracy. Also what the hell is that picture. It's not even stimulating.

...Nice. Meme?

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

*pets the cute pouty muuu gently*

:3

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

being unproductive i guess

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

What? You're not into horrible, horrible drugs? Or Ken doll crotches? What kind of passionless life do you lead?

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

I -refuse- to induge in your RPing degeneracy.

I'm beginning to sound redundant with that word, but there's just so much of it here.

Oh. I see. Rad. I'm listening to terrible music while also -making- terrible music. A vicious cycle.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

you aren't listening to the music you're making..?

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

Even a broken record is right twice a day.

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

A respectable one. Is...that a fetish? Ken doll crotches?

No, because it's even worse than the terrible music I listen to.

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

did someone say degeneracy

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

how the heck do you know what you're doing with the music if you can't hear it??

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

Some people do like sexless characters, yes. The ultimate chastity.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

dont refuse
dont try to be re dun dant
indulge

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

yeah slut
let me -slap dat ass-

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

effing lol
ur the best

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

Haha, nice one.

You know how Mozart went deaf, and trained himself to feel the vibration of the piano? Yeah. I'm doing it old school, of course.

...Freaks. Also I admit chastity is definitely a fetish of mine.

I gave up that whole RPing thing when I was 12.

Bad memories.

William Morgan
William Morgan

:)
*hugs*

ur doin it wrong

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

u mean beethoven...?
also if you can do that then why can't you make good music?

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

Everything you do is wrong.

Oh...right. Mozart was to dude obsessed with cats.

Well, he was a prodigy. I'm not.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

no u

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

Do you ever get chastity-tized for being a weirdo freakface?

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

No? I'm not a weirdo freakface. You are.

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

Coming from the guy who chatted up middle aged men when he was 12 in chat rooms. Trying to put those poor guys in jail. You're the real predator here.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

if you're not a prodigy then how do you do the vibraty thing??? your story is just crumbling away now

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

Hmmm. Touche. Though I never chatted any of them up. It was just RPing. Hell, rarely any of them wanted to have like. Actual conversations. Always RPing.

They said I was good, but, they were a bunch of autistic manchildren. I doubt it was hard to impress.

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

Chhildhood innocence
lost

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

Impress me.

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Papa bear RP'd too hardcore, mama bear RP'd too softcore, but baby bear, he RP'd juuuuust right.

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

Who needs it?

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

It doesn't take a prodigy to distinguish between vibrations.

It takes a prodigy to arrange those vibrations into something people would consider good art.

I'd rather not.

...What is wrong with you.

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

not very impressive.

smh

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

Uh

HUUUUUH

what is i it good for
absoluteley nothin
one more time yall

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

Don't you get it? This is RPing. I'm obviously playing a character right now. Impressive, huh?

You could call me a modern-internet Andy Kaufman.

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

It was my tragically stable upbringing. I'm bitter about not being able to be a tortured loner, like my favorite anime characters.

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

Who?

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

when you're wide awake at 5am and bored out of your mind

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

You disappoint me.

I know how you feel. I long to be the underdog.

...I feel like that has a different meaning to you.

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

nope
no relevant

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

i think you've got it backwards friend

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

Not really.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Why can't there be any unfortunate situations thrust upon us that we're forced to overcome, thus shaping us into capable and dignified human beings? Those stupid heroes have it so easy.

Why, yes, underdog does have a different meaning to me.

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

Is that joke the reason you took a while to respond? I feel like it was.

Don't worry. They'll come to us eventually.

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

There is a new thread

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

No shit.

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

Yes, hello
When I shit talk, I do it loud and proud with a name on

So you can fuck right off

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